Business Idea

[Anonymous No.49698285]

We build a dam and drain the gulf of mexico
wala free land and a new frontier
but how do i secure funding

[Anonymous No.49698336]

>>49698285

build the dam and make Mexico pay for it?

[Anonymous No.49698347]

>>49698285
where do you pump the water?

[Anonymous No.49698358]

You're going to build two dams hundreds of miles in length, tens of thousands of times bigger than the world's current largest?

[Anonymous No.49698380]

>>49698285
take ur meds retard

[Anonymous No.49698385]

Why not just build under water super tunnels that bore hnxdrgirind6. Like a super highway to Europe. Open up new trade routes. And have battery powered cars that have sensors that can avoid hitting walls and stuff. And let's spend insane amounts of resources and man hours with our best and brightest engineers so that we can force people to live out the rest of their existence in a bubble building on Mars where they'll never see the sun, have no access to nature or anything to make life worthwhile. They'll basically be imprisoned up there but humanity must fulfill this fucking idiots fantasy. What a waste.

[Anonymous No.49698393]

>>49698358
lol i'm not going to build it personally, thats what mexicans are for but yea its my business idea

[Anonymous No.49698416]

>>49698336
i like the sound of that
>>49698347
just let it evaporate

[Anonymous No.49698418]

>>49698385
Underground *

[Anonymous No.49698430]

>>49698393
Do you have a degree in engineering, architecture, mathematics, or preferably all three? How high is your IQ? Is it above 160? Have you any experience in building dams, or any other super-structure?

[Anonymous No.49698452]

Fuck Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.49698462]

Count me in, partner

[Anonymous No.49698477]

>>49698430
have you considered that he is, as the brits say, taking the piss?

[Anonymous No.49698488]

>>49698347
Sell it to CA. They are always in a drought.

[Anonymous No.49698506]

>>49698477
As a Brit I can attest to the fact that we do sometimes like to have a giggle at other's expense, however another thing we like to do is be better than everybody else and do things other countries wouldn't. He may in fact be able to do it, if he is in fact British. I was simply trying to ascertain his level of experience and knowledge as they pertain to such an extraordinary venture.

[Anonymous No.49698511]

>>49698285
>not the texan empire
really fuckerd up there

[Anonymous No.49698518]

>>49698430
degrees are retarted dude, this is a BUSINESS IDEA not some nerdy science project

[Anonymous No.49698519]

>>49698285
>ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>excuse me, based department?
it's for you.

[Anonymous No.49698537]

This is the dumbest post I've ever seen. Let's fucking do it. Fuck water. Terraform the planet to have no water. We'll just use Mountain Dew for everything.

[Anonymous No.49698545]

>make the sea walls a hydro electric desalination walls

>sell the water

[Anonymous No.49698553]

>>49698518
I see. Well, fair enough. I was hoping you had drawn up designs or what-have-you. Have you heard the phrase 'running before you can walk', anon? Well in this case you find yourself at the starting line of the Olympic 100m sprint and you don't have any legs. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.49698580]

>>49698537
You need to use Gatorade for the electroless it's what plants crave

[Anonymous No.49698586]

>>49698545
plus we can sell the salt too.
this is a legit idea you guys

[Anonymous No.49698605]

>>49698285
>he doesn't know what monstrosities dwell below

[Anonymous No.49698621]

>>49698347
>where do you pump the water?
the ocean dummy. have you ever poured a glass of water into the ocean?

>>49698358
just build each one slightly less smaller than the largest then put a pillar of concrete or ground in between.

>>49698393
>its my business idea
sign me the fuck up. let's start small. Cube flotilla with >>49698545
>hydro electric desalination walls
and water pours in, then is pumped out so it's like a giant self-sustaining ark. If that works, make permament wall floating wall structures. basically making a "pocket" in the water.

>>49698605
what like bears? lions? we got guns bombs and guns n shit nigga

[Anonymous No.49698692]

>>49698621
>and water pours in, then is pumped out so it's like a giant self-sustaining ark. If that works, make permament wall floating wall structures. basically making a "pocket" in the water.
i liek the way you think

[Anonymous No.49698837]

op, youre hella faggy becayse you should glass everything from Austin on down to where Elon rituallstically launches space junk and then sink it and then scuttle lots of old boats, preferably ww1 era tankers lime Lord Protector Winston Churchill did up in the Orkneys. Except he didnt get them complrte for either World War and a ballsy uboat commander and his crew snuck through at low ride umder a full moon and sunk the HMS Royal Oak which was the 2nd worst loss for the Royal Navy in the war after the HMS hood horror.

so, yeah, get competent engineers and preferably not a simgle diversity hire to do this big amount of work and ill vote for you.

[Anonymous No.49698839]

>>49698488
now you are thinking with both sides of your brain!

[Anonymous No.49699024]

>>49698285
what crypto is associated with this project? i want in on this.

[Anonymous No.49699108]

lets do it. then let all the immigrants and kikes move there. and then...woops!

[Anonymous No.49699116]

>>49698621
first build the Great Dam of Desantis from florida to harness the gulf current for energy. sell the energy to fund the rest of the project.

[Anonymous No.49699118]

>>49698285
lmao you'd turn the Southern Belt into a desert.

[Anonymous No.49699159]

>>49698621
>what like bears? lions? we got guns bombs and guns n shit nigga
no, the sunken alien dreadnoughts.

[Anonymous No.49699391]

>>49698285
Lold
thanks for the keks OP

[Anonymous No.49699474]

>>49699108
Now THIS is a plan!

[Anonymous No.49699579]

>>49698285
>but how do i secure funding

I have $3

[Anonymous No.49699711]

I don't think OP knows just how deep the Gulf of Mexico is

[Anonymous No.49699725]

>>49698285
Take your plan to all the big gulf oil companies. They will be ecstatic that you can make drilling for oil there like a billion times cheaper and safer (cheaper in terms of liability).

[Anonymous No.49699759]

Where would the most valuable real Estate in the Gulf be?
I assume the Campeche Bank and Florida Shelf would have great views overlooking the continental slope and the Mississippi Canyon would also be pretty nice, but there are probably some real hidden gems down there that I'm not really aware of.

[Anonymous No.49700036]

>>49699759
the waterfalls would be pretty. i suppose the river outlets would supply fresh water and form lakes. no need for desalination.
break up the land into nft lots?

[Anonymous No.49700171]

>>49698358
just nuke the surrounding areas until the gulf drowns into mexico

[Anonymous No.49700208]

This kills the Europeans. Europe is very high up and should be much cold, the warm jet stream fed by the war gulf of mexico would cause the Mediterranean and Europe's climate to completely change. This would also fuck the south east US and mexico.

[Anonymous No.49700230]

>>49698285
that land will be salty sandy garbage for thousands of years mussulini you fucking retard. Much better idea to just annex everything else and use it as a central trading route

[Anonymous No.49700231]

>>49698285
>>49700036
Break up the lands into NFT slot, sell the different chunks into SAND terrains so that people can actually use them while they mint them, but also sell those terrains in opensea, when the disputes start, contract lovelace to act as a third party mediator to bring everyone a use for their shitty 1cm of land. There you go, you've made billions in dollars and fooled a couple of dumbasses while giving that empty dead land a use

[Anonymous No.49700461]

There's a similar project for the Med called Alantropa.

[Anonymous No.49700487]

>>49698285
>hurricane comes
>damn fails and your 'new frontier' gets flooded

[Anonymous No.49700717]

>>49700230
would the land be like giga-salt flats?

[Anonymous No.49701970]

>>49698380
all 'meds' posters shall be hung in Minecraft

[Anonymous No.49702048]

>>49698285
Empire of Texas.... below sea level.
>Flooded into oblivion in the first hurricane of the season.
Based idea op, how to we get all the undesirables to move there?

[Anonymous No.49702123]

>>49702048
>what are sandbags
we're halfway there

[Anonymous No.49702268]

I live in the gulf. Do not take my home.

[Anonymous No.49702304]

>>49698285
Literal Nazi plan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa

[Anonymous No.49702307]

>>49698285
the dutch have done this before to control flooding and increase the amount of real estate for population. Something of this scale i dont know if its possible, but if it is then you have to be ok with the even easier access it will be for mexicans to enter into the united states

[Anonymous No.49702369]

>>49698285
>build 2 separate 2km tall, 150 km long dams that need to hold back the entire atlantic
>10cm sea level rise worldwide
>new land area is sandy, rocky desert 2 to 6 km under the sea floor
>southern USA and most of Mexico completely uninhabitable

[Anonymous No.49702371]

>>49698347
Flood Mexico with it.

[Anonymous No.49702404]

>>49698488
They have their own ocean already. What good is more salt water going to do them?

[Anonymous No.49702406]

>>49698285
>but how do i secure funding
easy, make a nft bro