/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49693001]

>Anon..... I....

>Brokers
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
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>Free charts:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Calendars
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
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https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>49689655

[Anonymous No.49693033]

75 bps would have destroyed us if it wasn't for the Europoors doing QE for their bond market, they will inflate so we don't have to.

[Anonymous No.49693037]

First for fuck GME

[Anonymous No.49693044]

>>49693001
Reminder that the bottom is not in and Cramer is still bullish: >>49692972

Still more to be made on the inverse Cramer trade.

[Anonymous No.49693050]

What's your horoscope for tomorrow, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49693078]

>>49693050

[Anonymous No.49693079]

>>49693050
We are FUCKED tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49693080]

>>49693001
tight pants around the hips are so nice. almost makes me forget I'm down 8% today

[Anonymous No.49693101]

>every commodity on Earth has its price diluted by an infinite amount of fake paper
>They are now trying to push off a global famine by making fake paper wheat and corn
>Silver miners are shutting down because the price is too low
>Yet silver is still constantly needed
>Nobody can get enough commodities yet the prices are kept down
>The very fabric of industrial society and supply lines are crumbling because capitalism is being faked
>The coming pox will finish it all off

Lol. Lmao. I will make a fat stack off SIGA, buy a shit ton of PMs and food, and go innawoods while this faggot world crumbles

[Anonymous No.49693118]

GAYSEXBROS POUNDING ANUS FOR 2 MORE WEEKS. POXXING ALL THE BOYMEAT I CAN. SIGA CHADS JUNE26TH HOT SWEATY POZZED MAN MEAT NEWYORK

[Anonymous No.49693131]

I bought more OIL

[Anonymous No.49693158]

>>49693101
>No radio
C'mon man!

[Anonymous No.49693163]

What if the reason the markets are pumping is because now everyone thinks Jpow is a huge pussy who is going to let the dollar hyperinflate, and pump the nominal value of equities in the process?

[Anonymous No.49693175]

>>49693080

[Anonymous No.49693176]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49693181]

>>49693050
International markets are fucked. S&P 500 is fucked. Nasdaq 100 is even more fucked.

[Anonymous No.49693180]

>>49693050
wipe out for me, good luck bros

[Anonymous No.49693185]

looks like im holding horoscope tomorrow bros!

[Anonymous No.49693190]

>>49693175
I aspire to have a gut like that someday

[Anonymous No.49693192]

>>49693185
What website is this?

[Anonymous No.49693200]

Those fake pumps are so dumb. I'll buy more puts if we rise more than like 2% tomorrow or friday.

[Anonymous No.49693201]

>>49693033
I’m looking forward to a hilariously cheap vacation to Europe then
>>49693050
According to my more astrological friend, I am a fake Leo because they changed the dates in August or something weird
>>49693131
Smart man

[Anonymous No.49693203]

look at futures

[Anonymous No.49693209]

Priced in is a meme, they said. Don't buy the dip, they said.

[Anonymous No.49693227]

Taurus chads, its another green day for us

[Anonymous No.49693236]

>>49693163
Dollar. Fucking. Milkshake.
Not a meme. We are currently in the process of letting other countries default on their USD debts

[Anonymous No.49693242]

>>49693118
Picrel, fuck filters

[Anonymous No.49693248]

Ill tel ya agin, s o y and c o r n are going up. Fuck wheat

[Anonymous No.49693270]

>>49693201
Apparently Uranium is associated to Aquarius, which is funny because I've been long on it for like 6 months now and want more.
My traits are fixed Mercury and Air. I guess that means I should pay attention to Mercury entering and exiting different zodiac houses for auspicious events?

[Anonymous No.49693280]

>>49693227
Taurus chads stay winning.

[Anonymous No.49693291]

>>49693248
Why soi? I expected less corn/wheat due to fertilizer issues (and planting soi to do nitrogen fixing).

[Anonymous No.49693305]

>>49693242
Soon the pox will have a new name and spread by a different carrier instead of the homos. We will not be filtered for much longer. The narrative will change and so will our gains.

[Anonymous No.49693317]

>>49693242
>>49693305

Say thanks to the homos for pumping our SIGA bags

[Anonymous No.49693321]

>>49693305
When I make it, I will buy majority shares in BK and make them reinstate the BK Stacker

[Anonymous No.49693324]

>>49693280
everything is always bullish for a celestial bull

[Anonymous No.49693326]

Uhhhh men bros? Is it finally our turn??

[Anonymous No.49693332]

>>49693291
Soi because the worlds running out of food and ending stocks are low. The Midwest planted super late. Still planting beans and South America had a weak crop and China lies about ending stocks. The chart is clear. There’s plenty of wheat for now. It just needs to be exported

[Anonymous No.49693335]

>>49693280
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.49693355]

>>49693326
>Not using adblock
KWAB

[Anonymous No.49693363]

>>49693332
Fair enough. I remember seeing some infographs about different cutoff dates for planting and announcements for crop allocation and stuff. Do you have any resources?

[Anonymous No.49693384]

>>49693280
Animals are our frens, show kindness to them. Do not shove animals up your ass like the poor hamster/gerbil Bros

[Anonymous No.49693387]

How do I escape not having a big penis good job or catgirl?

[Anonymous No.49693397]

>>49693163
equities just reacted to the move in bonds and DXY

[Anonymous No.49693402]

i didn't come dressed today

[Anonymous No.49693405]

>>49693384
We love animals here, anon

[Anonymous No.49693412]

>>49693355
>not using an adblocker that isn't pozzed other than adblock, something to granually control what elements of any given page are allowed to run, on either a wholly separate machine or VM on something with nothing else on the disk behind several firewalls and VPN's both private and public with an exit from some third-world shithole that doesn't care about laws at all
Enjoy the header injection. Same reason why I don't ever save pictures from this place.

[Anonymous No.49693416]

bros i think we're onto something with this astrology meme

[Anonymous No.49693417]

Alright considering Jerome is
>doing a controlled demolition while the potential for hyperinflation is huge
>refuses to answer questions straightforwardly and dodges instead
How do I position my money to avoid any ramifications of hyperinflation and stagflation? Don't want stocks and end up having a trillon dollar share of Apple only for it to not even be able to afford a loaf of bread. Nor do I want to slam it in stocks and all it does is stay flatter than my bank accounts interest.

[Anonymous No.49693424]

A US raid into Turkish occupied Syrian territory just happened.

[Anonymous No.49693425]

>>49693355
> wearing condoms
Pussy

[Anonymous No.49693432]

>>49693363
There’s planted acres report released by usda. There’s also a looming heatwave coming in Midwest. If it last very long it’s never good. Source. Am a corn and onions farmer. Late basedbeans. During a La Niña year with the heat wave right on schedule and world ending stocks are down. Not by mention onions oil. Largest palm oil country said they weren’t exporting anymore food. And sunflower oil from ukraine will be non existent.

[Anonymous No.49693436]

>>49693412
Don't care lol fuck ads

[Anonymous No.49693437]

>>49693405
That hedgehog is so comfy.

[Anonymous No.49693440]

>>49693417
The damage is already done from printing. Now we just wait for the recession from tightening and buy, probably when oil comes down.

[Anonymous No.49693444]

>>49693326
>>49693355
>not using Brave
cringe

[Anonymous No.49693450]

>>49693424
Wen greek-turk war?

[Anonymous No.49693458]

>>49693387

[Anonymous No.49693461]

>>49693425
>Having sex
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49693468]

>>49693001
these are the best kind of ops

[Anonymous No.49693471]

Is there even any point to being a moderate bear anymore? The government pursues policies with the direct intention of pumping the market even to the detriment of long term success. If I’m a successful bearish trader, there will be nothing to spend my money on anyway because the house of cards has collapsed, there will be no legal protections afforded me.
It seems like either I make retarded bull plays, or I stack canned goods and ammo, and there is no in-between allowed

[Anonymous No.49693477]

>>49693416
You should look into the Benner cycle
>Predictably more or less sunspots in a year, over an 11 year cycle (approx)
>Affects the output and growth of crops
>Affects the availability of food supplies on the market
>Ripples through the different markets from food supply, commodities, futures, derivatives, and down to input costs for other industries

[Anonymous No.49693479]

>>49693405
My wife said when she was a kid she took home the classroom hedgehog named Bertha. She lived in a paper bag and ate oreos. What a comfy life

[Anonymous No.49693501]

>>49693450
>NATO civil war
That'd be ridiculous, but I could see it happening after Turkey eventually breaks away from NATO.

[Anonymous No.49693505]

>>49693461
I don't have a rebuttal for this. You got me.

[Anonymous No.49693516]

>>49693209
Over the past few months I have been counting up how many retards I see say “priced in” and once it gets high enough I buy puts. I have made so much money this way. Call it the RPII, the Retard Priced In Index

[Anonymous No.49693518]

Should i sell my house now and buy a innawoods self sufficient house now?
Been talking to a realtor, thinking of moving to norcal.

[Anonymous No.49693536]

Holy shit I could commit suicide right now. I just blew up my 30% YTD gains and then some on UVXY. I’ve already vomited because I feel so nauseous at the amount of money I have lost in a single day. Why the fuck did the market pump!?!?!? The fed hiked by 75 and said they will do more? What the fuck is going on!?!? I am legit sick. I already called my work and said I can’t come in tomorrow. I hope to God the market crashes tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49693552]

>>49693518
If you can afford it, do it. We all dream of doing this

[Anonymous No.49693581]

>>49693001
>futures
Well, rip, my puts.

[Anonymous No.49693591]

>>49693131
Why? Biden is busy making a deal with Saudi Arabia to increase production. Macron is demanding Ukraine surrenders. Oil is bearish.

[Anonymous No.49693592]

>>49693536
I’m actually very concerned this pump will continue Thursday Friday and I will be wiped as well. Fuck it

[Anonymous No.49693594]

>>49693518
My fucken dream

>you live in a society where you have to grind to leave society

[Anonymous No.49693603]

>>49693581

[Anonymous No.49693619]

>>49693387
my penis has a shit bath every time i explode ass, it's not a good deal - i'm thinking partial mtf transformation might make do

[Anonymous No.49693627]

>>49693270
This is interesting because I'm a Taurus that's long uranium and it says that Taurus is a friendly sign for Aquarius tommorow. Astrology was what my due diligence was missing all along.

[Anonymous No.49693629]

>>49693603
Westerner's are Fag piece of shit. They are worse than Michael Jackson. They are Fag

[Anonymous No.49693643]

>https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/news/nation/dennys-endless-breakfast-deal
if we’re ever gonna do the Denny’s meetup, now’s the time

[Anonymous No.49693649]

>>49693536
Why did you short right after a day in which 99.8% of stocks were red into a FOMC? That's basically the market screaming at you "SHORT COVERING RALLY INCOMING!"

[Anonymous No.49693667]

>>49693649
If the market is going to shit itself then why do they need to cover shorts?

[Anonymous No.49693669]

>>49693248
My chadbeans gonna do a little sumtin sumtin fr fr, nocap desu senpi

[Anonymous No.49693680]

>>49693649
It's a larp post.

[Anonymous No.49693691]

>>49693643
I like to keep a degree of separation between myself and my /smg/ frens.

[Anonymous No.49693701]

>>49693667
Because everyone is still basically bullish and afraid of missing the bottom.

[Anonymous No.49693704]

>>49693536
>bobo makes a couple good swing trades
>gets too cocky and goes all in on a risky short term play
>blows up account

Many such cases. Sad!

[Anonymous No.49693722]

>>49693501
Unfortunately for Greece, Turkey bought itself immunity because they are helping Ukraine and selling them drones

[Anonymous No.49693724]

>>49693691
Kek why shop in the South Carolina shooter on the right

[Anonymous No.49693736]

Are EU cucks saving the market?

[Anonymous No.49693756]

>>49693691
I would have all those weirdos over for a night of drinking, bbqing, VR, beer pong. If any of them got out of line I would pin them on the ground and take their bussy

[Anonymous No.49693760]

>>49693701
I see, so the prevailing sentiment is that it's down, buy the dip, but most people aren't factoring in the drawdown that'll happen from eg rising interest rates, no-bid MBS, etc. So we're not at the bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.49693764]

>>49693424
>putin wont start ww3
NO MALARKEY, WE NEED TO START IT OURSELVES

[Anonymous No.49693765]

For some reason I can’t see spy climbing back to 400 soon. I really can’t see a huge pump happening

[Anonymous No.49693771]

>>49693131
Kek baggie.

[Anonymous No.49693778]

>>49693691
Why does no one in this photo have a normally proportioned neck?

[Anonymous No.49693798]

>>49693764
Become ungovernable?

[Anonymous No.49693816]

Schizo bros... how did the AI know?

[Anonymous No.49693819]

today.. i bought SOXL at close..

[Anonymous No.49693843]

>>49693756
>I would pin them on the ground and take their bussy
Yeah and that's why I can't meet you guys in real life.

[Anonymous No.49693847]

>>49693819
SOXL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49693850]

>>49693756
Look the one on the right

[Anonymous No.49693864]

>>49693764
>>49693798
>reject modernity
>embrace tradition

[Anonymous No.49693883]

>>49693850
No match for gaysex bros

[Anonymous No.49693884]

>>49693680
I wish I was larping. I fucking blew my account up. Plus, my hemorrhoids are now making their way to my ballsack. My life is a fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.49693895]

>>49693760
We closed below the bear-market threshold for 2 (two) days so far and will open above that threshold tomorrow. The Fed is embarking on one of the most aggressive tightening cycles ever with a recession incoming and people are still FOMOing.

[Anonymous No.49693898]

>green futures
You and me know what happens at open

[Anonymous No.49693921]

>>49693416
I knew that there was a quote about the difference between millionares and billionares was that billionares had astrologers working for them

[Anonymous No.49693924]

>>49693898
You lose money.

[Anonymous No.49693935]

>>49693864
>>49693798
>>49693764
long banana

[Anonymous No.49693936]

>Thursday June 16, 2022
What did the AI mean by this?

>city in the clouds (progress)
>city in dust (collapse)

[Anonymous No.49693941]

What happens to the stock market if there is a civil war?

[Anonymous No.49693947]

>>49693898
did you check your hindustan times horoscope to confirm your financial thesis bobo?

[Anonymous No.49693951]

>>49693765
I really truly wish I could see this being reality, but I know for a fact that the markets going to max pain all my sold calls and I’m going to be just fucked and up shits creek. Heavily considering dumping all my puts tommorow and switching to 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.49693955]

>>49693883

[Anonymous No.49693958]

>>49693941
We get 2 stock markets

[Anonymous No.49693962]

>>49693955
He looks like a straight shooter

[Anonymous No.49693969]

>when you look at the cme countdown and it says next month is expecting 300 and we are at a current range of 150-225

seriously what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.49693980]

Lets be real how volatile will the crabbing be until Monday?

[Anonymous No.49693984]

>>49693192
Seconded

[Anonymous No.49693991]

why did the market rally when fred raised rates?

[Anonymous No.49693996]

Pump until a recession is declared on Friday?

[Anonymous No.49693998]

>>49693969
Some good ol fashioned malarkey is whats going on

[Anonymous No.49694004]

what are your plans for the long weekend bros
are you going to be in cash friday or do you dare ride the cultural heritage whirlwind

[Anonymous No.49694016]

>>49693947
Is this horoscope telling me my positions are all fucked?
>>49693991
schizo market + shorts closing.

[Anonymous No.49694018]

>>49693991
Short covering

[Anonymous No.49694024]

>>49693764

Is that anti-bird fencing? civil disobedience to the utmost extreme

[Anonymous No.49694026]

>>49693192
>>49693984

False prophecy is a grave sin. Stay away from it. Pray to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and have open ears to hear him.

[Anonymous No.49694037]

>>49693996
the market sniffs out recessions before they're announced. usually unwise to start getting short when it's official.

[Anonymous No.49694044]

SIGA bros? Are we at the bottom? Or are we at the top.
I don't mean the stock, I mean gay sex.

[Anonymous No.49694049]

Bros is there ANY chance the market dumps before Friday? I borrowed 20 grand from the Chinese mafia and they're legit going to harvest my fucking organs if I don't pay them back in time. I can't take any more of this fake pumping, SOMEBODY JEWS ANYBODY please just fucking dump this shit!!!

[Anonymous No.49694051]

I wonder if the UONE anon sold before the dump? He kept shilling it then vanished.

[Anonymous No.49694075]

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

[Anonymous No.49694081]

>>49693991
>>49693397

[Anonymous No.49694086]

>>49693947
There's like 4 different versions depending on how/where you look.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/astrology/horoscope/horoscope-today-astrological-prediction-for-june-16-2022-101655298768593.html (all signs, daily)
https://www.hindustantimes.com/astrology/horoscope/aquarius-horoscope-today-daily-prediction-for-june-16-22states-good-love-life-101655296742866.html (specific sign, daily)
https://www.hindustantimes.com/astrology/horoscope/career-horoscope-for-june-16-22-zodiacs-who-shall-feel-jovial-at-workplace-101655298050182.html (career horoscope)

Which fucking one do I go with

[Anonymous No.49694087]

>>49694051
If we're thinking of the same guy I saw him lamenting his bags afterwards
>imblyign /smg/ is smart enough to take profit

[Anonymous No.49694096]

>>49694016
Looks like you're either losing money or paying more for your positions, and you'll have to think about them and make an important decision to make some gains.

[Anonymous No.49694113]

>>49694051
i was shilling it mildly but there were other more dedicated posters. small position

[Anonymous No.49694116]

>>49694004
>plans
Getting wasted and laughing hysterically

[Anonymous No.49694119]

>>49694049
Tuesdays and Thursdays generally dump, Monday/Wednesday/Friday generally pump. I would imagine your best exit opportunity would come tomorrow, failing that you're stuck holding on Friday and basically praying for a miracle. Friday dumps are rare since it's an options expiry day and everyone is pumping shit to make their bags lighter.

[Anonymous No.49694120]

>>49694086
They are all equally valid, anon

[Anonymous No.49694124]

I'm very optimistic about the future. Expecting a solid rebound in the markets at least for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.49694133]

>>49694051
>>49694087
NTA, but I played UONE and sold a few days after that shooting at the black grocery store, figuring that was the exit signal. Made like $80
I also discussed shorting RDBX a few days ago, and made $60 on that one too. Looking forward to shorting PCG by next Friday too.

[Anonymous No.49694140]

>>49694051
There were a lot of people (myself included) who took long positions on UONE - I closed all my calls before it dumped, but I had planned on buying puts for the dump, ended up missing it as it dumped 2 days before I had planned to buy them.
>>49694096
This fills me with sadness.

[Anonymous No.49694147]

>>49694044
I’m in all in SIGA but this question is beneath me.
…
Get it?

[Anonymous No.49694153]

>>49694051
He got his asshole pumped and dumped. Last I saw him his anus was dragging on the concrete as he was hitchhiking to a bridge

[Anonymous No.49694152]

>>49694037
This market is testing my fortitude, very proud that I stood pat through today’s zany moves.
>>49694051
I might need to open a position, they bought a local radio station and I need to stop them from firing the occasionally racist midday sports host

[Anonymous No.49694167]

>>49693181
Is that from the show that people are claiming made NFLX dump suddenly two years after it came out?

[Anonymous No.49694199]

the fed pump was kinda weak- what would make it fall tomorrow- how much risk do people even want to take right now?

[Anonymous No.49694203]

Is BABA a buy sers

[Anonymous No.49694220]

>>49694153
>asshole pumped and dumped
Bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.49694222]

HECKIN BASED BIDEN DOES IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49694231]

>>49694199
the only real gains to be had right now are by taking increasing amounts of risk

[Anonymous No.49694238]

>>49694199
Nothing will make the market go down tomorrow. The market should be safe until a confirmation of a recession w/ the GDP stats from Q2. But a recession might be bullish because it means the Fed will pivot.

[Anonymous No.49694248]

i sharted the fed hike but then it retard rallied.
last time it did that it violently puked it all up next open by noon, and then proceeded to create new lows.
cnbc says it is "different this time because now we seed that the fed is serious."
alright. LE BOTTOM IS IN. ignore all the stats and forecasts and human nature. just buy that dip retail, ATH by end of year!

[Anonymous No.49694252]

Does the Fed Reserve believe in MMT?

[Anonymous No.49694256]

>futures green
>buttcoin going up

[Anonymous No.49694266]

>>49694238
>confirmation of a recession w/ the GDP stats from Q2
When is that announced?

[Anonymous No.49694278]

>>49694026
Christians used astrology until after the scientific revolution lol.

[Anonymous No.49694283]

>>49694220
Looks like next year i will go all in Beginning of March, and sell end of march. It looks that easy

[Anonymous No.49694314]

So this is why we pumped today?

[Anonymous No.49694325]

>>49694266
Maybe end of June? I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.49694335]

>>49694147
>>49694044
I do not have a position but regarding SIGA, it looks like the July 15th exp has 2,760 OI on the 7.50p, which is OTM at the moment. I interpret this to be bullish as the price likely has a good support around that level.

[Anonymous No.49694366]

>>49694314
how can you stand non anti-aliased fonts

[Anonymous No.49694373]

>>49693764
That cockatoo is based af, fr, no cap

[Anonymous No.49694411]

You know what, I don’t think there are even any peanuts in Boston Baked Beans

[Anonymous No.49694420]

>>49694366
Reminds me of my really old Linux desktops with Compiz effects and silly unoptimized settings because I was noob

[Anonymous No.49694434]

What happened to the baby killing SCOTUS decision that was supposed to happen today? Did they delay it so the riots wouldn't prevent today's exit pump?

[Anonymous No.49694438]

I thought I was so clever running to buy tesla puts after btc and ethereum fell through multiple supports a few days ago and it's not going well so far

[Anonymous No.49694512]

>>49694434
Amy Schumer aborted a baby in front of the capital today

[Anonymous No.49694536]

>>49694438
What's the expiry and strike?

[Anonymous No.49694552]

>>49694438
>something crashes through multiple supports
>buy puts then
anon bro..

[Anonymous No.49694574]

>>49694552
What are reliable S/R levels? Do you look at bollinger bands to find 1-3SDs, or fibonacci retarcement levels or what?

[Anonymous No.49694578]

I bought july puts on Zoom today and then it pumped even further. So it looks like the bullrun is probably back on as I am not allowed to make money

[Anonymous No.49694592]

what the fuck is the market doing?

[Anonymous No.49694602]

jpow:

want to raise unemployment

want to lower home prices

no control over oil prices

bought more siga today, thats about it

[Anonymous No.49694605]

are there any solid apps for tracking my moves such as days i buy/sell and what stock and then seeing graphics based on this info? been using pen and paper feel like a boomer

[Anonymous No.49694614]

>>49694266
Atlanta Fed has an estimate of 0% for Q2 based on retail sales from today so we're already in a technical recession.

[Anonymous No.49694622]

>>49694536
10/21 $200

[Anonymous No.49694623]

>>49694574
I buy things that politicians intentionally make more scare thus driving up the price, like oil.
Other than that I just swing trade bull/bear LETF pairs.
I am being heemed on SOXL as we speak. I tried to time a bottom and got fucked.

[Anonymous No.49694624]

>>49694592
waking up

[Anonymous No.49694637]

>>49693440
Assuming that's the case what do I do for now? And what is the likely signal for going back up?

With Jerome being unable to contain his emotions in his answers when it came to the recession questions I take it we already entered one. Several months down the line he'll probably announce that we're probably entering a recession when we're actually probably 25% of the way through, less if its a long one or depression considering the reality of the situation. Wouldn't be surprised if he calls it a recession part way through and he inevitably says we're definitely not entering a depression, except that stocks are down 75%+ lel.

Man I really gotta figure something out to do I'm not gonna risk my networth going to $0 if he hyperinflates and props up a new currency with no equivalent exchange for people (except elites)

[Anonymous No.49694640]

If we keep pumping i will recover my losses and maybe even make a buck.

[Anonymous No.49694651]

>>49694574
Volume profile is nice for support/resistance. Find the POC (highest volume point) for each day, over the past 20 days or so. You can see the price points where a lot of volume is occurring.

[Anonymous No.49694657]

>>49693200
Looks like we’re gonna hit 390 by friday then dump. Im liquidating my 401k tomorrow and buying sark on friday

[Anonymous No.49694668]

Guys, if you enjoy this thread, please like, comment, and subscribe

[Anonymous No.49694683]

>two green days in a row
What are the odds the occultic 3700 number was the unironic bottom.
Just like how it bottomed at 666 in March 09.

[Anonymous No.49694704]

>watch a cnbc video on youtube
>look at comments
>50% of them are pajeets trying to bait people into scams

We still have a long ways to go.

[Anonymous No.49694750]

>>49693518
I want something like that except Jerome and stock market big wigs have been standing in my way so much with their manipulation.

>buy puts
>pump it 1 day or 3 months
>cave and sell at loss
>next day to about a week later it giga dumps
>proceeds to fall even more

>buy calls
>dump it 1 day or 3 months
>cave and sell at loss
>next day to about a week later giga pumps

[Anonymous No.49694777]

>>49694278


>Daily future telling for greed and profit
>A sign or wonder

not the same

[Anonymous No.49694795]

The meaning of "the beatings will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.49694807]

>>49694777
True.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49694831]

So did we get 75 basis points today for the hike?

[Anonymous No.49694834]

>>49693898

[Anonymous No.49694838]

>>49694238
>Nothing will make the market go down tomorrow.

What will Mr. Snibs say about that? How much volume you think we will see?

[Anonymous No.49694841]

>>49694831
Yes

[Anonymous No.49694843]

>>49694750
its hard to make money in a bear market even if you have bearish positions its like wtf bro

[Anonymous No.49694854]

>>49694683
What does 3700 indicate in occultism?

[Anonymous No.49694871]

>>49694668
upvoted!
>>49694831
0.0 GDP growth too.

[Anonymous No.49694886]

It should be noted that the Fed's conference, dot plot etc. were actually dovish relative to expectations. It's not a pivot, but it means inflation will probably go up again and we'll be back in the same scenario in July.

[Anonymous No.49694906]

>>49694637
him shaking as he gave the speech was fucking off putting...

[Anonymous No.49694909]

>>49694683
>what are the odds this lower low is the bottom?
Roll the dice. The D20

[Anonymous No.49694926]

>>49693691
is that neck achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.49694934]

>>49694854
I had a math teacher who was an actual witch tell me that 37 was her favorite number. she didn't say why

[Anonymous No.49694942]

>>49694651
what the fuck do black people have to do with volume other than their shitty phone music they play on the bus?

[Anonymous No.49694956]

>>49694942

[Anonymous No.49694973]

>>49694934
>The number of seconds of church-bell and thunderstorm recording before the opening tritone riff in the song "Black Sabbath" on the album Black Sabbath by the band Black Sabbath, which is considered to mark the birth of heavy metal music.
>The number of slots in European roulette (numbered 0 to 36, the 00 is not used in European roulette as it is in American roulette)
Interesting
But that's not esoteric enough

[Anonymous No.49694980]

>>49694871
>nearly 100% of economists were wrong about the GDP
>You can just go outside and see nobody is buying anything

[Anonymous No.49694981]

>>49693050
Hahhhahahahahaha. This shit is retarded.

[Anonymous No.49694986]

I need an adult to manage my portfolio for me. I cant handle this shit market

[Anonymous No.49695003]

>>49694906

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49695016]

>>49694871
>0.0 GDP growth
Dank.
The great purge is already begun.
Coinbase laid off 18% off staff sometime within the past week.

[Anonymous No.49695021]

>>49694854
who cares- repent and find Christ. Jesus saves

[Anonymous No.49695027]

I just wanna be rich bros

[Anonymous No.49695034]

>>49694973
Also the human body temperature in Celsius.

[Anonymous No.49695065]

>>49693387
Roll a Roegadyn in FF14 and hire a Miqote retainer. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.49695088]

>>49695034
>>49694973
>https://numerologynation.com/angel-numbers-guide/
>Just calculate your Angel Number based on your birthdate, this number has special significance to you
>11, 22, and 33 are "Master Numbers"
Checked

[Anonymous No.49695115]

>>49693440
I will make back all the money they got from me at the pump by shorting oil when it falls. Checkmate Jews!

[Anonymous No.49695120]

>>49695021
Jesus is idol worship

[Anonymous No.49695127]

>>49693050

[Anonymous No.49695136]

>>49693518
My aunt lives in Portola. It’s super comfy up there.

[Anonymous No.49695157]

>>49693603
Banned in my house too. Fuck Disney.

[Anonymous No.49695159]

>>49695027
Go all in GAYSEXBRO. Become rich and have all your wildest dream cum true.

[Anonymous No.49695171]

>>49694086
all of them, hindustan times is very accurate

[Anonymous No.49695174]

Why does this thread have big daddy energy?

[Anonymous No.49695183]

>>49695157

[Anonymous No.49695186]

we are winning!

[Anonymous No.49695200]

>>49695186
at this rate we will over take the 1% in 64 years!

[Anonymous No.49695202]

what does this rate hike mean for the stocks?

[Anonymous No.49695217]

>>49695159
I started putting $100/week in to it a month ago as a joke. I think I’m going to continue. I didn’t know I’d have this long of a consolidation period. This works for me.

[Anonymous No.49695221]

>>49695120

i will pray for you, but man what a swing and a miss

[Anonymous No.49695220]

>>49693050
D E A T H

[Anonymous No.49695239]

>>49695202
it means they crashed last friday and monday

[Anonymous No.49695243]

>>49695186
>bottom 50% all have negative network
>go from -10k ro -5k
>haha we're totally winning guys

[Anonymous No.49695284]

Maybe it has to do with sacred geometry?

[Anonymous No.49695287]

Someone just told me that ethereum is deflationary while gold is inflationary because eth is more scarce and provides more utility

[Anonymous No.49695290]

https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPY/-220624C365,220715C399,220715P368,-220624P401,220715C394,-220624C426,220715P374,-220624P341,220715C385,-220624C391,220715P382,-220624P377

[Anonymous No.49695292]

>NYT reporter: uhhhh yeah is there a reason you didn't raise interest rates more, like 1%??
kek, NYT are gigabobos confirmed

[Anonymous No.49695297]

This is probably the worst stock of 2022.

[Anonymous No.49695315]

>>49695221
Silence protestant. You are going to Sheol

[Anonymous No.49695322]

It's like one step forward and two steps back
No matter what I do you're always mad
And I, I can't change your mind
I know it's like trying to turn around on a one way street.

[Anonymous No.49695330]

>>49695027
trade pre-market, market hours, after-hours, and futures 5 days a week like its a real job

[Anonymous No.49695332]

>>49695297
Hey Chris, did you just dox yourself?

[Anonymous No.49695347]

we're in trouble bobos, i think the bottom was monday

[Anonymous No.49695361]

>>49693518
>innawoods self sufficient
>California
You might as well move to a state that's less likely to fuck with you in the future if you truly wanna be innawoods

[Anonymous No.49695362]

>>49695284
its currently 5782 in the hebrew calendar and its a shmita year. ends on 25/09

[Anonymous No.49695372]

>>49695186
>we
>below average
explains a lot of the posts i see here

[Anonymous No.49695380]

>>49695347
You should check your hindustan times horoscope to confirm your puts are fucked

[Anonymous No.49695402]

i only made $2200 today

[Anonymous No.49695411]

>>49695362
>>49695284
>Some authors advanced that 37 is the number of centuries before J.-C. where would have occurred the creation of the world.
>According to the talmudic tradition, Isaac was 37 years old at the time of the sacrifice on the Moria mount.
>It was a time, in the ceremony of the mass, we counted 37 signs of cross: 25 during the canon, 12 out the canon.

Ah there we go

[Anonymous No.49695429]

>>49695380
>49695380
i dont want to look at my poorfolio. i know i am down a lot.

[Anonymous No.49695458]

Oopsie Poopsie

[Anonymous No.49695459]

>>49695411
>During shmita, the land is left to lie fallow and all agricultural activity, including plowing, planting, pruning and harvesting, is forbidden by halakha

[Anonymous No.49695461]

>>49695429
the hindustan times releases horoscopes for the next day after market close here, you can see how you'll do tommorow by reading yours. I'm going to be green for a second day in a row.

[Anonymous No.49695469]

>>49695332

Are you part of the far-right terrorist group known as ANONYMOUS?

Please don't hurt me; I'll sell all of my stocks if you leave me alone.

I'll even buy your favorite stock if you want me to.

[Anonymous No.49695481]

My girlfriend asked me if I’m gay because I kept showing her the posts here? Are you guys fucking gay?

[Anonymous No.49695490]

>>49695315

Jesus loves you, repent and find Christ.

"Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the city, and shewed unto the chief priests all the things that were done.

12 And when they were assembled with the elders, and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers,

13 Saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept.

14 And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you.

15 So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day."

[Anonymous No.49695491]

>>49694886
see >>49693941
Deportations cost 11k - leaving illegals in the country costs around 6k/yr
If Biden were to deport all the illegals arriving (he won't) it would cost 2.64 billion per month That's roughly 10% of federal tax revenue each year on deportations of newly arriving illegals - 5%/yr for funding them remaining in the country. With some 30 million illegal immigrants already in the country the government literally cannot stop printing money.
So even with the fed hiking rates we are still going to be in an inflationary environment from government spending and supply side price increases. Unless the executive and legislative branches fix policy issues that are driving inflation like illegal immigration and green mandates around fossil fuel use and extraction we could get rates into the 20s and STILL be facing inflation. Policy is just that fucked at this point.
I don't understand how anyone can be short term bullish on the economy at this point.

[Anonymous No.49695495]

>>49695481
What do you think the 'g' stands for?

[Anonymous No.49695510]

>>49695290
Now it's all green.
https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPY/-220624C366,220715C399,220715P368,-220624P401,220715C395,-220624C436,220715P374,-220624P341,220715C383,-220624C392,220715P381,-220624P377

[Anonymous No.49695529]

>>49695481
Depends, how much are you paying?

[Anonymous No.49695530]

Is now the time to short oil?

[Anonymous No.49695531]

>>49695332
omg Chris is going to have forced GAY SEX with 4chan bros. Its over

[Anonymous No.49695532]

>>49695481
Like..... how gay we talkin?

[Anonymous No.49695539]

>>49695461
>Pisces Finance Today

>Finance front seems very good for you today.
>You can buy things that are on your Wishlist for some time.
>It is better you keep your savings going and a track of what you’ve been spending.
>You can make investment decisions.
>Today can also prove to be very beneficial if you manage your finances in the way that you’ve been doing it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49695556]

>>49695459
Oh okay, the world isn't ending, all the agriculture is fucked because of a religious observance, and we'll be back to normal in a year or so. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.49695595]

>>49695556
well...........
>>49695514
>>49695558

[Anonymous No.49695597]

>>49695481
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.49695606]

did they announce the hike yet or am i early?

[Anonymous No.49695619]

>>49695481
I'm all in on SIGA so...

[Anonymous No.49695622]

>>49695606
they announced it 2 weeks ago dude

[Anonymous No.49695623]

>>49694831
if you look at the cme countdown it says we are at current rates of 150 - 225. not sure how to interpret that

[Anonymous No.49695627]

>>49695292
My favorite was Timiraos asking if they were going to use him to violate the blackout policy again in the future.

[Anonymous No.49695630]

>>49695510
So how is this not guaranteed profit?

[Anonymous No.49695662]

>>49695481
No one is gay, that's disgusting. Tell your gf how the pox is only affecting the throat and anus in males for some reason

[Anonymous No.49695675]

>>49695481
No, there are just some fags who post men who look really really like women.

[Anonymous No.49695689]

>>49695630
the ability to get filled and then the ability to exit is pretty much 0%

[Anonymous No.49695695]

>>49695490
You know nothing of God, heretic. Looks like its time for another century in Sheol

[Anonymous No.49695703]

>>49695481
Show her this pic of Tony. Hell, bake the next thread and use it.

That'll prove we're all straight.

[Anonymous No.49695705]

HOOD is trading below book value

[Anonymous No.49695707]

>>49695630
Lower the IV and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.49695716]

>>49695622
wow. i hate my broker. stealing funds like that's all he noes

[Anonymous No.49695726]

>>49695595
best timeline

[Anonymous No.49695748]

>>49695491
>Deportations cost 11k
Why the fuck is it that expensive. Isn't it basically a bus ticket.

[Anonymous No.49695760]

bros i thought the bond market was supposed to be smart

>inb4 the fed was buying bonds
only short-mid duration. they dont control the long end

[Anonymous No.49695762]

>>49695630
please make that trade on the market and post your results here, I want to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.49695772]

>>49695705
there are some deals the smart money in grabbing for sure. i'm dumb money, so i don't know what the deals are. i have no idea how to evaluate a company.

[Anonymous No.49695793]

>>49695760
what's not smart here? you mean you didn't think bonds could go down?

[Anonymous No.49695799]

>>49695760
>only short-mid duration. they dont control the long end
That's like saying I didn't fuck your girlfriend - only her pussy and mouth. I didn't fuck her ass.

[Anonymous No.49695814]

>>49695760
>only short-mid duration. they dont control the long end
Uh
I don’t know how to tell you this, but considering you didn’t even check the average duration of the SOMA account, you’re the dumb money

[Anonymous No.49695817]

>>49695762
>>49695630
>>49695689
>>49695707
>Lower the IV
Okay then hedge the position with VIX

[Anonymous No.49695824]

WHO IS SELLING

WHO

[Anonymous No.49695827]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49695833]

>>49695817
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49695847]

>>49695186
What is this graph even saying? That the 1% lost 50% of their net worth? What?

[Anonymous No.49695851]

>>49692699
>>49692699
>>49692699
>>49692699
>>49692699

[Anonymous No.49695855]

>>49695824
This French guy named Margin.

[Anonymous No.49695858]

>>49695827
>are going down

[Anonymous No.49695861]

>>49695851
don't get bamboozled

[Anonymous No.49695862]

>>49695851

[Anonymous No.49695865]

>>49695762
I'f do it if I had the money to burn

[Anonymous No.49695872]

>>49695851
you almost got me

[Anonymous No.49695874]

>>49695630
You have to fill the order

[Anonymous No.49695878]

>>49695297
bruh

[Anonymous No.49695891]

>>49695874
>What is FOK order placement

[Anonymous No.49695894]

>>49695824
Literally nobody faggot futures are fucking GREEN and I will rip your throat out if you mess with my hopium balance like that again

[Anonymous No.49695900]

>>49695851
You're not yet legitimate enough, sport.

[Anonymous No.49695906]

>>49695894
nigger they were up a lot more earlier. the sell off has begun, we'll be red by morning if not earlier

[Anonymous No.49695917]

>futures traders always sell off the market when after-hours trading closes
i laugh every time

[Anonymous No.49695930]

>>49695862
>>49695872
>>49695900
>>49695861

[Anonymous No.49695932]

>>49695332
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22chrisj55%22+%22christopher+johnson%22

He bought DOCN and PAYC at least

[Anonymous No.49695938]

>>49695906
nah, DXY look like it peaked

[Anonymous No.49695941]

>>49693591

why not they are still making bank, even oil just flatten at this price, you would still be smart to pick up oil, oxy has a fucking p/e of 9

[Anonymous No.49695942]

>>49695748
Because these people don't want to leave willingly so you have to pay the salaries of all the ICE agents that track them down, arrest them, and then escort them out of the country.
You also have to pay to feed them and house them during the holding period. Also I think most deportations are done via international flights which are much more expensive than ground transit.
But its even worse if they stay in the country since they get food stamps, housing subsidies, free child care, free medical care, and use public services like police, fire dept, and roads without paying taxes.
Not to mention that they undercut the value of labor and lead to stagnating wages for the lower class which then also need to rely on public handouts like food stamps and section 8. Its a massive drain on tax revenues but dems love it because they create a slave voter class if they can keep illegals in the country until their kids turn 18 and are forced to vote democrat to keep their shitbag illegal parents from getting deported.

[Anonymous No.49695952]

>>49695891
The order is never going to get filled, it will always get killed, order type has nothing to do with getting it filled the actual options spread is much larger than you’re being quoted
Trades like those are how market makers turn profit, but it’s rare one slips past the twenty dicks with their hand in the pot to get to your dick

[Anonymous No.49695963]

>>49695938
Is that what you said a week ago?

[Anonymous No.49695968]

>>49693958
Is this like getting 2 christmases from divorced parents?

[Anonymous No.49695970]

>>49695938
It can’t it literally can’t, WHY ARE FIRMS HOLDING 2 TRILLION IN CASH IF IT HAS TOPPED JESUS FUCK DUDE I HATE THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49696004]

Good night alt right!

[Anonymous No.49696006]

Green futures at night, bobos delight

[Anonymous No.49696022]

>>49695814
stay retarded

[Anonymous No.49696029]

>>49695968
only if they are open on different days/times Imagine having a PST market and an EST market that are both open 7 days a week 9AM - 6PM
Think of all the possible clown market gains!

[Anonymous No.49696037]

>PYPL is worth less than its COVID bottom
>PYPL is worth its 2018 price right now
You love to see stupid shit like this happen to these companies.

[Anonymous No.49696101]

n
>>49696094
>>49696094
>>49696094
>>49696094

[Anonymous No.49696104]

>>49696037
buy?

[Anonymous No.49696110]

>>49696101
buddy, there's already a new one

[Anonymous No.49696156]

>>49696110
Ok...
>>49695684
>>49695684
>>49695684

[Anonymous No.49696228]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49696301]

>>49696022
Whoever did that chart is incorrect

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/soma-holdings

[Anonymous No.49696868]

Holy shit I’m glad the calls I bought Monday are still in my account futures greener than the hulks tight starfish boypussy