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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49689684
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49689684

How did you do today?

>> No.49689688

Ok, which one of you screwballs shorted the bottom

>> No.49689701
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>>49689655
SIGA bros we actually cannot stop winning ANOTHER ATH in daily cases and now we're expected to hit 3k cases faster than covid.
The monkey-pox crash will make covid crash look like the meme flu it is

>> No.49689706

>SIGA Market General

>> No.49689723
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>BASIS POINTS

>> No.49689725

You retards decided to short at the bottom of the channel? A relief rally is obviously incoming. Check ‘em

>> No.49689726

My gut is saying to hold and buy the coming months.

>> No.49689735
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I just- I nee- excuse m- AHEM. MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD WHY PLEASE

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>>49689684
haha great, why do you ask? Definitely not down 1k nonono that's someone else.

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>>49689701
>>49689706
>YUMMY GAY POZZED POOPY IN MY BUTTHOLE

>> No.49689747

well what face should I make when I'm up 1%, smartguy?

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>> No.49689760

>>49689684
-6.49%

My investments are with good companies. They will come back.

>> No.49689762
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This too shall pass

>> No.49689780

how many months do you guys usually hold?

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>15 minutes into futures
>oil up 0.5%
>Nat Gas up 1.68%
>There are people that sold there bags yesterday instead of buying the oil and nat gas dip

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>>49689701
2090 now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8DPG62Fto&t=0s
Easiest fucken play of my life

>> No.49689795

>>49689780
Approximately 1/16th of a month

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>>49689706 #
>YUMMY GAY POZZED POOPY IN MY BUTTHOLE

Unironic faggot

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>>49689701
>>49689706
>>49689746
>monkey-pox is a nothing burger, it only spreads to faggots nothing will happ-
do you retards not remember how you were tricked into thinking covid only spread via wet markets

>> No.49689827

>>49689684
about +1%, I thought it'd be way worse.

>> No.49689830
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>>49689684
up 2.8%

>> No.49689831

>>49689799
Fix your post and buy SIGA

>> No.49689844

this crypto pump is pissing me off

>> No.49689849

can someone post the gif of apu dancing and a bunch of white dudes are all standing around him filming on their phones

>> No.49689855

>>49689819
Covid was a meme too, ultimately
Took a while to figure out but still

>> No.49689863

How long will this pump last?

>> No.49689865

>>49689780
nigger

>> No.49689869

>>49689844
don't be angry thats going to be us tomorrow

rocketemoji rocketemoji

>> No.49689872

>>49689855
Wasn't a meme for investors

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>>49689684

>> No.49689885

You faggots. I was in a gme thread

>> No.49689909

>>49689684
Down 50%. I blame the government honestly.

>> No.49689911

>>49689831
Just quoting the obnoxious retard who posts his scat fetish faggotry in every thread

>> No.49689919
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>>49689855
The flu itself was a meme true, but the market effects and government mandates were not. This time we spice it up a bit with roasties getting their faces permanently scarred from pustules LOL

>> No.49689922

do you girls have big tits?

>> No.49689920

>>49689885
how was your stay

>> No.49689925

>>49689844
>crypto pump
It's pumping along with the market, not independently.

>> No.49689927

Why are things pumping with this rate hike?

>> No.49689934

>>49689872
Fair enough

>> No.49689947

>>49689927
because it was priced in. did you think that was a meme

>> No.49689953

>OpEx this Friday

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>>49689922
>do you girls have big tits?

>> No.49689972

>>49689927
Because we are a le happy society with le decentralized processes and le consumer friendly stock markets that defy basic investment math if le consumer buys calls

>> No.49689977

>>49689947
It kind of is.

>> No.49689982
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RIP my puts

>> No.49689983

>>49689947
The market priced it in on Monday. They didn’t price in 2 fucking 75 bps cuts, they priced in one. God fucking DAMNIT

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>>49689830
Fuck I love Trudeau. Vote for him every time.

>> No.49689990
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>>49689849
nvm found it

>> No.49689995

>>49689934
Because the the bad guys won a world war

>> No.49689998

Do you guys think we're at the bottom?

>> No.49690009

>>49689701
Its happening

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>>49689977
>>49689947
The market literally runs on memes, in the original sense of the word.

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>>49689998
we are at the plateau

>> No.49690033

>>49689885
You got shieked

>> No.49690058

>>49689998
nah

>> No.49690065

>>49689987
Also up 20k today.

>> No.49690070

>>49690017
It comes from the french word "meme", which means same. Dawkins is a charlatan btw.

>> No.49690085

>>49689927
Bc the assumption is things are so bad that the fed will do new gibs sooner than previously thought

>> No.49690086

>>49689998
for now yes

>> No.49690089

>>49689998
Yep Friday.

>> No.49690121

>>49689998
No. We're repeating March to April, except we're lower lol. I expect we'll go lower after this.
But it's a local bottom yes.
>>49689885
I saw the last thread getting no posts and the only links were to /gme/ so I baked lol.

>> No.49690125

>>49690070
>charlatan
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

>> No.49690145

>>49689998
small caps definitely are; they're at historical lows, many down over 80 - 90%

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>futures

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>>49689794
when do you think anons will find the SIGA letter, all they have to do is look around for it and make multiple 6 digits maybe even 7

>> No.49690155

>everybody think this is the bottom

short signal - opinion-reverse trading, just because the market is irrational and always does the opposite

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Oil barons why did we lose today

>> No.49690187

>>49690155
What so are all the small caps supposed to become penny stocks now

>> No.49690205

>>49690169
Oil peaked.

>> No.49690208
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SIGA BROS

>> No.49690209
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>>49690187

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Sup
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

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>>49690169
>short term
>relevant

>> No.49690225

>>49690187
What the fuck small caps are you looking at, S&P small cap 600 is not 90% down

>> No.49690231

>>49690169
EIA report showed an increase in crude inventories, and continued fall out from Biden's nonsense.

>> No.49690233

>>49690209
Ticker?

>> No.49690241

>>49690145
And are still going down. Reverse split ad infinitum.

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>>49690221
>One off

>> No.49690291

>>49690233
can't remember, but it's just an example of fucking hundreds of tickers at this point, small caps have been fucked regardless of their performance, even the ones that aren't in debt and profitable have shaved off 70% over the year
>>49690241
see above; all have been grouped up, the meme bioshit will split yes, but many small caps have absolutely zero reason to be trading below their cash

>> No.49690303

>>49690085
We're getting another stimmy?

>> No.49690306

>>49690145
If they were truly cheap, they would go private.

>> No.49690312

>>49690145
>many down over 80 - 90%
That means nothing. After stocks drop 90% they can drop 90% again.

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>>49690288

>> No.49690338

>>49690291
Small caps are getting wrecked because they are easy to manipulate by market makers.
Its going to get to the point where they have to restrict it like they did briefly after 2008. The Jews are completely out of control.

>> No.49690337

>>49689998
Unfortunately. Your at the top

>> No.49690341

>>49690231
I will buy more NRGU

>> No.49690364

>>49690341
NRGU has been absolutely heemed over the past two weeks. It's bound for a healthy pump.

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looks like exxon responded to biden's retarded request

>> No.49690377

>>49690125
>A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud.

He is because he never even read the Origin of Species, which he bases his entire pseudoscientific religion on

>> No.49690381

>>49690312
This. Any small cap down 90% down right now is actually a scam not a fucking small cap

>> No.49690429

>>49690303
>we
LMAO. No. Wall st will tho

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>greatest rate hike in over 20 years
>dollar loses

My poor boy

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>>49690333

>> No.49690450
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>graduated HS in 2019
>some girl from my HS class just got engaged
Wtf bros, I'm still KHHV and got liquidated on aprils dump
Not like this, I will never make it

>> No.49690465

>>49690338
yeah their spreads are fucked up, i'm seeing their spreads range between 2 - 5% frequently, then naturally you have low volume because nobody wants to buy a spread like that, placing orders in the middle just means you still get fucked
>option chains dead
>fundamentals now mean nothing; companies with no debt and turning a profit get pumped in AH and dumped 10% the next day despite the news being good

at their levels now, some are really solid buys going forward; the brainlets going "if they're down it's because they're a scam haha" clearly have zero awareness of the market

>> No.49690476

Jerome Powell is a fucking bigot who is racist against bears

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>>49689922
Milky

>> No.49690483

>>49690442
They were thinking 75bps hikes would become the norm but Powell said they'd be the exception. Plus the ECB did some fuckery.

>> No.49690490

That was the quickest bear market ever. Phew I'm glad we're back guys!

>> No.49690492

>>49690450
When I went to community college a decade ago all the attractive girls were already married

>> No.49690512
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>>49690208
SIGA SIRS, BULLISH

>> No.49690522

>>49690450
One of my friends had a kid a year after we graduated, completely fucking expectations of adulthood

>> No.49690527

>>49690373
Biden will win reelection anyways so anything anyone says is just horseshit

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>>49690482
idiot zoomie eyes

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>>49690512

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>>49690512
Ok... I am sorry
That is MORE than "just" knowing
That is LITERALLY KNOWING for a fucking fact

>> No.49690582

>>49690373
Note the API already sent Biden a letter on how to unfuck things. A day earlier.

https://www.api.org/~/media/Files/News/2022/06/14/Letter-to-President-Biden-on-10-in-2022-Plan

>> No.49690589

>>49689684
+1.29%

>> No.49690613

>>49689701
Any anons have the screencap of the anon warning us about this months ago?

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SIGA CHADS

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bobos, emergency meeting. how are we feeling? i thought that maybe theyd let it dump to shake up their FOMC pattern but if theyre following the pattern then there should be a big dump EOW and leading into next week. however...

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>all those puts that got destroyed today
heh

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>siga fags ruining the thread again

>> No.49690675

>>49689684

-0.91%

However it will be much more than that if MicroStrategy closes over $165 on Friday

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>>49690658
It's ok. They expire next Friday
I'm not worried

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>>49690642
my dog does that to me about 6 hours after i eat mcdonalds

>> No.49690680

>>49690642
>paw socks

This is unironically from a bestiality porn isn't it

>> No.49690684

>>49690215
What a horrifically shitty song. fr fr

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>>49690541
>>49690642

You guys know the pox can infect a ton of other animals right? That means dogs, cats, hamsters, rodents, wildlife, etc.

>> No.49690687

>YFW BOBOS BTFO AGAIN

>> No.49690689

So is this the bottom or what? I'm so tired of throwing money into the burning pit

>> No.49690691
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>>49689998
Why do people keep saying this? Do you know what’s going on in the world? Do you know what a bear market is?

>> No.49690692
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>Futures

>> No.49690702

>>49690680
Almost certainly, yes.

>> No.49690708

>>49690672
Dog fucking and shit eating, SIGA seems pretty based

>> No.49690712

>>49690692
Biden was right, we see biracial couples everywhere now

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>>49690373
What a polite way of telling him his policy decisions are completely fucking the supply of oil distillates and crude.

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>>49690686
How come HAMSTERBROS got munkaypox?

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>>49690642
i've grown to hate dogs - they cannot resist licking shit, asses or trying to suck their own dicks. they're worse versions of humans. fuck them.

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>>49690692
Unirconally looks fun. But reverse the roles so I'm swinging down from the ceiling thrusting into my gf

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>>49689684
I'm up. But I'll be down tomorrow.

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>>49690684
Oopsie Poopsie
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA

>> No.49690818

>>49690373
I unironically knew we were fucked when they shut down the NAK mine. One of the most valuable locations in the world, shut down because we needed to protect a small lake of fish that would have been unharmed anyways.
We then upped our purchase of those highly valuable minerals and metals from China around a few months later.

America is fucked and everyone is just trying to time their exit.

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>>49690797
That's a man

>> No.49690839

>>49690775
Gerbiling, look it up

>> No.49690858

Someone please shill me on nat gas

>> No.49690862

>>49690819
I know that that's a man yet i archived the picture is this normal?

>> No.49690869

What's going to happen on 1 year treasury bills? I'm fucking pissed I wanted to buy yesterday when yields were over 3% (funds hadn't cleared), but after Jerome spoke today they rallied to 2.9%. Are yields going to go back up on 1s?

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>look at SIGA
>its still not at $50+

Jews really know how to waste my fucken time.

>> No.49690880

>>49689819
Do you have the original article or tweet or whatever featuring this graph? I'd like to read more about it

>> No.49690891

>>49690691
>It has to keep going down because it's been going down!!!!
Just as stupid as bulls saying everything has to keep going up just because. Pretty much everything is retardedly oversold.

>> No.49690898

>>49690858
Poor places use it for heating and everyone uses it for cooking besides cuckifornia, and every commodity on earth is getting price manipulated atm. If you time your exit correctly before the bubble pops you stand to make a shitload just like everyone that road oil up to 150 before it shit the bed recently. Time it wrong and you go broke.

>> No.49690903
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49690903

>>49690862
It's normal if you like gaysex
>>49690839
is that like noodling?

>> No.49690914

>>49690858
It's going to dump.

>> No.49690939
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>>49690903
>is that like noodling
No anon, they stick a gerbil up their ass and the claws in their anus as it tries to get out gives them a boner.

>> No.49690954

>>49690914
Why?

>> No.49690963

Are options greeks actually useful, or are they just for nerds to masturbate about pointless numbers?

>> No.49690965
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49690965

>>49689819

>> No.49690972

>>49690373
>p-please pump more oil haha
They should've told him to fuck off.

>> No.49690983

>>49690963
All you need is delta

>> No.49690987
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>>49690939
Let me guess,there could be more than one hamster in there?

>> No.49690997
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49690997

Anyone have any insight on PCG? Looks like someone entered a short strangle a while ago, and someone entered a bearish <$10 today

>> No.49691006

>>49690858
European or North American?

>> No.49691020

>>49690987
I don't know but pol has a theory that a massive gerbiling orgy is the origin of this outbreak since they are known to carry poxes.

>> No.49691031

>>49690373
Fuck the Jones Act

>> No.49691043

>>49690858
It'll peak before oil

>> No.49691046

>>49690963
>as the option gets closer to expiration it will lose value if it is not near the price because the odds of it getting to the price get lower

90% of options trading right there.

>> No.49691056

>>49690963
not for me. as long as the market is fairly liquid and the bid/spreads are tight you're basically getting what you pay for (or sell for). they're useful if you want to implement a very specific hedging strategy or something.

>> No.49691062
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https://youtu.be/V6-s_X0EGfM
Inflation and consumer sentiment have gotten so bad that not even CNN is running damage control anymore.
So why did we pump today? Was 100bps unironically priced in and people were relieved when we got 75 or was it just an exit pump and shorts getting covered?

>> No.49691064

>>49690997
Super volatile investing in 2nd world utilities. Infrastructure risk, political risk, insider fuckery of all sorts.

>> No.49691075

>>49690898
>every commodity on earth is getting price manipulated atm
Oil is trading pretty non-conspiratorially desu. The biggest bullshit was it flash crashing over a story that wasn't even true and was refuted the next day.

>> No.49691077

>>49690891
it's ... it's oversold! because it's not at ATH anymore! it just is, ok. hahaha.

>> No.49691081
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>>49691020
Wait,so you're telling me pol schizos were right all along?

>> No.49691103

>>49690954
Economy slowing.
Banks tightening,
Russian natural resources still sell on western markets.
It's overbought 140% from the 200W SMA bearishly diverging on indicators.

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>the one time i try and confidently make a decision based on inversing kramer he ends up being right.

>> No.49691122

>>49691111
At least you timed your post correctly
Don't feel too bad. I've made multiple bad calls this week. Going to lose thousands probably

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>>49691111
At least you got nice numbers

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>>49689998
I do not. Bond yields are too crazy.

>> No.49691188

>>49690373
Fuck Biden and fuck environmentalist larpers

>> No.49691189

>>49691111
You know on the longterm he’s going to be so wrong though lol

>> No.49691197
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49691197

GAY SEX

>> No.49691202
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49691202

>>49690221
>>49690288
>>49690333
I love you guys.

>> No.49691206

>>49690672
it's literally one shill doing it all
no one is buying this meme

>> No.49691210

>>49691006
Both. How to profit from EU gas price increases? How interesting are US gas markets?

>> No.49691230
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>>49691197
lmao its the 'rona china town shit all over again.

>> No.49691236
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I've got a bad feeling about tomorrow

>> No.49691239 [DELETED] 
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>>49690858
It dumped because some terminal in texas that shipped the gas to Europe exploded. Now the gas can't get shipped and there's a current surplus of 2% of the needed demand. It's mostly used for heating and energy so there's expected increase demand for summer due to the rise in energy AC uses and in the winter to help heat houses. I'm planning on holding untill mid august and buying back in around November

>> No.49691244

>>49691077
??? Do you not understand average price action or something? Compared to historic movements, yes, many things have been sold off more than average and when that happens usually we see institutions step in and start buying

>> No.49691261

>>49691197
>>49691230
Had to check to see if it was real

>> No.49691265

>>49691103
Interesting. So you don’t believe in any short term or medium term price increases?

>> No.49691271
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>>49691064
>california is 2nd world
mfw you're not wrong
>>49690997
Not sure, pge is extremely volatile since they get blamed for every fire or every time they blow up a town. company is also being run into the ground by diversity hires and bad management.

Also could have something to do with the cpuc getting ready to go forward with NEM3 & a solar tax, which will totally fuck the solar industry in California.

>> No.49691278

>>49691236
Like a bad feeling as a bear? Or a bad feeling like its going to drop?

>> No.49691288
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>> No.49691304

>>49691197
You do realize monkeypoox isn't new right?

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Were gonna be red Friday aren't we...
Everyone knows nothing good can happen through Juneteenth

>> No.49691316
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>>49690963
You have to know and use delta effectively. Especially with spreads. With vega, theta, and gamma you just have to know how they work. Gamma being high ATM. Theta ramping up closer to expiration. IV effecting pricing, etc.

>> No.49691319

>>49691265
With great certainty. My guess is in 2023 the energy sector will bottom.

>> No.49691329

>>49691244
we are 20% away from ATH lmao, that's literally nothing.
>average price action
show the long term exponential regression anon. look at it. think real hard about why SMA, EMA and friends will not help you predict an uptrend in this market.

>> No.49691358
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49691358

So what would happen if china invades taiwan?
Would it be any different from the russia ukraine scenario?

>> No.49691366

>>49691271
Edison is 2nd world, PGE is banana republic tier

>> No.49691384

>>49691075
>oil is trading non-conspiratorially
At no point in the history of oil being tradeable in the stock or futures markets has it ever, ever, EVER not been traded conspiratorially. You are a retard and I will not hold those bags.

>> No.49691385
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49691385

> got QQQ long put that expires on the 21st
>strike price $265
>forgot they're closing markets on the 20th

how fucked am I? Can I get a bloody enough Friday to worm out?

>> No.49691400

>>49691210
Not sure if there's any way for burgers to play TTF prices directly, but TELL and GASS are LNG tanker stocks that've been mentioned here before.

As for how interesting/what's going on, >>49691239 pretty much nailed it I think. Huge 'murican export terminal got merked for like the next 90 days.

>> No.49691408

>>49691358
Biden will never sanction china, or it will be some super mild sanction

>> No.49691418
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>>49691064
California is 2nd world now?
Anyways, looking at the chart, my tea leaf lines tell me that it had a rising channel into a bearish continuation and had a gap down that didn't get filled. Not sure what the catalyst is, but it only recently entered a death cross.
MACD seems to imply additional days of a red trend, and the STC looks like it will still have additional pain; current market conditions notwithstanding (eg we might still have further red days as the FOMC gets digested).

All in all, I feel like it it should be safe to short / buy a put on this.

>> No.49691444

>>49691358
>Would it be any different from the russia ukraine scenario?
The only difference would be the proxy state being invaded is an island not in mainland Europe.

>> No.49691485
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>>49691384
Literally this.

>> No.49691484

>>49691418
>California is 2nd world now?
Yes. There's obviously no cut and dry limit but on a scale from Norway to Mexico, I'd place them much closer to the latter. Judges, legislators, bureaucrats, or NGOs/cartels squeezing one way or another while tipping off a relative? Some executive skimping on infrastructure that's about to burn down? Shit like >>49691271 mentioned?

Yeah, I wouldn't play it like some clean, well-behaved electrical bill collector/dividend machine.

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>>49691358
>SOXL drops to $1 and gets liquidated
>threads move twice as slow

>> No.49691504
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>>49691418
Mostly safe bet. looks like cpuc is planning to steal their lunch monies again.
https://www.cpuc.ca.gov/news-and-updates/all-news/cpuc-staff-propose-utility-penalties-for-poor-execution-of-certain-2020-psps-events

>> No.49691520

>>49689953
So we end the week at 3750 flat on quad witching to screw both sides and back to 3900 on Tuesday like this week never happened. Nice, love quad witching

>> No.49691530
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>> No.49691553

>>49690939
Source on this image

>> No.49691573

>>49691530
I can't take how slow this is all happening. Do we really need to wait until 3% interest rates to really happen to price it in?

>> No.49691619

>>49691530
Make one with the 70s interest rate hikes vs today's hikes

>> No.49691627

>>49691573
I absolutely cannot fucking wait until long term bond holders get their fucking faces ripped off from the curve going back to normal

>> No.49691640
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>>49691418
Chart looks like shit.
Bearish penant.
Rejection on 50 RSI.
No bullish divergence on monthly MACD losing momentum on histogram.

>> No.49691641

so is it the bottom because the market has fully priced in the worst possible case of rate hikes?

>> No.49691653

>>49691530
-20% in a day lol

>> No.49691659

What happened today? What did jpow say? Was busy fapping and couldn't check.

>> No.49691663

>>49691653
>No circuit breakers, we're going in raw.

>> No.49691695

>>49691663
>The L recovery pattern

>> No.49691699

>>49691659
>I have hiked
>and I shall hike again if inflation doesn't sit the fuck down!
then he hit inflation with a folding chair.

>> No.49691708

>>49691699
How much was the hike?

>> No.49691709

>>49691530
You missed a golden opportunity for zoomer speak, frfr.

>> No.49691720

>>49691708
0.75

>> No.49691729

>>49691708
.75

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>>49691695

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>>49691659
JPow shaking and stuttering

>> No.49691744

>>49691729
>>49691720
OK, so crab down until next time then turbo-doomp, got it.

>> No.49691755

Brainlet bobos don't realize EU introduced QE on their bond markets today. We will not stop rallying. You better cover now, retards.

>> No.49691758

>>49691708
75,000 milli basis points

>> No.49691786

>>49691744
Yeah pretty much, crab down a bit then doomp to the next .5/.75 hike

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>>49691755
The PIIGS need their euros.

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>>49691358
massive tech sell off as taiwan produces the vast majority of semi conductors

>> No.49691814

>>49691755
why would this be bullish for US stocks?

>> No.49691818

uranium

>> No.49691826

>>49691818
Peaked.

>> No.49691827

Options were created to limit and mitigate risk.

>> No.49691828

>>49691803
spicy

>> No.49691836
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>> No.49691837

>>49691814
europe was bogging us down with their shitty markets
>>49691826
DoE hasn't even started buying lmao

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>>49691818
I was to busy last tuesday to sell and it was just under my auto sell price of 7.90 now im stuck bag holding selling tomorrow

>> No.49691853
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49691853

>people posting in smg
Bullish for SIGA

>> No.49691856

>>49691827
They were clearly created to scratch the gambling itch

>> No.49691862

>>49691837
Energy peaked it will drag down uranium sell the news or hold the bags.

>> No.49691867

What is an example of a first-in-last-out security

>> No.49691872

>>49691827
I'm limiting and mitigating the risk of me not earning money on leverage

>> No.49691881

>>49691837
BOBOS IS HE LYING? ARE WE FUCKED? DID THE EUROS WAKE THE BULL? ALL MY FUCKING GAINS

>> No.49691884

>>49691827
Not the way I use them

>> No.49691902
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>>49691734
I went back and rewatched the may presser because he seemed so stressed today and yeah - hes normally a bit shaky but today was a whole different level. I think he's actually worried right now - I wonder if the Biden admin is threatening to replace him or something.

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>>49691836
wait 225-300 would be like a 100bps increase right?

>> No.49691912
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Mumu really is a tad cocky for how underwhelming they performed today.

>> No.49691915
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WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING PUMP??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. I PLANNED, I STUDIED, I PREPARED. AND I STILL GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON MY FUCKING SHORTS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN FUCKLSDJKSAJDKSALJDSA
IF THIS SHIT KEEPS UP TOMORROW IM FUCKING GETTING LIQUIDATED AND LOSING EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KEEP BUYING THE GODDAMN FUCKING NASDUMP YOU FUCKING BITCH
NOW ILL HAVE TO MOVE IN WITH JOHN ROCKER AND GIVE UP MY BOIPUCCI JUST TO SURVIVE IN THIS CRUEL FUCKED UP CLOWN WORLD

>> No.49691935

>>49691881
Certainly bullish for the U.S dollar

>> No.49691941

>>49691902
they want a fed chair that is the most black and the most woman.

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>>49691902
>Biden replaces JPow crashing the market
>"The president can't control the price of the market chud"

>> No.49691963

>>49691941
Woman(man)

>> No.49691966
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>>49691619
>>49691709
I gotchu

>> No.49691975

>>49691915
Priced in idiot. Also quad witching Fri you still have a chance.

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>>49691945
I hope he doesn't get the chance to because you know he'd put a gay tranny negress as the chair of the Fed

>> No.49692007
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>>49691966
Nice

>> No.49692024

>>49691755
the ECB QE will most likely trade german bonds for italian/spanish/greek ones, trading lower yields on economically weak countries for higher yields in economically stronger countries.
i don't think this has an effect beyond the EU; the ECB is not gonna revert on their tightening in general.

>> No.49692025

>>49691818
yeah

>> No.49692033
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>>49691941
That is both racist and sexist I can't believe you would say something like that.
I believe what you mean is a strong independent African American Woman (male)
Which I unironically think might set us back to the pre-industrial era.

>> No.49692037
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>>49691999
One gay tranny negress comeing right up!

>> No.49692058
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49692058

IM FUCKING STUCK HOLDING SPY PUTS AND THE MARKET IS GOING TO FULLY RECOVER BY FRIDAY FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK

>> No.49692079

>>49691915
>I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. I PLANNED, I STUDIED, I PREPARED.
Obviously you haven't studied ipso facto you're losing.

>> No.49692093
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49692093

just wait till after market closes. then its no-hold-barred mumu

>> No.49692108

>>49691826
dam!!

>>49691852
dam!!

>>49692025
yeah!!

>> No.49692110

>>49692058
>>49691915
Anon. If you put a sharpie in your pooper and take a time stamp picture of it, I promise I will make the markets crash tomorrow.

>> No.49692116
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49692116

>>49691418
>California is 2nd world now?
Here’s a picture from one of my commutes at work. What do you think? It’s gotten worse since then by the way.

>> No.49692125

>>49691915
The pure fact most people thought we'd dump is the reason we pumped.

>> No.49692146
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>>49692116
Tfw you are stuck in this beautiful state and can't leave.

>> No.49692148
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49692148

>>49691814
It's really a global marketplace. EU feeling comfortable enough to QE their bond market is a global indicator.

>> No.49692166

>>49692116
Not PG&E territory ? Or is it ?

>> No.49692168

>>49691902
>tfw it ends up being parkinsons

>> No.49692171

>>49692146
I fucking hate what this place has become. It’s made me an angry and hateful person.

>> No.49692173

>>49692116
That looks like the slums in central/south America. Wtf are those sodomites doing?

>> No.49692176

>>49692148
Euro will shit the fucking bed like the Yen.

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>>49692116

>> No.49692193

>>49692166
Yes PG&E supplies this whole area.

>> No.49692200

>>49692171
I usually don't trust people who aren't a little bit angry and hateful.
Like those Mormons that come to your door shilling Mormonism. They're too happy, it's off putting.

>> No.49692201
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>>49692173
>>49692146
>>49692116
California was basically founded due to the gold rush. Shanty towns have always been a thing.
Maybe the real gold rush was the frens we made along the way

>> No.49692203

>>49692116
Wew lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoZUQUIwEOg

>> No.49692209

Why do they have to raise interest rates at monthly meetings? Why can't they raise it 18 bp a week or 2.5 bp per day or 0.1 bp per hour? Seems like it'd be less of a shock to the markets

>> No.49692210
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49692210

>>49691915
Hahaha dumb Bobo scum how dare you try to take my hard earned money out of my pocket

>> No.49692220
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49692220

>>49692116
I feel you

>> No.49692228

>>49692173
That’s what California major cities look like bro. A fixer upper house down the street from this very location would probably run you around 7-800k too.

>> No.49692237

>>49691915
Ok Im a bobo and this made me lol

>> No.49692244

>>49692209
because it's fun to shock the markets

>> No.49692248

>>49692176
All this will do is cause the Euro to collapse before the dollar. I don't know how you could interpret that article as bullish for the global economy, ECB is just monetizing the debt.

>> No.49692271

>>49692220
I have dreams where I’m driving this enormous vacuum machine all over just sucking up all this human filth and depositing it on barges to be sent out to sea.

>> No.49692272

>>49692116
>One of the few places where homelessness is actually tied to alck of housing supply
>Can't build new housing because of "muh gentrification"
>Bums can build this bullshit on the streets and no one cares
Fuck this state

>> No.49692275
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Kek, in a span of I dunno 2 years my salary has gone up 18,548 with yet another bump to come next year. But my cost of living sure as hell ain't gone up much. Thanks to living/working where I do and keeping my debt at zero. I merely laugh in inflation's face and keep living life as normal. My problem is not a lack of money, merely its what the hell to do with it all.. Hell down the road if things happen as I think they may (I hope not cause it'd be a sucky way to get money) I'm in line to inherit property/and or cash from sale of property valued at uh I dunno maybe 1 million..

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>>49692203
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
Aaaaaaaaaaaa yeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>49692244
youve got to shock the markets to make any gains.

>> No.49692293

>>49692248
It's bullish because they feel comfortable QEing their bond market. And people care more about what they feel comfortable with than what you think will happen, this will buy stocks. Thus a bull run.

>> No.49692296

>>49692148
Look at that degenerate fucking ghoul proudly announcing hyperinflation and the destruction of every country in the eurozone. And fuck Draghi too that thiefing mafioso rat.

>> No.49692306

>>49692193
That's terrible
Northern California is beautiful. After Pete Wilson
the downward trajectory accelerated.

>> No.49692318

>>49692271
I dream about thanos snapping the diversity & anyone who supports it out of the west. I will help clean the mess, it will be worth it.

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>>49692228
Maybe we wouldn't have a problem if every other useless state stops bussing their homeless to California. But asking every other state but California Texas, NY and Florida to actually contribute something to the economy is just wayyyyy too much work for niggers isn't it?

>> No.49692340
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>>49692171
What (((They))) did unironically ruined the state. It turned from a safe and prosperous state in my childhood to a dystopian 3rd world nation state in less than 2 decades and its only going to keep getting worse.
>>49692201
Shanty towns sprung up because of economic opportunity and evolved into real towns as people had the ability to actually buy land and build on it. This rush is homeless people coming to the state for gibs, they contribute nothing but crime statistics.
>>49692220
I lived in sac for a bit and decided it was time to leave after my neighbor tried killing himself in my driveway, a different neighbor's daughter got shot in the face with a shotgun and there were 2 drive by shootings within a 4 block radius all within the same week.

>> No.49692351

can't wait for the retarded WHY IS IT STILL FALLING THE ECB ANNOUNCED QE posts

>> No.49692382

>>49692275
What do you do again? And how can I get in on it?

>> No.49692432

>>49692382
he is a KY state employee. He is bragging about his raises, but we were paid absolutely jack shit to begin with. Still below private rates for the most part.

>> No.49692467
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>>49691081
Weaponized autism gives 30 obscure sources everyone discredits, extrapolates and comes up with a theory then is mocked and eventually proven to be true, then memory holed. So it was a gerbil party all along.

>> No.49692469

>>49692275
money is not everything boomer. seek god. or whatever. maybe a good hobby.

>> No.49692474

>>49692382
We advertise on Indeed by the way if you are looking for a job.

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>>49691304
You do realize 40 mutations in allegedly 4 years isn't normal right?

>> No.49692526

i will short until qqq hits 350

>> No.49692545
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>>49692469
The only things that are real in this business:
The money and the miles brother HH

>> No.49692562

>>49692474
I just accepted a new job but I might have to apply if it doesn’t work out haha

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>>49692493
Rawr

>> No.49692596

>>49692382
State gov worker. I got 17 years in with another 9 to go before I can retire drawing a fat pension and also a fat 401k to go with it. Or I can stick around for a bit more if I want to be greedy to max things out. Either way I'd be out doing whatever way before I was 65 yrs old. As to my job, well it's easy work. Today I sat at my desk for uh 5 hours with the only real action happening during the last one before I left for the day. I get to meet people. Lets just say I'm a frequent visitor at the capital and other uh state buildings. The governor's people know who I am to put it mildly.

>> No.49692601

>>49691862
do you even understand the situation with uranium and nuclear energy?

>> No.49692617
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*ting ting ting*

Time for a new thread to be baked!
Oh, you want me to do it? You want me to be a guy who bakes threads FOR FREE? Fucking kek. Bake the thread, peasant.

>> No.49692640

>>49692596
I'm a problem solver I guess you could say.

>> No.49692645

>>49692617
ill bake the thread when qqq hits 350.

>> No.49692648

>>49692296
True

>> No.49692679

>>49692617
Have you see the cost of new posts? In THIS economy?

>> No.49692698

>>49692596
Shit... this sounds like my old job when I was a glowie
I sat around at a desk reading documents... if there were any to read that day... occasionally had to put on a suit and go to big important meetings at the Pentagon or some random military base. Extremely comfy, idk why I left... other than to double my salary.

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>>49692617
Is this a black nose with a smile or an open mouth with a chin?

>> No.49692710
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NEW
>>49661553
>>49661553
>>49661553
>>49661553
>>49661553

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>>49692710

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>>49692710

>> No.49692839
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>>49692743
Wonder if it smells of hot tuna or wet muskrat.....

>> No.49692858

>>49691909
Just another 75 actually

>> No.49692904

>>49692710
good thread. we are in the capitulation phase.

>> No.49692951
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>>49692710
Any day now.

>> No.49692972
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Friendly reminder that the bottom isn't in.

>> No.49692973

>>49692951
Fucking aussie

>> No.49692975
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>>49692951
kek

>> No.49692992

>>49692951
>Trading in Hebrew
Why the fuck does their O have accents on it

>> No.49693008

>>49693001
>>49693001
>>49693001
>>49693001

>> No.49693015
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>>49692972
Boop!

>> No.49693028
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>>49693008
>weeb op
Fuck off

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>>49693028

>> No.49693827

>>49691316
Who are they?