/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49685427]

Kneel

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49681993

[Anonymous No.49685474]

>>49685427
already baked op but we can recycle

[Anonymous No.49685753]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.49686748]

Any other BABA chads here?

[Anonymous No.49686796]

pretty tepid rally imo

[Anonymous No.49686813]

Nothing changed. Everything is still shit with no hope in the horizon.

[Anonymous No.49686814]

I don't like this game anymore......

[Anonymous No.49686824]

short covering, nothingburger

[Anonymous No.49686827]

Extremely bearish sentiment rn rn fr

[Anonymous No.49686835]

What is everyone's thoughts on today's action? I have to wait for Tucker Carlson's thoughts on it before I decide how I feel.

[Anonymous No.49686845]

>>49686827
Why is his head shaped like an egg?
or is this a shop?

[Anonymous No.49686854]

>>49686824
most fomc rallys have soxl go up 15%

[Anonymous No.49686858]

>>49686827
Post you're Dwyers.

[Anonymous No.49686864]

Lost everything today, how the fuck do i cope holy fuck

[Anonymous No.49686873]

buy guns

[Anonymous No.49686878]

>>49686835
> I have to wait for Tucker Carlson's thoughts on it before I decide how I feel.

This but unironically

[Anonymous No.49686885]

>>49686858

[Anonymous No.49686886]

Reminder that we are technically likely to meltup the coming days if not week, all within bounds of current trends which have not been broken by candle bodies. The first major support from previous lows is at 370, likely to test this next week or the week after. Meltup to gapfill first seems very likely to me, I'll be setting up a small option play around this tomorrow if VIX has subsided and we don't open very high.

[Anonymous No.49686889]

Reminder that the index lost 30% of its gains in 2 weeks from 10/31/1929 to 11/13/1929

[Anonymous No.49686895]

>>49686845
Not even your rude comment can stop the permabull avatar.

[Anonymous No.49686896]

>>49686864
its not a loss unless you sell bro
and if you sold, hey, now youve got years of loss carryovers!

[Anonymous No.49686899]

>>49686858
/dwyer/chads represent

[Anonymous No.49686905]

>>49686873
>guns
Wouldnt it be better to buy ammo instead?

[Anonymous No.49686910]

I don't like how it's shaping up to be a reenactment of last time, with a fucking -4% on the open the very next morning

[Anonymous No.49686917]

>>49686864
What plays? It happens. Hopefully it wasn’t an unreasonable amount you lost. You can earn it back.

[Anonymous No.49686931]

Anon that gouges gun MAGAboomers here. The market is white hot to gouge some Boomers.
>MAGAboomer: "The gun grabbers will grab MY guns"
>"I will let you grab this gun for a finder's fee + tip"
Also, ammo is where the real gouging money is to be made.

[Anonymous No.49686939]

>>49686897
NEW, FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK OP
>>49686897
NEW, FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK OP
>>49686897
NEW, FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK OP
>>49686897
NEW, FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK OP

[Anonymous No.49686944]

>>49686886
we are going to the blue line anon :(

[Anonymous No.49686943]

>>49686910

[Anonymous No.49686951]

Anyone invested in KSCP?

[Anonymous No.49686953]

>>49686886
>we are technically likely
you are in no position to say this

[Anonymous No.49686960]

>>49686939
kys

[Anonymous No.49686974]

>>49686931
What gun?

[Anonymous No.49686977]

I DCA'd into my boomer index fund today like usual

[Anonymous No.49686999]

>>49686905
both

[Anonymous No.49687005]

>>49686910
What's the appeal in Asian women? Also how come every white autist/dreg on society I meet has either an Asian or Spanish gf?

[Anonymous No.49687004]

>>49686977
nice :)

[Anonymous No.49687006]

>>49686939
no
pump is gay and fake but you sir are a nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.49687011]

>>49686905
Yes, stock up frens.

[Anonymous No.49687016]

>>49686939
>woman on op pic
Yeah,no

[Anonymous No.49687023]

my 401k is going down faster than OP at the glory hole

[Anonymous No.49687024]

>>49686917
Had everything in puts today, 1.7k. All I had lmao, it's over

[Anonymous No.49687028]

>>49686910

[Anonymous No.49687032]

>>49686886
All on course, all in due time.

>>49686953
See the steep channel we've been in? I posted that first on /smg/ the 21st, the bottom trend was set by the 6th. Screenshot my call and call me out when it doesn't come true, simple as.

[Anonymous No.49687039]

Well my SQQQ stop loss triggered so be ready to dump

[Anonymous No.49687044]

is dwyer /our/ kornheiser?

[Anonymous No.49687046]

>>49687024
just dont sell bro

[Anonymous No.49687055]

>>49687006
You are kneeling to the biggest nigger faggot of them all by staying in this fake gay mumu of a thread.

[Anonymous No.49687057]

>>49687024
It’s ok. You’re paying your tuition to the markets. Learn from this, read more, save up and come back better next time, ready to make more money.

[Anonymous No.49687060]

>>49687046
They were 6/15 puts

[Anonymous No.49687062]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49687065]

>>49686974
>What gun?
That is just a picture of a Taurus G2C I sold on craiglist a few years ago with like 200% markup. I think some school shootings had happened the previous few weeks. It is a predictable cycle
>gun nut shoots up school
>"thoughts and prayers"
>Gun maker proxies: "They are COMING for your guns"
>Charge huge markup so they don't have a "receipt" trail at a sports shop or whatever.
Biggest and most consistent returns I have ever made.
But ammo is better. Ammo is truly a line go up situation and no state in the US bans purchasing of ammunition. You can even horde it provided you don't actually own firearms in your residence.

[Anonymous No.49687069]

>>49687044
Kornheisers are a lost art, anon.

[Anonymous No.49687090]

>>49687057
I dont know man, I dont feel so good. gonna log off i guess. need a break

[Anonymous No.49687092]

[Anonymous No.49687095]

>>49687032
if your Nostradamus lets see a screenshot of you 10+ million dollar brokerage account
go ahead
ill wait

[Luiznon No.49687098]

fuck "science" lovers, tomato is a vegetable because chefs say so

[Anonymous No.49687102]

>>49687044
Kornheisers are our Kornheisers

[Anonymous No.49687108]

>>49687023
I've been avoiding checking it. Just going to close my eyes and keep contributing 20%

[Anonymous No.49687113]

Fucking jannies pruned my thread.

[Anonymous No.49687114]

>>49687065
Pretty based

I'm hoarding guns/ammo but it's good to know I can abuse boomers if I do decide to offload everything

[Anonymous No.49687131]

>>49687113

[Anonymous No.49687130]

do you guys have big dicks?

[Anonymous No.49687133]

>>49687032
Nauh green line. 350. That's mys starting buy point

[Anonymous No.49687140]

>>49687113
I told you to kneel

[Anonymous No.49687143]

>>49687090
Probably a good idea. Failure is not the end, only hopelessness is, you’ll be ok. Happens to the best of us, I’ve blown up 2-3 accounts so far, with amounts I would kill to have.

[Anonymous No.49687158]

>>49687113
It's okay you can still schizo post in this one.

[Anonymous No.49687173]

>>49687130
no only 5 inch

[Anonymous No.49687176]

>>49686944
in sept :^)

[Anonymous No.49687178]

>>49687113
Good.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49687181]

>>49687130
obviously
you need a big dick to succeed in this game

[Anonymous No.49687185]

>>49687114
>it's good to know I can abuse boomers if I do decide to offload everything
You just have to time it on a school/mass shooting cycle. Specifically when Fox News is airing segments about "They are coming for YOUR GUNS". You get a bump in what you can gouge there.
I am unironically waiting for a dip in ammunition prices to back up the truck.
>tfw there are almost never dips with ammo

[Anonymous No.49687191]

>>49687158
Shit, I'd buy that art.
Or just see if I can plagiarize it and sell it on Redbubble.

[Anonymous No.49687195]

>its another episode of a fake mini bullrun
What is the point? We all know it's going to drop 95% just get it over with already.

[Anonymous No.49687196]

>SOXL puts @ 16
>TQQQ puts @ 23
>TQQQ calls @ 27.5
All expiring Friday
Any chance any of these make money, or am I just retarded?

[Anonymous No.49687206]

>>49687131
The fact jannies sided with your thread only confirms my suspicions of your homosexual proclivities.

[Anonymous No.49687208]

>>49687108
Yea but idc about my 401. That shit is literally 30 years away. It's my back up to my cash and swing account. Literally vfiax for life who cares. If your young a recession followed by another 8-12 bullrun is literally perfect. Fuck ya account. Think of how beautiful it is accumulating spy at 370 vs fucking 480

[Anonymous No.49687210]

>>49687130
It’s about 7x5.5 iirc. Not huge, not small. It’s alright.

[Anonymous No.49687216]

>>49687130
I have a 7 incher but it's not so thick, so I might aswell say I have an average penis

[Anonymous No.49687219]

>>49687130
7.5 inches, so no

[Anonymous No.49687220]

>>49687196
>buying puts/calls with vol spikes
You will get CRUSHED
You should have been selling them instead.

[Anonymous No.49687221]

so did they ban abortion yet or what

[Anonymous No.49687228]

>>49687195
>What is the point?
Collecting short term capital gains taxes.
Duh.
You know why housing booms exist? Property tax revenue.

[Anonymous No.49687230]

>>49687206
I'm not OP, you quadruplenigger.

[Anonymous No.49687238]

>>49687044
look at the worry in his eyes kek

[Anonymous No.49687250]

>>49687130
Fuck no. That's why I'm down 35% ytd. I'm calling my surgeon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49687249]

I would like to personally thank whoever shilled sidu in the beginning of June

[Anonymous No.49687264]

Just rip the fucking band-aid off, Jerome
Don't pick at it

[Luiznon No.49687269]

>>49687176
sept is ww3
get on schedule

[Anonymous No.49687275]

>>49687230
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.49687279]

>>49687130
6.5 × 5". My gf says it's big, but that's only to try to turn me on because I'm never in the mood, kek.

[Anonymous No.49687294]

>>49687143
Problem is even if I try to forget about it, I'll be going about my day thinking of how I just shouldn't have done anything at all and I would've had so much more. And I keep on coming back to this bullshit hoping i can make it all back only to lose more

[Anonymous No.49687297]

>>49687249
>Rocker shilled it
>said a Jewish friend of the family told his father about it going to moon soon
>said to trust the Jew

Its incredible how much more information Jews have. Its such a rigged system.

[Anonymous No.49687296]

i dont understand the market...

[Anonymous No.49687298]

>>49687130

[Anonymous No.49687311]

There is no way you stupid cucks actually shorted into close. We gap fill to Friday as shorts close tomorrow on a strong open

[Anonymous No.49687315]

>>49687275
It's cool. Just do better next time.

[Anonymous No.49687335]

Anyone here own any KSCP?

[Anonymous No.49687345]

>>49687130
7.5" and girthy. I'm happier with my girth than length.
>call the jannies, I don't give a fuck if I get banned for showing off my cock

[Anonymous No.49687362]

How the fuck are you guys investing in Russian real estate? Even when their market is fucked, their property is still expensive.

[Anonymous No.49687376]

>>49687345
you have a yam for a dick

legit unaesthetically pleasing

[Anonymous No.49687380]

>>49687345
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.49687386]

[Anonymous No.49687392]

>>49687345

[Anonymous No.49687398]

You just had to ask about cock, didn't ya

[Anonymous No.49687399]

>>49687269
:(

[Anonymous No.49687410]

>>49687345
You do realise reverse search exists, right?

[Anonymous No.49687430]

>>49687345
Lmao wtf

[Luiznon No.49687435]

>>49687345

[Anonymous No.49687438]

>>49687297
>>49687249
>225% up day

Thanks john-chan we luv u

[Anonymous No.49687446]

>>49687311
>as shorts close tommorow
Retail wasn’t the one dumping hundreds millions of shares of SPY the other day. I’m calling your bluff, faggot

[Anonymous No.49687448]

>>49687380
5 years of pumping my dick twice a week for half an hour Monday and Friday have given me girth gains. I'm not even kidding about this.

[Anonymous No.49687453]

>>49687345
post more you have a freak dick

[Anonymous No.49687467]

For almost 6 hours BTC was not coupled to the NASDAQ like a leech. But that was short lived.

[Anonymous No.49687472]

>>49687448
Just do kegels like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.49687473]

>>49687410
kek you reverse searched the dick pick

captcha jc baka

[Anonymous No.49687475]

>>49687438
250% with AH

[Anonymous No.49687485]

>>49685427
I want to state for the record I maintained oil prices were driving most inflation and we weren't gonna get insane hikes

[Anonymous No.49687489]

>>49687130
Daily reminder that when you say you have 7+ inches you are either lying or are too retarded to measure your dick correctly.
https://calcsd.info

[Anonymous No.49687506]

I think markets liked jpow's concession on commodity prices and him saying he's not trying to create a recession. We can rally now

[Anonymous No.49687511]

I fell asleep what was the fed ruling? Did they have it yet?

[Anonymous No.49687540]

>>49687216
dang son - mine goes from 6-7 depending on how good source material is but the base is skinny with a huge head - shaped like upsidedown candy corn

[Anonymous No.49687541]

>>49687130
No but the only girl who really wasn't satisfied what some fat slut who liked to larp like a 9

[Anonymous No.49687557]

>>49687489
>tfw only 2 standard deviations above the mean
Basically an incel, it's over

[Anonymous No.49687565]

Tomorrow?
Red.
Friday?
Red.
Next week?
Red.
Next month?
Red.

We'll never see a green day EVER again.
The market only goes down.

[Anonymous No.49687568]

>>49687511
Jerome said fuck the plebs we inflation now.

[Anonymous No.49687580]

>tfw fell for the fud
If I held my long and didn't try shorting, I would make money.
This board is filled with feds, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.49687589]

GAYBROS GOOD DAY TODAY. WE GONNA KEEP PUMPING AND EATING SHITTY ASSES FOR 2 MORE WEEKS. 3 MILLION DISEASED COCKS TO SUCK AND FUCK JUNE 26TH NEWYORK

[Anonymous No.49687591]

>>49687568
he said inflation is now showing signs of slowing and is under control
and then the market pumped

[Anonymous No.49687595]

>>49687565
>>49687228

[Anonymous No.49687596]

This is one gay thread

[Anonymous No.49687602]

>>49687565
Bears are so euphoric

[Anonymous No.49687626]

>>49687602
That's why they'll lose everything.

[Anonymous No.49687645]

SIDU… are you fucking kidding me

[Anonymous No.49687649]

>>49687589
SIGA RANCH IS UNDER SEIGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN

[Anonymous No.49687660]

My mom just asked me what federal interest rate is. Lmao, even complete bufoon npcs are starting to pay attention now. I hope you bought puts.

[Anonymous No.49687661]

>>49687645
funds are sidu

[Anonymous No.49687672]

>>49687489
Cope

[Anonymous No.49687675]

>>49687580
Best to stay cash gang or just have small short positions. This market is volatile and both bulls and bears are getting rotated. Don't be a hero!

[Anonymous No.49687692]

>>49687660
>calling your mom a Buffon NPC
I bet she wishes she aborted you

[Anonymous No.49687693]

>>49687675
>This market is volatile
oh well then of course vix should be the safe be-ACK

[Anonymous No.49687699]

>>49687591
How does one know that inflation is slowing? Because of the crabbing in the markets the past couple of days? I'd hardly call that slowing.

[Luiznon No.49687727]

>>49687699
>How does one know that inflation is slowing
2-3 lower CPI

[Anonymous No.49687738]

So is it dumping tomorrow or friday?

[Anonymous No.49687755]

>>49687675
Or you could just buy index ETFs and DCA to the bottom and then buy to the top when it pumps 150%.

[Anonymous No.49687757]

Fun stonk to short into the ground. SBIG. The provide a text/ loyalty service for cannabis businesses. Jokes on them. Their delivery rates hover around 40%

[Anonymous No.49687763]

So no recession

[Anonymous No.49687774]

>>49687738
crab

[Anonymous No.49687786]

>>49687649
DIGGING OUT MEN AND FILLING TRENCHES WITH HOT STICKY POZZED CUM BRO. NOTHING CAN STOP GAYSEX BROS FROM ACHIEVING WORLD ANUS DOMINATION. ANY TIME SOMEONE GETS THE GAYPOXRASH, IT CAME FROM EATING MAN ASS

[Anonymous No.49687793]

>>49687763
You just wake up or something?

[Anonymous No.49687794]

>>49687755
Hey I own AVUV so I'm doing that, but the niggas here don't want Bogle-samas help, I'm trying my best

[Anonymous No.49687801]

>tfw sold stocks two days ago and felt good about it
>tfw you are supposed to feel like a dirty little whore when you trade stocks
i-is the stock market going to boom or is there something wrong with my gut?

[Anonymous No.49687804]

>>49687692
Shes vaxxed, so of course that's an accurate descriptor. The only reason people care what the Fed is doing is because they see how much they have to pay for gas to get to their Mcjobs. When inflation really starts showing up in food prices, the plebs are gonna demand Jpow's head.

[Anonymous No.49687805]

>>49687763
The real recession was the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.49687806]

>>49687727
Ah I see. Hopefully gas price goes down.

[Anonymous No.49687810]

>>49687793
No

[Anonymous No.49687811]

>>49687763
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.49687829]

All right, anon, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the /smg/ thread and the dick pics or you can walk out of here. You can't have both.

[Luiznon No.49687834]

>>49687738
yes

[Anonymous No.49687841]

Airlines are going to make so much money doublestuffing passengers
Long airliens?

[Anonymous No.49687844]

>>49687786
FUCK YA BRO, SUCKING STRANGER DONG WHILE GETTING MY COLON TOPPED OFF EVERY NIGHT WITH PRIDE. GAYSEX BROS ARE COOMING SIGA TO ATHS

[Anonymous No.49687848]

So, what happened with the stock market today?

[Anonymous No.49687852]

>>49687829

[Anonymous No.49687869]

>>49687829
what do the dicks look like? Are they nice and juicy, or malformed?

[Anonymous No.49687870]

Vince just got caught in a sex scandal. Buy into WWE now?

[Anonymous No.49687873]

>>49687489
>too retarded to measure your dick correctly
You literally just take a ruler and places in next to your penis, slightly pushing it towards the pubic bone.. right? That's what I read

[Anonymous No.49687874]

>>49687841
Is this a joke? I have to have someone's ass in my face?

[Anonymous No.49687888]

>>49687738
I'm thinking yeah. AMZN, GOOGL, NVDA, and other big boy stocks didn't close their gap ups from pre-market Futures today. This rally was absolute piss poor too compared to last time when it closed Green and then gapped down the following day dumping into oblivion. Friday will be the day if the market is actually in a reversal when OpEx finishes.

[Anonymous No.49687892]

>>49687874
Yes and that's a good thing and you'll be happy

[Anonymous No.49687896]

>>49687841
>rip farts all flight knowing guy behind you cant do shit
Nothing personal kid.

[Anonymous No.49687904]

>>49687130
I'm inches 7.1 long but just about 5 inches around. Maybe less than that. I think I have a pencil dick

[Anonymous No.49687911]

>>49687804
>When inflation really starts showing up in food prices, the plebs are gonna demand Jpow's head.
Nah they'll just consume more junk food, pornography, netflix, video games and shitpost on social media.

[Anonymous No.49687913]

>>49687841
As if it couldn't get any worse...

[Anonymous No.49687915]

>>49687892
Plane's stuffing passengers ass to face is extremely bullish for SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49687922]

I have done nothing but lose money the past few days despite my best efforts. I fucking hate myself and I wish I coudl get away from the markets but I just want to make it back god fucking damnit.

[Anonymous No.49687926]

today a cashier had a visible look of disgust that I came through her line

[Anonymous No.49687927]

>>49687870
Is WWE really gonna get bought out soon?

[Anonymous No.49687929]

>>49687844
DRINKING PISS AND FISTING POZZED ASSES EVERY NIGHT ALL MONTH GAYSEX BROS. CONDOMS CANT STOP US FROM GAPING THE WORLD. IM JERKING OFF WITH WARM POXXED SHIT RIGHT NOW BROS

[Anonymous No.49687935]

When (if) diesel ever goes back under $1.70 per litre (work out mpg in your own stone age measurements) then I know "inflation" has been brought back under control.

[Anonymous No.49687952]

>>49687794
You're excused. I am sorry I am to used to dealing with baggies scamed into shit stocks.

[Anonymous No.49687956]

>>49687511
75 blurp

[Anonymous No.49687957]

>>49687848
Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.49687958]

I'm starting to think the siga baggies are unironically homosexual.

[Anonymous No.49687959]

>>49687489
Nah.
>6’2”
>size 11.5 mens shoes
>7.25” penis
With my height percentile my penis length is relatively in line.

[Anonymous No.49687961]

>>49687238

[Anonymous No.49687970]

Gay sex?

[Anonymous No.49687980]

>>49687841
Someone should edit that picture and add green meme guy farting in pink meme guy's face lol!

[Anonymous No.49687990]

>>49687763
Hahahahahaha hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49687996]

>>49687958
Bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.49688000]

>>49687959
>6'2"
>size 13
>7.5"
I haven't had any complaints

[Anonymous No.49688006]

>>49687980
>green meme guy
>pink meme guy
>that picture
you have to be 18 to post here, friend

[Anonymous No.49688024]

>>49687660
Your mom is a real human being. I wish we could all be that way, oblivious.

[Anonymous No.49688026]

>>49687926
I remember once I was at McDicks and this cashier was busy with this other customer. He had already ordered but was asking a question about something else idk and I was behind and I cleared my throat so I didn't sound retarded when I ordered but the cashier thought I did it to get her attention and she gave me the coldest death stare I've seen irl

[Anonymous No.49688029]

All you had to do was buy SIDU
All you had to do is listen

[Anonymous No.49688030]

>>49687929
FUCK YA GAYSEX BRO. 10 SHLONGS A NIGHT HAS ME WEARING DIAPERS BRO. I CANT STOP STRETCHING MY MUNKAYHOLE BRO. ITS SEXY TO DRIP SHIT 24/7. AIDS WONT STOP ME BRO

[Anonymous No.49688033]

Holy fuck I missed today's action. Are we melting up now? Was the bottom actually yesterday what the fuck

[Anonymous No.49688034]

>>49687959
t. downie
Height is not corelated with penis size.

[Anonymous No.49688038]

How long is the retard pump going to last?

[Anonymous No.49688050]

is this bullish on real estate, bros? Im the guy whos mom just started a real estate business and is worried about the market killing her

[Anonymous No.49688055]

>>49688038
until all shorts are liquidated

[Anonymous No.49688068]

>>49688033
The market wants rate hikes, we need it!

[Anonymous No.49688084]

Friendly reminder. We've never left a bear market without vix hitting 45 at least once

[Anonymous No.49688087]

>>49687841
>no headlines since 2015 patent
Bait in hell

[Anonymous No.49688091]

>>49688026
social anxiety’s a bitch. i usually don’t give a fuck but she looked mad as hell. Could’ve just been resting bitch face, she was Ukrainian and they all have sticks up their asses

[Anonymous No.49688095]

>>49688033
this rally was already showing signs of weakening towards market close. We wont even last the rest of the week let alone the month. The rest of this year will be nothing but red

[Anonymous No.49688099]

>>49688050
I don't think the they'll let the housing market crash, we're not even at Canadian levels yet

[Anonymous No.49688120]

>>49688095
This is sadly true
Im a permabull but even I'm hedged with some November puts

[Anonymous No.49688138]

>>49688033
wait till opex

[Anonymous No.49688145]

>>49687970
GAYSEX

[Anonymous No.49688150]

>>49688050
yeah she should be

[Anonymous No.49688153]

>>49686878
Actually go fuck yourself. Not for the politics, but for actually being willfully retarded.

Anyway, the economy is fucked and Powell said so himself. Pesky inflation will continue to exist despite raising interest rates.

[Anonymous No.49688155]

>>49688029
How much did u have in sidu

[Anonymous No.49688164]

>>49688050
Probably picked the absolute worst possible time in the last decade or so to get into real estate.

[Anonymous No.49688176]

>>49686886
giga cope

[Anonymous No.49688179]

>>49688050
>>49687092

[Anonymous No.49688183]

>>49688138
What happens at opex

[Anonymous No.49688186]

>>49688050
Depends which state she's in.
If she's in Florida or Texas she will do fantastic.

[Anonymous No.49688190]

>>49687738
Yes and yes

If it's green tomorrow, Friday will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.49688223]

>>49688183
...stays at opex

[Anonymous No.49688224]

>>49688029
stop avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.49688229]

>>49687763
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret anon, read pic related.. sounds familiar right? (yes they even had the weak yen back then aswell). Well that was the event which led us up to the dotcom bubble ~6 years later. Obviously "history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes", so we will probably see something similar but not an exact copy. The market might be shaky for a few months just like it was back then when S&P for example was basically stuck in a small range for months, but eventually it lead to a breakout and into the infamous dotcom bubble rally which was an almost constant rally for half a decade

[Anonymous No.49688239]

>>49688029
HOLY FUCK SIDU GAINED 225% TODAY

[Anonymous No.49688244]

>>49687181
>fails

[Anonymous No.49688257]

>Dad: "The stock market is up today!"
>Me: "How do you know, you never look at it."
>Dad: "They were talking about it on the news."
Oh no

[Anonymous No.49688266]

>>49688026
Just don't look at the cashier if you do that again

People are powerless if you don't look at and/or listen to them

[Anonymous No.49688267]

>>49688239
Yeah, a 6,000,000 share minute candle at open will get the party started.

[Anonymous No.49688283]

>>49688155
I had 200 shares. Sold for 100% after the first pump. Probably should have held longer but I'm not going to bitch about those gains. Threw all of the money into SIGA because of gay sex.
>>49688224
I'm not avatarfagging. That's my wife. Only talented traders like myself get this privilege chud.

[Anonymous No.49688293]

>>49688257
why is your father not working

[Anonymous No.49688297]

>>49688029
I miss the shilling during downtrends because there is always so much going on and I can only look so often at work. Fuck too much ahhhhhhhh and oooooooo posting

[Anonymous No.49688316]

>>49688283
I don't think you realize what avatarfagging is you retard. having a picture of some dumb Vtuber with all your posts is AN AVATAR

[Anonymous No.49688323]

>>49686835
Tucker is usually against the Fed, like philosophically

[Anonymous No.49688327]

>>49687130
No

And that destroys me every day

[Anonymous No.49688332]

>>49688257
Kek, see >>49687660

[Anonymous No.49688348]

>>49688283
>threw all of the money into SIGA
You will unironically be making bank soon

[Anonymous No.49688349]

>>49688055
That's why I only buy puts and calls months from expiry

[Anonymous No.49688368]

How do I sell cumjam NFTs?

[Anonymous No.49688372]

75bps hike in July too. This markets fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.49688373]

>years of systemic risk gone unchecked or unappreciated by even financially literate individuals in the market or fed
>commodity bullrun the likes of which hasn't been seen in over half a century
>inflation which hasn't been matched since the 70s
>political instability increasing at the fringes of the world
>looming food crisis that threatens even net producers of food, let alone importers
>energy and fuel prices so high that even transporting food is becoming strenuous
bros i dont wanna sound like a doomsaying schizo but it doesnt usually end well when food + energy become unavailable for normies.

[Anonymous No.49688381]

>>49688316
I don't think you realize what waifu posting is you retard. Having a picture of a based vtuber with all of my posts is NOT AN AVATAR.

[Steven Gales No.49688382]

>>49688091
Hello, I am new to 4chan, I just connected internet, I'm Somalia

[Anonymous No.49688384]

>>49688034
Kek
Okay, there big guy.

[Anonymous No.49688386]

>>49688372
hoping we see some effect of this on the housing market come fall or winter

[Anonymous No.49688387]

>>49688266
I actually wasn't but I was within her view

[Anonymous No.49688400]

>>49688372
>75
so its gonna be 100?

[Anonymous No.49688415]

>>49688373
It’s ok, LET THEM EAT STOCKS. TO THE MOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.49688418]

>>49688387
Then how did she know she looked at you??

>>49688382
Nice strong American name you got there, chief

[Anonymous No.49688420]

>>49688400
Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.49688448]

>>49688373
wall of worry

[Steven Gales No.49688461]

>>49688418america is full of gey

[Anonymous No.49688482]

>>49688293
He was picking up his dog from the groomer.
He only listens to Fox News and Classic Rock/Vinyl on Sirius.

[Anonymous No.49688487]

>>49688448
No wall of worry, we will nationalize YUM and it will all be ok!

[Anonymous No.49688502]

>>49688348
Rocker was right about SIDU, and was right about SIGA short term. He is now Bullish on SIGA long term. Could he actually be right three times? Will he break his broken clock record?

[Anonymous No.49688535]

I’m 6’4 with an Evian bottle for a cock

[Anonymous No.49688544]

>>49688034
>proportions

[Anonymous No.49688568]

Anyone else in DRV and REK?

[Steven Gales No.49688572]

>>49688535 haram, you need dik dik snip snip

[Anonymous No.49688574]

>>49687738
Tomorrow, I think. Welp, at least I'll get to average down, I guess.

[Anonymous No.49688597]

>>49688502
I sold my SIDU early like a retard.

[Anonymous No.49688668]

>>49688568
I have begun accumulating puts on DRN. It hasn't even really begun yet.

[Anonymous No.49688679]

>>49688381
Kek jannied

[Anonymous No.49688710]

>>49688502
Are there anons so fucken stupid that they aren't bullish on SIGA?
Look at this. Do you have any idea what is going to happen to this stock?
Everyone who is in the know is fucken laughing at your retards thinking the whole "gay sex bro" thing is a meme. We're shitting on you, just like gays do.

[Anonymous No.49688739]

>>49688502
I put a very Jewish curse on the stock market last night. Here's a piece of advice for you. Either short the indices, go all in SIGA, or get the hell out of the market completely. You've been warned.

Also fuck you janny come get me you faggot mother fucker. You will never be a woman. No amount of surgeries or hormones will ever change this.

[Anonymous No.49688757]

>>49687005

>I detect a loaded question.
The answer is:a woman may have wings or scillia, may eat chalk rocks and can also indentify as an American refrigerator (with icecube maker) her name is Sneed and she sells feed and seed.

[Anonymous No.49688778]

>>49688572
post hands, darkie

[Anonymous No.49688791]

>>49688502
Rocker is never right about anything long term though.

[Anonymous No.49688794]

When you guys said to buy soxl, what did you mean by that? Or any stock for that matter

[Anonymous No.49688809]

>China said its giant Sky Eye telescope - - the world’s largest radio telescope - - may have picked up signs of alien civilizations
BROS, ayylmaos are bullish as fuck. New technological boom. New untapped market opportunities. New trade routes. It's 1492 on steroids.
Also sexy blue ayylmaos, catgirls and dark elves.

[Anonymous No.49688818]

>>49688739
>deleted
lmao

[Anonymous No.49688832]

>>49688739
MODS=GODS

[Anonymous No.49688834]

>>49688710
Pox = Nothingburger
SIGA = Fake & Gay

[Anonymous No.49688854]

>>49688809
Jews will unironically ruin any hope of interspecies diplomacy because of "muh chosen ones"

[Anonymous No.49688865]

>>49686748
finna buy tomorrow no cap bussin fr

[Anonymous No.49688866]

>>49688794
Soxl is very high volatility but also nasdaq correlated. If bulls run soxl runs very hard. That's IF. Soxl also dumps hard in bear market.

[Anonymous No.49688873]

>>49688710
>We're shitting on you, just like gays do.
kek

[Anonymous No.49688900]

>>49687005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpGkrViOcE

Asians and spanish are on the proper side of the line in the hot:crazy matrix. Asians are sensible but most have moon faces, posterior pelvic tilt (no ass), and have buglike monolids. On the other hand spanish gf's are notoriously crazy but hot enough to make up for it most of the time. White women on the other hand aren't hot enough to justify the crazy.

[Anonymous No.49688902]

>>49688866
You guys said it was going to be like vanguard

[Anonymous No.49688921]

>>49688854
that's funny cos I think in the old TV series "V" the first earth whore to fuck a lizard and pop out a hybrid was a Jewish valley girl

[Anonymous No.49688926]

>he thinks 75bps is enough
>he thinks another 50-75bps at the next meeting will be enough
We are FUCKED big time, pals. Nothing is going to stop the crash.

[Anonymous No.49688934]

>small caps

[Anonymous No.49688939]

>>49685427
Someone made a painting of the LA Federal Reserve Bank in flames. Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.49688969]

>>49688926
it's better to wait 6-12 months after each raise cause it takes time to take effect. note yield is now 3.2%, it's optimal

[Anonymous No.49688975]

>>49688668
>DRN
Why exactly that one? Just because it's cheaper than DRV calls?

[Anonymous No.49688987]

Feed me some oil hopium. I can't believe the companies dumped with the wider market, and then rotated into tech. The actual commodity is still expensive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49688991]

>>49688926
anon we've already crossed the rubicon on crash territory the moment we hit 1%. Even cutting back to 0 won't save the market now.

[Anonymous No.49689009]

Inflation doesn't bother me. This is why:
2021 - Got 4,112 raise
2022 - Getting 10,000 raise + 8% on top of that in July
2023 - Getting up to 12% raise come July.
Ho hum life is great. I've no debt either..
Rolled more into SWPPX today cause I was bored.

[Anonymous No.49689010]

>>49688794
>>49688902
you're not making any sense. go through the links in the OP.

[Anonymous No.49689034]

Yeah this is totally normal bro, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.49689046]

>>49688939
not really. he was wearing a bitcoin shirt in the photo of him paining it lol

[Anonymous No.49689063]

>>49689034
wuh..

[Anonymous No.49689071]

>>49688900
>t. spic
the only reason spic women look good up until 25 is because of their spanish genes to begin with

[Anonymous No.49689093]

>>49688934
>small cap a: 88% down since last year
>small cap b: 96% down since last year
>small cap c: 90% down since last year
the list can go on; not mentioning tickers though

think we're bound for small cap rotation bros

[Anonymous No.49689096]

Long term rates are DEPRESSED. When they correct and the yield curve steepens, corporations will DEFAULT. They cannot afford to borrow at 10 years for 8-10%, people cannot afford to buy a house at 13% for 30 years.

Also wtf my coworkers don’t go home and look at charts they actually go to the movies and play golf and shit the fuck. I’m getting fucking fleeced, fix the fucking market Jews.

[Anonymous No.49689111]

>>49688418
The guy finished and I was ordering when she glared me down, he didn't speak to her long probably why she was pissed

[Anonymous No.49689119]

>>49689009
Oh wow, thanks Boomer, glad to see it doesn't bother you!

[Anonymous No.49689121]

>>49688809

[Anonymous No.49689123]

Ah... the bottom

[Anonymous No.49689128]

Recycle
>>49686665
>>49686665
>>49686665
>>49686665
>>49686665

[Anonymous No.49689136]

>>49689071
I'm not taking into account the obesity thing. Obviously gross and don't count.

[Anonymous No.49689138]

>>49688975
Yeah. Niether has an especially liquid option chain.

[Anonymous No.49689145]

>>49688710

[Anonymous No.49689147]

>>49689128
Baggie

[Anonymous No.49689146]

Realistically, what would alien waifus look like

[Anonymous No.49689152]

>>49687296
nobody here does and if they think they do theyre full of shit

[Anonymous No.49689158]

what if we get a stagflationary recession that prevents the fed from intervening like they did in 2008?

[Anonymous No.49689181]

>>49689158
That's exactly what we are going to get.

[Anonymous No.49689186]

>>49689158
dumb frogposter 2008 looks nice compared to where we are currently heading

[Anonymous No.49689203]

>>49689186
That's what the dumb frogposter was saying

[Anonymous No.49689211]

>>49689158
I don't care so long as the exchange stays open.
nothing short of them ending the practice of trading stocks forever bothers me

[Anonymous No.49689229]

>>49689203
Dumb bearposter.

[Anonymous No.49689277]

>>49689158
That's literally what's going to happen, which is why they will use the monkepoz as an excuse to shut down the economy in September. It's either that or default on the national debt and raise interest rates to 10%, which isn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.49689280]

>>49689229
>>49689203
>>49689186
>>49689158
dumb niggers

[Anonymous No.49689293]

why did oil get hit so hard?

[Anonymous No.49689319]

>>49689277
>interest rates to 10%
>which isnt going to happen

[Anonymous No.49689323]

>>49689293
Because it topped out my negro.

[Anonymous No.49689333]

>>49689158
The Fed will intervene and not give a shit about inflation/high consume prices
It'll be the opposite of the Volcker in the 70s

[Anonymous No.49689336]

>>49689293
Consolidating for next leg up.

[Anonymous No.49689358]

>>49689319
either fed balance sheet goes to 100 trillion or interests rate go to 10%.
or gas prices are lowered.

[Anonymous No.49689373]

>>49689319
Jpow's a coward. You can count on him to only ever do the politically expedient thing, not the right thing.

[Anonymous No.49689386]

>>49689336
How humorous.

[Anonymous No.49689420]

>>49689373
Jay is atleast an improvement over Yellen

[Anonymous No.49689426]

>complain about never being able to afford a house
>can't even bake expediently
goddamn millennials

[Anonymous No.49689428]

>>49689323
>it's not even peak summer driving season
lol you're the DRIP poster aren't you?

[Anonymous No.49689442]

>>49689426
I don't bake, I grill

[Anonymous No.49689454]

If I buy gaysex (ticker: SIGA) will I get burnt?

[Anonymous No.49689455]

>>49689420
They're both incompetent goons

[Anonymous No.49689462]

>futes

[Anonymous No.49689474]

>>49689442
That actually looks like a spot I sometimes go to at a nearby lake. Very comfy.

[Anonymous No.49689490]

>>49689428
No.
Energy peaked.

[Anonymous No.49689660]

>>49689655
>>49689655
>>49689655
>>49689655

[Anonymous No.49689669]

This is the last smg thread.
Bullish for SIGA because now its SIGA Market General.