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fed just announced a huge rate increase. get ready for mass layoffs, despair, and a lot of beans and rice. tech bubble about to burst, so if you work in that sector, godspeed

>> No.49685410

>>49685379
what's wrong with increasing the rates?

>> No.49685415

women's answer to every problem is to make a list

>> No.49685440

>>49685379
i really want my ass to get fucked by a big hard cock

>> No.49685443

Tech isn't as exposed as some other industries, like housing.

>> No.49685487

>>49685410
Nothing, they're just doomposting hoping to get Linkies on the cheap.

>> No.49685494

>>49685440
Start investing on crypto then

>> No.49685509

>>49685379

Is that Nastassia? based Princess

>> No.49685603

>>49685410
Nothing necessarily wrong with it, it helps combat inflation, but that means we will instead face deflation, and deflation usually goes hand in hand with a recession.

>> No.49686399

>>49685379
Unironically comfy, we need a cleansing. Hopefully the housing market will crash and burn and everything will even out a little bit. Wagies might be able to afford a home again

>> No.49686468

Tips to prepare for a recession:

>Be a woman
>Float through said recession on easy mode
>Always have another boyfriend lined up in case your current BF loses his job

>> No.49686743

>>49685410
No easy money to keep companies afloat

>> No.49686769
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49686769

fucking lmao I just said something nice when she posted her post-op lip surgery

>> No.49686852

>>49686399
Drop that decade old dream already, if houses become cheap wagies will still be priced out on repairs, property taxes, and higher interest rates if they mortgage. Wages don’t have 2 dimes to rub together. They are LOSERS.

>> No.49687041

>>49685410
At low interest rates, companies can take out loans and only have to pay back the principal and a little extra. If we have interest rate hikes, now the company's investment needs to do more than just break even. Investments don't just mean buying stocks and bitcoin. It also means buying equipment to enter a new industr or expanding your workforce (training employees usually does not make profit, and you need equipment for them to work).

>> No.49687071

>>49685379
>get ready for mass layoffs
i just got a raise

>> No.49687168

>>49685379
>a lot of beans and rice.
i'll never forget maybe 10 years ago or more there was a news story where this elvis impersonator got arrested and interviewed by the cops/fbi because they thought he was going to commit a terror attack using ricin, but it turned out someone just overheard him talking about "rice n beans"

>> No.49687394

>>49687071
Not all industries or jobs are effected equally. Some will be immune others will get raped. A raise today doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t be laid off next month.

>> No.49687488
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49687488

>>49685415
step 1 buy a whiteboard
step 2 buy new colored markers
step 3 assess your goals to achieve
step 4 assess how to color code you goals
step 5 write your goals on the whiteboard
step 6 reevaluate your goals
step 7 revise the list daily

>> No.49687622

>>49687488
kek

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49687642

>>49685379
>.75% huge
Kill yourself fag we need another volcker fuck pussy boy jp

>> No.49687677

I'm so glad somebody included a picture of themselves at a desk to really drive the point home on this list of basic common-sense advice. It's like a real businessman is telling me them's the bricks.

>> No.49687778

>>49687677
Women are more interested in projecting appearances rather than actual substance. She wants to wear her "professionalism" as a brand.

>> No.49688450

I just got a 40% pay rise and I'm a developer, how fucked am I?

>> No.49688784

>>49687488
Based yeastjack poster.

>> No.49688806

>>49688784
yeastjane?

>> No.49688843

>>49686852
You are bald aren't you?

>> No.49689399

>>49687488
gem post also checked and HH

>> No.49689570

>>49688450
>give them a fat raise so they don’t suspect anything
>fire them a month later
stay on your toes

>> No.49690593

come up from behind her cum in her hair

>> No.49690656

>>49687488
not bad, I will give it a try

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49690738

>>49685379
>tech bubble about to burst
this is worrying but i'm a highly skilled software engineer with a lot of experience at reputable companies so i'm not too buttblasted.

worst case scenario i move back in with my parents for a while and pick up any contract development work i can find. gonna win in the long term though.

>> No.49690921

I work in Healthcare IT. Hundreds of practices would be completely fucked if anyone in my dept got let go. Im not worried. If I do get let go, oh well. I have money saved up for a house but thats not happening lol so I can live comfy for a several years.

>> No.49690952

>>49685379
>recession
On hunny you are so wide eyed optimistic. What drugs are you on?