/smg/ Stock Market General - Yeast Edition

[Anonymous No.49681992]

/smg/ - Stock Market General: AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDITION >Brokers https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq https://brokerchooser.com/ >Stock market dictonary: https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ >Risk management: https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp >Live Streams: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain https://www.thebalance.com/ >Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/ https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com https://optionstrat.com/ https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Free charts: https://www.tradingview.com https://www.finscreener.com/ https://www.koyfin.com/ https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/ >Screeners: https://finviz.com/ https://www.tradingview.com/screener https://etfdb.com/ >Pre-Market Data and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures https://finance.yahoo.com/ >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator: https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/ >Calendars https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/ https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html >Misc: https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor https://market24hclock.com/ https://tradingeconomics.com Previous: >>49679854

[Anonymous No.49682057]

Predict it yourself, /biz/!

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49682123]

https://youtu.be/Azr9FRuFED0

[Anonymous No.49682144]

MY ORACLE PUTS ARE COMING BACK
THANK YOU RETARD SLURPERS, I WONT FORGET THE SERVICES YOU'VE PROVIDED ME

[Anonymous No.49682166]

EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.49682240]

Which thread faggots?

[Anonymous No.49682268]

>>49682240
This one fucker, posted first

[Anonymous No.49682295]

Green futures. Bobos BTFO yet again.

[Anonymous No.49682299]

>>49682268
I was thinking the same but then I noticed op was retarded so I'm using the other one.

[Anonymous No.49682327]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49682329]

Fed too dovish. Market unhappy

[Anonymous No.49682393]

ooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49682420]

Inflation here til 2024, long dated puts?

[Anonymous No.49682491]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49682506]

bloody basterd there's two threads i fuck your benchod mother

[Anonymous No.49682516]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.49682523]

>HE BOUGHT PUTS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.49682571]

what the actual fuck did he say

[Anonymous No.49682613]

hnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.49682629]

WE PAMPING

[Anonymous No.49682672]

WE DID IT

WE FUCKING DID IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WE MADE IT, BOYS!

[Anonymous No.49682677]

[Anonymous No.49682694]

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[Anonymous No.49682710]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.49682725]

Jerome... he's really giving us the golden bull run

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49682744]

https://youtu.be/Azr9FRuFED0

[Anonymous No.49682770]

what the actual fuck did he say?????????

[Anonymous No.49682810]

>>49682770
FREE TACOS

[Anonymous No.49682848]

>>49682770
He said hikes above 50 or 75 bp will be "not common".

[Anonymous No.49682867]

I just came here to say
100% unironically
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Did jpow say something? What the fuck did that nigger say this time? FUCK

[Anonymous No.49682905]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[Anonymous No.49682915]

HOLY FUCK THE OPTIONS CHAINS ARE ALL KINDS OF FUCKED.

ASK-BID SPREADS ARE MULTIPLES OF DIFFERENCE

[Anonymous No.49682932]

DAVID SOXL ALL CHARGES DROPPED

[Anonymous No.49682939]

He hasn’t said he loves niggers yet what’s the hold up

[Anonymous No.49682949]

>>49682848
But he hasn't ruled them out, which means expect some pain for when we have another higher than expected inflation print next month.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49682967]

WE
CLOSE
AT
THE
LOWS

[Anonymous No.49683016]

thank you jerome!

[Anonymous No.49683019]

>>49682848
So highly likely.

[Anonymous No.49683022]

THAT'S RIGHT, Ice...man.
I am broke.

[Anonymous No.49683037]

Based. FUCK line breaks.

[Anonymous No.49683042]

we /hyperinflation/ now

[Anonymous No.49683052]

>>49682905
S.

[Anonymous No.49683055]

I dodged the bear trap by a fucking milisecond

[Anonymous No.49683057]

>>49682949
Correct but for now, we poomp

[Anonymous No.49683060]

>>49682905
If he dies to this I will heartily kek.

[Anonymous No.49683058]

>>49682915
Lmao. Everyone is just degen gambling.

[Anonymous No.49683065]

>Leak reporter asks about erosion of credibility

[Anonymous No.49683066]

>"does 3.8-4% break the back of inflation"
>"I-I-I think it's possible, we'll find out when we get there"
100bps on next meeting.

[Anonymous No.49683069]

>>49681992
>POWELL JUST SAID INFLATION IS BECAUSE OF WAR AND SUPPLY ISSUES

MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED MARKET SAVED

[Anonymous No.49683070]

WHEN DO I FINALLY SHORT OIL? I want to buy some motherfuckin DRIP man

[Anonymous No.49683074]

Sorry but why the fuck would you buy into this pump? We dumped like a rock the last time we pumped the day of last month. I do think that the summer is gonna be more red but i also think the worst is over myself. We probably bottom out sometime in July.

[Anonymous No.49683088]

INFLATION IS TRANSITORY (OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW YEARS)

[Anonymous No.49683090]

Ummm
WTF is happening? First everything tanks and now it's at the high of the day on like 20 mins? Is someone speaking?

[Anonymous No.49683095]

>inflation still high for YEARS
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49683111]

>>49683057
inb4 we end the day crabbed up slightly

[Anonymous No.49683116]

>>49683069
Man, what did Biden threaten him with the other day?

[Anonymous No.49683117]

BUDDY LOOK AT SQQQ COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49683120]

They always were going to hyperinflate the debts

[Anonymous No.49683129]

I missed out on buying Call Options at the bottom after that 1 minute candle priced me out

[Anonymous No.49683130]

EVERY BOBO DOESNT UNDERSTAND PRICED IN

>GRR WHY AREN'T WE CRASHING JEROME IS HIKING EVEN MORE FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

The bond market has already tightened, the fed doesnt control interest rates ya dumb newbie Bobo.

[Anonymous No.49683149]

>>49683090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

[Anonymous No.49683150]

>>49683074
kek
he hasn't bought in and take the 3% and ducked out

[Anonymous No.49683153]

OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49683161]

F

[Anonymous No.49683166]

powell:
>basipally, inflation it out of control, we have no way to solve the high prices you're seeing, and we are all going to fucking die
>we will also be raising interest rates the biggest amount in 700,000 years
>and you think that's bad, well that shit is going to be the norm every meeting til you die emaciated and covered in nuclear ash

market reaction:
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.49683169]

DENY 100BPS YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.49683173]

keep inflation hot and nationalize the oil companies to mask inflation confirmed

[Anonymous No.49683180]

>>49683069
>war
US isn't in a war.

[Anonymous No.49683183]

>>49683150
I'm not playing with enough to want to scalp it. I did buy into the GUSH dip though and will sell when we keep going up next week

[Anonymous No.49683182]

>Ah yes, I will buy UVXY to play the volatility on rate meeting
Fucking

[Anonymous No.49683186]

>>49683130
We dump tomorrow.
Like we did after the last FOMC.

[Anonymous No.49683187]

>>49683116
PUTIN'S PRICE HIKE

[Anonymous No.49683189]

>>49682848
75bp was ruled out last month and Powell clearly still thinks inflation is transitory. Next month will be 100bps

[Anonymous No.49683195]

>bobos cocky
>buy the dip
>make money

how the fuck is anyone poor? this is so fucking easy

[Anonymous No.49683206]

>Guy mentions 100 basis points in question to Powell
>Market dumps

FUCKING ALGOS NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49683205]

"We dont want to put any number (100+bps) off the table, we'll react as we go"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND dump

[Anonymous No.49683203]

What caused the pump? I went to make dinner

[Anonymous No.49683207]

At the May 4th meeting, SPY went up 10 points the day of then proceeded to fall off a cliff the rest of the month. And things were looking a bit better then. anyone going long right now is in for a wild ride. fuck I hate recession markets

[Anonymous No.49683213]

>Mfw they do 100BPS next time

Pump denied.

[Anonymous No.49683216]

>>49683111
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49683219]

>>49683120
lolno that's impossible considering it requires more debt to have more currency. Unless the world rejects the dollar and all of those offshore dollars come flooding back.

[Anonymous No.49683221]

>>49683130
YOU CAN'T PRICE IN AN UNCOMFIRMED RUMOR YOU DELUSIONAL MUMSHITE
YOU'RE FALLING FOR A FAKE HIKE AND IT WILL PIERCE YOUR ANUS AND LEAVE YOU BLEEDING

[Anonymous No.49683225]

double fake out bitches

[Anonymous No.49683226]

>>49683130
75 wasnt going to crash, its what was the minimum. 50 was a crash. Its really just crab until next CPI.

[Anonymous No.49683227]

TIMBER

[Anonymous No.49683229]

>>49683070
Me too man. I’m waiting. I can’t figure out when the right time is.

[Anonymous No.49683234]

NRGD time?

[Anonymous No.49683235]

When does the meeting end?

[Anonymous No.49683242]

>>49683169
at this point you should want bigger rate hikes so we can get to the more obvious bottom quicker. This shit is painful. Imagine being able to buy during stagflation for a solid few years knowing it wasn't gonna get too much worse

[Anonymous No.49683247]

>>49683205
SHUT YOUR FAGGOT WHORE MOUTH POWELL

[Anonymous No.49683245]

[Anonymous No.49683246]

>>49683183
lol
I am talking pocket change
still a win is a win

[Anonymous No.49683249]

>>49683130
It's /biz/. Stop expecting people to do the obvious.

[Anonymous No.49683271]

>>49683189
He just dodged answering if next month will be 75, next month WILL be 100

exit all markets

[Anonymous No.49683274]

Tanking already...we had our run bull bros.

[Anonymous No.49683276]

>>49683203
us dollar losing value, gotta inflate those stock prices to keep up

[Anonymous No.49683280]

welp down 15% on vix gambling
sell now or hold?

[Anonymous No.49683279]

the rich and the fed keep manipulating the stock market

they've already destroyed crypto

we can't win

[Anonymous No.49683284]

Just stop talking Jay, you are fucking it up again

[Anonymous No.49683283]

>market right now: wait a minute...when he promised it might be 50 next time why did he cross his fingers and wink at us

[Anonymous No.49683287]

all Powell had to do was stop talking and take no questions

[Anonymous No.49683291]

>>49683166
Totally legit

[Anonymous No.49683295]

>>49683070
>>49683229
When crude hits $150, start buying DRIP or SCO.

[Anonymous No.49683301]

[Anonymous No.49683308]

>>49683221
>Known knowns (priced in)
>Known unknowns (edge)
>Unknown knowns (insider information)
>Unknown unknowns (black swans)
Yes you can.

[Anonymous No.49683309]

>>49683271
he specifically said 100 isnt off the table...
But neither is 125 kek

[Anonymous No.49683313]

>mumus thought this pump would last longer than day

[Anonymous No.49683317]

>>49683242
They're breaking markets asshole with these hikes

[Anonymous No.49683319]

>Journoniggers ruining the pump by saying the word 100

[Anonymous No.49683320]

>guidance is credible
>right after saying that 75bp was not on the table

[Anonymous No.49683325]

>>49683280
hold
this is tanking tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49683330]

WHY LINE GOING BACK DOWN AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49683338]

people are retarded. Just watch oil production numbers which are the basis of 75% of inflation. this monkey doesn't control the market

[Anonymous No.49683340]

m-mumu bros?

[Anonymous No.49683341]

HIT THE FUCKING BUTTON TO GET POWELL OFF THE FUCKING STAGE HE'S SPILLING HIS FUCKING SPAGHETTI

[Anonymous No.49683344]

What the fuck is this guy even trying to do he’s not actually saying anything

[Anonymous No.49683347]

>>49683229
It just feels like as soon as I decide it's time to buy DRIP some bullshit will happen that unexpectedly pushes oil even higher

[Anonymous No.49683353]

>>49683295
How low do you see it going before 150?

[Anonymous No.49683354]

>>49683060
I hope not, I won't believe that he's dead just hiding in his billions of dollars. I want to see his midget eyes bulge out of his head but we'd need a smaller rope for that twerp, maybe a shoelace would work.

[Anonymous No.49683355]

>>49683313
It didn’t even last 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.49683360]

Multiple threads, tranny posting, and the nagger word still being used. Jannies not as effective as they thought.

[Anonymous No.49683363]

AAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAA

OOOOO?

[Anonymous No.49683367]

>>49683308
You literally just said that you can't price it in you're just too dumb to understand what you're saying

[Anonymous No.49683370]

>>49683317
Prolonged inflatoin is tentimes worse for the market than letting this shit run. Because inflation is great until you realize you need to start selling to afford bread and then the markets figure that out and it crashes. See: Austrian crack up boom.

[Anonymous No.49683375]

>rates up
>inflation up
>stawks up
One of these things won't stay the same.

[Anonymous No.49683379]

Who is this half white half asian cutie who's asking question?

[Anonymous No.49683381]

At this rate we'll close red.

[Anonymous No.49683384]

>>49683340
You asked?

[Anonymous No.49683385]

>>49683319
They'll still dance around the word recession like last meeting.

[Anonymous No.49683388]

bros what's with all these cute girls in the crowd? his old heart can't take this

[Anonymous No.49683389]

I'm not even invested and I hate this fucking market I want number to die schizo trash

[Anonymous No.49683391]

>powell right now

[Anonymous No.49683393]

>>49683291
>>49683166
But it's true. You don't buy the heckin dipperino, you buy when everyone is fearful. If there's a nuclear threat of oblivion, people are moving their money to immediate resources to survive. You'll be the only dumbass throwing money against the outflows and getting everything cheap, then when it turns out to be a nothingburger, you're the burger king

[Anonymous No.49683395]

NO RECESSSION?!?!?

[Anonymous No.49683399]

lmao they are already asking him about QE

[Anonymous No.49683402]

>>49683319
Does literally anyone like them?

[Anonymous No.49683403]

>>49683353
Late July, Early August. Essentially peak summer demand. That's when I plan on selling my UCO and going into SCO.

[Anonymous No.49683408]

>Dr. Anthony Fauci tests positive for Covid, is having mild symptoms

EXTREMELY BULLISH NEWS

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49683409]

Why doesn't anyone ask "if inflation is 9% next month, how many bps will you raise?"

[Anonymous No.49683419]

multi-day pump incoming

bobos are about to get FUCKED

[Anonymous No.49683421]

>>49683279
>win
I'm getting paid to play, not aiming for the hall of fame.

[Anonymous No.49683430]

So it's a 1:1 of last time where it pumped +3% only to crash down hard -4 or -5%n the very next morning, right?

[Anonymous No.49683433]

It was just short covering, wasn't it?....

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49683436]

>>49683221
You can, like when (((institutions))) believe a rumor about earnings for XYZ stock being bad and then sell it off the week before. Then it crabs or even pumps because it wasn't worse than expected.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49683448]

>BREAKING NEWS
>DAVID SOXL RELEASED FROM FBI CUSTODY
>WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT HE REPLIED "YEAH I DID IT, SO WHAT FUCK YOU, DOUBLE JEOPARDY BITCH"

[Anonymous No.49683452]

You know what comes next, right?

[Anonymous No.49683454]

>>49683408
>mild symptoms
sorry, nothingburger

[Anonymous No.49683455]

isn't the fomc pump usually 15% or so on SOXL?
we only have 5% and thats looking rocky.

[Anonymous No.49683462]

>>49683388
this. fuck stem. business is where its at.

[Anonymous No.49683464]

>>49683419
You arent very smart are you

[Anonymous No.49683475]

Poor powel is having a panic attack

[Anonymous No.49683479]

almost believed we were actually going to end today green, you guys had me worried there for a second

[Anonymous No.49683480]

>>49683182
All my gains from Monday are disappearing, hopefully the last hour is extra sour

[Anonymous No.49683489]

So when the stock market finally crashes due to all these rate hikes, oil and gas producers and miners are all going to crash too, right? I wanna scoop the cheapies after the crash. But if commodities-related stocks and ETFs are just going to rise, I should buy now.

[Anonymous No.49683492]

>is it gonna require more than just some pain at this point?
>uh uum uh our objective is to bring inflation down to 2%. too many things are out of our control

[Anonymous No.49683494]

this is what we're buying

[Anonymous No.49683502]

Dollar going back up. Sorry shitkids, your algos fucking SUCK

[Anonymous No.49683504]

>>49683452
snibbedy

[Anonymous No.49683509]

PLEASE get off the stage sir.
SIR GET OFF THE STAGE

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49683517]

WE
CLOSE
AT
THE
LOWS
SCREENSHOT THIS

[Anonymous No.49683519]

>>49683455
It was getting there, but dumped

[Anonymous No.49683528]

ST-ST-OP TALKING BRO.................

[Anonymous No.49683533]

LETS FUCKING GO BOSSES
FIRE THOSE LAZY NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.49683536]

>SQQQ FAILING
>TQQQ FAILING
>UVXY FAILING
>OIL FAILING
WHAT THE FUCK MAN STOP IT

[Anonymous No.49683537]

OH NO WHY IS MARKET GOING DOWN? I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS PRICED IN AND 75 BASIS POINT MEANS FED WILL GET INFLATION UNDER CONTROL!

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49683540]

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.49683550]

Jobs numbers are going to be extra important going forward.

[Anonymous No.49683562]

Jerome at this point you're just explaining to China and Russia what they should do exactly to hurt you. This is why they don't let goyim take those positions...

[Anonymous No.49683560]

>>49683494
Look at all those electrons. Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.49683572]

>>49683550
Reminder that 4-5% unemployment is the ideal number

[Anonymous No.49683576]

GASS BABY

[Anonymous No.49683588]

So are we back? I have no idea what's going on.

[Anonymous No.49683587]

>>49683536
>>49683528
>>49683509
>>49683475
>>49683391
I wish I was watching

[Anonymous No.49683596]

>JPOW JUST LITERALLY SAID THE WORD "SEMICONDUCTORS"

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALGOS

[Anonymous No.49683600]

literal roller-coaster pattern

[Anonymous No.49683607]

>when demand comes down prices will come down
in the car market
wtf

[Anonymous No.49683620]

Sorry, wagies, you'll only get 2% raises and like it.

[Anonymous No.49683621]

HE SAID IT

[Anonymous No.49683622]

>>49683550
why? just because you think they are now a primary indicator for inflation?

[Anonymous No.49683628]

>>49683588
WE'RE BACK LIKE A VERTEBRAE

[Anonymous No.49683631]

SEMICONDUCTORS
>SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS
>SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS
>SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS
>SEMICONDUCTORS
SEMICONDUCTORS
>SEMICONDUCTORS

[Anonymous No.49683634]

>>49682650
Today's collage is ready

[Anonymous No.49683636]

>no questions about blacks and gays
This is how you know things are getting back for the huwhite reporters

[Anonymous No.49683639]

>be chairman of fed
>nonstop questions on basic economics from endless journalist qts

[Anonymous No.49683641]

>>49683537
>75 BASIS POINT MEANS FED WILL GET INFLATION UNDER CONTROL
Not even close. They are trying to go soft and slow with the dildo so it doesn’t hurt as much. It really should be 200bp to do anything.

[Anonymous No.49683644]

>>49683607
Ford reported delinquencies booming.

[Anonymous No.49683646]

>>49683492
It's going to hurt, right ?

[Anonymous No.49683649]

>>49683596
Is this good for semi conductors or bad?
I have written calls that expire june, but damn, those 5% jumps are scary

[Anonymous No.49683652]

LMAO THEY’RE GOING TO SELL THIS MARKET OFF SO HARD ONCE HUMAN BEANS DIGEST ALL OF THE DATA AND FUCKERY JPOW IS SAYING.

[Anonymous No.49683661]

STOP TALKING YOU DECREPIT CRACKER

SHUT THE FUCK UP

END THE PRESS CONFERENCE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49683662]

Baggie bros... Not like this...

[Luiznon No.49683665]

>>49683430
shhh, let them have it

[Anonymous No.49683664]

>Another cutie

What's up with all these cuties in finance? Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.49683668]

>>49683636
Good observation

[Anonymous No.49683670]

POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.49683673]

i want to invest in russia again?

what happened to all the russian stocks?

[Anonymous No.49683677]

>>49683338
>the central bank doesnt control the market
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.49683680]

jpow wants you jobless

[Anonymous No.49683694]

>>49683652
yeah, but you get liquidated before that happens

[Anonymous No.49683696]

>>49683622
Because Powell just said that being able to continue raising rates depends on the current strong job market.

Also,
CHECK THE HOUR MUMU

[Anonymous No.49683701]

>>49683673
Sanctions and delisting

[Anonymous No.49683704]

All this volatility is easy money, you have to be retarded to not be making easy money right now...

[Anonymous No.49683707]

END THE FUCKING CONFERENCE NOW THESE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ARE TOO FUCKING RETARDED

[Anonymous No.49683710]

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.49683717]

>too many jobs and wagies
UH OH

[Anonymous No.49683716]

>>49683646
as long as the grills asking these questions are there to inflict it

[Anonymous No.49683719]

>THE INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT, WAGIE!

[Anonymous No.49683718]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49683720]

>click through MULTIPLE tickers
>they are moving exactly the same as SPX
Cool stock market.

[Anonymous No.49683721]

>>49683664
>a lot of qt "career women" not having babies
Bearish for the US

[Anonymous No.49683725]

A quick reminder on what the Fed is trying to accomplish here: Policymakers see inflation as the result of too much demand (for goods and services and for workers) meeting too little supply. The Fed can’t do much about supply, so it’s trying to tamp down demand.

[Anonymous No.49683727]

>>49683634
>market pumps, because cuteness wasn't priced in

[Anonymous No.49683738]

"we want to get back to before the pandemic"
J... stocks are already there

[Anonymous No.49683745]

>>49683707
GET THIS NIGGA OFF THE MIC

[Anonymous No.49683746]

>>49683704
Why not just buy options?

[Anonymous No.49683747]

>>49683673
Not even Russians want to invest in Russia.
Ever heard of Cayman Island trusts?

[Anonymous No.49683748]

[Anonymous No.49683751]

>>49683596
lmao he and Biden always manage to sneak that in

[Luiznon No.49683754]

>>49683494
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.49683760]

>TOO MANY JOBS

oh boy, can't wait to be unemployed this decade

[Anonymous No.49683762]

>>49683634
mmm, those eyes looking back at you while your stuffing her birth canal with the force of 10000 suns

[Anonymous No.49683763]

Jerma sounds kinda gay here, prime for trooning out

[Anonymous No.49683765]

>we are healing

[Anonymous No.49683766]

Jerma is speaking now lol

[Anonymous No.49683768]

>>49683652
das rite

[Anonymous No.49683769]

>>49683747
makes me laugh that brainlets on /biz/ see crumbling communist hellholes and think it's a good idea to invest in them

[Anonymous No.49683773]

>>49683738

[Anonymous No.49683774]

>we'd love to get back to where we were before the pandemic
never going back

[Anonymous No.49683779]

Reeee hes dodging every question hes being asked that is regarding if stuff gets worse! What is he hiding? Do i need to go buy gold? I dont trust this loser

[Anonymous No.49683783]

I have almost forgotten what’s it’s like to be poor. I sold soxl puts yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49683784]

[Anonymous No.49683785]

>>49683751
Biden 100% has no fucking idea what a semi conductor is

[Anonymous No.49683787]

>>49683673
Russian economy no longer imports anything due to muhsanctions. It's part of what's raised their currency's value. I would not invest in Russia any time soon.

[Anonymous No.49683791]

If Powell hadn't mentioned that 100bps possibility, we'd probably be getting a long pump.
But now we all know that next time they might even do 125bps and everyone wants to get out before the markets rope themselves.

[Anonymous No.49683794]

>>49683748
kek
looks like my cumface

[Anonymous No.49683796]

Are we seriously going to pretend this pump is real and not another rinse and repeat of every fucking FED announcement dealing with inflation?
>talcum nigger Jerome "I-I-I still think inflation is transitory b-b-but we might raise interest rates soon. I know I said 75bps is out of the question but it might maybe sometime happen in the future."
>talcum nigger Jerome "W-w-what do you mean the FED is losing credibility?!"
>market proceeds to pump with fake and gay joy the next few days and then returns to dumping for the next few weeks in the red as bright as Lucifer's dick
Seriously this has been the steady cycle for how long now? 2 fucking quarters at least.

[Anonymous No.49683809]

>>49683664
>What's up with all these cuties in finance? Is this bullish or bearish?
jewish dating service, same reason so many cuties are nurses and secretaries. Get access to doctors and lawyers

[Anonymous No.49683818]

LOL SCHIZO MARKET INDEED

[Anonymous No.49683819]

Never thought I would see myself become a bear, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.49683823]

>>49683710
Oh shit conducta mane we gotta problem mane

[Anonymous No.49683824]

Somebody post the jpm summary of what each rate hike would cause the market to do

[Anonymous No.49683827]

>>49683664
casting couch and affirmative action

[Anonymous No.49683832]

SOXL to $25 this month

[Anonymous No.49683830]

>>49683725
we have to destroy the economy to save it. kek.

[Anonymous No.49683840]

>>49683796
Mumus will. They will then be surprised it giga dumps tomorrow like every single meeting.

[Anonymous No.49683842]

>>49683641
Basically kicking the can down the road so to speak, but ironically the inflation is still outpacing for even any soft landing or recession to be possible.

So, the question is when does the USD crash like Zimbabwe currency?

[Anonymous No.49683846]

you just know this guy has puts

[Anonymous No.49683848]

>>49683763
>JERMA SOUNDS KINDA GAY HERE, PRIME FOR TROONING OUT

[Anonymous No.49683850]

>>49683748
that's a man

[Anonymous No.49683857]

>>49683818

[Anonymous No.49683860]

>>49683664
It's because a lot of upper class rich girls get into it

[Anonymous No.49683862]

>>49683393
Exactly. Right now, everyone is clearly not fearful and is buying le dipperino, when there is, in fact, impending doom.

[Anonymous No.49683865]

>>49683824

[Anonymous No.49683868]

>we've been expecting progress
>we didn't get that
kek

[Anonymous No.49683870]

>not trying to reduce reces - uh - induce recession

[Anonymous No.49683872]

DIE VIX DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.49683875]

>>49683846
Who let that hippie in?

[Anonymous No.49683890]

>>49683846
finance cuties mogged

[Anonymous No.49683892]

green dildo is going flaccid bros...

[Anonymous No.49683893]

>we can't do anything about oil prices
JPOW HAS SURRENDERED TO THE OIL BARONS, WE PUMP

[Anonymous No.49683896]

>>49683846
that's a woman

[Anonymous No.49683901]

>GAS PRICES ALL TIME HIGHS
GAS PRICES ALL TIME HIGHS
>GAS PRICES ALL TIME HIGHS
GAS PRICES ALL TIME HIGHS
>GAS PRICES ALL TIME HIGHS

LETS GO OIL BROS WE GONNA PUMP BACK

[Anonymous No.49683902]

>[High gas prices] not something we can do something about

[Anonymous No.49683904]

So why is the market pumping with an unexpected .75 bps increase?

Is it just a delay? Is tomorrow going to be when the market responds to this news?

[Anonymous No.49683913]

I'm very new at this, but I just bought a SPY call at $4.00 then sold it at $4.20, netting me $20. What's this strategy called?

[Anonymous No.49683915]

>>49683857
trouble

[Anonymous No.49683917]

>headline inflation is what people experience
Yeah but 2x that

[Anonymous No.49683923]

>So your goals are to put people out of work (2% unemployment to forecasted 4%)
>Why?

>>4% is historically low

>So you're putting people out of work to curb inflation?

>3.6% is literally the lowest it's been until now

>>But muh jaahhbbs

[Anonymous No.49683926]

>recession
>recession
>recession
>recession

AHAHAHAH SOMEONE CALLED HIM OUT HE CLEARLY GOT MAD. I KNEW IT HE DODGES EVERY QUESTION BUT WHEN DIRECTLY QUESTIONED WITH THE R-WORD "RECESSION" SUCH AN ATTITUDE CHANGE LEL

Any pmg anons here, whats some good stuff to buy to defend my wealth?
Stock bros sell all bullish holdings in the market and go cash?

[Anonymous No.49683927]

>the public knows fuck all
the fed folks

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49683931]

>>49683904

priced in.

[Anonymous No.49683933]

>>49683393
>then when it turns out to be a nothingburger, you're the burger king

[Anonymous No.49683934]

>>49683701
What is? Jannies deleted it.

[Anonymous No.49683935]

>>49683796
It really is such an obvious retail trap.

[Anonymous No.49683936]

CASHBRO HERE I JUST BOUGHT SOXL

[Anonymous No.49683939]

>>49683904
Priced in

[Anonymous No.49683941]

>>49683846
He probably lurks

[Anonymous No.49683944]

>>49683904
Bloomberg was reporting 100bps, so 75bps is a win

[Anonymous No.49683950]

>>49683846
That guy is cute af. I bet he'll troon out any time now.

[Anonymous No.49683951]

>>49683892
Fed days are always scam after scam after fake pump and dump

[Anonymous No.49683955]

>>49683904
75 not expected to be common.

[Anonymous No.49683956]

>>49683904
Yes. Exit pump and time to sell calls eod.

[Anonymous No.49683962]

>>49683913
Day trading (Swing trading too but usually swing trading is over a few days or weeks).

[Anonymous No.49683964]

>>49683913
Margin fucking yourself when you fuck your strike price accidentally

[Anonymous No.49683967]

JPOW PLEASE STOP TALKING

[Anonymous No.49683969]

That's it, I'm out.

Screw this retarded market.

(((they))) can have it.

Have fun playing with (((them))).

[Anonymous No.49683977]

>>49683931
Retard.
>>49683939
Retard.

[Anonymous No.49683983]

yes hello, I would like to short a billion google stocks

[Anonymous No.49683984]

"the consumer's in a really great situation"
"spending is strong"
this is an exit pump, get out FAST

[Anonymous No.49683985]

>>49683951
will probably pump into tomorrow as well for a bigger dump on opex

[Anonymous No.49683986]

>>49683754
When start shilling gold it’s already too late to buy.

[Anonymous No.49683988]

Kek journos cant believe the stuff thats coming out of his mouth

[Anonymous No.49683995]

>>49683934
Inability to buy russia

[Anonymous No.49684008]

>No sign of a broader slowdown in the economy

BUY BUY BUY

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49684016]

>>49683977
Retard.

[Anonymous No.49684022]

>>49683904
Big Money is pumping and dumpi g for a quick buck.

[Anonymous No.49684026]

Can't wait for smug boomers to have their 401ks wiped out and are stuck paying out what liquidity they have to interest on their remortgaged home.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49684035]

FAKEST PUMP EVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.49684040]

>>49684008
when he says that is when you sell

[Anonymous No.49684043]

>>49683988
The US gov is built on 100% lies even these pozzed journo scum understand that

[Anonymous No.49684044]

>US in strong position to deal with higher interest rates
lol

[Anonymous No.49684052]

RECESSION MENTIONED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49684054]

>there's no sign I can see of the economy slowing
>negative GDP last quarter and Atlanta Fed revised Q2 growth expectations to 0% this morning
ROFL
O
F
L

[Anonymous No.49684058]

NOOOOO SIIIIIR DO NOT SAY THE R-WORD

[Anonymous No.49684059]

>>49683962
Okay, so it's not called something different when it's done with options.

I know day trading has PDT restrictions for small accounts like mine, but does that apply to options day trading?

[Anonymous No.49684060]

>>49684035
in about 10 minutes you'll see a nice dump

[Anonymous No.49684063]

>average person getting fucked six ways to sunday
>"economy is great though lol"
hang this niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.49684078]

>>49684054
This is how you know he is bullshitting.
Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.49684079]

>>49683984
Bingo... Credit card and car loans have already begun to default

[Anonymous No.49684081]

>>49683070
I want a masturbation toy like this where my dick head would make her head inflate

[Anonymous No.49684082]

dow's going crazy lmao

[Anonymous No.49684085]

>>49684040
Correct. And when they start actually saying things are bad. You buy

[Anonymous No.49684092]

I'm Investing in rope futures.

[Anonymous No.49684094]

WHY DO THESE MEN ASK SHIT QUESTIONS FUCK YOUR PUTS FAGGOT FEMALE REPORTERS ONLY FROM NOW ON

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49684098]

We regret to inform you that this pump is indeed REAL and STRAIGHT.

[Anonymous No.49684103]

>>49683904
Markets are more worried about inflation than rates at this point. Plus the dump already happened Monday.

[Anonymous No.49684109]

MOVE:

>>49681993
>>49681993

MOVE:

>>49681993
>>49681993

MOVE:

>>49681993
>>49681993

[Anonymous No.49684113]

>NAME CHANGING
> WHO HAVING MASSIVE PRESS EVENT NEXT WEEK
>ECONOMY TAKING A SHIT
>RATE HIKE
>WHO PUBLISHES MPX TREATMEANTS AND GUIDANCE
>CANT COMMENT ON NEWS ARTICLES
>PRIDE MONTH HALF WAY THROUGH
>EVERY DAY A NEW STATE/COUNTRY INFECTED

[Anonymous No.49684119]

Thanks for the Exit pump Jpow, I lowered my positions so I don't get shit on

[Anonymous No.49684125]

>>49683290

[Anonymous No.49684129]

>>49683969
its the smartest thing you can do
i only play when i think we're going to hit circuit breakers but apparently that isnt a thing anymore

really cant see why DRV is down with this rate hike nobody is going to be able to buy a house on a mortgage now

[Anonymous No.49684132]

>>49684063
Idk I'm doing fine anon. Have you tried getting another job or not being poor?

[Anonymous No.49684140]

>>49684059
>does that apply to options day trading?
Yes

[Anonymous No.49684145]

>we are not trying to induce a recession
lies

[Anonymous No.49684149]

>we can't affect global commodity prices
Yes you can, lift fuckin' sanctions & allow countries to trade you absolute kikes!
US deserves to lose reserve currency, absolute state, do nothing but abuse it

[Anonymous No.49684156]

>>49683969
Just follow the nose!

[Anonymous No.49684183]

>>49684149
the fed doesn't control sanctions. They only control money supply

[Anonymous No.49684184]

>>49683904
>unexpected .75 bps increase?
Literally telegraphed all day yesterday. Plus 50 would be too dovish, cpi would keep going at that rate.

[Anonymous No.49684223]

>>49684183
>the fed doesn't control sanctions
yeah man, sure, whatever you say

[Anonymous No.49684261]

>>49684223
even if you think they're puppets it would be the pupeteer, not jpow. don't be stupid

[Anonymous No.49684270]

ameriniggas be like
>feet, stones, bps
instead of
>meters, kgs, percent

[Anonymous No.49684327]

>>49684270
euroniggers be like
>trust the science!
>it's totally not equally as arbitrary!

[Anonymous No.49684345]

>clearly, people don't like inflation
>...a-a-a lot

[Anonymous No.49684367]

wat

[Anonymous No.49684397]

>>49684270
ameriniggers don't say stones, moron

[Anonymous No.49684536]

>>49684345
Jerome's fantasy of what the average American dinner table is like:
>gee honey, I don't like inflation a lot, however I'm confident the FOMC has the tools necessary to bring core CPI down to sustainable levels

[Anonymous No.49684607]

holy fuck this guy gets pussy

[Anonymous No.49684749]

>>49684607
hes literally me

[Anonymous No.49685442]

>>49683419
IM A PERMABULL BUT THIS IS A FUCKING RETARDED TAKE

[Anonymous No.49686329]

>>49684008
Hasn't he been saying that for years

[Anonymous No.49686423]

>>49683340
What is a mumu. I've been here for years but I just never thought to ask.