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>>49681963first for trumpflation
Okay so now what
LOOK AT THE FEAR IN HIS EYES ITS FUCKING OVER
The music in the stream was from the sims I'm sure plz someone confirm.
OIL CRASHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>i am currently in profit todayhmm
>>49681963Market status: Broken
He literally hasn't said anything new and somehow the market takes a fat shit. What a fucking joke.
HELP BROS WHERE IS THE PUMP!!!!
>Powell says a word>market immediately dumpslol, lmao even
This thread is going by so fast no one will know I once fucked Jerome Powell.
SAVE ME JEROME
bear bros...... we did it
REMINDER THAT TRUMP CAUSED ALL OF THIS. THIS IS HIS ECONOMY
>strong growth and spendingJP will kill the market
NIGGERS ARE DOING WELL EVERYONE
BLACKS AINT BE WORKIN'
RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL STOCKS IMPROVE
Can somebody please explain why SOXL is down fucking 75%?
He mentioned joggers already.
Well, that escalated quickly.
NOTHING IS PRICED IN NOTHING IS PRICED IN
Powell has a real ASMR voice.
>>49682017why? I thot oil was saifu
>TIGHTENING IS YET TO COMETIGHTENING IS YET TO COME>TIGHTENING IS YET TO COMETIGHTENING IS YET TO COME>TIGHTENING IS YET TO COMETIGHTENING IS YET TO COME>TIGHTENING IS YET TO COMETIGHTENING IS YET TO COMESell it all. Sell into all rallies
Nice squeeze baggies
>>49682017I'm still way up on UCO, but this fucking sucks. If it holds above $115 this week that's good. If not we're probably headed back to $110.
STOP TALKING YOU RETARD
>Nasdaq still greenHonk honk honk!
STOP THE COUNT
How high can my puts go? How bad can the market get?
>>49682003Suck start a shotgun troon
Stock coughing!! They sell when you cough!! Be more confident!!!
mirin the starry night laptop
>talks>market dropsI preferred it when niggas couldn't talk
Is it too late to buy DRIP??
>>49682067lol triple leverage + chop loss + theta decayreverse obama momma bermuda swaps nigga
THE SPEECH PAGES ARE SHAKING
>>49682065It's already stated they want at least 175 bps more this year to "combat" bad stuff
>>49682067Hmmm could it be that it is leveraged?
HIS HANDS ARE LITERALLY SHAKINGWTF IS HAPPENING
>>49682078EVERYONE IS PRICED OUT
i just bought the dip
>>49682095I found it funny there was so much cope prior about it being 50 bps. lol. lmao
Post Dumpwell memes
PCE 4% NEXT YEAR?I CALL BS
Markets seem okay, were not crashing.probably going green by the end of the week
This doesn't even make sense
>JPow starts speaking an DOW immediately dropped 150 pointHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8TyIEAqps
>>49682112Terminal lung cancer confirmed
>>49681963I'm a crypto degen, but I think I want to buy some stocks rn while the market is redI have $10k to invest, and I was thinking about dropping about $3k into TSLA - the rest I'm not sure. Maybe some cannabis stocks? Long term hold of course...Also what app do you guys use? I was thinking fidelity or webull, was going to avoid robinhood because of what I heard they did when GME pumped
>>49682067High volatility plus market crashing plus triple leverage.
>>49682133Holy fug you are right, hes shaking in his boots.
>>49682133i love it he knows its fucked
>>49682147These retards have zero idea what they're doing
>>49682147He knows he’s going to crash the markets
I slurped OIL
my hands shake like that when i’m really hungover
HES STUTTERING AND HIS VOICE IS SHAKYITS OFFICIALLY OVER. BOBO YOU WON. JUST MAKE IT STOP
>raise interest rates>inflation still rises for the next 5 to 10 yearsit's over
>STRONGLY COMMITTEDSTRONGLY COMMITTED>STRONGLY COMMITTEDSTRONGLY COMMITTED>STRONGLY COMMITTEDSTRONGLY COMMITTED>STRONGLY COMMITTEDSTRONGLY COMMITTED
J POW SHAKING>ITS AFRAIDJ POW SHAKING>ITS AFRAIDJ POW SHAKING>ITS AFRAIDJ POW SHAKING>ITS AFRAID
>>49682184THE FED IS COPE POSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE'S STUTTERING AND SHAKINGIT'S FUCKING OVER
>>49682147Took the juice?
RAPIDLY EVOLVING ENVIRONMENTDINOSAURS IN 20 MINUTES
SQQQbros, are we comfy?
>>49682205There were reports of Jerome Powell seen shitfaced drunk last night
>>49682198WE'RE LITERALLY GETTING SHOAH'D
SURPRISED TO THE UPSIDE
Want him to read to me every night
Lol he's shaking like /smg/ talking to a woman.
time to buy consumer staples like mcdonalds and walmartbrokies back to the poorhouse
>>49682188oh, so every retarded move possible. Yeah, you're definitely a crypto degenerate..
lets hope he strokes out on camera for ultra crash
They promise inflation will rapidly go down next year guys! Pinky promise! We have to buy back in now while the slurping is good!
POWELL WILL GET A HEART ATTACK ON STAGE LISTEN TO HIS SPEACH.
>>49682250I don't feel so good rn
>>49682234Just don't cry Jerome, please don't cry...
>>49682089It was, and if you weren't a retard you could have timed peak oil. Too bad!
>>49682188TSLA is overvalued, and marijuana stocks are a great way to throw money into a burning pit of fire. At least buy some lame value stocks like KO, PEP, or energy stocks. Some tech stocks are good deals or close to it, like GOOGL.
WHAT ARE THESE SCHIZO DOTS
>>49682279i mean what is he supposed to say, that everythings fucked?
Holy shitI don't think that's really JeromeI think it's a render from Unreal engine or somethingWHAT HTE FUCKLook at his hair! You can see the polygons!
Fucking algos going crazy
AHAHAHA THAT SPY PUMP
>>49682303DO NOT INTRERPRET THE DOT.
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE MARKET JUST GIGAPUMPED
love watching this volume
powell is literally shaking
>>49682250I have my entire net worth of $15k in SQQQ and i do not feel it is enough
THAT FUCKING GAP UP
WHY IS HE LITERALLY SHAKING SO MUCH?
>LARGER RATE HIKES NOT COMMONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What did they just say brosit's going up
Officially up to 4% now... Some of you guys are alright, don't buy anything this year...
Le algo face
bond prices plummeting cause short term yields to rise and yield curve to invert, a warning of recession
>75bps hikes not expected to be common75bps hikes not expected to be common>75bps hikes not expected to be common75bps hikes not expected to be commonRALLY'S BACK ON, BOYS
This market holy fuck
I'm literally shaking right now
75 on table for next meeting
I KNEW HE WOULD SAVE US
How is he read his papers when he is shaking them so much?
>>49682318he legit has microsoft sam voice.
>>49682326HE PROMISED RESPONSIBILITY
>>49682188all in SOXL
QQQ bros WTF was that?!?!?!
>>49682267Well then what do you recommend for long term?I felt like the retard move would be investing in GME or streaming service companies because there's so many of them>>49682302What's a good price for TSLA?And yeah I have no idea about cannabis stocks in general, I just figure legalization might be coming in more states eventually..and GOOGL isn't overvalued?
Bitcoin moving just like a fucking index
>>49682300Is it really finally time to short oil? I want to buy some DRIP
>SLOW BLEED CONFIRMEDIt’s fucking over, exact opposite of what 90% of Wall Street wanted
>>49682188Listen burv. Tesla is a car company with 25% margins. When that margin dumps to industry average of 2% you are going to lose al your money. All of it.
>>49682365Calm down Jerome
>>49682326CERTAINLY... UPSIDE.... CERTAINLY.... UPSIDE.... STABILITY
TIME FOR QWUESTIONS
Fed balance sheet is being reduced, 50 to 75 bps at future meetings, blaming Russia and China, etc. Enjoy the exit pump, bulls.
its a schizo world and youre all just voices in the wind
I'M GIVING IT ALL SHES GOT CAPTAIN!!!
>>49682397THE FUCKING ROBOTS DONT KNOW HAHAHAHAHAITS CREAMED, ITS DONE, ALL DOLLAR DEBT WILL DEFAULT AND NOBODY WILL USE THE DOLLAR ANYMORE
>>49682376MS has a new Azure powered voice that's used in MSFS and it's weird as fuck.
INFLATION IS AT 7% BUT THE RATES ARE AT 3.4? HOW CAN THIS INFLATION BE STOPPED?
I dislike Powell and I dislike Republicans
>>49682300>oil already peakedlol and the market already bottomed
Has he mentioned blacks? If he starts talking about blacks, it's over.
>MR POWELL, DOES THE S&P 500 SHIT AND PISS
S n P is back up? wtf
>>49682292Recession ahead? Look at the yield curve and consumer confidence
golden bull run begins nowGOGOGO
>merely the possibility of a 50 bps instead of a 75 bps hike next meeting is enough for a 0.6% SPY swing for the algos
>>49682457inflation is at 8.6 bruv. But dont worry, its transitory.
Ladies and Gentlemen, a speech.*Ahem*FUCK BULLSFUCK YOUR CALLSAND MOST OF ALL FUCK THE FED
ITS MOOOOING ITS GOING TO MARS
I don't know what is going on anymore.
>>49682473He did raise it high enough.
buy buy buy
>>49682486it caused crude to pump almost $2 lmfao
It’s the melt up
Why is Jerma there
why's he so nervous bros?
Based JPow saved our stonks again
>>49682459that's fine you'll be removed and placed in a country with your own people
I DONT KNOW WHAT HE SAID BUT BUY BUY BUY BUY
SQQQ bros, I don't feel so good
>>49682089that's a man
>>49682459You also dislike being a man but you will always be one.
>>49682355Literally a nothingburger who gives a fuck. RAISE VOLKCER FROM THE DEAD
will the jews finally pump my small caps?
market sussin on god fr
>>49681914>HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKENHe made the mistake of holding the papers in his hand instead of leaving on the podiumpapers shaking like fuck.He's beyond rattledit's ogre
blowing out stops on both sides for any leveraged short term trades.
>>49682457Because QT just barely started & oil supply will improve every month
This is the first time in a while I've felt like Jpow is actually saying something meaningful.
JESUS CHRIST THIS MARKET IS INSANE LET ME OFF, 2% SWING IN 15 MINUTES
Just lost everythingcya
>>49682188Holy fuck you degenerate literally just go buy an index fund. And go eat some vegetables.
>>49682404>Well then what do you recommend for long term?ammo
IT KEEPS GOING UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is what they call a short cover rally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUDDY, LOOK AT THE SOXL COMPUTER
>>49682535I dont know but he was making me nervous watching those hands shake.
Nobody really thinks this pump will last do they? What a total scam
BOBOYOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD MAKE ME LOSE MONEY?!I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING AND A POUND OF FLESH
>WHY NOT GO FOR A FULL PERCENTAGE POINTWHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!
SOXL is healing my bastardsthe village is saved
>>49682535He knows he is only delaying the inevitable. this pump wont last the week
How about you just calm down?
KEK they really basically just pivoted with inflation this high, unbelievable but hardly unexpected.
NEW HIGHS, POWELL BE PUMPINGBUY BUY BUY
>median inflation for 2022 is 5.2%Lmao, wagies gonna rope.
>>49682415Cope seeth dilate and capitulate
>>49682300>TA fags>hurr durr draw lines that agree with me>trust the line bros, the saudi's, china, economy, inflation, all react accordingly to the lines
>>49682529that's Jerma's sister
It's over bobo. The meltup is here
Fuck. I missed buying Call Options at the bottom
GO SHORT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Bobo what are you doing
>>49682544Just hold silly, this shit is going in the gutter for at least half a year
WHATS GOING ON!?!?!?!
>gina smialek new york times>cute voice asking questions>look her up>actually cute
>>49682564What did you do
>>49682594to the moon sirs
>>49682593At least she said percentage point and not "one percent."
>All these permabulls buying into an exit pumpYou just never learn.
>>49682635t. desperate bobo
>>49682544I just got liquidated and lost everything I gained on monday.
>>49682650I'd like to hike her, iykwim
>>49682457because they can't print commodities but they can destroy demand with a depression
So they chose hyperinflation….
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NAMEFAG THAT KEEPS SAYING TO BUY PUTS LMAO BOBOS HEEMED
>BREAKING NEWS>DAVID SOXL CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES
>>49682188Not sure whether to tell you to nibble at any vanguard dump and safer dividends or just encourage you to do what you want and lose it all.
>>49682618Just watch faggot, same thing happened at the last FOMC
>>49682529>Jerma getting Powell to inflate away his debts
Welp I'm priced out for today
JEROME IS GOING IN
>drop 3% to price in 0.75>roll back 2.2% because it's just the one 0.75Mumushits are euphoric
All in spy putsliterally free money
GAYSEX BROS, THEY ARE NOW CHANGING THE NARRATIVE TO WHITE WOMEN
GO GREEN XLE GO GO GO GO GO
Y the fuck is the market pumping
Holy fuck the SQQQ dump. I made the wrong gamble today.
>>49682664Whats an exit pump
Watch and learn
>>49682535He saw a girl he liked in the crowd.
>>49682650What kind of favors did she do for jpow to get to the front of the line?
SELL ALL YOUR CALLS TODAY. DO NOT HOLD PAST TODAY
>>49682715$385 is the perfect short
DAVID SOXL RELEASED FROM PRISON
THEY'RE DUMPING THE ENTIRE FED BALANCE SHEET INTO STOCKS AAAAAAAAA
>>49682722or did you...Just wait an hour
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
WHY IS EVERYTHING PUMPING?!?!?WTF STOCKS, GOLD, BITCOIN, EVERYTHIGN?!?IS POWELL A WIZARD?!?
>He didn't bet the house on Jerome PUMPING the marketJust remember to buy puts for the following few weeks
POWELL DID IT HE SAVED THE REPUBLIC NEXT MEETING HE WILL BE WEARING A BEAR HEAD FOR A HAT
what caused this?
Harbnigger of the meltup
>>49682620Trust the line? I chose the price myself anon, I sold when I reached the price level I preordained and posted in /smg/ a month ago, I timed the top just as timed the bottom in '20.I just posted picrel with SPY 415 end of next week prediction. Start paying attention.
>>49682743Was it the qt3.14 reporter?
What the FUCK is going on
Options bid-ask spreads are WILD right now.
Yeah, im thinking we are back ARKchads
>I'd like to introduce the key decision influencer behind our FED meetings, usually in the marshes at night we consult 'Heck the toad' as we are now calling him>all questions please direct them toward Heck the toad and not myself
oh god, no
REAL ESTATE BROS
I audibly giggled "get fucked bobo" and my dad just heard and asked me who bobo was kek
>>49682772Market is pumping because something happened "as expected" it's basically buy the hype and sell the news.Last time we did something like this we dumped like a rock the remaining week. I'm not buying here until next week
>>49682650>>49682743I'd be nervous if she was in the room too
>>49682772This is how Jerome beats inflation, by making asset prices go up. Trust the plan
>>49682717NOOOOOOOOOO GAY SEX BROS WE ARE LOSING THE NARRATIVE BATTLE TO ROASTIES
>>49682833what is it fren?
>>49682846you have to be at least 18 years of age to post here
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO BUY PUTS
>>49682747insider here.it was feet pics.
BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT CHUDS
>>49682729This... These faggot will be crying tomorrow and next week on why didn’t they sell today :^)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS ACTUALLY THAT!!!!!?????
>IT WAS A BEAR TRAP>PRICED IN
>>49682535>why's he so nervous bros?This is a make or break moment. If they don't restore confidence with their moves these next 2 months, we're either going into hyperinflation or a deflationary bust.Powell is trying to run a race along a tightrope with his shoelaces untied.
>>49682772short term increase on a positivity speachtraders are using it to benefit a few percentthen they will dump
this wont last. this is fake
>cutie asks a question>Jerome "juju magik" Powell becomes visibly less nervous>markets up
>>49682790>I timed the top just as timed the bottom in '20Never happened though for the sake of my portfolio I'll back you up on SPY 415
>be fed>last month, we gonna hike 50bps>market rallies for a few days>later, market shits itself. bear territory>today, hike 75pbs, contrary to what they said>oh uh yeah 75pbs was totally a one off, 50bps next time for sure goy>market rallies again>"efficient market"
What the fuck?!
>>49682787LITERALLY a big green dildo
Did powell really say he wants to punish shorts??
>>49682635Yeah last meeting this same shit happened and it was an ugly dump the next day. Unironically think it's the PPT stepping in to save face for the Fed.
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
raise rates but pump the market with support purchases, this is genius move by jirome
we're fucking dumping lol
you had your fun bobo.
Cheap puts just because he said ‘responsibility’
OUT OF MY WAY NIGGERS
>>49682336congrats on new networth of $12k
Hey mumu, buddy, a word if you will?
I DIDN'T BAKE THIS AND IT'S RETARDED BUT GO ANYWAY>>49681992>>49681992>>49681992>>49681992
>>49682787my market order
>"does 3.8-4% break the back of inflation">"I-I-I think it's possible, we'll find out when we get there"KEK
>POWELL JUST SAID INFLATION IS BECAUSE OF WAR AND SUPPLY ISSUESMARKET SAVED
>>49682729Market makers drawing in smaller fish so they can dump their bags on them. There was no good news presented here.
THE MARKET PUMPS UNTIL EVERY AFRICAN AMERICAN GETS A JOB - JEROME POWELL CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE
MUMU HAVE MERCY
Yawn pathetic pump
>inflation comes down sharply in the next coming yearsLOOOL
i see dow 40k by july
euro contagion is back on the menu boys
>>49682941True I was 4 minutes early. It bottomed with fed sentiment, it wasn't that hard to do.
Trash rally/short squeeze has commencedA few names:$SNAP +11%$COIN +8% $MSTR +8%$TSLA +6%$ETSY +7%
>>49682919Hyperinflation is only possible in failed states. Unless the US sees a revolution or a civil war or something along those lines hyperinflation is not on the table. Zero percent possbility.
>>49682363Don't get your hopes up gents, just gap filling is all
>Uh Uh Uhm uh maybe we’ll see what happens>t. The guy ruining all your financial prospects
Am I based or what?Doing the right thing to fight inflation while hinting of a more hawkish stance and delivering an already priced in hike.Pair that with supply chains getting back to normal, Russia getting that they want (Europe won't survive winter without gas on the free market) and fear of Covid wanning.If you survive what's left of summer YGMI big time.
>>49683132Yeah. These type of moves are not bullish. It's just an indication that markets that are extremely well hedged won't crash.
VIX gonna be around low of day at SPX close today.Captcha:>P0M8P
>>49682687All they had to do was 200bp move. To pussy to do that. I like how they just changed their mandate to be about muh jobs too so they have an excuse to not do anything about inflation.
>>49683165US under Biden is a failed state.
>>49683396shut the fuck up poltard
>>49683424where's the lie though
>>49683424Nah he's right. I don't blame Biden for it all, but a clearly demented old man that spent his whole life in government not giving a fuck is the perfect face for the end of post-WWII America.
>>49683525>>49683481>>49683449end of post ww2 is not a failed statecall me when's there's local warlords with private armies fucking idiots
>wage increases in lone with 2% inflationDid we just get transported back to 1950?
anybody baking?someone check the oven
>>49683591lol no one's going to want to call you
>>49683591Like they had in Weimar? Or was that not hyperinflation according to your headcanon
>>49683591Decedent age of US is over.All you have to look forward to is; hunger, blood letting & chaos.After that, a Caesar will arise (he'll be military) & will restore the order people crave at the price of their obedience.US is finished man, fuckin' gutted from the inside.it's a multi polar world, China is emerging as the new super power, soon to be reserve currency, US has to battle it out with Russia for 2nd place
>>49683851lol sure bud
>>49683851There isn't going to be an alternative to the dollar for a really long time if ever. Who wants to put their money in a state where the judicial system is basically run by party lawyers and judges?
>>49684207as opposed to the corrupt US that just prints money endlessly & sanctions everyone?ok man