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SOON.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49678418

>> No.49679885
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49679885

It's over, that was the last exit pump

>> No.49679900

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49679905
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49679905

>> No.49679909

FIVE MINUTES

>> No.49679915

mommy

>> No.49679916
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49679916

It's been an honor trading with you bros.

>> No.49679918

I WAS DRUNK WHEN I WOKE UP, LET"S FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.49679923

>>49679854
remember, they aren't women

>> No.49679926
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49679926

Fire Jerome Powell now!

That idiot screwed us too many times!

>> No.49679927

50 bps check’em

>> No.49679930
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49679930

>"BORROWERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this PCE range before. There could be BORROWERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BORROWERS" he thought. Self Portrait by Rainbow reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $900,000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of activity in the economy. "With a multitrillion dollar balance sheet, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.49679933
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49679933

>> No.49679934

WHERE IS THE STREAM

>> No.49679938

75 bps, 50 later this year. Sees signs of moderating. Could adjust down if necessary.

We moon

>> No.49679941
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49679941

>mfw Powell does a surprise cut

>> No.49679943

Thank god the markets are closed tomorrow

>> No.49679944
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49679944

Who else full chaos mode?

>> No.49679949
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49679949

PLS DOOOOMPPP IT

>> No.49679948

I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.49679955

Rolling for the End!!!

>> No.49679957
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49679957

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

>> No.49679960
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49679960

PPT SELLING DOLLARS AS FAST AS THEY CAN

>> No.49679963

Jpow is gonna say the n-word and walk away

>> No.49679962
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49679962

Inshallah 1000 bp rate hike and BTC finally goes negative

>> No.49679965

>>49679934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

>> No.49679969

125 BPS HIKE AND THE FED IS MARKET SELLING ALL OF ITS TREASURIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.49679971

PLACE YOUR BETS

LAST CHANCE

>> No.49679977
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49679977

its been an honour frens

>> No.49679991
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49679991

>>49679891
Pump it is

>> No.49679992

WHEN THE FUCK IS ANYTHING HAPPENING?

>> No.49679993

>POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
>POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS

>> No.49679997

>>49679971
50BP

>> No.49679999

>that very quick btc spike up

>> No.49680000

something leaked?

>> No.49680006
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49680006

>>49679944

>> No.49680007

>>49679971
100 bepis

>> No.49680017
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49680017

>>49679977
f

>> No.49680016

>>49679971
75 is easy money

>> No.49680018

>>49679955
my body is ready!!!!

>> No.49680020
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49680020

>Get ready for one of the largest intraday Bart Simpson you’ve ever seen

>> No.49680024
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>>49679965
Thanks!

>"FED" right in the Youtube url

LOL

>> No.49680029
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49680029

>>49679957
SUFFERING

>> No.49680028

I have my puts let’s go

>> No.49680030
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49680030

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck your calls

>> No.49680033

Bought 0dte nasdaq 11300 puts.

>> No.49680042
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49680042

+++ BREAKING +++

>> No.49680046

>>49679644
bidenflation is a big talking point they need to make sure they keep the moderates and rich people are only like 8% of the voters

>> No.49680047

>>49680000
THIS DICK LEAKED

>> No.49680053

>>49679993
9000 BASED POINT RAISE

>> No.49680057

+0.625% :^)

>> No.49680062

>>49679971
They're gonna pussy out after what happened yesterday and only do 50 calling it now

>> No.49680065

>>49679854
>Sources familiar with the matter confirmed that in an unprecedented move, the federal reserve rate will be increased by increments of 125 basis points for the next 3 consecutive months

>> No.49680064
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49680064

>he's a bull prepper who thinks gas being the same price as minimum wage this summer is somehow not going to lead to a dire recession

>> No.49680067

Are you ready for your portfolio to be completely wiped today?

>> No.49680072
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49680072

HERE WE GO!!!

>> No.49680081

can't stop shitting friends :(

>> No.49680082

>>49680062
BUDDY DO YOU THINK THEY CARE ABOUT APPLE COMPUTER?

>> No.49680085

>>49679909
isn't it 30 minutes?

>> No.49680086
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49680086

>>49679991
it appears so

>> No.49680090

>>49679965
That chill music for what is basically the financial apocalypse just made me let out a single loud laugh

>> No.49680092

Just opened 10k straddles

>> No.49680093
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49680093

>>49680067
n-no

>> No.49680094

gut feeling: sudden drop in U.S. equity market was abrupt adjustment to reality of 75 bps raise today vs. prior expectations for 50. stocks can drift higher for 3-4 weeks after today.

>> No.49680096

>>49680067
i'm 50/50 soxl/soxs
i'm ready for anything

>> No.49680095

JEROME WHIP THOSE NIGGERS

>> No.49680101
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49680101

Gentlemen, it has been an honor and a privilege.

>> No.49680103
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49680103

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINUTES LEAKED

>> No.49680105
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49680105

>Media posts it on Twitter before it gets announced
>Deletes tweet
Jews gonna jew

>> No.49680111

ONE MINUTE LEFT AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49680119
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49680119

Comfy, moisturized, in my lane, living my best life. Thank you Mr. Powell, thank you Bobo.

>> No.49680121

>>49680085
It’s 1 hour, we have to hear about black employment numbers first

>> No.49680123

>>49679993
That just means next meeting we get a staggering 71% cut. Bullish.

>> No.49680129

30 SECONDS

>> No.49680131
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49680131

>NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA KID
>OUR DOLLARINOS ARE BACKED UP BY OUR 11 CARRIERS
>YEAH, AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>WE WILL NEVER HAVE AN ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
>KEEP BUYING THE MARKET OOOORAAAAH

>> No.49680135

>The wealthy farmer has been banned from entering an African country where he has a history of leaving death in his wake. (Bill Gates)

>> No.49680140

>>49680085
No that’s the Q&A... 20 seconds

>> No.49680144

>>49680111
>111
>one minute left

Jesus

>> No.49680148
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49680148

too late for oil? was eyein up shell. if everything is collapsing then fuck it I need ammo

>> No.49680156

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49680162

75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS

>> No.49680164
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49680164

>>49680067
wipe out my folio once, shame on me, wipe out my folio twice, cant get folio wiped again

>> No.49680166

WTFWT

>> No.49680167

WTFWT?

>> No.49680176

>>49680042
>+++ BREAKING: THE ECONOMY +++

>> No.49680178

>btc is moving directly in line with the SPY, which is moving directly in line with some of my penny shit stocks
completely organic market we got here huh boys?

>> No.49680181

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.49680186

what is it?!?!?

>> No.49680187

PPT OFFERING BLOWJOBS, $5 USD ONLY THOUGH, DOING THEIR PART

>> No.49680192

HOLY SHIT I'M ALREADY DOWN 70%

>> No.49680199

>>49680092
SNIB SNIB NIGGER

>> No.49680201

75!!!!!

>> No.49680202

CAM ON JEROME SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

>> No.49680206
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49680206

When is this nightmare going to be over?

I want my healthy economy back.

>> No.49680213

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680215

POOMP IT

>> No.49680218
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49680218

>75
>75
>75
>75
>75
>75

>> No.49680219

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>> No.49680222

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49680223

MY PUTS?!?!?!??!?!?!

>> No.49680224

75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP

>> No.49680232
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49680232

>>49679941
>SURPRICE NEGATIVE RATES

>> No.49680233

50 BPS LFG!!!!!

>> No.49680239

>>49680202
HE SCORED 75 FACKIN GOALS IN A GAME

CAM ON!!!!1

>> No.49680240
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49680240

Post decent youtube stream ploxxx

>> No.49680241
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49680241

MY SQQQ WILL PRINT HARD EOD

>> No.49680248

WHAT IS IT???????????

>> No.49680249

MOONING

>> No.49680250
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49680250

HOLY CHRIST THIS VOLATILITY

>> No.49680252

>>49680206
Should have voted for trump

>> No.49680257
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49680257

>tfw already down £18k as we speak

>> No.49680258
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49680258

0.75% COMFIRMED FUCK YOU MUMU

>> No.49680259
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49680259

>>49680090
Elevator music is the perfect background to societal collapse.

>> No.49680260

what to do If my girlfriend says she can't do weekends only half distance anymore? I still have so much fun with her and thought this was only the beginning :(. I wanna try my best but she seems so distant...

>> No.49680263

75 bps and were mooning

hahahahah fuck all the bears moneys still historically cheap

>> No.49680271
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49680271

great stream

>> No.49680272
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49680272

>> No.49680275

>75
ITS OVER

>> No.49680277

What the fuck is happening to the stream.

>> No.49680278
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49680278

Oink oink.

>> No.49680281
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49680281

I just noticed that how the market reacts depends on the tie color powell is wearing.

>> No.49680283

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

>> No.49680284

dump it

>> No.49680285
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49680285

30 Minutes
Lets fucking go!

>> No.49680286

>>49680224
Fuck this im out

>> No.49680287

THE ROOF
THE ROOF
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

>> No.49680288

NOW DOOMP IT

>> No.49680289

whatever happens ill lose money so just do the opposite of me
>long uvxy

>> No.49680293

>>49680263
look again

>> No.49680292

-25BP
QE BROS WE WON

>> No.49680294
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49680294

LMAO GET FUCKED

>> No.49680298
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49680298

SELL SELL SELL
SELL IT ALL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.49680299
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49680299

>>49680206
until you hang everyone with a gov paycheck, never

>> No.49680297

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET PUMPING!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49680305
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49680305

>75
>75
>75
>75

>> No.49680307

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!!??!

>> No.49680310

>>49679941
This guy’s good

>> No.49680313

>>49680271
Thank God I thought I was the only one

>> No.49680314

WE DUMP WE DUMP WE DUMP

>> No.49680316

>BUDGET CUTS SO BAD THEY CAN'T EVEN FUND THE STREAM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49680320

DO YOUR JOB JEROME, LIQUIDATE THE CRYPTO FAGS

>> No.49680322

>- Interest Rate On Reserves Balances Raised To 1.65% From 0.90%
Not sure if this was expected to almost double.

>> No.49680324

IM EXTREMELY FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

>> No.49680331
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49680331

THE MAD LADS DID IT

>> No.49680330

>the stream is shitting itself
not a good sign

>> No.49680335

BASED JEROME

>> No.49680333

I have no idea what move to make. This is so fucky.

>> No.49680336

The Committee seeks to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run. In support of these goals, the Committee decided to raise the target range for the federal funds rate to 1‑1/2 to 1-3/4 percent and anticipates that ongoing increases in the target range will be appropriate. In addition, the Committee will continue reducing its holdings of Treasury securities and agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities, as described in the Plans for Reducing the Size of the Federal Reserve's Balance Sheet that were issued in May. The Committee is strongly committed to returning inflation to its 2 percent objective.

>> No.49680337
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49680337

>> No.49680341

>>49680271
It’s over

>> No.49680342

FED BEATS ON EARNINGS

>> No.49680343

>>49680297
Sell the expectation, buy the news.

>> No.49680353

AND BACK UP WE GO AGAIN

>> No.49680355
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49680355

JEROME!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49680360

>>49680313
It's as fucked as we are

>> No.49680361
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49680361

>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE

>> No.49680362
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49680362

Does this statement hold true today?

>> No.49680364

Apparently the markets wanted 75?????

>> No.49680367
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49680367

>>49680307
The creature from the Jekyll island

>> No.49680368

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

>> No.49680372
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49680372

Well shit.

>> No.49680375
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49680375

>>49680281
Yes

>> No.49680374

market's having a stroke

>> No.49680376
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49680376

>>49680307
Algos... we dump in less than 5 min

>> No.49680377

I have not fucking idea what is going on

>> No.49680378

[doki doki]
H-how bad is it

>> No.49680391

Fed Officials See Inflation of 5.2% at End of 2022; 2.6% for 2023

THE RECESSION IS OFF THE TABLE. Soft landing boys.

Start buying that dip

>> No.49680395

EAT MY SHORTS

>> No.49680396
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49680396

UP OR DOWN WHERE ARE WE GOING

>> No.49680398

MASSIVE DILDO ON VIX ITS OVER SELL WHILE YOU CAN

>> No.49680400
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49680400

BUY YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

>> No.49680401

down we go

>> No.49680402

>>49680148
woah I think I know that chick

>> No.49680407

STREAM LINK?

>> No.49680408
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49680408

ITS THE FINAL BATTLE
MUMU VS BOBO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680413

DOW? MORE LIKE DOWN, HOLY FUCK

>> No.49680414

>>49680272
TARGET OF 1.5 - 1.75 OMG

>> No.49680415
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49680415

>>49680331
ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S UNLEASHED

>> No.49680419

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP

>> No.49680420

Should I buy some puts on qqq to Prepare for the meeting??

>> No.49680421

SCHIZO MARKET

WHAT DO THE VOICES SAY NOW

>> No.49680425

>>49680364
priced in on monday

>> No.49680427
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49680427

>>49680378
75bps.

>> No.49680430

SOFT LANDING CONFIRMED

>> No.49680434

LOOK AT THIS VOLATILITY
LOOK AT THE VIX
UP AND DOWN

>> No.49680438

jerked off all morning, what did I miss? was it good i bought energy stocks?

>> No.49680439

Look at the IV lmao

>> No.49680443

>pumps 1% in a single candle
>imemdeadly dumps again
>doesn't elaborate any further
>crabs

>> No.49680447
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49680447

>>49680378
PRICED
N

>> No.49680446

I think there would've been a lot of short covering no matter what the rate hike was.

>> No.49680449

HOLD. SHIT IS HOLDING. SHIT IS PRICED IN.

>> No.49680450

WHAT ABOUT BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

>> No.49680454
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49680454

JEROME SAMA NOT LIKE THIS!!

>> No.49680458

Somebody post the schizo cat gifs

>> No.49680477
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49680477

VIX HALTED WTF WTF WTF

>> No.49680482

>>49680447
I

>> No.49680484

>>49680450
Its too low!

>> No.49680485

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680488

VIX HALTED LMAO

>> No.49680492

its DROPPPIINNNNNGNGGGGG

>> No.49680495

>>49679965
>play the propaganda where the fed is totally not a bank run cartel!!!

>> No.49680498

SEND IT TO HELL

>> No.49680502

*unsheaths katakana*
The bad times have begun, bros.

>> No.49680504
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49680504

Yeah it's a fat dump

>> No.49680503

>spike exactly at 2:00
Uh oh someone forgot to delay that fake pump by 30 minutes

>> No.49680506

SPY HALTED SPY HALTED

>> No.49680510

>>49680477
lmao just VIX my shit up senpai

>> No.49680519
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49680519

>>49680458

>> No.49680522

GOD DAMMIT SNIBS

NOBODY WANTED THIS

>> No.49680528
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49680528

>75bps
yep it's official, recession time gents

>> No.49680526

>>49680482
GREAT NUMBERS REPORTED ON FED EARNINGS

>> No.49680530

VOLMAGEDDON IS HERE

>> No.49680533

HOLD YOU FAGGOTS

>> No.49680534

TIME TO DUMP AND GIVE ME MY SQQQ MONEY CHUMPS

>> No.49680540

ITS DUMPING AGAIN LOOOOOL

HOLY SHIT

>> No.49680543

RUN FOR THE EXITS HOLY FUCK THE FED IS RETARDED AND CRIMINAL

>> No.49680548
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49680548

HERE WE GO!!!!

>> No.49680549

New highs on the DXY

>> No.49680553

BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING

>> No.49680566
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49680566

boom

>> No.49680567

>>49680391
Holy based

>> No.49680568
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49680568

BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN

>> No.49680571

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.49680572

Am I missing something? The stream isn't live yet.

>> No.49680579
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49680579

>> No.49680578

SPY PUTS SPY PUTS

>> No.49680580

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???????!!!!!!! BUY OR SELL???!!! ARGHHHHHH

>> No.49680583

BYE BYE

RALLY OVER

>> No.49680593

BUDDY LOOK AT US02Y COMPUTER

>> No.49680595

EURO COLLAPSE.
WE CRASH NOW

>> No.49680597

HOW COULD JPOW LIE!?

>> No.49680599
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49680599

It's over.

>> No.49680601
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49680601

CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
#CRATERGANG

>> No.49680603

WHY ARE WE DUMPING?
THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING
HOW WAS THIS NOT PRICED IN

>> No.49680606

Bears lose.

>> No.49680607

>>49680477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
Thread theme

>> No.49680612
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49680612

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49680611

WHAT THE ***FUCK*** WAS THAT?!

>> No.49680617

>>49680580
GET INTO THE VIX RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.49680618
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49680618

>>49680572
Data was released and the bots are going haywire.

>> No.49680620
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49680620

What happened at these 2 key points in the stock market?

>> No.49680625

>>49680580
BUY YOU FUCKERS IT WAS A BEAR TRAP

>> No.49680627

Powell is a traitor to the USA. He needs to be locked up and put on trial for treason. This moron is single handedly destroying our country. I would not be surprised to learn if he has ties to Russia or China.

Fire. Powell. IMMEDIATELY.

>> No.49680628

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ABOUT THAT DXY
IF YOU WERE NOT SHORT GTFO BIZ

>> No.49680631
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49680631

IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHEN DDO I SELL MY SQQQ?????!!

>> No.49680633
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49680633

DOW? MORE LIKE OW

>> No.49680635
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49680635

>DXY

>> No.49680636

ITS NOT HAPPENING

ITS NOT HAPPENING

>> No.49680637

>>49680421
MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!1

>> No.49680638

MARKET IS NOW NEGATIVE

>> No.49680641

JEROOOOOME

SAVE US

>> No.49680644

IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED

>> No.49680645
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49680645

Why is everyone shouting nothing's happening yet

>> No.49680649

Holy shit it's savage

>> No.49680652
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49680652

>THAT DUMP

>> No.49680655

>>49680572
2:30 but i guess the market’s assuming the worst

>> No.49680654

SELL SELL SELL
WAIT NO BUY BUY BUY
HOLD ON SELL SELL SELL
ACTUALLY BUY BUY BUY
MY BAD SELL SELL SELL

>> No.49680659

>>49680618
Where is the data released?

>> No.49680663
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49680663

THIS IS THE END

2008 COLLAPSE 2.0 IS HERE

SELL OFF YOUR WIVES

SELL OFF YOUR GFS

LOCK YOUR DOORS

KISS YOUR DOGGOS GOODBYE

>> No.49680662

they havent released anything yet why are you all larping

>> No.49680664
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49680664

FLOOOOOOOD TANKSSSSSSSS

>> No.49680668

NOOOOOOO THIS WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED I HAVE TO SELL ALL MY ASSETS IMMEDIATELY

>> No.49680667

CRASH
INCOMING

>> No.49680669
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49680669

>>49680580
if you were a /cash/bro you wouldn't be in this dilemma

>> No.49680672

WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY

>> No.49680673

>>49680572
decision was announced 7 minutes ago

jerome speaks in 23 minutes

>> No.49680674
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49680674

>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
I told you mumu’s

>> No.49680681

https://vocaroo.com/1eKYiTTjW3wu

>> No.49680684

bobros. I took your advice. thanks for everything.

>> No.49680685

NOW WE WAIT FOR UPDATED GUIDANCE ON FUTURE RATES. RATES GOING HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

>> No.49680687

>>49680603
THEY ARE HIKING INTO AN INFLATIONARY RECESSION RETARD
N O W H E R E IS SAFE

>> No.49680697
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49680697

Don't look at the charts

>> No.49680702

>>49680603
YOU RETARD, WHAT WE KNEW WAS THAT THE FED FUCKED UP, NOW THEY PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO IT

>> No.49680705

>>49680603
>THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING

How well do you know the American mindset?

Being told its coming != it's coming

>> No.49680708

TEAM HEEM

>> No.49680709

>>49680662
They released the rates, 75bps

>> No.49680710
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49680710

Anyone who thinks this is priced in is genuinely retarded. don't listen to the talking heads on main stream media. They are trying to get you to hold their bags.

>> No.49680712

>>49680631
early 2023, unironically

>> No.49680714
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49680714

How do you call this pattern?

>> No.49680717

>>49680620
e thots asking for which stocks to buy on twitter

>> No.49680720
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49680720

Why are you guys pretending to be retarded?

>> No.49680722

>>49680659
Journoniggers

>> No.49680723

MARKETS RED LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.49680730
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49680730

WHAT IS THIS TREND CALLED /BIZ/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49680735

>>49680662
The bots were configured to buy/sell and post at exactly 2:00, they forgot about the 30 minute delay

>> No.49680736

BTC < 20K will take the market down with it.

>> No.49680737
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49680737

EXUBERANCE

WE WARNED YOU
NOT TO GET

HOOKED

>> No.49680742
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49680742

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680743

>>49679971
75

>> No.49680745
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49680745

>>49680396
AND DOWN IT IS

>> No.49680747

>>49680681
that was a very lovely rendition, sirs

>> No.49680749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bbuuX216Fc

>> No.49680756

>>49680730
The swan has awoken

>> No.49680755

>0.75
Zero chance of a pump. Spy's going to dump like crazy for the rest of the week.

>> No.49680758

A FUCKING HIDDEN TIGER SHOWED UP ON MY BROKERAGE

>> No.49680763

You really can't sell before the tutes. They got the leaks even before the announcement.

>> No.49680760
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49680760

>>49679854
Only pain.

>> No.49680761
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49680761

>even a 75 basis point hike is still dovish, it's less dovish, but it's definitely not hawkish... everyone keeps saying how the Fed has turned hawkish... unless the federal funds rate actually moves higher than the CPI, which it can't... the Federal reserve is trapped... the market still hasn't called the Fed's bluff, people still think the Fed is going to fight inflation. The Fed is actually surrendering to inflation, it's not bringing the fight to inflation... It's only a matter of time before... Zzzzzzzz

>> No.49680764
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49680764

>>49680712
Was thinking the same glad another anon agrees with me will hold this for a long time then love you <3

>> No.49680766

How does 75bps fix inflation? Does anyone actually think the fed has any idea what it’s doing?

>> No.49680767

REMINDER THAT WE DIDN'T CUT IN 2021 BECAUSE MUH MINORITY EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS. THANKS LIBTARDS

>> No.49680768

I FUCKING CALLED IT, DUMP ALL THE WAY TO 0 THEN CEAB RIGHT AT +50. TOMORROW IS THE GIGA DUMP BREAKA

>> No.49680771

Ahhhhh I sold the fucking bear trap again

>> No.49680772

WHERE IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!
WHERE IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!

>> No.49680774

>>49680709
link

>> No.49680775
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49680775

>>49680645
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1537132899509669891
READ NIGGA READ
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

>> No.49680784

whens the ten year going to 4%?

>> No.49680789

>now green again

I want to get off Mr Snibbs' wild ride

>> No.49680791
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49680791

REQUESTING BACKUP NOW

>> No.49680793
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49680793

>>49680710
lmao this but its too late

>> No.49680794

LAST BOTTLE: EMPTIED
WINDOWS: OPENED
LEGS: DANGLING

>> No.49680795

>>49680766
IT DOESNT LMAO AND THE BEST PART IS WE ARE IN A RECESSION NOW TOO HAHAHAHA

>> No.49680797

How the fuck am I still down on UVXY?

>> No.49680807

Buy the dip! (in SQQQ)

>> No.49680809

>>49680105
Real????

>> No.49680817

alright, ALRIGHT, WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
LOOK AT THAT, LOOK. AT. IT

>> No.49680818

Bros this landing is not so soft

>> No.49680823

>>49680579
The watchmojo watermark makes this clip so much better

>> No.49680824

>>49680723
MARKETS GREEN AGAIN LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.49680831
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49680831

>>49680766
>He thinks the government and private corporations care for the general wellbeing of the public
Lol
lmao

>> No.49680830

Guys it's priced in

>> No.49680839

>>49680789
BOTS ARE GOING TO WAR WITH THEMSELEVS. SELL BUY SELL BUY

>> No.49680840

UP WE GO AGAIN
WEEEE

>> No.49680842

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680846

>>49680720
we're pretending?

>> No.49680847

I just want to know if I should average down on my SOXL now or not. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.49680860

how the fuck is DRV down on the day

>> No.49680861
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49680861

>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY

>> No.49680864

anyone notice how fucking amazing these lofi beats from the fed live stream got after being right? fuck these are some GOOD BEATS

>> No.49680869

>largest rate hike in a lifetime
>vix still down

>> No.49680871

>>49680766
It doesn't you cannot change a real material crisis by changing monetary policy. It is just supposed to ease the pain, but americans are so fucking stupid they don't get this and keep artificially pumping their market thinking line goes up it must go up.

>> No.49680872
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49680872

I hope you're ready for 5%

>> No.49680874

Can someone explain to me interest rate does like Im retarded?

>> No.49680876

>>49680809
Yeah, roughly 5 minutes before the announcement from the fed

>> No.49680880
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49680880

>Jerome, is the bear trap set?
>Yes Master. All is proceeding as planned.

>> No.49680881

>markets still green on the day
bobo's seething

>> No.49680885

TOMORROW
WE
CRASH

>> No.49680892

>>49680743
lol

>> No.49680896

>>49680860
Mortgage applications were up this week. Just wait a week it's fine

>> No.49680898

>>49680872
Sorry, I can't read braille

>> No.49680899
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49680899

I'm not baking

>> No.49680903

CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.49680905
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49680905

>>49680775
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680906

>>49680874
NOT RIGHT NOW WE'RE BUSY AAAAAAAing

>> No.49680909
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49680909

>>49680681

>> No.49680920

I need financial collapse

>> No.49680919

>>49680797
Shenanigans plus huge option expiry this Friday making things more complicated

>> No.49680922

>>49680874
like half the companies on the s&poop can't pay their debt if the cost to borrow goes up, which is what a rate hike means

>> No.49680930

>>49680874
money is no longer free
government has to pay interest when it gets a loan now
the higher the interest, the more they have to pay
the more the government debt, the more painful this is

>> No.49680935

Don't forget, the stars are LITERALLY aligned

>> No.49680952
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49680952

IT'S OVER

>> No.49680958
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49680958

only down 1% on bad news that was expected and you're freaking out, convinced that /biz/ is full of adhd zoomers

>> No.49680957

>>49680874
tldr how much money costs to borrow. The issue is that it affects companies that rely on debt to grow. High interest rates = hindered growth for gorilla nigger companies that need debt

>> No.49680963

>>49680681
Bellissimo

>> No.49680962

>>49680935
Elaborate

Also, why would feds do that?

>> No.49680968
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49680968

>>49680681
We like to have fun here.

>> No.49680976

>>49680874
no more gibs. NEETS ARE DOOMED

>> No.49680980

Why is shit and piss 500 still so strong? It couldn't have priced this entire thing in yesterday this is too big

>> No.49680983

>>49680896
Ahh. Short term data weakly overpowering a long term trend.

>> No.49680985

>>49680930
They have to produce growth they don’t have

>> No.49680986

Why is my TMV not moving
fuck you

>> No.49680988

someone BAKE RIGHT NOW

>> No.49680993

>>49680957
Good >>49680957

>> No.49680997

AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.49680996

dow up 0.3%
vix down 6%
mmm mmm i love giving money to wall street

>> No.49680998

>With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
>With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too

>> No.49681000

>>49680958
now that rates went up more than "expected" future rate guidance will need to be updated. this is where the crash begins

>> No.49680999
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49680999

Variable rate debters are about to get fuckin heemed

>> No.49681002

WHERE IS THE STREAM?

>> No.49681007

>>49680957
ah that makes sense. thanks bro

>> No.49681008

>>49680930
Were well under 4% retard

>> No.49681010

>>49680990
>>49680990
>>49680990
FRESH

>> No.49681017
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49681017

TAKE
NOTICE
OF
THIS
CUNT

>> No.49681018

>>49680874
Throwing billions at unprofitable tech startups has a significant cost attached to it now

>> No.49681021
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HOLY FUCK MY HOROSCOPE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED AHHHHHH

>> No.49681024
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>that IV crush on all the options I sold

Check em

>> No.49681029

>>49680681
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.49681037

>>49680958
>expected
Not exactly, it was a fringe rumor. They have literally announced a 50bps hike prior to this

>> No.49681043
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>Fed wants 3 50% and 1 25% by end of year.

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>>49680775
looks like were gonna end green today then

>> No.49681072

How long does it take to be granted chapter 7 bankruptcy

>> No.49681088

>>49680876
Imagine how fucked the small investor is when even the lowest in the chain (MSM) gets to know the numbers before the public. It's so deeply rigged

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>>49680976
Not my gibs! I need a Monkey Poox Stimmie!

>> No.49681111

>>49680864
yep they are dope

>> No.49681171

>SPY and DOW tank
>VIX goes down too

clown market

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>>49680681
lmao
TIME TO GET BACK IN THE PILE TO HAVE GAYSEX TO STOP THE FUTURE

>> No.49681212

>>49680874
Hi, Jack

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>>49681171
oh shit wait my chart didn't update OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49681367

>>49680681
Nice.

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Wow

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I think he's gained weight

>> No.49681661

Why isn't the market blasting higher on this? The NASDAQ should be back It was priced in and the Fed is implying rate cuts by 2024. Why sell now when there will be new ATHs by then? The NASDAQ should be back at 13k already.