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going live in about 30mins at 2:30pm ET

https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

>> No.49679007

>>49678811
hope they got their shit together unlike last time when the cisco stream thing crashed and showed someone's macos desktop

>> No.49679034
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49679034

Interest rates can't hurt me I have an anime girlfriend!

>> No.49679064

https://youtu.be/Azr9FRuFED0

>> No.49679132

>>49678811
Based

>> No.49679158

>chat disabled in the livestream
lame

>> No.49679183
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49679183

>>49679064
>comments deactivated
the absolute state of the fed

>> No.49679189
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49679189

>>49678811
Comments are turned off

>> No.49679305

What are you shorting? I picked DOGE cause if parabolic downward spiral redditfags will hammer that sellbutton

>> No.49679377

>>49679305
I'm short

>> No.49679402
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49679402

member when the fed used to pump our bags in 2020, what a time

>> No.49679492
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49679492

>>49678811
this is the nicest music to what is going to cause the financial apocalypse.
I am max comfy

>> No.49679980

>>49679377
checked and dwarf pilled

>> No.49680063

>>49679007
There is a YouTube stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
macOS desktop sounds horrible. I thought those guys used Gentoo stage2 installs??

>> No.49680100

>>49678811
If dubs, he cuts to 0 and golden bull run starts
Check em

>> No.49680139
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49680139

>>49679007
kek did this really happen, and did we dump afterwards?

>> No.49680149

>>49680100
oh

>> No.49680158

>>49680100
CHECKED

>> No.49680210

>>49680100
kek is clearley here, but even him might not be powerful enough

>> No.49680214

>>49680100
Checked and longed

>> No.49680216

Are the rates announced at 2 or 2:30. Thought the 2:30 was a press conference after

>> No.49680236
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49680236

>>49678811
>Fed chairman gets up
>Walks to the podium
>Clears his throat and starts to speak
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>> No.49680253

THE FUCKING STREAM DOESNT WORK

>> No.49680262
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49680262

>>49680100
checked and witnessed

>> No.49680265

Cool livestream fucking boomers

>> No.49680276
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49680276

whoa, so that is the power of tax money well spent

>> No.49680282

75bps confirmed

>> No.49680301

Is it lagging for everyone?

>> No.49680309
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49680309

THESE FUCKING MORONS CANT EVEN RUN A YOUTUBE STREAM

DO THEY REALLY RUN THE WORLDS ECONOMY WAHT THE FUCK

>> No.49680311
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49680311

>price is being violently going up and down in 1k increments
>fed can barely put on a proper stream
you have to admit god has a sense of humor

>> No.49680334

>>49680282
More like 0.075mbps
This livestream fucking sucks.

>> No.49680338

>>49680301
Yeah, the Fed can't afford a 512kb land line

>> No.49680348

FUCKING BOOMERS

>> No.49680354

is it my connection or is this stream fucked?

>> No.49680369
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49680369

ffs

>> No.49680381 [DELETED] 
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49680381

WHAT IS THE FED
WHO IS THE FED

>> No.49680382 [DELETED] 
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49680382

What

>> No.49680384
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49680384

>>49680282

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49680390

75bps announced

>> No.49680403
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49680403

i know what the fucking fed is now put on daddy jpow

>> No.49680416

>>49680354
Stream is fucked.

>> No.49680433

They cut the sound? WTF

>> No.49680451

>>49680282
It's fucking over.
https://twitter.com/EwallWice/status/1537133431263580161

>> No.49680470
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49680470

pic your favorite fed qt lads, for me its her

>> No.49680474
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49680474

.75 crabby market.

>> No.49680481

>the people in charge of US economic policy cant set up a decent livestream while their 12 yo fortnite zoomer grandkids can

>> No.49680487

>>49680403
>i know what the fucking fed is
do you really?
It is an occult organization, I don't think you REALLY know

>> No.49680514

>>49680100
Checked, say no more

>> No.49680545
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49680545

They were THIS CLOSE to using ukulele and xylophone music.

THIS CLOSE.

>> No.49680598

can someone explain to me like im a retard what all these acronyms and numbers mean?

>> No.49680656

>>49680598
IT. IS. FUCKING. OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

>> No.49680691

THEY HAVENT SAID SHIT AND ITS DROPPING

>> No.49680692

>>49680282
Should have been 125bp to get it over with

>> No.49680693
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49680693

Ah fuck what an anti-climax.

They have already released the PDF before he even went live.

>> No.49680698

>>49680598
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
SELL YOU CHILDREN INTO SLAVERY TO SAVE YOURSELF

>> No.49680724
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49680724

>>49679492
This.

>> No.49680738

>>49680598
Feed On My Cum

>> No.49680759

>>49680693
they always do that

>> No.49680783

AHHHHHHHHHH THEY DID EXACTLY WHAT WE EXPECTED THEM TO DO AND IT WILL STILL HAVE ZERO EFFECT ON INFLATION...SELL FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVESS!!!!!!

>> No.49680826
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49680826

ITS OVER

>> No.49680883

>>49678811
Now what, are cryptos going up or down?

>> No.49680890
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49680890

TURN THIS FUCKING SIMS MUSIC OFF FUCK YOU BOOMERS

>> No.49680891

>>49680474
lol awesome pic

>> No.49680913

>>49680883
market doesnt know itself what to do with that hike. it was expected. neither good nor bad news.

>> No.49680936

>FED POLICYMAKERS' PROJECTIONS SHOW THEY EXPECT TO START CUTTING RATES IN 2024

>> No.49680941

Fucking Nasdaq is hoing up, BTC down.

>> No.49680970

>>49680883
We crab to 20-21k range until the next meeting

>> No.49680975

>>49680100
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49680978
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49680978

>0.75% confirmed
who the fuck is leaking this kind of shit

>> No.49681033

>>49680100
Checked

>> No.49681063

>three quarter basis point

Well shit, news just confirmed it. What to expect now? More pain upahead??

>> No.49681119

>>49680100
Didnt happen kek has forsaken us

>> No.49681159

>shorts are skyrocketing
yeah we are sleeping with 19k btc tonight

>> No.49681186

>>49681063
This is what was already priced in. What really matters is what they say at the live stream, e.g., are they open to 100 or 125 at the next mtg.

>> No.49681188

>.75 announced
>nothing happens

Y'all are bitches afraid over dumb shit

>> No.49681198

>>49681063
Slow bleed down until everything capitulates

>> No.49681201 [DELETED] 

>>49679007
i can't find a recording of it, it's been memory holed and the /biz/ archive is down

>> No.49681203
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49681203

What's with the weird dystopian elevator music on the fed stream

>> No.49681264
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49681264

>>49681203
its what you hear when you die

>> No.49681265

>>49681203
it's to keep you calm while the economy implodes around you

>> No.49681287

>>49681188
Watch it pump once Powell starts speaking. Big dump tomorrow though, think we'll see a replay of last Fed meeting.

>> No.49681307
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49681307

>>49680545
don't know why but I keked audibly

>> No.49681315
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49681315

>>49681159
Leverage is skyrocketing you say? Don't mind me hehe.

>> No.49681317

>>49680978
they released the pdf at 2pm anon
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20220615a1.pdf

>> No.49681404

>>49680545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ1hNcmD32o&ab_channel=Boxtape

>> No.49681407

Leafbros does this mean we will raise rates the same amount?

>> No.49681430
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49681430

>>49679034
Same.
>>49679492
Why the fuck is it so comfy?

>> No.49681458

>>49681201
warosu.org/biz has a massive gap in the archive but maybe has what you want?

>> No.49681463

>>49680139
https://youtu.be/NjWIIjrx7R4?t=1375
FUCKING FOUND IT, webex crashed and took out the journalist stream
was back in march and we didn't dump

>> No.49681470

>>49681317
>ctrl F '0,75'
>0 results
nice bait anon

>> No.49681487
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49681487

i think i just won the lottery

>> No.49681488

Is it tiem to slurp up cum?

>> No.49681500
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49681500

>>49681463
i do vaguely recall this, thanks anon. quite entertaining

>> No.49681502

translator here
if basis points go up bad things happen
if they go up too quickly, then shits basically nuking
we're going up too quickly and so we'll nuke 100% but now it's just a matter of when (prob july-september)

>> No.49681526

U.S. RATE FUTURES PRICE IN 93.4% CHANCE OF 75 BPS HIKE IN JULY; 55% PROBABILITY OF 50 BPS RISE IN SEPTEMBER AFTER FED DECISION -CME'S FEDWATCH

>> No.49681584

>>49680100
Yep. 0 for China but +75 basis points for non-commies.

>> No.49681604

>>49681404
Yeah something like this as background for their pr clip

>> No.49681617
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49681617

>>49679402
They still haven't fully deflated and people are out of their minds.
I can't wait for the real pain to begin

>> No.49681636

>>49681407
Probably a rate hike, but IDK if same amount.
The 5 year max limit on fixed rates for mortgages + inflated housing costs + housing as % of GDP means that there would be mega butthurt from a large rate hike

>> No.49681705

>>49681617
>I can't wait for the real pain to begin
Good ideas where to watch? Asking for a friend.

>> No.49681744

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>IN THE END IT DOESN EVEN MATTER
>I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
>IN THE END IT DOESN EVEN MATTER

>> No.49681767

>>49681617
to short the stock market you have to kyc. this shit will follow crypto.

>> No.49681816

>>49681744
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?t=17

>> No.49681852

it's happening niggers

>> No.49681867

WE ARE LIVE

>> No.49681885

HERE WE GO

>> No.49681893

1.75

>> No.49681894

god please help us

>> No.49681901

I just realised that his ears are fucking huge lmao

>> No.49681908

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.49681909

look at this piece of shit

>> No.49681925

FUCK THIS GUY

>> No.49681928

>ONGOING 75 BP INCREASES

>> No.49681940

BROS I'M SCARED

>> No.49681944

"AND ANTICIPATES FUTURE INCREASES"

NOT JUST .75

JUST .75 FOR TODAY

>> No.49681947

>>49680783
Thats a lie they first said 2023 rate hikes then moved to 2022. Then they claimed only two 0.5 bps for the rest of the year. Now they increased it to 0.75 and 0.5 every meeting!

That guy is not trustworthy at all when it comes to this

>> No.49681959

I can’t believe some Wall Street banks thought they wouldn’t hike 75

>> No.49681967

>>49678811
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK
>HE'S SHOOK
HE'S SHOOK

>> No.49681968

Look at that shaking

>> No.49681973

are his hands shaking? I feel like his hands are shaking bros

>> No.49681978
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49681978

>stuttering
SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.49681986

HE CAN'T EVEN GET HIS WORDS OUT

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.49682002

J Pow is a bitch

>> No.49682004

he still has joocum in his throat

>> No.49682007

HE'S SHAKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANOTHER PERCENT INCREASE NEXT MEETING

>> No.49682025

>>49681978
*nervous cough*
its a sign to short isnt it

>> No.49682035

>labor market tight
made me horny ngl

>> No.49682037

>but my gdp
please
i want to witness an assassination live that would be BASED

>> No.49682047

is 75 a lot?
why is everyone panicking?

>> No.49682051

>AFRICAN AMERICANS

>> No.49682053
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49682053

>> No.49682061

>>49681470
they release everything 30 minutes before conference every time newfag
go look up economic calendars if you want summaries

>> No.49682081

We love our blacks.

>> No.49682083

what about the layoffs?

>> No.49682122

>>49681470
>,
Begone Yuro

>> No.49682139

this motherfucker transitionary

>> No.49682143

OH GOD IM GONNA DOOOOOOOMP

>> No.49682171
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49682171

>RUSSIAN INVASION IN UKRAINE

>> No.49682174

>muh russia
This lying cuck

>> No.49682211

adapting to fucking what?

>> No.49682228

>>49682061
dont care the pdf you linked does not contain 0.75 or bps i ctrl f'd it

>> No.49682229

>>49681705
I lived through 2008-2012.
Don't expect much money to flow through your hands, but if you have no debt or wants, it's very cozy.
And you see all the flashy faggots who were living paycheck to paycheck with tons of debt spiral out of control and crash.
Pick up your stuff from going out of business sales or friends that are damn hard-up for cash.
All of a sudden, the world went from
>hyperinflation, cash is useless
to
>digging penny out of the seat cushion to eat.

>> No.49682247

>continuing increases in target ranges
>Significantly reduce their balance sheet
Gubi everyone

>> No.49682269

>>49682047
One month ago it was almost unthinkable

>> No.49682273

HE'S SHAKING
WE'RE FUCKED

>> No.49682282
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49682282

They don't know which story to make up now. All financial institutions are fucking wrigged against the non-elite

>> No.49682286
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49682286

QRD SO FAR?

% ?

>> No.49682296

>>49681470
>In a related action, the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System voted unanimously to approve a 3/4 percentage point increase in the primary credit
rate to 1.75 percent
Read nigger read
Also, we use periods for decimals, not commas.

>> No.49682319

>>49682229
i was fresh out of school in 2008. i did not get a job until 2010. it was hard.

>> No.49682347
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49682347

Stop coughing and stuttering so much dude, it stresses me out

>> No.49682352

Target of 3.4% median of rate range by end of year, that means 0.5 or 0.75 raises for each meeting till end of year.

>> No.49682358

uh oh

>> No.49682367

That shaking is me looking at my stocks.

>> No.49682377

lmao 50 or 75 and 75 being the high end, suck it bobo

>> No.49682384

>50 to 75 bps hike next meeting
Uhh bros, I don't feel so good

>> No.49682388

>>49682047
Its a lot but not even close to what we need

>> No.49682401

>>49682319
I hear ya. I had multiple family members get their degrees in STEM fields at the beginning of 2008. Biotech, etc. It was brutal.

>> No.49682400

>>49682273
He knows hes lying and we are fucked lol

>> No.49682402

So what does this means for the Goyim?

>> No.49682405

why is he shaking so much lmao

>> No.49682416

>even the fed is dumping all its holdings
kek
it is fucking
over

>> No.49682423
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49682423

>>49682282

>> No.49682427

>american economy is strong

>> No.49682431

Oh he said it already, 75 was unusally large and they are aiming for 50 or another 75 in the next meeting. Means we should end up around 3.25-4 as the median range by EoY unless they get blind sided by super high inflation again

>> No.49682433

>UPSIDE

>> No.49682434

>>49682053
>meeting by meeting
Useless! Do what needs to be done you coward, fast to act when he cut rates in 2020 but drags his feet all the way through when its agaimst wall street Now I gotta go dump more into gold at the pawn shop

>> No.49682435

>>49682405
Because they are losing control

>> No.49682458

>That chad with the thinkpad in a sea of macbooks

>> No.49682466

>can’t raise rates because debt is killing us
>can’t not raise rates because inflation is killing us
Are we unironically fucked no matter what

>> No.49682484

BUY
LOCAL BOTTOM IS IN

>> No.49682504

>>49682228
you are a midwit. subtract current target rates from next target rates and you get 0.75 percentage points.

>> No.49682502

why is btc pumping if 75 is a lot?

>> No.49682512

he can't even talk
is he biden?

>> No.49682515

fuck that i'm bag holding

>> No.49682517

>>49682431
>blind sided
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

>> No.49682521
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49682521

He's literally saying they're going to fuck up the economy even more and deal with it chuds

>> No.49682570

she cute :3

>> No.49682584
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49682584

>>49682434
He will kick the can down the road until he and his fellow boomer colleagues dies comfortably. The chaos can all unfold at once after they're gone.

>> No.49682586
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49682586

>tfw no fed mommy gf

>> No.49682603

woah she was cute

>> No.49682602

>>49682466
This is correct.

>> No.49682601

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT GRATING VOICE

>> No.49682605
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49682605

imagine those lips on the microphone

>> No.49682615

>>49682570
Id rape her

>> No.49682616
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49682616

>tfw no qt 3.14 fed reporter gf

>> No.49682624

>>49682570
>Yew York Times with the cutie pie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.49682631

>>49682586
She sounds like an anime girl, why is that

>> No.49682667

>>49682586
>>49682605
>>49682616
>this is considered qt in burgerland
truly a lost nation

>> No.49682697

>>49682319
I had to take shit jobs from 2008-2012, but it was an education far more valuable than any of my schooling.
Any one of us is a bad day away from being the Walmart greeter.

>> No.49682704

>front end loading
>speed
Its fucking over

>> No.49682728

>>49682616
barely a 6
how virgin are you ffs

>> No.49682726

>>49682667
Yes, I prefer women without tats, white, not fat.
Sorry if that's not good enough for you.

>> No.49682731

>>49682605
imagine how nervous she was before this meeting. She could hardly eat with her collegues at the local coffee shop. She knew she would be called on. Imagine how nasty her pre meeting nervous shit was. Just liquid and foul and loud. She was embarrassed

>> No.49682738
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49682738

they keep making shit up

>> No.49682769

>>49682431
it entirely depends on the data they get
"shocking" cpi data made them do that
if its still shit next time they will do it again or even worse go up by 100 bps

>> No.49682780

WHY ARE WE PUMPING? ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY FUCKING BAD????
I DON'T UNDERSTAND AGHHHHHHH!!

>> No.49682798

>>49682731
Do not reply to my posts ever again.

>> No.49682811

>>49682731
I wish I was that toilet haha

>> No.49682815

>>49682738
>they keep making shit up
isn't that exactly the point of this clown show?

>> No.49682829

>S&P up 2%
>DJIA up 1.5%
Yeah, I think we'll be fine

>> No.49682841

>>49682667
>>49682728
god damn you guys have some really high end tastes

>> No.49682843

>>49682731
Nice. Read this in Trump's voice.

>> No.49682868
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49682868

>>49682769
can you deal with oil prices by increasing interest rate?

>> No.49682882

>>49682815
it's just basically a full blown gambling at this point

>> No.49682896

>>49682780
It's always
>It dumps
>then pumps
>then dumps over the next few days

Protip: Always sell the news, but only short term, then sell the news again after the pump

>> No.49682909

>>49682843
kek

>> No.49682945
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49682945

AVIN A RITE GIGGLE M8

>> No.49682972
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49682972

>>49682896
>Always sell the news, but only short term, then sell the news again after the pump

>> No.49682984

>>49681315
i hate this faggot so god damn much

>> No.49682988

>>49682780
what was bad was the uncertainty. now uncle powell calmed us again.

>> No.49683012
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49683012

>>49682731
maximum based, fren

>> No.49683024
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49683024

>>49680978
Powell! They want people to know in advance

>> No.49683044

>>49682972
Looks like someone who would speak in an fomc meeting

>> No.49683047

>>49682615
I think it's more likely that she'll rape you

>> No.49683087
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49683087

WHATS THIS NOSY BOY?

>> No.49683086

>>49683047
Why anon

>> No.49683089

inflation is transitory chuds

>> No.49683099

>>49683044
sadly i don't think ukrainian presidents speak in an fomc meeting

>> No.49683136

Wow. 75 basis points

>> No.49683172

lol that dodge at timiraos's mention of 100bps

>> No.49683177
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49683177

>react to incoming data

>> No.49683178
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49683178

HE'S FRUITIN' UP OUT THERE! GET HIM OFF, ENGINEER!

>> No.49683179

>100bps
uh oh

>> No.49683196

"we don't know how restrictive"
oh fug

>> No.49683241
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49683241

Get prepped for that BRD (big red dildo).

>> No.49683266

>>49683178
Holy fuck what a callback. I miss ghost.

>> No.49683299

>Inflation can't go down until it flattens out

>> No.49683305

>react
lol

>> No.49683361
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49683361

>>49682458
Based. He probably trades on the side and definitely a legit market journo bro.

>> No.49683365

>>49683178
>WHAWHAWHA
>WHAT IS THIS??
>NO ENGINNER! GET THAT SHIT OFF! YOU AGAIN WITH YOUR STUPID RACIST SONG!
>YOU STUPID RETARD!
>sad whimper

>> No.49683387

>>49683299
> we will see progress..... eventually

>> No.49683392
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49683392

>>49682731
"is everything okay in there" she hears through the door.

"haha ya just fine, must have been something I ate"

she hears her friends giggling as the walk out of the bathroom. "it smelled so digusting in there right? , like what did she eat pure grease?"

"it doesnt smell that bad she says to her self" Its true, she had never thought her shits smelled as bad as other peoples, they were strong smelling sure, but in away similar to salt and spices on a gyro sandwich. If she was being truthful, it kinda turned her on.

she moved her hand from her phone to the tight area between her legs.

>> No.49683460
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49683460

> we'll fuck the economy until many months of declining inflation

>> No.49683467

>>49683387
>Sitting in a room with JPowell
>Ask him a question for the world to see
>hide behind a laptop as he looks at you

>> No.49683471

>>49683266
His fans aren't as clever as they used to be (and since they're half the show, that's not good), but he's been streaming now and again.

>> No.49683485

what the fuck is this mongorian saying right now take the mic away from her

>> No.49683539

I'm at work I can't watch this shit someone give me the summary
we fucked or nah?

>> No.49683551

>>49683485
That ring was so tacky

>> No.49683564

>>49683539
Powell sussin fr no cap

>> No.49683594

>>49683539
Fed is giving billions to israel

>> No.49683609

>>49683539
Can has been kicked down the road for now. Will likely keep kicking it for the foreseeable future.

>> No.49683612

>>49683539
99% of possibility of getting fucked

>> No.49683624

Why does this bitch sound like she's about to cry already kek

>> No.49683659

>>49683539
>>49683594
Fed is giving billions to israel and ukraine

>> No.49683687

>>49683624
Because hers is the first on the chopping block LMAO

>> No.49683728

>>49683539
He's saying he wants the unemployment rate to go up lmao

>> No.49683733

I hope Biden forgives student loans to make everyone even more pissed.

>> No.49683735

>>49683539
Clown world a bit longer
Markets up on the news
Plan is
>Crank up rates until everyone is laid off and penny-less
>Have everyone beg the Fed to do something
>They lower it and act like heros

>> No.49683782

sacrifice the wagies at the alter of pRiCe StAbiLiTy

>> No.49683826

>>49683782
>Walmart wants lower overhead costs
>So we're fucking the little man today

>> No.49683858

>>49683826
>There are 2 jobs for every person
>Now they can take both of them for the price of one!

>> No.49683940

>>49682605
>>49682726
>smialek
>white
anon.. I..

>> No.49683980

This board really believes that timing the market or investing in stocks/shitcoins is somehow a way out of poverty; that they are going to be the first to do it.

Lmao.

Also, buy bonds.

>> No.49683996

>>49681186
he basically said they aren't open to anything higher than 75 bp in the future. we're slowly trending toward hyperinflation

>> No.49684045

>>49683980
>buy bonds
>price goes down
Hold cash

>> No.49684061

Based. Higher interest means companies actually have to make a net profit. That is what business is about. Not fantasy value inflation.

>> No.49684086
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49684086

>>49679183

>> No.49684087
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49684087

>>49683940
yes.
And I just looked, she has an onlyfans they are hot as fuck

>> No.49684141
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49684141

>>49684087
fuggg bros

>> No.49684147

>>49684087
link or didn't happen.

>> No.49684202
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49684202

>mfw a women speaks

>> No.49684221

>>49684045
Yeah new 10 yrs ofcourse and bond options

>> No.49684262
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49684262

>>49678811
Can we talk about how the retarded journalists are asking questions that show only a cursory understanding of economics and are trying to frame this in a way they can blame the shitty economy on the Fed.

>> No.49684279

WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BURGER

>> No.49684324
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49684324

>people don't like inflation

they don't????????????????

>> No.49684335
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49684335

>>49684324

>> No.49684336

>C-clearly people don't like inflation, a lot.
that doesn't sound confident

>> No.49684346

>>49684279
WHEN I SAY POOR YOU SAY BURGER

>> No.49684385
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49684385

>>49679034
I miss slurping like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.49684474

>>49682319
same

had a job making $50k at 19, market crashed and had to move back into parents wage slaving for $25k a year if lucky. financially crabbed like that till 2011

the fact that everyone bought $50k+ suvs/trucks the last year over bullshit chip “shortage” gives me cash for clunker flashbacks
only way for housing to pop is the HELOC rates which it could since every new homeowner thought it was free money lol

>> No.49684487

Someone should ask who the shareholders of the FED are

>> No.49684530

>>49684487
The illuminati, retard

>> No.49684559

Fuck inflation and crypto. Youre not making it if you didnt already. Wagees thinking crypto was gonna save their asses from having to work. Also fuck the Fed and Biden.

>> No.49684563

>>49684487
they'd be kidnapped in the parking lot and brutally murdered in a CIA black site detention center

>> No.49684566

2% will cause a Black Monday every day

>> No.49684589

>>49684487
>Someone should ask who the shareholders of the FED are
you mean we don't know?

>> No.49684592
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49684592

>>49680282
My third word dial up says 15 fps.

>> No.49684599

QT? Is he talking about the blonde?

>> No.49684627
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49684627

>cutie will make things worse

>> No.49684667
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49684667

>>49680309
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY KNOW YOU'LL
>(((think)))

>> No.49684668

>>49684589
we don't know officially

>> No.49684726
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49684726

>WE DONT KNOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49684765
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49684765

so what do these guys know

>> No.49684770

>>49684487
chill it with the anti semitism

>> No.49684782

>>49684563
How tough are modern CIA goons, really? A lot of the department budget gets spent on hair dye and dilators.

>> No.49684819

>>49684668
do burgers really??
what the actual fuck how is this possible?
how's that even accepted?

>> No.49684824

rates are very low and blackrock are scooping it up

>> No.49684852
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49684852

anon you are aware that she spreads her legs wide open for several men to partake in those press conferences.

>> No.49684892

Literally telling millennials to get fucked on housing lmao

>> No.49684897

>>49684487
mmm sweatie, did you miss the 5 minute infographic presentation with diverse and inclusive speakers before the press conference? They clearly stated that the fed is transparent and adheres to regulations, checks and balances.

>> No.49684899
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49684899

>reset
so never?

>> No.49684901

WE NEED A BIT OF A (great) RESET

>> No.49684914

>>49684852
i'm hyperinflating at just the thought

>> No.49684915

> you need a reset

>> No.49684928

>>49684892
what did he say on this?

>> No.49684950

last pump before asia gets dumped on

>> No.49684998

>>49678811
He walked off like a boss

>> No.49685036
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49685036

>a reset

>> No.49685090

>incredible supply of unfinished homes
Oh yeah?

>> No.49685120

What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context

>> No.49685157
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49685157

>>49682037

>> No.49685170

TRANSITORY INFLATION

>> No.49685247
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49685247

>oh shit he's going
>shit shit shit, quick, I need some snaps

>> No.49685254

>>49685036
It's over...

>> No.49685280

>>49685120
Based and Kojima-pilled

>> No.49685336

>>49682780
If last time is anything to go by, it will start dumping on friday and monday will be a new low.

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49685387

>>49682631
>he thinks this shits real
>don't know PsyOps
>wnmi

>> No.49685635

>>49684928
Housing prices are likely not to come down even with higher rates and should get used to a new normal.

>> No.49685658
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49685658

>>49685280
thanks kind stranger, here's a culture award
picrelated, it's kojima giving you the medal

>> No.49685712

>>49685247
he is adding him to his cringe collection

>> No.49685782

>>49684914
topkek

>> No.49685820

what a lying ratkike. all this rat faced kike does is fucking lie and ignore direct questions

>> No.49685894

>>49685712
kek

>> No.49686685

>>49683392
alright let's have it