/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49678418]

Delete your stocks immediately before the stock market is liquidated. This is your final warning.

No links.

[Anonymous No.49678456]

USA!!
USA!!

[Anonymous No.49678461]

that's a nice dodo anon

[Anonymous No.49678471]

Can't believe I held BODY for like a month a year ago.

[Anonymous No.49678473]

"Once inflation goes above 5%, it has never come back down without the Fed Funds Rate exceeding the CPI" - Druck

[Anonymous No.49678485]

ngl im shook bro

[Anonymous No.49678484]

>>49678456
HAHAHAHAH the fucking retards HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49678489]

[Anonymous No.49678495]

>>49678456
take THAT, Putler!

[Anonymous No.49678499]

if someone makes a thread with links i'm going to ditch this one

[Anonymous No.49678503]

You stupid motherfuckers promised me a crash today.

[Anonymous No.49678510]

Do bakers get paid for making threads?

[Anonymous No.49678514]

/cash/bros, check in

[Anonymous No.49678516]

>>49678418
If my stocks go negative can I clear the debt with bankruptcy or are they like student loans?

[Luiznon No.49678521]

>Jim Cramer and Jeff Marks say they remain overweight energy in their portfolio and would be buying these oil names right now if they could
SELL OIL IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.49678526]

[Anonymous No.49678528]

Don't hide. Just buy

[Anonymous No.49678530]

>>49678456
>so powerful

[Anonymous No.49678531]

>>49678418
HERE I COME
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM
THE BEST OF THEM TOUGHER THAN LEATHER
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE
I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES
MY HEART IS NAILS
IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
I BREAK 'EM DOWN WHETHER THEY'RE SOLID OR FRAIL
UNLIKE THE REST I'M INDEPEDENT SINCE MY FIRST BREATH
FIRST TEST, FEEL THE RIGHT, THAN THE WORST'S LEFT

[Anonymous No.49678532]

Isn't Friday a quadruple witching for options expirations too?

[Anonymous No.49678540]

>>49678503
Jpow in 40 mins

also who else can feel the ulcer developing?

[Anonymous No.49678542]

>>49678510
I usually get paid in epic seething from linkies... payment is late today though

[Anonymous No.49678541]

>>49678503
Wait for JPow to speak retard

[Anonymous No.49678543]

>>49678456
>Whoops, we were wrong.
>By the way, no refunds, peasants.

[Anonymous No.49678546]

>>49678510
they make more for baking threads then they do in the stock market that's for sure

[Anonymous No.49678556]

>>49678456
>sanctions russia
>pressures other counties to do so as well
>now countries have to get oil from other sources
>the same sources that US is using because biden cut domestic production
no shit retards

[Anonymous No.49678559]

buddy check a bitcoin computer

[Anonymous No.49678561]

>>49677810
>>49677838
>>49677870

[Anonymous No.49678564]

>>49678514
very elegant

[Anonymous No.49678569]

>>49678516
You will be deported to Australia if your portfolio falls below -$10,000

[Luiznon No.49678589]

>>49678541
it will pump

[Anonymous No.49678604]

Money is over

[Anonymous No.49678611]

>HOGS
>YTD return: 27%
>Inflation: ~9%
This is the true stablecoin and store of value of the year.

[Anonymous No.49678619]

>>49678516
if you are down $5,000 it's your problem
if you are down $5,000,000 it's your broker's problem
the answer is more margin

[Anonymous No.49678623]

>>49678589
380 0DTE calls are a good gamble if you want them atm

[Anonymous No.49678643]

Let me tell you about the hazards of industrial society and the delusions of infinite growth.

[Anonymous No.49678645]

source that cramer said to buy into the fed meeting? im going to try and inverse him if its true.

[Anonymous No.49678649]

>>49678619
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.49678652]

>BTC and crypto decoupled from Nasdaq

Finally, thank God - actually an unironically healthy thing for stocks

[Anonymous No.49678653]

>>49678530
post volume

[Anonymous No.49678670]

What happens to oil and natural gas after 2:00?

[Anonymous No.49678684]

>>49678670
capitulation

[Anonymous No.49678687]

>>49678645

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/13/cramer-why-were-buying-stocks-going-into-wednesdays-big-fed-decision.html

>On Tuesday, we will begin to put to the money to work that we have saved on the sidelines, 5% expecting a bounce now that we are minus 6.9 on the S&P 500 Short Range Oscillator, which means you have to buy. Anything above minus 5 means you have no choice but to buy.

[Anonymous No.49678688]

Market's more fucked up than Justin Bieber's face.

[Anonymous No.49678692]

Bros I think Bitcoin crashing is going to have some insane knock-on effects for stocks. A ton of banks accumulated crypto.

[Anonymous No.49678698]

>>49678670
We pump

[Anonymous No.49678700]

>>49678670
gas prices to 4$ EOW Biden saves America!

[Luiznon No.49678699]

F

[Anonymous No.49678712]

SIDU up 90% today, check the charts! Rocker was right! SIDU is the harbinger of the meltup!

[Anonymous No.49678716]

BUDDY LOOK AT THE GAS PRICES OUTSIDE

[Anonymous No.49678720]

Lads, when are we getting reparations for trumps january 6th putin tax on this market???

[Anonymous No.49678723]

>>49678699
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.49678731]

>>49678699
Cramer's a fucking idiot and a blowhard. He's only there to scare boomers into the next fad.

[Anonymous No.49678735]

>>49678699
>Wait for the epic gold crash from Jim Cramer
>Buy the bottom

Thanks Jim

[Anonymous No.49678741]

30 minutes left. anybody got a stream link?

[Anonymous No.49678750]

>>49678716
>going outside
ishygidditydoodibeeboo...

[Anonymous No.49678751]

>>49678418
Why isn't it dumping yet? Why aren't they panic selling before Jerome speaks?

[Anonymous No.49678762]

https://www.strawpoll.me/46078682
i need to know /smg/ sentiment, will the market close green or red?

[Anonymous No.49678767]

>>49678716
>$4.80 a gallon

[Anonymous No.49678774]

>>49678741
Bump for this

[Anonymous No.49678781]

>>49678418
im all in commodities with my fren greg

[Anonymous No.49678783]

:)

[Anonymous No.49678790]

>>49678699
>Gold
Of course, what else do you expect from the number one boomer

[Anonymous No.49678794]

>>49678762
What's it like to fuck a woman like this?

[Anonymous No.49678799]

>>49678687
perfect, link and everything. alright you sleazeball cramer, im either gonna win big or lose big.

[Anonymous No.49678801]

>>49678741
Is 100bp priced in?

[Anonymous No.49678806]

>>49678751
That happened Monday.

[Anonymous No.49678810]

>>49678692
My only question is whether I should buy SQQQ now or if it's already too late.

[Anonymous No.49678814]

>>49678767
is that a lot?

[Anonymous No.49678821]

i feel bad for everyone that's about to get priced out forever when spy hits 400 this afternoon

[Anonymous No.49678826]

>>49678623
i've never done 0DTE - are you good to wait near close to sell or do you need to be on your toes like a maniac?

[Anonymous No.49678828]

>>49678767
>$5.40 at Costco yesterday

[Anonymous No.49678829]

>>49678781
Oh God he sacrifices the dog to the commodities god doesn't he?

[Anonymous No.49678832]

>>49678810
Why the fuck would anyone buy an inverse 3x ETF. Beta slippage on those is atrocious

[Anonymous No.49678833]

>>49678699
How does he always manage to say the wrong thing?

[Anonymous No.49678838]

>>49678794
Depends if you have ever shoved anything up your own ass before. You like getting pegged?

[Anonymous No.49678840]

>>49678774
this, recently read a report PPI up 22.4%, gas up to 5 bucks and basically boomers retiring and selling off their boomer bags for income

[Anonymous No.49678842]

>>49678751
Hopium
Meanwhile
>GDP projection at 0.0% for Q2
>retail sales -0.3% (exp +0.2%, prev +0.7%)
>Housing starts/permits tomorrow expected lower than prev
Literally everything is pointing to dump
However, when 0.75% gets announced, it pumps, for it to dump next week after Juneteenth
Just watch it happen

[Anonymous No.49678843]

>>49678814
Yes

[Anonymous No.49678846]

>>49678821
Maximum delusion

[Anonymous No.49678847]

>>49678794
depends on what country you're in
the more you're paying by the hour the better it is, unless if you're in the US then the more you pay it get worse

[Anonymous No.49678860]

I WANNA GET OFF OF MR BOBO'S WILD RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF OF MR BOBO'S WILD RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF OF MR BOBO'S WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.49678861]

>>49678794
Probably more expensive and less pleasurable than just using heroin so if dopamine is so important to you I think you should go with that.

[Baggie !7LMS3zHtFw No.49678867]

Where are my ARKK bros at?

Our strong independent woman, Cathie Woods, made us ~4% today.

[Anonymous No.49678870]

BUDDY LOOK AT THE BITCOIN COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49678872]

>>49678829
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.49678875]

>>49678767
>$4.80 a gallon
It's almost $7 here in Commiefornia

[Anonymous No.49678884]

I BOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH SQQQ IM READY TO GET FUCKED SAVE ME JPOW

[Luiznon No.49678886]

>>49678821
>when spy hits 400 this afternoon
PLEASE HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.49678889]

Where are you smiggers watching the announcement?

[Anonymous No.49678898]

>>49678872
YOU JUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.49678904]

>>49678860

[Anonymous No.49678905]

>>49678561
fuck off leaf

[Anonymous No.49678917]

Discovery channel mammals…

[Anonymous No.49678916]

Anyone ever had a prostate massage whilst being jacked off?

[Anonymous No.49678919]

Its going to be 50bps, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.49678925]

TFW all in on short dated puts.
Hahah we're crashing right? This pump is fake and gay... right?
Where's the stream for J Pow?

[Anonymous No.49678926]

>>49678889
>>49678418

[Luiznon No.49678934]

>>49678833
either he is exceptionally smart to make people loose money or he's just gifted

[Anonymous No.49678936]

>>49678826
Be on your toes but index options trade 15 minutes after close also.

[Anonymous No.49678943]

>>49678867
women are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.49678948]

>>49678867
Ah yes Cathie Woods, only the highest of 5d chess plays going on here. Going full boomer into tech.

[Anonymous No.49678949]

>>49678699
Jimmy Chill is off his rocker

[Anonymous No.49678950]

>>49678919
I think that would be the most stupid decision they could ever make
Unironically the markets would welcome 200bps more than 50

[Anonymous No.49678973]

>>49678948
Cathie Woods
5 year horizon
flip flops positions on a weekly basis
YASS GIRL POWER

[Anonymous No.49678974]

DXY will hit 110 today

[Anonymous No.49678976]

>>49678833
He literally is tricking people into buying his shitty bags.

[Anonymous No.49678977]

>>49678950
And that is why 50 BPS is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.49678997]

>>49678926
Really helpful faggot

[Anonymous No.49678998]

[Anonymous No.49679006]

>>49678919
The bond market is already so fucking angry. Making them ever more so is going to start breaking things in weird and destructive ways.

[Anonymous No.49679021]

>>49678973
I unironically believe society can't heal until women are stripped of rights

[Anonymous No.49679024]

>>49678997
we like to have fun here :)

[Anonymous No.49679031]

>>49678950
200bps <--- market crashes instantly
50bps <--- market rallys then crashes

[Anonymous No.49679039]

>>49678867
Here's your ARK Innovation ETF, bro.

[Anonymous No.49679044]

found the stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

[Anonymous No.49679045]

LOFI BEATS ARE STARTING
GTFIH
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

[Anonymous No.49679049]

100 BASIS POINTS YOU FUCKING COWARD
THE MARKETS NEED SHOCK AND AWE

[Anonymous No.49679051]

>>49679031
>that pic
11 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.49679066]

Predict the 10YR yield in 1 hour from now.
>3.795

[Anonymous No.49679073]

>>49678950
My problem with the 75bps narrative is it came from a WSJ article that sounds like it wasn't sourced from anything, just a lot of "the fed has to do 75".
Probably paid for to put pressure on them publicly.
I can see 50 today then a strong signal for 75 next time.

[Anonymous No.49679076]

>>49679044
finally some good music in this day and age

[Anonymous No.49679084]

>>49679051
>It started with a girl with two moms

[Anonymous No.49679086]

Tune in Bros:
>https://youtu.be/Azr9FRuFED0

[Anonymous No.49679088]

>>49678456
that means its working

[Anonymous No.49679089]

We all know it's 75 bps. The real question is how is the employment of black single mothers?

[Anonymous No.49679097]

In some decent news for bulls, RRP was a little lower today. That’s a good thing! But it was only like 50 billion lower, not a real big effect. That’s about 2-3 funds pulling out of RRP.

[Anonymous No.49679111]

>>49678925
Unironically me right now, I'm so fucking stupid. Only after I put in my week long short so I start seeing endless articles about the markets WANTING to get fucked by .75% and for FOMC pumps being a given

[Anonymous No.49679115]

>>49679073
it didn't come from a news article you fucking retard, 98% of the market is betting on a 75 bp hike right now
god damn you are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.49679118]

I just got the call
50 bp today
50 bp in June
Emergency 100 bp hike in August

[Anonymous No.49679117]

>>49678456
Are these "people" just pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.49679119]

>>49679051
if that's the metric it's extremely bullish for yuan.

[Anonymous No.49679120]

>>49679089
I’m sure Powell is going to spend several hours telling us

[Anonymous No.49679121]

>>49678867

[Anonymous No.49679130]

>>49678905

[Anonymous No.49679136]

Cornpop was a bad dude

[Anonymous No.49679151]

>pox spreading faster outside Africa than Covid did outside China
>first death, WHO releases statement warning about deaths
>WHO ordering emergency meeting
>cases doubling every 9 days
>perfectly tracking creepy chart prediction

SIGA bros I am hyped

[Anonymous No.49679155]

>Imagine not buying SOYB with global food shortages right around the corner

[Anonymous No.49679156]

>>49678456
Holy cope

[Anonymous No.49679161]

>>49678867
To be fair this is the moment to start buying her shit, though it will be the last to recover so we may have years to buy her funds at discounts but it will certanly be the first to pop off when the ephoria starts again.

[Anonymous No.49679163]

LOL this fed commercial

[Anonymous No.49679166]

>>49679076
Shit goes hard

[Anonymous No.49679170]

>>49679119
Chinas aircraft carriers are coal powered, that’s what you do when you want a regional navy not a global navy

[Anonymous No.49679172]

What happens if it is 100 bp?

[Luiznon No.49679176]

>>49679117
>just pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.49679174]

TWENTY MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49679179]

>>49679049
Inflation is like 20% fucking 1% ain't doing nuttin

[Anonymous No.49679182]

>>49679119
ok 2 shitty chink counterfeit aircraft carriers vs 11 american made, made so well even a dickless nigger can run it

[Anonymous No.49679193]

>>49679089
the same its always been and always will be, negative with negative ROI, but bullish for GEO

[Anonymous No.49679209]

>>49679182
Aircraft carriers aren’t good anymore

[Anonymous No.49679212]

>>49679155
Go back to /uhg/ hohol nigger

[Anonymous No.49679215]

2 (TWO) MORE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.49679219]

>>49679151
What the fuck is SIGA?

[Anonymous No.49679220]

>>49679031
you pay taxes in US dollars or you're put in jail. that's something

[Anonymous No.49679221]

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

last day the market will ever be open after today

[Anonymous No.49679224]

>>49679166
so many women int hat commercial, no white males LMOA

[Anonymous No.49679226]

I unironically think it will be 450 bps

[Anonymous No.49679227]

475 bp pls

[Anonymous No.49679228]

>>49679172
mass suicides

[Anonymous No.49679230]

Melt up today its so obvious

[Luiznon No.49679239]

>inb4 200bps

[Anonymous No.49679243]

>>49679182
11 plus 10 minis that are still as big as the uk's fake (ramp) carrier

[Anonymous No.49679244]

Melt down today it’s so obvious

[Anonymous No.49679251]

>>49679172

[Anonymous No.49679253]

j pow gonna declare mission accomplished and drop interest rates back to 0

[Anonymous No.49679264]

50 bps, hint of 75 bps in the future

[Anonymous No.49679268]

It's going to be 50bps

[Anonymous No.49679274]

>>49679230
>its
based

>>49679244
>it’s
nerd

[Anonymous No.49679275]

>>49679212
For fun I checked /uhg/ yesterday having never been there since /chug/ seemed pro-Russia, and I was surprised to see /ugh/ saying the exact same shit /chug/ was. I'm sure there's a difference I didn't pick up on, but it was an odd experience.

[Anonymous No.49679280]

>>49679119
Fucking chinks don't want a strong yuan.

[Anonymous No.49679281]

It's going to be .5 with "room for an increase" in the future.
Powell has been too slow for MONTHS and you think he's going to do .75?? Have you not been paying attention?

[Anonymous No.49679287]

>>49679264
yup, with no real intention of doing it

[Anonymous No.49679288]

>>49678919
0bps https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/atlanta-fed-slashes-q2-gdp-forecast-zero-confirming-technical-recession

[Anonymous No.49679289]

>>49679219
I need to update the numbers

[Anonymous No.49679291]

10 year bonds gonna go negative again holy fuck ahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49679302]

goldman sachs had infiltrated the thread. Don't believe their lies

[Anonymous No.49679308]

>tfw teams meeting right at 2PM

[Anonymous No.49679311]

dubs and this is only the beginning

[Anonymous No.49679314]

>>49679021
Woah there, do you not like your negative birth rates or something? Why so angry?

[Anonymous No.49679320]

Higher bp = stock & crypto drop but bond yields also drop to lower %, correct?

[Anonymous No.49679321]

>>49679084
Buddy, le based and redpilled Russia can’t even defeat Ukraine. The American military can be filled with faggits and still wipe out Russia and China with their advanced weaponry.

[Anonymous No.49679325]

>>49679219
SIGA futures retails bond markets leverage spread long 0DTE

[Anonymous No.49679328]

>>49679115
It did tho u big dum fag

[Anonymous No.49679338]

>>49679308
just show up 15 minutes late
tell em you had a bad case of the shits

[Anonymous No.49679339]

I have never been so confused or uncertain in my life. I'm not touching this shit. If it's 50 bp, it might moon because people expect 75 bp, or it might take a fat shit because a bunch of investors want them to get inflation under control more than they want short term gains.

I'm predicting a 75 bp increase, followed by SPY up 6% EOD, because it is clown market.

[Anonymous No.49679343]

>>49679288
That would be insane

[Anonymous No.49679345]

10YR is climbing every time I refresh the page

[Anonymous No.49679346]

>>49679275
There is no difference.

[Anonymous No.49679359]

How do all of those people know what the Fed really does. I thought it's a secret

[Anonymous No.49679362]

>>49679314
i know, i know.. i need to cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.49679365]

>>49679302
I knew Goldman Sachs were chug faggots

[Anonymous No.49679367]

my dad works for jerome powell, he said its going to be 200 with 100 in the future

[Anonymous No.49679373]

>>49679209
>Aircraft carriers aren’t good anymore
Lmao

[Anonymous No.49679375]

>Retail sales posted unexpected 0.3% decline in May as inflation hammers consumers

Interesting, lost in all the Fed talk but looks like the consumer is already slowing down. Obvious to anyone already but confirmation is nice

[Anonymous No.49679383]

>>49679220
>Put Americans in jail
>Now have to pay for their prison stay and cannot parasitize them.
Bravo fiat

[Anonymous No.49679389]

Today is the day we get another 2008 crash, except this time it will dwarf that one in comparison.

[Anonymous No.49679392]

>>49679302
More like Goldman Ballsacks lmaoo

[Anonymous No.49679394]

hope you're ready

[Anonymous No.49679405]

threadly reminder that the first move after minutes drop is always a fake out

[Anonymous No.49679418]

FIFTEEN MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49679424]

200 would be best

[Anonymous No.49679425]

>>49679311

[Anonymous No.49679432]

>>49679219
siga deez nuts

[Anonymous No.49679433]

The fed is just a bunch of shrill huwhite women lording over black janitors...

[Anonymous No.49679447]

>Pfizer says Paxlovid doesn’t help COVID-19 patients unless they are high risk
kek boomers

[Anonymous No.49679457]

What fed decision would be bullish ?

[Anonymous No.49679460]

Will powell be discussing the impact of january 6th

[Anonymous No.49679461]

All you idiots thinking everything isn't priced in.

I can't wait until we dont move and all your options are killed

[Anonymous No.49679466]

>>49679170
it's fine. we are going back to sail power.

[Anonymous No.49679475]

This is a fucked if you do fucked if you don’t situation retards. EITHER 1) the fed raises rates, corporations can’t get more debt, growth is fucked, or 2) he keeps rates low, corporations have their margins squeezed out of existence by rising costs

That’s the reason the market is dying. More down

[Anonymous No.49679478]

>>49679433
wypipo bros why didnt we keep our women in check?
the native americans were right, we should skin them and wear them like suits

[Anonymous No.49679479]

>>49679275
/chug/ is even more retarded than /ptg/. They are literally the worst scum on this site.

[Anonymous No.49679486]

>>49679418
2;30 ET

[Anonymous No.49679487]

>>49679457
No hike and a fed pivot

[Anonymous No.49679489]

>>49679461
i mean hell jpow's farts in 2025 are priced in

[Anonymous No.49679490]

>>49679433
bruh, column 1 row 2 looks like she's ready to audition for the role of Countess Bathory

[Anonymous No.49679493]

>>49679433
wtf is that in 3rd row 2nd column

[Anonymous No.49679501]

But what about black unemployment?

[Anonymous No.49679502]

I'm hoping for a nice 100 bps hike and a circuit breaker day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49679505]

powell could take out a revolver, say he's sorry, and blow his brains out and this retard market would still pump for a day or two but I'm still not chancing it

[Luiznon No.49679507]

>>49679457
dissolution

[Anonymous No.49679508]

When would be the best time to close my UVXY 16 calls? I have them for friday and they are already green

[Anonymous No.49679509]

GUYS
I Just thought of something....
What if Jerome announces a 76 bps hike?!

[Anonymous No.49679517]

>>49679466
future tech retro steampunk would be so fucking kino
>t. merchant mariner

[Anonymous No.49679525]

>>49679375
Yeah after last quarter's negative print, if this one tips over that's a technical recession (though the fags at the Biden admin will avoid declaring it one).

[Anonymous No.49679524]

>>49679457
50 BPS

[Anonymous No.49679526]

>>49679373
>one ten million dollar hypersonic missile to sink a trillion dollar aircraft carrier

[Anonymous No.49679529]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49679535]

>>49679501
He will get to that don’t worry

[Anonymous No.49679536]

>>49679212
Im gonna be straight with you anon, the US is shit, but Russia is worse. Imagine if the US closed trading for a month

[Anonymous No.49679540]

>>49679457
Lowering rates to zero.

[Anonymous No.49679541]

Mr. Bobo-san thank you for giving Lamy cheapies!

[Anonymous No.49679543]

>>49679509
what if he announces a 69 bp rate hike and does some gay zoom zoom dance?

[Anonymous No.49679552]

>>49679392
nice one bro, lo

[Anonymous No.49679557]

Why can’t he just go for a middle option like raising it by 62.5 bps?

Does it have to be in iterations of 25?

[Anonymous No.49679564]

Ctrl+f "Moderated" on the fomc statement and buy one position for each match

[Anonymous No.49679566]

>>49679526
Lmao. In your dreams vlad.

[Anonymous No.49679569]

>>49679501
and what about it? you fucking racist

[Anonymous No.49679570]

>>49679509
oh fug :DDD

[Anonymous No.49679575]

>>49679493
El diablo gigantos americano...

[Anonymous No.49679589]

>>49679118
Thanks anon, sold everything

[Anonymous No.49679591]

>>49679543
What if he pulls his pants down and squeezes out a fat shit log onto the podium?

[Anonymous No.49679594]

>>49679509
Shows some innovation and outside the box thinking at the Fed. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.49679593]

>>49679526
>Chinks or Vatniks
>Hypersonic Missiles
>Working
Pick 2

[Anonymous No.49679597]

>>49679490
Please drain my blood, vampire mommy

[Anonymous No.49679599]

50 bps would be in keeping in line with their earlier commitments. 75 bps would be to match fed futures rates and they might attempt to pass it off as "market forces" whatever the hell that means for anything the Fed does.

[Anonymous No.49679601]

>>49679311
BEGINNING OF WHAT????
WHERE ARE WE GOING????

[Anonymous No.49679606]

>>49679115
98% are wrong, it’s going to be higher.

[Anonymous No.49679621]

so is the news coming out at 2:00 pm exactly or are we going to have to watch some kind of meeting?

[Anonymous No.49679630]

>>49679591
that would unironically be the greatest moment in televised history

[Anonymous No.49679637]

>>49679569
I like how they are rebranding chimp pox to something else cuz of racism, basically admitting people think of niggers as apes.. what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.49679644]

Just cut interest rates and give everyone stimmes it worked in 2020 why stop now?

[Anonymous No.49679653]

>>49679621
2:30 is when it starts

[Anonymous No.49679654]

>>49679182
>2 shitty chink counterfeit aircraft carriers
It's 3 now, they just made a new one.

[Anonymous No.49679656]

>>49679621
If you open the stream it says 2:30 pm now

[Anonymous No.49679660]

>>49679621
Yes

[Anonymous No.49679664]

>>49679557
No half measures, Jesse

[Anonymous No.49679666]

CMON JEROME PUT A LITTLE FUCKING MUSTARD ON THIS MARKET

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49679672]

Talk me out of buying 0dte nasdaq atm puts

[Anonymous No.49679674]

>>49679621
Statement at 2, press conference at 2:30

[Anonymous No.49679676]

Lads if I’m building a new pc is it retarded to pay the premium on a motherboard that can take both DDR4 & DDR5 or is it sensible, as I can buy cheap DDR4 ram now and upgrade to DDR5 down the line?

[Anonymous No.49679677]

STOP LOSSES SET UP FOR ALL TICKERS
PREPARING FOR THE END

[Anonymous No.49679678]

>>49679601
Fuckin love seals, sea lions, sea leopards.

[Anonymous No.49679680]

>>49679601
very cute but sea lions are pretty aggressive and I wouldn't be in a car with them

[Anonymous No.49679682]

>>49679644
They have to pretend that inflation isn’t the goal

[Anonymous No.49679685]

>>49679253
Based. Inflation is over anyway look around you.

[Anonymous No.49679691]

>>49679566
kek Your black, female admirals doing gorilla dances won't see it coming. China humiliating america and the west would be very good for the white race and the future of humanity.

[Anonymous No.49679690]

>>49679601
It's cool, bro, just enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.49679692]

>>49679621
news at 2 and then a bunch of farting at 230

[Anonymous No.49679707]

>>49679457
Declaring that they are dismantling

[Anonymous No.49679714]

>>49679606
500 bps

[Anonymous No.49679720]

>>49679540
That would pop the bond market.
Yields skyrocket.
Stocks crater.

[Anonymous No.49679721]

i'm longing into MILF lads

[Anonymous No.49679723]

Technology bros... not like this

[Anonymous No.49679724]

>>49679591
Then points to it and says 'that's your economy, right there' then saunters off the stage

[Anonymous No.49679727]

>>49679644
Considering last quarter's GDP print was negative and this one's is shaping up to be 0, they would actually do that if inflation weren't 8.6%.

[Anonymous No.49679729]

>>49679677
Gambling my life savings in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.49679730]

Holy fuck. I just sold in the right moment.

[Anonymous No.49679737]

So how hard is it gonna dump after powell is done bullshiting?

[Anonymous No.49679738]

>>49679691
when was the last time china humiliated anyone other than themselves?

[Anonymous No.49679739]

>>49679692
succinct and accurate

[Anonymous No.49679746]

>>49679680
That's a seal, not a sea-lion.

[Anonymous No.49679749]

spooked, i'm cash gang losers

[Anonymous No.49679755]

>>49679653
WTF ARE YOU TELLING ME IM GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 30 MINUTES? MY ALREADY TOOK MY LAXATIVES IN PREPARATION FUCK

[Anonymous No.49679756]

>>49679493
A human being chud

[Anonymous No.49679768]

>>49679676
Pay the premium now because we'll be out of motherboards by year end and parking cash in hard assets is a good move.

[Anonymous No.49679778]

somebody bake before it happens we cant afford to thread split

[Anonymous No.49679782]

>>49679729
Same. Might buy tqqq if the market pumps to offset

[Anonymous No.49679784]

With inflation still so high, the Fed knows it needs to do something drastic to snap everything back. 50 bps wouldn't be enough. 75 bps won't even be enough. It needs to be 100 or 125
However, they deliberately leaked 75 bps to get everyone mentally prepared for a shock... but it still needs to be even shockier than that
So it's gonna be 275

[Anonymous No.49679787]

>>49679737
Took me way too long to realize that webm was backwards

[Anonymous No.49679790]

>>49679737
How are boomers this dumb?
>What's a wheel chock?

[Anonymous No.49679798]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49679803]

all movement right now is just jittery cowards who dont want to risk playing the F.E.D. announcement

in an hour from now we will be so fucking green

[Anonymous No.49679806]

IS ANYONE ELSE ABSOLUTE CALM AND COLLECTED?? CAUSE I SURE AS FUCK AINT

[Anonymous No.49679812]

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.49679839]

>>49679806
it's going to be 75 and we crab

[Anonymous No.49679840]

>>49679803
how much money have you lost?

[Anonymous No.49679847]

QUICK
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
WHEN TO EXPECT
WHAT TO EXPECT

[Anonymous No.49679850]

>>49679737
THATS THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE

[Anonymous No.49679852]

STATEMENT LEAKED WILL POST IN NEXT THREAD

[Anonymous No.49679856]

THE STAIRCASE TO HEAVEN IS FORMING ON THE 2 YEAR

[Anonymous No.49679868]

>>49679847
take deep breaths

[Anonymous No.49679869]

Who else ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI

[Anonymous No.49679870]

SOXL going to end the day over 18 last chance to grab her by the pussy while she's underage!

[Anonymous No.49679874]

>>49679806
i took a nap, mmm coffee

[Anonymous No.49679875]

nEW
>>49679854
>>49679854
>>49679854

[Anonymous No.49679879]

>>49679847
SPY 380 EOD

[Anonymous No.49679880]

>>49679847
BUYYY I MEAN SELLL I MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49679883]

>>49679790
>oil futures down
>normie stocks up
big bull trap getting set up

[Anonymous No.49679884]

>>49679691
God I can't wait until Vlad and Xang double team every woman in Europe because they can't afford food

[Anonymous No.49679887]

>>49679737
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.49679891]

>>49679847
sanity: megadump
incompetence: bloody crab
honk honk: pump

[Anonymous No.49679896]

>>49679852
go larp somewhere else

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49679899]

>>49679840
im up 6k today

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49679958]

Bought 0dte nasdaq 11300 puts

[Anonymous No.49679974]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49679975]

>>49679883
FUCK BRO I JUST BOUGHT US FOODS

[Anonymous No.49679988]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49680005]

Just loaded up on SPY C. It's free money. Thanks Jerome

[Anonymous No.49680022]

>>49679674
Where can you see the statement

[Anonymous No.49680073]

>>49680022
>>49679930

[Anonymous No.49680075]

>>49678456
Ahahhahaha delusional i really hope the normies don't believe this but i have no hope of that

[Anonymous No.49680235]

>>49678767
NJ anon? Never thought I'd be so glad to live in this shit hole.

[Anonymous No.49680251]

75 BPS

IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE

[Anonymous No.49680308]

>>49679311
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.49680329]

The 75BPS is priced in, and when the fed announces 50BPS we will pump

screenshot this

[Anonymous No.49680366]

>>49678514
I would but my broker is taking unusually long to let me withdraw my realized funds lol getting kind of worried now

[Anonymous No.49680392]

>75 bps
>stocks green
>bonds green
>Bobo on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49680418]

>>49680329
You're already late which was priced in

[Anonymous No.49680464]

75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS
WHERE CRASH??!?!?

[Anonymous No.49680524]

PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.49680539]

WHAT THE ____FUCK____ WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.49680575]

>>49680329
BUDDY!

[Anonymous No.49680721]

Do your worst Jerome Powell you wallstreet bootlicker! I know how you act, you won't win this time woth my new strat

>50k on calls expiring next week
>50k on puts expiring next week

Either way I'm walking away rich just by holding. SPY pumps $20? Thanks for the $500k. Dumps $20? Thanks for the $500k.

All of it into gold asap, checkmate Jerome, I'll be rich in whatever country I feel like going to.

>3
>2
>1
>0

this is all a larp I'm too scared to actually do this and I dont even have that much money. However would this work?

[Anonymous No.49680798]

>>49680721
If you personally did this SPY would definitely stay completely flat for the week. That's just how the universe works buddy

[Anonymous No.49681124]

>>49678916
Yeah. She was a Bosnian girl who moved to Canada when she was young. She would tickle my prostate while jerking me off. At the same time she would tell me stories of Canadian armed forces members killing her relatives. 150$ Kingston Ontario

[Anonymous No.49681235]

>>49680798
So is 75bps priced in or not?