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>> No.49674816
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49674816

Don't buy, just get out while you can. The short squeeze right now is an obvious bear trap. Corporate investors are trying to keep whatever losses they have low right before the Fed meeting and Jerome's press conference.

You've been warned.

>> No.49674818
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49674818

2 HOURS UNTIL GIGADUMP

>> No.49674822
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>> No.49674823

w..what gonna happen at 2:00 pm bros?

>> No.49674826

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBFdtRbFD0

>> No.49674838
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>>49674773
N

>> No.49674847

Calling it now Powell will do 1% increase, shock and awe

>> No.49674851
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49674851

>FXI

>> No.49674857

>>49674822
>conveniently ignores the gas taxes

>> No.49674858
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NO TENGO DINERO AIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.49674861
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49674861

Surely no1 is bullish unironically right?

>> No.49674864

>>49674823
I'd advise you not to be in the bond room when this goes down bro............

>> No.49674865

>>49674823
Heat death of /biz/

>> No.49674866

>>49674816
This post makes no sense

>> No.49674869
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49674869

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.49674885

>>49674858
Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn2Xy2cbcWA

>> No.49674884

>>49674816
>don't buy it's a bear trap
????

>> No.49674894
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49674894

When I say Based you say Biden
>Based!

>> No.49674898

We are oversold, period.

>> No.49674903
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>>49674869

>> No.49674901

>The Fed. Overnight Just Bought A BOATLOAD Of Debt. The ECB Will Follow. IMPORTANT UPDATES! Mannarino

enjoy your fake pump mumus

>> No.49674906
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>>49674869
Jerome is slamming some prime Bangs finna heem the fucking bond market soon bro

>> No.49674910
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49674910

Let's gooo

>> No.49674911
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>>49674838
V

>> No.49674917

>>49674857
He's from the same shithole town as booty-judge, what do you expect?

>> No.49674918
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49674918

*ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.

>> No.49674922

>>49674822
this guy's kid is a tranny

>> No.49674933
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>>49674885
https://youtu.be/kwxIGe1oOJQ?t=26

>> No.49674943

>>49674894
actually based. russians are even worse scum than muts

>> No.49674944
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>>49674823
the end

>> No.49674947

>>49674894
Based, pretty cool if they sink a few more ships

>> No.49674954

>>49674894
>I don't want to hear anymore lies about reckless spending! We're changing peoples lives!!!!

>> No.49674956
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49674956

wat do?

>> No.49674971

OFFICIAL pre-fed announcement thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUtAe5PUKtE

>> No.49674978
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>>49674956
>the chinese tries to hack lithium

>> No.49674980

>>49674956
Ghost her

>> No.49674985
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49674985

wonder what hes thinking right now

>> No.49674991

Should I sell?

>> No.49674997

>>49674894
Real estate in Switzerland ain't cheap Jack! We're changing lives with this spending!

>> No.49675003

>>49674956
Chinese deactivated the lithium atoms.

>> No.49675005
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>>49674822
>it's capitalism when the government fucks with the supply of something because it wants good boy points

>> No.49675006

>>49674823
Jerome announces stochastic rate adjustment for the rest of the month. He pulls out a dice and rolls, varying from -25 bps (a roll of 1) to +100 bps (a roll of 6). He also makes sure to note that he cannot be blamed for what happens, it's in God's hands now.

>> No.49675017

>>49674991
What you’ve been holding this entire time?

>> No.49675020

>>49674894
Just another 10% for the big guy Biden might be the richest person in the world when he gets impeached

>> No.49675025
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49675025

75bps hike.
Energy Peaking.
Yields Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Markets Bottom.
Simple as.

>> No.49675030

>>49674956
Network. Even if she doesn't know anything, I'm sure she knows other smart boiz such as yourself

>> No.49675035

>>49674985
I was just thinking about that.

>> No.49675040

>>49674910
I hope this is code for repealing environmental protections that stop us from being energy independent.

>> No.49675043

>>49674956
Oh yeah I am sure that schizo bitch is interested in lithium.

>> No.49675052

>>49675017
Simple etfs. vtv, vti, voo, dia. A touch of soxx.

>> No.49675055

>>49674956
get some nudes first at least bro

>> No.49675061

>>49674956
That is absolutely a bot lol

>> No.49675068

>>49675025
Market's topped simple as

>> No.49675075
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49675075

My thoughts exactly desu

>> No.49675076
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49675076

i like to think big players in the market browse this place from time to time to let off steam in their politically correct jobs by dropped a few nigger bombs than dropped a person yolo

>> No.49675088

>>49675025
God I wish I was as based as Mads

>> No.49675099
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49675099

>zoom out

>> No.49675114

>>49675076
yeah letting off a few niggers anonymously on the internet before they go back to their office to have orgy's with child sex slaves.

>> No.49675116

>>49675076
4chan isnt completely anonymous, they probably wouldnt risk it

>> No.49675133

>>49674956
Say no and refuse to elaborate. Just type no and walk away.

>> No.49675136
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>>49674956
idk bro, I also have a predicament

>> No.49675144

>>49675076
100% chance some big name guys have shit posted at least a couple of times

>> No.49675147

recommend me some good oil stocks

>> No.49675150
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49675150

Ladies and Gentlemen, today will go down in history as the #Bottom.
A toast

>> No.49675155

>>49674894
good.

>> No.49675163

>>49675150
THAT'S BRISK, BABY.

>> No.49675170
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>>49675068
Bears will eat shit.
>>49675088
Your digits say you are.

>> No.49675173

>>49675076
I browse for a laugh but these days you're getting a lot more boring and repetitive.

>> No.49675175

>>49675150
what the fuck is this monstrosity abomination of a drink?

>> No.49675177

>>49675116
>4chan isnt completely anonymous
complete bollocks

>> No.49675178

>>49675114
haha o h man thats terrible are they hiring?

>> No.49675186

>>49674823
React to rate release for 30 min, then crab while he speaks, then react as he talks, then pump to close and dump tomorrow.

>> No.49675188

>>49675076
Maybe somebody else is, but I'm just a mechE in the auto industry. Things seem mostly calm around here. Some supply chain bullshit that's made my 2022 a little rough.

Ford's had plant closures on and off all year though. Seems bad for the future imo

>> No.49675191
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>>49675150
>80 calories

>> No.49675202

>>49674822

Under communism you wouldn't even have a car lol

>> No.49675205
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>>49675052
Hold that shit until you retire.

>> No.49675223
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>>49674985
probably thinking lunch

>> No.49675240

>>49675076
Yeah I like to come here and post pepe and say nigger from time to time.
t. JPOW

>> No.49675241

>>49675173
>shoving anime figurines into assholes isn’t enough anymore

>> No.49675245

I’m to lazy to wait for this faggot Powell just let me know what he says later

>> No.49675247
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49675247

sold the top of roblox today(buy in at 21)
package that I ordered in januray is arriving today
grandad gave me a scratch ticket and I got 2 bucks

>> No.49675251

>>49675150
take the risk, drink the brisk

>> No.49675253

>>49675170
Cope

>> No.49675257
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49675257

What will happen at 2pm?

>> No.49675259

>>49675245
no.

>> No.49675272

>>49675052
Why would you guy Vangaurd ETFs without the intent of holding them for 20+ years?

>> No.49675283
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49675283

When DXY 110?

>> No.49675286
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>>49675253
Seethe & Dilate.

>> No.49675287
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>>49675257 pain

>> No.49675297

>>49675272
Because I didn't know what else to do with my money. I'm not very smart.

>> No.49675298

>>49675257
I hate America so much fucking nigger lovers.

>> No.49675315
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>>49675257

>> No.49675319

>>49675177
As long as you don't piss off someone working for the FBI you'll be fine. Unfortunately that's actually a pretty easy thing to do if you post on /pol/.

>> No.49675333

the whole board agrees things are going to shit at 2pm, so why are any of you still in the market? it's like refusing to get out of the way of an oncoming train

>> No.49675338

>>49675030
She doesn't know anything, she had to write an L and R on the back of her hands going for her driving test so she could follow instructions.
>>49675061
Nah she's extended family

>> No.49675342

>>49675191
Muh fuckin dick....who?

>> No.49675360

>>49675298
excuse me sir, that is a future doctor, lawyer, or spaceship engineer™. please go to your local antibigotry department for reprogramming.

>> No.49675362

>>49675257
So indecent exposure is cool now?

>> No.49675364
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>>49675333
>the whole board agrees
inverse smg

>> No.49675365

so..

50 bps = market rallies
75 bps = markets stays neutral
100 bps = market goes down 5%

is that whats going to happen?

>> No.49675367

>>49675333
I’m waiting for the train, I still can’t tell which platform it is going to.

>> No.49675369

>>49675333
But what if it goes up anyway?

>> No.49675372

>>49675333
Always inverse smg.

>> No.49675379

>>49675333
I'm short EUR. Go Dollar!

>> No.49675383

>>49675333
Newfag alert. Sell the rumor, buy the news.

>> No.49675388

>>49675360
He's not an immigrant you idiot. That is a proud born American.

>> No.49675392
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>>49675283
The fire rises brother!
DXY is not slowing down in the foreseeable future!

>> No.49675393

>>49675362
yall forgot to ask exactly what we were ridin' with biden

>> No.49675398
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>>49675257
Damn it, jannies deserve a pay cut.

>> No.49675399
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>just got out of the shower
>already sweating
fml

bonus: typing this while naked

>> No.49675404

I am bagholding uranium hard man. Is there any fucking future in these green fucking rocks man???

>> No.49675408

>>49675202
Really? There isn't any cars in China? Wild

>> No.49675411
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>>49675191
Tummy

>> No.49675416
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>>49675379
Let me know when you're in debt Kurumi-chan.

>> No.49675418

>>49675333
Nothing will happen at 2pm. Market algos will react then crab for 30 min to presser. The whole thing isnt over until Friday close.

>> No.49675426

>>49675365
>>49675367
>>49675369
>>49675372
its going to go up anyway. market has already priced in a 100 bps hike and unless powell goes full 200 then we're going up negroids.
>>49675388
like I said, that is a future doctor, lawyer, or spaceship engineer. please take your bigotry to pol. you chud.

>> No.49675427

>>49674822
Yes gapitalism is when the government fucks you and then trannies claim it's the free market.

>> No.49675442

>>49675365
50bps = market rallies
75bps = market dumps a little and then dumps more for the next two weeks
100bps = market dumps hard and then recovers tomorrow
500bps = S&P dumps to 2000, commodities rally next week

>> No.49675441

>>49675202
Pretty sure they got cars in Cuba, China, and Vietnam.

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>>49675286
You do not pass, sorry.

>> No.49675451

BTC 15K by Friday, and 10K by next Friday.

>> No.49675455

>>49675404
Uranium topped.

>> No.49675477
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49675477

How low does this have to go before houses become affordable again?

>> No.49675478

mega pump before the announcement. i predict it will pump even further. everything was just FUD. but, im probably not going to buy anything because its a gamble.

>> No.49675481

>>49675451
nice. I can use BTC to buy a 4chan pass!

>> No.49675503

>>49675477
affordable for whom?

>> No.49675509

>>49675333
its obviously going to retard pump at 2:03 pm anyone who says otherwise is just trying to make you lose money

>> No.49675513

>>49675451
Unbelievably based

>> No.49675531

>>49675404
>>49675455
Was thinking about opening a position in UEC once it's sub $3. Do you think it will bounce back?

>> No.49675537
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49675537

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, why don't you wake up from your bad dreams
When's the last time you took a little time for yourself?
There's no reason to be so down
Rather fly around like there's no ground
And I, I bet you wish you had these
'Cause carryin' this weight'll break your glass knees, yeah
Don't need no chauffeur, fuck the backseat
No, I stay behind the wheel and never half speed
Get the fuck out of my car, this ain't a taxi
They love to see me lonely, hate to see me happy
Call me what you want, she call me daddy
Got a knack for getting nasty everyday, we keep a tally, yeah
Oh, it's true, I want it badly
Hit the zoom, I be moving like a athlete
(Now concentrate) no reason to be that upset
I'm busy tripping 'bout some shit that still ain't even happen yet
I keep it honest as honesty gets
Don't know why I'm always talking if I'm not making sense
I spent my life living with a lot of regrets
You throw me off my high horse, I'll probably fall to my death
it's obvious you not on your best
I might just pull your card if it's on top of the deck
Gimme, gimme what I need and then I'm onto the next
That's what we calling cause and effect
Yeah, why don't you wake up from your bad dreams
When's the last time you took a little time for yourself?
There's no reason to be so down
Rather fly around like there's no ground
And I, I bet you with you had these
'Cause carrying this wait'll break your glass knees, yeah
Don't need no chauffeur, fuck the backseat
No, I stay behind the wheel and never half speed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

>> No.49675543

I'm gonna miss papa Powell's speech today FUG.

>> No.49675544

>>49675477
Houses and apartments should honestly just be redistributed by the government to individual families. Fuck bankers, fuck landlords, fuck real estate speculators.

>> No.49675554

>>49675509
>>49675478
The last three times it pumped on meeting day it marked the top of another leg down

>> No.49675557

>>49675477
Houses will never be affordable

>> No.49675563
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>>49675449
That WEBM.

>> No.49675577

>>49675477
6-12 years i guess

>> No.49675592

BUDDY LOOK AT UVXY COMPUTER

>> No.49675594
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>ywn sieg heil with johnny depp
why even live bros
also, we're going up

>> No.49675595

>>49675544
Insanely based

>> No.49675600
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PUMP IT

>> No.49675607

>>49675136
One of the all time funniest screencaps.

>> No.49675610

>>49675554
that may be, and im going to buy sqqq probably EOD friday, but today, it will pump.

>> No.49675621
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>>49675451
Look friend, this is a buying opportunity-time to double down on your investments. Remember to 'too the moon' well BTC can take you past the moon! Thin of all you have to gain! Invest like a pro. Now its the time!

>> No.49675639

>>49675333
so why don't you short?

>> No.49675641

>>49675554
hey man if you're holding stocks for longer than 2 hours that's on you

>> No.49675643

>>49675592
-10%
if we get a market dump itll go up 200%
no risk, no reward

>> No.49675648
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>>49675477
They'll never be affordable again man you missed the boat. No idea why anyone thinks housing will ever go down. People are stress tested for high interest rates when getting a mortgage to avoid repeating 2008. Anyone who gets washed was over leveraged etc but they can fundamentally afford the home and people will give up other luxuries (nicer car, toys, whatever) before giving up a house.

So
>some people will be house poor
>a tiny minority will get washed and lose their home
>still massive supply crunch

Prices are not going down to affordable 'median house hold income can get a SFH now' ever again.

>> No.49675651

>>49675477
MBS <> house prices. MBS are dumping because new MBS will yield more than old MBS due to the looming, massive mortgage rate increase.

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>>49675607
Up there with

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>>49675592
Good, brother.

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>>49675333

>> No.49675667

>>49674894
>clown world shall continue until clown world is done
Not surprised.

>> No.49675677

What's a good position to be in if we assume 50bps in two hours?

>> No.49675693
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>>49675531
Make it 1.30$

>> No.49675694

This is an extremely sustainable pump bullbros, the bond and currency markets have lost their damn minds, the divergence on DXY and TNX is just a bunch of money losing faggots. We’re unironically going to melt up to 5000 EOY, QQQ 600 EOY.

>> No.49675701

>>49675404
We're gonna keep accumulating DNN bros, we're gonna make it! No, I will not stop buying at $1 and I refuse to sell even at $2 before it goes back to $1 again where I buy at $1 and...

>> No.49675704

>>49675006
>varying from -25 bps (a roll of 1) to +100 bps (a roll of 6).
on a d20 of course

>> No.49675714
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>>49675677
LONG EVERYTHING (except oil lel)

>> No.49675715

>>49675654
>Forgetting the poojeet footfag trying to fuck that granny

>> No.49675718
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>>49675677

>> No.49675722

Let's go Brandon!

>> No.49675725
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49675725

im high key retarded
made gains off gme candle a coupe mins ago
shorting amd before j poo speaks
gl hf

>> No.49675734

Bros… I keep DCAing on UVXY but it keeps going lower. Just make it stop.

>> No.49675751
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>>49675449
>mutilation common with mexican cartels

>> No.49675785

>>49675734
>DCAing a leveraged ETF

ha, I know this is a troll but damn some people are stupid.

>> No.49675789
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49675789

why did burry delete his twatter?

>> No.49675806

>>49675789
He doesn’t want to be held responsible for what’s about to happen

>> No.49675815

>>49675785
I’m not trolling though…

>> No.49675819
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>>49675333

>> No.49675829

>>49675789
he does it every couple of months usually when hes wrong about something online and cant face the public scrutiny

>> No.49675835
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49675835

$SPX 3825 eod

>> No.49675845

>>49675202
>Under communism you wouldn't even have a car lol
>he wouldn't be emitting dust particles causing health problems in a 2000 km radius
I'm thinking based

>> No.49675848
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49675848

>>49675449
kek

>> No.49675852

>>49675654
That was legendary

>> No.49675859
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>>49675829
>>49675829
thats kinda what I figured.

>> No.49675862
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>>49675477
>houses
>affordable
When you invent a time machine and travel back to 1971.

>> No.49675869

>>49675257
I will raise by 200 points, get ready faggots

>> No.49675873
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49675873

does smg trust JPM?
50bps: down
75bps: up then down
100bps: down then up

>> No.49675874

How much would you invest in the "Nigger Lock".
It is not a lock that keeps niggers out. It is, in fact, a lock that only opens if someone yells NIGGER at the top of their lungs near it.
Apply it to politicians houses and watch them squirm.

>> No.49675880
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49675880

>>49674816
You mean bull trap you fucking dunce...

>> No.49675883
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49675883

>>49675075
ancient wisdom

>> No.49675887
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49675887

>>49675734
The thing about volatility is that it depreciates over time. Did you even think to zoom out on the chart?

>> No.49675889

>>49675815
diamon hands brother the squeeze is soon

>> No.49675893

>>49675869
I hope so.

>> No.49675897

>>49675829
>usually when hes wrong about something online and cant face the public scrutiny
False. He does it for legal reasons.

>> No.49675902

>>49675869
If that happens, Powell better walk to the podium for the press conference with an EDM light show and a smoke machine

>> No.49675927

Just for old times sake I decided to check the Bayhorse Silver share price. My fucking sides. I wonder if anyone has killed themselves yet because of that shill.

>> No.49675929
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49675929

>>49675815
Anon...

>> No.49675931

>>49675815
Well luckily you’re not blind buying it, you have a bit of institutional support telling you volatility is probably too cheap right now, despite these insane premiums on the index

>> No.49675934

>>49675654
He’s right though. Having fresh valve cover gaskets avoid few few annoying things that can cause a car engine issues.

>> No.49675943

>>49675333
YOLO

>> No.49675947

>>49675076
I'd like to think the dude posting monkey torture stuff was one of those guys. Fuck them.

>> No.49675948

>>49675365
>50 bps = market rallies then goes down 1%
>75 bps = market rallies then goes down 5%
>100 bps = market rallies then goes down 7%

>> No.49675957

>>49675897
yea bro if you just delete your twitter all your tweets dissappear of the internet forever completely like they never existed in the first place. Just tell the feds "nuh-uh i didnt say that!"

>> No.49675960

>>49675714
hmmmm yes mamacita pose like this for me
yummy butt.

>> No.49675966
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49675966

I've been wondering what happens to 20x derivatives when the underlying instrument goes -5% in one day. Does it go -100% and get wiped out, or does it retain some arbitrary, low number and keep existing?

>> No.49675995

>>49675639
oh but I did

>> No.49676007
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49676007

>>49675365
>>49675948
Golly I sure hope so.

>> No.49676011

>>49675005
Oh yeah, excellent point. Let's just go for anazrcho-capitalism so the world can be a utopian paradise of ubermenschen and fertile womenfolk.

Get bent, bootlicker.

>> No.49676012

>>49675835
VIX capitulating
it's starting

>> No.49676024

>>49675170
God I hope you're real and not a shill because I want you to suffer.

>> No.49676033

>>49675966
Depends on the type of derivative and the contract of that derivative. Options go to near 0 but are typically like 5 cents.

>> No.49676035

>>49675333
because I'm braindead and unless I have something in the market, my brain drifts into other things and I miss on proper opportunities. also I invest long term, I don't care about meme dumps

>> No.49676036
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49676036

the market is gonna dump and close the gap up before rallying when jerome powell speaks

>> No.49676040

>>49675948
pretty accurate by past standards.

>> No.49676046

Just bought 5k more UVXY. Total position now around 20k. I know the Fed will crash the market. I just know it.

>> No.49676054

>>49675960
why even make a post like this?
retard thinks hes in a strip club or something

>> No.49676056

>>49675966
You get a call. A scary call. From a man at the bank. He will fuck you up if you don’t get him his money back. Do you understand what you’re playing with here?

>> No.49676069
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49676069

lol priced in chud

>> No.49676076
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49676076

>>49676012
samefagging like my portfolio is 9 figures

>> No.49676091

>>49676046
how long are you planning to hold if it ends down today?

>> No.49676096
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49676096

>>49676024
I want to help you.
I want to ease your suffering.

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49676103

>>49674822
HAAAAAANK
YOU'RE POSTING A TWEET - NOT SEARCHING ON GOOGLE

>> No.49676107
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49676107

all of your options are gonna get heemed in 2 hours. deal with it

>> No.49676110

>>49676033
I was thinking about certificates that are explicitly 20x. Them going to 10 should mean that the derivate is dead. Options can always, at least theoreticaly, recover.

>> No.49676112

>>49676046
sorry just a slow bleed.

>> No.49676119

>>49675927

Kek

>> No.49676127
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49676127

How is Memearino playing today? I hope he took his meds pre-fed release it could get ugly for him

>> No.49676129

>>49676046
I may pick up a few lottos in case he does some surprise bullshit

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49676141

>>49676110
>10
0*

>> No.49676143
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49676143

>>49676107
wait till the market does the u-turn when JP speaks

>> No.49676149

>>49676103
>implying he doesn't know what he's doing

>> No.49676152

>>49676127

>holding banks
>crypto

RIP

>> No.49676153
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49676153

the fed didn't care about inflation for the last 2 years and they still don't care

>> No.49676164

CNBC right now is absolutely crazy right now, demanding Powell to create a recession but acting like the economy will turn on a dime and be flat/up in six months

>> No.49676166
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49676166

>>49675927
We have had some great pump and dump scams over the years here.

>> No.49676168
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49676168

>>49675677

>> No.49676175

BUDDY VIX SEMICONDUCTORS

>> No.49676181

>>49676164
CNBC is soap operas for boomer men completely worthless

>> No.49676184

>>49675957
I don't know all of the legalese faggotry, but obviously he doesn't believe that it's scrubbed off of the internet either. SEC has been breathing down his neck for several months so it's probably just some loophole in regards to liability.

>> No.49676196
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49676196

GMEbros...

>> No.49676200

>>49676091
If market gigapumps I’ll liquidate my whole position without a second thought and realize a loss of several thousand dollars. I don’t have the stomach to hold it.

>> No.49676203

>>49676141
Yes very nice legs I like them a lot keep me updated.

>> No.49676205
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49676205

>I missed the pump
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
"No" is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
Because one is the loneliest number
That you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number
That you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number
Much, much worse than two
One is the number divided by two
One
One is the loneliest number

>> No.49676209
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49676209

>>49676153
They care NOW

>> No.49676216

>>49676110
Youd have to post the ticker or something. Or contract. No idea what you are talking about.

>> No.49676217

>>49676164
100 bps?

>> No.49676221

>>49675404
its a long hold imo like years and years

>> No.49676223

>>49676153
they didn't care until inflation was over 6% and moving quickly

>> No.49676233
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49676233

chance of 100bp hike has gone up to >7% in the past few minutes

>> No.49676234

>>49675873
>if the fed pussies out the market will just price in the fed being aggressive later
Lmao no winning for JPOW. Recession priced in.

>> No.49676240

>>49675365
50 rally. 75 dump because only a probability is priced in. 100 limit down.

>> No.49676239
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49676239

>>49676164
The economy could turn on a dime, just replace the president with someone that just does the opposite of Biden.

>> No.49676243

When they say they hiked rates, which specific rate are they and which ticker symbol can I type into my broker to see it

>> No.49676245

>>49676209
>went from 25 lbs to 2.5 lbs
>but more buff
interdasting

>> No.49676246

>>49676011
>if we arbitrarily limit the supply of oil, we'll stop global warming instead of prices just going up instead
retard

>> No.49676249

nasdaq +3% eod

>> No.49676261

>>49676164
>NPC news network
Their primary goal is to protect the rich and continue the two party system. They have no real financial advice and you are consuming propaganda from a number of think tanks by watching it.

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>>49676233
shitposting instinct took over, here's the pic

>> No.49676288

>>49676245
Higher reps at a lower weight are much better for cutting. Lower reps at a higher weight are for muscle/strength building

>> No.49676299
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49676299

What's going through this chuds mind right now?

>> No.49676300

>>49676200
whats your stop loss set at? I was thinking 13 but the problem is, if the market pumps now we're guaranteed a decline in the coming weeks/months, could sell today to miss a huge gain going into the next weeks but man its scary
the vehicle is designed to drop after all

>> No.49676301

>>49676233
It’s going to be higher than 100bp.

>> No.49676304

>>49676143
His 2kbp(s) hike is already priced in.

>> No.49676307

>>49676269
will be laughing very hard at this fake meme spreadsheet in 1 hour 40 minutes when it's 50

>> No.49676323

TQQQ chads we ready for this gigapump

>> No.49676330

>>49676096
Don't worry about me I sold all my stonks last year and went all in on VCMDX and PCRIX. I'm up about 50% for the year and took profits last month to buy this gold dip. I'm going to throw about 10k into PM's today so really, I'm fine lol.

>> No.49676333

slaughtering some cows just in time for father's day

>> No.49676341

Sacrifice the third world to save the dollar Powell! Stop being a pussy, save the dollar and fuck them up, what are you waiting for bitch.

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49676348

>>49676076

>> No.49676356
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me later holding TQQQ

>> No.49676366
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49676366

why dont they just fly the inflation to mordor

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49676370

>>49676217
200

>> No.49676378

>>49676153
>>49676209
>he went from 25 lbs to 2.5 lbs
?

>> No.49676381
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49676381

How long are we going to be stuck in this recession/bear market for? This just feels like a repeat of the Obama years.
>administration begins with a recession
>mass illegal migration
>Russia takes more of Ukraine
>higher gas prices

>> No.49676383

>>49676299
contemplating if he's going balls deep with or without lube tonight
shorts are getting absolutely cunter'd

>> No.49676400

>>49676381
Well it is Obamas third term

>> No.49676413

>>49676381
2-3 years

>> No.49676414

>>49676356
Nerve gas strikes again

>> No.49676417

>>49676341
>Sacrifice the third world to save the dollar Powell!
why would he sacrifice America?

>> No.49676418

>>49676381
they got out of the last recession by inflating everything there is no getting out of this one without a world war or alien jesus coming to save us

>> No.49676427

>>49676300
I’ll probably set a stop above 14.50. 13 is too low for me. If I hold until 13 then I might as well not sell and just wait for the next dump.

>> No.49676434

>>49676378
Higher reps bro gets you more shredded. Heavier weights means bulk. Go check with /fit/ about this stuff, just don't be there for too long or it might turn you gay.

>> No.49676440

>>49676381
>Lybia starting shit again
yep Obongo 2.0

>> No.49676446

>perfect double bottom on AAPL
lel

>> No.49676453

Time long NRGD?

>> No.49676454

>>49676196
HODL DIAMOND HANDS POGCHAMP

>> No.49676456
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49676456

1 - Breakout
2 - Backtest, held support on positive divergences

>> No.49676461
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49676461

>>49676417
Not unless the dollars dead it’s not. Or did you not watch the euro getting heemed this week

>> No.49676462

>>49676356
is that the arc of the covenant?

>> No.49676464

>>49676434
I do 3*5 heavier for my main lifts and than 5*10 low weight rep accessory work every workout

best of both

>> No.49676466

>>49676434
What fucking threads are you going to on /fit/? I think you turning gay is more of a personal problem.

>> No.49676468

>>49676434
>too long or it might turn you gay.
what do you mean? dick measuring threads are the most heterosexual thing there is

>> No.49676467
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49676467

>>49676356
Pfizer claims another 3 lives

>> No.49676470

>>49676418
how do i vote for war

>> No.49676471

>>49676440
Don't forget we will probably have shit with Syria again.

>> No.49676476
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49676476

Attention all /smg/ passengers:

im bored

>> No.49676480

>>49676434
Oh OK ty anon. The only workout I do is hiking and fasting.

>> No.49676496

>>49676356
Guy in red might have lived. The other two are super dead

>> No.49676498

>>49676461
i made a US=third world joke

>> No.49676509
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49676509

I'm scared about my calls

>> No.49676513

>>49676476
Very cute girl I would like to hug and kiss her

>> No.49676514

>>49676498
I know. I’m autistic please stop bullying me.

>> No.49676524

Why are bulls so delusional?

>> No.49676525

>>49676381
Hopefully nit long I work at a marketing agency and marketing is always slashed first in hard times, can’t afford to lose my job I have almost zero cash

>> No.49676526

>>49676513
shes working leave her alone

>> No.49676532

>>49676471
Turkey is already balls deep
>>49676480
based

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49676536

>>49676456

>> No.49676537
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49676537

>>49676466
/fit/ is full of "personal problems"

>> No.49676540

>>49676456
they'll fill the gap up first before they rally it, might move it sideways for quad witching this friday, then reposition for longs into ath this year

>> No.49676543

>>49676509
this guy looks like he's doing it on purpose but i ca nt tell

>> No.49676546

>>49676356
I thought chinamen were good at handling chopsticks

>> No.49676548

>>49674985
He's thinking about your mom's sweet ass I just tapped son.

>> No.49676551
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49676551

SAY IT WITH ME BEARCHUDS
>GIGA PUMP

>> No.49676557
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49676557

Volume is so low that I, a broke bitch, could make a sizeable splash in AMD right now.

>> No.49676572

>>49676466
>gets buff to attract women but ends up attracting fags instead.png

>> No.49676666

>>49676543
It's from a Chinese TV show called Xuie Hue Zhao Lie Tzien Tsung Jingzhou.

>> No.49676665

>>49676526
I’ll trap her when she goes to the restroom and then she’ll be all mine. No one will hear her cries over the sound of the train rumbling.

>> No.49676673

>>49676509
Bullish on YANG

>> No.49676677

>>49675150
>#bottom
Pound bottom?

>> No.49676679

wonder if i should jsut buy sqqq now.

>> No.49676680

>>49676513
>girl
sir thats a cartoon drawn by a man

>> No.49676686
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49676686

>>49676665
based thinker rapist

>> No.49676691
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49676691

recession canceled bozos

>> No.49676694

>>49676216
He's talking about how a leveraged etf going to 0 means it's dead.
An option going to 0 on the bid can still recover until it's expiry

>> No.49676707
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49676707

>>49676551
Props to the anon who made picrelated. All it's missing is a volume graph

>> No.49676713

>>49676464
retarded ass program
post body

>> No.49676716

>>49675477
>houses become affordable again
lol. lmao even
Those rate hikes are going to fuck you HARD. Yea, that $400k house went down to $300 but you'll be paying MORE in interest and monthly payments.

>> No.49676727

>>49676666
I don't see the pun you're trying to make BUT I DO SEE THOSE QUADS HOLY SHIT

>> No.49676739

>>49676707
>zooms out

>> No.49676747

will BTC break through 20k? i need some pink wojaks in my life today

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49676752

>>49676551
>Fed not hiking rates by at least 75BPS means market crashes due to inflation fears
>Fed hikes rate by 75BPS means the market still crashes due to inflation fears
>Fed hikes rate by more than 75BPS means the market crashes due to the leverage institutions becoming too expensive to maintain and funds of all kinds have to liquidate, flooding the market with sell orders.

There is literally no way for this to end well for you MUMU. You are fucking delusional.

>> No.49676756

>>49676727
I'm from China do not know what quads means.

>> No.49676764

>>49676330
PMs still in a downtrend wait for a capitulation.

>> No.49676771

>>49676752
or
>its priced in

>> No.49676777

next
>>49676759
>>49676759
>>49676759

>> No.49676785

>>49676686
Who said anything about rape? I was just going to show her my toenail and booger collection.

>> No.49676795

GDPNOW DROPPED TO 0%
0% GDP GROWTH NEXT QUARTER
WE ARE 100% IN AN OFFICIAL RECESSION

>> No.49676800

>>49676166
Hehe

>> No.49676823

>>49676795
that means the stock market should go up

>> No.49676839

CMRA is the latest biomeme pump and dump kek.

>> No.49676862
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49676862

>>49676739
To what? The chart that shows we're 15% lower than we were a year ago?

>> No.49677019

>>49676862
the chart that shows we're still massively up and doesnt. cater to your specific bear theory

>> No.49677083
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49677083

>he boughted the low volume pump

>> No.49677407

>>49674823
>SIR DO NOT SELL THE STOCK....SIR.....BLOODY BITCH BASTERD!!!! DO NOT SELL!!!

>> No.49677607

>>49674858
AI CARAMBA!

>> No.49678198

>>49674894
Death to all Russians

>> No.49678665

>>49676366
nazguls duh