/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49672675]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>49670975

[Anonymous No.49672706]

Remember that corporate investors are pumping the stock price so they can cut their losses before the Fed meeting fucks the market.

Be careful with your buying and selling around now, you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.49672711]

>>49672675

[Anonymous No.49672722]

more like SHIT market

[Anonymous No.49672731]

you have three hours and twenty minutes to take advantage of this exit pump. get out while you still can

[Anonymous No.49672733]

>>49672711
Putin’s price hike!

[Anonymous No.49672742]

uranium

[Anonymous No.49672743]

>>49672711

[Anonymous No.49672759]

Fuck man, what is Tucker Carlson going to say tonight? Do you think it'll impact the markets?

[Anonymous No.49672761]

>4:00pm ET
>President Biden Deliver Remarks to Celebrate Pride Month
When did america become so fucked up?

[Anonymous No.49672763]

>>49672742
Uranium has been truly awful recently

[Anonymous No.49672767]

>"I, Jerome Powell, solemnly swear to keep inflating the stock market."
>*guitar riffs can be hear with increasing volume*
>"WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMALAM"

[Anonymous No.49672769]

In the process of making it. Just secured a raise to $20 from $16. My wife just left her $48,000 a year job for the same job at $70,000 a year. 2 years into a mortgage on a house in good neighborhood whose city is rapidly expanding (south Florida). My burping onlyfans side business is bringing in $6,000 a year as well. Looking hard at some private equity to invest in before the year is done. Thanks for reading my blogpost

[Anonymous No.49672784]

>>49672761
Second term of obama. 2012 to be exact when Cern did their experiment to create a mini black hole.

[Anonymous No.49672786]

>>49672706
I all-in'd an IRA into UPRO yesterday :)
I'm either getting me some gains or going to want to kms.

[Anonymous No.49672787]

>>49672761
What's wrong, don't like cock?

[Anonymous No.49672791]

>>49672733
>trumps fault
>putin fault
>oil companies fault
>putins fault
>HaVe YoU'll HeArd Abt E15?!?!?!
>Still putins fault

[Anonymous No.49672794]

>people buying into this obvious bull trap
hahaha how retarded are you

once hike is on we can expect further decline

[Anonymous No.49672799]

>>49672769
>My wife just left her $48,000 a year job for the same job at $70,000 a year
she's going to get fired within the next 3 months
you realize that, right?
she raised herself right into the unemployment line

[Anonymous No.49672803]

my dad works for the federal reserve
he said they're going to raise rates by 200 basis points today

[Anonymous No.49672807]

>>49672761
I personally love the LGBTQPAI2+ community. They're brave, strong, AND powerful.
Can I get some ESG investing now?

[Anonymous No.49672811]

Is it time to long BABA yet?

[Anonymous No.49672817]

I sold my siga calls for a loss
Watch it pump now

[Anonymous No.49672819]

>>49672767
Powell has made the commitment to wreck the market and fix inflation. Inflation is part of their mandate. They cut rates after raising some a few years ago because there was no inflation. So the fed said they will keep it at 0% until inflation shows up. Well now it did. They will hike and hike but it may be at such a slow rate that it takes 1-2 years for inflation to sort itself out.

[Anonymous No.49672824]

>>49672769
If you are burpbro then Godspeed anon and I hope you make it

[Anonymous No.49672828]

>>49672761
Kind of bullish that he doesn't have any remarks scheduled relating to the fed meeting

[Anonymous No.49672830]

>>49672769
How old are you my guy?

[Anonymous No.49672836]

>>49672803
Your dad is John F. Reserve???

[Anonymous No.49672840]

>>49672799
Nah she’s really good at what she does. The kind of company she works for is in no position to be firing talented staff. What sort of cope is this?

[Anonymous No.49672856]

My puts and Vix position is ducked isn’t it? Jpow is going to let inflation continue to ravage the country as he opts for a only a 50 bp raise? God, I hate how fucked this world is.

[Anonymous No.49672857]

>>49672761
America was destined from its inception to be the synagogue of satan.

[Anonymous No.49672859]

U.S. crude oil refinery inputs averaged 16.3 million barrels per day during the week ending June 10, 2022 which was 67,000 barrels per day less than the previous week’s average. Refineries operated at 93.7% of their operable capacity last week. Gasoline production decreased last week, averaging 10.0 million barrels per day. Distillate fuel production decreased last week, averaging 4.9 million barrels per day.

U.S. crude oil imports averaged 7.0 million barrels per day last week, increased by 0.8 million barrels per day from the previous week. Over the past four weeks, crude oil imports averaged about 6.5 million barrels per day, 2.2% more than the same four-week period last year. Total motor gasoline imports (including both finished gasoline and gasoline blending components) last week averaged 650,000 barrels per day, and distillate fuel imports averaged 158,000 barrels per day.

U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve)
increased by 2.0 million barrels from the previous week. At 418.7 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 14% below the five year average for this time of year. Total motor gasoline inventories decreased by 0.7 million barrels last week and are about 11% below the five year average for this time of year. Finished gasoline inventories increased while blending components inventories decreased last week. Distillate fuel inventories increased by 0.7 million barrels last week and are about 23% below the five year average for this time of year. Propane/propylene inventories increased by 1.6 million barrels last week and are about 13% below the five year average for this time of year. Total commercial petroleum inventories increased by 4.9 million barrels last week.

1/2

[Anonymous No.49672869]

>>49672711
kek He actually bragged about increasing the price of crude.

[Anonymous No.49672874]

>>49672803
It’s the only move that makes sense to tackle inflation. Anything less than 2% increases won’t do shit to tame inflation.

[Anonymous No.49672878]

>sell my uranium stocks for profit
>buy back in at the dip
>it dips more
>it crashes
and just like that i became a uranium bagholder

[Anonymous No.49672879]

So the US dollar is probably going to be the global reserve currency for at least our entire lives, right?? If that's the case then won't "line go up" unironically be the end result? Sure we'll see shitty years like this one but what's stopping the economy from continuing to rise at the same levels that it has on average over the last century?

[Anonymous No.49672889]

>>49672767
>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.49672892]

Just bought 500 sqqq. Low IQ or high iq

[Anonymous No.49672895]

>>49672859
Total products supplied over the last four-week period averaged 19.8 million barrels a day, up by 2.3% from the same period last year. Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product supplied averaged 9.0 million barrels a day, down by 1.1% from the same period last year. Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.8 million barrels a day over the past four weeks, down by 5.7% from the same period last year. Jet fuel product supplied was up 22.6% compared with the same four-week period last year.

2/2

https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

[Anonymous No.49672899]

>>49672857
Seethe more catholic trash.

[Anonymous No.49672911]

>>49672879
> So the US dollar is probably going to be the global reserve currency for at least our entire lives, right?
At least until WWIII, yeah.

[Anonymous No.49672915]

>>49672878
welcome to the radioactive zone

[Anonymous No.49672918]

>>49672761
just a matter of time when everyone thinks "i'll just get rich and move away from the problem lol xD"
and now you can't anymore

[Anonymous No.49672920]

>>49672761
honestly, we get what we deserve

[Anonymous No.49672921]

Posted right before last thread got killed. Rate my portfolio. Just put my life savings in this morning.

[Anonymous No.49672925]

>>49672892
If you're just playing today, high IQ.

[Anonymous No.49672926]

>>49672836
What does the 'F' stand for?

[Anonymous No.49672929]

>>49672892
Cringe IQ.
Should have bought upro

[Anonymous No.49672939]

>>49672840
>What sort of cope is this?
You tell us, it's your cope. Your wife will be unemployed before winter, thems the facts, Jack

[Anonymous No.49672949]

>>49672759
Idunno. I turn him on at the nursing home I work at and todays old people are surprisingly apathetic to politics. What's up with that? Our country is doomed.

[Anonymous No.49672958]

>>49672830
29. Did militsrycinstead of college so that’s why the low wage

[Anonymous No.49672968]

>>49672915
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.49672976]

>>49672711
>openly tells everyone he will kill oil
>retards: OMG WHY IS OIL SO HIGH???? FUCK!!
>also retards: THERES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND RELUBLICANS!!!!

[Anonymous No.49672983]

How many bongs until Jerome?

[Anonymous No.49672990]

>>49672921
>soxl
Kek you done for lad. Enjoy your bags.

[Anonymous No.49672998]

>>49672769
>City rapidly expanding
Better be one of the few ones without niggers and spics. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here after being here all my life and I'm not even in a neighborhood with those

[Anonymous No.49672999]

>>49672769

Hey burpbro, hope you’re doing well. But as the other anon mentioned, recession about to HEEM every new hire in the coming months. Take care and don’t let those faggots convince you to take dick picks like we discussed last time.

[Anonymous No.49673001]

>>49672958
Ah, I get it. Well good for you for working on your stuff dude. Just takes time.

[Anonymous No.49673004]

>>49672976
>right hand does one thing
>left hand does another thing
clearly two different people entirely

[Anonymous No.49673011]

>>49672983
bout tree fiddy
(unironically)

[Anonymous No.49673013]

>>49672921
10/10 if this is a screenshot from 2020, if it's current then 1/10

[Anonymous No.49673021]

>>49672939
His wife will always have a job with tyrone and thig master g

[Anonymous No.49673036]

>>49672926
John Federal Reserve :)

[Anonymous No.49673037]

NO NO NO
PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.49673038]

>>49672949
They’re in a nursing home. Why WOULD they care?

[Anonymous No.49673040]

>>49672958
Bro, I didn’t even finish high school and I’ve been making more than you since I was 18. My wage still has room to grow too. You better be living in a small town.

[Anonymous No.49673044]

>>49672921
>SOXL
Yet another one fell for the lies of the SOXL_shill

[Anonymous No.49673048]

ummnmmmmm we are going down bros.....

[Anonymous No.49673053]

Uh oh! Line go down!

[Anonymous No.49673074]

>>49672998
Mostly whites and the good Hispanics.

[Anonymous No.49673076]

>>49672742
uranium murdered my port. down 30%

[Anonymous No.49673078]

>>49673048
Good

[Anonymous No.49673082]

>>49673004
a better metaphor is that you are standing between a blue guy and a red guy who each are pointing a gun at your head

[Anonymous No.49673084]

>"Note.. to.. self.."
>"Pump.. $40 million into the stock market.. right when I speak."

[Anonymous No.49673085]

WE TOLD YOU
NOT TO GET
HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49673099]

Oh Burgerbois, I hope you enjoy your currency using $2 bills as a minimum due to how expensive everything will be, thanks to inflation just like we do! Don't worry, we don't pay any capital gains or income taxes, so all your investments will be safe, and we're fucked, er pegged by the USD so $1 BMUMU = $1 USD.

Why, our amazing government just reported we *only* have 2% CPI / inflation. We're so good, I can't imagine why the USA is so high at 8%, unless...

[Anonymous No.49673102]

>>49673038
They're still Americans.

[Anonymous No.49673105]

>>49672895
Was there ever a time this year where jet fuel hasn't increased week after week?

[Anonymous No.49673109]

>>49673040
What do you do and yes my COLA is pretty low for florida

[Anonymous No.49673111]

>>49673085
FUCK YOU YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

[Anonymous No.49673113]

>>49672879
Were you planning on only living until next year?

[Anonymous No.49673126]

I have to confess something to you /smg/. I'm a farty poopster.

[Anonymous No.49673128]

Would you buy this chart, mumu?

[Anonymous No.49673129]

>>49673105
September 12th, 2001

[Anonymous No.49673130]

I'M GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE YOU BETTER DANCE

[Anonymous No.49673132]

>>49672976
It's a uniparty for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.49673135]

>>49673044
>all in jnug

Time to make your transition to the dark side complete.

[Anonymous No.49673148]

>>49673074
Broward? I'm in Broward, towards the beach.

[Anonymous No.49673154]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8

>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.49673157]

>>49672999
Her job is very safe.

[Anonymous No.49673186]

>>49673148
Martin county. Towards the beach also

[Anonymous No.49673198]

>>49672761
When the opponents of the US Federal Reserve were killed on the Titanic, with the proponents missing that voyage they had tickets for for (((various reasons)))

[Anonymous No.49673203]

.

[Anonymous No.49673210]

>>49673148
He said whites.

[Anonymous No.49673211]

>>49672819
If the fed can go this long without doing anything about inflation (and if they can go as long as they did doing QE) then it’s just fantasy to pretend they’re beholden to any mandate or any kind of duty to be apolitical.

[Anonymous No.49673215]

>>49672761
Obama and the Smith-Mundt Act

[Anonymous No.49673218]

>>49672921
You are loved anon just remember that.

[Anonymous No.49673237]

I need to know how much my Independence Day bbq is going to cost this year under President Poo Pants' economic plan.

[Anonymous No.49673252]

>>49673109
Construction.

[Anonymous No.49673260]

>there’s still people out there who haven’t sold
I don’t know what to tell you

[Anonymous No.49673268]

and just like that PUTS ARE SAFU

[Anonymous No.49673273]

>>49672807
>LGBTQPAI2+
i cant find this ticker

[newfag No.49673286]

>>49673148
he said whites, so probably naples or some other west coast

[Anonymous No.49673293]

>>49673273
SIGA

[Anonymous No.49673297]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP ALL DAY WTF

[Anonymous No.49673300]

>>49673252
Ahh ok. I was offered $26 doing construction but it’s too fucking hot here and ive killed my body in the military already. I’ll take $20 for a cushy manufacturing job and getting of at 3 everyday

[Anonymous No.49673301]

>june 15 370 puts
I thought about buying some of these but saw the market ripping after gapping up and realized it would be too risky. saw them at .80, they're at 1.10 now

[Anonymous No.49673305]

ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49673306]

I’m DEFINITELY buying more, this is the strongest most undervalued economy I have ever seen!

[Anonymous No.49673308]

>>49673129
Thanks for the chuckle, anon.

[Anonymous No.49673316]

Line is down!

Bitcoin is down!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

[Anonymous No.49673332]

>>49673237
>Inflation bugging you this year?
>Bite Back with Bug Bites
>must-hear(d) fact, the price of a 4th of July cookout consistent completely of bugs has fallen 80% this year!

[Anonymous No.49673344]

if im looking simply to invest (and hold), why shouldnt i just dump everything into upro or tqqq instead of buying the index

[Anonymous No.49673350]

>>49673186
Oh nice that's actually a decent area but I wouldn't consider that south Florida. Where you're at doesn't really deserve to be lumped in with south florida

[Anonymous No.49673351]

>>49673148
33332 fag here.

[Anonymous No.49673358]

>>49673316
It was a dead cat.

[Anonymous No.49673366]

Nice pump you got there, mumu. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

[Anonymous No.49673384]

>>49673350
I consider it South because it’s 4 hours to the northern border and 2 hours to miami. Plus I think it sounds cooler

[Anonymous No.49673390]

>>49673344
chop loss

[Anonymous No.49673404]

>oil plummets to $117 a barrel

[Anonymous No.49673410]

>The Federal Reserve's monetary policy decision is set for 2 p.m. ET, with a press conference from Powell beginning at 2:30 p.m.

Place your bets!

[Anonymous No.49673413]

>>49673293
SIGA is a bet on how much faggots fuck eachother and women’s fear of being a leper.
>WHERE MY SIGAYS AT!?

[Anonymous No.49673437]

>>49673410
If this Jerome nigga don't pump those rates up I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

[Anonymous No.49673452]

Isonagi no Jutsu

[Anonymous No.49673454]

>>49672742
Peaked.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49673460]

DRIIIIIIP GAAAAAAANNNNNGG

[Anonymous No.49673467]

What does Mannarino's portfolio look like

[Anonymous No.49673496]

>>49673410
>The Federal Reserve's monetary policy decision is set for 2 p.m. ET
line go down at 2:05

[Anonymous No.49673499]

>>49673460
Is that pooh shiesty?

[Anonymous No.49673512]

>>49673467
he went all in on commodities lol

[Anonymous No.49673523]

>>49673467
He's never shared it with you guys?

[Anonymous No.49673553]

>>49672889
and he still fears niggers

[Anonymous No.49673556]

>>49673499
I think that's key glock desu

[Anonymous No.49673573]

>>49673499
nah bruh that's spottemgottem frfr no cap
>>49673404
>Amidst the third year of Joe Biden's presidency, while the nuclear war in Europe rages on, oil flash crashed today to $500,000 per barrel from $550,000 per barrel.

[Anonymous No.49673586]

>>49672911
So about 3 months?

[Anonymous No.49673589]

It would be better for everyone if all speculative assets collapsed, real value can be found again

[Anonymous No.49673597]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SCHIZO BROS DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE'S NOT PUMPING THE RATES??!?!?

[Anonymous No.49673616]

>>49672926
Faggot

[Anonymous No.49673636]

This pump is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.49673640]

>>49672791
Think about it this way. If putin didn't invade would prices be what they are? No, they would be around half of what they are at worse.

[Anonymous No.49673639]

This is the fake-ist and gayist pump that I have ever seen in my entire miserable fucking life. And believe me... my life is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.49673648]

>>49672675
Why are people so soft and dumb?
>shut down economy
>markets go up
>still higher than when first shut down
>somehow urge to panic
Imagine erasing a decade of gains.

[Anonymous No.49673658]

I've been looking through the FED'S website and can't tell where it is they make the rate announcement. Anyone know for sure where it shows up first in real time? I think it would be fun to see it happen

[Anonymous No.49673671]

Insane number of collateral calls today, I don’t know if it’s bonds equity or MBS, but something took a rashy shit and obliterated these mutual funds collateral. This is the most calls I’ve ever seen in one day.
Gonna have to break some kneecaps if the fund managers don’t pay up. Just part of being Mr. Margin I guess

[Anonymous No.49673672]

>>49673589
Plebbit won't let that happen. They keep propping up all the dogshit I'm trying to short like RDBX. I wish those fags would stop forcing failed memes for one fucking day.

[Anonymous No.49673674]

>>49673648
Because its decades of “gains”

[Anonymous No.49673673]

I think people right now are overreacting like crazy. We'll still crab upwards until 2:30, the rest of the day is a huge ??? and then we'll violently dump tomorrow and the rest of the week.

Its happened twice already people, just play your cards in consequence.

[Anonymous No.49673683]

>>49673658
I just look at twitter pages for it, it's faster for them to post it at 2:30:05 than me look for it

[Anonymous No.49673687]

>>49673648
>Imagine erasing a decade of gains
For fresh entries. Buy low sell high and all that stuff

[Anonymous No.49673690]

>tfw shadowbanned

[Anonymous No.49673697]

>>49672761
I remember the 1990s

[Anonymous No.49673712]

>>49673640
No they wouldn't. Crude prices corrected back to where they were before the war, then traded based on supply/demand/policies ever since and have been steadily increasing. Price targets BEFORE the war were $125 to $135, now they're $140 to $160 (with some extreme targets in both cases).

[Anonymous No.49673721]

>>49673658
2:00 Eastern, my illiterate brother.

[Anonymous No.49673732]

Why is this market so gay? MY PUTS.
Who is buying this dogshit stock?!?!

[Anonymous No.49673751]

>>49673721
I know the time but what page is it on id my question. Kind of hard to tell. Since I don't see the last hike on their announcements page

[Anonymous No.49673765]

>>49673690
On Leddit?

[Anonymous No.49673769]

when do we dump

[Anonymous No.49673775]

SIGA simps...

[Anonymous No.49673777]

>>49673690
It's for the best.

[Anonymous No.49673778]

>he didn't buy SIDU

[Anonymous No.49673795]

>>49672857
jews are the synagogue of satan, America is the whore of babylon

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49673814]

Jerome
you have one job today

dont fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.49673816]

>>49673732
short squeeze
>market go down 3-4 days in a row massively
>people short it
>short squeeze happens
nothing new

[Anonymous No.49673820]

>>49673775
i can't believe they changed the name to jennifer aniston

[Anonymous No.49673821]

>>49673775
This is monke slander. There's nothing wrong with monkes

[Anonymous No.49673826]

>>49673648
look at the trend line. We're almost back to where we should be.

[Anonymous No.49673831]

>>49673751
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/2022-june.htm

[Anonymous No.49673849]

>>49673697
Simpler times. Gays need to go back in the closet

[Anonymous No.49673856]

>>49673732
You're losing to a numale trader

[Anonymous No.49673860]

>>49673778
stop avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.49673863]

>>49673732
>Buying puts during a FED meeting

[Anonymous No.49673864]

I have 16c on UVXY expiring Friday. Is this a smart move?

[Anonymous No.49673866]

>>49673820
LOL

[Anonymous No.49673868]

>>49673769
after meeting then its nothing but -2% and -4% daily for the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.49673881]

NO TINGO DINERO AIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49673883]

How much left till FOMC meeting?

[Anonymous No.49673885]

HOW LONG TILL FOMC

[Anonymous No.49673886]

>>49673814
He won't, Jerome will successfully crash the market.

[Anonymous No.49673889]

>>49673826
That's what I'm trying to convey.
If everyone loses their shit over a normal correction, imagine if the S&P tests 2,000

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49673894]

>>49673820
kek

[Anonymous No.49673897]

>>49673831
I know what time the information is printed online, and I know what time the speech is. I'm asking where the print shows up online first. Where does it print in front of my eyes before the speech.

[Anonymous No.49673904]

>>49673881
*Tengo

[Anonymous No.49673916]

>>49673300
You do what ever you want bro. I just like making cash, plus I’m good at what I do.

[Anonymous No.49673919]

>>49673883
3 hours

[Anonymous No.49673921]

>>49673883
1 hour and 45 minutes, but don’t get your hopes up Powell will just talk about inner city crime rates and inequity

[Anonymous No.49673924]

LINE GO UP OR LINE GO DOWN?!

[Anonymous No.49673934]

>>49673814
Whatever he needs to say, may he sound confident and not stutter. The fate of this planet relies on it unironically

[Anonymous No.49673936]

>>49673897
They post it concurrent with Powell speaking. Is this literally the first time you've watched this?

[Anonymous No.49673941]

>>49673889
Imagine if we break 1000, wouldn't that be wacky

[Anonymous No.49673943]

>>49673921
>>49673919
>>49673885
Its 2 pm ET

[Anonymous No.49673950]

>>49673924
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49673952]

>>49673924
Up a little then down a lot

[Anonymous No.49673956]

>>49673919
>>49673921
This board is useless

[Anonymous No.49673958]

b u l l i s h JIROME

[Anonymous No.49673965]

>>49673924
My pp up.

[Anonymous No.49673971]

Why is nasdaq drawing a dick?

[Anonymous No.49673975]

What's going on with options? Very little liquidity in single names lkke GME, JD even fucking BABA WTF is going on?

[Anonymous No.49673976]

>>49673883
>>49673885
Tomorrow at 3PM eastern

[Anonymous No.49673981]

>>49673816
>>49673863
BYND was actually crabbed the last 2 days while everything else was down. And I've held this position for 2 weeks, I was 10c shy of my sell price at its lowest before it just started acting like a piece of shit (Again)
>>49673856
I'm going to go see a marvel movie on release day just so I can ruin the ending for these sois.

[Anonymous No.49673983]

>>49673971
It's bored

[Anonymous No.49673985]

N

[Anonymous No.49673986]

>>49673943
I heard it was 6pm UTC, which is in nearly 2 hours

[Anonymous No.49673989]

>>49673924
jack off man tell me line go round in fuckin circles

[Anonymous No.49673996]

>>49672856
>Jpow is going to let inflation continue to ravage the country
if he's doing this we're going to end up a failed state, they will cause lower class to starve and middle class to go into bread lines for the top 10%'s stock value
they cannot kick the can down the road any further

[Anonymous No.49674007]

>>49673941
That'd be glorious. You and I will be the only ones in /smg/ - everyone else will be on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.49674010]

Guys, im shook af about the upcoming F*d interest rate policy what game should I play on steam to pass the time until they destroy everything?

[Anonymous No.49674011]

It's all shit you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M

[Anonymous No.49674015]

EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.49674016]

75BPS LEAKED
CHECK TWITTER LMAO

[Anonymous No.49674033]

>>49673975
No clue, but volatility is really high on the index right now but super low on single names, I’m actually moving more volume into single name puts

[Anonymous No.49674035]

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49674039]

Sadly we will never have a Gigachad chairman like Paul Volcker again. No one to dry butt fuck inflation into Oblivion.

[Anonymous No.49674040]

>bought calls yesterday
>sell them at open
>100% cash ready to short/long

[Anonymous No.49674045]

>>49674016
Post it faggot don't just talk about it

[Anonymous No.49674053]

>>49673996
Wahes will sumply equiliburate my dear.

[Anonymous No.49674057]

>>49674039
That's because the fed stopped being independent a long time ago

[Anonymous No.49674058]

>>49674016
nah, they are going 1+ to destroy everything they have sold all of their stonks

[Anonymous No.49674059]

>>49673860
I literally got out of bed an drove to McDonald's to use their wifi just to smug post to you losers. I'll do as I please. Also I wanted some hot nugs.

[Anonymous No.49674062]

>>49673956
It's 2 hours and 40 minutes

[Anonymous No.49674066]

>>49674033
Yea that was my plan originally but these options man the spreads outside of the megas are wide af. Spy contracts are still liquid as is other indexes but im tempted to sell options at this point because I doubt getting a good fill is gonna be easy

[Anonymous No.49674069]

>>49672856
Honestly if they took this shit at all seriously it should have been like 225bp five months ago 25bp isn’t enough to make a difference one way or another. It shows how fucked things are that people are so hysterical over a fraction of a percent when we obviously should have been at like 5% before COVID

[Anonymous No.49674071]

>"75bps priced and doing anything less would really be self-defeating at this point" - Goldman
They are literally copy pasting what we're saying hours later. Hi Goldman employee

[Anonymous No.49674090]

>>49674059
Jannies need to rangeban all McDonalds desu

[Anonymous No.49674096]

this is all happening because of me
not even memeing

[Anonymous No.49674098]

>>49674007
>>49674007
We would also be at the suicide watch, but with popcorn

[Anonymous No.49674106]

>>49673936
No they post the number first and then he gives a speech later.

[Anonymous No.49674110]

For only a few hundred or thousand dollars I could buy all the bread in my walmart right?
And I could sell it outside the store at markup right?
Until another shipment comes in right?
How long does that take?

[Anonymous No.49674113]

>>49674059
God bless you.
Congratulations!

[Anonymous No.49674128]

>>49674096
Are you meming?

[Anonymous No.49674129]

>>49674096
Jpow?

[Anonymous No.49674131]

>>49672761
I am tempted to say since they decided to "side" with (oney) the jews during WW2
But I should really go for civil war instead.

[Anonymous No.49674133]

it goes down

[Anonymous No.49674139]

>>49674110
they could and would stop you from selling it outside

[Anonymous No.49674140]

>>49674098
party time!

[Anonymous No.49674143]

>>49673697
why is 1SG a major

[Anonymous No.49674149]

>>49674096
who are you bro?

[Anonymous No.49674158]

>>49674096
Biden?

[Anonymous No.49674170]

>>49674110
https://legalbeagle.com/7640872-federal-antihoarding-law.html
>Within the United States, these laws take effect under martial law so as to ensure citizens may access food in the occurrence of a catastrophic event.

[Anonymous No.49674173]

>>49674133
It don't go down.

[Anonymous No.49674174]

>>49674140
Long ropes

[Anonymous No.49674177]

>>49674059
>avatarposting
Sheesh time to learn your lesson

[Anonymous No.49674210]

Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.49674217]

>>49674158
Biden does not know what a computer is bro

[Anonymous No.49674227]

>>49674113
Thank you anon. Enjoy a green portfolio

[Anonymous No.49674228]

imagine being powell right now

[Anonymous No.49674229]

>>49674143
Is Captain being insubordinate?

[Anonymous No.49674232]

>>49674210
the answer is in your voicemail inbox

[Anonymous No.49674243]

>>49674139
i'll just rent the lot that the fireworks display will occupy in a couple weeks

>>49674170
there's no catostrophic event

[Anonymous No.49674256]

>>49672743
>Vladimir Putin's Price Hike
>With All Words Capitalized
Laughing. Surely no-one falls for this blatant and cynical propaganda?

[Anonymous No.49674273]

>>49674243
Biden being president is a catastrophic event

[Anonymous No.49674277]

>2h30m
lamo

[Anonymous No.49674279]

>>49674170
LOL
Nigger they will literally have to kill me if they want to seize my food stores. I will NOT go down before popping some faggot glowies in the face with a rifle if they come to take MY stored food

[Luiznon No.49674300]

>>49674210
sell. everything.
>captcha RT DOG

[Anonymous No.49674301]

This Powell guy better hike the rates 100boipussi points now to teach these fake pumpers a lesson.

[Anonymous No.49674303]

>>49674173
IT DO GO DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49674320]

>>49674273
If Hillary was elected in 2016, the market would've already collapsed. We bought ourselves some time with Trump.

[Anonymous No.49674328]

>>49674277
qt.

[Anonymous No.49674329]

>>49674279
>Pulling a gun on the government.
Anon...

[Anonymous No.49674338]

[Anonymous No.49674343]

>>49672879
>what's stopping the economy from continuing to rise at the same levels that it has on average over the last century
The fact that real resources are actually Limited?
Sure you can prop up your numbers across the board using bullshit service jobs as a vessel, but that will only inflate the price of commodities up until the point where the inflated salaries can't keep up with the inflated price of necessities. And we Weimar again.
Invest in wheelbarrows.

[Anonymous No.49674348]

>>49674277
I could've saved her.

[Anonymous No.49674359]

this market is going to go so schizo come 2pm

[Anonymous No.49674367]

don't fuck me, jerome

[Anonymous No.49674369]

>>49674228
He just reads the script building up to the grande finale

[Anonymous No.49674378]

>>49674228
Truly an unenviable position. The entire world expects him to fix what took 40 years to fuck into oblivion, and all he can do is slightly adjust an interest rate. Clown market clown world

[Anonymous No.49674390]

>>49674329
They WILL have to kill me. I’m literally NOT repatriating my food to the same fucking entity that fucked up the food supply in the first. If people are starving I won’t sit by and let them starve, but sorry faggots you had your chance to not fuck up the food supply in the first place, you do NOT get to take my food first without a fight.

[Anonymous No.49674397]

>>49674338
>check post date
>remember about jewish boogyman holiday is ending soon
>last time it ended we got 9/11

bros....

[Anonymous No.49674403]

>>49674369
whats the lore with these guys since they died? I took a break

[Anonymous No.49674404]

The US constitution states that only gold and silver can be money how did the federal reserve end up with all the power?

[Anonymous No.49674422]

>>49674338
>bitcoin shirt
lmao butthurt

[Anonymous No.49674427]

DAXchads.. we won

[Anonymous No.49674429]

>>49674404
We sold the country to the Jews in 1913.

[Anonymous No.49674444]

>>49674404
Jews

[Anonymous No.49674449]

>>49674403
Their death marked the start of the crash.

[Anonymous No.49674479]

>>49674403
>died
oh no those were dummy decoys

[Anonymous No.49674502]

>>49674390
>you do NOT get to take my food first without a fight.
If you pull a gun on the glowies you're fucking dead and they take your food anyway, or you could let them take it and live another day.
Be reasonable.

[Anonymous No.49674518]

Anybody here frick with ghost guns, aka 3d printing or milling your own guns? I want to buy a mill cuz I like the engineering aspect of it but I don’t want a visit from the ATF.

Also, I need VIX to stop blowing my cock and to actually go to work with its mouth. This foreplay is horrible.

[Anonymous No.49674521]

>>49674378
It is kind of crazy, he has to decide whether to fuck over the boomers, or every younger generation, and even then, everything could still crash anyway.

[Anonymous No.49674548]

>>49674010
tw warhammer 2 as beastmen, its prep for the degrowth future

[Anonymous No.49674550]

>>49674338
>that bitcoin logo on his shirt
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.49674556]

>>49674518
g...glowie-kun?

[Anonymous No.49674559]

>>49674502
Die a free man or live a slave, you mean?

[Anonymous No.49674567]

>>49674518
>but I don’t want a visit from the ATF.
its 100% legal, no one cares that you bought a shitty CNC

[Anonymous No.49674574]

>>49674378
Only possible way to fix inflation is to hike to like 15%

[Anonymous No.49674579]

>>49674422
lul

[Anonymous No.49674586]

>>49674518
No we're not talking about that type of Fed, sorry.

[Anonymous No.49674606]

>>49674518
No.
You can buy barrels and barrel liners and follow this:
https://archive.org/details/practicalscrapmetalsmallarmsvol.1-22

[Anonymous No.49674613]

>>49674518
Why yes fellow insurgent, I also am looking for some white nationalist to do some 3-D gun printing

[Anonymous No.49674634]

>>49674559
It's a slave system.

[Anonymous No.49674642]

>>49674518
Absolutely reported for illegal content.

[Anonymous No.49674653]

>>49674502
I don’t care, I will die then. That’s worth dying for, If they decide to kill me for my food so they can take 50% to feed their own inept asses so be it, at least I wasn’t complacent with their corruption. Literally what will happen if they are at the point they are forcing me to share my food by gunpoint is that they will take the food, feed the kleptocracy, and dig the hole even deeper. If they come for my food, I will fight. Very simple. Literally anyone in my town could come and ask for food and I would try to rationally ration it if they were asking, I am not feeding the government though nuh uh fuck that.

[Anonymous No.49674663]

Fed meeting will bring only pain.

[Anonymous No.49674692]

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49674695]

>>49674663
Or joy, depends on your perspective

[Anonymous No.49674698]

>>49674567
I mean, I figure it’s legal since you can by a nice CNC machine with preloaded plans on it, I was just curious as to how much you can be hassled or if laws will change soon.

[Anonymous No.49674705]

>>49674518
www.google.com

[Anonymous No.49674741]

>>49674586
would be funny if the FBI noticed an uptick in people saying "Fed" in this thread and came to check out what they were talking about

[Anonymous No.49674742]

>>49674692
Putting in a head and shoulders

[Anonymous No.49674757]

>>49674698
It's not what you did anon, it's what they can prove in court.

[Anonymous No.49674761]

>schizos already predicting collapse of society and are considering massive gun buying and bulk purchase of food products with no shelf life for long term food storage
extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.49674762]

Bobo are you ok? Are you ok, bobo?

[Anonymous No.49674769]

>>49674653
So you would die over a few cans of beans? Is this rational thought? It's a slave system you were never free give the food or die for it you'll die a slave.

[Anonymous No.49674794]

New
>>49674773
>>49674773
>>49674773

[Anonymous No.49674806]

>>49674692
If it goes down another 60% two whole years of gauns will be gone...

[Anonymous No.49674807]

>>49674762
???
We are up 0.9%

[Anonymous No.49674825]

Bitcoin has reverted to it's price in December of 2020. If it goes back 3 more months to September 2020 it will be $10K.

[Anonymous No.49674836]

>>49674653
Anon.... The easy solution is to just give up your food after poisoning it.

[Anonymous No.49674852]

>>49674653
>I wasn’t complacent with their corruption
When the bullet hits your skull what will it matter why?

[Anonymous No.49674863]

>>49674836
Based kek.

[M No.49674880]

>Always buy the FOMC
The people who say this itt are short sellers falseflagging

[Anonymous No.49674897]

>>49674836
Ok, I will do that. Good idea.

[Anonymous No.49674909]

>>49673941
>>49674007
750

[Anonymous No.49674924]

>>49674852
Life after death exists, it matters a lot.

[Anonymous No.49674932]

>>49674897
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.49674939]

>>49674642
But it’s not illegal.

[Anonymous No.49674987]

>>49674909
I'll bring the beer