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Anime will never be real, so I guess I'd have to get a 3d girl. But how?

>> No.4966125

eh /biz/ ? should be in /ar/ or even /x/

>> No.4966246

>>4966073
Parties drop if you have money. Be careful what you wish for anon. Women are a mess.

Remember that a majority of marriages in the US lead to divorce. And 80% of all divorces are initiated by women.

>> No.4966254

>>4966073
Squeeze that big silver zit
It IS a zit, right? Because jewellery would be degenerate

>> No.4966259

>>4966073
we don't, women are gainz guzzlers

>> No.4966260

>>4966073
fake

>> No.4966261

GFs are easy if you made it, but dont become a milk cow

>> No.4966266

>>4966246
Meant panties

>> No.4966281

Pump and dump irl

>> No.4966365

>>4966073

fuck off roastie

>> No.4966410

>>4966073
Of course it’s /biz/, the board full millionaire crypto neets, that attracts women. Fucking roastie gold digging sluts REEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD

>> No.4966456

>>4966073
>hiding entire body
Fat fuck. Kys

>> No.4966474

>>4966073
Would you have sex with someone from 4chan for crypto?

>> No.4966478

just buy them in thailand.

>> No.4966481

>piercings

literally dropped

>> No.4966506

>>4966478
Which altcoin?

>> No.4966520

>>4966474

Yes

>> No.4966588

>>4966520
enough to buy a pretty sweet used motorcycle

>> No.4966610

>>4966520
I didn't ask u

>> No.4966624
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4966624

>>4966073
invest in AI

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4966635

>>4966073
what is this "girlfriend" thing i keep hearing about? i can't find it on coinmarketcap

>> No.4966643

>>4966073


If you need money to attract a woman she's a whore, so let's do some basic calculations.

What's the rate of a clean escort per hour - $800-1000? Let's say we include other countries - average it at $200.

$200 for an hour of sex, let's say you have 10 hours of sex a week at the start whilst if it lasts 20 years it goes down to perhaps 2.5 hours and account for deterioration / wear and tear at about 0.65.

That's about $108000 for 20 years service just in whore value. So if you want a whore, that's what you need disposable for her to stay a gf not included all your other expenses - you have to control the purse strings.

>> No.4966673

>>4966506
confido, obviously.

>> No.4966680

Hmm well you'll probably need to shed some autism. Find some materials on eye contact, body language, and speech. Then learn to be a Chad by reading about what to talk about on Goodlookingloser

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4966719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2f_j5ojKJo

Here you go Anon... Only $10K

>> No.4966725

>>4966643

Of course you discount for the deviation for the looks of an average hooker, pay premium for any desirable personality traits or intelligence and get discounts for your own looks and desirable personality traits and intelligence.

However $100k plus is your baseline for an average hooker looking chick just as a neckbeard - however she's just with you for your money and it'll make you hate her.

Plus you have to have other assets like a house and car - that's just money she needs thrown at her over time.

If you have children shit gets increasingly expensive.

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4966736

>>4966719

Or if you want them to leave in the morning... You can go this route.

>> No.4966750

>>4966725

Also the market's not perfectly liquid so you'll ideally move somewhere whores are cheap.

>> No.4966774

>>4966736
look at that disgusting piece of hump meat

>> No.4966812

>>4966246
I’m not gonna lie but this. I’ve slept with over a dozen women, which doesn’t seem like much to me but the amount of virgins here is huge. Women are a mess. And once you have your life together and shit, you’ll realize it even more. More than ever before. Finding a woman to be your equal, a real life companion is damn near impossible.

>> No.4966823

>>4966073
>piercings
dropped