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4964804 No.4964804 [Reply] [Original]

My girlfriend sent me this

SELL NOW ANON

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.4964821

>my girlfriend
stopped reading there

>> No.4964836

>>4964804
>SELL SELL SELL
stopped reading there

>> No.4964838

>>4964804
>My girlfriend
Reported.

>> No.4964857
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4964857

>>4964804
>my girlfriend

Can't find that coin anywhere on CMC anon, is it on bittrex?

>> No.4964869

>Normie with gf posting about crypto.
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.4964885
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4964885

Tell her skycoin is her money tree

>> No.4964887

>op gets a text from mom
>omg guise my gf just texted me.

>> No.4964889

>>4964804
>My girlfriend
Wtf's a 'friend'?

>> No.4964891

>>4964804
> My girlfriend
already selling
so what were you saying my humble normie?

>> No.4964892

>>4964869

Kys incel

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4964897

>>4964804
>mfw you're going to break up because of BTC crash

>> No.4964910

I don't tell my girlfriend about any of my cryptocurrency investments.

As far as she knows, I'm just a NEET living with my parents.

>> No.4964920

>>4964910
> 'm just a NEET living with my parents
> my girlfriend
how?

>> No.4964923

>gf
>has a dick
lmao

>> No.4964925

>>4964910
its kinda easier if you dont have a girlfriend though, so that doesnt count

>> No.4964952

>>4964804
>to but

>> No.4964955

>>4964804

send her tits as well, so we can confirm

>> No.4964959

>Telling anyone about your crypto

>Not living in a 1 room apartment with a buspas and work as a janitor while you hold multibillions of Monero in a hardware wallet buried under the sea and secretly run the biggest darkweb marketplace

Never gonna make it

>> No.4964977

>>4964959
> Not living in a 1 room apartment with a buspas and work as a janitor while you hold multibillions of Monero
why would you do that to yourself?

>> No.4964990

>>4964892
kys normie

>> No.4964992

>not wanting as many people as possible to buy in
How do you think your portfolio grows?

>> No.4965025

>>4964977
Look at this brainlet lmao

How fast do you think the FBI and IRS will jump on a NEET faggot who suddenly bought a lambo?

How do you think they caught the faggot running alphabay?

Retard literally went HAM with this crypto and bought Villas and Lambos until he got SWATed and hanged himself in jail

Stay patient and HODL faggots

>> No.4965026

>>4964959
>hold multibillions of Monero in a hardware wallet
Guess how I know you don't own any Monero

>> No.4965040

>>4964920
By being a cool guy and treating her well

That's really all there is to it.

>> No.4965048

>>4964869
this, its fucking over

>> No.4965053

>>4964804
No, ill wait until your girlfriend gives me her money, then ill sell.

>> No.4965059

>>4965025
> FBI and IRS
>land of free
lmao

>> No.4965063

>>4965026
>He hasn't been given the alpha development monero hardwallet

Guess you were too broke for them to give you one

>> No.4965083

>>4965063
>storing multibilions using unstable alpha versions
wew

>> No.4965121

>>4964804
the more people talk about crypto the more i think a major crash is coming.

>> No.4965144

>>4964892
Normies get out

>> No.4965226

>>4965063
I would rather store it on an exchange than use unfinished tech. A paper wallet is infinitely safer than a hardware wallet that may have security flaws.

>> No.4965263

>>4965063
Stop posting

>> No.4965325

>>4964897
maybe this kek, I read a few threads where this shit happens

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4965816

>>4964804
HA, GF. Nice LARP faggot!

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4966097

>>4964977
Fucking idiot newfag. Cant even into Op-sec

>> No.4966124

make her believe that she can buy crypto with blockfolio. like they know their account number from apple and they will withdraw from there. that'd be funny

>> No.4966143
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4966143

can you shill her my ebet bags? srs

>> No.4966163

>>4964804
Wow it must suck to have a brainlet gf who is so uninterested in your interests that she would even need to ask that

>> No.4966188

>>4964836

>stopped reading there

stopped reading there

>> No.4966385

>>4965025
dude doesn't to have be extreme to 1 side to the other.
He can do better than 1 bedroom apartment and not have to buy lambos/villa

>> No.4966403

>>4964804
Just say "etherdelta.com"

>> No.4966632

>>4964804
>girlfriend

MOODDDDSSS