/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49639788]

waiting

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.ramseysolutions.com/shows/the-ramsey-show
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.49639826]

OIL PRINCESSES WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.49639835]

I WANT MY
I WANT MY
I WANT MY POOP AND PEE

[Anonymous No.49639841]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.49639850]

Hmm... not gonna lie
This is unironically looking like a legitimate good time to kill myself. My family will just think, "Oh, he lost some money in the stock market..."
They won't figure out the real reasons

[Anonymous No.49639852]

Niggers did this

[Anonymous No.49639853]

Very fradulent and homosexual market today

[Anonymous No.49639867]

>biden shit talks wallstreet
>half an hour rip

[Anonymous No.49639868]

Tell me why tomorrow's rate hike isn't priced in and that I should go all in on uvxy and soxs

[Anonymous No.49639873]

>>49639850
please stream it

[Anonymous No.49639885]

>I SHOVE MY FINGERS INTO MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.49639900]

sour hour will be glorious

[Anonymous No.49639904]

THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL
THE WHO IS GOING TO RENAMING MONKEY PEPE NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.49639906]

>>49639868
did you see yesterday? yes? this was 2x 75bps for june + july

[Anonymous No.49639908]

I should've sold my PUTSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49639911]

>>49639826
Energy talks going well!

[Anonymous No.49639912]

alright Jews, pump TQQQ today or I’m going to kill myself. Can you live with that on your conscience?

[Anonymous No.49639920]

look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year
look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year
look at the 10 year
>look at the 10 year

[Anonymous No.49639936]

>biden makes surtax on oil more likely
>no other news
>oil dumps
I cannot wait until im done with this clown market

[Anonymous No.49639939]

>>49639868
Its priced in 3x times already. IF anything we may rip higher

Fucking interest rates wont solve inflation when the supply chain is causing like 60% of it. When he realizes this and says it publically, we can see a face melting rip up

[Anonymous No.49639942]

>>49639457
What does that all mean? I still don't understand this hidden tiget thing.

[Anonymous No.49639948]

I haven’t been here for close to a year any /NAK/ ppl left?

[Anonymous No.49639954]

>>49639868
75 bps are not fully priced in. 50 bps on the other hand would probably trigger a relief rally.

[Anonymous No.49639958]

>>49639912
Yes, they can. Goy lives don't matter.

[Anonymous No.49639964]

>>49639908
It was a deadcat bounce relax.

[Anonymous No.49639965]

>>49639920
WTF IS A 10 YEAR

[Anonymous No.49639967]

>>49639850
This is the funniest post I’ve read all day.

Fr, tho. Don’t kill yourself. Don’t you want to watch everything go to shit and see your enemies driven before you?

[Anonymous No.49639968]

Just got the short signal on oil.

[Anonymous No.49639973]

SOXL bros...

[Anonymous No.49639977]

>>49639920
>3.444%
Checked

[Anonymous No.49639983]

>>49639820
in 2016 i lost ~20k gambling on nat gas, we had a "bomb cyclone" hit the east coast which historically ALWAYS results in natgas going through the roof, but it cratered
why? because putin was getting uppity so they wanted to hurt russia and manipulated natgas down
i dont gamble on energy anymore theres no logic behind it

[Anonymous No.49639984]

>>49639965
it's a decade

[Anonymous No.49639987]

>>49639965
A decade :)

[Anonymous No.49639994]

>>49639942
If there’s a single concept I wish I understood years ago when I started investing/ trading equities, it was wishing I understood how Hidden Tigers work .

So many mistakes until I finally grasped the Hidden Tigers. Who come out. In due time.

[Anonymous No.49639999]

>>49639939
supply low causes high inflation so make demand go lower to make inflation go lower
even grug understands this

[Anonymous No.49640002]

>>49639965
Back to the crypto pits with you

[Anonymous No.49640006]

>Redfin and Compass announce mass layoffs
housing done soon? Zillow layoffs when

[Anonymous No.49640008]

Buddy... buddy buddy... check the hidden tiger futures... I told you bud... I warned you about the hidden tigers.

[Anonymous No.49640012]

>>49639948
Jesus Christ no. Baggot is the last survivor from the NAK attack.

[Anonymous No.49640016]

>>49639850
wait until october, if you can. there will be a historic global event happening. micheal burry is starting to see it, as well.

[Anonymous No.49640021]

>>49639973
>chopping off my dick didn't solve all my problems

[Anonymous No.49640024]

>>49639965
pedos wanting you to look at degenerate shit

[Anonymous No.49640026]

>>49639965
>>49639984
>>49639987
How humorous.

[Anonymous No.49640028]

>>49639942
>Volga shock
>zooma spread

Someone doesn’t trade options. What a nööb

[Anonymous No.49640032]

>>49639954
I could see the market tanking on a 50bp hike too, it would signal that the fed is unwilling to curb inflation, the ten year yield will skyrocket and send growth stocks tumbling.

[Anonymous No.49640034]

>>49639965
please tell us where you found out about this place

[Anonymous No.49640035]

>>49640016
Stop posting this. It's not doing what you think it is.

[Anonymous No.49640037]

>>49639948
Lol I haven’t been here in like 4 yrs before this week, but I lost like 75% on NAK…. Lost about 25k

[Anonymous No.49640052]

>>49639942
time to hit the books anon

[Anonymous No.49640054]

the time to short real estate was probably on the first rapehike. But is it too late now? Or should I wait for the relief rally to then short it?

[Anonymous No.49640060]

Great

[Anonymous No.49640062]

>>49640026
you may go back now, new friend

[Anonymous No.49640065]

>>49640032
>is unwilling to curb inflation
Inflation has nothing to do with rates, and everything to do with energy.
Why are you not realizing this?

[Anonymous No.49640067]

>>49639973
>Tullip
If this retard learned how to spell, he'd be able to read the fine print before putting his mushroom in a guillotine.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49640076]

>>49640037
>>49639948

NAK ATTACK
2 more weeks we will be mining
fuck those fish

[Anonymous No.49640081]

>>49640026
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

[Anonymous No.49640082]

>>49639873
Idk how. Also I'm kind of ugly, no one wants to see that
>>49639967
>Don’t you want to watch everything go to shit and see your enemies driven before you?
My only enemy is my shelf

[Anonymous No.49640089]

>>49639920
soon 4%, mortgages goes now almost 6%. definitely will cool down overheated housing market

[Anonymous No.49640098]

>>49640016
>micheal burry
why the fuck did he just delete his tweeter

[Anonymous No.49640105]

>>49640028
So explain it.

[Anonymous No.49640106]

>>49639973
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_BW7PNwyGQ

[Anonymous No.49640114]

>>49639999
Sure in discretionaries maybe, but the bottle neck in everything else wont go away.

That coupled with the half the country not wanting to work has more force then rates.

[Anonymous No.49640121]

>NYMT trading at 0.52 Price-to-Book.
Going absolute schizo mode here.
This company is objectively pretty dogshit, but this seems way oversold.
MBS/real estate markets are absolutely eating shit right now, but I don't see why that justifies a 40% haircut on the liquidation value of the company.

[Anonymous No.49640122]

Fuck crabs.

[Anonymous No.49640134]

>>49640098
her name is cassandra shitlord

[Anonymous No.49640135]

>>49640065
If they dont raise rates, the 10yr will rise, and commodities will continue to rise with it, higher commodities = higher prices = inflation. Why are you not realizing this?

[Anonymous No.49640137]

>>49640098
are you new? He's an autistic sperg that deletes his twatter all the time

[Anonymous No.49640141]

https://twitter.com/TullipR/status/1536422533230206976

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

[Anonymous No.49640139]

>>49640098
mf got capped. watch you backs anons

[Anonymous No.49640138]

>>49640082
>Also I'm kind of ugly, no one wants to see that
that's exactly why people want to see that. just imagine what a great filler it would be for the self-rekt compilations on /gif/: >>>/gif/22866842

[Anonymous No.49640143]

3X leverage sissies are pucky I am too nice and lazy to grudge post. I warned you all over a minth ago get out and start making defensive moves. Instead you all talked shit and laughed. Well who's laughing now?

Inverse leverage bros are alright just make sure you get out before the bottom fucks you.

[Anonymous No.49640145]

>>49640008
Looking at Hidden Tiger futes…3M option chains are pricing risk very asymmetrically.

[Anonymous No.49640147]

>>49640060
LETS GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49640159]

>https://youtu.be/lDlOK07BWW4
>10 points below average Since 1974
>Only 14% of Americans have positive view of economy

[Anonymous No.49640160]

Any misc tips regarding companies and how their values osculate? What do you look for in a company to get in early on swing tactics? What do you look at for short vs long term investment, bros?

[Anonymous No.49640162]

>Buy SIGA at 8
>sell at 11
>buy at 9.40
>Sell at 10.50
>Buy at 9.60
I might just sell now lol

[Anonymous No.49640163]

>>49639973
why is this shit so funny?

[Anonymous No.49640166]

My mood is directly correlated to the market because I don't have anything else going on in my life.

[Anonymous No.49640174]

>>49640134
KEK

[Anonymous No.49640175]

>>49639983
From watching oil for years now it seems that there is a theorhetical true price. The market will be manipulated or irrational or whatever, sometimes for months, then the price will be forced toward the true price eventually if the cycle is big and long enough. I *knew* the price of oil wasnt staying under 100 for the last few months but look at how long it took to break out when all the numbers are available to everyone and obvious

Esg has enabled years of this distortion

[Anonymous No.49640176]

>>49640114
>but the bottle neck in everything else wont go away.
sounds like demand needs to be permanently lower then :)

>That coupled with the half the country not wanting to work has more force then rates.
pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it

[Anonymous No.49640184]

>word on the street is that youtube comments wont load because the data server comments are stored on is shut down due to energy shortages

uhhh....

[Anonymous No.49640197]

>>49640141
>Pours heart out to Twitter for support
>Becomes poster child for retarded trannies
But of course

[Anonymous No.49640200]

>>49640060

Has a single person even died? Who the fuck cares about some poopy dick disease, let it spread

[Anonymous No.49640202]

>we can hike, employement is strong
>companies start laying off 10% of the workforce
UH OH

[Anonymous No.49640205]

>>49640184
GLOWNIGGERS ARE BROKE TOO

[Anonymous No.49640206]

>>49640098
You do realize that burry is a full blown autistic man whose wife has to handle him in public so he doesn’t start freaking people out when he talks to them?

His wife handles his Twitter account and only lets him on for a few weeks at a time.

[Anonymous No.49640213]

>>49640143
You DRiVing? I'm nervous I missed the entry.

[Anonymous No.49640218]

>>49640141
>Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49640230]

What's next for us oil princesses?

[Anonymous No.49640231]

>>49639850
Is this really affecting people's portfolios this much? Wouldn't you just sell when you see how bad it's going to drop?

[Anonymous No.49640235]

>>49640176
>pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it
Really? Do I even need to comment on how dumb that is. More people in the labor force drives wages down, not up

[Anonymous No.49640237]

>>49640202
thats just to get the party started

[Anonymous No.49640245]

>>49640135
>commodities will continue to rise with it
Why exactly would commodities continue to rise? Demand destruction is very present, so raising rates is only going to FURTHER slow growth. Commodities CANNOT go gangbusters to the fuckin moon, m8. Eventually people stop buying, this is already happening for a while now.
Why can you not realize this?

[Anonymous No.49640247]

man... nasdaq really holding up the card castle today

[Anonymous No.49640252]

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.49640255]

>>49640098
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.49640256]

>>49640105
What do you want us to explain? Some of us are pretty helpful resources on /smg/ for learning about options. And how OpEx volatility treats the market.

[Anonymous No.49640260]

>>49640206
Based. I wish I could find a tard wrangler to marry.

[Anonymous No.49640262]

>>49640143
we’re a long way off from the bottom
we started heading to a bear market starting over a month ago now. It’s only been delayed because of fake and gay shemitah shit.
See: crabbing hard today when we should be dumping still

[Anonymous No.49640266]

>>49640247
the wind is starting to blow

[Anonymous No.49640267]

>>49640235
not much if there's lots of vacancies to be filled.

[Anonymous No.49640270]

>>49640237
OR maybe inflation subsides and we rip higher on few rate increases because we fix the supply chains. I wont get worried until earnings start taking a bath, which they haven't.

[Anonymous No.49640278]

>>49639973
is that some transgender guy. most Male2Female transgenders definitely dont chop out their dicks, only take hormones so their penor shrinks and grow titties

[Anonymous No.49640285]

>>49640082
>My only enemy is my shelf

Go get a hammer and smash that mother fucker to tiny bits.

The thing I’ve noticed about suicidal types is they all love to complain. Why do you feel the need to express your disquietude with being alive?

[Anonymous No.49640291]

>>49640245
when they started shorting copper back into the ground you knew it was ogre. We had a golden opportunity of letting inflation run because optimism was high post covid but the current admin bungled the opportunity to invest in the infastructure because of their need for foreskins.

[Anonymous No.49640297]

>>49640200
Yeah they did have a death. It’s spreading fast. I don’t necessarily care about it, but you know what happens when (((they))) care about something. The writing is pretty much on the wall with this one, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.49640301]

>>49640098
Nigga was too real for this pozzed ass world

[Anonymous No.49640302]

>>49640260
i need to find a midwit to develop my business ideas for me, i cant handle the minutiae of setting up websites and IP law and all that boring bullshit, how do i get some dingus to do the heavy lifting for 49% share of the company?

[Anonymous No.49640303]

>>49640141
HOLYY FUCK IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.49640311]

If you don't think we are going to tank even more after the meeting I don't know what to tell you. Everything is all set up perfectly for a crash to happen. I say this being a perma bull

[Anonymous No.49640315]

>>49640105
>Volga
>zooma

Do you know what “The Volga” is? What word also sounds like “zooma”?

[Anonymous No.49640316]

>>49640266
The hidden tigers are growing wings...
Their enormous penii flapping in the wind as tornadoes begin to form...
Stay safe out there and wear multiple pairs of underwear.

[Anonymous No.49640317]

>>49640175
When will they fucking arrest ESG?

[Anonymous No.49640319]

>>49640245
Look at brent crude over the past few months sweety, nothing's stopping this train. It will end eventually, but your position will be fucked before that ever happens.

[Anonymous No.49640323]

>>49639973
>I wish this was a joke
Oh but it is

[Anonymous No.49640333]

This has to be, without question, by far, the absolute worst the stock market has ever been. This is batshit fucking crazy. The major indices shitting and subsequently pissing an entire fucking percentage point, in 20 minutes roundtrip, on no news, with no volume, for no reason. And this happens 5 times a day, every day. Futures and premarket have not ONCE been accurate in the past 15 sessions. There are going to be books written about how unbelievably worthless this entire stock market has been during this christ forsaken time period.

Legitimately, at what point do they just literally shut the stock market down for a year or two? Imagine owning a business and trying to secure financing using company stock as collateral or something. You would be fucked. You would go to a bank, and they would tell you to suck their dick because the collateral you're trying to use is fluctuating +/-500% every goddamn week, and because the entire US economy is somewhere in between completely nonexistent and an actual utopia, and absolutely nobody has even the slightest guess which.

Just nuke this fucking country and everyone in it, including me.

[Anonymous No.49640341]

WHERE IS THE RELIF RALLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49640339]

My SOXS is up 80%. Should I cash out ot wait for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49640351]

DRV CHADS WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49640355]

this tranny gonna kill xetself isn't xe?

[Anonymous No.49640358]

You guys told me SOXL would be $45 again

[Anonymous No.49640367]

>>49640141
>fuck everyone who let this happen

I mean, you’re fucking the one person who let this happen with progressively larger and larger glass dildos, so…

[Anonymous No.49640372]

>>49640358
Hes in a nightmare? I just had one reading that

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640376]

>>49640012
I think the Bagler died I haven't seen him all day.

[Anonymous No.49640379]

>>49640341
the relief rally was this morning did you enjoy your .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% pump mumu?

next stop, pain town

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49640380]

[Anonymous No.49640385]

>there are small caps down over 80% as of writing this

[Anonymous No.49640387]

>>49640333
no refunds

[Anonymous No.49640389]

>>49640333
you have to take consideration nasdaq almost tripled from covid dip within a year

[Anonymous No.49640399]

>>49640333
>futures havent been right the past 15 sessions
I mean futures/premarket were way down before Monday and that panned out.

[Anonymous No.49640406]

>>49639788
Bros, I just had a thought... this is based on gut feeling and social observations. Economic times are rough people turn to booze, this is based off an observation from a local economy back in 08 where a local booze retailer was the only one doing well in the area. I'm also feeling that for whatever reason Busch lite is freeking popular atm. I don't know if they are marketing on the tik-tok or they are mentioned in some currently popular country music song or something but rural working class are all about the busch lite at the moment, I keep hearing it mentioned and I don't even drink.

This is all gut feeling here but I'm saying broke ass people are about to be buying more cheapish beer from Anheuser Busch InBev as times continue to be difficult, although you can insert whatever lower end trendy alcoholic beverage just the same, cheap whine for the "mommy juice" stay at home moms or a cheaper hard seltzer for the girls trying to keep skinny. For me personally it'd probably be real bang for the buck with the everclear 190 proof and a bottle of cranberry to cover the nasty taste but like I said I don't even drink.

[Anonymous No.49640410]

>>49640291
>their need for foreskins.
I still have mine, so at least there's some relief in this market.
>>49640319
>sweety
>not sweaty
You need to go back.
"Look at the price in the past! That works 100% of the time!" Nice one ignoring what I said. Demand destruction is here, and you need to google what I'm talking about. Stop replying to me, and leave /biz/

[Anonymous No.49640419]

>>49640333
LGB

[Anonymous No.49640428]

>>49640410
they took mine and I will bear no more foreskins for their satanic rites

[Anonymous No.49640436]

>>49640358
what's the point if you can't even enjoy anal sex?

[Anonymous No.49640437]

EMERGENCY MEETING
>EMERGENCY MEETING

[Anonymous No.49640445]

>>49640358
oh N-

[Anonymous No.49640456]

>>49640333
This is only happening because I am observing the market and am constantly aware of it's existence. I am the bringer of misfortune and badluck. Without me the markets would have been fine but the moment I started to get concerned with my boomer mutual funds and decided to learn how to trade is when things took a turn for the worse.

[Anonymous No.49640461]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Luiznon No.49640467]

>>49640270
>maybe inflation subsides and

[Anonymous No.49640470]

>>49640316
It’s not the wings that you need to worry about.
It’s the tails.

;)

[Anonymous No.49640474]

ORCL is the strongest company in existence, after the nuclear Holocaust the only thing left will be ORCL company and stock and cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.49640479]

>>49640419
No, not "Let's go Brandon". You are in incel. Stop it. Now.

[Anonymous No.49640482]

>>49640410
Sweaty is a tired meme you boomer faggot. And there is no demand destruction, demand for oil is still sky high, your whole thesis is based on parroting phrases you read here and dont understand. Please post your sub 5k portfolio or kys.

[Hidden Dingo !Iyh5wFy50o No.49640484]

Hidden Tigers? Wait until you hear about the Hidden Dingos...

[Anonymous No.49640485]

LOWER LOW

[Anonymous No.49640490]

>>49640089
where I live there's fucking nothing for sale. people come in with cash offering 5-10k over asking minimum. But the Texas housing market is worse than most places

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640496]

So I was sitting down with my friend Jay Pow Pow last night and we were discussing how the satanic jews have priced in a 75 basis point rape kike, but he's gonno go dovish and only rape the kikes 50 times instead. It's what we like to call a boom ya giddyup!

[Anonymous No.49640513]

The shart is about to start.

[Hidden Nigger !k0nGm48wdw No.49640526]

Hidden Dingos? Wait until you hear about the Hidden Niggers...

[Anonymous No.49640534]

Okay but why is oil falling too?

[Anonymous No.49640551]

I just slurped for the next leg down

[Anonymous No.49640571]

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN GOING INTO FOMC WHO IS THE BASTARD WHO SOLD

[Anonymous No.49640569]

>>49640534
because you are holding it

[Anonymous No.49640572]

>>49640513
I really hope the markets close red again

[Anonymous No.49640574]

>>49640534
Oil always drops in a recession because economic activity scales back.

[Anonymous No.49640575]

>>49640534
because i got DRIP leaps

[Anonymous No.49640582]

>>49640534
>overbought
>profit taking
>less economic activity; less demand for oil
yadda yadda

[Anonymous No.49640585]

>>49640461
Rejecting the new top of 375.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49640586]

100bps

[Go short on oil after Hurricane season but slowly scale in now No.49640593]

>>49640319
This is retarded my god oil chuds on /smg/ are insufferable white dudes who think Biden is going incinerate oil refineries systemically

I’m thinking of going tad bit short delta on WTI August 2022. Then straight -1.00 delta in WTI March 2023.

Quite frankly, could also go the CL backwardation compression play POST-hurricane (hurricane season gonna be rough in the south this year) as an idea as well, sitting @ ~$13 which is roughly $11.50 higher than the 10yr time series mean... hurricane hits in Aug, could blow out to high teens, R:R makes sense but in that scenario would have defined risk upside protection

[Anonymous No.49640596]

Don't give me hope just to take it away.

[Anonymous No.49640602]

>>49640358
I'm tempted to buy calls. It looks like it's bottomed out and as primed for a pump. Even if it's only temporary.

[Anonymous No.49640605]

>>49640534
Because King MBS farted and Biden leaned over to an aid and said “there’s plenty of gas, these negotiations are going well, alert our media people”.

[Anonymous No.49640606]

>>49640406
Why do you think ethanol prices are so strong?

[Anonymous No.49640607]

>>49640482
>tired meme
>says sweety, instead
Lol do you even greentext, faggot? You really need to leave.
>parroting
Naw, literally everyone around me (I'm married, with a large family) is actively driving LESS. Literally less buying is going on, too. Shelves are piling up with GARBAGE tech. Which hints at what???
Lol exactly ;)
>inb4 imma millionaire
You're not, and you're projecting about the sub 5k portfolio. Lurk more, faggot.

[Anonymous No.49640615]

>>49640333
Finally some unwasted digits. And you're correct volatility like this is commensurate with lower value. This is why short selling and day trading are actually considered good. There have been studies showing it helps with stability and stability is as important as line going up. Better for it to go sideways predictably than to go up unpredictable.

[Anonymous No.49640616]

Will we see DOW <30k today?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640621]

>>49640534
something about slava ukrani

[Anonymous No.49640628]

ay yo hold up. whys come the markets closed jooonteenth.

[Anonymous No.49640632]

>>49640474
Thank you I didn't have that picture, I only had this one. Are there more?

[Anonymous No.49640633]

so why did we start dumping so hard after LSE close?

[Anonymous No.49640644]

>>49640445
Lmao, should be titled "Janny goes to the doctor."

[Anonymous No.49640654]

GAY SEX BROS, EATING HOT LOADS OF POXED CUM ALL MORNING TO PUMP OUR SIGA BAGS. WHO IS CHANGING THE NAME NEXT WEEK DURING AN EMERGENCY POX MEETING BROS.

[Anonymous No.49640657]

Once again, smg has no idea what is coming

[Anonymous No.49640660]

>>49640621
Quasi Stellar?

[Anonymous No.49640661]

>>49640605
Who or what is "King MBS"?

[Anonymous No.49640664]

>>49640593
No position in oil just saying it would go higher if fed only hikes 50bp

[Anonymous No.49640669]

>>49639788
Golds been consolidating for a while now, breakout next week or further crabbing? I can't see it dropping, would it be a good buy now?

[Anonymous No.49640676]

When the market's crashing like this, I just leave and do other shit.
What's the point in panicking?

You guys all realize that the Fed is only crashing the markets today so that they can pump them back up next year, right?

[Anonymous No.49640685]

>>49640657
1000 years of prosperity?

[Anonymous No.49640693]

>>49640633
Liquidations probably. European hedge funds are among the biggest overcrowded beta funds which are over leveraged

Looking at you Baillie Gifford

[Anonymous No.49640698]

>>49640534
>BIDEN ALLY FLOATS 21% SURTAX ON OIL PROFITS TO BLUNT INFLATION
>ON OIL, BIDEN NOT RULING OUT AN EXCESS PROFIT TAX: RAMAMURTI

[Anonymous No.49640703]

>>49640669
It will probably dump because I brought

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49640705]

>>49640572
>>49640571
It never ceases to amaze me how degen you all are. Like, we tell you what's going to happen, that shit is finally crashing, and all you want to do is keep degen gambling on short term options to make a bit of bank off other retards on the way down? No one can time that shit. It's probably all fixed anyway. Why is everyone in here so averse to long plays, or defensive/smart plays for that matter? Wtf is wrong with you guys?

[Anonymous No.49640706]

>>49640661
Next you're gonna ask who Winnie Pooh is.

[Anonymous No.49640712]

lol, line go down

[Anonymous No.49640716]

>down 30% today

[Anonymous No.49640722]

>>49640632
Sorry, only one I’ve got

[VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED No.49640733]

400c gonna 10x boys

[Anonymous No.49640734]

>>49640661
King Mortgage Backed Securities

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640738]

>>49640660

[Anonymous No.49640743]

>>49640484
Are hidden dingos worse than hidden tigers ?

[Anonymous No.49640747]

>>49640661
Mohamed bin Salaman. Crownprince of Saudi Arabia and probably who pulls the strings there

[Anonymous No.49640757]

pretty skeazo kenguru day

[Anonymous No.49640762]

>>49640733
>debit

[Luiznon No.49640769]

I hate china and COVID so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49640770]

>yfw this is the early stages if fear and we haven't even entered Capitulation yet

[Anonymous No.49640771]

at least my china man fund is gonna go up again, glad I overweighted

[Anonymous No.49640774]

>>49640661
The mortal enemy of King Dollar.

[Anonymous No.49640790]

>>49640743
Nothing compared to hidden dragons.

[Anonymous No.49640793]

>>49640698
Do they not realize that the oil companies are just going to pass that tax on to us thus increasing gas prices even more. Goddamn the Democrats are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.49640796]

>be me
>see a bird
>think to myself "wow what a beautiful creature"
>get hit by a car

[Anonymous No.49640805]

>>49640654

[Anonymous No.49640824]

>>49640607
>naw
Ah, that explains your nigger tier logic. Seriously, just post your bloody portfolio and quit the pathetic larp already. You're using your retarded anecdotal evidence to imply demand is down even when every oil company is saying demand is higher than pre-pandemic and making record profits. Get back to wageslaving for your imaginary family kiddo.

[Anonymous No.49640828]

>and we told them
>we told them that inflation was going to go out of control and they should not hold our magic paper
>we even told them to buy the ohnonono ahahha "dip"

[Luiznon No.49640840]

>>49640747
>Crownprince of Saudi Arabia and probably who pulls the strings there
also formerly CIA's agent, currently Putin's and Xi's BFF

[Anonymous No.49640839]

[Anonymous No.49640846]

>>49640738
Baggot what do you do for a living? There is no way you can risk 10s of thousands on options and not work in a lucrative field. I mean the fact you're Jewish helps but there has to be more to it.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640855]

>>49640743
i remember the hidden dingos dungeon in zelda ocarina of time. you had to use the bomb flowers to get in and then you had to light the stick on fire to light up the tiki torches. oh man the hidden dingos were great.

[Anonymous No.49640859]

spy down only 21% or something and nasdaq after tripling down 32%, you have to perhaps go
to 35-40% which is typical volatility range to create the spring jump effect up

[Anonymous No.49640860]

whats the longest you went without checking your portfolio this year?

I'd love to look away for a month or two but I just cant

[Anonymous No.49640862]

>>49640790
Just stop role-playing and making up the stupid terms which are going to confuse people like me. You can’t even tell me what role these hidden animals play within the market. You’re full of shit and I don’t think that hidden tigers or hidden dragons are real

[Anonymous No.49640864]

>>49640793
they are just muppets enacting the plan for a controlled demolition. Yes they are retarded but they aren't actually making any decisions

[Anonymous No.49640865]

>>49639788
is there a reason why uranium is dumping besides just following the overall market? wondering if I should buy more

[Anonymous No.49640867]

>>49640793
They are. And while it's very unlikely anything gets passed, it's pretty funny they're simultaneously saying it's Putin's price hike. Like, he's done things to cut off his oil so now we need to cut off our own oil.

[Anonymous No.49640868]

>>49640231
If people were rational and knew when to pull out, there wouldn’t be debates about abortion and welfare

[Anonymous No.49640898]

>>49640805
IM DOING MY PART. GETTING FUCKED AND CUMMED IN BY 10 ANONOMOUS DUDES EVERY NIGHT BRO. DRINKING PISS AND EATING SHIT

[Anonymous No.49640901]

>>49640796
>have a garden where birds constantly come in
>saw a hedgehog the other day
>also see squirrels come in
>get depressed realising my tiny garden is basically all the "nature" they have exposure to
>roam google maps to find fun areas around the world to travel to
>see less and less forestry in each country
>endless soulless farmland
>massive amounts of deforestation
we don't just need a financial collapse, we need a population collapse

[Anonymous No.49640902]

>>49640865
nobody is building nuclear plants because our energy policy is retarded

[Anonymous No.49640906]

>>49640738
>>>/wsg/4574986

[Luiznon No.49640909]

>>49640862
>I don’t think that hidden tigers or hidden dragons are real
oh, you are above average if you figured that without looking it up

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640913]

>>49640846
i actually don't do a fucking thing, i just sit in front of a pc and shit post on /smg/ and brows pornography on the other boards all day. I pay other people to make money for me and basically that's about it,

[Anonymous No.49640925]

>>49640824
>Getting this mad over being wrong
Are all tiktok/reddit fags like this?
Much like the nothingburger virus, real-life tends to give you a good idea on how things are going. If you left your shitstained gamer chair, and knew something beyond your onahole; you'd know what I'm saying.
>BUT MUH OIL CUMPENNIES SAID WE GONNA GO TO $200/BL CUZ PPL WONT STOP BUYING
Lol okay, pal.

[Anonymous No.49640933]

>>49640898
FUCK YA BRO, HOT POZZED LOADS IS THE PRICE TO PAY FOR PRIDEBUMPS

[Anonymous No.49640937]

>>49640865
Waiting a little longer to get more UUUU, this is around where I last bought. Always accumulating URNM in my 401K.

[Anonymous No.49640940]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-14/nasdaq-bulls-see-glimmer-of-hope-in-aggressive-fed-tech-watch

how fucked is the future for /biz/ plebs

[Anonymous No.49640945]

>>49640862
The correct term is crouching tiger. It's the dragon that is hidden.

[Anonymous No.49640953]

>>49640901
Don't worry the elite are working on that, unfortunately you will be a casualty of the population collapse.

[Anonymous No.49640958]

>>49640925
Dude you are obsessed with reddit

[Anonymous No.49640974]

>>49640098
archive is here https://twitter.com/BurryArchive

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49640998]

>>49640846
I'm Quasar, you got me confused with the Bagler, whom I'm pretty sure took his own life after his gookfu left him for me.

[Anonymous No.49640999]

>>49640898
This picture looks more and more disgusting each time you post it, fucken kek

[Anonymous No.49641009]

>>49640974
archive is here https://twitter.com/TullipR/status/1536422533230206976

[Anonymous No.49641010]

>>49640901
>in my car listening to the radio
>someone is talking about gangrene
>i start to feel itchy
>i look down and both my legs are covered in gangrene
>i start to feel lightheaded
>i pass out
>wake up in the hospital
>both my legs have been amputated

[Anonymous No.49641012]

STOP IT MY SIGA PUTS ARENT ASSIGNED YET

[Anonymous No.49641023]

SIGA BROS WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49641024]

>>49640703

IMO gold ain't breaking down till oil does, and will not move down much. Both will only break down once there's real panic and capitulation in the indexes.

Lots of people point to gold coming down in 2008, but they neglect to mention: gold was a decently popular trade then, having gone up almost 300% from the bottom. Gold is not popular now and is still historically low vs M2. In 2000 gold was very unpopular and historically low vs M2, and it didn't even flinch. Split the difference IMO and call it 1700 bottom, when the broad market really collapses.

[Anonymous No.49641030]

Not being allowed to day trade is literally preventing me from making any meaningful amount of money. I go up 15% but can't take profits so I end losing money on almost every trade.

[Anonymous No.49641031]

>>49640974
do you think he has his eyes on pox

[Anonymous No.49641036]

siga

[Anonymous No.49641046]

>>49640868
Looks like my future in this profession isn't so grim after all. I just need to find a basic income source to reinvest and get started, I'll read a ton of the books on the op wiki first.

Is there always this much salt to enjoy?

[Anonymous No.49641060]

>>49641030
don't be poor?

[Anonymous No.49641063]

SIGA SHIT EATERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.49641062]

>>49640953
i wouldn't even care, everything is so fucked that there really isn't much to live for; those coming after me will experience even less freedom than i did

[Anonymous No.49641070]

>>49641030
ITS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION SHUT THE FUCK UP SCUM

[Anonymous No.49641072]

>gas freeport exploded
A lot of stuff exploded or burned recently, I wonder why...

[Anonymous No.49641075]

>>49641030
just make less trads dum dum

[Anonymous No.49641077]

>>49641030
>not being allowed

what's stopping you

[Anonymous No.49641078]

>>49641024
Everything really is fucked isn’t it, everyone is talking about market collapse like it’s a forgone conclusion

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49641085]

>>49640998
if the Bagler's gookfu didn't leave him for me last night, why do I have pictures of her tits? I'ma be drinking saki from tiny cups wedged between these things and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

[Anonymous No.49641086]

>>49641036
>>49641023
>>49641012

Big money is buying the shit out of this. Not retail. You fuckers are actually gonna miss out if you aren't buying. This shit isn't a meme.
You think its lereddit retail moving this shit?

[Anonymous No.49641091]

>>49641072
yeah it's pretty coincidental

[Anonymous No.49641102]

>>49641072
>Congress to pass law to ban citizens from noticing things

[Anonymous No.49641106]

>>49641086
big money is paying you to shill this trash

[Anonymous No.49641115]

Markets trading exactly with DXY again lmao

[Anonymous No.49641119]

>>49640705
I don’t know. I just find companies I like and buy stock in them. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn’t. Most of the time it does. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49641122]

how do i view trades on the 5 second chart? the minute chart is way too fuckin slow

[Anonymous No.49641125]

>>49641077
Money

[Anonymous No.49641126]

>>49641030
she has a cute face andf I want to fuck her

but btw why aren't you allowed to?

[Anonymous No.49641128]

>>49641086
That was a massive mega buy, on the open market, over 400k shares.

[Anonymous No.49641131]

>>49641077
3 day settlement requirement for wagies, prob

[Anonymous No.49641132]

>>49641086
Smg deserves to be poor. Retards yesterday claim its a reddit stock

[Anonymous No.49641141]

>make 1400$ a month 15$ an hr 32hr a week got to school two days a week
>gas costs about 210$ a month if not more
>325$ rent, 220$ car payment 100$ car insurance
>food is now 150$ a month and i'm not even going crazy
>still have 500$ish spare cash this month even after paying down 600$ in debt
>3000$ bill due in January
>portfolio is down worth about 15k$ currently
>all in all I can expect less than 400$ a month to myself after wage slaving for most of it
how are you guys doing? gonna start selling my plasma 2x a week to buy calls on wheat commodities out to next Janurary

[Anonymous No.49641156]

>>49641131
How do you get rid of that requirement?

[Anonymous No.49641160]

>>49641132
>tfw I went all in around 1 hour before the pump

[Anonymous No.49641163]

>>49641030
just open like 6 different brokerage accounts and then you can make 6 times as many trades retard

[Anonymous No.49641174]

Hey goys, what's the 10 year yield doing?

[Anonymous No.49641175]

>>49641106
SOXL!!!!

[Anonymous No.49641188]

>>49641156
25k cash account

[Anonymous No.49641203]

>be me
>see yurt at school
>be yurt
>tfw no school
>be me again
>go up to yurt
>yurt be like "what the yurt"
>I be like "I'm just here to yurt"
>yurt be all "yurt yurt yurt"
>suddenly
>yurt be like "I'm a chicken nugger"
>I be like "wtf yurt"
>be yurt
>I be all "cluck cluck cluck"
>be me
>WTF YURT

[Anonymous No.49641205]

>>49641141
>make 1400$ a month
read that as day and I was all, 'not bad, you'll get there'

[Anonymous No.49641207]

>>49641160
Good because I'm all in at 11.30

[Anonymous No.49641222]

>>49641203
this is GPT-3 output

[Anonymous No.49641223]

>>49641188
Is that like basically being your own broker or what about that makes the transactions instant? And why does waiting 3 days ruin his investments? The value changes while he waits?

[Anonymous No.49641232]

>>49639965
baka, ngmi

[Anonymous No.49641234]

>>49641203
Based

[Anonymous No.49641246]

>>49641141
you're poor and stupid and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.49641248]

>>49641085
Enjoy your vacation baggie

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49641254]

>>49641030
Either buy 100 shares and then sell a deep ITM call for intrinsic value, or get a cash account and daytrade SPY options. Cash settles the next day and you're only limited by settled cash. 0dtes are cheap so beyond small accounts it doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.49641264]

>>49641223
limited number of trades per week without the 25k minimum means less opportunity to make money (as a daytrading zoomer)

[Anonymous No.49641272]

>>49641203
very yurtpilled

[Anonymous No.49641273]

SCHEAB JUST CHARGED ME 4 CENTS TO SHORT A STOCK

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT TRADING WAS FREE???

[Anonymous No.49641275]

please stop posting cringe

[Anonymous No.49641288]

>>49641222
correct. i've been wondering if i should just give this place the last pity thrust that it deserves and train a language model on /smg/ posts, only to then let bots run wild in this place in a per-poster capacity that people don't easily notice.
expect it in a few weeks, days or months. you might notice, or maybe you won't.

[Anonymous No.49641308]

>>49641141
I'm pretty cozy. I make 80k from my job. Only work 3 days a week. I get a little over 20k tax free in the form of gibs. I drop about 3k a month into ETFs. Do a little options trading. No complaints. Should be retired at 40.

[Anonymous No.49641312]

I bought XOM and XOP, so that's why they dropped more. Sorry about that oilgang.

[Anonymous No.49641321]

>>49641223
Dude, how about you google "babby's first look at the absolute basics of the stock market" instead of shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.49641322]

>Fibonacci numbers are found throughout nature. Therefore, many traders believe that these numbers also have relevance in financial markets.
Oh god these are the retards who control the fucking economy?

[Anonymous No.49641326]

>>49641203
>>49641222
>>49641288
source for the yurtpill: https://twitter.com/funnycats22/status/1536686691972431873

[Anonymous No.49641334]

>>49641085
10/10 TITS. Would suck poxed milk out of these

[Anonymous No.49641338]

>>49641254
>new job
>treats himself to "dungarees"
sheesh

[Anonymous No.49641343]

>>49641308
>I make 80k from my job. Only work 3 days a week. I get a little over 20k tax free in the form of gibs
does not compute

[Anonymous No.49641353]

>>49641308
>80k
A month? That's not bad, you'll get there

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49641364]

>>49641322
Biden 21% tax on oil
BTC 21k support

[Anonymous No.49641367]

Stop selling my crude you faggots

[Anonymous No.49641370]

>>49641321
I don't see the thread having anything of value besides the OP to begin with.

[Anonymous No.49641372]

>>49641203
I see brendaniel

[Anonymous No.49641385]

>>49641370
based links enjoyer

[Anonymous No.49641391]

>>49641322
>doesn't know about the moon cycle
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49641401]

>>49641343
I got blown up a couple times overseas. The VA pays disability for life, and you're allowed to work.

[Anonymous No.49641406]

Bottom is in. Let's go.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49641408]

Celestial alignment on the 24th

[Anonymous No.49641420]

The crab won

[Anonymous No.49641432]

>>49641401
thank you for your service

[Luiznon No.49641434]

>>49641322

[Anonymous No.49641436]

>>49641326
I have access to the API. Seems pretty intelligent

[Anonymous No.49641446]

SIGA!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49641454]

>>49641370
Then why are you down here in it? Seriously, go open an account with literally any of the zero-commission brokerages out there, and they will have spoonfeed-tier documentation specially crafted for the financially iliterate like you.

[Anonymous No.49641459]

>>49641385
thank you, and i am

[Anonymous No.49641461]

>>49641432
found the kike

[Anonymous No.49641463]

>>49641420

>no hips no ass

Those are men.

[Anonymous No.49641471]

>>49641436
>be GPT-3

[Anonymous No.49641475]

Yield curve inverting.
Do I sell everything and get back in a few months for long term profits?

[Anonymous No.49641477]

>>49641203
>playing minecraft
>find a bottle of Yurt Slurp
>drink it
>get teleported to the Yurt dimension
>in the Yurt dimension, there are no blocks, only Yurts
>every Yurt is filled with Yurt juice, and every Yurt is sentient
>you are the only non-Yurt in the dimension
>the Yurts all start chanting "YURT" over and over again
>you can't leave the dimension unless you drink a bottle of Yurt Slurp

[Anonymous No.49641488]

thinkin crab is back

[Anonymous No.49641490]

>>49641454
nope

that post sucked too

[Anonymous No.49641504]

>>49641436
>>49641471
not bad

[Anonymous No.49641507]

>>49641432
It was a hard life, guarding opium farms and patrolling inbred haji villages. But some dumb goy had to do it. Unfortunately that was me.

[Anonymous No.49641513]

>>49641475
logic would say this is a once in a decade opportunity to go all in vix
meanwhile its down 4% on record volatility

[Anonymous No.49641517]

>>49641475
that sounds like a great idea unless you get priced out in the meantime

[Anonymous No.49641533]

https://vocaroo.com/1nKC0TsGd9fu

[Anonymous No.49641534]

>>49641527
>>49641527
>>49641527

[Luiznon No.49641654]

>>49641436
try
>be me
>be on /pol/

[Luiznon No.49641694]

>>49641533

[Anonymous No.49641797]

>>49640606
>Why do you think ethanol prices are so strong?
in theory because POTUS signed off on the out of season e15 bump but in reality I'm not sure. It's funny I've been watching local E-85 prices waiting for that magical moment when it costs more than 30% less than 87 octane making it the economical choice when you account for the drop in fuel economy, and my kid just happened to get a flex fuel car a few weeks back so he can use it. It still hasn't happened and I have a feeling it won't.

[Anonymous No.49641806]

>>49641654

[Luiznon No.49641831]

>>49641806
pretty straight foward

[Anonymous No.49641845]

>>49641831
gpt3 does a little trolling

[Anonymous No.49641905]

>>49641797
It was just a joke about people getting drunk, anon. But congrats on being able to seriously contemplate the prices in the background of the "I HATE NIGGERS" meme.

[Anonymous No.49641938]

>>49640139
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.49641969]

>>49639973
Tranny Kaz Miller

[Anonymous No.49642073]

>>49640176
>pretty sure more people working would cause inflation, not work against it
Depends on the jobs they are working. Jobs that produce added value goods that everyone needs will work against inflation. The problem is everyone wants cozy desk jobs with air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.49642152]

I can't believe I fell for the Redbox nonsense. Was up $8k. Sold down $2k.

[Anonymous No.49642193]

>>49642152
lmao

[Anonymous No.49642336]

>>49640098
I wanna grow like to be like Michael Burry but not annoying like in that example. I envy his lack of social norms portrayed in the movie.

[Anonymous No.49642519]

Ofcourse it dumps after I fucking sell my puts

[Anonymous No.49642676]

>>49640733
May you rest in peace

[Anonymous No.49642745]

>>49641072
Incompetent 3rd world people working the jobs now, don’t know what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.49642963]

in 5 years time we will all laugh about this era and how we thought the market was going to end as we sip our all time highs

[Anonymous No.49643537]

>>49640160
>osculate
that means "kiss"