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Do you newfags know the fact that rainbow chart gets edited in every major change?

>> No.49637303

>>49637189
My cousin did the last one to me one night what did she mean by this?

>> No.49637318

>>49637189
Virgin charts are stuck in one form, chad charts change all the time to fit the new data. Cope.

>> No.49637337

>>49637303
Move away from the south before she becomes your cousin wife anon

>> No.49637880

Yeah this is fun for like 3 minutes.

>> No.49638112

>>49637880
then you want to move your arm cause it fell asleep, or she's as hot as a furnace and you just want space ffs

>> No.49638171

>>49637189
women are leeches

>> No.49638283

>>49637189
Why would you want a woman all over you like that, so childish.

>> No.49638320

>>49637303
You know what she wants. You need to fuck her.

>> No.49638515

>>49638112
>>49638171
>>49638283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_gHh5IEgi0

>> No.49638769

>>49638112
My wife is cold as fuck 95% of the time, only to become a thermonuclear reactor 5 minutes after we’ve started cuddling

>> No.49638832

>>49637189

is there supposed to be sound? im using a new browser that is currently in beta and only get the video.

>> No.49638867

>>49638112
>hot as a furnace
How does it feel bros?

>> No.49638910

>>49638832
only webm posted on /gif/ or /wsg/ has sound

>> No.49638982

>>49637189
>>49637189
white bois can't compete with BAC

>> No.49638994

>>49638910
thank you anon

>> No.49639012
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49639012

I ONCE HAD A LEGITIMATE 9/10 LIE IN POSITION NUMBER 5 (THE CLASSIC) ON ME

WE WERE SHARING A TENT DURING A CAMP TRIP (SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD STAY IN MINE WITH ME BECAUSE HER FRIEND LEFT THEIR TENT FOR BOYFRIEND)

THEN SHE ROLLED OVER ON HER SIDE WITH HER BACK TO ME

I THOUGHT IT MEANT SHE DIDNT WANT TO CUDDLE WITH ME ANYMORE BUT I FOUND OUT YEARS LATER I WAS SUPPOSED TO THEN SPOON HER GENTLY FROM BEHIND TO CONTINUE THE CUDDLE SESSION

I WAS SCARED OF MAKING A MOVE IN CASE SHE WASNT ONBOARD WITH THAT AND I BECAME KNOWN AS THE CREEP OF THE SOCIAL CIRCLE

I NEVER GOT ANOTHER SHOT AT GF AND SHE ENDED UP WITH A REALITY TV STAR

>> No.49639132

>>49637189
I'm so sad and lonely

>> No.49639185

>>49639012
Damn I think that's even worse than being KHV

>> No.49639692

>>49637189
What's worse?
Being a lonely neet
or
being in a happy relationship but having nearly ever girl you spend any time with become infatuated with you but remain off limits

>> No.49639763

>>49638867
turn on your stove and straddle it

>> No.49639795

>>49639692
#2 only keep male friends and have a happy wife and 10 children

>> No.49639821

>>49638112
>or she's as hot as a furnace
Hmmm...

>> No.49639861

>>49639012
lmao

>> No.49639881

>>49637189
both of them are built for BBC

>> No.49639888

>>49637189
So it's just curve fitting like what's going on in your webm?

>> No.49639897

>>49639012
>anon's genetic lineage went extinct due to not knowing how to follow up from a position #5 cuddle

>> No.49639924

>>49637189

I'm glad those 2 are in love.

Now if SOXL goes to $30, maybe I'll feel like a man again

>> No.49639929

>>49639897
rookie mistake

t. truecel

>> No.49639972

WTF Asian chads, stop stealing our women!! Our tiny white dicks cannot compete

>> No.49640033

>>49637189
yup, my dad works at bitcoin and they do that
can confirm

>> No.49640171

How do you people not get a raging boner from this? I feel like if you just wanted to chill and not fuck, it'd be annoying having a raging hard on the entire time

I guess not getting hard while touching your girl would be sad too

what do i know im just an incel

>> No.49640208

>>49640171
The boner is what takes it from "spooning" to "sporking".

>> No.49640250

>>49637189
I need to get rich so bad its unreal or ima go pirate mode

>> No.49640322

>>49640171
Eventually you get used to it and you stop getting hard. Idk

>> No.49640332

>>49640250
That's the thing, enough pirate moders like you and the system resets and we can all do something wholesome together.

>> No.49640363

>>49640171

I remember the first time I had sex my heart was racing.

Now it just "feels good". Unless I havent came in like 5 days then I would prob get hard from cuddling but otherwise no.

>> No.49640371

>>49640171
After being with someone for longer than 2 years you completely lose interest. So no boners happen anymore, trust me.

>> No.49640381
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I hate women

>> No.49640429

>>49640171
Idk
When I had a gf I had a boner any time like this
We had sex at least 200 times :)

>> No.49640438

>>49637189
>betraying their races
ngmi. I hope their elliot rodger son kills them both

>> No.49640532

>>49640171
sex is just like anything it gets old quickly
why do you think schartznigger went with a fat mexican housemaid over his hot wife
>he was sick of it

>> No.49640709

>>49640532
she probably catered to his fetish better

>> No.49640960

>>49637303
My cousin did this to me too
He has strong hands bro

>> No.49640981

>>49639012
always do the thing you're most afraid of doing

>> No.49641508
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>>49639012
I would have cum by the next position
life is a comedy when you cum in seconds lol its over fsaiofjasfosaifjiaosf aNGGAGKUuiaiiiiiiaa aiiiia pririrpirpirr popopopo pepep opop ipip pepe papaa ipi popopr pepe pupup ptptpt pepep ipipipip oooooooooooo

>> No.49641583

>>49641508
It's time to quit porn

>> No.49642429

>>49640171
because in reality she would be talking to you about stupid shit for 2 hours and you'd rather be on biz

>> No.49642668

>>49637189
imagine her braps, so glad i have a waifu pillow

>> No.49642730

>>49637189
>>49637303
>>49637318
>>49637337
>>49637880
>>49638112
>>49638171
>>49638283
>>49638320
this is the same aznidentitiy incel, he has no life and posts this to bait for (you)s on different boards and he's done it for some time. the woman is a ukrainian prostitute. stop responding