/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49635641]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49635651]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49635667]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.49635684]

I'm in stableish shit like voo vtv vti dia but still feeling compelled to capitulate under the assumption it's going to go a lot lower.
Should I do it bros?
Maybe just a little bit?

[Anonymous No.49635689]

Reminder that jews are whiter than you, muhammad.

[Anonymous No.49635695]

Today I will remind them to buy SIGA

[Anonymous No.49635699]

>WE NEED SOME UHH SOME YOU KNOW SOME FUCKING MONEY IN THERE!!!

[Anonymous No.49635702]

STFU BIDEN IT WENT RED WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING

[Anonymous No.49635703]

>>49635684
Yes sell it all

[Anonymous No.49635716]

Who’s doing this to us?

[Anonymous No.49635722]

siga

[Anonymous No.49635730]

I sold, tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.49635733]

I want off david soxls ride

[Anonymous No.49635734]

>>49635716
you know who

[Anonymous No.49635736]

Bet you bulls thought you'd get one green day and some repreive. kek

[Anonymous No.49635741]

Circuit breaker in 3.... 2.....

[Anonymous No.49635742]

any chance SPY will bear market rally before continuing to dump? I'm waiting to order more puts

[Anonymous No.49635750]

>>49635703
Today.

[Anonymous No.49635757]

nice quick 12% on spy puts this morning. wahts for lung /smg/

[Anonymous No.49635775]

OIL CHADS

Can you imagine how bullish it will be once Chyna finally starts producing its shit instead of locking down a new city of 10 millions inhabitants each week?

[Anonymous No.49635777]

Is it time to short oil now?

[Anonymous No.49635779]

>>49635641
I miss Grichka so much it hurts

[Anonymous No.49635780]

>>49635716
who? Who?! WHO?!?

[Anonymous No.49635783]

I would HEEM every single SOXL tranny ITT

[Anonymous No.49635785]

>>49635689
Jews are what happens when you mix arabs with Ukrainian and Russian whores.
They're sandniggers, they'll always be sandniggers, and the'll never stop being sandniggers.
Shalom/shalam, or what sandniggers say to each other.

[Anonymous No.49635795]

>Jerome Powell was appointed by Trump

So it's Trump's fault after all..

[Anonymous No.49635805]

>>49635742
the fed meeting worries me a bit. We may get a bullshit rally tomorrow, so I'm also hesitant to buy more puts. I mean, if there is a pump, it will fizzle out very quickly. No more real rallies for a while, I think.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49635821]

Have you guys seen the Bagler? I think he might have become an hero.

[Anonymous No.49635822]

>>49635702

Don't know what you're talking about Jack.

[Anonymous No.49635826]

Are we back? Feels like we've survived the worst of it

[Anonymous No.49635830]

>>49635641
Good time to buy

[Anonymous No.49635831]

>>49635777
Yes, considering they just discovered 300 billion barrels in Narnia and MIT figured out how to distill gasoline from seawater.

[Anonymous No.49635839]

>>49635795
Its the fault of a long line of presidents printing money recklessly, Joey B and Drumpf included

[Anonymous No.49635844]

Boring. I wish jpow would speak today.

[Anonymous No.49635849]

>>49635757
lol "BUY MY CARS GUYS IM COOL TOO, DONT LOOK INTO COBALT MINES"

[Anonymous No.49635851]

>>49635695
qui?

[Anonymous No.49635855]

>>49635780
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.49635856]

>>49635716
nobody nose

[Anonymous No.49635858]

I'm buying XOM and XOP

[Anonymous No.49635861]

>>49635831
Source?

[Anonymous No.49635864]

i fucking hate how btc has correlation with the stock market

[Anonymous No.49635890]

>>49635757
4chan bros... I think we need new memes.

[Anonymous No.49635893]

>>49635779
Everyone does, anon. Everyone does.

>>49635861
The New York Future Times.

[Anonymous No.49635895]

>you are supposed to put in thousands of dollars in stocks at a time if you want to get any meaningful gains form it
>i put in only 1k and split it among a few different stocks at a handful of positions thinking this was a good strategy

[Anonymous No.49635896]

>WE CAN DANCE WE CAN DANCE
>DO THE SAFETY DANCE

[Anonymous No.49635907]

>>49635785
t. butt mad muham mad

[Anonymous No.49635908]

Bears
>Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are dumps out there! Both indexes are in critical condition and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someones retirement was killed today because of what you did.

[Anonymous No.49635913]

>DXY

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49635921]

>>49635864
The Bagler used to say it's the dog with the wagging tail... I still don't understand what he meant by that.

[Anonymous No.49635936]

>>49635913
Japan about to need another YCC - Yen Currency Control

[Anonymous No.49635947]

>>49635895
seems fine to me, that's called diversifying

[Anonymous No.49635953]

guys beware the hidden SOXLrs in the BuShEs

[Anonymous No.49635961]

>>49635641
funny how the day after grichka died we saw the ATH on SPX

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49635963]

>>49635908
You understand that Robert DeNiro isn't even an Italian and he's just on of those Jews that wears pants that are yellow in the front and brown in the back and never leaves home without a white flag?

[Anonymous No.49635965]

>>49635895
Enjoy all the losses but only an average of the gains

[Anonymous No.49635966]

>>49635907
Post a timestamped picture of a pork product so I know whether I'm talking to a Holocaust-American or somebody who's had their mind fucked by Holocaust-Americans.

[Anonymous No.49635968]

I sold my entire portfolio, if the market doesn't fall off a cliff I'm going to do something bad in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.49635969]

[Anonymous No.49635979]

The 10 year's doing it again, guys...

[Anonymous No.49635985]

Hang on sluts, this markets going lower.

[Anonymous No.49635989]

oh... okay I guess we're not having a crab day then....

[Anonymous No.49635990]

is now the time to buy natural gas companies?

[Anonymous No.49636000]

>>49635961
really?

[Anonymous No.49636007]

>>49635750
What if you sell today, and next week there is a 10% rally that goes a over your sell price? Will you buy back in for a loss, believing the bottom was in?

[Anonymous No.49636010]

>>49635757
what the fuck? This meme literally came from 4chan, how'd it get to reddit musk so fast?

[Anonymous No.49636017]

>>49635947
Retail investors don't have enough time and resources to research and stay updated on 20 well diversified holdings.

Just buy SPY and add 2-3 stocks of shit you know well.

[Anonymous No.49636019]

>>49636010
i post all the memes to reddit

[Anonymous No.49636027]

>>49635979
Damn, don’t you just love how government interference in the markets destroyed all risk off assets

[Anonymous No.49636028]

dow <30k soon

[Anonymous No.49636039]

>>49636010
Musk is in these threads all the time

[Anonymous No.49636050]

>>49635742
Could. Those two big gaps in the chart are soft targets.

[Anonymous No.49636055]

>>49636017
just sell when green

[Anonymous No.49636060]

Guys, maybe if we all sell at the same time we can reverse gamma squeeze spy into the negatives

[Anonymous No.49636062]

>>49636007
I was just going for the Margin Call meme, baiting someone to reply "Is that even possible, anon?"

>>49636027
My favorite was how people assumed TIPS weren't pricing in inflation six months ago. When the Fed owned a third of the market.

[Anonymous No.49636063]

>>49635990
Yes energy prices show no signs of slowing. Tankers are pretty risky to invest in however.

[Anonymous No.49636067]

Why tf is SOXL green?

[Anonymous No.49636078]

>>49635985
Every time i see this kinky bear my puts and shorts print. ;)

[Anonymous No.49636086]

RDBX REDDITARDS WHAT HAPPENED. I THOUGHT WE WERE SQUIZZLING THE SQWOZZLE

[Anonymous No.49636085]

>>49636000
grichka died on the 3rd of jan
the top for SPX was on the 4th
DJI had its top on the 5th too
almost like they were protecting /biz/ this whole time

[Anonymous No.49636087]

I think we should just print more money

[Anonymous No.49636090]

>>49636067
Because you touch yourself

[Anonymous No.49636102]

>>49636067
tech is green in general

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49636111]

>>49636019
I think the Bagler would be disappointed in your faggotry. I hope you die after a long life where you have to witness everyone you care about die before you do.

[Anonymous No.49636115]

>>49636085
The bogs died at the exact top of the market, the exact fucken top.

[Anonymous No.49636122]

>>49636087
And hand it directly to XOM, yes.

[Anonymous No.49636124]

>>49636087
They have never not printed.

[Anonymous No.49636132]

>>49635695
"Them" being the poor chumps who continually fall for /smg/ shilling? Like the mutant fish and the silver horse?

[Anonymous No.49636148]

Is anyone buying sqqq or soxs today? I’m wary about jumping in after such a sharp spike. Not sure what to do before fomc

[Anonymous No.49636149]

>>49636063
any tickers you recommend? SJT?

[Anonymous No.49636151]

Looks guys, sorry to say but if you don't follow 60/40 you WILL get blown the fuck out. That's right, 60% DRV and 40% SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.49636160]

BUDDY LOOK AT THE 10 YEAR

[Anonymous No.49636176]

>>49636085
That's very sus.
Indeed jan 4 '22 was the SPX intraday ath at 4818.something

[Anonymous No.49636179]

>>49636148
It’s almost as if nobody really knows and it’s just speculation. It’s almost like you can’t time the market.

[Anonymous No.49636180]

>>49636115
yes, minus NDQ
it peaked on nov 22nd
go look at a 1 day chart and see for yourself

[Anonymous No.49636187]

Biden has got to be the worst president in American history

[Anonymous No.49636203]

>>49636187
you get what you voted for

[Anonymous No.49636205]

>Biden: tackle a world (war) *wide* recession


oops

[Anonymous No.49636222]

buy the fucking bonds jerome

[Anonymous No.49636225]

>>49636187
Close, but that title still goes to Reagan

[Anonymous No.49636247]

>>49636151
its 60% GUSH and 40% TMV

[Anonymous No.49636250]

>UVXY down pretty hard
>Everything else still down
Which one is going to reverse?

[Anonymous No.49636256]

Oil bears are so tiresome. They post every day about how they are shorting oil and then one day it goes down %2 and they do a victory lap shouting "I TOLD YOU SO"

[Anonymous No.49636258]

>crypto dies
>the world uses alot less energy
>the price of oil goes down
>inflation is solved

This will happen

[Anonymous No.49636260]

>>49636225
*FDR

[Anonymous No.49636261]

>the 'Daq is green
A toast... to the bottom

[Anonymous No.49636268]

>>49636187
Obama is by far the worse.
Remember that amazing time he decided to topple MENA "dictators" and accidentally created ISIS and civil war in a bunch of countries, and those refugee flood europe so hard that the entire continent is demographically destroyed?
Biden is not even close to be a footnote in history.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49636276]

>>49636222
no

[Anonymous No.49636286]

>>49636222
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM HERE ANYWAY?

[Anonymous No.49636287]

>>49636039
Hi Elon. Do a barrel roll.

[Anonymous No.49636290]

>>49636203
I’m not eligible to vote in American election, however I should be considering we made you and all.
>>49636225
What did Reagan do?

[Anonymous No.49636295]

>>49636187
>enslaves you're grandparents and your parents and you and your children and your wifes boyfriends children, etc

[Anonymous No.49636299]

>SPY crabbing at the price I bought yesterday
>INTC crabbing at the price I bought yesterday

this market fucking hates me

[Anonymous No.49636301]

I hate this Biden nigga like you wouldn't believe. On god, fr fr, this bussiboi sus no cap.
He's trying to tax unrealized capital gains isn't he?

[Anonymous No.49636305]

>>49636258
Doubt the Crypto Cult will give up so easy. They will come up with some new bullshit for another hype bubble

[Anonymous No.49636312]

Why the fuck is micro strategy pumping

[Anonymous No.49636316]

>>49636301
Good thing I won’t have any gains to tax

[Anonymous No.49636326]

>>49636290
>I’m not eligible to vote in American election
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.49636339]

>>49636247
Based, I'll accept that as a winning strategy as well.
>Biden: corporations WILL pay more taxes
LETS GOOOOOOOO
And finally, why is modern warfare a million gigabytes? Shits only 20% goddamn it

[Anonymous No.49636343]

>>49636312
Exit pump

[Anonymous No.49636342]

>>49636151
60% VOO 40% VTI
Come back in 30 years to collect your trillions(in todays pre hyper inflation money that would be millions)

[Anonymous No.49636354]

>>49636301
Maybe they'll let us write off our unrealized losses. So the gov can default even faster.

[Anonymous No.49636364]

So is the crash over or what?

[Anonymous No.49636370]

>>49636258
Looking at it from this perspective makes one realize that Crypto is absolutely positive for how the current (((System))) is structured.
>was resources as quickly and as efficiently as possible

[Anonymous No.49636373]

>>49636295
>Wife's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.49636382]

>>49636222
yea I'll buy... at 8% percent

[Anonymous No.49636387]

>>49636354
>Maybe they'll let us write off our unrealized losses
I like to dream too.

[Anonymous No.49636397]

>>49636225
if it wasn't for him my state wouldn't even have anywhere to ride a dirtbike legally, but they still want registration fees to only ride on fed land to feed the nigs that steal the bikes to wheelie through stop signs

[Anonymous No.49636396]

>>49636364
Yes, biden saved the economy

[Anonymous No.49636400]

>>49635830
BOIL?

BOIL

[Anonymous No.49636414]

>>49636364
No, the market is crabbing today ahead of the Fed meeting.

The market's going to crash one way or another based on their decision, recession is unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.49636416]

>>49636247
Imagine if all those passive managers at Fidelity and Vanguard gave up on their ESG bullshit and switched their target date funds to this allocation.

Imagine.

[Anonymous No.49636419]

>>49636286
look at the log chart
that's the problem

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49636423]

>>49636286
basically women and niggers were convinced they needed to have jobs and contribute to the fractional reserve jew but rates got to 0 and negative rates were just a meme and never actually an option,

[Anonymous No.49636429]

why is biden yelling? It's so funny when he tries to seem enthusiastic

[Anonymous No.49636436]

>>49636225
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.49636439]

>>49636343
Yeah, imma need MSTR to close under 155 Friday

[Anonymous No.49636438]

>>49636382
with current distribution and at current price HYG is yielding a mere 4,9%

[Anonymous No.49636444]

>>49636414
That's what I thought I have some dry powder but I'm holding off because I'll likely need a wheelbarrow of it to buy some ramen.

[Anonymous No.49636451]

Dear Elon Musk sir please my village is in danger I only need the needful 1 Tesla and 1 American house sir you must save me kindly respond sir

[Anonymous No.49636454]

>>49636429
He will do his trademark lean in and whisper soon too. Always at least one in his speeches.

[Anonymous No.49636463]

BA looks like a nice short opportunity. 4 rejections at the 200 MA. Strong bearish trend with a bear flag setup. MACD crossover. Great options volume and liquidity.

[Anonymous No.49636467]

wen TSLA crash

[Anonymous No.49636472]

>>49636342
I don't want to wait until I'm too old to fuck good to get filthy rich, I'm trying to be a real fucking sleaze, no cap frfr.

[Anonymous No.49636484]

>>49636419
so the problem is the log chart?

[Anonymous No.49636494]

>>49636187
Ez, not even close actual fucking retard in all aspects

I voted for him, absolutely fucking regret that every day guy is a massive loser

[Anonymous No.49636498]

>>49636438
I've been enjoying my short on that btw. SJB and puts.

[Anonymous No.49636506]

>>49635890
they're stealing all of them reee

[Anonymous No.49636514]

Hello sir Elon Musk, I am about to short your company!

[Anonymous No.49636519]

boomers in shambles

[Anonymous No.49636523]

>>49636484
in a way ...

[Anonymous No.49636524]

It's just. It's just that I'm not buying yet. That's all

[Anonymous No.49636529]

>>49636364
Have you been paying attention in the last 6 months. They are going to lure in dumb money and then dump it to price them out then we will slowly green crab until the next leg down.

[Anonymous No.49636531]

>>49636506
So... 4chan is now officially the culture hub of the world?

[Anonymous No.49636541]

>>49636039
Musk, do the purge on those twitter commies pls

[Anonymous No.49636551]

>>49627613
>i'm the type theory nerd btw. it was pretty clear since january that this wasn't gonna be a minor correction and i've been ringing the alarm since then, while your dumbass has consistently been wrong about every single thing. "don't time the market" is a meme that applies to contemporary trends and especially bottom timing (and i wholly agree in that regard), not predictable macro trend ones where the markets will have to react at some point and where you can look at reliable indicators for future trends other than price charts.
>i can assure you that the big boys see this type of stuff coming, too, but they can't exit their positions like we can and so it takes longer to unwind and isn't just a clean crash as soon as everyone knows that shit's fucked.
>have you ever considered that maybe the dumbest possible investing strategy that every utter retard with a bit of inheritance money can execute is far from optimal

ok so when do we start buying and how long do we hold?

[Anonymous No.49636560]

>>49636531
where have you been for literally the past 15 years

[Anonymous No.49636561]

>>49636541
Cringe

[Anonymous No.49636562]

>>49636519
Just wait til they pull the rug and collapse us all.

[Anonymous No.49636577]

>>49636506
So if they do only a 50 its gonna giga crash right? Every firms demanding at least 75.

[Anonymous No.49636590]

>>49636010
Nigga, 4chan has been the hub for internet culture and memes for the last 15 years. It has always been this way.

[Anonymous No.49636592]

>>49635913
it just keeps going up

[Anonymous No.49636593]

>>49636438
my sweet summer child, you think I care about your shitty junk bonds? I'll buy when I've hiked rates to the moon and the last bond boomer has roped

[Anonymous No.49636597]

>>49636531
been this way for decades

[Anonymous No.49636596]

>>49636463
Wow, I remember when it was in the 200s. Good riddance though.

[Anonymous No.49636599]

>>49636560
>rhetoric
Nice

[Anonymous No.49636601]

>>49636364
>this retard thinks they will just let shorts make free money
We have been liquidating people both ways for a couple months already.

[Anonymous No.49636607]

>>49636551
Buy now.
Keep buying.
Hold forever.

[Anonymous No.49636616]

Is anyone here buying before tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49636619]

>>49636498
congrats.
Personally, I'd DCA into HYG every month.
Even though, at current distributions the ETF price would have to be around $51 for it to even yield 7% even.

[Anonymous No.49636622]

>>49636268
>accidentally created ISIS and civil war in a bunch of countries
>accidentally

[Anonymous No.49636624]

>>49636592
I see a giga-sized cup and handle on it

[Anonymous No.49636628]

Once again, I have made all incorrect decisions...

[Anonymous No.49636634]

>>49636616
Maybe a spy straddles for tomorrow that's it.

[Anonymous No.49636638]

>>49636616
I was thinking Id take a gamble and buy some puts actually

[Anonymous No.49636642]

>>49636590
exactly. all of those know your meme and reddit memes almost all came from here.

like the whole cute cat pictures to Rick Astley etc etc. we might have even started AMA first too

[Anonymous No.49636646]

>>49636531
>is now

lurk more faggot

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49636647]

>>49636290
>What did Reagan do?
he basically created the hohols and forgot how

[Anonymous No.49636648]

HOLY FUCK I ALMOST GOT REKT BY BOIL
but luckily I sold yesterday

[Anonymous No.49636658]

>>49636628
It’s ok anon, you’re not bleeding money out of your anus alone

[Anonymous No.49636665]

ITT we laugh at stock faggots

[Anonymous No.49636674]

Also any more natgas fud? Right now seems like perfect time for entry ...almost too perfect.

[Anonymous No.49636675]

Every December and every June during the full moon, tsla giga pumps despite the rest of the market going to shit
Not saying you should buy and hold tsla 900c, but I wouldn't want any of you missing out on astrolog- I mean TA backed gains

[Anonymous No.49636676]

>>49636628
What's wild to think about, is the fact that for every bad sell/buy you make there is someone who bought/sold you that shit. Someone has been making all the right decisions haha

[Anonymous No.49636677]

Baggie bros, why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.49636685]

>>49636658
I bought $62 puts
Still hoping for a major dump tomorrow on the rate news...

[Anonymous No.49636688]

>>49635890
I'm pushing hard for more poopoo and peepee posting

[Anonymous No.49636689]

>>49636416
oil would run out quicker, leaving the US with no oil bags and no alternative before everyone else.
ESG sells itself as important for social reasons, but it's just an attempt to guide capital allocation into the post-scarcity age so that the US survives when we arrive there.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49636704]

>>49636607
i wish i was sitting in a hot tub with my gookfu drinking warm saki from cups wedged between her supple and soft breasts.

[Anonymous No.49636736]

>>49636685
Yeah me too. I’m hodling, never know when Putin’s gonna press the launch button you know, could get lucky

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49636744]

normies are buying the dip

just got off the phone with my younger brother who called me to ask for stock picks. He does not invest besides throwing money at his female broker who just puts its all in mutual funds anyway
now he wants to build his own portfolio
anyway my point is

NORMIES
ARE
BUYING
THIS
DIP

[Anonymous No.49636749]

Is Brandon talking? I'm green

[Anonymous No.49636754]

>>49636619
Well we're stumbling through stagflation and/or recession, which fucks these companies over. Then you have the fact that spreads vs treasuries are, jesus, 1.4%?

What's the case for buying HYG any time within the next few months?

[Anonymous No.49636756]

>>49636736
>never know when Putin’s gonna press the launch button
God I hope at least one warhead is programmed for my exact lat/long

[Anonymous No.49636772]

>>49636689
>post-scarcity
Incorrect, where the elites are going is neo-feudalism and PERMA-scarcity.

[Anonymous No.49636775]

>>49636744
Buddy look at DXY computer, all normies want to hold is the US dollarino

[Anonymous No.49636786]

My account finally dipped into 5-figures for the first time in over a year. I am going to end my life.

[Anonymous No.49636817]

>>49636689
Also known as organizing the economy which is fucking retarded every time its tried
>retards LITERALLY thought when 0 was zero it was over because of EVs
Any delusion i had about people at the top being smarter than me has been shattered
>quote of the year from yellen
>who could have foreseen chip shoetages would impact cars so much
Hurrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.49636832]

>>49636786
I wish I had five figures to throw at something right now

[Anonymous No.49636834]

>>49636744
>expects institutions to hold the bags
what better way to fix inflation then line go down with consumer cash.

[Anonymous No.49636844]

>>49636675
I would unironically throw a few bucks at a "rigorous" astrology ETF. Do sectors have star signs? Or do you just go off the CEO's birth month?

>>49636689
Intriguing possibility but I'm leaning towards >>49636772. Seems like just another HLvM religion scam.

[Anonymous No.49636845]

>>49636786
Mine just went up to 5 figures for the first time. I'm gonna go get some pizza for dinner.

[Anonymous No.49636851]

>>49636817
When oil was zero*

[Anonymous No.49636853]

>>49636832
you sound pretty reckless

[Anonymous No.49636854]

>>49636786
iktfb. my 7 figure account went to 6 figures. i am a pleb again

[Anonymous No.49636861]

>>49636744
>normies with no strategy about to get heem'd into 1929
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.49636867]

bros...has the bleeding stopped?

[Anonymous No.49636873]

>>49636754
>What's the case for buying HYG any time within the next few months?
The appeal of HYG, at least to me, and also all in theory, is the relative safety of a relatively stable distribution each and every month and relatively "close" numbers to what these bonds actually trade and yield.
HYG so far has for all its existence been a pretty fair deal to "live off of it."

[Anonymous No.49636884]

>>49636744
Normies are always doing the wrong thing tripfag. They think that they are the main character and so smart.
This shit is going down to pre 2000s levels adjusted for inflation.
Stop using a trip you nigger fag

[Anonymous No.49636891]

>>49636624
I wonder how high it can go

[Anonymous No.49636899]

>>49636689
We are literally centuries away from problems like oil running out of ozone layer dissolving. Imagine if 17 century niggas were trying to figure out a solution for Y2K for 400 years, that's the kind of shit that's happening now.

[Anonymous No.49636902]

>>49636867
There shall be no relief, Lord have mercy

[Anonymous No.49636903]

>>49636744
Normies are about to be homeless and then offload the bags they bought at a premium to hedges (again) who will get a fresh capital injection from the bailout king Biden.
Its going to be an even bigger transfer of wealth from main street to wall street than even 2008.

[Anonymous No.49636911]

>>49636873
(addendum)
This might have been the most boomer thing I've written so far.
I'm 37 btw.

[Anonymous No.49636912]

Hello sirs pls doomp it !!!!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49636916]

happy birthday Donald Trump
miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>49636884
no

[Anonymous No.49636950]

>>49636899
oil running out is a meme and they have been saying oceans are going to rise for like 50 years. It's been the same narrative the whole time and it hasn't happened. They just want to cut off our energy sources so it's easier to control people

[Anonymous No.49636961]

>>49636912
have patience my bastard, the plan is in progress

[Anonymous No.49636962]

SPY is fighting for its life and not doing so good

[Anonymous No.49636964]

>>49636899
This, its actually mroe retarded when you consider the pace of technological growth over the last century and decade

Commies should be shot

[Anonymous No.49636969]

>>49636867

[Anonymous No.49636976]

>>49636884
>buying after a 20% drop is dumb, stupid normies
God I love the hubris of this place

[Anonymous No.49636978]

Entry price for SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.49636999]

It’s weakening

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49637006]

>>49636744
I think there's a big black hole and we haven't finished spinning around it to the point our electromagnetic radiation travels across the cosmos.

[Anonymous No.49637009]

Stock market isn't the only thing dying, my father passed as well. Fuck bros.

[Anonymous No.49637013]

>>49636950
Nah I think they're just retarded. When people in power get absolute control they just start to get retarded. Start to wear silly wigs and spend 10% of GDP on personal jewelry. This goes on until somebody just sort of kills them

[Anonymous No.49637021]

when is a recession declared? and what will this one be called?

[Anonymous No.49637023]

>>49636899
There is a simple solution. But no one is willing to step up and do it. Think of all the progress we could make if Africa was open to mining interests and agriculture without the constant threat of riots from the locals.

[Anonymous No.49637032]

>>49637009
Now think on it how you can profit from it

[Anonymous No.49637039]

>>49636899
>>49636689
I unironically believe in the conspiracy theory that oil is reproduced at a constant rate.
Wouldn't be the first time Oilfags are lying.

[Anonymous No.49637042]

>>49636873
>>49636911
OK, well I'll just say that total return is what matters. You don't need distributions if you sell X% of your stock every month and the stock (or ETF or whatever) has gone up that much.

And I personally don't see HYG having a good total return for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.49637043]

>>49636978
Literally any price. You should be panic buying SQQQ at this point.

[Anonymous No.49637049]

>>49636867
taylor swift's cat is a scottish fold (folded ears) their years fold because are scottish fold cats
have genetic cartilage disease so their limbs are weak and so on that's why the ears fold
too. the breed should be banned in future as the cats typically suffer having the disease

[Anonymous No.49637072]

>>49637039
That's not really a conspiracy theory.

[Anonymous No.49637085]

>>49637021
Q2 GDP comes out in July.
>The Fed Bubble/The Everything Bubble/The Greater Depression

[Anonymous No.49637095]

>>49637021
If GDP for this quarter is negative, it’s a technical recession. If the market drops more than 50% it will be called the end of the fed bubble, if it drops less than 50% it will be called taper tantrum 2

[Anonymous No.49637094]

>>49637021
I'm really sick of this "recession is coming" bullshit that's being pulled. They'll keep saying this for 2 years when it's clear we have been in one for months

[Anonymous No.49637098]

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY DIAPER IS FULL AND IT'S NOT EVEN NOON

[Anonymous No.49637099]

>>49637039
This would probably be true - except you aren't accounting for extinction events. There are holes in the ecological timeline where minimal oil would be produced due to low carbon turn over from the atmosphere to plant and then animal matter.

[Anonymous No.49637113]

>>49637021
Peepee poopoo time

[Anonymous No.49637130]

GAS THE MUMUS

BUY PUTS NOW

[Anonymous No.49637131]

This is a boring market we need some big overlevered shit beta speculators to get liquidated soon

[Anonymous No.49637134]

[Anonymous No.49637153]

>>49637013
the people we see enacting the laws are muppets, but the council of 300 is pulling the stings and they have had this plan in place for a long time

[Anonymous No.49637155]

>govt prints more money
>people have more money to put into stocks and increase market cap
>stocks go up

why are people complaining about money printing

[Anonymous No.49637166]

>>49637023
british empire 2.0 when?

[Anonymous No.49637174]

>>49636978
I'll be buying during the next bulltrap

[Anonymous No.49637179]

>>49635641
for next time

[Anonymous No.49637199]

Joe Biden wants you to fight!
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1536739392349474817

[Anonymous No.49637201]

>>49637023
Thanos was absolutely correct.
"Things" need correction.
Too bad he was the only one with the will to act on it;
and in the end he was a victim of bad booking on the side of Marvel.
It was like Vinnie Mac's
>CENA WINS LOL

[Anonymous No.49637202]

[Anonymous No.49637213]

>>49637072
>>49637099
No, I mean that Oil isn't something that takes millions of years to form, but rather that can be extracted at a steady rate and in a couple of years the same sites will have regenerated oil.
The companies have been constantly going back to old extraction sites to get more oil out and justify it with "Uhmmm actually we just developed better extraction methods tehehehe".
It's probably my most brainlet take, but I believe in it.

[Anonymous No.49637228]

>>49637155
Stocks cannot go up forever, for the prosperity we have had we need periods of setbacks too

[Anonymous No.49637260]

>>49637199
bitch doesn't even know where he is half the time lmao

[Anonymous No.49637263]

>>49637199
He's talking to a union, retard. You're probably another anti-union corporate bootlicker

[Anonymous No.49637266]

What the fuck happened to natural gas

[Anonymous No.49637268]

>>49637213
It's actually well-known that exhausted oil wells sometimes replenish. For example see
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080131111653.htm

[Anonymous No.49637283]

>>49636551
>"don't time the market" is a meme that applies to contemporary trends and especially bottom timing (and i wholly agree in that regard)
>and especially bottom timing
i'll tell you when we get there, but whether the bottom is in depends entirely on sentiment. if you want a reliable indicator that things are getting better but that also lags behind the real bottom, watch out for the unemployment peak.

>>49636817
the economy has been organized for decades. the US isn't some free capitalistic state, it's a technocracy (and no, the technocrats are not your politicians). equity allocation is just one piece of the puzzle that they added more recently.

[Anonymous No.49637284]

kind of boring day desu

[Anonymous No.49637286]

>>49637268
my favorite schizo theory is that the earth makes oil and it's not just old carbon deposits

[Anonymous No.49637288]

>>49637266
WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.49637313]

>>49636786
stream it faggot, don't let it go to waste

[Anonymous No.49637317]

>>49635702
Just build it back better, lazy zoomer.

[Anonymous No.49637334]

fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.49637336]

>>49637266
Think about what happens when you have your favorite fat assed e-thot fill all of her preordered jars full of her braps and when you open those jars up what happens to that natural gas

[Anonymous No.49637341]

>>49637286
>my favorite schizo theory is that the earth makes oil and it's not just old carbon deposits
I unironically believe this lmao
>>49637268
Yeah "uhhh, sorry, actually did you know that sometimes the oil just flows back????"

[Anonymous No.49637344]

>>49637166
Other countries did it better, and not soon enough.
>>49637201
I unironically wonder if someone at marvel actually had a big brain take and wanted to try to wake up normies in a manner that wouldn't get censored by the political machine
>>49637213
They replenish because old organic matter turns into oil as it compresses. If we are extracting dino juice not all the dinos died at the same time, there will be seepage. That's why extinction events matter in reference to the refilling of sites. Less plant/animal matter - less carbon in the layer of earth being compressed. The rate of oil production from organic material is directly related to the amount of organic material produced from life in it's corresponding past year.

[Anonymous No.49637346]

>>49637286
It’s pretty obvious that it does, explains how Titan has hydrocarbon oceans

[Anonymous No.49637348]

>>49636689
>oil would run out quicker, leaving the US with no oil bags and no alternative before everyone else.

You are aware there are 3 trillion tonnes of indicated coal reserves in US soil right anon?

There are always alternatives to oil if it ever came to that.

[Anonymous No.49637352]

>>49637266
people are starting to use unnatural gas

[Anonymous No.49637360]

The bottom is in?

[Anonymous No.49637381]

>>49637360

[Anonymous No.49637403]

>>49637381
The Pierce always wins

[Anonymous No.49637412]

>>49637266
Gazprom reduced by 40% the flows to europoors.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49637421]

>>49637352

[Anonymous No.49637433]

>>49636899
you're free to believe that the elites are retarded (and by god they often are), but it doesn't change anything about the motivations behind ESG.

[Anonymous No.49637446]

>>49637266
>>49637412
In addition -- Europoors said natty gas will never be green energy.

[Anonymous No.49637448]

>>49637360
I think Jpow speaks tomorrow, so not yet.

[Anonymous No.49637449]

>>49637348
Coal can be liquified

[Anonymous No.49637481]

>>49636744
Well,yeah. I also read those exact same "normies are buying the dip" message in March 2020.
And they were right.

[Anonymous No.49637483]

>>49637360
Fed meeting and GDPNow numbers come out tomorrow.
So we will probably slowly crab down for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.49637487]

>>49637449
cool it with the racism

[Anonymous No.49637498]

>>49637449
technically any thing can be liquified.

[Anonymous No.49637509]

>>49637433
That's just a cult. Sometimes a cult gets into power and an entire country starts doing batshit insane things. Many such cases

[Anonymous No.49637530]

[Anonymous No.49637542]

Can you feel it retarded mumus? Prepare your anoos

[Anonymous No.49637563]

I'm betting everything on powel saving us

[Anonymous No.49637564]

>>49637449
It literally can be through the Fischer-Tropf process. This is where Germany got all of their fuel from in WWII.

[Anonymous No.49637572]

>>49637542
>Prepare your anoos
Again? I've already sold my TSLA shares, leave me alone :(

[Anonymous No.49637577]

>>49637283
Yea and relative to the rest of the world the us has been declining for decades

The unregulated parts of the economy are the only ones making significant advancement

[Anonymous No.49637580]

Any thoughts on Disney down here?

[Anonymous No.49637584]

>>49636899
ESG can be a giant grift and climate change can still be real anon. Go look at algae levels in the oceans, we are killing the ocean. Much the same way that you can run on a small government platform and then send trillions to Isreal without anyone questioning it.

[Anonymous No.49637585]

>>49636853
well it would only be soxl leaps and maybe some avax

[Anonymous No.49637601]

>>49637449
>>49637564
oh, I misread

[Anonymous No.49637602]

>>49635115

[Anonymous No.49637607]

>>49637009
My condolences

[Anonymous No.49637609]

>>49636590
chinz cope it's all funnyjunk

[Anonymous No.49637613]

damn I thought today'd be blood green given the carnage waiting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49637614]

dow new lows, sp500 testing new lows
crypto doing an amber heard

fml

[Anonymous No.49637617]

>>49637348
yes, but oil is nonetheless indispensable for the time being and the foreseeable future, and allocating capital so that it runs out less quickly is still worthwhile.
mind you that the US is trying to keep up with countries like russia, who have full control over their energy industry and is at risk of being vassalized by the chinese, and OPEC, both of which have also made efforts to reduce production.

[Anonymous No.49637618]

So AFCG is under 16$ but rent is due next month and I have 1/4 paycheck until next week payday.
>do I dare

[Anonymous No.49637624]

>>49637563
no

[Anonymous No.49637631]

How much can I buy your car for anons?

[Anonymous No.49637635]

>>49637580
yeah

[Anonymous No.49637653]

>>49637635
kek, Disney is fag central desu

[Anonymous No.49637663]

>>49637631
can buy my '02 lexus for 12k

[Anonymous No.49637672]

>>49637584
any changes to the climate are due to the sun. And actually temps haven't been increasing. The data is fake and gay cuz the thermometers are placed in urban centers that have had an increase in asphalt and concrete.

[Anonymous No.49637731]

>>49637672
>>49637584
>Younger dryas impact
>reversal of poles

[Anonymous No.49637743]

>>49637740
>>49637740
>>49637740

[Anonymous No.49637753]

as you read this post, somewhere out there is another man who is baking for men, and he is doing it for free

[Anonymous No.49637755]

>>49637584
>muh algae
>muh bees
Nature finds a way, faggot. You're not killing it with a bunch of cow farts, it survived things much worse than us, most species that ever lived on this planet are extinct at this point and it's fine, some new thing always comes around and it all moves along. No point in franticly trying to save pandas and squirrels, they're all gonna die out eventually and it's fine

[Anonymous No.49637789]

>>49637755
>t. George Carlin

[Anonymous No.49637808]

>>49637731
the pole reversal is due to the sun too.. we are getting very close, in geological time, to a pole reversal and it will fuck things up

[Anonymous No.49637818]

>>49637094
yeah thats why i made the post. we already are in the recession, it just hasn't been declared yet for whatever reason. only question is how long does is last

[Anonymous No.49637825]

Earlier today an anon was screaming about how I needed to buy BOIL and I went and did it.
Whoever you are I just want to honestly thank you for the tip.

[Anonymous No.49637838]

>>49637509
i'm not nearly as optimistic. i don't think these issues are solved just by the right people being in power. i firmly believe that there is a long-lasting geopolitical struggle for dominance between superpowers (with china being the result of a genuinely massive policy fuckup), and everyone who gets into power will have to optimize policy for that struggle.
the right politician doesn't solve it; replacing the elite doesn't solve it; eliminating the elite doesn't solve it. each of these will just result in things being the same or a global competitor making you their slaves.

[Anonymous No.49637876]

>>49637577
i guess we won't have to worry about the chinese then, right? right??

[Anonymous No.49637878]

>>49637825
You're welcome
It can still turn around - but it was a good signal right here
We'll see if we can continue
Don't be afraid to sell for a profit if there is bad weakness

[Anonymous No.49637909]

>>49637564
>This is where Germany got all of their fuel from in WWII.
Cease the antisemitisim.

[Anonymous No.49637977]

>>49635864
They are both speculation so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.49638238]

>>49637584
>Look at the algae levels
>we are killing the ocean!
I'm sure that's 100% due to carbon levels in the atmosphere and not oh i don't know... chemical run off, shit from 3rd world countries, micro-plastics and any other of a million different pollutants... right?

[Anonymous No.49638553]

>>49637487
kek

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49638889]

So I sent my gookfu a text message. it reads as follows. I wish i was in a hot tub with you right now drinking warm saki from those tiny cups but the cups are between your soft breasts. I am just thinking how much I love you and just sexy things we can do together. She replies, when i come to America we try that, so sexy thing. Then she asks me then she asks me this How are you feeling?

[Anonymous No.49638926]

>>49638889
did you have a stroke while typing that baggie

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49639083]

>>49638926
hold on i replied, "I'm OK" then she says Drunken and sends me an emoji with what looks to be a chicken, and it has the moon runes 헤롱헤롱 which I can only assume means she wants to take my pants off and suck on my cock right now.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49639126]

>>49639083
i say this because the chicken has spirals shapes near it like I saw in that pizza gate thread on /pol/ back in 2016. i still don't know what the moon runes mean.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49639214]

>>49639083
lol the moon runes translate to flirting, she totally wants to suck my dick, oh man. i can wait until she's back and i can drink saki from her breasts and let her put my penis in her mouth.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.49639299]

>>49639214
oh man maybe she''ll just skip the sucking on my dick and just dock her penis in my penis.

[Anonymous No.49639319]

gay

[Anonymous No.49639445]

>>49635641
Bros, I just had a thought... this is based on gut feeling and social observations. Economic times are rough people turn to booze, this is based off an observation from a local economy back in 08 where a local booze retailer was the only one doing well in the area. I'm also feeling that for whatever reason Busch lite is freeking popular atm. I don't know if they are marketing on the tik-tok or they are mentioned in some currently popular country music song or something but rural working class are all about the busch lite at the moment, I keep hearing it mentioned and I don't even drink.

This is all gut feeling here but I'm saying broke ass people are about to be buying more cheapish beer from Anheuser Busch InBev as times continue to be difficult.

[Anonymous No.49639620]

>>49639445
company success has absolutely nothing to do with the stock price
the stock price is a speculative made up number completely divorced from the performance of the company in question
fundamental analysis is often right in the end, but if you bet based on fundamentals you will probably lose money because the market tends to just do whatever the fuck it wants for at least some time
just look at tesla