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[Anonymous No.49630661]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49630672]

IT'S A SWARM OF CYBER HORNETS.

[Anonymous No.49630690]

>>49630672

[Anonymous No.49630737]

How does he sleep at night? I would literally be on the verge of having a stroke at this point.

[Anonymous No.49630764]

>>49630737
on his big bags of money kek

[Anonymous No.49630767]

>>49630661
what if he dumped his bags right now?

[Anonymous No.49630777]

>>49630767
Historic collapse of crypto.

[Anonymous No.49630787]

>>49630777
Checked it's fucking happening
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49630794]

>>49630661
In Bitcoin We Trust

[Anonymous No.49630800]

>>49630661
The best part is that the bottom isn't even in

[Anonymous No.49630817]

>>49630777
Los triplos setos. Madre de dios

[Anonymous No.49630823]

>>49630737
His company lost like 99% in the dot com bubble, he is familiar with the feeling

[Anonymous No.49630844]

[Anonymous No.49630861]

>>49630661
Hope he kills himself, laser eye dickhead

[Anonymous No.49630920]

>>49630661

[Anonymous No.49630950]

>>49630737
1.2 billion loss is nothing for billionaires like him. His net worth is probably around 50 billion or more.

[Anonymous No.49631074]

>>49630950
Yeah, it's all relative. What those billionaire's felt is like what most anons feel when they have to pay for one mcchicken

[Anonymous No.49631314]

>>49630737
It's not his money.

[Anonymous No.49631350]

>>49630737
Why should he care?

[Anonymous No.49632411]

>>49630950
No, it's more like $1.6 Billion, and it fluctuates heavily with the price of bitcoin and his companies stock: https://www.forbes.com/profile/michael-saylor/?sh=6b8e818f7e0f
He could very likely get margin called.

[Anonymous No.49632594]

>>49630690
Kek

[Anonymous No.49632850]

>>49630661
Thank for playing I guess kek

[Anonymous No.49632938]

>>49632411

>>49632411

cope and dilate bobo tranny, better DCA now before you miss the next boat

[Anonymous No.49632990]

>>49630661
Just let it go. Bankrupt motherfucker!!!

[Anonymous No.49633378]

>>49632938
Lmao, fuck off back to Twitter Michael. I'll never invest in shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.49633546]

The don't call him Micheal 'Syone broke" Saylor for nothing

[Anonymous No.49633567]

SIR DO NOT REALISE!

[Anonymous No.49633839]

>>49632411
He had a net worth of 1.6 billion AS OF APRIL 4TH. Btc is down 55% since then and MicroStrategy is down 70%. No way he's still a billionaire

[Anonymous No.49633862]

>unrealized
My god you 2021 newfags are easy to spot

[Anonymous No.49633912]

>>49633839
>Self reported income of a crypto billionaire
>Easily hideable asset
>Easily stealable asset from his company
He most likely has more and is hiding it for tax reasons

[Anonymous No.49633967]

>>49633862
whats your problem, caller?
'unrealized' is technical financial term, one which means you haven't yet faced up to the fact, your sorry bankrupt ass is broke. Some gentlemen will be along to assist shortly - now, would you mind standing up and taking your hands off the desk? Thats it. And the carpet tiles. You're standing on them. We'll need those as well.

[Anonymous No.49633981]

>>49630777
IT'S OVER!

[Anonymous No.49634432]

>>49630661
if the money was lost...
where did it go?

[Anonymous No.49634520]

>>49634432
into the pockets of whoever sold him electronic funny money

[Anonymous No.49634530]

>>49630661
Wow I wish I had that much unrealized losses I could realize it and not owe the government money on my $10k investment

[Anonymous No.49634548]

>>49630844
for this kino image alone, i hope he hasnt fucked himself over

[Anonymous No.49634560]

>don't sell
>continue buying
>wait until the next bullrun
>wallah
Billionaires don't invest like you do, and can afford to lose for a lot longer than you can. Stop following their strategies. This is why you will stay poor.

[Anonymous No.49634594]

>>49630767

Would be almost as bad as Satoshi's wallet becoming active.

[Anonymous No.49634616]

>>49630661
Just don't sell, am i right fellas? lmao

[Anonymous No.49634693]

>>49634560
>>don't sell
>>continue buying
>>wait until the next bullrun
>>wallah
this worked flawlessly in the last 20 years because of manipulated rates, now massive inflation is in your doorstep and bitcoin never faced a true bear market, is it worth the bet?

[Anonymous No.49634833]

>>49630737
free bailouts

[Anonymous No.49636121]

>>49630777
Holy trips, checked, it's all going to hell.

[Anonymous No.49636182]

>>49633912
Crypto is not a asset.
Until he turns crypto into a actual asset or hard currency, he has nothing

[Anonymous No.49636230]

>>49634616
He has to due to a margin call because of some loan he took from a magical crypto bank some place.

[Anonymous No.49636248]

>>49630777
Wouldn't it be funny if he do exactly like that just for laugh? Lmao

[Anonymous No.49636281]

>>49634560
The truth is that most investors are idiots. These huge speculative bubes are not caused by your average Joe buying 100 dollars of whatever asset is popular right now, but by greedy rich people trying to get richer in a short period of time.

And as we know, crypto has no use. It's really just a virtual currency, no more valuable than RuneScape gold

[Anonymous No.49636300]

>>49636230
Fun times ahead

[Anonymous No.49636313]

That's a lot of damage!

[Anonymous No.49636329]

>>49636182
>spends $3.6b
>hasnt yet realized, it was all on trash
>>49636230
This doesnt really add up either.
If that $200m was the only loan you had, you'd sell enough BTC to get shot of it, its now causing him way more grief than its worth. BUT he's now at the stage of claiming he can 'back this loan with his 100,000+ BTC..' - its non-rational behaviour.

[Anonymous No.49636330]

>>49630661
When he gets liq’d it will be an epic moment of worldwide celebration

[Anonymous No.49636336]

When is he going to quadruple down? BTC is so cheap right. lol

[Anonymous No.49636337]

>>49630737
Presumably like a baby? As long as you can afford food and a roof for you and yours, I don't know if there's much difference between $1 mil and $1 bil and $1 tril.

[Anonymous No.49636371]

>>49634693
Yes

[Anonymous No.49636412]

Don't any of you retards realise that he's well aware of the rise and falls of BTC? of course he fucking is. That stack won't be touched and in time it'll be worth way more than he paid for it. I can't believe i'm on a fucking crypto forum with you lot. Zoom out ffs

[Anonymous No.49636455]

>>49634693
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.49636502]

>>49636281
speaking of runescape
buy golden partyhats
https://youtu.be/9K5qU3O7w9c
rwt & sell after 10 years

[Anonymous No.49636532]

>>49636412
>That stack won't be touched and in time it'll be worth way more than he paid for it.
yeah, and that time was about 7 months ago.
now, the Piper wants to be paid.

[Anonymous No.49636581]

>>49630794
Lmfa0

[Anonymous No.49636691]

>>49636412
thats not true he doesnt know about stock to flow and stuff. this is his first bullrun

[Anonymous No.49636894]

>>49636281
I can buy hookers and blow with RuneScape gold??

[Anonymous No.49636945]

>>49636581
In saylor tweets... I cum.

[Anonymous No.49636994]

>>49636412
>Don't any of you retards realise that he's well aware of the rise and falls of BTC
No he's literally not lol, at least not until now. Last year he was saying to everyone there wasn't going to be a bear market.

[Anonymous No.49637060]

>>49633839
is this what happens when you become a billionaire, you get put on some faggot list?

[Anonymous No.49637226]

>>49630661
pls sir do not redeem those bitcoins thank u kindly

[Anonymous No.49637471]

>>49630737
not his money you fucking mongol

and hes not like you fucking normies that thinks btc is over every time market crashes...

[Anonymous No.49637521]

>>49630737
Cause he didn't sell so he didn't lose any money lol

[Anonymous No.49637673]

>>49630661
i like the guy but let's be honest: the bear market isn't over until he's carried out on a stretcher.

[Anonymous No.49637762]

>>49636412
are you aware that he's using leverage. the "stack" will be touched if the price of bitcoin continues to fall, saylor's opinion on the matter notwithstanding.

[Anonymous No.49637861]

>>49630661
Should've put $1bn in Chainlink

[Anonymous No.49637887]

>>49630844
Look at this jawline, what a fucking Chad. Even to this day he looks great for a boomie.

[Anonymous No.49637889]

>>49630661
Imagine starting a company and losing a billion dollars

[Anonymous No.49639919]

>>49637887
>>49637889
he hasn't lost.

[Anonymous No.49640027]

>>49630844
Based burger flipper

[Anonymous No.49640097]

>>49633912
why does everyone think Saylor is a genius now? everyone was calling the top when he entered because he is a retard who makes bad financial decisions

[Anonymous No.49640226]

>>49636281
A whole country runs on RuneScape good. Conversion rate is about a dollar to 3 million. Better than some counties in fact.
Don't talk about shit you don't understand grandpa.

[Anonymous No.49640649]

>>49636248
Yes, it would be. I don't know but part of me wants everything to crash and burn and rejoice in it.

[Anonymous No.49640739]

dont forget to buy some BSV. Because it is just a matter of time before we're proven wright

[Anonymous No.49640814]

crypto died the moment moneybros and influencers got in

[Anonymous No.49640991]

>>49630661
The seethe and cope of someone who by their own faulty design, will never ever make it.

Saylor’s investment is underwater now but everyone with a functioning brain cell knows it’s going to 100k, 250k and 1MM in due time.

CZ sold his apartment for 1MM and went all in on BTC. Then it crashed 70%. Look where he is now. Does anyone think he is poor?
Check out 2:00@
https://youtu.be/W0vEdn2jwyI

[Anonymous No.49641069]

>>49634560
Billionaires are currently buying EQ token. Don't say I didn't tell you.

[Anonymous No.49641146]

>>49630737
>I would literally be on the verge of having a stroke at this point.
he plays with leverage, you lose a lot you win a lot

[Anonymous No.49641161]

>>49630661
Hadn't he been buying Bitcoin since like 2014? How is he down?

[Anonymous No.49641310]

>>49630661
I want him to fail, the bitcoin is energy/life tweets are disturbing. He have no understanding of bonds and the debt market, as in his understanding is bellow "common knowledge", you could literally stop randos on the street and ask them about bonds and the majority would display a better understanding than Saylor did.
He does not deserve to make it, also lmao at his margin levels, why would you risk getting liquidated if Bitcoin goes bellow 20K? why not just outright buy and hold bitcoin, what is up with the margins when you are rolling with that large an amount.

[Anonymous No.49641958]

>>49641161
he has a personal stack of 90k+- coins which he aqcuired sub 10k usd, his company average is 30k buy in

[Anonymous No.49642016]

lmao this video

https://twitter.com/RyanWatkins_/status/1536549154683596801?t=oD-KkQ0Z_yrZGSMNWRuIMA&s=19

[Anonymous No.49642186]

>>49641958
So he pumped his own bags with other peoples money?

[Anonymous No.49642565]

>>49642186
a true chad he is, yes

[Anonymous No.49642681]

>>49630661
>withdrew personal wallet funds @65k
>mstr goes tits up
>personal wealth swap successful from the company dragging him down.

it was the perfect play.

[Anonymous No.49642732]

>>49642681
It's so obvious. Been saying he's a snakesoilman buying the top every time to pump his own personal stack to dump on his own company, every time without fail to extract money.
Nobody wants to listen at how obvious it is.

[Anonymous No.49642807]

>>49642016
my sides

[Anonymous No.49643143]

>>49634432

Hello there

[Anonymous No.49643223]

>>49634432
it is not lost, it is locked on his ledger

But if he unlocks his coins now that the btc price is down, it would reduce the value of his stored coins that he stored when they were $60k

[Anonymous No.49643281]

>>49630661
>JUST IN
How is that "just in"? Seems like a random publically available fact. He states his average buy price with every post.

[Anonymous No.49643355]

even if it claws its way back to $30k (highly doubtful!) he’ll only just break even, notwithstanding the interest on the loans he took out to partially pay for his little shitcoin spree, he can’t stop losing

[Anonymous No.49643426]

>Man holds up the entire of the crypto market
>AHAHAHAHA I HOPE HE GETS LIQUIDATED!

Why are you such spiteful faggots?
What did Saylor ever do to you other than hold up the price of Crypto?
Why do you want him to get liquidated so badly?

[Anonymous No.49644171]

>>49643426
Bears want blood

[Anonymous No.49644549]

>>49630661

[Anonymous No.49644893]

>>49644549
How much is a judge worth to be corrupted? I think he got stacks for that kek

[Anonymous No.49645124]

>>49644893
Ask Ira how well that worked.

[Anonymous No.49645407]

>>49630737
>BREAKING NEWS: MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor has used the power of Bitcoin to transform himself into an ethereal being of pure energy in order to escape his creditors on the material plane

[Anonymous No.49645586]

>>49630737
By dca and hodl, it gon go up.

[Anonymous No.49645656]

>>49637060
Yea, and the CIA comes to have a talk with you.

[Anonymous No.49647028]

>>49643426

misery loves company, etc. but those of us who took profit and recognize nothing else offers the opportunity crypto does understand how bad it will be for the market when Saylor gets justed

regardless, it'll recover eventually, barring total collapse of society which is not off the table

[Anonymous No.49647071]

>>49630737
cocaine is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.49647405]

>>49643426
I was buying long before Saylor, therefore Saylor is a newfag. All newfags go broke. These are the immutable laws of crypto and they shall not be abrogated

[Anonymous No.49647507]

>>49633839
Not his money.
Token not needed.
Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.49647529]

>>49630661
This is real conviction, he’ll be richer than Elon Musk by 2026.

/////
MicroStrategy later added $175 million of Bitcoin to its holdings in September 2020 and another $50 million in early December 2020. On December 11, 2020, MicroStrategy announced that it had sold $650 million in convertible senior notes, taking on debt to increase its Bitcoin holdings to over $1 billion worth. On December 21, 2020, MicroStrategy announced their total holdings include 70,470 bitcoins purchased for $1.125 billion at an average price of $15,964 per bitcoin.[23] As of February 24, 2021 holdings include 90,531 bitcoins acquired for $2.171 billion at an average price of $23,985 per bitcoin.[24] Saylor, who controls 70% of MicroStrategy's shares, dismissed concerns by observers that the move is turning MicroStrategy into a Bitcoin investment firm or exchange-traded fund (ETF).[25]
In October 2020, Saylor disclosed he personally held 17,732 bitcoin at an average purchase price of $9,882. As of October 2021, he had not sold any bitcoin.[26]
Between October 1 and November 29, 2021, MicroStrategy bought 7,002 bitcoins for about $414.4 million in cash at an average purchase price of $59,187, bringing its total holdings to 121,044 bitcoins.[27][28]

[Anonymous No.49647636]

A lot of retards in this thread that do not understand Saylor's position. If btc goes to 1k he will exactly zero ($0) dollars. You are a bunch of losers that do not know what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.49647676]

>>49630767
bitcoin around 2k, might be a good time to buy a few as a larp

[Anonymous No.49647909]

[Anonymous No.49648284]

>>49634693
>posting a whore in the year of our lord
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49648371]

>>49647529
JUST

How did this guy get in this position in life to go and fuck up this bad

[Anonymous No.49648546]

#1 bitcoin promoter
upside down

max keiser likes to pretend he got in early, perhaps single digits, but he sold most of his position around 1k, and the rest around 7k

[Anonymous No.49648593]

>>49630661
this man deserves to be publicly executed for shilling BTC to millions of normies who got financially ruined because of him

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49648608]

bitcoin could go to zero and his company would still be making 500 million in revenue a year

company has 3.5 billion in assets.

[Anonymous No.49648668]

>>49648608
who gives a shit about revenue? i could sell 1 dollar bills for 90 cents and have hundreds of billions in revenue

it's about income, and microstrategy has no income

[Anonymous No.49648797]

>>49634693
what are you doing out of the mines Abi! back in there stat! I need bat wings!

captcha w2xmr - confirmed xmr safe haven in bloodbath

[Anonymous No.49648907]

>>49636412
BTC is hyper tulip mania, it is not a paradigm, it will go to zero

[Anonymous No.49649474]

>>49630661

>HODL!

[Anonymous No.49649744]

>>49630777
Fucking try me