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>> No.49621610

>>49621577
Good evening, Monday evening

>> No.49621622

Tomorrow is going to crab green

>> No.49621629

I'll buy when the S&P is at 2000

>> No.49621637
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49621637

>>49621577
>cat

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm

> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>> No.49621657
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I literally picked the only large cap stock that’s neon green to short. I might be sucking off a shotgun tommorow

>> No.49621664
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49621664

>>49621577

>> No.49621683
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49621683

GAYSEX BROS, 3 MILLION HARD DISEASED COCKS JUNE 26TH

>> No.49621691
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49621691

Scoops, how long do I have to throw my money into the flaming pit? And how much of it? It hurts

>> No.49621701
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49621701

>>49621622

i can feel it

>> No.49621702

is scoopsies exaggerating his income again?
He thinks he’s going to be making 750k in a few years? What?
Can you post the tl;dr of your résumé?
How make fuck u money?

>> No.49621719
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49621719

>pelvic thrusts over your corpse

>> No.49621757
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49621757

>>49621664

>> No.49621762

>>49621683
GAY SEX BROS! WE DID IT! WE CURED COVID WITH OUR BUTTSEX!
NOW YOU GET MANKEY PAX INSTEAD WHICH GIVES YOU BLISTERS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING BODY! YAAAAYYYYY!

>> No.49621763
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49621763

/leanhogs/ bros... Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. Looks like we're having bone-in chops for dinner tonight.

>> No.49621777
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49621777

I am sick and tired of smug Europeans. America does all the dirty work, killing all the brown people and commies. Funding all the arms and high tech warfare. Meanwhile euroshitters get to sit around and collect neet bucks and go to school for FREE! Even their criminals get better housing than the average American. And how do they repay us? By making mutt memes and talking shit about how low culture we are. I won't have it. All of Europe needs to be delt with in a very harsh and just way by the next administration.

>> No.49621779

>>49621683
Please tell me that's nutella and lemonade on his face

>> No.49621786
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49621786

>>49621762
FUCK YA GAYSEX BROS. SHIT EATING AND ASSFUCKING. DUMPING LOADS OF HOT POZZED CUM IN RANDOM DUDES WITH PRIDE

>> No.49621788
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49621788

>>49621763
Lumber bros....

>> No.49621792

>>49621612

You have to pay a borrow fee. All the obvious shorts are taken by L/S funds. You gotta find a small or midcap shit co with plenty of shares available.
Carvana would have been a great short. I know we were talking about it last year in here.

>> No.49621811

>>49621777
oh i think theyre feeling the heat already...or maybe the lack thereof :^)

>> No.49621819
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49621819

>>49621762
>>49621702
answer me you asshat

>> No.49621863

>>49621777
Yea thats why were letting em freeze to death this time.

>> No.49621874

>>49621566
>Oh, ya, I failed that one a few years back and decided it wasn’t worth it.
>You’re basically memorizing their sales catalog


I think the practitioner is more of that but the architecture one isn't much better it seems. you just kind of learn how to do all of the basic services like auto scaling groups and load balancers and such. I really need to just finish studying and take the exam soon. but it doesn't sound like I can do much with it on its own

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49621875

>>49621762
>>49621786

>> No.49621886

>>49621788
this can't be happening

>> No.49621901
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49621901

You guys should try sports betting. It makes trading with your money easier.

>> No.49621906

>>49621691
>how long do I have to throw my money into the flaming pit?
I have no fucking idea.
I think bear markets usually bottom out within 12-18 months tops
What’s kinda scary here is that the fed is STILL doing rate hikes.
I don’t think the bottom will can come until they cut the rates, because that would be when a bubble has fully popped, right?
Or perhaps the bottom will come sometime after the yield curve uninverts?
Are we currently inverted again? I know we tapped it around February/March but I think it didn’t stay that way
>And how much of it?
As much as you can but absolutely no more than that, because being forced to sell is the absolute worst option
>It hurts
The more it hurts now, the more massive that your brain will feel at the next ATH

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>>49621901
Too bad I know nothing about sports.

>> No.49621932

>>49621702
Doesn't the tech lead guy make or didn't he make that much before quitting Google

>> No.49621937
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>>49621566
Hey scoopsies I'm looking to start working as a project manager, already have some experience in similar roles (not the same title) and did the google PM cert
What's your experience been with PMs - what should I highlight and focus on to get into companies and get along well with the engineering teams?

>> No.49621941

>>49621786
FUCK YA GAY SEX BROS!!

>> No.49621943

>>49621622
...for 30 minutes before every sector dumps another 3%.
6% if my ID is red.

>> No.49621951

>>49621906
>I think bear markets usually bottom out within 12-18 months tops
the timer for the bear market started TODAY
you all are assuming its 12-18 months from the top. its 12-18 months after the first -20% close

>> No.49621953
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49621953

Cash

>> No.49621972

>hey scoopsies help me with this
>hey scoopsies help me with that
>hey scoopsies make all my life's decisions for me
he's not your dad shut the fuck up

>> No.49621981

>>49621923
I'm detecting Khazar milkers.

>> No.49621988
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49621988

>>49621941
SIGA SIRS WILL STOP GAYSEX BROS FROM DYING. GAYSEX CANT STOP WINNING BROS. SHIT EATING ALL MONTH IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR PRIDEBUMPS

>> No.49621997

>>49621972
well then you help me then daddy

>> No.49622008

>>49621972
Scoops is my cousin and rocker is my uncle

>> No.49622021

>>49621657
>shorting a value stock in a flight to quality environment

>>49621777
Checked

I hate America as an American, because America is gay. Euros only hate America because it is not gay enough. Euros deserve to suffer far more than Americans.

At least Muslims hate America for the right reasons.

>> No.49622043

>>49621819
Okay
>>49621702
So you did see that offer I posted for $370k-$390k/yr from Snapchat, right?
Or the numbers I posted for what Sr. SDEs at apple make?
There’s more data on this shit available over here: levels.fyi
I started with only 85k/yr. Currently at 250k/yr. Got an offer for 370-390k/yr.
So yeah, I can probably get it that high eventually

>> No.49622049
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49622049

kek
>>49621835

>> No.49622054

When does saylor moon get liquidated? I want blood on the streets

>> No.49622059
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49622059

how do i stop being a coward and just open up a fucking short already
why am i so afraid to short the bottom even though every bit of logical though has told me correctly for MONTHS that this dump isnt over yet
why is it so much harder than blindly longing

>> No.49622057

>>49621972
You also arent my dad either

>> No.49622071

>>49621577
What do I buy?

>> No.49622076
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49622076

>>49621972
He’s a lying dumbass>>49621819
scoop? More like poop

>> No.49622081

>>49621792
>All the obvious shorts are taken by L/S funds
Not necessarily. There are still tons of overvalued and overhyped stocks.

QmJ, HmL, and BaB strats do work at the retail level

>> No.49622100

>>49621988
FUCK YA, GAY SEX BROS!
WILL WE EVER STOP WINNING??

>> No.49622104

>>49621953
Oil

>> No.49622110
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49622110

I really need to find a way to make more money. I got rent covered but I'm only making mid 5 figs at my office job. Is it worth 2 more years of uni to get a BA/BS in some bullshit? Or a coding bootcamp?

I want a wife and a home and to not have to get experimental injections. If I can't have that, I'll settle for high quality pros.

>>49621923
booba

>> No.49622111

>>49622021
It was 25 p/e with a 30% margin and dropping earnings. That’s not exactly value.
Either way I’m just fucked. Doesn’t matter, I’m never fucking using Java again I will tell you that.

>> No.49622112

>>49622043
how did you make the jump from 85k to 250k? i started at 77k, currently three years later im at 98k and hopefully getting a promotion to 120k this year
but that next big jump is what eludes me.
juts under 3 years of experience

>> No.49622113

>>49621953
SGOV?

>> No.49622116
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49622116

>>49622071
A SHIT ROPE WITH 1 MAN ATTACHED TO EACH END

>> No.49622118

>>49622049
fuck off

>> No.49622135

>>49621972
Would you like me to help cup your balls while you beat the stick sir?
JUST JOIN US GAY SEX BROS!! YAYYY!!!

>> No.49622149
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>>49622118
>fuck off

>> No.49622157

I got a hudson river pre-screen leetcode test and they didn't like the results. It was my first exposure to leetcode-style questions to date, but I still got both right, except for a typo in one. I don't think they actually check the results at all, they just check if it passes codality and auto-rejects if not. Pretty gay.
Next up is g-research. No idea what they're going to be asking this time. I actually don't know if I want to work in finance, it's just a kind of interview practice. Still, disappointing.

Reminder to like, subscribe and share my blog.

>> No.49622161
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49622161

>>49622043
No I didn’t see any offer letter but I did see what sr devs make at fagman corps
Anyway, what is your stack and what is most important? Also, do you endorse leetcode faggotry

>> No.49622164

>>49622043
>levels.fyi
What do you even do?

>> No.49622172

MUs pe ratio will go below 5 at the rate its going.

>> No.49622212
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>>49621951
>>49621906
This isn't just some stupid bear market, this is the crash that was supposed to happen in 2020 but got swept under the bed with Coronaprinting.
Now the Fed is facing two options: Hyperinflation or buckbreaking the market. They chose the latter because it is what will prevent social collapse.
The 2008 crash got fake relieved through QE and printing trillions in bailouts.
This crash the government has no more Hebrew magic left and can't do anything against the pain. It actually has to push the dagger even further into the corpse because they have to fight against hyperinflation.
The crash was supposed to happen in 2020, but two years of no growth because of lockdowns with unexplained stock growth happened.
This shit is going to go down real hard and it will take multiple years to go up. There is no more offloading problems to the next generation left.

>> No.49622220
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>>49622164
exactly
I’ll tell you what eh doesn’t do - short spy
and that’s why he’s a dumbass faggot

>> No.49622218

>>49622112
He works in a glownigger company, in a very expensive location.

>> No.49622223

Nice squeeze baggies

>> No.49622236

>>49622059
Maybe because there are billion dollar algorithms specifically tailored to fuck retail traders in the ass as hard as possible until they sell in a relatively predictable way so Big Money can buy tons of cheap shares? That is absolutely what will happen as soon as you go short and/or sell

>>49621906
I have like 20k in cash sitting around so I guess I'm not in that bad of a spot. Still feels bad to keep throwing money at my portfolio only to see the line continue to tank

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>>49621875
gayhorse baggies kek

>> No.49622257

>>49622112
Well, it was 2-3 jumps. Not just one.
I started at 85k
Amazon doubled my income for a new grad role -> 170k
I got a promo, which brought me to 200k
They did a payband adjustment across the company in the spring, which brought that 200k to 250k
And now I’m hopping again because I started my job search back when it was still just 200k… that was 2-3 years with raises and a promo only bringing me from 170k to 200k

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>>49622059
I have very basic advice for you anon, don’t fight the Fed. The Fed is either raising the rate 50 or 75 bps on Wednesday, and near guaranteed raising the rate 75 bps in July. The markets are gonna freak the fuck out regardless of what’s happening because they flee to bonds when the Fed does that. Until the Fed signals they’re becoming more dovish, short the shit out of everything but energy

>> No.49622276

>>49622212
Wrong. There is no inflation like you think. Its everyone passing the buck on oil and all the glowies murdering chickens. A factory farm will be burned each day until morale improves.

>> No.49622280

What other products does oracle make that I should boycott.

>> No.49622282

>>49622236
prices are still expensive from a growth/value multiple
theyre not buying here

>> No.49622298

are we gonna open tomorrow green 0.5%?

>> No.49622321

>>49622059
use your instincts, reddit

>> No.49622323
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>>49622135
10 HARD POZZED COCKS IN 1 SITTING GAYSEX BRO. FILLING BOYS UP WITH DIRTY SEAMAN AND AIDS. PRIDE MONTH ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST 2 DUDES JERKING OFF IN THE HOT TUB OF BROTHERHOOD

>> No.49622327

>>49622265
thats been my conclusion for months too, and yet i still havent shorted anything. fuck
>>49622257
did you start at amazon at 85k? if not, where did you start?

>> No.49622332

>>49622071
kneep-

I mean you should probably load up on value stocks, especially oil stocks.

>>49622111
Don't put all your eggs in basket, I guess. If you want to short tech, buy/wheel SARK

>> No.49622348

>>49622276
>Muh it's not inflation just price gauging!!!!!
>Muh putinflation
>Muh supply chain it's just transitory

>> No.49622350

>>49622257
How much hours you work?

>> No.49622359

cant wait until your sorry software asses get dragged back to the middle class, such an incompetent field of glorified googling

>> No.49622361

>>49622323
is your goal to make this thread as uncomfy as possible?

>> No.49622376

>>49622161
>what is your stack and what is most important?
I do Java and Typescript/ReactJS
The java is somewhat more important on the journey to Sr engineer because that gets you exposure to system design.
>Also, do you endorse leetcode faggotry
If you want to get some big offers and a lot of them, then yes

> No I didn’t see any offer letter
I actually got 6 of them in under a month.
I didn’t even hear the numbers for the one from Microsoft before telling them no because I knew it would be a shit offer
If you want to have those kinds of opportunities, you have to do the leetcode faggotry

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>>49621657
Oracle vs. AWS vs. IBM vs. Azure who has the freshest Cloud tech?

>> No.49622384

>>49622276
theres zero difference between what he said vs. what you said when it comes to the feds reaction and its effects on the market

>> No.49622391

>>49622350
hello Sanjeev ser pls do the needful and wipe

>> No.49622398
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49622398

Why in the ever living FUCK are futures green when countries like Chad and Japan are shitting the bed right now? The jews can't be this stupid and greedy...

>> No.49622412

>>49622164
I’m an Amazon SDE II

>>49622212
I’m not reading all that shit, faggot

>> No.49622416

>>49622298
Search your feelings, and in your heart you will know the truth…

>> No.49622426

>>49622021

Karma will visit the perfidious yurocrats soon enuf. Camp of the Saints soon fellow stalker.

>> No.49622432

ive come to the conclusion that if the fed decides to pivot, the only thing you should buy is still oil

>> No.49622442
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49622442

Hey all, I decided to cash out crypto and came here for advice.. wtf is up with the shitty covered wojaks?

>> No.49622444

>>49622348
I cannot fucking stand how /smg/ has somehow ended up on the wrong side of the "it's corporate price gouging" argument. Why do you faggots suck corporate cock SO hard sometimes? Of course it's not all inflation, probably not even a majority of it is truly inflation. A bunch of greedy assholes are fleecing everyone and somehow they convinced you idiots to be on their side

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49622447

I love smg

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49622451

>futures

>> No.49622459

>>49622412
>I’m not reading all that shit, faggot
Understandable, didn't really read your post either just the first two lines

>> No.49622460

>>49622236
The algos are meant to fuck the market makers. The market makers are the ones who fuck retail.

Also retail fuck themselves by buying worthless overhyped crap, but thats a different story

>> No.49622464

Cryptopits wailing? I think binance stopping withdraws?

>> No.49622476

>>49622381
AWS by far, there's really no contest at all.
The azure advantage is that m$ can use its usual tricks to pull business. Basically azure and its tools are designed to be incompatible with everything else to promote vendor lock-in. Next, the sales agents are allowed to offer discounts as deep as 95% for up to 2 years to large clients. Finally, they use the same trick as IBM in using the brand name to get clients, not quality.
The result is that boomers fall for it all the time. Meanwhile tech-savvy ventures go with aws. Nobody uses oracle or ibm cloud ever. Some boomers try ibm and get badly burned, then swear off anything ibm forever.

>> No.49622485

>>49622451
Bear market canceled, S&P to 5000 EOY confirmed

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>>49622444
If that were true why stocks go down?

>> No.49622499

Why is filecoin a scam

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49622501

100% Cash bros WW@

>> No.49622503

>>49622236
You don’t have to throw it into the fire immediately. You just kind of do it whenever you think it has gone down enough or when it’s a good time for buying more

>> No.49622505

>>49622442
It's pride month, bigot. Show a little respect.

>> No.49622524

>>49622444
explain how their profit margins are decreasing then you complete fucking retarded ape
why dont you skip that part and just define "inflation" for me instead

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49622523

cash gang will never buy and bears will overstay their welcome and lose money. the only sensible position is to be a permabull. prove me wrong, pro-tip: you cant

>> No.49622530

>>49622059
You could just start by wheeling short etfs, like SARK. It is risk defined, and if you get assigned, you can just hold on to it as a hedge for your other positions.

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>>49622464
We've bottomed, it's relief rally time until Wednesday.

>> No.49622538

>>49622444
The greedy assholes were always greedy assholes acting as greedy as was possible given the market conditions. They didn't suddenly get greedier, the market changed.

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49622543

>>49622442
Siga is a monky pox therapy for people who have gay sex. You arent homophobic are you? Take loads of cum from random strangers is perfectly natural

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I hope my SOXL calls pump tommorow, then I promise to eat my remaining losses and trade responsibly.

Goodnight /smg/, sweet dreams

>> No.49622567

>>49622059

Shorting can be deadly, which even many bears would tell you. The math just works against you and the algos and market makers (and government) are always trying to fuck you.

If you successfully nail the top, lock in a % trailing stop, and ride the fucker down it's better than sex on molly tho.

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>>49621657
I get it anon. You picked number go up. That is indeed a good trading strategy.
HOWEVER

>> No.49622594

>>49622327
No, I started at some non-FAGMAN company, and then amazon doubled what they were paying me.
I’m not saying where because I don’t want you faggots to doxx me

>>49622350
A lot.
Another all of Amazon is the hellhole that people say it is, but it still does teach you work ethic

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49622595

>>49622442
Pride month sponsored by Black Rock

>> No.49622602

>>49622444
>Of course it's not all inflation, probably not even a majority of it is truly inflation.
Corporations are greedy not stupid, they set prices exactly where the most profit is generated. If the governments subsidizing their product 10%, then faking shortages to raise prices 10% is the optimal supply and demand curve.

>> No.49622607
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>>49621683
Shit eating until the day I die

>> No.49622610

>>49622416
that it doesn’t matter because it’s going to dip hard anyway?

>>49622524
Inflation - currency poop pants

>>49622567
the best argument for not shorting at this point is midterms

>> No.49622616

>>49622524
Yeah they're laughing on earnings calls about consumers continuing to pay higher prices because their profits are going DOWN, lol get bent

>> No.49622627

>>49622384
The BoJ is the oy one making the right moves at the moment. However, because they are alone in it, they are getting hosed.

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49622630

>>49622595

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YITWB

>> No.49622665

>>49622602
Sure, I'm not saying that they even need to stop or anything, just that all these higher numbers aren't actually real inflation and that means the Fed/global governments aren't going to do what all these armchair economists think they will

>> No.49622667

>>49622568
No anon.... no I picked number go down and got absolutely heemed. My asshole is wide open and the company that makes the software my minecraft uses is fucking it

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>>49622595
kek

>> No.49622677

>>49622503
Bro just post your portfolio again so we can laugh at you please.

>> No.49622684

BEKE?

>> No.49622685
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>>49622630
is this the groom where you shave your black bussy?
or where you train a sex slave?

>> No.49622703

>>49622594
im at a defense contractor, trying to move into fagman in maybe a year or two's worth of grinding leetcode
only thing is i have an opportunity to get a TS if i stay which i know can pay big bucks at amazon
>>49622616
how about you read a 10k for once in your life you dummy

>> No.49622716

>>49622665
>just that all these higher numbers aren't actually real inflation and that means the Fed/global governments aren't going to do what all these armchair economists think they will
That’s incorrect though, what I’m saying is that all inflation is always price gouging. Corporations will forever and always raise prices to the level you can afford, not the level they can afford.

>> No.49622752

>>49622716
> all inflation is always price gouging
holy fucking cringe reddit

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>>49622627
theres really no right move. not hiking isnt necessarily the right move. youre implying a forced recession is the "wrong" move just because number go down. if BoJ made the "right" move and they lose, was that really the right move?

>> No.49622769

>>49622716
Inflation as they think it, is not the M1 amount of dollars printed but is tracked by money velocity which is going to make fresh lows in this bear market.

>> No.49622773

>>49622212

As I am always telling the deflationists and bond bulls: IF they get inflation to go away then their prize is that they get to contend with a sovereign debt crisis and severe austerity. At 130% debt/gdp with nobody wanting to buy your debt except the central bank, those are the 2 paths.

Austerity is scarier than inflation, in terms of the social dynamics. You can bet on it iyw, but history suggests odds are extremely stacked against you.

>> No.49622801

>>49622665
>that means the Fed/global governments aren't going to do what all these armchair economists think they will
youve been wrong since march you fucking idiot. heres a real black pill: the fed KNOWS inflation is supply side and they KNOW they were right when they said inflation was transitory and they are merely pretended to be retarded to get to where this needs to go (which is independent of the "reasoning" people apply to the end goal): a recession

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>>49622594
You know anything about working in the real amazon wage cage aka the warehouse?
I need to upgrade my waging

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Great Gaysex thread

>> No.49622823

>>49622765
Money velocity is still in the toilet meaning no rate hikes are needed. To raise rates because of oil prices effecting energy is like cervantes at the windmill.

>> No.49622827

>>49622805
Since when do bears have 6 claws?

>> No.49622832

TWELVE MINUTES

>> No.49622838
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What's happening with the Yen?
Is it too late to short?
Is the hentai industry going to collapse?

>> No.49622861

>>49622773
MBS went no bid. No one wants the feds stinky bags.

>> No.49622862

>>49622823
money velocity is in the toilet i agree, but unemployment is still "low"
thats why theyre doing this

>> No.49622867

>>49622752
Corporations are not charities retard, they raise prices to enrich themselves. Amazons not going to fucking run a deficit just because you wish they would stop taking a spread.

>>49622769
Well, it can be. M2 velocity has been strangely stagnant throughout this inflation I’ve noticed, which makes me wonder if part of the reason we're having inflation is that we’ve hit the lower bound. I know Japan has found ways to lower the velocity below 1, but we might not be able to do that

>> No.49622868

>>49622827
That bear bought bitcoin sir. It has extra chromosomes

>> No.49622889

No advice on escaping wage slavery then?

>>49622861
>MBS went no bid
is there actually going to be a real estate happening?

>> No.49622904

>>49621657
Why would you short one of the strongest boomer stocks in a bear market, bro? Oracle is OG. You played yourself. Do IBM next. I dare you.

>> No.49622908

>>49622868
Ok that checks out

>> No.49622909

>>49622801
If they are confident its transitory why tf even have a recession though...

>> No.49622929

>>49622862
Thats due to the labour participation rate and peoples savings. You could make the argument a "recession is needed" but they were going to import the entire population of Honduras regardless so I would have rather not had a recession on top of it

>> No.49622944

>>49622904
I thought they were going to miss and it would tank. Also they took on a lot of debt recently, I thought it might be more rate sensitive than it has been.

>> No.49622951

>>49622703
>maybe a year or two's worth of grinding leetcode
I don’t think it’ll take that long unless you’re shooting for Tier-1 (Google & Facebook)
I think I only studied for about a month for cracking Amazon, and couldn’t have done more than 30-50 problems.
>only thing is i have an opportunity to get a TS if i stay which i know can pay big bucks at amazon
What’s a TS? Is that a security clearance?
If so, yeah, Amazon does pay extra for that and you’d probably be wayyy less likely to work with a shitload of H1B indians.
Ask yourself this though:
Where do you see yourself 5-10 years from then? Would you still be making use of that thing?
What would add more value to your resume? That thing or an extra year of FAANG experience on big systems?
I think a security clearance wouldn’t add all that much in the long run

>> No.49622965

>>49621788
I’m going to buy so much physical lumber bro you wouldn’t believe. I got a fence to replace this summer. Thanks for your sacrifice.

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Where can i live that doesn't lose power everytime a thunderstorm comes through?

Everytime im trying to do a big trade it happens.

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Janny, can you please unban ROCKER? Can you do /smg/ a favor?

>> No.49622992

>>49622838
BoJ publicly announced that shorting yen is free money.
So naturally, it's getting shorted to oblivion. No, it's not too late.

Your hentai is fine. Japan is slowly aging and dying, but they won't fully die out until you're so old your dick no longer works.

>> No.49622999

>>49622805
> You know anything about working in the real amazon wage cage aka the warehouse?
Yeah, I did a tour and actually fulfilled some orders to see how that shit works in the order placement lifecycle.
Probably not worth it.
They’d gladly destroy your back and joints, and nobody will even think about trying to stop you from doing so

>> No.49623017

>>49622889
Take a look at drv. Already up 50% from its rally bottom.
>>49622867
The inflation is supply side while we go into a recession. What we are currently experiencing is stagflation. The economy is sick of bidens bullshit and is breaking before our eyes

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>>49622951
any feedback on: >>49621937
?

>> No.49623023

FIVE MINUTES

>> No.49623030

>>49622867
you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded, try opening an Econ 101 book before you say more retarded shit
also learn to express your thoughts coherently before posting again

Inflation is the rate at which the value of a currency is falling
https://www.economicshelp.org/blog/162072/economics/price-gouging-definition-and-examples/

>> No.49623061

>>49622909
because its not as transitory as they thought. its "transitory" in that its caused by supply side issues as they initially correctly concluded, but not transitory because those issues are not going away any time soon
>>49622929
i agree the number is a load of bullshit but be realistic, how many years of workers running the labor market and "Great Resignation" headlines did people expect to see before they rugpulled these dogecoin millionaires and collected their taxes? happened right on schedule
>importing more spics
it's bad optics for dems to do that these days in the eyes of independents with all this economic catastrophe, need that home grown labor force again!
>>49622951
>I don’t think it’ll take that long unless you’re shooting for Tier-1 (Google & Facebook)
i only give myself that long because im not a CS person or programmer by trade, ive had to pick it up myself and i havent been especially diligent on that yet. hopefully now i can be though
yeah maybe ill just try to get to amazon asap and if i get the TS along the way thats great, if not its still more money

>> No.49623063 [DELETED] 

>>49622398
>Why in the ever living FUCK are futures green
squeeze shenanegans
china down, japan down
then again they dont call it the jewish casino for nothing

>> No.49623065

>>49622972
>janny, pls unban the homoseks blogger man with the fat hands
>he hardly has any actually investment insight, but I just love it so much when he flirts with that black twink

>> No.49623093

>>49623023
until what

>> No.49623117

>>49623093
BUDDY LOOK AT THE FUTANARI SISTERS IN ONE MINUTE

>> No.49623128

Money velocity is one of the stupidest macro concepts imo and always obscures more than it illumates. Its gdp/money supply, so when you say its low youre not talking about anything other than slow real growth (modulo short-term effects as the extra money works its way through the system making all the numbers higher)

>> No.49623129

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

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>>49623065
you aint even black. Sure he posts nothing but trannies and nothing valuable to the stock market general, but his videos is what keeps me going. If that homosexual isn't allowed to post in /smg/ he wont do his videos. His videos are funny and being off his meds has been a gold mine of cringe. You need to get over the fact that he threw you off the balcony. He apologized.

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VIX is still set up for some big nastiness that we've not yet seen in it's full magnitude, despite all the back & forth, $VIX crush & downside in markets. Last few days only a fraction of what it may do. Targets are $57, $83 on breakout continuation. Monthly close up.

>> No.49623173

>>49623018
Okay
>>49621937
Just grind some behavioral questions.
STAR format or whatever, and study the values/leadership principles of a company that you’re applying for.
>resume
Talk about some projects that you’ve managed
What their impact was on the business, particularly numbers like how much extra revenue it brought in or how much it increased some key metric like daily active users
Great talking points would be trade-offs that you made involving a deadline (kicking it vs. cutting scope) or things that you did to unblock your team/engineers
Collaboration on cross-functional stuff is pretty good to have too

>> No.49623183

>>49622444

Broad money supply went up bigly and takes about 18 months to show in CPI prints, but it always does. Even the retard central banks actually know this. They just pretend like they don't because congress doesn't like to hear that their spending is inflationary.

"price gouging" also doesn't match the data. Go take a look at CPI vs PPI. That is telling you corps are trying to pass their costs along and not really succeeding.

>> No.49623187

>>49622868
He’s a bear. He shorted Bitcoin. The line is going up in the back. Do you even observe?

>> No.49623192

>-1.5% 0.3%

PFFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.49623210

>>49623065
he was early on siga to be fair

>> No.49623235

>>49623061
My team’s intern last year was getting a mechanical engineering degree.
We hired him on full time, which horrified me.
There used to be a Sr SDE on my team who had his bachelors in Chemical Engineering…
CS degrees actually seem less common at Amazon than in midwest companies.

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I’m out of Jack. This evening sucks.

>> No.49623261

>>49623117
they’re really….. green

>> No.49623270

>>49622444
Corporations are greedy 100% of the time. How come we only got inflation now during the last 1.5 years and not during the 20 years before during which corps were also being greedy?

>> No.49623288

>>49622537
You mean it's relief rally time until tomorrow.

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>futures

>> No.49623296

>>49623256
I stopped drinking hard liquor and can’t sleep it could be worse

>> No.49623297

>>49623261
for now... japan just changed the tune. now we wait for germany to dump down the volume

>> No.49623305

>>49623235
>meche
kek, i have a physics bs and math ms but havent been able to get a full time software job just because i dont want to take the pay cut to start at a junior role. so i just gotta do it myself
oh well. got any advice on what to learn? how valuable is unit testing, thats something im getting to do at my job now which i like

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>>49623173
Noted, thanks.
>>49622444
Sorry chump, corporations aren't greedy anymore.

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>>49623030
Based on your own definition posted, my example of companies intentionally cutting production to negate government subsidy could fit into that definition. Good night faggot

>> No.49623321

>>49623131
>being off his meds has been a gold mine of cringe
What fucking meds is he on?
>You need to get over the fact that he threw you off the balcony. He apologized.
I don’t watch his videos.
I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about
> you aint even black
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY AILMENT. THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME.
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.

>> No.49623322

As someone that’s been investing since 2021 I can tell you that there’s never been a bear market that’s lasted forever so try stay positive and you will make it through this!

>> No.49623339

The NRDS.

>> No.49623342

>>49623210
A broken clock is right twice a day.
There’s research papers about a fucking dog or monkey or parrot that was able to outperform the hedgies.

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>>49622867

>M2 velocity

Velocity is bs which is derived from bs cooked stats.

V = (P*Q)/M

P should include asset prices but doesn't. If you increase M through QE without counting the assets you're pumping, of course it's going to look like V is falling.

Ok that's enuf foolin around, time to go stock on canned food. Hope ya'll are doing the same.

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>>49623296
I did that for a month and fell off. I hate myself. At least I’m only drinking a 1/2 pint. Keep it up anon. You’re gmi.

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>>49623322
We got the modern day Warren buffert dropping great investment advice here

>> No.49623379

>>49623339
IM DOING IT
SIR I AM BUYING THE SEPTEMBER 10p
PRAISE VISHNU
hopefully they instantly go ITM so i can sell some july 7.5p diagonals

>> No.49623388

>>49623369
He’s yolking, kitty.

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>>49623342
you’re holding heavy SOXL bags bitch what the fuck do you know about the market

>> No.49623436

>>49623305
> physics bs and math ms
Why don’t you just become a data scientist?
You might be closer to scoring that and it pays twice as much.

Oh. Also, one of the new grad hires on my team has just a bachelors or masters in math.

> got any advice on what to learn?
Just java and leetcode.
That’s all you fucking need for getting the job.
>how valuable is unit testing
Yeah, we do that.
It’s not tested in the interview or anything like that though
>thats something im getting to do at my job now which i like
Why do you like that shit?
I only do it because I have to

>> No.49623464

>>49623406
I know more than you, you stupid niggerkike

>> No.49623479

>>49623061
Anon, I appreciate that we can see eye to eye here on many issues but as long as our government is run by the establishment we will only know pain.

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>>49623406
He knows nothing like the rest of /smg/ to be fair

>> No.49623502

>>49623436
>Why do you like that shit?
because its the only sniff of real software development ive had in my time here so its a godsend compared to data scraping
>>49623436
>Why don’t you just become a data scientist?
>You might be closer to scoring that and it pays twice as much.
thats probably what ill shoot for next since i took grad classes in AI neural nets and algorithms. hopefully just a stepping stone though, am i right in thinking that moving into higher tiers of that field requires a lot more education than the same levels of just pure software development?
>>49623479
well i definitely agree with that, thats why theyre forcing a recession

>> No.49623504

>>49623464
no you don’t you double nigger

>> No.49623506

>>49623187
No cause im on my phone with no power at my house.

How do reduce pic size on this pixel 6 phone.

>> No.49623511

>>49623128
Money velocity tracks how fast money circulates. The real danger of demand side inflation is that money starts moving too fast and suddenly one business/bank goes under and then it cascades because no one can pay denbts.

>> No.49623517

>>49623061
I agree with you.

>> No.49623530

>>49623030
>you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded

it's got what plants crave

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Bull bros....we cant let them get away with this...we cant....I will not let it stand

>> No.49623537

>>49623345
If you calculated M3 supply over GDP then it would include them, M2 supply is more important though because it represents the cash actually going to be spent.

>> No.49623546

>>49623436

>unit testing

I fuckin hate that shit and the "best practice" fetish that fagman has for it. 99% waste of fucking time. Automated integration test suite with good logging and code coverage? Solid gold. Totally worth the time. Nobody fuckin does it.

I hate the anti-dev.

>> No.49623557

>>49623502
>compared to data scraping
What do you mean by that?
You mean web scraper scripts?
That’s real coding.
>am i right in thinking that moving into higher tiers of that field requires a lot more education than the same levels of just pure software development?
That’s actually a very contentious topic.
You can definitely get very far with just a bachelors.
But, the very best engineers (the ones that make millions per year) seem to tend to have a doctorate

>> No.49623564

>>49623379
Options are dangerous hahahahahahhahahahahahah don't try and time those diagonals too much hahahahaha it's a bit fun but one moment you're having fun the next thing you know you have an addiction and are crossdressing on dating apps form money.

Because you gambled. On the NRDS diagonals.

>> No.49623591

>>49623504
Go read a book, you stupid nigger

>>49623530
Based.
I love that movie.

>> No.49623595

>>49623290
Dead cat bounce

>> No.49623603

>>49623511
I don't see why a dollar that changes hands 5x a year is more dangerous than a dollar that changes hands 1x a year. I do see why creditization can be dangerous and we have many other measurements of that. So use those measurements.

>> No.49623613

>>49623557
>What do you mean by that?
>You mean web scraper scripts?
unfortunately no, i mean manually collecting data from simulations and doing regression tests on it using janky tools i built myself in matlab...not real coding
>>49623564
why would it make you go bankrupt, youre just going to be forced to lose all your extrinsic value if you get assigned, its just a covered call basically. no need for cross dressing...unless youre into that

>> No.49623617

>>49623595
that happens when rate hike is announced at .75 until friday close. SPY hits 300 before and retraces to where it's at now.

>> No.49623636

>>49623591
post your portfolio, you dumb niggerfaggot

>> No.49623637

>>49623128
Big disagree, it illuminates a ton about the real economy. It shows how corporations are/have been running the debt wheel to keep up with growth, always reinvesting just to meet the bottom line debt payments never getting ahead, specifically because it shows how M2, actual spending cash, is so disconnected from M3 or M4

>> No.49623643

>>49623613
>not real coding

i mean what even is coding? it's more just discipline of rules and nuances rather than an intricate understanding of trues and not-trues on a physical level.

>> No.49623646

>>49623613
So....you want to do a NRDS +1 10p September, and -1 7.5p July?

That. Is. What. You're. Saying?

>> No.49623664

>>49623603
>m2 velocity reads 1.0
>1$ chasing one unit of goods
>it increases to 1.1
>now 10% more dollars are chasing that same good
Wow, there is your inflation people think.

>> No.49623665

>>49623546
This.
Unit testing is faggotry that was carried in by the smalltalk/pascal community of dynamic typing faggots.
Static type systems that are remotely sophisticated, like haskell’s, completely eliminate the need for unit testing while also being significantly more thorough.

For example, rust actually has safety for preventing race conditions built directly into the type system.
You can’t even properly fucking unit test for race conditions.
Unit testing is complete ignorance and faggotry.

>> No.49623691

Haha, I thought Gold was supposed to protect me in these dire times :(
Is there anything that will survive the crash?

>> No.49623694

>>49623636
I already did, you stupid nigger
but like I’ve already said, YOU CAN’T FUCKING READ

go read a book, you retarded fucking nigger ape

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>>49623665
yawn, why are you posting so much? I aint reading your walls of text

>> No.49623726

>>49623699
that post was not even addressed to you, you stupid niggermonkey

>> No.49623737

>>49623603
Because a dollar changing hands 5x a year means that 5 debts are being payed off, not 1 debt. Imagine if for every dollar put into in the economy, 5 people could pay off their credit cards and spend again on them.

>> No.49623742

>>49623643
it's imagination and problem solving and creativity

>> No.49623746

>>49623646
Yeah but not at the same time, buy the 10p wait till it moves down then sell the 7.5

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/smg/ BTFO.

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>>49623726
I wouldn't know because I didn't read it

>> No.49623806

Wow cool yeild curve you got there

>> No.49623807

>>49623694
no you didn’t you lying niggerkike
post performance of last month
you won’t cause you lost a fuck ton and you’re a pussy faggot

>>49623699
he’s a deranged stimulant-addled retard bro

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I've got a bad feeling about this.

>> No.49623856
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>>49623818
you shoulda shorted I tried to warn you frens but it’s not too late … yet

>> No.49623861

>>49623806
Yeah real fucking cool, I hope the faggots that cried about RRP funds bailing them out of QT neck themselves. RRP went up again today, which is 100% contributing to this retarded inversion. Anyone buying long term bonds right now is standing in front of the biggest godamn steam roller. There’s going to be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth when the 10 year skyrockets to 6-7%

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>>49623818
the call is coming from inside the house
get out of there

>> No.49623872

>>49623746
Lol. He's trying to time the market. Even more than he already is.

>> No.49623883

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlEGU2ypr1Q
Daily reminder that you were warned about the bear market but nobody wanted to pay attention.
Pretty bad luck that he went into Japan though lmao, kek even

>> No.49623890

>>49623863
Holy fuck? Is that Rick?

>> No.49623903
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49623903

Tomorrow Circuit Breakers

>> No.49623908

>>49623883
Lynchian even.

>> No.49623911
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>>49623883
this niggas a climate protester and thinks the world is ending next year because of global warming , hes not bearish on the stock market, hes bearish on humans

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>>49623903
Absolutely haram

>> No.49623934

>>49623872
Its not really timing the market anymore, i think we’re in a downtrend and i think nrds is a piece of shit that i want to short. And i dont see a reason not to collect theta on the way down. And if i get assigned thats a solid place to take profit

>> No.49623938

>>49622765
Based and Chigurh pilled.

>> No.49623943

cant wait to sell my calls tomorrow, wait out the BART pattern and go short in 3-5 trading days

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>>49623903

>> No.49623950

>>49623890
morty, marges sister selma used me as a dildo
morty...

>> No.49623952

Bobros... Why line go up?

>> No.49623967

>>49623911
>this niggas a climate protester
Who gives a shit what religion he believes in?

>> No.49623969

11 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS

>> No.49623971

>>49623934
You'll get your face ripped off by gamma potentially if you short the second leg imo.

>> No.49623975

>>49623872
Did you short dwac at $110 my pajeet.

I got hit $6k on call credit spreads on that dog shit when it squeezed up.

>> No.49623987

Bobros. I'm scared. I gained 90% yesterday. I don't want to lose it again.

>> No.49623995

>>49623903
Dont drink alcohol when pregnant.

>> No.49624000

>>49623967
its like listening to a tranny about stocks

>> No.49624004

>>49623975
>Did you short dwac at $110 my pajeet.
No lol anyone who claims to be a retard on 4chan who managed to perfectly short DWAC at $110 is either lying, super lucky, or a FINRA glowfuck.

>I got hit $6k on call credit spreads on that dog shit when it squeezed up.
What were your legs? Exp/strike? Jesus lol another victim of the TOM SOSNOFF BARELY HEDGE NEGATIVE CONVEXITY meme.

>> No.49624009

>>49623971
Only if you close the spread which would be retarded, if you get assigned its just intrinsic value difference

>> No.49624030

>>49624009
>Only if you close the spread which would be retarded,
????
I'm not even sure I understand your position. If you sell the 7.5p when NRDS shits and fards (which it eventually will) then your short put position will lose a fuckload of money because.....well.....because of something we all know about.

A Falling Knife Has No Handle.

>> No.49624033

>>49624000
Hebrews believe in cutting and sucking infant penis, yet they make gains.

>> No.49624082

after years of successfully losing a shitload of money i just swing soxl or soxs on a daily basis for 40-100$ profit starting around noon or 1pm and sometimes i take a loss but i just ease into it and stop trading if i make 40 bucks a day. Sometimes I accidentally make a thousand. The hardest part is not buying to much to fast.

>> No.49624088

>>49623883
thanks. I just bought more spxs

>> No.49624098

Pre Market and After Hours are probably the most Jewish inventions ever

>> No.49624111

>>49623933
>>49623948
>>49623995
Racists. Just cause she's Latina she cant be fat?

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>>49624033

>> No.49624125

>>49624098
just ahead of futures and charging interest on loans, amirite

>> No.49624128

>>49624030
i buy the 10p when nrds is above 10, wait until it dumps. instead of selling my put and locking in profit after holding for just a couple weeks i sell a 7.5p expiring in a month or so. when nrds walks back up to a lower high the 7.5p gains value while my 10p loses value. i close the 7.5p for a profit and hold my 10p for the next leg down
if nrds continues to crater i get exercised and lose intrinsic value on the 10p but still make a profit
yeah if it continues to crater forever that would cap my gains but i guess i dont expect it to just freefall. maybe i should

>> No.49624152

>>49623934
how long until the market recovers to pre biden levels

>> No.49624162

>>49624128
Posts like this make me wish i didn't have to deal with derivatives and could just locate shares to borrow outright on shorts. But most stocks are HTB.

Your strategy sounds incredibly tip-toey and relies on timing the market even more than you have to with stupid option expiries. I hate options.

>> No.49624165

>>49624098
you can trade those hours with a real broker

>>49624125
jews invented 0% rates. Shit was as high as 30% before jews

>> No.49624208

Futures are so blindingly green.

>> No.49624218

>>49624165
nigga didn't they invent interest rates in thr first place and compound interest rates which should be illegal

>> No.49624230

>>49624162
it sounds like timing the market but its really just taking a position you already think is going to be a winner based on fundamentals and capping your theoretically infinite downside by making spreads out of your long puts every 45 days or so and collecting theta. youre being protected by father time
i agree its not the best strategy when you expect a violent move like i potentially do with nrds. thats the main reason i might forgo it and just buy and hold the puts
this is the type of strategy i would never do on something i wasnt going to do anyways. its just icing on top

>> No.49624253

>>49624218
no they didnt fucking retard, usury has been around as long as currency has. Ain't nobody loaning out money for free go fuck yourself

>> No.49624268

>>49624165
charging interest was illegal before kikes
usury used to be defined as any interest and at worst a few would be charged for a loan that wasn’t paid back in time
I’m speaking historically of course

>> No.49624283

>>49624218
You’re right
>>49624253
Usury was explicitly outlawed in the early-middle ages
Post nose

>> No.49624302

>>49624230
ur making me nervous. i would just feel overwhelmed trying to leg into a shitco on short puts. If i do debit spreads i never leg in, i just enter that bitch and close my computer all at once

>> No.49624312

>>49624033
hes underperformed by being in value emerging markets

>> No.49624313

>>49624268
you're speaking out your fucking ass-
>In 88 B.C, the Roman General Sulla set interest rates at 12% and imposed harsh financial penalties on conquered territories. Conquered provinces were forced to borrow from Rome at interest rates of 48%, and quite possibly higher, during various periods in the 1st century B.C. From 49 B.C. to 31 B.C., during the time of the Roman Civil War, Rome was bankrupted and interest rates spiked upward. It was during this period that the rise of Caesar was financed by a significant amount of borrowing.

>>49624283
go back to pol fucking idiot

>> No.49624318

He wants to leg into a debit spread. On a shitco. And sell puts after a violent move.

>> No.49624338

>>49624283
didnt realize currency started in the middle ages you illiterate monkey
>>49624302
maybe ill just play it simple and just buy ze puts and then maybe i vill be happy

>> No.49624351

>>49624313
Go back to jew social media disgusting kike.

>> No.49624363

>>49624004
Bro, it's actually a long story but it's the thing that broke my account. I had put like 3/4 of my account into long positions during the selloff in January and the remaining I put into call spreads on DWAC because it surged up when they did that press release saying they're going to have a beta for the website. I figured it's the most overpriced dog shit that still hasn't sold off in this market so let me short it. And then it magically for no reason squeezed up to $100 in like one week. I ended up getting like exercise on three of the call options because there was no time value in them compared to the borrow rate. When I called in to Schwab I was trying to roll the like remaining options out in time. Like even the March expiration I believe was like 20 cents a spread. It might even been to May expiration. Was like 20 cents of spread and this stupid mother fucker at Charles Schwab would not let me roll the options because he said my account had trading violations. So that same day I just closed out the whole position and took like a five or $6,000 loss on it. My account went below PDT and Im broke as fuck so I couldn't wire the money over to fix it. It would only let me close positions and not roll them out.
Never use Charles Schwab as a broker. IBKR or TD Ameritrade only
I have the screenshot of the carnage on my computer but I don't have power right now or I'll post it.
It iwas 55/60 55/65 spreads

>> No.49624376

>>49624351
no please elaborate further how the first roman king was actually a jew, i'm all ears

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>>49624313
>nooo you can’t just name them! that’s against the rules!!!
you’re replying to the same person, fuckwit, and yes pls go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

charging interest on loans was forbidden in Christian Europe, early-middle age like I said. It was only reintroduced after triple parenthesis subversion. Look it up, faggot.

>> No.49624436

THIRTY MINUTES

>> No.49624443

>>49624268
>>49624253
Loans were based on flat fees, or shares of profit, and not fixed monthly payments so much as an agreed end date.

Such as "I will lend you the mo ey to pay for shipping, but you must repay that cost plus 1/5th the profit of the voyage, due upon ship's return," or just a simple "I'll lend you 1000 dinarii, but you must pay me 1100 within 2 years."

Muslim banks still have systems like this as interest is from jews.
It was common from Babylon until Renaissance banking houses.

People who couldn't pay were enslaved, or had their land and property confiscated to pay for it if they were wealthy enough.
He'll, lasted into the 19th century, at least, as they discuss such in the count of Monte Cristo, where the antagonist loses his fortune fucking up loans for his shipping company.

>> No.49624446

>>49624376
>talks like a woman
yeah, you’re a fucking faggot lmao

>> No.49624460

>25 pbtid

>> No.49624476

>>49624421
christians explicitly allowed jews to do it you fucking idiot, it wasnt secular law that usury was illegal, only that christians couldnt charge usury on other christians. same thing with the jews actually. its their fault for allowing the kikes to rob them blind
>H
>R
>E

>> No.49624480

>>49624268
>>49624283
>these are the retards I share the thread with
just post anime if you can't into history

>> No.49624503

>>49624421
Henry Ford was a visionary.

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>>49624363
forogt i also had a horizontal 60/60 spread on it with puts.
what triggered the restriction on my account is when I rolled the short put twice in one day. That completely locked my account into restricted mode cause it was a pdt account and i was below the limit. lol.

the regulations in this market are beyond absurd.
$64k margin requirment for the short dwac shares and the borrow rate was high. idk how much i paid to hold them for 1 day.

my house is running on a generator temporarily rn.

>> No.49624520

>>49624313
These were 12%-48% on the entirety of the loan, with some exceptions.

Not 48% APY.

>> No.49624551

>>49624476
absolutely kosher!

>> No.49624556

>9th century B.C. papyrus records a man being loaned 5 deben of silver with a promise to pay back double within a years’ time, which calculates to an annual interest rate of 100%. A tablet, located at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, from before 664 B.C., records a grain loan with a duration of 8 months at 50% interest, on an annualized basis this would equate to 75% interest. Another document from 568–567 B.C. mentions a 40% rate of interest being charged on a loan but no more details were provided. The British museum possesses a papyrus from around 568 B.C. with a loan inscribed that does not specify the terms of interest but does specify a 40% penalty for non-payment. A grain loan, written on papyrus, from 499 B.C. records a loan with a duration of one year with a 50% interest rate; if delinquent, a penalty of 10% per month would be assessed. Finally, a silver loan from 488 B.C. indicates an interest rate of 85% on an annual basis. This particular loan also assessed a 10% penalty per month for delinquency.

>> No.49624557

>>49624436
Where we looking?

>> No.49624560

Fuck bros... I just want to live extremely well without providing value to anyone...

>> No.49624569

>>49624551
i know, so weird that christian kings continued to follow kosher
they couldnt hold a candle to hadrian

>> No.49624570

>>49624557
this time, should be everything. germany and the uk are the main actors this time.

>> No.49624577

>>49624476
They were literally loan sharks akin to Tony Soprano.

>> No.49624586

>>49624560
Based

>> No.49624593

>>49624480
So you’re saying usury wasn’t explicitly outlawed during that time period? No, it was actually earlier, but no (zero) respectable historian would argue with the later time frame estimation because documentation was well developed by that time

great non-argument though

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>>49624560
the dream

>> No.49624605

>>49624560
you must at least provide value to yourself, then.

>> No.49624616

NEW
>>49621580
NEW
>>49621580
NEW
>>49621580

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ILL NEVER GIVE UP

>>49624555
>>49624555
>>49624555
>>49624555

>> No.49624643

>>49624616
>based google links
>>49624620
>trips
what do i choose?

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>>49624616
this thread has adorable bluey posters
>>49624620
this thread does not

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>>49624643
my thread is the natural one, the other one is the failed bake from two hours ago

>> No.49624704

>>49624616
First by over 300 posts
>>49624620
Sick trips

>> No.49624725

>>49621788
Fucking finally, I've been waiting to build my fence for over 2 years now

>> No.49624756

>>49624593
You're talking about 100+ different legal codes.
Usuary was legal.
Usuary was illegal.
Usuary was explicitly limited to Jewish rats.
Usuary was defined as anything above 12% APY.

It was a lot of things.
Current customs were not standard.
Debt slavery and prison were standard, though.
You take the good you take the bad.
There you have.
The facts of life.

>> No.49624838

>>49624756
Charlemagne banned usury in 800

>> No.49624852

AYO KIKE BOY, LENDS ME DAT
FO FREE

>> No.49624912

>>49624852
blacks are the biggest “victims” of modern usury, see the payday loan signs on every corner

I wouldn’t charge interest if my brother needed a loan, and I wouldn’t ask him for a loan unless I absolutely had to