/GME/ - The Future of Financial Security Edition

[Anonymous No.49617312]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>49609902

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.49617332]

>>49617312
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,162.885B (Last ATH), 99P = 21.847B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.49617485]

[Anonymous No.49617543]

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

[Anonymous No.49617545]

>$20,834.70
Kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.49617548]

>>49617485
Fractal bros….

[Anonymous No.49617579]

*inhales*

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

CRYPTO

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIES

[Anonymous No.49617583]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49617599]

>>49617545
15k soon my niggers in Christ.

[Anonymous No.49617608]

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

[Anonymous No.49617638]

>>49617485
Nice TA, Stevie

[Anonymous No.49617639]

WHY ARE FUTURES GREEN

[Anonymous No.49617644]

WAGMI .

Goodnight

[Anonymous No.49617659]

>>49617599
Checked.
Baggies gonna $ROPE soon

[Anonymous No.49617669]

kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.49617675]

What did he mean by this? Is he on acid again? I’m just glad RC’s tweets aren’t the vaguest bullshit anymore

[Anonymous No.49617707]

>>49617639
Lmao, fucking baggies, when will you learn

[Anonymous No.49617723]

>>49617639
crypto sacrifice

[Anonymous No.49617725]

>>49617608
Can you translate the Arabic you wrote fren?

[Anonymous No.49617791]

>>49617312
ty based baker-san

>>49617599
>>49617644
checked and WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49617874]

I'm going to buy a million fucking dollars worth of gold and silver bars and a solid $100k in ammo for every gun I own

[Anonymous No.49617879]

>>49617332
>>49617312
Are the crypto baggies calling our wives and mothers groups yet?

[Anonymous No.49617880]

>>49617725
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[Anonymous No.49617922]

Oh no no no no-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49617959]

>>49617922
BIG KEK

[Anonymous No.49618013]

>>49617922
checked and kekked

Fractal chads and blufrens pls look at picrel
blu has cracked the 741 code it seems

[Anonymous No.49618029]

>>49617922
kek'd and chequed

[Anonymous No.49618073]

The markets crashing is funny and all, but wasn't the price of GME supposed to go up due to negative betas?

[Anonymous No.49618083]

Friendship ended with mumu

Bobo is new best friend

[Anonymous No.49618101]

>>49617723
everything is within the flows of casualty

[Anonymous No.49618113]

>>49617485

[Anonymous No.49618178]

NEW CELSIUS LIQ PRICE 16,852.37$. Survival instinct on

[Anonymous No.49618203]

>>49618073
>negative betas
Depends on how many shares you buy during the window, anon ;)
jk jk

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49618281]

>>49618178
is it not 17.2?

[Anonymous No.49618351]

>>49618281
https://oasis.app/25977#Overview
They got more collateral

[Anonymous No.49618415]

Coinmarketcap website is down. I have never seen it down before

[Anonymous No.49618421]

>>49617639
Weren't they green yesterday last night? Then in the morning it was a fat dump.

[Anonymous No.49618425]

>>49617880
That was beautiful anon. I’m going to save that. Is it a quote from somewhere?

[Anonymous No.49618492]

Kek baggies. 21k accepted. GME is not squeezing a second time. The market will never crash
Seethe and mald

[Anonymous No.49618493]

>>49618415
its over, fuckers are asleep in the states, wait till they wake...

[Anonymous No.49618526]

>>49618113
Soon.

[Anonymous No.49618527]

>>49618415

[Anonymous No.49618546]

>>49618425
good read

[Anonymous No.49618579]

>>49618415
try livecoinwatch

[Anonymous No.49618599]

>imaging losing your mind over a dip in your investment, couldn't be me. kek seethies

[Anonymous No.49618612]

>>49618527
Does Saylor keep his btc in binance?

[Anonymous No.49618654]

>>49618415
>they're already getting liquidated
Massive Fucking Kek

[Anonymous No.49618693]

>>49617608
FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER

[Anonymous No.49618695]

>>49618612
i dont know but i figure if one of them calls, they'll all call

>>49618599
checked and based pic

[Anonymous No.49618747]

I don't own anything but GameStop. I traded my name for pro rewards and one of my kidneys for an OLED Nintendo Switch.
20NTR

[Anonymous No.49618821]

kek, nice -8% today baggies

[Anonymous No.49618872]

need verification, anyone else see a price spike on spy afterhours?

[Anonymous No.49618876]

>>49618695
>>49618654
Are we about to see a fucking massive dump? Once BTC goes LUNA that’s it… that’s a huge hit to collateral for everyone. Bros this really feels like a global rug pull is about to happen

[Anonymous No.49618918]

Anons who continue to post the ai generated images that contain faces of those that dont exist, please stop posting them. Look into the eyes of the images you create, tell me what you see. We’re about to be incredibly wealthy, dont open yourselves and other posters to nefarious entities that seek harm

>V4XYT

[Anonymous No.49618943]

>>49618073
>he hasn’t read the DD detailing what right before the MOASS will look like
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49618959]

LMAO I had the etherium price up on google, kept refreshing to see how low it had fallen and now they're not displaying it at all. Fuck you Dave you should have fucking listened to me

[Anonymous No.49618970]

>>49618918
Meds

[Anonymous No.49618989]

>>49618876
Housing, stocks, crypto, inflation
Everything is coming all the way down
Peeps finna starve fr homie

[Anonymous No.49619017]

>>49618943
Who cares?
It’s still going up regardless of what any of us understand about the market
All I need to know is how to buy

[Anonymous No.49619041]

>>49618546
Thanks. I usually stay away from fiction (other than anything by Tolkien) because I’m an autist obsessed with learning about IRL however I’ve been meaning to read Dune since I saw the film.

[Anonymous No.49619057]

>>49618918

[Anonymous No.49619060]

>kek BTC baggies
>kek ETH baggies
>kek GME baggies
>kek SOXL baggies
>kek /smg/ baggies
>kek baggies
>kek baggies
>kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49619076]

kek crypties

[Anonymous No.49619077]

>>49618970
never

[Anonymous No.49619102]

>>49618612
If he is retarded enough to use margin with crypto I’m assuming he is dumb enough to keep his coins on an exchange.
>remember the golden rule kids: not your keys, not your coins

[Anonymous No.49619106]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49619136]

What the fuck is this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.49619141]

>>49618989
Reimagined in haiku form

Stocks, crypto, housing
Everything is collapsing
Homies finna starve

[Anonymous No.49619147]

>>49618876
It’s the Calm before the Day of the SNEED
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.49619166]

The phrase "kek baggies" has broken my mind
I constantly find myself thinking it and saying it under my breath

[Anonymous No.49619171]

>>49618599
cope crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.49619183]

>>49619041
kek could be interesting then, tolkien hated dune, couldnt handle franks religious hate boner, among other things

[Anonymous No.49619198]

>>49619136
its a trap is what it is

[Anonymous No.49619199]

>>49618918
>nefarious entities that seek harm
unabashedly based fren
Anyone that doesn't facilitate yours and everyone's growth isn't on your side

>49618970
go fuck yourself

>>49618876
It's gonna suck for a lot of people anon but what matters now is they're on a level reality; they're beings first, consoomers second

>>49619041
based
enhance your perception, minecraft will be just as fantastical as fiction with the right amount of attention

>>49619077
checked fren
checked
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49619209]

>>49619136
Bull trap
>>49619166
Checked. We are all laughing at baggies confirmed.

[Anonymous No.49619214]

>>49618747
kek confirms you will star in your own NTR plotline (you are not the bull)

[Anonymous No.49619221]

>>49619141

[Anonymous No.49619237]

>>49619214
ANON NO

[Anonymous No.49619292]

>>49619199
checked yourself fren, WAGMI indeed

[Anonymous No.49619303]

It's over

[Anonymous No.49619332]

Ethereum is about to dip below $1000

[Anonymous No.49619343]

>>49619102
It would be awfully convenient if he (((forgot))) the password to his wallet and was unable to return the coins. I wonder if part of the margin agreement was that he had to keep his coins on exchange
In which case
>kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.49619349]

>>49619303
I don't even know what a bond is.

[Anonymous No.49619356]

>>49619292 9292
double checked the checker who checked me checking them

hahahaha!

[Anonymous No.49619361]

>>49619332
im watching it live 10s candles kek

[Anonymous No.49619364]

>>49616047

[Anonymous No.49619381]

Holy fuck it's really going to go under 20k before bedtime

I fucking LOVE it

[Anonymous No.49619419]

[Anonymous No.49619436]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/u4qwf1/i_dreamt_that_i_was_a_human/
The bots want to be human.

[Anonymous No.49619450]

>>49619332
good fucking thief who stoled my nft will realize internet money is fake asf

[Anonymous No.49619489]

Holy shit why are you kekking BTC baggies, look at ETH

[Anonymous No.49619490]

>>49619349
The current value of any given pierce brosnan James Bond DVD
Typically a rock solid investment because he ages like a fine wine but when the economy is hurting women are less horny therefore the price of the DVD does down

[Anonymous No.49619573]

below 110 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49619579]

Lmao Imaginary Internet money

[Anonymous No.49619596]

>>49619573
yeah and SPY will be 350 KEK BAGGIE

[Anonymous No.49619600]

>>49619490
At last I truly see.

[Anonymous No.49619734]

>>49619381
It’s only mid-day in Australia…
I’ll keep an eye on it for you when you go to sleep fren.

[Anonymous No.49619760]

>>49619303
What is and what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.49619783]

>>49618918
what is the website's name again?

[Anonymous No.49619785]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

[Anonymous No.49619792]

>>49619419
Housing market gonna crash like crazy. This time loads of hedgefunds have bought up housing to use as collateral. When they have to liquidate that collateral, shits gonna crash.

It will be a great time to buy after MOASS!

[Anonymous No.49619812]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.49619820]

>>49619760
Economy is no more. Hope you stocked up on food water and ammunition.

[Anonymous No.49619889]

>>49619136
PLUUUUNNNNN GGGGGGIIIIEEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.49619905]

>>49619785
SNEED

[Anonymous No.49619930]

>>49619171
>did you look at the picture?

[Anonymous No.49619966]

>>49619303
The treasury yields are absolutely mooning, how the fuck. Cascading liquidations.

[Anonymous No.49620040]

>>49619966
I genuinely don't know what you guys are talking about. Explain it to me like I was a small child, or perhaps a golden retriever.

[Anonymous No.49620063]

>>49619785
Based yill poster

[Anonymous No.49620143]

Kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.49620145]

>>49620040
Yields up 25% means someone sold a fuck ton of these 1 year treasury bonds. 'Huge' decrease in value of the bond, the actual value didn't budge that much but these are treasury bonds are this is an extremely large swing in price.

[Anonymous No.49620166]

Why is btc going back up

[Anonymous No.49620188]

>>49620166
desperation to keep the bottom from continuing to fall out I assume. Fortunes are on the line.

[Anonymous No.49620190]

>>49619785
The market's crashing right now you fake fuck, it's now

[Anonymous No.49620200]

>>49620166
It's fueling up more dump for the big one.

[Anonymous No.49620203]

>>49620166
people with a shitload of capital will get rekt below 20k

[Anonymous No.49620225]

>>49620040
kys

[Anonymous No.49620250]

>>49619820
I got lots of silber and GMEs

[Anonymous No.49620289]

>>49620166
Bull trap.

[Anonymous No.49620301]

>>49620145
How does selling increase the yield?

[Anonymous No.49620313]

Hepcats, we are coming again for you tomorrow! I think we can take another 10% off your Fucking stock tomorrow no problem.

[Anonymous No.49620329]

>>49620166
The dump reserves ran out
Going back up to fill for the next leg lower

[Anonymous No.49620337]

>>49618612
I think coinbase

[Anonymous No.49620346]

[Anonymous No.49620364]

>>49620250
Will not protect you from hungry negros fren you need 6 months of food/water, a rifle with 5k round and handgun with 1k rounds minimum. Should we be lucky and moass before the hoards are at the gates stock up for safety I don't want to find your corpse fren

[Anonymous No.49620410]

>>49620301
People don't want bonds think they will lose money. Gov wants to sell bond so raises rates to attract new buyers

[Anonymous No.49620429]

>>49620364
I'm too angry to die.

[Anonymous No.49620443]

/\/Tinfoil Alert\/\
>Purple heart
>Awarded for "Being wounded or killed in any action against an enemy of the United States or as a result of an act of any such enemy or opposing armed forces"
>Hedge funds can't remove Chinese stock per executive order without causing squeeze
>We are actively revealing enemies of the United States in the financial and media sectors
>We have voluntarily waged mindwar against a violent entrenched insurgency for almost two years, with the inevitable deaths and mental wounds

I'll accept a medal with my chairman's face on it as a dividend.
Proud to have served, sir.
o7

[Anonymous No.49620464]

I am feeling a different vibe in the air
Something has changed shifted if you will...
The shills don't even bother me anymore as they once did
I feel sorry for them their whole family and friends is going to die
It's close
I am an immortal being nothing can stop what is to come

[Anonymous No.49620497]

>>49620429
Based doom guy fren together we will purge the country of cains descendents

[Anonymous No.49620550]

>>49620443
I honestly do not care what he has to say. I want the fucking divi give me my fucking divi.

[Anonymous No.49620566]

>>49620301
Yield is just what % you will earn by holding the bond. Buy a 1 year bond that matures at $101 at expiration for $100 and you have a yield of 1%, you earn $1, but buy that same bond for $90 and you have a yield of 12%. Someone sold the bond for less than they bought it for, that's why the yield went up, and in this case this was an extreme and sudden move in price so someone sold a lot of bonds (possible liquidations).

[Anonymous No.49620628]

>>49620566
Checked

[Anonymous No.49620639]

>21.5k

That was the bottom. If only I didn't have everything in GME I could have slurped some cheapies. FUCK

[Anonymous No.49620699]

>>49619349
OK faggot, I'll explain it to you but just this once!
A bond is literally just a fancy word for debt.
Let's say you're a company and need 500 million dollars in capital for whatever reason but don't have the cash in hand. What you're gonna do is that you're gonna issue 500,000 bonds (with the help of the bank) and then sell them at 1000$ each. These bonds are nothing except a promise that you will pay back the amount that the investor paid for the bond, in this case you'll pay them 1000$ divided into 100 months so every month you pay them 10$ (10*100=1000$). Once the bond matures (AKA paid off), you, the company, is going to pay the investors the face value (primary) of the bond and the transaction is finished.

What about the interest, though?
The interest is simply the primary + a percentage. Let's take a bond at 1000$ with 10% interest divided into 100 months. This means that the issuer of the bond will pay to the owner 10$ + interest, so in this case 11$ a month.

What it means when you buy a treasury bond is that the Government owe you the primary of that bond + the interest, as you are literally lending money to the Government. When the Treasury needs money, it'll issue new bonds so people like YOU can buy them. The interest rate is set by the federal reserve.

Important note: People often make money in the bonds market by buying a bond at say 1000$ at 10% interest rate, then selling it at 15% interest rate as it is now worth more than it was worth before.

When the federal reserve increases interest rates in treasury bonds, this incentivizes investors to hop from the stock/real estate/whatever markets to the bonds market so they can buy some of those treasury bonds and profit off of the interest rate hike. The result? A crash in those other markets that the investors just left.

[Anonymous No.49620808]

>>49620699
Checked. Nice explanation

[Anonymous No.49620860]

>>49620639
>That was the bottom
Anon they are going sub 10k. All of the money pumped into it during covid is being pulled back out

[Anonymous No.49620882]

Hey guys, to celebrate everything crashing and /smg/ getting anally raped, I made a meme.

[Anonymous No.49620911]

>>49620882
based

[Anonymous No.49620932]

>>49620882

[Anonymous No.49620934]

>>49620699
Good explanation anon
I didn’t know what a bond was either
Thanks for being a fren and not a fag
Those bonds are looking ripe for a slurping at 2.88
(Not by me but by boomers and drain circlers)

[Anonymous No.49620944]

>>49620882
Basado

[Anonymous No.49620974]

>>49620639
>That was the bottom.

[Anonymous No.49620976]

>>49619349
>I don't even know what a bond is
The bonds we made with GME friends.

[Anonymous No.49621008]

>>49620882
Th-thanks

[Anonymous No.49621023]

[Anonymous No.49621037]

>>49620882
Whats that from fren?

[Anonymous No.49621065]

>>49620808
Thank you sir.
>>49620882
Glorious meme, it really pictures just how badly they're getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.49621077]

>>49620976
>priceless
How can the fed compete with friendship?

[Anonymous No.49621080]

>>49620166
fake exit pump.

[Anonymous No.49621141]

>>49621037
google "goosh goosh"

[Anonymous No.49621153]

Minimal FUD this evening.
Strange.

[Anonymous No.49621154]

>>49621037
I wish I knew. The base meme has been floating around the chans for a while, but I don't know what it's from and I am NOT looking up "Man gets anally raped by fat bastard bleeding".

[Anonymous No.49621175]

>>49620882
Based. Bobos are King. Crypto baggies r fuk

[Anonymous No.49621186]

>>49620443
Fucking moron. What color pill do you get when you combine redpill and bluepill. It’s to signify the unification of party efforts aka what he’s been talking about for days.

[Anonymous No.49621204]

>>49621154
the anime itself is called Tokyo Tribe 2

[Anonymous No.49621258]

>>49620974
>>49620860
>21.7k and climbing

[Anonymous No.49621336]

>stocks?
red.
>crypto?
marg’d.
>lauer?
jew.
>mortgage rates?
up.
>splivvy?
inevitable.
>bonds?
up.
>ken?
sweaty.
>moon?
full.

Yeah, I’m thinking we’re gonna make it

[Anonymous No.49621339]

>>49621258
BTC bears lost
100k EOW

[Anonymous No.49621349]

>>49621258
What kind of copium is this. It fell off a cliff of course there's going to be a bounce

[Anonymous No.49621361]

>>49621153
Coinmarketcap.com is down ever since BTC dipped below $21,000

[Anonymous No.49621382]

>>49621361
They bought the domain name on margin

[Anonymous No.49621400]

>>49621361
It’s back. Cryptobros probably just giving it the hug of death

[Anonymous No.49621453]

>>49619349
>>49619760
>>49619303
>>49619490
>>49620976
>>49620699
so the coomers can understand too

[Anonymous No.49621455]

>>49620166
plungies say one more day

[Anonymous No.49621491]

>>49620639
how new are you

[Anonymous No.49621552]

And just like that BTC will never be below 22k again

[Anonymous No.49621554]

Out of all the things that could trigger MOASS (market crash, splivy, DRS), which is in the lead?

[Anonymous No.49621597]

>>49621141
Lel

[Anonymous No.49621621]

>>49621554
Me. I'm going to the NYSE to force MOASS at bananapoint in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.49621642]

>>49621554
The MOASS is too much of a fuckup by the elites to have a single definable trigger. Everything will happen at once my nigga.

[Anonymous No.49621689]

>>49621554
memetic magic of course

[Anonymous No.49621714]

>>49621642
That is usually how it goes
Everything will implode at once
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49621754]

>>49619489
BTC is the only crypto that matters.

[Anonymous No.49621758]

>>49621554
market crash, it was always about a market crash.
A market crash is a temporary halt to the corrupt machine that helps Citadel and other financial institutions stay alive. Not if, but when the machine halts, Citadel won't be able to rely on daddy Government or on its other income streams as the former is busy saving the economy and the ladder is utterly destroyed. Therefore, MOASS will only happen when the market crash happens.

Gamestop will probably crash the moment that the economy collapses; do not worry. This is only caused by other financial institutions longing GME selling to pay off leverage and margin calls and Citadel trying to demoralize GME holders. See it as an opportunity to buy more. And, after the storm, there will be great treasures to be found.

[Anonymous No.49621765]

>>49621336
WAGMI. It's tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49621801]

>>49621453
Kek saved

[Anonymous No.49621810]

>>49621758
How low do you think we are crashing to before the moass ?
40$ ?
20$ ?
I want my last slurp in I only have 2K tho

[Anonymous No.49621815]

>>49621765
I’m feeling so weird at the moment… like a weird feeling in my stomach as well as finding it hard to concentrate/almost having an out of body experience…

MOASS is soon

[Anonymous No.49621832]

>49621258
>49621552
Kek you must be the crypto baggie they pay to keep people from selling.

[Anonymous No.49621833]

>>49621810
I think a fractal Chad last week predicted the bottom will be between $70-90 before it moons

[Anonymous No.49621848]

>>49621810
69 and cohen initiates launch, dfv returns in 5 days and boom maoss, trust me ive seen it in a dream

[Anonymous No.49621857]

>>49621815
Really? I'm high most of the time so I don't feel any different than usual. I've been zen all year.

[Anonymous No.49621885]

>>49621810
So low it'll look like a rugpull.
Expect at least 60%.

[Anonymous No.49621899]

>>49621815
I feel it too
I feel completely and utterly detached from the current timeline and we are entering a new one starting tomorrow
I feel dizzy and the room is spinning
Like a dread almost of what is to come
Pulsating headache now
It's tomorrow undeniably

[Anonymous No.49621903]

Pretty ironic that the real world is falling apart but the digital world is making progress everyday https://youtu.be/PXnMmJWDJNI

[Anonymous No.49621922]

>>49621758
>Gamestop will probably crash the moment that the economy collapses; do not worry. This is only caused by other financial institutions longing GME selling to pay off leverage and margin calls and Citadel trying to demoralize GME holders. See it as an opportunity to buy more. And, after the storm, there will be great treasures to be found.
kino

[Anonymous No.49621968]

>>49621899
Checked.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49621991]

>>49621899checked
Did you try switching to a pulsating erection from a pulsating headache? It usually works for me.

[Anonymous No.49622173]

>>49621899
Checked and based schizo poster
how's the dot

[Anonymous No.49622197]

>>49622173
It’s green now but we hit red a couple of times in the past 24hrs…

[Anonymous No.49622211]

>>49622173
Interpretable

[Anonymous No.49622250]

https://youtu.be/7rysc9jG2tY?t=33
what do my gmebros think of his analysis

[Anonymous No.49622333]

>>49621186
No shit Sherlock.
I'm schizposting to keep my sanity during this impossible interminable infuriating wait.
If I take a moment and come up with something utterly retarded but theoretically possible, it removes both the urge to look for links that I know for a fact aren't there, as well as relieving a bit of stress by posting something comically wrong.
Lighten up, chief.

[Anonymous No.49622368]

>>49622333
>dubs followed by trips… are also sequential
What nice numerals you have there anon

[Anonymous No.49622383]

>>49622250

deadass

[Anonymous No.49622465]

It’s a bright ass moon where I’m at tonight which in the past I’m pretty sure brings good fortune

[Anonymous No.49622497]

>>49622465
should be a full moon today

[Anonymous No.49622575]

Lol crypto baggies ignoring the dubs
>>49622096

[Anonymous No.49622714]

>>49622333
New GME DD and RC tweet analysis

[Anonymous No.49622745]

so once this all kicks off wont the general get flooded? whats the back up name incase mutilated genitals and crypto baggies start swarming you know what im saying fr fr?

[Anonymous No.49622760]

>>49622714
looks great anon, noticed the yugioh cards in there and the hydrocephalic african, always a pleasure to see him making an appearance. Going to print it and hang it on my fridge.

[Anonymous No.49622776]

>>49622714
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.49622786]

>>49622745
>backup
Anon, on the off chance we don’t get stickied, there’s always the garbage heap. At least the jannies there earn their pay

[Anonymous No.49622807]

>>49622745
>so once this all kicks off wont the general get flooded?
I hope so. I hope the mods are forced to sticky this thread.

[Anonymous No.49622853]

The Moon looks beautiful tonight
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49622857]

>>49622786
o god anything but that

[Anonymous No.49622939]

>>49622745
Just kick back and watch the tears because they missed out.
Then turn 360 degrees and walk away from this site, never to return

[Anonymous No.49622985]

>>49622807
>/biz/ - Business and Finance
>Gme gets stickied
>Header changes to /GME/ - We tried to tell you
>Entire board is JUSTjacks
I cannot wait to see it

[Anonymous No.49622989]

Comfy gmebobos. Bitcoin just finished fueling with more dump, let the ruggening recommence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.49623013]

>>49622714
So do jews worship the devil or what? Is it just the elite jews that worships the devil?

[Anonymous No.49623052]

>>49621899
AAAAHH I’ve felt unexplainably weird all day and I have a headache atm….

Captcha GSTT0

[Anonymous No.49623070]

>>49622745
If you know what to do you wont need to come here really. Just watch the volume and dont sell before several instances of the float are bought back. That simple.

[Anonymous No.49623086]

>>49622985
So be it.

[Anonymous No.49623097]

>>49622985
it will be biblical

[Anonymous No.49623150]

>>49623070
just wanted to laugh with the bros while it happened

[Anonymous No.49623217]

criketchan

[Anonymous No.49623231]

>>49617922
nigga on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49623421]

>>49620443
Ryan is such a fucking cringelord holy shit. This type of platitudes might impress some 19 year old but they're just empty words, why the fuck is he even talking about politics if le left and le right are le same. Jesus, just shut the fuck up and go back to being cryptic before I get cringed out of my fucking stocks. I now believe Ryan might even be a midwit.

[Anonymous No.49623439]

>>49623421
hye budy r u ok budy

[Anonymous No.49623456]

https://streamable.com/hqe9sy

[Anonymous No.49623470]

>>49623421
>left
>right
>dividing
Do you not understand that he's talking about a split?

[Anonymous No.49623500]

>>49622745
When MOASS starts jannies will pin the general

[Anonymous No.49623585]

>>49623470
why all the teasing and cryptic stenography bullshit - just fucking do it. he knows that anyone paying attention is already expecting it.

[Anonymous No.49623609]

>>49623470
And why would he need to code it? They already announced it and already got the fucking vote.

>hurr durr Ryan's just communicating in code with us

fucking kys

[Anonymous No.49623618]

>>49623585
He probably has to ask Dad before he does anything.

[Anonymous No.49623640]

>>49623609
You are this mad rofl

[Anonymous No.49623685]

>>49623609
Because they have to tell the press before they tell holders, and they need to tell the sec before anyone. The SEC are adversarial and work for and with the short hedgefunds, thus the need for Ryan to obfuscate, remain ambiguous, and avoid any possible personal culpability given that they have him under a microscope.

[Anonymous No.49623717]

>>49623685
He's under direct order from the US President.

[Anonymous No.49623734]

Has anyone tweeted Ryan Cohen and asked him when the split is going to be?

[Anonymous No.49623756]

>>49623640
Tell me why would he need to code shit for us if he isn't even being investigated? Either way he's gonna get fucked by the SEC if he cashes out during moass. The board should go the way of OSTK and go all out against hedgies, cash out their trillions and go live in some Asian country away from America's grasp.

>inb4 I believe in the company
We all know crypto is shit ad nfts are cringe.

[Anonymous No.49623800]

>>49623756
hye budy r u upste budy??

[Anonymous No.49623896]

>>49618546
How long are that guy's arms? Talk about knuckle draggers...
MO'ASS tomorrow when the 6:1 split is announced. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49623923]

>>49619785
oof, big cringe

[Anonymous No.49624062]

>>49618013
Maybe he knows what he's talking about, maybe he's a skitzo. However, I still take him over (((Dlauer))) any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.49624193]

>>49623609
>stop dividing
>stock dividing
>stock splitting
Can it be any more obvious?

[Anonymous No.49624205]

Evergrande is being removed from some indices on 16th.
https://www.solactive.com/suspension-removal-china-evergrande-group-16th-june-2022/

[Anonymous No.49624213]

>>49620443
>>49624193
Wait a minute
>Stop DIVIDING the people

Did he just admit we're not getting a divvy? He's not going to DIVIDE the stock?

[Anonymous No.49624228]

Finally decided to start my DRS transfer out of webull, all except for 1 share (for reasons)
MOASS is tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49624232]

>>49623800
What a funny sport

[Anonymous No.49624284]

making it with Kagetsu

[Anonymous No.49624311]

>>49620166
BTC crashing would trigger an economic collapse so they're doing everything they can to keep it controlled. Remember how last year they were saying LET'S GET BITCOIN TO 100K!! And it followed suit? The price has no actual value, it's an elaborate pump and dump ponzi scheme but it's dumping too fast so the fed needs to help as many billionaires who didn't get the memo cash out before they let it dump on the millionaires and retail tards.

[Anonymous No.49624349]

Are we actually gmi?

[Anonymous No.49624364]

>>49624349
Yep.

[Anonymous No.49624389]

can you feel the vibe shift anon?

[Anonymous No.49624420]

>>49624389
>BTC about to breach 23k

Oh yeah, too bad all of my fucking money is tied up in GME and I couldn't slurp at 20k. Easy 3k lost right there. Fuck this opportunity cost

[Anonymous No.49624437]

>>49624420
lel

[Anonymous No.49624451]

>>49624420
shut the fuck up anon, that wasn't the vibe at all.
If you weren't on GME you'd be losing money on BTC.

[Anonymous No.49624453]

>>49624420
Kek imagine how mad you'll be when you're holding this for 3+ years and it's still sub 200

[Anonymous No.49624470]

>>49624420
you are right anon, you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49624492]

>>49624389
who wants to share post moass meet up plans and hang out? For me, I’ll be spending a week on the Channel Islands, chilling out in my tent, doing some hiking, and in the evening having a mild dose of thc and looking out for the indigenous fox population to make its presence known to the campsite. of course this will all be with a harem of young beautiful woman. I will make love and impregnate one woman per night. Every child shall be named after all 7 of the Channel Islands. Cruz will be the first name regardless of sex

[Anonymous No.49624521]

>>49624492
i will be too busy whacking all my childhood friends jesse james style for being degenerate homosexuals / trannies

[Anonymous No.49624524]

>>49624492
I'm moving to Legoland and never posting again.

[Anonymous No.49624550]

>>49624492
forgot there’s actually 8 islands, so with fate, and statistics, on my side, one lucky woman shall bear twins. they will be Nicolas and Barbara, barbie for short

[Anonymous No.49624559]

>>49624420
Fractal schizo here. It's going to go back up a little and have a small double top and then crab at 20k until the next halving. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.49624594]

>49624559
What if we just ignore you instead and it hits 5k eow and you cry about it kek

[Anonymous No.49624613]

>>49624492
I'm going to dedicate my life to making sure Keith isn't able to come to the US so he has to stay in bongcuck land

[Anonymous No.49624631]

>>49624559
Okay but if you're wrong I'm posting this and then making fun of you everytime you post

[Anonymous No.49624653]

>>49624631
Even if I'm wrong I still own GME

[Anonymous No.49624663]

>>49624559
>Bitcoin will just mimic 2018, trust me bro.
Most retarded TA I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.49624727]

>>49624663
ok retard.

[Anonymous No.49624738]

>>49624492
I just want to get fucking paid and forget about this dying rick and morty store.

[Anonymous No.49624750]

>>49624559
Screencapped

[Anonymous No.49624772]

>>49623734
He just DMed me. Told me to continue working, and then he'll possibly treat us to a banana split

[Anonymous No.49624799]

>>49624738
not much creativity anon. get excited about camping on exotic islands, reading new books, thinking in new ways, meeting different women. for instance at the far point of this sandy peninsula I made love to a cute French woman, public sex was very foreign to me, but then again, she was a foreigner

[Anonymous No.49624840]

>>49624738
not much creativity anon. get excited about camping on exotic islands, reading new books, thinking in new ways, meeting different women. for instance at the far point of this sandy peninsula I made love to a cute French woman, public sex was very foreign to me, but then again, she was a foreigner

[Anonymous No.49624889]

>>49624840
I can start thinking about all that wankery once I get my fucking money. First things first Benchohen, give me my fucking money.

[Anonymous No.49625025]

>>49624205
feeble attempts at preventing contagion

[Anonymous No.49625106]

>>49624727
>inb4 the economy collapse happens and it goes down to 10,000$

[Anonymous No.49625144]

>>49624492
Gonna troll Australians for a bit then just leave and hopefully renounce my citizenship.

[Anonymous No.49625211]

>>49621453
I don't get it. In 10 years the sex robots will have taken over, making fleshlight obsolete and out of business. How will they pay? Also, who in their right mind would lend to this company on such a log term?

[Anonymous No.49625282]

>>49625211
kek. reason number 741 I can’t stay away from this smelly shithole

[Anonymous No.49625295]

Alright boys, it’s bed time. I’m going to sleep like a baby knowing crypto baggies are suffering and my SPY puts are going to print some more

I love you all

[Anonymous No.49625366]

>>49619820
I have 1 small can of pineapple. Is that enough food for the crash?

[Anonymous No.49625387]

>>49625144
You seem how the power might go out in QLD tonight because of the energy crisis? Perfect time for MOASS to start. Kek @ any anons who are in QLD

[Anonymous No.49625427]

>>49625387
If the power goes out...will my bidet stop working?

[Anonymous No.49625437]

>>49625387
Bro I dunno what it is with this shithole and godawful backwards infrastructure. When I lived in Japan I used natural gas for water heating and cooking from Australia, and it was cheaper there as an import than it is here.

[Anonymous No.49625441]

>>49625427
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.49625448]

[Anonymous No.49625475]

>>49625437
Cause of the whole “sHe’Ll bE rIgHt MaTe” attitude. Nevermind our despicable quality housing… absolutely terrible builds with no insulation.

[Anonymous No.49625517]

>>49625475
I can’t wait to build a house after MOASS with the best insulation, triple glazed windows, geothermal heating/cooling and the best solar power system I can get.

[Anonymous No.49625682]

[Anonymous No.49625764]

Based Cohen.
He made redditors SNEED.
He’s right though as well.
Fuck culture wars and identity politics. If you have my back, I have your back. May the Gamers of the world rise up and seize the capital of Kenny and his friends.
>verification not required

[Dave No.49625799]

>>49625448
>>49625682
Don't worry guys, this is easily debunked by the fact that my company is not affiliated with my other company. As you can see from two posts, there is a shill campaign against me and that explains my connections to the people doing the crimes you are investigating. Remember that only shills notice things and look into things.

[Anonymous No.49625825]

>>49622745
Imagine doing anything but staring at the ticker and screaming while MOASS plays out. Being on this compromised shitheap of a site while I'm becoming a gazillionaire is the last thing I'm going to be doing.

[Anonymous No.49625910]

>>49625475
>“sHe’Ll bE rIgHt MaTe” attitude
It's because we've never had to actually suffer or use our brains for anything man, even now you have cunts dropping out of highschool and building these shit houses for Chinese speculative investors and making more than doctors. But with everything, it isn't remotely sustainable, and when the bubble bursts, best case scenario we develop industries from scratch using the coming massive unemployment because we put all our eggs in the real estate and digging up rocks basket.

[Anonymous No.49625949]

>>49625825
I can imagine doing two things at the same time lol

[Anonymous No.49626064]

Lauer is a liar

Expect to be on the chopping block soon

[Anonymous No.49626096]

bros is today the day?

[Anonymous No.49626097]

>>49625910
Hopefully labor will take the FDR pill and do mass infrastructure projects during the upcoming unemployment crisis.
A high speed rail system down the east coast would be good as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49626169]

>>49626096
Yeah. Source? These dubs.

[Anonymous No.49626179]

Holy shit the futures are so green!!!
Crypto... recovering
Gamestoo baggies..... red :(((

[Anonymous No.49626183]

[Anonymous No.49626188]

>>49626183
JANNIES

[Anonymous No.49626209]

>>49626097
High speed rail networks wouldn't actually alleviate the issues associated with another great depression (beyond temporary employment during the construction of, and marginal afterwards) Best solution is infrastructure that facilitates cheaper utilities and services. Power plants and decent internet.

[Anonymous No.49626229]

>>49626096
>>49626169
>96
>69
Good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.49626348]

>>49626188
Checked

[Anonymous No.49626638]

I just watched The Departed. That ending was fucked up

[Anonymous No.49626659]

>they're spamming porn indiscriminately on /biz/ again
It's already far too late for that.

[Anonymous No.49626857]

Uhhh bros why are we red in the PM

[Anonymous No.49626893]

Where's the divvy, Chohen? Where the fuck is the divvy, shithead?

[Anonymous No.49626910]

>>49626857
Don't think there's even been a trade today, not on Yahoo anyway.

[Anonymous No.49626920]

>>49626638
is it 2006 again? ill tell you right now, BUY/MINT BITCOIN WHEN IT COMES OUT, SELL AT 60k

[Anonymous No.49626934]

Kek at Redbox.

[Anonymous No.49626977]

>>49625448
>literal cucks
Are we really AGMI?

[Anonymous No.49627107]

Minor premarket ooooo

[Anonymous No.49627145]

>>49621037
https://youtu.be/ZpIwmI7-Wk0
This is at least a decade old. I saw it in high school

[Anonymous No.49627438]

>>49627145
Based

[Anonymous No.49627482]

Looks like MOASS is back on the menu boys!

[Anonymous No.49627622]

wagmi

[Anonymous No.49627671]

>>49627622
Checked MOASS soon

[Anonymous No.49627755]

Jesus christ DD slaves post SOMETHING, the crash is happening as we fuckin speak, I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DAVE LAUER MAKING MINISCULE IMPROVEMENTS TO A BURNING MARKET JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIST

[Anonymous No.49627842]

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

[Anonymous No.49627903]

>>49621899
>>49623052
Fuck I've had one for the past few hours too. I'm scared. What's gonna happen? Is the cornucopia coming back?

[Anonymous No.49627959]

Kek baggots
Not only did you double spys losses yesterday. But you're gonna see another -10% today

[Anonymous No.49627984]

>>49626179
>>49627959
thanks just sold

[Anonymous No.49628029]

>>49627959
>He thinks holders are not completely desensitised at this point
Do cryptobaggots really?

[Anonymous No.49628129]

>>49625448
is dave dead yet lol

[Anonymous No.49628164]

>>49627755
Checked
We don’t need more DD
All the DD we have is playing out IRL now. Sit back and enjoy the show anon

[Anonymous No.49628179]

>>49628129
No he posted a post on the Reddit trying to deboonk the allegations kek

[Anonymous No.49628241]

>>49628171
>>49628171
>>49628171
Threaded, frens!