Say hello to my trad wife

[Anonymous No.49605956]

>only paid 1k
>$50/mo maintenance and sex toys
>can't cook or clean but she will let me do anything to her
>wont complain about anal or want to travel everywhere

why do people spend thousands a month for a bumble date on some roastie when you can have this?

[Anonymous No.49605979]

>>49605956
I want children.

[Anonymous No.49606013]

>>49605956
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.49606027]

>metal holes on feet
No thanks. I want to fuck soft soles.

[Anonymous No.49606048]

Cause that thing cant sit on your face and jerk you off while you inhale ass fumes.

[Anonymous No.49606053]

>>49605956
bro why

[Anonymous No.49606062]

>>49605956
Uh cause that thing can't jerk me off while licking my ass??

[Anonymous No.49606069]

>>49605956
ew, it's feet has metal studs just like roasties on their face.
>>49606013
this, show benis

[Anonymous No.49606104]

>>49605956
looks like a corpse

[Anonymous No.49606144]

>>49606048
Says you retard. Just pose it sitting then plant the butt right on your face.

[Anonymous No.49606149]

>>49606069
>Cause that thing cant sit on your face and jerk you off while you inhale ass fumes.
the metal studs are optional, you can order them without them if you're a feet guy

[Anonymous No.49606215]

>>49605956
>0 results found in a reverse image search
did you really just drop $1,000 on a fucking child like sex doll?
nigga

[Anonymous No.49606300]

>wife makes more than me
>likes it rough
>really rough "I don't want a safe word because then I know I can stop it"
You're a cuck to plastic

[Anonymous No.49606311]

>>49606215
you think $1k is a lot but I have blown 2k/mo on my last gf just on travel and eating out, just to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.49606327]

>>49605956
It's not self cleaning.

[Anonymous No.49606618]

>>49606215
>IT'S LE FLAT AND LE SHORT THAT MEANS YOU'RE A PEDO HOW COULD YOU WE NEED TO BAN THESE IMMEDIATELY TO BTFO LE HECKIN PEDOS EPIC STYLE
kys

[Anonymous No.49606664]

>>49606311
SHOW ITS PUSSY

[Anonymous No.49606670]

>>49606311
>blown 2k/mo on my last gf just on travel and eating out
nigger what the fuck were doing

[Anonymous No.49606688]

>>49605956
Stop. Get help.

[Anonymous No.49606707]

>>49606618
yeah bro shes just a 5,000 old dragon

[Anonymous No.49606715]

>>49605956
I want to launch that thing from a trebuchet and see how far it goes.

[Anonymous No.49606889]

>smaller, easier to store and hide, easier to carry and pose, still proportionate so not that uncanny valley.

the only thing wrong with it is that if anyone ever spots it then you're definitely getting a visit from some agency. mechanics are good, but socially impractical.

[Anonymous No.49606994]

Your little toy barbie cant even fart stinky braps.. What a useless device

[Anonymous No.49607021]

>>49606707
There are 18 year olds that look like that irl. Good thing she's 18 and not 17 years 11 months 30 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds old tho. Gotta really wait that 1 second for it to make sense.

[Anonymous No.49607377]

>>49605956
can she give birth
wwaiting for OP's 2000 word response

[Anonymous No.49607457]

>>49606311
why did you get a greta doll
what is wrong with you dude
sex dolls are beyond redemption
it's like 1000x worse than an e-girl and her dildos

[Anonymous No.49607612]

>>49607021
cringe

[Anonymous No.49607617]

>>49606311
You spent all that money on her and you didn't even get one with gigantic knockers.

[Anonymous No.49607657]

>>49605979
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.49608002]

>>49606311
>absolute beta simp capitulates and buys sex doll
checks out

[Anonymous No.49608034]

>>49605956
What the FUCK are those feet why

[Anonymous No.49608129]

bro...

[Anonymous No.49608205]

>>49608034
They're called standing feet, it's so that the doll can stand on it's own and the feet are strong enough to structurally support all the weight.

[Anonymous No.49608254]

>>49605956
women are literally high functioning sex toys retard, you just have to find one that loves getting smacked

[Anonymous No.49608271]

>>49606311
Getting a visit by a fucking crazy 19 year old who will pay me €1000 to blackmail her by recording vids of her being an absolute degenerate slut. Up your game.

[Anonymous No.49608313]

If you only knew how pathetic you are...

[Anonymous No.49608360]

>>49605956
4chan incels are completely undateable

[Anonymous No.49608365]

Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.49608377]

>>49605956
sadly anon human life is all about interaction with other humans. whoever doesn't acknowledge this spends their whole life in denial and eventually leaves this planet missing out on a ton of value out of their existence here.

[Anonymous No.49608406]

>>49607657
KEK

[Anonymous No.49608457]

>>49608360
fuck off normalfag

you women are getting replaced by fuckbots and artificial wombs, deal with it

Either go back to being the slaves of men, fulfilling their desires, or become extinct and irrelevant

[Anonymous No.49608474]

>>49608360
Exactly, you are completely undateable anon

[Anonymous No.49608497]

>>49605956
She looks happy desu

[Anonymous No.49608498]

>>49608474
that's a roastie, not a celibate anon

[Anonymous No.49608597]

>>49605956
I don't see this as being bad anon. However, if you ever get a real girlfriend and she sees that, it will be over.

[Anonymous No.49608635]

>>49606149
>order fake feet
>the second toe is longer than the big toe
Why??

[Anonymous No.49608642]

>>49606311
Her face is pretty mediocre for a doll.

[Anonymous No.49608644]

>>49605956
What does this have to do with business or finance?

[Anonymous No.49608655]

>>49608457
>you women are getting replaced by fuckbots and artificial wombs
No, that's pure incel cope. Nature is more powerful than any human and She simply will not tolerate the nonsense you describe. You will adhere to the Social Order, or die alone playing with dolls like a little girl, lol.
>Either go back to being the slaves of men, fulfilling their desires
It's fun to submit to Men and fulfill their desires. But it has to be an actual Man, not a little boy like you...

[Anonymous No.49608659]

>>49608498
Women dont exist on the 4chan, and if they do, they are fucking trannies

[Anonymous No.49608684]

>>49606300
>wife
>works
>sex dude
Those digits speak of your character

[Anonymous No.49608685]

Cool. My trad wife hands knit me a drawstring bag themed after apu pepe and is carrying my second child. We're equals.

[Anonymous No.49608700]

>>49608002
>female hands nervously posted this

[Anonymous No.49608723]

Not gettting a sexbot until they develop one that can wash the dishes

[Anonymous No.49608733]

>>49607612
Cringe

[Anonymous No.49608750]

>>49608685
>trad wife
>we are equals
lmfao

[Anonymous No.49608753]

>>49607377
Can most post wall career roasties?
waiting for seething

[Anonymous No.49608772]

>>49608254
>high functioning
name one thing about females that’s high functioning a robot won’t do in a decade

[Anonymous No.49608771]

>>49607617
you mean like this?

[Anonymous No.49608799]

>>49608655
its not incel cope. sex bots wont turn women into slaves but they absolutely will btfo "mother natures order" as men have done for thousands of years

t. happily married

[Anonymous No.49608805]

>>49608753
Good riposte. I approve

[Anonymous No.49608809]

>>49608313
>seething roastie #2
>>49608360
>females reject you because they’re animals hoping for a buffed famous criminal
>nooooooo I’m finally ready to settle you were my retirement insurance how dare you!!!
kek

[Anonymous No.49608840]

>>49608723
I'm buying a Tesla catgirl sexbot and my wife can't stop me

[Anonymous No.49608860]

>>49608750
I was referring to OP and I being equals, but alright.

[Anonymous No.49608871]

>>49608655
>nature is more powerful
Great, then kindly fuck off from the men built civilization and search for your billionaire hulk psycho ideal instead of crying like a pathetic whore who realizes no one wants her

[Anonymous No.49608875]

>>49605956
You are a deranged, perverted coomer freak.
This is just one step away from necrophilia, if you get off to this you should off yourself.

[Anonymous No.49608881]

I fucking hate women

[Anonymous No.49608936]

>>49608875
No different than fucking a female that’s with you only to get her government secured welfare, minus moods, fat, and nagging

[Anonymous No.49608965]

Many pioneers and visionaries were hated in there time

[Anonymous No.49608970]

>>49605979
Retarded normie mentally, you will never me anything but slave labor

[Anonymous No.49609017]

>>49606311
Please show us her pussy OP.

[Anonymous No.49609212]

>there is a woman in this thread upset that she is not built like a 12 year old

[Anonymous No.49609219]

>>49608936
Yeah except that one is alive, freak.

[Anonymous No.49609263]

>>49605979
You shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.49609266]

>>49608875
ok
>>49608597
a real gf will accept my sexual fantasies, simple as that

[Anonymous No.49609312]

>>49608875
I guess dildos are nothing but dismembered penises.

[Anonymous No.49609377]

>>49605979
I'm not part of the ruling elite class, I don't want to have children who will only end up as debt slaves regardless of how well I or they do.

[Anonymous No.49609380]

how mentally ill do you have to be to worship plastic feet?

[Anonymous No.49609455]

>>49608635

morton's toe revs the fryers for some

[Anonymous No.49609702]

OP I need to see it's pussy already or I'm done.

[Anonymous No.49609825]

>>49607657

[Anonymous No.49609895]

Your doll is very cute. Do you have a lot of outfits for her? Do you share a bed? How do you imagine her personality?
Dolls are really the best.

[Anonymous No.49609955]

>>49606048
Wait, straight people do this too?

[Anonymous No.49609966]

>>49608360
This explains why you’re maidenless kek

[Anonymous No.49609993]

>>49609955
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.49610451]

>>49607657
lol

[Anonymous No.49610481]

>>49609017
ok sir

[Anonymous No.49610652]

>>49605979
>>49607657
based

[Anonymous No.49610710]

>>49605979
There's seven billion people on this planet, your genetics are probably so common there's other people like you, you're genetic line will last, max, 100 to 150 years before your great grand kids look nothing like you.
Stop making more humans.

[Anonymous No.49610731]

>>49606104
Even better.

[Anonymous No.49610738]

>>49610481
what the fuck is that
disgusting

[Anonymous No.49610776]

>>49610710
jewish hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.49610778]

>>49608271
>Things that never happened.

[Anonymous No.49610781]

>>49610481

[Anonymous No.49610808]

>>49610481
>paid 1k for this
30$ onahole from amazon looks better.

[Anonymous No.49610821]

>>49605956
honestly based. I plan on gettin one too but I am NOT getting one with a pussy like >>49610481
it looks like nikocado's coinslot..

[Anonymous No.49610826]

>>49608377
>Other humans are valuable.
Notch count at 50, I've had dozens of friends, no, none of them were that special and most of them hung around for the free weed.
No, most humans, like 98 percent of the human population is not important.

[Anonymous No.49610852]

>>49610776
Slave hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.49610860]

>>49608655
>Incel cope.
Nah, I talked to alot of chads who play football, they Unironically say a sex doll is cheaper than sluts and whores and with less STDs, un wanted babies.
You're coping.

[Anonymous No.49610889]

Based anon, he liberated himself from giving money to anyone else for sex.
Within 10 years these are going to be the norm if governments don't ban them and let's face it, they almost definitely will as feminists and simps REEEE about the subject.

[Anonymous No.49610892]

>>49608655
>You will adhere to the Social Order,
Men don't have to do that though.
What? You can't fuck girls and sex dolls? You sound like a little bitch, probably a beta male.

[Anonymous No.49610913]

>>49608377
Honestly what a shitty cope, people are nothing but trouble

[Anonymous No.49610932]

>>49608655
>It's fun to submit to Men and fulfill their desires. But it has to be an actual Man, not a little boy like you...
How flapply are your vagina lips? I'm actually surprised a old hag posts here.
Why aren't you with your children and husband? Why are you on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.49610943]

>>49610889
You can already go to jail in the UK if you get one that is too short (but the police refuse to tell them how short is illegal)

[Anonymous No.49610954]

>>49610481
What is that?

[Anonymous No.49610965]

>>49610481
Are you black?

[Anonymous No.49610986]

>>49607657
imagine having to explain that shit to the person who finds it lol

[Anonymous No.49610994]

>>49605956
is there a more real looking doll?

i would rather pay 2,000 dollars for something that has a better looking pussy and maybe that you cant see the studs?

[Anonymous No.49611031]

>>49610986
>to the person who finds
They will probably find it when i'm dead so I don't care that much

[Anonymous No.49611036]

>>/r9k/
you pathetic excuse for human flesh. you should be gassed.

[Anonymous No.49611041]

>>49608360
wrong, there are women who fuck dogs and blacks, I am a hard 3/10 and have had women throw themselves at me. maybe you're just stupid or give off a rapey vibe?

[Anonymous No.49611046]

>>49610481
>jeet hands
>plastic vagoo and anuses so destroyed it now form a single hole
my sides

[Anonymous No.49611060]

>>49608655
the seething proves this post true

[Anonymous No.49611091]

>>49610481
you killed her, anon. you fucked her to smithereens.

[Anonymous No.49611095]

Can you put a diaper on her

[Anonymous No.49611097]

>>49605956
>>49606311
Very cool but it looks straight out from 2013.
There are better products these days for your money.
https://www.realdollshub.com/h-product-detail.html?goods_id=15056256

[Anonymous No.49611109]

>>49608655
You a full on one with a smelly pussy if you posting on here. God normal women are bad enough imagine getting a girl who whores herself out on /biz/ and /soc/ my god what a fucking nightmare I’d prefer a hooker cause atleast I can pay her to leave and her pussy will be washed you’d be the kind of bitch who’d come to stay the night and not want to fucking leave cause you don’t want to go back to your parents house or an apartment that smells like fucking cat piss

I can smell you through the screen cheap Victoria secret perfume to cover up your b.o. Your face all squinted cause you know I’m dead ass right wearing your problem glasses. The smell of fermented cat piss permeating the room as you type on an iPhone your father paid for. The only books you have around are old shonen jumps and romance novels you read in your teens. You love smernoff cheap beers and franzia wine. You have very few female friends if any and talk to dudes on discord all day don’t know how to cook never clean you act like taking a picture of yourself is work your writing is shit so is your “art”. You fucking pig of a woman you are on par with transsexuals in terms of jaw size and pussy cleanliness and just like all of those things you should have taken the razor blade alittle farther when you had your last episode.

[Anonymous No.49611126]

>>49608875
I've been married for 4 years and I can tell you with 100% certainty that there is no difference between that sex doll and a trad waifu, other than the fact that the waifu has better graphics and AI

[Anonymous No.49611209]

Does anyone have the screencap of the guy who bought of these. It shows up on his doorstep in a brown box, and he is full of INSTANT regret. And he literally spends the next month dismembering the thing and throwing is away piece by piece as he were hiding a body.

[Anonymous No.49611289]

>>49611209
Nah but I remember this lad

[Anonymous No.49611346]

>>49611289

[Anonymous No.49611358]

>>49611209
>>49611289
wow, pure despair and depression wtf

[Anonymous No.49611373]

>>49611097
>tifa doll
hnngggg
The face and coloring is great, but they could have made her a bit more curvy. Especially the boobers, they are clearly waay larger than that in FF7's remake.

[Anonymous No.49611400]

>>49611289
What a chad. Self mastery and no weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.49611409]

>>49611346
I'm more interested in the small dolls on the middle shelf, where can I get those?

[Anonymous No.49611460]

>>49611358
>>49611400
>>49611409
Puro /biz/ kino

[Anonymous No.49611463]

>>49608684
>doesn't cook
>doesn't clean
>doesn't drink your piss or tongue your ass
>doesn't support you
You are a cuck, a cuck for plastic. You are pathetic, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49611473]

>>49611289
>>49611346
the only issue with sexdolls is that the pussy always wears out, they need to make them with replaceable pussies (like changing out a drill bit)

[Anonymous No.49611506]

>>49611463
Anon modern women doesn't do that either

[Anonymous No.49611551]

>>49611463
>doesn't cook
men can cook better than women
>doesn't clean
men can clean better than women
>doesn't drink your piss or tongue your ass
If you are into that shit you are just as bad as people who like sex dolls
>doesn't support you
LOL, women don't do shit unless you make them

[Anonymous No.49611552]

>>49611506
Don't*
Fuck i'm going full pajeet

[Anonymous No.49611564]

>>49611506
how long have you been celibate? please don't say your entire life

[Anonymous No.49611604]

>>49611346
imagine bringing a girl back home and showing her your statutory rape dungeon full of sex dolls.

[Anonymous No.49611610]

>>49607657
Kek. Well played

[Anonymous No.49611638]

>>49611564
Anon I'm divorced, please kys

[Anonymous No.49611641]

>>49611473
Can't you simply fit a fleshlight in the doll's pussy once you drilled it large enough?

[Anonymous No.49611672]

>>49610710
Nah, I'm a hapa with austronesian and German blood, so my kids would almost certainly be one of a kind.

[Anonymous No.49611687]

>>49610481
ahaha ok now im glad i clicked on this thread hahaha

[Anonymous No.49611772]

>>49611638
KEK your woman didn't want to be around you anymore

[Anonymous No.49611785]

>>49611091
>>49611046
I don't go that rough like the pajeet but that was funny

>>49609895
>>Do you have a lot of outfits for her? Do you share a bed?
yes I do here's one in a different outfit. sharing the master bed with me
>How do you imagine her personality?
she's a fun and loving friend doll. i live in a 1.45 acre farmhouse surrounded by lots of trees I play on the swing set and I swing with her, and we play on the slide. and i dress her everyday. no one sees us

[Anonymous No.49611821]

>>49607021

I live with one that doesn't look a day over 13

[Anonymous No.49611863]

>>49611772
>marry woman
>turns into shit
>starts saying our cripto
>starts nagging all day for bullshit reasons
>cooks like shit
>gets a tattoo
>doesn't want children
Big wow mr, I sure want to be with her my whole life
Kys roastie, go back to watching your whore tiktoks

[Anonymous No.49611896]

>>49610994
Yes, theres quite a few now, they have gotten more and more popular, some even do have standing feet without studs, just do your research.

[Anonymous No.49611948]

>>49610481
Still better-looking than a troon's neovagina

[Anonymous No.49611955]

>>49611109
she's already dead anon, calm down

[Anonymous No.49611963]

>>49611289
wholesome

[Anonymous No.49611981]

>>49610481

[Anonymous No.49611994]

>>49605956
>he doesn't have a real trad wife like me who is a stay at home mom with their children and cooks all day long.
NGMI.

[Anonymous No.49612036]

>>49611785
i wish the best for you and your doll

[Anonymous No.49612038]

>>49611097
this looks like ella freya

[Anonymous No.49612059]

>>49611289
do you think this guy killed himself yet?

[Anonymous No.49612086]

>>49612059
Nah

[Anonymous No.49612104]

>>49607657

Source please. I was thinking of getting a catdoll too

[Anonymous No.49612215]

>>49612059
i don't think himself, he's probably having some fun dressing the dolls and eating pizza

[Anonymous No.49612248]

>>49612038
why don't they give these dolls stretchable ear holes so you can fuck their brains out

[Anonymous No.49612264]

>>49611672
Yes most definitely don't reproduce with those faggy genes

[Anonymous No.49612276]

>>49612059
yeah he cant die, he has children to take care

[Anonymous No.49612281]

>>49610481
bro you ordered a counterfeit from a shitty manufacturer

[Anonymous No.49612350]

>>49612038
>>49611373
>>49611097
You guys know the photos are always way better than the irl doll you get right?

[Anonymous No.49612352]

>>49612281
that's not my doll dude it was a joke. I'm white and all my dolls are white

[Anonymous No.49612371]

why don't you guys just pay for hookers i'd get depressed looking at the doll when i don't want to fuck it

[Anonymous No.49612433]

>>49612371
these guys are clearly so far gone they can no longer function in society

[Anonymous No.49612456]

>>49611506
kek bet you fell for the "date holes your own age" meme. the trick is to make it, then find a nice 18yr old that you can mold to your liking
>>49611551
>not making your wife consume all of your secretion as an act of submission
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.49612461]

>>49612371
1 doll = 2.5 trips to a hooker or less. An you feel just a bad when she boots you out .

[Anonymous No.49612493]

>>49612352
based WGMI

[Anonymous No.49612550]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.49612557]

>>49612371
low t

[Anonymous No.49612597]

>>49612456
>kissing a wife that drinks piss and licks assholes
KEK, sex dolls are unironically better, are zoomers all gay or something?

[Anonymous No.49612601]

>>49612352
Sexy doll.

[Anonymous No.49612603]

>>49612371
Whore holes are dirty with nigger std diseases and nigger cum. Doll holes are clean, and they will keep clean as soon as you have good hygienic practices.

[Anonymous No.49612624]

>>49610481
that's a man.

[Anonymous No.49612677]

>>49612603
virgin wives are good but only if they are shy/autistic, any "normal" woman is borderline hooker tier

[Anonymous No.49612700]

>>49612550
>female doctor
opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.49612752]

>>49612700
that doctor drawing looks like a drag queen

[Anonymous No.49612764]

>>49612677
>virgin wives are good but only if they are shy/autistic
and good luck finding one who isn't just larping as one, and trying to bait you. Specially if you have good finances.

[Anonymous No.49612809]

>>49611473
>>49611641
This already exists, its called "insert", also clearly OP is a retard and destroyed his.
>>49611373
Or just buy the head and look for a different body that you like, unless it is a "seamless neck" that you can't detach it.
>>49612248
Suggest it to a manufacturer, nipple fuckable toys and dolls weren't a thing until now kek
>>49612461
THIS. Biggest reason men buy sex dolls are because they got tired of shitty women demanding so much and giving a shitty tradeoff.

[Anonymous No.49612822]

>>49612752
No wonders. Trannies and drags get these sort of works to keep spreading their diseases to others.

[Anonymous No.49612845]

>>49612352

BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[Anonymous No.49612871]

>>49612352
Good one there.

[Anonymous No.49612909]

>>49612597
>n-nooooo! only the finest ambrosia must touch m'lady's lips!
You are a faggot

[Anonymous No.49612955]

>>49612845
What's the matter? His is an actual doll, and nothing more. Your glownigger gaylord ones are the warm blooded type, if you get what i mean...

[Anonymous No.49612956]

I dont care about women

[Anonymous No.49612973]

>>49612371
You don’t have cupboards there?
>>49612433
>having to fuck hookers in a last stage gynocentric cancer of a society means you’re dysfunctional
Yes

[Anonymous No.49612985]

I personally wanna get one of these, too bad I don't live alone and likely never will (thanks jews).
https://www.passiondolls.com/product/danika-busty-doll-a

[Anonymous No.49613002]

>>49612909
If you like to lick the STDs and nigger cum of a hag whore, that's your problem anon.

[Anonymous No.49613040]

>>49610481
>you fucked your dolls hole so hard you created a new hole

i can’t stop laughing

[Anonymous No.49613079]

>>49612985
why would you need to live alone to get one? there's nothing to be ashamed of, right? it's totally normal :)

[Anonymous No.49613089]

>>49612350
how you know? are you a doll expert buddy?

[Anonymous No.49613106]

>>49612352

Where can I get one of those. My daughter would love it

[Anonymous No.49613111]

watch out for fake ads and fake websites that take your money and give you nothing, no doll. suspiciously low prices are suspect. at times you may want to check with the manufacturer whether the website you're planning on buying from is an authorized reseller. the doll forum has a list of legit vendors. the cheapest legit sex doll i've found of adult human height is the kimber doll at kimberdoll.com at $600 and about a hundred shipping. next cheapest dolls cost around $1000

reviews suggest it fucks well and is good value for money in quality. breasts are a bit firm because they're not hollow or gel filled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8x_xfo5eTE

[Anonymous No.49613120]

>>49612845
Kys normie faglord

[Anonymous No.49613137]

so that's what these anime posting faggots do between shitposts

[Anonymous No.49613173]

>>49605956
how is the maintenance really?

[Anonymous No.49613181]

>>49605956
I’ve seen you on /g/ before I think, you need help anon

[Anonymous No.49613212]

>>49613002
>fucks plastic
>obsessed with nigger dick
>is a faggot
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.49613220]

>>49612764
virgins are easy as fuck to find(embarrassed by sex talk) and if you need rock solid proof they bleed when fucked, as far as her being batshit down the line, that's just the risk of dealing with women (that's why you make sure her family history is good and she is not a psychopath)

>>49612909
>I'm a faggot for not wanting to kiss a piss/shit drinker
the absolute state of zoomers

[Anonymous No.49613228]

>>49611097
>doesnt ship to my country
i suffer

[Anonymous No.49613248]

>>49613137
Yes. And I'd do it again.
Good Day.

[Anonymous No.49613279]

>>49605956
Why does it have dirty feet...

[Anonymous No.49613294]

>>49613212
I curious about your mind set, why is fucking a plastic woman out of line but fucking a gross whore ok to you? Seems a bit hypocritical

[Anonymous No.49613307]

>>49613279
she's walking around barefeet all day duh

[Anonymous No.49613392]

>>49613220
It's my piss/shit, so it's clean to me, in2bio faggot
>he literally doesn't have a wife who cooks and cleans and makes 6figs and drinks his piss and tongues his ass
literally unironically ngmi

[Anonymous No.49613412]

>>49607657
KeK

[Anonymous No.49613448]

>>49613111

[Anonymous No.49613469]

>>49610481
Why are you black

[Anonymous No.49613522]

>>49613448
man nothing chafes a cunt more than Men getting off or being happy without them eh?

[Anonymous No.49613535]

>>49613412
Ironic in that the exact reverse of this image is happening as we speak.

[Anonymous No.49613554]

>>49610481
Dang bro, looks like you really tore that pussy up!

[Anonymous No.49613604]

>>49610481
>poo hand
>that hole

Jesus christ /Biz/jeet

[Anonymous No.49613605]

>>49613554
kek

[Anonymous No.49613638]

>>49605956
Very nice, OP. I have the same model :) Just got her last week.

[Anonymous No.49613640]

>>49611785
Real talk are these illegal or are they 100% fine with the only caveat being the potential for social suicide?

[Anonymous No.49613691]

thats a nope for me. this shit is absolutely creepy how do other dudes fuck these things is beyond me, its like fucking a corpse

[Anonymous No.49613700]

Only on /biz/ would this kind of thread stay up for this long

[Anonymous No.49613713]

>>49613700
>t. have never visited /g/ or /v/

[Anonymous No.49613746]

>>49613638
Why do her eyes look like from the JUST meme?

[Anonymous No.49613754]

>>49613713
Fair point, I forgot the one and only time I ever went on /v/ was the time I first saw cp being posted. Hence why I don't go there anymore lol

[Anonymous No.49613810]

>>49613638
Nice. Nicole is one of the hottest dolls :)

[Anonymous No.49613815]

>>49613638
can post a pic with this pose?

[Anonymous No.49613921]

>>49613448

[Anonymous No.49613923]

>>49613810
For sure.
>>49613815
Those look great, maybe I should.

[Anonymous No.49613997]

Sex dolls are gross, weird, and creepy. I'd literally rather fuck a dog than a sex doll. At least the dog would be warm and real and would have a real pussy. Not that I'd fuck a dog either, but Jesus, dollfags are pathetic. I have more respect for dog fuckers.

[Anonymous No.49614033]

>thread still up

[Anonymous No.49614039]

>>49613997
who are you virtue signaling to? this is 4chan lol

[Anonymous No.49614061]

>>49613392
>It's my piss/shit, so it's clean to me
everything about your post is fine except this, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree of piss and shit being gross

[Anonymous No.49614064]

>>49614033
this lol, it's not real but still LOOKS like it'll win you some jail time

[Anonymous No.49614069]

>>49613923

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.49614095]

>>49611463
Women are Worthless, men are far better, that's why you should get a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.49614097]

>>49614039
>Not wanting to fuck a doll = virtue signaling
You're too far gone. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.49614103]

>>49613923
why'd they give her pink eye? lol

[Anonymous No.49614115]

>>49613997

[Anonymous No.49614117]

>>49613997
Just admit youre a white woman JUST KNOWS.

[Anonymous No.49614120]

I'll have to sanitize my SSD again. HDDs were better

[Anonymous No.49614153]

>>49605956

Based dollfucker. I got one last week, and have her dressed like Raven. She's a good lay and cuddle. I gotta find another one with a big ass that looks like Helen Parr from The Incredibles next.

[Anonymous No.49614169]

>>49613997
You already jerk dogs off in your basement you fucking furfag, please get a loaded handgun and off yourself.

[Anonymous No.49614170]

>>49614097
plenty of people also don't want to fuck a doll but didn't feel the need to virtue signal that. you're not on reddit anymore buddy you can relax, there's no need to fight for those goodboy upvotes anymore.

[Anonymous No.49614192]

>>49613700
This week we had a photo of hope solo’s raw beef flaps stay up on /sp/ for almost two days straight before archiving.

[Anonymous No.49614217]

>>49614033

It's cause jannys are dollfuckers too, and can relate to OP.

[Anonymous No.49614255]

>>49611785
Dude, one day someone's gonna see you and thats gonna be the talk of the town no doubt.

[Anonymous No.49614264]

>>49614033
>discussing the financial advantages of sex dolls over a real woman
100% /biz/related seethe and tranny

[Anonymous No.49614267]

>>49613640
>Real talk are these illegal
few red states are but mostly fine

[Anonymous No.49614296]

>>49605956
I can fix you.

[Anonymous No.49614340]

how the fuck do you even buy a child sex doll
like who the fuck has the shamelessness to go into a child sex doll store and look the clerk in the eye as you peruse pussies for your 10 year old child doll. maybe it's just of those things they give released pedophiles so they don't fuck real kids

[Anonymous No.49614363]

>>49614340
All of that stuff is ordered online and comes in a nice unmarked box boomer anon

[Anonymous No.49614477]

>>49614255

>talk of the town

LMAO what era do you think this is? Modern phone starers don't talk about shit. They make a post on reddit or twitter for updoots, then the story is replaced a day later by something else.

Anything else is boomers that don't matter, and will soon be in their graves.

[Anonymous No.49614491]

>>49614363
Well. I guess we've discovered a real non-illegal use-case for monero.

[Anonymous No.49614512]

>>49614340
>how the fuck do you even buy a child sex doll
from chinks ofc.
lurk the /b/ doll threads for links. From what i've seen, you can either import directly from china and deal with customs yourself or when ordering or some makers have warehouses in the USA that avoid customs. The latter is the preferred option if you live in a no fun state.

[Anonymous No.49614650]

>>49605956
>>49606149
>>49606311
>>49610481
>>49611785
>>49612215
>>49612352
>>49613810
After you inevitably neck yourself, your family will find these in your apartment. Every good memory they have of you will be forever tainted. Your extended family will treat your parents/siblings awkwardly at every future gathering. Your parents will resent your existence. Your life will amount to nothing more than a memory to be repressed. Please find Jesus before it is too late

[Anonymous No.49614746]

>>49613089
Yes I used to own 2 different ones. The first one I bought and fucked a couple times then threw it away cause I was disgusted by it. Second one I craved it again and did the same thing. I'm looking at buying another one now tho since I made it and have my own place. Don't have to worry about hiding it from mom.

[Anonymous No.49614822]

>>49613997
>I'd literally rather fuck a dog
good bait anon

[Anonymous No.49614865]

>>49605956
>>49607657
>>49611785
>>49612215
>>49612352
>>49613638
>>49613810
>>49613923

YOU PSYCHOPATHS NEED SOME FUCKING HELP.

[Anonymous No.49614890]

>>49614746
Bet you always bought cheap shit, mine looks just as good as the photos when i bought it
Also i bet you dont even take the time to care for them properly.

[Anonymous No.49614906]

>>49605979
So does OP, so he bought a rubber one.

[Anonymous No.49614919]

>>49614890
True and true. I was 16 at the time. I'm 21 now.

[Anonymous No.49614945]

>>49614865
is it the child likeness that disturbs people or the fact that it’s a doll

[Anonymous No.49614946]

>>49612352
This is the future I want, just make it more realistic

[Anonymous No.49614983]

>>49605956
Too soon.

[Anonymous No.49614985]

>>49607657

[Anonymous No.49615020]

>>49607657
I've always wanted to adopt a little girl but they keep declining me. I'll buy four of these from you good Sir, different faces, bodies and ages ideal, one boy too.

[Anonymous No.49615023]

>>49614650
when you're dead, you won't give a shit retard.

[Anonymous No.49615083]

>>49607657
I've always wanted to adopt a little girl but they keep declining me (can't think why, I live alone so I can certainly give her all the attention she needs). I'll buy four of these from you good Sir, different faces, bodies and ages ideal, one boy too.

[Anonymous No.49615090]

>>49614945

HOW ABOUT FUCKING BOTH!?

[Anonymous No.49615096]

>>49605956

[Anonymous No.49615103]

>>49614919
Thats always the case that "pictures looked better" 99% of the time, getting a doll its like buying a car, dont cheap out on them. You wouldnt buy a car without a seatbelt nowadays will you? Well, same would be for a doll, get a well known brand with high grade finishes, and if you can pay premium, maybe Silicon are the better option.
Also always keep an eye on deals, i got mine with black friday and basically managed to save like 600$ total thanks to extra upgrades on mine.

[Anonymous No.49615141]

>HOW ABOUT FUCKING BOTH!?

[Anonymous No.49615175]

do they at least have a doll with cute anime girl eyes

[Anonymous No.49615214]

>>49615103

>dont cheap out on them.

Yeah otherwise you might get one of these Thailand versions.

[Anonymous No.49615268]

>>49615175
https://twitter.com/Shadowblack1809/status/1512964503918551043
Yes. They even walk on their own.

[Anonymous No.49615321]

is this a jannie thread? still up wtf
anyway here is one that I would buy

[Anonymous No.49615331]

>>49615214
>with and without the tiktok filter

[Anonymous No.49615348]

>>49610994
My understanding that to get a really good one you'd have to pay a good few thousand dollars, like $8k. But then it would be worth the $8k, $8k would not be premium quality just better, the $1k is (AS I UNDERSTAND IT MIND, NOT THAT I'VE RESEARCHED IT MUCH EHHHHEHE) bargain basement type of stuff, but as I say the higher prices are good. Put it this way: if you could get what you get for $8k for only $500 they would already be a major phenomenon, it's the higher price tag that puts people off.

[Anonymous No.49615374]

>>49615321
This one looks really good how much does it cost?

[Anonymous No.49615383]

God truly has abandoned us.

[Anonymous No.49615386]

>>49615090
>HOW ABOUT FUCKING BOTH!?
You sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.49615411]

>>49615214
Very grim

[Anonymous No.49615412]

>>49614890
that one is a literal semen demon

[Anonymous No.49615551]

>>49613997
You're just trying to justify your dog fucking acts.
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.49615560]

>>49605956
>>49607657
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.49615561]

49615141
49615386

[Anonymous No.49615597]

>>49614746
Sounds like when I first started consuming porn.

[Anonymous No.49615708]

>>49605956

I wonder how many larpers we have in here and how many of you are genuinely pedophiles. I'm hoping it's a 90/10 favouring the former.

[Anonymous No.49615767]

>>49605956
If these aren't already illegal to import in your country, have fun being on a list for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.49615793]

>>49610481
Nicocado Avocado doll

[Anonymous No.49615909]

>>49615708
you never know huh

[Anonymous No.49615954]

>>49605956
OP, I can only fathom what you look like in real life.

[Anonymous No.49616018]

>>49613810
They have bunk beds? So, this person can just never have anyone over to their apartment/house and has chosen to forego the possibility of real human interaction to live with a harem of dolls?

[Anonymous No.49616077]

>>49615909
t-that's a doll too right

[Anonymous No.49616175]

>>49615909
What a chad, wish it was me.

[Anonymous No.49616343]

>>49615909

Nice, who needs a trad family when you can have a daughter and wife all in one

[Anonymous No.49616498]

>>49605956
>>49610481
That's the wall, brother!

[Anonymous No.49616561]

>>49616343
based and daughterwife pilled

[Anonymous No.49616604]

ITT: dollfuckers

[Anonymous No.49616648]

>>49606149
I wouldn't mind having a go with those cute feet hehe

[Anonymous No.49616681]

>>49610986
>imagine having to explain that shit to the person who finds it lol

Imagine having friends or people to visit you.
most people who buy these are probably already lonely or just hate people, it's a self-solving problem. people who buy these are happy and real people don't give a fuck, but think they're weird.

>>49614650
why do you like to punch down?
Typically only people weaker than others seem to get off to making fun of people not being in the norm.

[Anonymous No.49616729]

>>49606048
THIS. This is ALL I want. /THREAD.

[Anonymous No.49616786]

>>49615909
Holy based

[Anonymous No.49617188]

>>49612352
lmao

[Anonymous No.49617220]

>>49607657
fuck kys degenerate

[Anonymous No.49617339]

>>49615348
Mine costed 2K with tax in total (im not from US), but with a black friady deal you can get a fully upgraded doll like mine for less than 2K. As for clothing, try avoiding black cheap clothing otherwise she will get stained, whites are no problem, but since cheaper clothing is better suited for a doll, get it, give it a few rinses and then use a test piece (usually you get one) and see if it gets stained or not.
>>49615412
And thats why i got it

[Anonymous No.49617858]

>[kill everyone in this thread]

[Anonymous No.49618253]

>>49608750
Bible (see: trad) explicitly says that God creates man and woman and that both are very good, also that both man and woman are sacred, thus men can't be women and vice versa for that is abomination of God's wisdom, the wisdom that men and women are equal, but not the same. So you're a dunce, and so is every other 'man' that wants a woman to be his bro.

[Anonymous No.49618324]

>>49607657
ywn hear are say
>I love you daddy

[Anonymous No.49618346]

>>49607657
Based

[Anonymous No.49618435]

Break's over
Back to work Diamond Hands

[Anonymous No.49618451]

>>49610481
Grim.

[Anonymous No.49618826]

>>49605956
Where do you buy these anyways? I saw a custom lilo doll on /toy/ which was great but it made me wonder if there was places that sold more cartoon or anime stylized dolls.

[Anonymous No.49618930]

>>49616018
yes, and?

[Anonymous No.49619095]

>>49614650
Sorry nigga but if u turn out like this ur parents are to blame to begin with

[Anonymous No.49619297]

>>49618826
sure, most brands also sell an anime version

and if you can't afford anything in the image the cheapest reputable fullsize doll is the $600 kimber doll
>>49613111

there is also a list of reputable vendors and manufacturers on the doll forum

[Anonymous No.49619737]

>>49619095
>>49614650
i'm a freak of nature. i've already accepted that. this is why i live in the woods

[Anonymous No.49619844]

>>49619297
>the doll forum
literally saved my ass, SexyRealsexdoll is were i got mine, much cheaper than other sellers, black friday deal was just too good.

[Anonymous No.49619977]

>>49607657
the ol' switcheroo

[Anonymous No.49620260]

>>49619737
holy kek anon saved

[Anonymous No.49620569]

>>49610710
>there's 7 billion people
If this is a problem I know how you can help by removing 1 :^)

[Anonymous No.49620594]

>>49614103
She has been crying from the shame

[Anonymous No.49620746]

>/biz/ is honestly saying they wouldn’t fuck this

[Anonymous No.49620977]

>>49615321
only one that looks remotely decent

[Anonymous No.49621618]

>>49620746
if it can't struggle and claw at me while I fuck it it's not rape. And if it's not rape it's not worth my time