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49604901 No.49604901 [Reply] [Original]

what is the point of the metaverse when you can easily get pic related to cope with your own delusions?

>> No.49604971

>only 1.2K for a robowaifu that you can program to make her LARP as your older sister IRL
B-bros... should I? I wanna have my own onee-san...

>> No.49605031

Metaverse is still something to do after you bust your nut. I really like playing Poker in VR it's just always a good experience. Protip, that sex doll you posted you can combine that with VR to fuck literally any girl from any video game or movie.

>> No.49605035

with crypto dumping non-stop i honestly doubt this board will ever have its own degenerate sex doll for themselves.

at least you niggers can still ERP in vrchat and discord servers if you are really feeling THAT desperate

>> No.49605067

>>49605035
>Can't afford $1200 purchase
Holy shit dude, I know it's bad out there but I didn't know it was that bad.

>> No.49605162

>>49604901
Too big i can find smaller and cheaper ones in Alibaba

>> No.49605284

>>49605067
some people can't afford it because they lost way too much money with terra pulling a -99% and the whole market in general bleeding. if you can afford it, then by all means go ahead and enjoy your time with your robowaifu

>> No.49605464

If only elysian allowed to buy these sort of things as nfts ffs...

>> No.49605547
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>>49605464
You can't fuck your nfts

>> No.49605615

>>49604901
The metaverse is more than bursting a but kek. You could do other fun stuffs there. You could be chilling with top athletes like Romelu Lukaku, Roberto Carlos and many others in the Sports Metaverse.

>> No.49605659

>>49605162
Might want to think twice before inserting anything you don't want to lose into a cheap Chinese knockoff model.

>> No.49605707

>>49604901
i unironically bought one of those. it sounds like a good idea but its so uncomfortable to fuck. its heavy, cold, stiff, rigid, and such a hassle to clean. just get an onahole

>> No.49605775

>>49605615
Whew that sounds Hella gay lad

>> No.49605776

>>49604901
As someone who almost bought one, I can assure you the final product DOES NOT look like that
On that pic she has make-up, some slight photoshop and other kind of crap

>> No.49605898

>>49605776
fud
the real problem on those things is that they are cold

>> No.49606004

>>49605898
Not a problem. At this time of year here in Las Vegas, you can put it outside for about 30 minutes, and it will get plenty warm.

>> No.49606407

BEWARE FAKE SEX DOLL ADS
they send you a blow up doll that looks nothing like the pictures or you get nothing at all

i think ops listing is a fake

i backtraced the doll the manufacturer wmdolls
https://wmdollshop.com/54-ft-163cm-thick/
$2850 just scroll halfway through the image gallery to see the pictures that were ripped for ops fake ad.

a lot of people who think sex dolls are cheap have been looking at fake ads or mini dolls

>> No.49606535

>>49605775
Sure it'll sound gay to retards like you. I'm getting set for their land sale later this month. Keep talking trash while I'm getting ticket to IRL events in the sports metaverse.

>> No.49606589
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49606589

Pic related is the cheapest legitimate (not fake ads or alibaba gambles) sex doll I can find on the market. It costs $600usd plus about a hundred shipping. The next cheapest dolls I can find are about $1000usd. I have spent years searching

https://kimberdoll.com

The reviews on the kimber doll suggest that it fucks well and is of decent quality for the price, with the largest complaint seeming to be that the breasts are too firm (they're not gel filled or even hollow) and frankly a bit large for my tastes.

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>>49604901
i invested a small amount in crypto and sold in November to buy one, never been happier desu.
If you get one, make sure to buy a heating blanket, but dont put the heat too high otherwise she will melt and deform.

>> No.49606766

Why are sex dolls always so comical, with huge tits and ass?

>> No.49606876

>>49606766
Because that's the peak female form
3d pigs wish they looked like one.

>> No.49606957

>>49606666
What an incel kek

>> No.49607032

>>49605547
But I can make money from my NFTs. I was an opportunity to mint some Honeyland NFTs at 2.5Sol a couple of days back, and today they are worth over 3.5Sol.
You can make these with your dolls you pervert.

>> No.49607091

>>49604901
Are there still people who don’t know about the fuck doll + koikatsu combo?

>>49606766
>he doesn’t know

>> No.49607094

>>49606766
They are just a waste of money and for losers. Why waste money on a doll when I dick down real hot girls.

>> No.49607095

>>49606004
>hi there neighbour
>dont mind me, just warming up the ol fuckdoll

>> No.49607175

>>49607032
Alright nobody really asked about your little portfolio, but yes you can make money off these dolls too if you get into selling them yourself.

>> No.49607278

>>49606957
>someone on 4chan calls me an incel
ok faggot, now look at the mirror

>> No.49607290

>>49607175
he's already left to post a nearly identical message in another thread

>> No.49607484

>>49607290
Kek

>> No.49607802

>bro just fuck an oversized barbie instead of having a female companion
Fitting they make barbies for literal manchildren

>> No.49607904

>>49604901
Why would you waste that much money on some ugly lifeless piece of plastic when there's an overabundance of real whores you can fuck for the price of a few coffees??

>> No.49607967
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>>49604901
Amateours

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>>49607967
Amateurs* fuck im autistic

>> No.49608078

>>49604901
Damn, that actually looks pretty realistic

>> No.49608090

>>49608005
>fuck im autistic
Based as well anon. you just sold me on getting VR.

>> No.49608159

>>49605031
This post was written in Menlo Park, California.

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>>49607904
On the one hand, I agree with you, these bitches are easy once you understand what buttons to press (i.e. their fear of being alone with their stupid whore thoughts).
On the other hand, I have had dry spells and may get a sillicone big tiddy gf simply because I don't have to entertain any stupid questions.
I had one of these bitches ask me if men shit on their balls... they really are that retarded.

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>>49608090
Make sure to try fallen doll operation lovecraft

>> No.49608262

>>49604901
If things don’t work out with my fiancé i will unironically get one.

>> No.49608280

>>49608090
>>49605615
>>49604901
https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/gnyi80/2b_angel_wadevrx_nierautomata/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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>>49608262
You'll get one if things do work out too... how many married guys do you know to have sex regularly?