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>get pic related
>free meat
>rice cooker
>caffeine pills instead of coffee
>home gym
>live with parents


any other tips? I want to invest as much money as possible into the dip

>> No.49595295

>eat weeds from unkept grass/lawn

A big dandelion cut from your lawn with the cheapest salad dressing you can find is good. It's bitter so a creamy dressing helps. Just make sure it isn't thistle. Has to have smooth leaves. Ofc clean and rinse the leaves... only eat the leaves

>> No.49595317

>>49595079
Cats are little shits getting a pet is not financially responsible during a recession. Also he needs a bigger kennel otherwise it's gonna be pissed off all the time like picrel

>> No.49595331

>>49595295
>dandelion
is there even nutritional value there or can i just stick to fiber supplements

>> No.49595402

>>49595331
It's free.

Free is free

You asked for money saving tips. It's usually used as filler in store bought garden salads anyhow; you just eliminated the middle man.

>> No.49595443

>>49595331
Nigger, they are fucking free. Unlike fiber supplements

>> No.49595532
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>>49595331
Motherfucker I'm gonna eat this to prove it to you

>> No.49595618
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>>49595532
Almost done

>> No.49595627

>>49595331
>supplements
you failed the iq test and (someone) if profiting of it

>> No.49595740

>>49595627
>>49595532
>>49595618
>>49595443
fiber is like 2 cents per serving if there no reason to eat weeds then im ok

>> No.49595769
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>>49595618
I'M EATING A FUCKING WEED BRO. DELICIOUS.

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK KIKES

>>49595740

>> No.49595781

>>49595079
theyre a great source of food they lay like 12 eggs a week

>> No.49595815

>>49595532
Can someone ID this plant

>> No.49595825

>>49595769
that dressing is like 70% basedbean oil

>> No.49595830

>>49595331
They have vitamins.

>> No.49595875

>>49595815
it's dandelion, retard.
Some other good ones are purslane, and japanese knotweed.

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>>49595825
basedbean

>>49595830
ok then thats interesting if they don't taste like shit

>> No.49595957

>>49595079
dip? what dip? you think THIS is the dip??!!? OH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HEE-HEE

>> No.49595985
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49595985

Mmmmm tasty

>> No.49596022

it's just in your trash, bro

>> No.49596045

My only gripe is that I always use too much salad dressing and the leftovers go down the drain.

>> No.49596065

>>49595769
Based and weedpilled

>> No.49596124
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>>49596022
I'm supposed to be working. I didn't go outside to grab a weed, prep it, and put delicious dressing on it just to throw it out. You want a picture of my green shit in 12 hours?

>> No.49596155

Ok anon but what stocks are you looking to slurp?

>>home gym
based, I do that too

>> No.49596309

>>49596155
AMRS, BAC, TWST, CRSP, MRNA, OTGLY, DNA, BIIB

>> No.49596393

>>49596124
posting on 4chan is not work anon

>> No.49596420

>>49596309
All biotech companies? Why?

>> No.49596434

>>49596393
I value my wfh time very much doing absolutely nothing. Can you relate?

>> No.49596439

>>49595079
>rice cooker
How does it save money?

>> No.49596453
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>>49595769

>> No.49596480

>>49595532
>>49595618
>>49595769
>>49595985
top kek based dandelion enjoyer
my mother used to make free dandelion salad too and it's really not bad at all

>> No.49596488

>>49596439
More energy efficient and well not eating out.

>> No.49596546

>>49596488
wow so saves you like 1 dollar a year on electricity impressive.

>> No.49596586
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>>49596420
Perfectly inelastic goods, and the industry as a whole has been brought to a 5 year low, despite standouts being profitable or very promising for growth.
I also have CD projekt red, the game developer in there, because basedboys will buy the witcher 4 no matter what happens.

>> No.49596596

>scan organic produce as standard
>using AC/heat only when home, and learn to adapt to extreme weather to lower costs further
>burn trash instead of paying for dump trucks to haul it off.
>if wage cage has a gym or exercise equipment, utilize it
>set up a throwaway LLC and charge fuel to it for tax write off each year

You can always brush up on anus tonguing techniques for some side cash

>> No.49597137

>>49596596
>learn to adapt to extreme weather to lower costs further
This, you really don't need AC in most places. Note that butter melts somewhere between 90-95* so keep it in the fridge if your home is getting to 90*.

>> No.49597263

>>49595899
Vitamins, antioxidants etc. Caloric content and macros are probably closer to lettuce. Like has been said, they taste a bit bitter. But, they are free, so I would at least try them.

>> No.49597642

>>49597263
I was eating it because it looked sexy. I have a dandelion fetish.

>> No.49598406

>>49596434
half of my work day i can relate hah

>> No.49599112

is eating dandelions the market bottom signal?

>> No.49599187

>>49599112
Nah, it's probably washing your tinfoil.

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>>49595331

>> No.49601424

>>49595769
based

>> No.49601470

>>49596124
bro dont drowned your greens like that again

>> No.49601531

>>49596586
>only shows the 5 years

fuck OFF you goddamn smelly curry pajeet

>> No.49601538

>>49595079
Raise chickens

>> No.49601589

>>49601227
I feel like this is a trap.

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>>49601531
Growth is 16% annualized since 2006. It's high, but in the grand scheme of things, not unsustainable.

>> No.49601685

>>49601227
How is eating stuff from your lawn any different from eating bugs? At least bugs have protein and healthy fats.

>> No.49601718

>>49595079
99% of money saving tips (other than living with your parents) are just hobbies and cost too much time to be worth it. In a recession you'd always be better working more hours even at McDonald's than going to great lengths to save money on food, avoid paying $10 months at planet fitness, etc. Just work more hours. If you have this much time posting on /biz/ you clearly see finance as a hobby when you should be out there grinding 50-60 hour weeks even at McDonalds that's way more financially savvy than any single tip in this thread.

>> No.49601739

>>49595079
>buy rats
>let them fuck
>eat parents
>repeat with babies
literally free food

>> No.49601755

>>49601589
People have been eating them for centuries, anon.

>> No.49601792

>>49601685
A more varied diet is better for your gut

>> No.49601810

>/biz/ -Eating Dandelions

>> No.49601847

>>49601718
That sounds like too much work. Just eat dandelions and bugs bro

>> No.49601856

>>49595079
Get a trailer you can tow with your car and pick up scrap metal people leave out with their garbage

>> No.49601894

>>49601810
The jew fears the food scavenger

>> No.49601912

lift, lift, lift.

I'm so buff now I can walk into my supermarket and take whatever I want without paying. No one has dared questioning me.

>> No.49601942

>>49601856
some mexican guy already does that in my neighborhood

>> No.49602006

>>49601755
My spidey senses are making me think eating modern dandelions might not be a good idea. I'm wondering about pests, pest control, lawn fertilizers..
Can't quite put my finger on it but something is telling me that eating dandelions in current year might not be a good idea unless I'm grabbing them from a secluded forest or field.

>> No.49602009

>>49595079
How much do you get for a home gym? I have an elliptical runner, free weights, punching bag, and weight bench/rack. That feels pretty well-rounded.

>> No.49602028

>>49595079
Farm crickets

>> No.49602123

>>49595769
Based beyond reproach

>> No.49602164

>>49595769
That…is a soup.

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>> No.49603430

>>49595618
>doesn't give a shit about sink bacteria
dear fucking god

>> No.49603682

>>49595295
I spend hundreds every year on my lawn to stop these. I'm going to just made mead and salad out of them in the gigga depression.

>> No.49603753

>>49601589
They were imported to the US as a food source. That's why they are so fucking invasive.

>> No.49604279

this is why its important to have a real life social network. Your internet friends aren't going to let you couch surf or lend you money. Even if they do they're prob in Singapore or something.

>> No.49604759

>>49595769
if you are frugal enough to eat dandelions you should be making your own dressing. you add way too much too that shit is drenched.