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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:09 2022 No.49595063 [Reply] [Original]

He's my president edition

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>Live financial TV Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:56 2022 No.49595104 File: 269 KB, 731x718, 1652803544074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595063

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:01 2022 No.49595109 The bottom was 375. FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:04 2022 No.49595113 >>49595063 Someone’s buy a ton of $600+ calls in LMT. WW3 when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:12 2022 No.49595119 Why has kek abandoned us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:22 2022 No.49595124 So about the Japanese yen, what happens if it keeps collapsing and the government has to intervene? Are they going to be forced to raise rates to strengthen the currency? And how does that impact the other global markets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:27 2022 No.49595128 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122 $122 >$122

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:30 2022 No.49595129 I'm up 3% already Suck it bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:35 2022 No.49595133 File: 145 KB, 1080x1071, 1654449516310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought 60 soxl at $15.80

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:41 2022 No.49595139 File: 3.25 MB, 4822x4729, 1653575345052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are anons that didn't short vix today

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:44 2022 No.49595138 File: 842 KB, 1278x1500, FNPVKRsaAAEDXcm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anime music always cheers me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5PAUDSKpY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:48 2022 No.49595143 File: 86 KB, 760x205, 54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck this shit, I'm resorting to professional golf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:53 2022 No.49595150 File: 21 KB, 500x607, 1599869788956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10nth for im an idiot but at least im not a huge idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:54 2022 No.49595153 File: 19 KB, 722x384, MP6132022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595063 cases doubling every week, when is this officially a something burger, not even covid spread this fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:37:57 2022 No.49595156 >>49594995

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:01 2022 No.49595159 File: 33 KB, 480x360, shkreli_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Martin Shkreli is out of prison. What is he investing in right now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5HXLpVeejg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:02 2022 No.49595161 File: 12 KB, 298x169, 1646848858095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >made a biblical intraday recovery >STILL down 2.5% Yeah nice bull market

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:13 2022 No.49595168 Ok, this is the absolute bottom for sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:18 2022 No.49595173 File: 870 KB, 1136x1080, 1564165320789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:27 2022 No.49595179 >>49595133 Possibly very based. Don't get greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:35 2022 No.49595185 File: 466 KB, 744x719, retardedoldman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595063 SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:54 2022 No.49595202 File: 11 KB, 498x265, Daniel Plainview giving a lesson on oil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Again, the fair value of oil is one (1) share of SPY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:59 2022 No.49595206 File: 3 KB, 224x250, 1652205070566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you retards now how this ends right? a power hour pump to get it above bear market, watch and learn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:08 2022 No.49595215 WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:09 2022 No.49595216 File: 71 KB, 813x551, 1558640859469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:15 2022 No.49595222

I keep trying to make back my losses and it ends with me losing so much more

I'm sorry for being so stupid, I'm really depressed at my greedy shitty gambling behavior I'm just not used to losing money

I could have closed a 5k loss but instead I'm now down 20k

I pray that this month turns green after the interest rate hike, fuck I'm so God damn stupid I hate myself

Will I ever learn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:27 2022 No.49595230 >>49595063 We will close green.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jun 13 16:39:34 2022 No.49595234 i lost all my money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:37 2022 No.49595237 >>49594939

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:43 2022 No.49595241 File: 164 KB, 487x410, 1541484654019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You stupid buttfuckers promised me circuit breakers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:53 2022 No.49595247 The slop hogs are going completely berserk. Buying everything in sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:57 2022 No.49595249 File: 59 KB, 1024x731, A02305C2-4C0B-4EC1-B0B0-9DD7B9FCCCC3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw even the VIX is volatile

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:59 2022 No.49595250 File: 204 KB, 1448x2048, E8BvBktVUAwTCJI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I almost feel like its time to buy DRIP again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:59 2022 No.49595251 Fucking shit I was waiting to buy into the dip and missed it when SPY was at 375.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:00 2022 No.49595252 File: 279 KB, 680x458, 1649360594274.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:04 2022 No.49595255 >>49595153 During March 2020 cases were doubling every 36 hours. I'm not buying your SIGA bags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:06 2022 No.49595258 File: 1.99 MB, 2100x2100, 1644343288800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bought upro at the bottom if you scared go to church

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:12 2022 No.49595262 >>49595153 This one only affects buttfuckers, it's not killing grandma and grandpa like Covid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:19 2022 No.49595268 File: 186 KB, 1024x683, CAMON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAM ON BEERS SHORT SUM FOOKING STONKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:38 2022 No.49595279 >>49595234 open a new paper trading account problem solved

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:46 2022 No.49595285 >>49595153 >gays get STDs Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:47 2022 No.49595287 File: 55 KB, 830x738, 609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:40:57 2022 No.49595292 >>49595234 Pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:13 2022 No.49595301 Lost my gains and 200 dollars too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:23 2022 No.49595309 >>49595063 bros Im losing money rn. Its not looking good. You told me to invest wtf is this

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jun 13 16:41:24 2022 No.49595312 >>49595292 no pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:24 2022 No.49595313 Man I'm this shit dumps 1 more time so I can buy in cheap

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:34 2022 No.49595318
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I'm going to sleep and going to wake up to market massively down after Brainlet's speech and 100 kike hikes.
I will make money sleeping like a baby.
You can't stop me. Stocks don't do what you want when you're watching them, and they go down when you sleep. You can't stop me.

Goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:34 2022 No.49595319 And you all told me it was too early to sell SOXS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:43 2022 No.49595325 mcd is going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:49 2022 No.49595326 >>49595255 this is the equivalent of October/November 2019, not march 2020

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:41:55 2022 No.49595329 >>49595222 Im down 60k in profits but no real loss. Im buying more low positions incase it goes back up. My real wealth lies in a bullet to end myself if society descends into chaos. It will be ok fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:16 2022 No.49595338 Gold anon you promised we would go up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:20 2022 No.49595339 File: 331 KB, 765x620, 12814136517351231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:53 2022 No.49595359 >>49595313 Bro it's dumping til fall, apparently there's some type of muslim celestial calendar shit going on this year and it's bad luck for markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:59 2022 No.49595366 Wait until my SQQQ stop loss triggers then the real dump begins. Sorry for the inconvenience

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:09 2022 No.49595373 What if you got more bullish at low prices and more cautious at high prices? The market is actually so fucking dumb guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:09 2022 No.49595374 Stop blaming Biden for the stock market, this is 100% Trump's fault.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:19 2022 No.49595379 >>49595339 What is David Q. Hunter thinking right this second?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:19 2022 No.49595378 File: 81 KB, 600x389, 600px-iwo-longcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595252 Volume has barely increased at all; unusual for a pump this size, because people FOMO in usually. Short ladder maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:22 2022 No.49595382 I'm so glad we no longer have that orange man posting mean things on twitter anymore! God bless this mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:23 2022 No.49595384 >yfw bobos wetted themselves over another 2008 because of a short and stable correction that didnt even last a full 2 quarters my sides, we're already recovering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:28 2022 No.49595388 You could just bought more KO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:31 2022 No.49595392 >>49595312 Yeah, that's what your gf told me at first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:55 2022 No.49595411 Who else /not shook/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:14 2022 No.49595424 File: 49 KB, 641x530, 1651173991283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo thought we were out for the three count brother but he didn't realize the hulkster had his leg on the rope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:23 2022 No.49595426 A lot of the GME bagholders started shopping at GameStop as a way to cope. Will the people that bought SIGA start (intentionally) having copious amounts of unprotected gay anal sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:30 2022 No.49595430 File: 375 KB, 918x944, Pepe Dice Clay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It isn't even Wednesday yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:48 2022 No.49595438 File: 97 KB, 1023x1200, DWRGqH1U0AAq8St.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595388 >tfw I bought COKE instead I got rused didnt I this should be illegal reeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXq353lay4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:51 2022 No.49595442 >>49595382 This, it is totally worth is for 100 trillion dollar losses every month! Im personally glad Donald Blumpf will now be in jail after the January 6th commission charges him with treason and anti-LGBTQ hate crimes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:53 2022 No.49595444 what the fuck, is it going up or down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:55 2022 No.49595446 File: 74 KB, 599x146, w and l.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595379 Pondering if he should go balls deep or show some mercy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:56 2022 No.49595447 >>49595325 https://fortune.com/2022/06/09/mcdonalds-is-scrapping-parfaits-and-salads-because-of-the-labor-shortage/ Removing healthy food is bullish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:04 2022 No.49595449 >>49595374 >it's the fault of the guy who didn't start any wars or mess with the economy >not the guy who is starting WW3 with russia and destroyed the oil reserves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:05 2022 No.49595452 File: 102 KB, 2048x1152, _104425075_p06sfsrv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595339 I've watched and ive learned. Excellent call on the melt up, 560 spy calls are printing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:08 2022 No.49595454 >>49595374 nice cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:12 2022 No.49595455 File: 94 KB, 698x370, 1652818701373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595424

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:18 2022 No.49595461 File: 694 KB, 806x886, capitol_hulkamania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595424

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:22 2022 No.49595462 >>49595430 shh, let it pump, i need a higher entry point to buy more puts tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:36 2022 No.49595470 And for a split second I was green

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:50 2022 No.49595480 >>49595374 >still blaming presidents for bad or good things happening during the terms they serve outside of direct orders they give for specific individual events or speeches they give lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:54 2022 No.49595481 File: 183 KB, 700x624, 1646847896195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't cope anymore bro's..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:45:58 2022 No.49595486 >>49595374 Then why did Biden spend 2021 bragging about his amazing economic achievements?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:01 2022 No.49595487 File: 1.21 MB, 793x804, hulksterbackrooms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595461

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:12 2022 No.49595497 i missed my spy put order at 381... damnit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:17 2022 No.49595500 >>49595374 It's been 2 years. This is all on Biden retard. Just admit you voted wrong and move on

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:45 2022 No.49595518

>>49595124
>what happens if it keeps collapsing
In the short term, imports would become very expensive. This would considerably increase the cost of living for Japanese citizens. Long term, if they don't do anything the yen could become worthless.

>Are they going to be forced to raise rates to strengthen the currency?
Possibly. This would trigger a recession and a budgetary crisis for the Japanese government. Unemployment is very low so they may decide they can afford a recession.

>And how does that impact the other global markets?
Japan is a very large economy which imports a lot. A recession means Japan would import less from abroad which could trigger recessions in other countries and things could possibly cascade further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:50 2022 No.49595522 File: 3.06 MB, 200x200, 1651803664443.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595461 >>49595424 HH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:57 2022 No.49595530 >>49595384 >recovering Oh my god he’s actually retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:24 2022 No.49595549 File: 306 KB, 1081x2340, KEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:26 2022 No.49595553 File: 54 KB, 680x569, Tintin - what a week huh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595430 Good reminder. Hang on to this pic for then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:39 2022 No.49595564 >>49595522 Checked and beat me to it. HH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:47 2022 No.49595569 SQQQ bros, how are we feeling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:12 2022 No.49595585 >>49595462 >see a jew in the store >so yeah the bitcoin is down huh Everytime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:16 2022 No.49595587 File: 29 KB, 450x540, neet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] neetbux just arrived right in time to slurp up this lil dip!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:30 2022 No.49595601 I buy >goes down >I sell >goes up >I buy >goes down fml I cant win today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:40 2022 No.49595609 >>49595438 But why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:53 2022 No.49595615 File: 240 KB, 1200x848, DPZfrODUEAIzxL2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yep its time to buy DRIP again Biden will meet with Saudis and convince them to pump (he has 50 years of experience in politics by the way)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:59 2022 No.49595622 >TFW holding, SOXL, SIDU, and SIGA https://youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:01 2022 No.49595625 >>49595161 The fact so many anons keep getting smug and happy like it's finally over on every single pump is what makes me suspect we're still far from capitulation. Makes me worried hyperinflation is coming

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:17 2022 No.49595639 >>49595585 >>49595462 Didn't mean to repply

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:22 2022 No.49595643 >typical blue chip investors right now https://youtube.com/shorts/ZgqtOecN250?feature=share

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:22 2022 No.49595644 File: 710 KB, 1138x946, 1654282276595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595569 sold at 62.50 i think it'll crab slightly up rest of day, and tomorrow, then dump Wednesday and rest of the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:25 2022 No.49595648 If any spooks are ever wondering why all the non-spooks fucking hate you and literally don't care at all when your friends die, look no further than this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:38 2022 No.49595658 >>49595569 Damn good, going to buy some more tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:51 2022 No.49595667 >>49595587 I want neetbux. How do you get a doctor to diagnose you for all that shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:08 2022 No.49595681 >>49595063 We bottomed bought calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:34 2022 No.49595693 >>49595667 >service connected he was a zogbot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:45 2022 No.49595701 There is an smg on /pol/ now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:51 2022 No.49595705 File: 7 KB, 139x207, 1572555239040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >brent 1.3% green >retards still selling oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:16 2022 No.49595722 File: 487 KB, 2228x4096, E0YkHwCVcAIP5Bj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo DRIP >>49595701 thank G-d, I hope they all leave this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:19 2022 No.49595723 >>49595648 look i didn't CHOOSE to follow you around, it's just my job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:40 2022 No.49595737 >>49595701 Link it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:48 2022 No.49595746 >>49595701 Is it also covered with retarded glowfaggots who would rather double insert 12 inch dildos than allow civilians to simply have a fucking discussion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:51 2022 No.49595748 File: 79 KB, 640x628, pls_stop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil is fuckin green and yet it is all red... well, gotta buy the dip while it is still there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:53 2022 No.49595750 >>49595667 fight for israel with unrelenting optimism, get older and take out your frustrations on yourself with alcohol and self-destructive behavior, cry a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:10 2022 No.49595762 File: 20 KB, 496x203, Screenshot_20220613-175043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:30 2022 No.49595779 >>49595587 How the fuck do I get paid to be a depressed alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:39 2022 No.49595785 File: 30 KB, 640x480, top_kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 >WELCOME BACK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:48 2022 No.49595792 >>49595723 No it's not, and don't be surprised when it comes up some day. Don't you dare pretend to be even a little surprised.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:54 2022 No.49595796 >>49595762 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:58 2022 No.49595800 File: 1.48 MB, 1791x1157, Zforce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595750

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:04 2022 No.49595803 >>49595762 It’s only 3k anon, you can do it again. It fucking stings, but it’s nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:13 2022 No.49595806 File: 30 KB, 326x360, Doppel Keks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 I'm sorry but fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:13 2022 No.49595807 >>49595153 Fag disease during gay pride month who woulda thunk it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:14 2022 No.49595809 File: 1.60 MB, 480x480, 1655130517388.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 Its JOEVER for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:21 2022 No.49595813 File: 18 KB, 272x272, screaming_cat_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595748 Me on the left, bobo on the right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:46 2022 No.49595828 I'm down 10% on TMF and and 12% on SVIX. Up 18% on TMV and 33% on DRV. What do I do? There should be a bounce on TMF, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:53:56 2022 No.49595836 >>49595762 >Welcome back! Kek

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:05 2022 No.49595843
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Who is buying? Why are they buying? Who are these people? They have to be lunatics, they have to be insane. Why are they delaying the inevitable? Is it naivety or genuine retardation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:22 2022 No.49595855 >>49595762 You can still buy five shares of ELMS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:48 2022 No.49595870 Why the fuck are they talking about politics on Bloomberg TV?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:15 2022 No.49595886 >>49595806 you have to dip those in milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:16 2022 No.49595888 File: 444 KB, 1000x900, dv0SW3lR1O4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:21 2022 No.49595892
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Who else /drunkasfuck/ right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:23 2022 No.49595896 File: 145 KB, 850x1028, C8RUkXBXUAEtPOx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595870 ugh the jannies need to do their job...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:39 2022 No.49595909 >>49595870 >Bloomberg >berg there's your answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:41 2022 No.49595911 >>49595737 >>>/pol/382179120

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:46 2022 No.49595912 >>49595828 I wouldn't touch bonds until reverse repo slows notably or Fed pivots. Wouldn't surprise me if it pumps tomorrow, that's when I'd sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:47 2022 No.49595913 File: 45 KB, 500x500, 1624825659343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bought a couple weeks ago >no money to continue buying >keeps falling I know I'll never be able to tell when the floor is but it stings consistently failing like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:48 2022 No.49595915 >>49595843 Doesn't seem like you understand this game yet. F.E.D. is going to hike 50 bps and then we pump

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:53 2022 No.49595918
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Alright since the stock market is in shambles, I need a new office chair since my current one is shit. Want a nice-ish ergo chair that can adjust between a firm back and a back that moves back when the sitter does. Preferably under $300. Something like pic related, preferably no Chinese shit. Suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:55:53 2022 No.49595916 >>49595762 >Welcome back! Kek

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:02 2022 No.49595925
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>massive dump on friday
>massive gap down on monday
>exceeding the covid crash
>"on news" that everyone has known for weeks
>people seriously think it'll keep going straight down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:06 2022 No.49595926 File: 59 KB, 481x481, 1628916973207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 >only 3k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:16 2022 No.49595928 >>49595806 or tea dipping in tea is also dope, melts the chocolate a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:33 2022 No.49595935 >>49595843 I'm buying. Everythings on sale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:37 2022 No.49595937 >>49595915 >fed doing too little to control inflation is a good thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:07 2022 No.49595948 >>49595918 you WILL want to spend more for your back. look at steelcase chairs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:13 2022 No.49595952 >>49595911 I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:32 2022 No.49595961 >>49595915 >F.E.D.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:37 2022 No.49595966

>>49595384
>SPY up a tiny bit off today's lows
>Still red overall
>Mumus already cheering
Its not officially a bear market yet for SPY, but I wouldn't exactly celebrate when there's still 3 hrs left in the day for the market to shid and fard. Doesn't look good to me though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:40 2022 No.49595968 >>49595925 I hope you remember this comment in 2023 when you are gnawing on a half rotted human femur for sustenance after all the cricket rations have run out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:52 2022 No.49595978 >>49595952 ok ill copy/paste posts from there over here for you then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:56 2022 No.49595982 File: 243 KB, 1000x563, presidenttivaalit18_laura_huhtasaari_kuva_yle_lknmtl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm expecting the bottom this week, Fed Meeting, VIX Options, and OpEx are all happening this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:04 2022 No.49595988 >>49595915 You think hyperstagflation is a good trade to a depression?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:20 2022 No.49595998 >>49595948 Yeah I wouldn't mind spending more but I'm on a poorfag budget while I write the crux of my dissertation in the next 4 months. Need something that'll make me not wanna kms during that and the summer heat combined. Any others?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:24 2022 No.49596002 File: 731 KB, 1079x1637, Screenshot_20220609-175502_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595262 this mindset is why we're complacent, and why it will spread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:33 2022 No.49596011 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:43 2022 No.49596014 File: 366 KB, 750x556, 1653403079383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ABANDON SHIP WE'RE GOING BACK DOWN ABANDON SHIP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:53 2022 No.49596020 File: 44 KB, 658x662, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] henlo frens, I’m autistic and never really understood the stock market, why is this bad for us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:53 2022 No.49596021 File: 158 KB, 346x482, 1655068719873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] algos always dump at 1pm to catch the lunch guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:56 2022 No.49596024 File: 36 KB, 394x370, 54B35796-D379-46F4-9AF0-92BEC7719B6A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595918 >he sits on a chair Ishiggydiggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:04 2022 No.49596031 File: 84 KB, 560x448, 1595532514563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 good, don't chicken out you fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:05 2022 No.49596032 File: 31 KB, 849x479, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] slides this across the table Here you go, mumu. No more aaaaaas, only dreams now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:06 2022 No.49596036 >>49595988 Is it possible to have a hyper stagflationary depression?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:08 2022 No.49596038 >>49595762 WELCOME BACK ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:16 2022 No.49596047 >>49595888 never watched evangelion, may watch now knowing there is a long hair rei

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:28 2022 No.49596052 >>49595937 Signaling panic would be much worse. There are going to be more 50 bps hikes later this year. September is most likely going to be 50 too >>49595961 The FED

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:31 2022 No.49596054

>>49595968
it's obviously still going down

but i'm not a boomer who unironically saves for retirement so i don't care. my retirement savings are a 12 gauge shell loaded with 00 buck and a sawed off single shot with "UPON SENILITY" engraved on the barrel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:32 2022 No.49596057 >>49595978 Thanks glowie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:37 2022 No.49596061 File: 9 KB, 400x400, 1530141287013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595892 haha yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:52 2022 No.49596069 >>49596032 >a fucking blank

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:54 2022 No.49596070 File: 117 KB, 332x332, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want another happening. 2020 was based. [YouTube] 2020 Stock Market Crash / Global Stock Index Comparison (embed)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:10 2022 No.49596078 >>49596020 You're autistic and you didn't take advantage of that to become a rich savant supertrader? Wow. You really wasted your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:13 2022 No.49596079 CNBC is max bearish. Holy shit. The relief rally is here. This is the local bottom. We rally into the summer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:21 2022 No.49596084 >>49595843 My monkey brain is telling me today is the day to buy I'm going to ignore it but the impulse is there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:48 2022 No.49596096 >>49595925 The emperor has no clothes and nobody is pretending anymore

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:55 2022 No.49596100

>muh stock market!
Only retarded boomers value market performance as the sole economic health measure. We've seen this already for months and it's only going to get worse.
>excessive money in the economy from covid relief leading to inflation
>worker shortages because companies refuse to pay higher wages and salaries to make inflation expenses more affordable
>complete clusterfuck in supply of oil thanks to retarded environmental policies enacted by Biden

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:55 2022 No.49596102 >>49595806

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:56 2022 No.49596104 schwab filled my 16 $ limit soxl sell at 16.39 fucking now what… at least i have klonopin

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:57 2022 No.49596105
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*slides this across the table*
Here you go, mumu. Let me join my forefathers away from this rigged world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:59 2022 No.49596106 File: 30 KB, 500x500, 1649441288585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596069 Just like today's rally, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:01:01 2022 No.49596109 >>49595426 Likely. Im already working on my thesis that SIGA buyers are all closet homos & this is their attempt at 'coming out'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:01:26 2022 No.49596125 >>49595762 fucking how anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:01:35 2022 No.49596128 As someone that won't be able to retire for another 30ish years, do I even care about this right now? I should just sit and continue to DCA as I have been for the past 10 years, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:01:47 2022 No.49596136 File: 80 KB, 940x1005, B3C05F8C-94D5-483C-A7E9-BFF1149FABE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE DOLLAR HAS NO TOP SO SPY HAS NO BOTTOM NOCAP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:01:57 2022 No.49596146 File: 1.12 MB, 1002x1771, E4UJXHQVIAM4iU6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEGG has broken below $4 buy the fucking dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:03 2022 No.49596148 >>49596084 Do not buy the dip, it's a trap. wait a day or two and grab houses, Buy houses dirt cheap, and land, buy land. be like a bog hog. own your very own bog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:04 2022 No.49596149 >panic sold my sqqq before the pump but then it dumps again after FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:05 2022 No.49596150 >>49596020 Are you like "hit yourself in the head while screeching" autistic or "can dump a box of toothpicks on the ground and count how many are there instantly" autistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:22 2022 No.49596157 GO TO COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY GET A REAL JOB

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:24 2022 No.49596161

>>49595918
>>49595948
you're in that chair for like 8 hours a day minimum.

3 things you never want to go cheap on:
- desk chair
- bed mattress
- shoes

get a herman miller or something at that tier and skip drinking alcohol for 2 months. your back will thank you in 20 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:29 2022 No.49596165 ITS CRASHING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:02:59 2022 No.49596188 File: 4 KB, 250x187, 1648687385601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my portfolio is KAPUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:00 2022 No.49596189 File: 149 KB, 906x1374, 1647101378557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ummm?????!??? I thought we were recovering?!?!?!??!??!

>>	Proud Democrat Mon Jun 13 17:03:04 2022 No.49596193 Biden doesn't set the price of gas. Biden doesn't set the price of food. Biden doesn't set the price of crypto. Biden doesn't set the price of stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:12 2022 No.49596198 File: 152 KB, 750x980, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to tell you guys. /UHG/ shills destroyed your path to wealth. Reminder GAZPROM will open at $15+

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:15 2022 No.49596200

>>49596036
no, the moment 9% daily inflation stops being a meme nobody will sell
stocks are no longer paper certs you can trade offline directly for whatever it is you want, you can only sell for the fiat your bank uses
clearing times alone will me a massive turnoff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:35 2022 No.49596217 >>49596193 n-noo!! my conservative narrative!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:38 2022 No.49596218 File: 186 KB, 472x472, 1650666375697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596189 we are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:41 2022 No.49596222 File: 422 KB, 1080x1195, 1655127311661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sub 30k soon

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:41 2022 No.49596220

>>49595124
They will go back to the golden age of the 80s. Remember, it was the Plaza Accord that killed the Japanese economy because it forced them to appreciate the yen against the dollar. The devaluation of the yen will stimulate the Japanese economy because it stimulates exports

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:48 2022 No.49596224 >>49596193 Biden doesn't set the price of your bussy either and let's just say it's on clearance chud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:55 2022 No.49596230 Everyone selling today is gonna feel like a moron tomorrow. ...but then they'll feel like geniuses again by friday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:58 2022 No.49596231 File: 2.00 MB, 418x314, 1652169608293.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:05 2022 No.49596234 >>49596136 10 year got no chill brah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:12 2022 No.49596236 >>49596198 i need sauce on your schizo theory

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:14 2022 No.49596238
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And all Startup Markets are collapsing. Most Startup companies stopped funding their project programs. Sequoia Company said that they've stopped funding enterpreneur programs for 2 years. Mass unemployment is coming.

And economists are predicting that this crisis will be much worst than 1930's Depression.

https://news.crunchbase.com/business/sequoia-warning-founders/

And in England, a small business coalition are predicting that more than 80% of small businesses are going to bankrupt in the next 2 weeks. And this one is pretty real.

Fuck Capitalism. Hahahahah...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:21 2022 No.49596241 File: 106 KB, 981x794, 1654576298090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596047 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:25 2022 No.49596244 File: 7 KB, 241x250, 5DBB584D-AC15-4300-91DC-10A6D79F24DB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Who fell for the “pump”?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:28 2022 No.49596245 File: 19 KB, 671x502, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much money did this cost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:31 2022 No.49596246 >>49596079 HAS JIM TWEETED YET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:31 2022 No.49596249 File: 2.61 MB, 2000x1303, FOC0wvNVsAMsLbT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yep I told you to buy back into DRIP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:35 2022 No.49596250 >>49596222 >pic Kek wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:48 2022 No.49596258 >all the 20somethings in early 2000s pop punk videos are now grandparent age

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:48 2022 No.49596257 File: 23 KB, 320x232, Indian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >S&P officially in bear market Slurp-sirs, what are we redeeming?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:53 2022 No.49596261
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>>49596193
>Biden doesn't set the price of gas.
>Biden doesn't set the price of food.
>Biden doesn't set the price of crypto.
>Biden doesn't set the price of stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:04 2022 No.49596267 sirs halp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:14 2022 No.49596275 >>49596198 Are Ruskie stocks about to start trading soon? Got a small Lukoil bet I'd like to see make some proft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:19 2022 No.49596279 Who the fuck is selling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:26 2022 No.49596284 >>49596250 Giga chad ussop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:28 2022 No.49596287 >>49596157 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:36 2022 No.49596294 >>49596128 look up how long it took to get back to the highs in 1929

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:55 2022 No.49596303

>>49596193
Funny because he was taking credit for it going down after the spr nothingburger

Biden is unironically the lowest iq president weve ever had. Hes lucky thats hes old and people just chalk it up to age but he was never intelligent in congress either

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:00 2022 No.49596306 File: 127 KB, 918x640, 1641336536847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/cel can't breed. Go away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:01 2022 No.49596307 >>49596161 I agree with your advice on comfort for your most used items but I am a broke grad student. A Steelcase deal or something near it is probably what I'll do. Thanks anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:07 2022 No.49596313 >>49596222 Checked. God Usopp Colorized

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:17 2022 No.49596320 CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:17 2022 No.49596321 File: 114 KB, 256x319, 12B971A5-EE4F-4B49-AA26-411A338C2538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596279 It was your opportunity to get out and you didn’t

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:27 2022 No.49596327 >>49595644 did the same & sold 62.33, i want to be on the right side of weds-friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:34 2022 No.49596333 File: 1.06 MB, 800x1132, 1655133206808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596189 >>49596165 Clearly just an mid morning bounce. You screwballs better get your head on straight for this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:06:41 2022 No.49596338 >>49596193 >>49596200 Biden closed the oil pumps Biden implemented sanction Biden printed a lot of money with deficit spending Biden said "this is the strongest economy ever"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:00 2022 No.49596347 >1 post by this ID Qui

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:01 2022 No.49596349 File: 1.46 MB, 1920x1080, F-FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING BACK UP. FUCKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:08 2022 No.49596356 >>49596193 Anon, just admit you voted wrong and take it on the chin. We will only slightly make fun of you for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:12 2022 No.49596358 File: 371 KB, 1280x842, 1645545799245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Money is probably going to Kike the market between Wednesday and Friday. Those are the days where Fed Meeting, VIX Options, and Triple Witching happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:25 2022 No.49596368 File: 1.91 MB, 320x172, cary-elwes-robinhood.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595615

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:26 2022 No.49596369

>>49596238
>it's pretty funny that after all that's happened we can come to the conclusion that all politicians and economists are actually fucking retards that aren't any smarter than the person who bagged your groceries today, yet they are in charge of everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:31 2022 No.49596373 File: 204 KB, 500x500, 1433113789306.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596320 There is no conductor, anon.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:34 2022 No.49596374

>>49596193
no, biden just wastes our economy to "send a message" to russia instead along with all his even more liberal buddies in NATO

who cares if germans freeze to death? russia needs to know that doing the same thing as the US (but more explicit) is NOT OKAY lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:38 2022 No.49596376 >>49596193 > Lets order millions of people to stay in their homes and cover up the economic impact by printing $6 Trillion. > time passes > By what mechanism are all these prices rising? Clearly not anything I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:39 2022 No.49596379 >>49596193 Biden released the biggest oil release ever Biden refused to help Ukraine end the war soon. Biden continued to print into this inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:39 2022 No.49596380 Kek remember when Trump said Gas was going to $8 a gallon and they are going to tell you to get rid of your car

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:45 2022 No.49596383 File: 186 KB, 480x270, conductor we have a problem.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596320

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:51 2022 No.49596386 >>49596193 cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:53 2022 No.49596387 Holy fuck bobo bros. I almost thought it was over for us

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:03 2022 No.49596396 Look at the call volume on Lockheed $600+ calls. Someone is betting world war 3 is coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:05 2022 No.49596398 I did not buy drv calls. I am a giga nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:15 2022 No.49596408 File: 30 KB, 825x410, l1yji168eai71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595374 >shutting down all domestic oil production and discovery was Trump's fault

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:16 2022 No.49596410
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>wash rule
so because you sold certain lots of a stock at a loss, the IRS gets to fuck with your cost basis/average the next time you want to trade that security?

how the fuck is this legal?
>sucks you lost money, how about we make you lose even more money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:19 2022 No.49596413 File: 70 KB, 800x675, 1652982306627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596338 >Mfw Biden unironically used Americans dumping everything into their savings accounts as a good thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:26 2022 No.49596416 >>49596387 We close at 1k down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:26 2022 No.49596415 sure would be nice if i was allowed more than 1 trade a day. goddamn elizabeth warren.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:36 2022 No.49596419 File: 2.20 MB, 225x320, 1628656813860.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762 well I see somone made a stinky with options

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:42 2022 No.49596425 >>49596380 fake and racist (including jews) news

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:46 2022 No.49596427 File: 77 KB, 640x444, CEFDF5A6-06E4-4666-9F08-9417546D546B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEM?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:47 2022 No.49596428 >>49596380 He was our soothsayer who got treated like the court fool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:08:49 2022 No.49596433 File: 361 KB, 1079x1780, Screenshot_20220613-190739_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596279 >Who the fuck is selling Jpow is selling his millions of peeandpoo500 shares and SOXL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:15 2022 No.49596444 I just bought SPY puts

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:17 2022 No.49596445

Do you see it yet, glowfaggots? Is it all boiling over?
Just ask some more anons how much money they lost. That will teach them to acknowledge the obvious fact that you're all retarded faggots who are destroying civilization with your glowfaggot puppet regime!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:24 2022 No.49596449 File: 492 KB, 779x834, 1654828770775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595374 *Trump/Putin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:33 2022 No.49596454 pink boy summer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:44 2022 No.49596460 >>49596433 The Fed isn't reinvesting them not selling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:45 2022 No.49596461 >>49596396 screenshot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:58 2022 No.49596472 File: 200 KB, 850x1423, tumblr_o39nkuJi381v03xaeo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596410 yeah wash trade rules are gay and retarded fuck the IRS

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:10:05 2022 No.49596475

>>49595234
>i lost all my money.
O good, I came here to remind you about you telling me that I was wrong about oil, you remember that because you wree telling people to buy sucking amazon and I told you that stock would get wiped out and you would be unemployed? Remember that? When are you going to kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:10:41 2022 No.49596492 >>49596449 cases upon cases of the sugarjew, 6 bags of chips. im sensing they use a kart in the store

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:11:24 2022 No.49596512 >>49596193 BIDEN 2024 RISE UP BIDENCHADS BEST PREZ EVER EZ I GOT A FREE TRANSGENDER SURGERY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:11:29 2022 No.49596515 /GME/ predicted all of this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:11:41 2022 No.49596520 File: 36 KB, 481x485, F9E9C645-AA0B-4359-9620-A2E4B498BC8E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596387 Short covering and scalping... Don’t worry bobro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:11:42 2022 No.49596523 >>49596449 >Nothing but junk food >no pasta >no beans >no rice >no organ meats Yeah these people arent gonna survive the depression

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:11:55 2022 No.49596530

>>49595374

it's the dems fault, and it's not just federal, it's across the whole country laws that decentivize oil production for green meme energy. The oil companies have no incentives to increase production, they see it as high risk considering governments position on oil, so they will just let prices rise and collect profits with zero risk over over extending them selves and getting hammered by the government

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:22 2022 No.49596548 >>49596492 Is there so much sugar in american chips? I think the mountain dew is worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:22 2022 No.49596549 File: 951 KB, 1011x2056, BCB7E1FD-BEB1-4FDC-B4F0-1B558EBAE1B7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don’t they just assassinate Putin because of that Putinflation???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:22 2022 No.49596547 >>49596410 the people who make the laws are the people who benefit from fucking you and you're wondering why you're getting raped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:23 2022 No.49596551 I wish we could arrive to a place where we can drop the "glow" because "faggot" is colloquially understood to refer to intelligence assets and security clearance holders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:25 2022 No.49596553 File: 246 KB, 1536x2048, 9dd166a0c110ef9655eef601bbf14c72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HD Walter White

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:29 2022 No.49596555 >>49596461 jan 20 2023 vol 720 sept 16 2022 449

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:38 2022 No.49596560 >>49596523 >Yeah these people arent gonna survive the depression That's the idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:43 2022 No.49596565 >>49596396 a whole 3 calls out in jan24. is that you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:43 2022 No.49596566 >>49595153 Fag bug. You interfered with Gods HIV plan for you so he sent this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:44 2022 No.49596567 >>49596515 did they also predict that they'd go down twice as fast as the shit & piss 500

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:59 2022 No.49596576 any anons have some tips for selling puts on inverse etfs? Seems like it might be a good strategy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:26 2022 No.49596593 jpow pump on wednesday.. last chance to close shorts and go long

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:31 2022 No.49596595 I averaged down on all my longs today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:39 2022 No.49596600 >>49596553 fuck off back to /tv/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:44 2022 No.49596605 >>49595234 >i lost all my money. When are you going to kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:59 2022 No.49596612 >>49596379 this 100%. democrat shills will never admit it. i am not investing in the stock market again until biden is kicked out.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:07 2022 No.49596617

>>49596530
Simply because they're dumb and naive. Green energy sounds great, but they had absolutely no plan to implement it smoothly. All the politicians bought $80k Teslas and said "see how great this is!". But can't understand the average American can't afford that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:30 2022 No.49596630 >>49596593 If he does 50 bps market will dump. If he does 75 bps market will crash because he said no need for 75 before and clearly has no idea what he is doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:45 2022 No.49596637 File: 826 KB, 793x761, 1651943585589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595234 Post gore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:59 2022 No.49596646 Ok I yield, I’ll vote Drumpf this time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:00 2022 No.49596647 >>49596548 cases referred to the mountain jews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:03 2022 No.49596651 >>49596515 > GME predicted a market crash that people have been predicting since 2020. Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:17 2022 No.49596661 File: 406 KB, 420x598, 1650860979833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't care, still holding VOO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:22 2022 No.49596664 >>49596617 What we need is nationwide rail infrastructure and streetcars/light rail/subways in every major city. Stop forcing every single American to buy a car just to be able to get around the country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:25 2022 No.49596665 >>49596257 Roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:30 2022 No.49596668 File: 1.79 MB, 355x343, dickon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595762

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:55 2022 No.49596680 File: 52 KB, 222x210, 234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:10 2022 No.49596685 >>49596576 why..? if you're selling options, sell them where the liquidity is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:25 2022 No.49596696 File: 140 KB, 462x422, greenboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oo, that 0.01% rise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:37 2022 No.49596702 >>49596664 >streetcars/light rail/subways You must be a euro. Everyone knows this will never work because of our beautiful diversity. They are the reason our public infrastructure went to trash in the 1970s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:39 2022 No.49596706 >>49596661 Just bought more this morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:39 2022 No.49596707 >>49596664 I don't think you realize how spread out America is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:41 2022 No.49596708 >>49596664 That would require bipartisan agreement to make it happen and that will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:44 2022 No.49596710 >>49596664 lmao Biden already put that forward but everyone agreed that it will be a fucking glorified Amtrak filled with shitskins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:45 2022 No.49596712 RRP RELEASED FOR TODAY, IT IS HIGHER WE BROKE 2.2 TRILLION NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:02 2022 No.49596722 Now that the market is crashing but GME is crashing with it, what are the cultist saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:06 2022 No.49596727 >>49596567 Yes, the more it crashes the bigger the gme drops, until the point of margin calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:16 2022 No.49596734 >>49596410 >the IRS gets to fuck with your cost basis/average the next time you want to trade that security i mean, the disallowed loss gets added to your basis so that 'fucking with' actually benefits you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:19 2022 No.49596737 File: 195 KB, 2048x2048, 1645019198107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49595339 i've watched and learned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:38 2022 No.49596747 I sold my qqq puts 2 weeks ago :/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:53 2022 No.49596755 >>49596722 i'm not going to redit to do your research for you nigger fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:59 2022 No.49596758 my question is if the dollar will retrace to form a cup and handle, or will it just simply blow through upwards much sooner than later?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:07 2022 No.49596762 >>49596685 so sell calls on the non inverse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:11 2022 No.49596765 >>49596712 Where you see it? St. Louis Fed doesn't release number for another 45 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:13 2022 No.49596766 >>49596664 >streetcars/light rail/subways in every major city anon every city has blacks you gotta share that with

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:16 2022 No.49596768
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>>49596707
Yes, America is very spread out. That doesn't mean anything, because the vast majority of the population are concentrated in small areas. We don't need dozens of thousands of miles of rail in places where no one lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:18 2022 No.49596770 File: 94 KB, 740x740, nicole-kopchak-bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what's the next false flag to distract the normies from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:19 2022 No.49596771 >>49596755 How many GME are you holding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:19 2022 No.49596772 >>49596664 >>>/n/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:40 2022 No.49596784 >>49596758 Will the BOJ continue being retarded? Will the ECB? There's what drives the dollar right now, not meme lines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:18:42 2022 No.49596785 File: 485 KB, 640x640, 580EB224-8971-4F9A-9F31-BC6826547CDE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49596664 America is too big for this to work. Not like people in their tiny faggy European “countries” understand this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:02 2022 No.49596799 >>49596762 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:03 2022 No.49596800 >>49596765 NY FED RRP OPERATIONS WEBSITE, NY FED IS ONLY FED THAT MATTERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:12 2022 No.49596807 >>49596747 Not a bad move if you had just bought them back last Thursday or Friday even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:17 2022 No.49596814 >>49596785 Europe occupies about 2% of the world's surface area and 6.8% of the world's total land area (57,510,000sq miles). Therefore, Europe has a bigger land area (3,910,680 sq miles) than the U.S. (3,531,905 sq miles).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:19 2022 No.49596816 >>49596770 Hopefully I die in it LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:22 2022 No.49596818 >>49596612 >i am not investing in the stock market again until biden is kicked out. Instead of not doing anything, just buy oil until Biden is out, easy money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:23 2022 No.49596820 File: 179 KB, 1142x1405, E6heKsMUYAIKL6M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lightenup buy the dip nows your chance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJl-avjRgzU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:25 2022 No.49596822 >>49596770 it’s been the biggest thing talked about here for weeks….

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:31 2022 No.49596824 >>49596768 that's literally bigger than all of europe by a massive margin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:35 2022 No.49596826 next >>49596808 >>49596808 >>49596808 >>49596808

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:20:08 2022 No.49596843 >>49596664 >just get on the train with the crackheads and gang members that will rob/rape/kill you

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:20:51 2022 No.49596873

>>49596664
transportation costs as percentage of median income outside of US is 8%.
transportation costs as percentage of median income inside the US is 16%.
you're asking for a drop in GDP by 8%.
it's not happening before the end of the country.
the country ends in 2024 though so maybe it will happen before the end of our lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:20:51 2022 No.49596872 >>49596814 Again, diversity, kid. If you're Euro or some naive leftist, you have no idea what kind of trash one has to deal with on trains and buses. Zero clue. You probably think gypsies are bad lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:00 2022 No.49596879 >>49596800 sry I'm a St. Louis Fed fanboy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:27 2022 No.49596906 someone baked a new bread i mean thread >>49596808 >>49596808 >>49596808 >>49596808 >>49596808

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:34 2022 No.49596915 >>49595153 Only affects fags having orgies. Who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:50 2022 No.49596925 >>49595063 can someone explain why the !-heck-! you're complaining? i watched your yankee bastard pig dog white house briefings and mr biden man assured me he had consulted with the american public on this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:34 2022 No.49596957 >>49596555 thanks very interesting, looks like a gamble. wonder what info made them make this play

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:53 2022 No.49596971
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>>49596630
He needs to do 5 full % points, monthly. You can’t double the worlds money supply and expect things will work out fine. This is an intentional controlled demolition of the global economy to usher in the Great Reset. Start trading like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:58 2022 No.49596976 >>49596238 This is... News to me and very not good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:24:13 2022 No.49597039 >>49595143 Based Salmain dabbing on cartels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:26:38 2022 No.49597139 >>49595601 Happened to me too nigger, is ok. Lost 200 mollars

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:27:52 2022 No.49597178 >>49596843 quivering coward

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:27:57 2022 No.49597182 If inflation is happening all around the globe, why are people blaming Biden for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:29:58 2022 No.49597264 >>49596771 none i scooped up a bunch at 80-90 and sold at 118 this cycle. waiting for it to go back to 70 before i buy more

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:30:00 2022 No.49597267 >>49595143 That's such a clear case of money laundering it isn't even funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:32:30 2022 No.49597369 File: 37 KB, 600x600, 55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UXVY bros we going to the MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:35:15 2022 No.49597475

>>49596376
Correct, it was congress, Trump and the fed that did that. Unironically Trump not being president for this term is a blessing for him.
>>49597182
Because he could do things to alleviate some aspects of inflation but instead he has added more fuel and tried to add even more fuel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:37:02 2022 No.49597534 >>49596244 I did, I sold my puts at -200

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:46:59 2022 No.49597931 Syscon; a proof-of-work blockchain with a hashrate second only to Bitcoin, is a trustless computing platform combining both Ethereum and Bitcoin protocol into one ideal system that will power tomorrow's innovative distributed applications.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:00:12 2022 No.49598491 >>49597182 Because one (not the only one) of the major factor for worldwide inflation is the US exporting its own inflation abroad due to the dollar being the reserve currency of the world. To be honest the federal reserve is more to blame than Biden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:01:53 2022 No.49598565 >>49596338 >Biden printed a lot of money with deficit spending This was Trump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:03:50 2022 No.49598645 >>49595587 Why do they count being a stoner and a drunk as a qualifying disability lmao

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