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MICHAEL JUSTLOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
ITS OVER

>> No.49592067

when realized
then it's safe to buy

>> No.49592089

congrats on this, seriously

>> No.49592099

>>49592027
AHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAA HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD HE BUY BTC WITH LEVERAGE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS DUDE IS RETARDED

>> No.49592129

If he reads that tweet he would realize it

>> No.49592140

it's going to 1M EOY

>> No.49592155

>>49592027
HAHAHAHAAHAHAA INSTITUTIONS GET THE ROPE

>> No.49592184

Based

>> No.49592196

>>49592027
soooooo dont realize the loss and bounce back?
its literally that easy

>> No.49592202

SIR DO NOT REALIZE

>> No.49592207

This is a necessary process before things can even begin to heal.
Embrace it.

>> No.49592227

>>49592027
someone better send him some rope he can't afford it himself now

>> No.49592236

>>49592067
you weren't fag, then i realized is the case :)

>> No.49592239

>>49592027
Whys he called Justlor? What’s the joke?

>> No.49592283

>Between October 1 and November 29, 2021, MicroStrategy bought 7,002 bitcoins for about $414.4 million in cash at an average purchase price of $59,187
lmao

>> No.49592284

>>49592027
>Muh digital real-estate
Get fucked, nerd

>> No.49592323

>>49592027
kek the more this guy gets rekt the more i'll be buying

>> No.49592410

>>49592227
KEK

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>>49592027
>zukicure

>> No.49592667

>>49592027
Someone pls do the needful and realize

>> No.49592684

>>49592202

Kek

>> No.49592698

>>49592283
>average purchase price of $59,187
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.49592710

>>49592239
>Whys he called Justlor? What’s the joke?
Leave and never return. Enough newfags here already.

>> No.49592745

What is his liquidation price

>> No.49592770

how do we know when he panic sells??

>> No.49592801
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>>49592202
MY SIDES

>> No.49592838

>>49592027
Either Ken Griffin or Sam Bankman are going to plunder this absolute retard. We should get one nice big technical bounce then market will be taking Saylor Moon out. They will get his bitcoin and short his stock to zero by 2023

>> No.49592951

>>49592027
Eh he was the cherry on top that brought in the wrath of this bloodbath. blabbering and boasting like a coked up retard

>S

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>>49592202

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>>49592745
$3,562

>> No.49593121

>>49592202
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.49593163

>>49593068
yea I don't know why people on here act like microstrategy literally has no other assets to cover themselves

>> No.49593180

>>49593068
Doable.

>> No.49593223

Imagine being an order of magnitude off on this and being proud

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>>49592202
oh no no no

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>>49593068
Is anybody retarded and gullible enough to believe this shit lol?
If bitcorn dip below 20k this is game over for saylormoon

>> No.49593377

>>49592027
https://www.newsbtc.com/news/bitcoin/a-look-inside-microstrategys-2-4-billion-loan-used-to-buy-bitcoin/

>> No.49593381

>>49593313
20k sounds far more realistic than 3-4k but imo hes toast if it goes to 21k

>> No.49593410

>>49592099
Because the worst that can happen is that you go bankrupt, and depending on your citizenship that might have near zero consequences.

>> No.49593520

>>49593410
he was worth over a billion dollars before touching bitcoin. billionaire to zero is a pretty severe consequence

>> No.49593521

>>49593381
He must be sweating bullets cal. 700 rn. I wonder how his boomer heart can handle all the stress, especially since he's probably coked up the eyeballs on a daily basis.
Do we know what happoon to the bitcorns if he dies?
Who is holding the private keys?

>> No.49593623

>>49593381
that's only for a 216m loan though. idk how much it is in bitcoins but can't be too much considering he bought at higher prices. also they have the option to provide more collateral (the company has over 100k bitcoins that can't be option called until 2026) and not have it liquidated

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>>49592027
What an absolute retard

>> No.49593638

>>49593520
Not if you've went and fucked all your assets into shell companies and trusts before declaring bankruptcy.

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>>49593521
he will have to go full monk mode not to blow his brain

>> No.49593906

>$1bil
He bought $4bil bitfucks in total. He literally lost over a quarter of his money lol.

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>>49593906
did he realize the loss?

>> No.49594092

the stock price of his company also went from $1k to $150 since Feb 2021. Bitfuck. Not even once.

>>49593973
he's going to realize it a year from now when it's $3.5bil

>> No.49594481

>>49592027
I can read the hirigana, and it says ''oyasumi'', which means ''good night''.
Any Nipponfags here that can translate the kanji at the end?

>> No.49594613

>>49592239
>Just

>> No.49594781

>>49594481
it says good night, sweet prince

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>>49592027
>microstrategy
>a billion in losses
lmao

>> No.49594788

>>49594092
you sound like you came straight from reddit, would you please go back there

>> No.49594812

ONE BILLION DOLLARS

>> No.49594858

>>49594788
it's going to zero bro
get out while you still can

>> No.49594938

>>49592027
eli5

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>>49592202
Sir this is margin calling, it is time to do the needful

>> No.49595003

>>49592283
The sad thing is I think he is right about the long term value of bitcoin, but these short term swings are a bitch

>> No.49595043

>>49594783
More like nano strategy.

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>>49594781
kek

>> No.49595213

you are still here?
go back

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>>49592027
he literally kept buying high, high off hopium, praying it would continue to pump upwards, but that's not how investing works. like warren buffet says, only buy when others are fearful, when there's blood on the streets. saylor's just too autistic for his own good like vitalik. this is why ETH is bound for failure

>> No.49597185

>>49592283
>MicroStrategy bought 7,002 bitcoins for about $414.4 million in cash at an average purchase price of $59,187

ha ha what a loser

>> No.49597525

>>49592239
Just fuck my shit up senpai

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49597533

>El Salvador
>-50%
Bukkakele on suicide watch

>> No.49597707

>>49593068
imagine if all the whales corroborated to get this cunt liquidated, the melt up from 3500 would be historic

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>>49597533
>50%
BULLISH

>> No.49597789

>>49597185
wew

>> No.49597922

>>49592027
>Another start of decade
>Another $1+ billion loss on unrealized gains
Gotta love his consistency

>> No.49598428

>>49592027
welp, better get off the internet so he doesnt realize.

>> No.49598529

>>49592196
>he still thinks BTC is bitcoin
ngmi

>> No.49598597

>>49592239
you have to go back

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>>49592202

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49599170

Not a loss if he didn't sell

>> No.49599214

>>49593521
I dont think he gives a shit. He’s rich and old, he probably does this just because its hilarious. Dude probably doesnt even believe in BTC and just trolling the world.

>> No.49599508

>>49594481
>>49594781
Localizationfags at it again, it's the kanji for "world" not prince

>but yeah, pretty much "good night, sweet prince"

>> No.49599608

>>49594481
Sekai which means world.

Good night world.

>> No.49599650

>>49592129
underrated

>> No.49599707

>>49592129
Nice one

>> No.49599859

>>49592239

Justed - To have your spirit and physical being crushed into a state of submission. To have your life ruined beyond repair.

But you have to go back

>> No.49599920

>>49592239
>he doesn't know about just posting

>> No.49600010

>>49592202
based

>> No.49600142

>>49593313
Its a publicly traded company you mouth breathing mongoloid. We know exactly what they hold.

>> No.49600439

>>49593313
big brain
>>49593068
>>49600142
smol brain

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>>49592202

>> No.49600490

>>49592129
kek