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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49587663

kek funny lines

>> No.49587770

lol my money's gone

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>>49587389
First for thread theme
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>> No.49588435
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I can't even get a job with a degree and experience. Including jobs I've done in the past. Literally only two calling me in ,one is clearly just wasting my time and the other is a part time position doing what I used to do. I have to demand significant pay because at current gas prices I am not going to drive that far.

Pfft $16!? Part time!? 4 hours a day 5 days a week!? LOL! Thats only $47 a day after taxes. $35 after gas due to where it is. Personal time of 1 hour to prep alongside a $2.50 lunch made, $32.50. The kicker is I rounded up the low end of the salary that they inevitably don't allow to negotiate. May not even bother with the interview at this point. At $32.50 a day that's only $162.50 by eow. I can "gamble" on stocks and I make $162.50 in a weeks time with extremely low risk although such a like amount feels like a waste of time.

And just like that this job is also a waste of time. If I can make that in a week with low risk with only 3 hours of effort but locking up all my money in, then why should I consider spending 20 hours and an additional 10 hours (drive included). The irony that I can make that in a week on stocks but am too lazy to

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BOBO HAVE MERCY

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>>49587389
TRIP BREAKERS TRIP BREAKERS

>> No.49588676

Is it time to buy SPY calls yet?

>> No.49588695
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>started to invest over a year ago
Why is life so difficult

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I'm going to stop looking at my portfolio for about a month, hope things get a little brighter after the FOMC meeting.

Markets are completely collapsing and frankly I think its an overreaction.

Have a safe week everyone.

>> No.49588774

>>49588435
What degree do you have?
16 an hour?

>> No.49588870

>>49588729
EYES ON THE 10 YEAR YIELD

>> No.49588908

>>49588729
See you tomorrow friend

>> No.49588933
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Fuck you bears

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>>49588933
embrace it

>> No.49588961

>>49588729
>overreaction
Nah, this has been a long time coming. Frankly you should be happy it is only dumping this much.

>> No.49588980

>>49588933
This isn't bears. Bears cover their shorts at some point. This is all bulls shitting their pants and selling everything they have.

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It could always be worse, frens.
You could be invested in crypto...

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Who's to blame?

>> No.49589026

I just got a 20 year old illegal immigrant qt pregnant. Would it be better for us to just run off to her country for the next five years and weather the storm? I have about $60k in cash but can probably up that to $80k by selling my car and other stuff.

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SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.

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Anyone else buying oil right now or am i a retard

>> No.49589040

>>49589025
jews

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>>49589025

>> No.49589088

>>49589025
jews

>> No.49589093

and I'm spent for now. hope you all bought the best stuff.

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WE ARE HEALING

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>>49589093
Now get ready to average down

>> No.49589172

>>49588950
>retards being bearish at support
never change biz

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>muh precovid bottom
Shit was considered overbought precovid. The bottom on this ine is deep. This one has been a long time coming. Rejoice Millenials and BoggleChads! The promised cheapies are here! Juden Let my Market go!

>> No.49589215

What if we find out all of the BTC brokerages don't have the BTC to back up their user holdings?

>> No.49589223

SOXL is such a bargain at sub 30 prices they said

>> No.49589226

>>49589189
would you go back to /pol/ and shill silver shitposter

>> No.49589257

>>49589162
yes ok long time left in my life. I like to own more please. income is safe.

>> No.49589286

>>49589226

>noticing that jews are overrepresented in the fed means you're /pol/

That means you understand objective reality.

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.

>> No.49589335

why did i listen to you niggers shilling siga
I'm down 15 percent

>> No.49589366

>>49589335
stop buying shit stocks and shit coins

>> No.49589368

>>49589189
>Shit was considered overbought precovid.
Exactly this. I will not blink until it at least hits 2009 bottom.

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>>49589189
>The promised cheapies are here!
Bratty market needed correction.

>> No.49589390

>>49589226
Just blow in from reddit buddy?

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>>49589376
Oh nyo!

>> No.49589463

>debt market boom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeFZvoKOnk0

>> No.49589499

>>49589335
its pride month how is it going down?!

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>private equity firms using cheap money from the Fed to buy up all the real estate, driving inflation
>Fed: "We'd better make money more expensive for everyone."

Great that trillion-dollar companies who employ many thousands of people are having their growth curtailed because Schlomo got too greedy buying up all the houses
I wish we had two different financial systems or two different currencies or something

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

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...it's unironically over, isn't it?

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shhhhhhh.....
our time is soon

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>>49589566

I'm convinced he's just a shill for bigger players telling boomers and retards to keep buying so those big players can dump their bags.

>> No.49589736

>>49589703
he is, yes

>> No.49589775

>>49589566
I can't find that tweet, fake & gay or deleted?

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>>49589550
Fresh lows!
>>49589566
Oh yeah i forgot all about this tweet. lmao.

>> No.49589809

>>49589566
Fake shit.

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>>49589703
WOW!!! YOU DON'T SAY???? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OMG, SHOCKING!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHT, THAT NONE OF US KNEW!!!!!! NEXT TELL US THAT THE PINA COLADA SONG (ESCAPE) IS ABOUT A GUY CHEATING ON HIS WIFE

>> No.49589831

I’ve lost like $9k in the last two months. When is this shit going to unfuck itself?

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>>49589566
>please please provide exit liquidity for my bags retail bros i'm counting on you

>> No.49589851

>>49589593
The crash has to get bad enough that sentiment about what FED will do after this 75 hike will shift. 75 will turbo the current crash, this will be the likely turning point if any comes soon.

>> No.49589887

>>49588998
Ha yeah who would invest in crypto and stock. Diversify is a meme haha

>> No.49589950

>>49588646
Nah we wont trip circuit breakers.......will we?

>> No.49590079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCGIogTWv0

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We were warned about today.

How are you guys holding up?

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/smg/ slowing down massively. did the anons rope themselves or are they going to their wage cages?

>> No.49590158

PANIC SELL SIGA

>> No.49590217

>>49590146
Thread split.

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>>49590146
It's lunchtime.

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The last 2 years have been one massive pump initiated by the fed. The S&P will be dropping 1,000 points before we hit anything remotely resembling a bottom.

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>>49590141
All cash. I just wish I were a better trader so I could have profited on the way down.

>> No.49590400

>>49588774
Business admin. What a waste of time it was. So many jobs act like if i stick with it ill have better opportunities yet here i am several years later and i cant even get what i used to work in as a full time bit part time and their nibblingto bring me in. Full time and i am completely ignored, told they had better candidates (i have 2+ years experience in a job that should require none) or rejected with a claim stating i dont have the qualifications i believe which is ridiculous.

Ive even seen literal janitor jobs demanding experience! Alright anons this os bogus what can I safely gamble 40k on to make some money weekly that comes out to $250? That's enough to cover basic necessities as i cant even get unemployment.