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49581580 No.49581580 [Reply] [Original]

Okay, bros. I'll do it. I'll save the market. I'll open a 25x short to hedge against my long. I've been thinking about doing so for about a week now, but assumed that it would go up as soon as I did so. I know that we'll get a massive green dong as so as I do so, but I don't give a shit anymore.

Feel free to thank me for my sacrifice.

>> No.49581634

Thank you for your service. I‘ll short that bounce

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49581760

why not long instead?

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>>49581580
>shorts the bottom
thank you soldier

>> No.49581991

>>49581914
They expect one of us in the wreckage.

>> No.49583365

>>49581914
you forgot to add on the way down
>shorts still somehow get liquidated