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CELSIUS JUST EXIT SCAMMED

COINBASE IS NEXT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.49573259

>>49573225
No shit asshole, there's already 400 threads about it

>> No.49573284

>>49573259
Shhh dont fuck with the bots

>> No.49573286

>>49573225
come on celsius drag us down to 20k

>> No.49573289

>>49573259
shhh anon let the tranny have its moment

>> No.49573339

Time for minecraft?

>> No.49573460

>>49573225
wait whats happening with coinbase?

>> No.49573492

>>49573225
why coinbase?

>> No.49573889

>>49573460
>>49573492
Are you retards? They've prepared their legal way to seize everything you have on their site as they're literally bankrupt. With the recent dump and bankrun that is happening it will not last long until news breaks

>> No.49573933

I can't send my crypto on coinbase even though I've waited past the waiting period for at least 1 of them.

>> No.49573946

>>49573225
>you trusted an exchange named after the temperature system used by people who never went to the moon

fucking idiots you get what you deserve

>> No.49573956
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49573956

>>49573225
their prime service for institutional customers doesnt trade usdc for usd anymore

>> No.49573957

coinbase doesn't provide any yield or leveraged products

>> No.49574393
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49574393

>>49573889
are YOU retarded. everybody is either exiting gemini, kucoin, ftx or kraken and either putting their shit in cold storage or transferring everything to coinbase or binanceUS lmao you a dum dum, can i have a lick?

>> No.49574409

>>49573946
your space program was run by German rocket scientists from start to finish, same with soviets

>> No.49574435

>>49573225
>Celsius and coinbased go insolvent
>tether and usdc implode
>bobo shorts and cash position goes to 0
Ohnononono o

>> No.49574505

>>49573225
Coinbase doesn't have anything to do with this, retard. You'll know it's fucked when smaller exchanges like Kucoin crumble first.

>> No.49574535

>>49573225
Binance also pauses withdrawals....no one acres

>> No.49574614

Celsius doesnt appear to have a major problem

It will probably get bought by Nexo

>> No.49574660

>>49574614
>not a major problem
bro

>> No.49574685

>>49573225
>COINBASE IS NEXT
Coinbase isn't running a ponzi, you dumbass.

>> No.49574710
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49574710

>>49573225
So what’s next? How do I get my bitcoin out?

>> No.49574747

>>49573225
Nah, coinbase gemini and cashapp all safe

>> No.49574877

how does this affect price negative?

>> No.49574984

>>49574710
call 1-800-SATOSHI
Talk slow, their english isnt so good.

>> No.49575056

>>49573225
>COINBASE IS NEXT
can you retards stop parroting this baseless bullshit? Coinbase are doing just fine. Their stock price literally does not matter to anyone but investors and they do not offer any unsustainable staking rewards. You may as well say that Binance is next.

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49575092

>>49574984
zoom zooms don't know how to dial letters tho

>> No.49575117

>>49574710
is this real

>> No.49575161

Where can I short CEL without doing KYC?

>> No.49575177

>>49573956
What the fuck

>> No.49575184
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49575184

Sus exchange. They freeze withdrawals.

>> No.49575198

>>49575056
The point about Coinbase is if Coinbase goes down it's totally utterly fucking over

>> No.49575237
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49575237

>>49575056
coinbase is getting ready to exit scam your ass

>> No.49575266

>>49575198
We're not nearly to utterly fucking over yet. Utterly fucking over is 4 digit BTC for an extended period, then slow bleed to death.

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49575316

1000 degres celsius portfolios

>> No.49575333

>>49574614
dude nexo is the problem lmao

>> No.49575335

>>49575198
which is a moot point because it's never going to happen.

>> No.49575403

>>49573225
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49575427

blockfi next?

>> No.49575594

>>49573889
The US just clarified that in the event of bankruptcy customers crypto assets would absolutely not be siezed

>> No.49575684

>>49575594
Gonna need some proof of this tall tale.

>> No.49575809

>>49575594
Source

>> No.49575838

>>49575184
Access*****
*T&C apply
*Retards only
*Get fucked
*No refunds

>> No.49575928

>>49573225
why Coinbase?

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49575975

Four digits when?

>> No.49576155

>>49575684
>>49575809
Can’t find it for shit but I think it was clarified in the recent round of regulations by the SEC or somethin

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49576264

You own nothing goyim.

>> No.49576326

>>49576264
here >>49574263

>> No.49576492

>>49576264
literally 90% of their team is israelis lmao

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49576502

>>49576155
Somethin by Senator Lummis I’m sure you can look it up and find out more

>> No.49576672

>>49576502
That's up for vote you absolute retard. And then IF (it won't) passes, they will still need to put it as legislation (which can still not include that specific section or slightly different or whatever).
At best, that's law in 10 years

>> No.49577414

>>49575427
>blockfi next?

unlikely, if anything they'll survive this onslaught with their penalty already paid and the securities license underway.

>> No.49577484

>>49573225
I thought they did this weeks ago?

>> No.49578262

Bitcoin is the unstoppable wave of the future. I'm taking advantage of the current dip to stockpile more BTC for long-term investment. I'm also investing more in Syscon. A fork of the bitcoin protocol, merge-mined with BTC to give users a secure, stable, and scalable network