/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49570739]

Like lean hogs to the slaughter

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/male:Pig+Man
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>49568716
RYN0A

[Anonymous No.49570764]

Prelude to the melt-up beings on Wednesday. 75 basis point raise won't happen and market sentiment will turn positive. In July we'll find out that June inflation plummeted. By the end of July bulls will be in full control. Enjoy the euphoria will it lasts, bobo.

[Anonymous No.49570767]

Buying more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49570769]

This is a bottom

[Anonymous No.49570774]

red rover
red rover
its joever

[Anonymous No.49570775]

>>49570567
It's time for a great big glass of orange juice on Monday. You earned it!

[Anonymous No.49570776]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.49570794]

>>49570769

[Anonymous No.49570795]

>>49570681
True but John Deere at least has some super precise proprietary GPS for autonomous planting or something.

She had fucking Netflix in there as well.

(BRKY has no aberrant components)

[Anonymous No.49570801]

the crypto pits are wailing but tomorrow it will be our turn to be screaming

[Anonymous No.49570802]

>>49570739
That hog ain't all that lean...
But the hogs will save us. It has been foretold since the dawn of days

[Anonymous No.49570810]

>>49570769
unfortunately it isn't "the" bottom

[Anonymous No.49570811]

lol. lmao. kek, even.

[Anonymous No.49570814]

>>49570739
That's a very cute /an/imal webm there anon. Thanks for sharing!

[Anonymous No.49570825]

>>49570764
GDP: NEVER RECOVERED
QT: NEVER STARTED
RAPE HIKES: NEVER RESUMED
INFLATION: PEAKED
BOBO: KEKED

[Anonymous No.49570843]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49570850]

>>49570811
orange juice bros we're unstoppable

[Anonymous No.49570854]

[Anonymous No.49570860]

>>49570739
how do I acquire a cat with a mustache?

[Anonymous No.49570863]

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.49570867]

>>49570739
SHOULD I SELL EVERYTHING?? EVEN MY OIL AND COAL?? HELP HELP HELP

[Anonymous No.49570869]

Wait wait I can do this haha wait it hasn't been done yet

ahem

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49570878]

>>49570802
kek bears eternally btfo

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49570896]

This is another cocktease, isn't it? I don't feel like we've really gotten cheapies until AAPL is in the 120s.

[Anonymous No.49570899]

>>49570096
>Be American
>Wake up
>Eat sugary breakfast cereal
>Eat sugary cinnamon roll
>Eat pancakes drenched in sugary syrup
>Drink sugary orange juice
>Drive to work
>Pick up sugary Starbucks latte
>Arrive at work
>Coworker brought sugary doughnuts
>Karen offers you sugary cupcakes
>Eat some so I'm not accused of being fatphobic
>Wash it down with a sugary Coke
>Pick up insulin from Walmart
>Get shot
>Ambulance drives me to hospital
>"That'll be $30000 plus tip"

[Anonymous No.49570903]

>futas

[Anonymous No.49570905]

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

[Anonymous No.49570912]

>>49570825
I love this cope. All mumus deserve their fate.

[Anonymous No.49570923]

>>49570811
>Ethanol continuing its bull market
No surprise there!

[Anonymous No.49570925]

>>49570795
>>49570802
Now I hope there will be a 2x BRKY.

[Anonymous No.49570936]

>>49570905
KEKW BOBROS

[Anonymous No.49570939]

>>49570905
NOOOOOOO HOW DID PUTLER WINNNNN

[Anonymous No.49570940]

What do you girls think about GameStop? (Ticker: GME)

[Anonymous No.49570948]

Where do I start with symphogear?

Or should I just watch Girls N Panties?

[Anonymous No.49570947]

>>49570896
I just got a half chub cuz I went all in on july 1 appl 120 puts 2 weeks ago... they are down quite a bit

[Anonymous No.49570951]

lean hogs +32.31% YTD (HE1!)

[Anonymous No.49570963]

>>49570825
Bobos have arrived at peak euphoria and it's fragile. The tiniest change in sentiment towards the positive and bobo gets destroyed.

[Anonymous No.49570967]

>>49570940
I like the stock

[Anonymous No.49570976]

>>49570739
THE KOTS ARE RISING UP THESE TRULY ARE THE END TIMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE KOT KING WILL MAKE ME TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.49570978]

>>49570905
>the exact one thing that can fuck over bobos happens
This shit is unfair man. Gg

[Anonymous No.49570987]

>>49570811
How the FUCK can Nat.gas be down if the entire continent of Europe is kvetching over how to secure supply?

[Anonymous No.49570988]

THE NIGGERS ARE BLASTING THEIR NIGGER MUSIC AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49571007]

>>49570899
Yeah, and let me guess, you want a snarky
>Sugar only 9% of the ETF
in there?

Well joke's on you, most of that "sugar" is high fructose CORN syrup.

[Anonymous No.49571009]

>>49570912
keep your short positions past Wednesday bobo I dare you

[Anonymous No.49571029]

>>49570967
>>49570940
post your average, you wont

[Anonymous No.49571042]

>>49570988
>he doesn't know metal drives away hoodlums
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

[Anonymous No.49571049]

>>49570987
Forward looking prices

[Anonymous No.49571059]

>>49570811
What in the name of fuck happened to cotton?

[Anonymous No.49571063]

>>49571009
Wednesday is the fucked if they do fucked if they don’t day. Multi-year inflation is bearish, slashing corporate borrowing and equity multiples is bearish.

[Anonymous No.49571067]

>>49570987
I’d help, but by your use of kvetching I have a pretty good idea that you’re the John rocker fanboy with an intellectual disability and no humility.

[Anonymous No.49571069]

>>49571029
I don't know my average, I've been buying weekly for almost two years. I really like the stock.

[Anonymous No.49571097]

>>49571069
I disagree with your choices, but it's always best to invest in something you enjoy

[Anonymous No.49571099]

>>49571007
this pic made me love american even more than i already did.

[Anonymous No.49571107]

>>49570905
>RT
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49571108]

>>49570925
Sadly it doesn't have an options chain so you can't even build your own by buying and rolling calls.

[Anonymous No.49571109]

>rocker gets banned
>thread quality increases. suddenly there is considerably less trannies getting posted

really makes you think

[Anonymous No.49571112]

>>49570923
It's also being put into gasoline in higher amount. I think the limit used to be 10% per gallon and now through a Biden mandate it can be up to 15%. It's a lot worse in Europe and Latin America. Lord knows it's probably the reason for why cars explode on the road so often in China.

[Anonymous No.49571126]

Good morning

[Anonymous No.49571130]

I cashed out my 401k last week to do a rollover. Did I just accidentally dodge the mega crash? Should I wait to reinvest it?

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49571133]

Rate my portfolio

[Anonymous No.49571135]

im gonna buy soxl on monday. my body wants to go short but i must inverse myself.

[Anonymous No.49571150]

BTC has accepted 25k. Happening cancelled. Bull run resumes tomorrow. Now back to our originally scheduled programming.

[Anonymous No.49571159]

>>49571109
Don't forget that rocker was the incessant anime poster with 25+ posts per thread on his phone ID and another 25+ posts per thread from his computer ID.

[Anonymous No.49571162]

Does anyone have a time machine? My friend needs to go back to January.

[Anonymous No.49571169]

>>49570951
Market being flooded with early, aggressive slaughter to save on feed prices. Check back in 6 months and we'll see it north of 200.

>>49570987
Henry Hub is not TTF. And an export terminal in Louisiana just went kaboom.

>>49571059
>>49570286

[Anonymous No.49571196]

Tomorrow will be Green, you heard it here first

[Anonymous No.49571220]

>>49571169
Lol

[Anonymous No.49571222]

>>49571150
>hodling crypto during an essentials crisis

[Anonymous No.49571239]

Tommorow will be red, you heard it here second.

[Anonymous No.49571242]

>>49571150
Tbf I was surprised at the speed of tanking who knows where the bottom is. ETH is already past the 2019 peak. Will bitcoin fare better?

[Anonymous No.49571247]

>>49571130
Depends on your time horizon. If you're under 40, you should invest it because 20 years from now no one will care about the day-to-day swings. "What" you invest in will depend on your long-term expectations, but if you want to be safe you can dump it into a World/Global Market ETF to spread your risk.

[Anonymous No.49571282]

>>49571159
He did not post anime. He posted one vtuber and men pretending to be women.

He was a cancer on the threads and the jannies have done us a favor for once.

>>49571196
Nah we need to dip into Thursday, then when the fed says 50 bps we can kitty cat bounce and slowly build a short position.

[Anonymous No.49571302]

Why do so many people bitch about robinhood. It's free and it works. Why should I pay fees to dig into my profits?

[Anonymous No.49571308]

SPXS
SDOW
SOXS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49571332]

> futures

[Anonymous No.49571351]

>>49570963
Please tell me what positive news is gonna change market sentiment other than the Federal Reserve raising rates to 20%? There is none. You're deluding yourself if you think there's any other way to get inflation under control. This crash has been slow bleed and it will continue to be a slow bleed.

[Anonymous No.49571354]

>>49571302
You know the old saying: if you don't know what the product is, you are the product.

[Anonymous No.49571368]

>>49571302
LMAO you are being skinned alive by the sharks at Citadel et al. that buy orderflow.

[Anonymous No.49571367]

>>49570905
Zelensky won’t stop until a total Russian victory

[Anonymous No.49571375]

>>49571242
The bottom is zero - doesn't mean some coins couldn't bounce back, but if demand completely collapses plenty of coins will go completely bust. Coins aren't companies where you have a share of ownership on underlying assets and profits.

[Anonymous No.49571376]

>>49571351
>>49570905
Peace in ukraine

[Anonymous No.49571380]

>oil down 1.4%
That's it. It's over
margin called bankrupt homeless time to KYS

[Anonymous No.49571395]

>>49571282
I meant Wednesday fuck

[Anonymous No.49571402]

>>49571351
>This crash has been slow bleed
This is literally what a "soft landing" looks like you fucking idiots. They've been telling us for months.

Buy triple leveraged inverse etfs.

[Anonymous No.49571416]

>>49571302
Because there are other free platforms with way better charts and functionality. Robinhood is shit. The only thing that it has going for it is that the option trading interface/watchlist is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.49571431]

>>49571375
>companies where you have a share of ownership on underlying assets and profits.

Bear Stearns just called lmao.

[Anonymous No.49571433]

>>49571380
oil going down is probably a good sign right?

[Anonymous No.49571434]

>>49571395
*POKE*

[Anonymous No.49571435]

>>49570802
/leanhogs/ bros... We can't stop winning. Lol @ tiny little impotent orange juice gains.

[Anonymous No.49571448]

>>49571433
Everything crashes in a crash

[Anonymous No.49571467]

>>49571431
I never said that shareholders have priority over creditors did I?
Nor did I say that a company can't go bankrupt...

[Anonymous No.49571472]

>>49571416
>better charts
What a fucking meme. Charts don't determine shit. A strong balance sheet, good earnings, cash for m&a, etc etc is all you need.

[Anonymous No.49571477]

>>49570764
ABSOLUTELY CUNTER'D

[Anonymous No.49571479]

>>49571433
It'll be fine until mid august

[Anonymous No.49571490]

>>49571435
MUH COTTON

[Anonymous No.49571532]

>>49570764
>bulls in control, 2 more weeks

Thanks just bought more SDOW.

[Anonymous No.49571554]

>>49571376
Yes, peace in Ukraine is gonna magically cure the everything bubble around the world :^)

>>49571402
A crash, soft landing - call it whatever you want to help you cope since they mean the same thing.
>Buy triple leveraged inverse etfs.
Tonight on the news, water is still in fact wet.

[Anonymous No.49571563]

>>49571433
Well. You know. Have a look at what happen in 2008.
captcha: h0gns

[Anonymous No.49571567]

>>49571029
As if people weren’t slurping at 40 and 77. Would’ve been easy money if you’d just listened to the schizos for once. Instead you lost everything buying faceberg and other pozzed companies. While you were busy lining the pockets of the financial jews, we were putting Melvin Capital out of business and we’re just getting started. I don’t know my exact average because computershare doesn’t show me and I don’t feel like doing math. Suffice it to say I am in the green and have been since the very beginning. Not everyone is a retard who FOMOd at 480. Honestly, I have no idea how you faggots can act so smug towards GME holders when every last one of you has gotten completely fucked in the ass by this market. I haven’t lost a dime, and I’m not going to. I’m gonna make it laugh at you when you inevitably start making your “missed GME” threads. If you want to stay poor and keep giving your money away to vile shlomo, it’s not my problem. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you

[Anonymous No.49571575]

>>49570764
>In April we'll find out inflation plummeted
>In May we'll find out inflation plummeted
>In June we'll find out inflation plummeted
>In July we'll find out inflation plummeted
>In August we'll find out inflation plummeted

[Anonymous No.49571602]

It's been awhile, but I felt I should remind you all that the yen is slowly collapsing.

Just broke 135.

[Anonymous No.49571603]

>>49570903
Yes please!!!

[Anonymous No.49571609]

>>49571554
You asked about market sentiment though

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49571621]

INFLATION
CANNOT
PEAK
UNTIL
INTEREST
RATES
EXCEED
THE
INFLATION
RATE

[Anonymous No.49571623]

>>49571602
we all get japanese wives

[Anonymous No.49571647]

>>49571602
>my fumo order I just placed last month just got cheaper
let's fucking go

[Anonymous No.49571667]

>>49571621
>short a company that's already down 35%

Get a load of this retard. Short industrials that haven't really crashed yet.

[Anonymous No.49571673]

>>49571602
Don't know much about currencies if you explain a little I'll short it

[Anonymous No.49571707]

>>49571602
Fug too bad I don't still live there on what would now be considered my pig fat rich american piggu salary.

[Anonymous No.49571713]

>>49571433
oil dropping in times of uncertainty after ATHs is the best indicator of economic collapse next to stripper incomes

[Anonymous No.49571714]

>>49571647
>Orders fumo plushie
I sleep
>Orders mlp plushie
Real shit??

[Anonymous No.49571723]

>>49571354
>>49571368
>>49571416
Please tell me how an account less than 10k is a product to these masterminds?

[Anonymous No.49571747]

>>49571723
Data collection and targeted advertising dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.49571749]

>>49571667

fair price on Tesla is like 300. Only issue buying puts on it, is huge premiums and chance for rubber band bear rallies

[Anonymous No.49571795]

>>49571575
>>49571532
>>49571351
The reversal will be so sweet. I'm going to post the Bezos master of wagies photo everyday as I ride the melt-up to generational wealth.

[Anonymous No.49571840]

>>49571673
Feeling lazy tonight but sure here's some basics:
>aging population
>low birth rate
>heavy commodities importer
>insane government debt relative to GDP
>inflated balance sheets and cash hoarding in private sector
>yield curve control
>bank of japan has GUARANTEED rates won't exceed 0.25%
>massive arbitrage opportunity to sell JPY and buy US or other bonds with actual yields
>still closed to covid panic 3 years later => no tourism bucks

[Anonymous No.49571843]

also if you haven't already you should pull out of all food delivery stocks, they're way overpriced and covid policies being dead in the water means they're extremely overvalued and will continue dumping

[Anonymous No.49571849]

>>49571602
overlay DXY with SPY this year and you see a strong inverse pattern. dollar has been making serious gains over the last year and the last 3 weeks was a temporary reversal in both areas

[Anonymous No.49571851]

>>49571795
You're absolutely fucking delusional MUMU but its really funny to watch.

[Anonymous No.49571868]

>>49571602

If onry they were the single largest holders of US debt, which they could sell to get dorrah, then swap for yen to defend it.

Hmmm, would that have any consequences we should think about....?

[Anonymous No.49571877]

>>49571840
I'm convinced shorting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49571886]

I'm no longer really a bull or bear I'm just sort of in this for the ride

[Anonymous No.49571891]

>>49571840
there's good reason they call Japan's central bank president the hardest job in the world. Push has finally come to shove

[Anonymous No.49571896]

>>49571886
embrace the snibbity snab :DDDD

[Anonymous No.49571898]

>>49570739
Just imagine the fucking dump we will see tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.49571928]

>>49570912
At least we tried, faggot ass bitch nigger

[Anonymous No.49571935]

>>49571851
Enjoy the euphoria bobo. It ends very very soon.

[Anonymous No.49571965]

>>49571868
You act like this is bullish, but actually it's just another source of losses at the moment.
They actually thought we wouldn't just pump yields and rug their bonds kek. They can't sell without taking a 20% haircut to par right now. They're trapped bagholding and watching yields rise further along with inflation.

So while technically its bad for the dollar, its even WORSE for the yen.

[Anonymous No.49571969]

>>49571935
Thats where you are wrong, fat nigger.

[Anonymous No.49572027]

>>49571723
It's not just you -- it's the millions of retards like you. Robinhood sells their order flow data to market makers like Citadel. Citadel uses microwave transmitters to get microsecond quicker transaction times at NYSE and NASDAQ. So when you put in an order to buy 10 GME shares at $125, Citadel buys 10 shares at $124.90 on the exchange and sells them to you at $125. You are being sheared like a sheep.

[Anonymous No.49572042]

>>49571849
You're not wrong. This race for dollars right now affects things priced in dollars. That includes stocks and bonds.
When you see oil price up 100% right now, imagine how much worse it is for these other currencies that are underperforming the dollar though.
Japan is dealing with the same price rise and a 20% relative currency decay on top of that... and their bonds are STILL basically zero yield.

[Anonymous No.49572095]

im a retard at stocks but i think whenever Tenstorrent Inc's IPO launches, im gonna buy a bunch of those stocks
Jim Keller works for them now and he's a "legendary" microprocessor engineer and they're working on AI. According to his brother-in-law, Jordan Peterson, what they're working on will make the internet look really weak in comparison

[Anonymous No.49572103]

>>49570811

FUCK I have so much cotton in my closet I am FUCKED

[Anonymous No.49572108]

What are you guys doing tomorrow?
Buying GDX calls and shorting FXY maybe some DBC covered calls

[Anonymous No.49572137]

>Celcius
>Mashinsky
>HODL mode

[Anonymous No.49572140]

>>49572042
Of course I'm not wrong I'm one of the 4 people that post here on and off with a modicum of insight. Also have said that same thing in the latter but about Canada. They are a slave country at this point. I have half thought that we (USA) will marry them at some point and make them use our dollar, more of an annexation really but I can see some sort of forced economic union. Things are definitely going to get weird over the next 80 years with the rapid widening wealth gap

[Anonymous No.49572164]

I dont think nancy was as smaet as we all thought she was.

[Anonymous No.49572171]

>>49572095
you have no idea what you're talking about, how the fuck is basically speeding up neural network computations related to the internet

and jordan peterson knows even less than you about computer architecture

[Anonymous No.49572175]

>>49572137
is that quote an example of jewmaxxing

[Anonymous No.49572198]

MARKET TOP
WHEN YOUR GYOZA CHEF IS GIVING STOCK TIPS

[Anonymous No.49572201]

>>49571877
how

[Anonymous No.49572204]

>>49571609
Sorry fren, I forgot what I wrote. Apologies.

>>49571795
The reversal will be sweet, but we are not anywhere near a reversal. I am no perma bobo.

[Anonymous No.49572207]

>the girl i sent a random dick pic to loves it

she is super cute too :3

[Anonymous No.49572210]

>>49572171
i think he meant when he said that, that in terms of it being a big leap in technology

[Anonymous No.49572237]

>>49571965

Who said it was bullish? If the rates and inflation do a similar play to 1940-1980 they're best off taking the hit on the treasuries and cutting loss now. If in their shoes I'd dump it all for dollars (and maybe some gold) and use them to defend the exchange rate.

[Anonymous No.49572251]

>>49572201
Selling ATM call spreads on FXY probably

[Anonymous No.49572271]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49572343]

>sector -1% YTD with 4% average dividend yield

utilitybros stay winning

[Anonymous No.49572353]

>>49572027
Okay so what happens if I put my order of 10 shares at $124.90? Do I simply not get them? I always do limit orders so it seems hard for them to one up me. And the alternative brokerages have fees. Which one ends up being cheaper: brokerage fees vs Citadel swindling?

[Anonymous No.49572376]

We are in need of a ruler.

[Anonymous No.49572377]

>>49572140
>I'm one of the 4 people that post here on and off with a modicum of insight
It's not that bad in here. There's gotta be at least a dozen, right?

I hope you're not counting me in that set by the way. I just make shit up as I go along, although 2022 has been a pretty good year.

[Anonymous No.49572388]

Where are my SIGA chads at….

[Anonymous No.49572392]

>>49570764
kys Biden shill

[Anonymous No.49572396]

>>49572175
Is Jewmaxxing a new meme like Milhouse?

[Anonymous No.49572482]

TRIPLE CAUTION
TRIPLE CAUTION
YOU HAVE TO STAY CENTER
TRIPLE CAUTION
SAMIR YOURE BREAKING THE MARKE-AACK!

[Anonymous No.49572508]

>>49572353
The other side of the trade from you is almost always going to be a MM on any stock that is relatively liquid.

[Anonymous No.49572535]

>>49572353
>Which one ends up being cheaper: brokerage fees vs Citadel swindling?
I don't know the answer to this. But I would rather it be up front and pay a commission and know how much I am paying for top-tier execution (like with Interactive Brokers Pro) vs having no idea how badly I'm getting fucked (like with RH).

[Anonymous No.49572618]

>>49572482
DOUBLE CAUTION
JUMP

[Anonymous No.49572638]

>FUTANARIS

[Anonymous No.49572673]

>>49570769
That’s a nice bottom, interesting curves.

[Anonymous No.49572676]

>>49572638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

[Anonymous No.49572742]

>>49570850
HEY OJ CHECK LEAN HOGS COMPUER BITCH

[Anonymous No.49572750]

>>49572676
>>>/wsg/4572778

[Anonymous No.49572782]

>>49572388
reporting

[Anonymous No.49572784]

>>49571602
dammit that's gonna fuck me i need those slant eyed japs to buy my products

[Anonymous No.49572795]

Where is that faggot who was calling a triple bottom on the SPX now? Huh?

[Anonymous No.49572820]

>>49570739
Would just .5 hike be bullish? Bear is .75, or is it going down no matter what

[Anonymous No.49572847]

>>49572820
Bullish enough for a relief rally if the market stays down

[Anonymous No.49572893]

>>49572820
0.75 is bullish because it shows the Fed will actually get inflation resolved before it's way too late. A 50 bps hike would cause the market to dump.

[Anonymous No.49572896]

>>49572820
0.5 is neutral. It's not a surprise. Surprise would be forward guidance changing from what they said previously. Which is 0.5 til september and then possibly a pause.

[Anonymous No.49572904]

>>49572820
>Would just .5 hike be bullish?
No because that means inflation is getting worse lol. There is no way out. We are "soft landing". You just have to hope that the bottom comes soon. This could go on for years.

[Anonymous No.49572905]

my SOXL 16.5p go ITM tomorrow

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49572903]

https://youtu.be/voOWwB2Jx4M

[Anonymous No.49572910]

If your emotion isnt happy for cheap deals NGMI

[Anonymous No.49572919]

>>49572893
>0.75 is bullish
0.75 is admission that they don't know what the fuck their doing.

[Anonymous No.49572922]

>>49572820
the market will pump when the news is released and resume the scheduled shemitah dump until october regardless of .5 or .75

[Anonymous No.49572925]

>>49572795
Where did he call the triple bottom on exactly

[Anonymous No.49572942]

>>49572919
Oh that's established. But 0.5 means they're not even learning.

[Anonymous No.49572943]

What happens if the bond market collapses?

[Anonymous No.49572961]

>>49572943
Now is a good time for everyone ITT to read Dying of Money, The Mandibles, and Mammon.

tl;dr nothing good

[Anonymous No.49572962]

>>49571602
hey fuck you nigger I was the first guy to ever start posting about the Yen dying not you

[Anonymous No.49572967]

>>49572910
>t-time for cheapies, r-right guys??

[Anonymous No.49572968]

>>49572943
see savings and loans crisis in the 80s, the dotcom bubble burst in the 90s, the 2008 recession

[Anonymous No.49572969]

Tomorrow will be the first time an “all day” circuit breaker for the market is activated.. screencap this

[Anonymous No.49572974]

https://twitter.com/celsiusnetwork/status/1536169010877739009?s=21&t=RK1tM1L1_d_OLTAUUuY6Cg


Lol. Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.49572985]

>>49572943
Gold would go way up.

[Anonymous No.49572998]

>>49572968
>>49572961
just tell me if soxs is gonna go up bigly or hugely

[Anonymous No.49572999]

>>49572969
Not even worth screencaping

[Anonymous No.49573007]

>>49572962
Ok

[Anonymous No.49573009]

>>49572999
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.49573028]

>futes
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.49573034]

>>49573009

[Anonymous No.49573038]

>>49572943
Goldbug boomers unironically win and silver schizos/redditors get hilariously BTFO because gold is the only PM that really matters.

Dollar also gets BTFO and amerimutts probably balkanize from the extended economic disaster or just devolve into Brazil.

[Anonymous No.49573049]

>>49572998
>bigly or hugely

It's already 12% from ath lol. I would just take all your gains at $60, $65 if you wanna push it. Things like SPXS and SDOW still have a lot of room to run.

[Anonymous No.49573052]

>>49573038
but muh historical price ratio!
seriously tho whats wrong with silver?

[Anonymous No.49573062]

>>49572999
Just remember why I told you, white boy.. what a waste of digits you’ll see

[Anonymous No.49573088]

>>49573052
silver is easier to mine, so if prices go up, they can just ramp up production.

Compare historical production rates of gold silver. Unironically read the bitcoin standard.

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49573097]

My spidey senses are tingling and telling me tomorrow we're getting a contrarian pump to troll bobos

[Anonymous No.49573113]

>>49573038

cope. silver has been used at currency longer than gold has.

[Anonymous No.49573141]

>>49572974
>those comments

Kek

[Anonymous No.49573143]

>>49573052
only gold's scarcity can be feasibly justified for the sheer amount of volume it would need to be transported and stored in to run even a medium scale economy on these days, and even then gold fucking sucks at that which is why it stopped being used directly. Can you imagine needing to store tens of trillions of dollars worth of silver? Can you imagine needing to TRANSPORT tens of trillions of dollars of silver??? It's dogshit. Useless outside of the (admittedly growing and significant) industries it's used in. As for a speculative aspect, all the arguments for silver's correction rely on bad, often times exaggerated mathematical conclusions and poor historical measurements. That, and the utter and complete collapse of the entire world financial system ala 2008 on giganigga steroids.

Silver is for poorfag schizos, midwit redditors, and poor boomers that just couldn't afford gold. Since when has investing with poor people been a good fucking idea???

[Anonymous No.49573161]

>>49573049
well i have a thousan shares i'm going to start scaling out at 56 but I think crypto is getting beheaded and that's going to gut semis further. Might hold my last lot for 75

>>49573088
hmm...all i know is jp morgan wont stop fucking with the price of silver and they created the fed and the US treasury has no gold. Plus mercury dimes are way cooler than anything gold has. If my 5lbs of silver doesnt allow me to buy a fiefdom in 5 years i blame you

[Anonymous No.49573194]

>>49572388

[Anonymous No.49573195]

>>49573143
i can imagine jp morgan's silver stores being used as collateral to back a CBDC. Why use metal when blockchain can proxy? That's why they're killing crypto rn
>t. midwit schizo

[Anonymous No.49573196]

>>49573143
Imagine losing your entire currency due to a power outage

[Anonymous No.49573208]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[Anonymous No.49573237]

Crypto and PM have rest of board. Fantasize about monetary shit there

[Anonymous No.49573246]

>>49573208
A beautiful omen.

[Anonymous No.49573254]

Tomorrow S&P will be in bear market territory for at least an hour. Will it close in it?

[Anonymous No.49573279]

>>49573208
that's your no no spot, if anyone ever touches you there call the police it's the worst thing that can ever happen to you. Unless you bought triple leveraged bear etfs of course.
When VIX breaks 45 hell breaks loose, the kikes have been casting their strongest spells all year. Can they contain it?

[Anonymous No.49573292]

>>49573161
>US treasury has no gold.

The US gov has a strategic gold reserve, as do most other countries.

Look, I don't think silver is a bad thing to hold, and gold isn't doing great either. I just don't think silver has quite the same resilience over time.

[bom No.49573296]

watch CPNG. look for entry. Q2 earnings will be massive.

[Anonymous No.49573299]

>>49573208
tomorrow looking spicy lads
this could be the week

[Anonymous No.49573300]

Mediums of exchange like currencies are not meant to be investments. In fact it is outright stated goals - 2% inflation target, to make them bad investments. When you discuss such abstract exchange objects as "investments" in a thread about actual investments it is quite ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.49573303]

tfw when half my net worth is in TQQQ and the other half is in BTC on Celsius.

My net worth is 250k. I don't even know where to begin.

[Anonymous No.49573321]

A lot of people I know are dying from or developing heart issues and blood clots. I don’t think I will profit from this.

[Anonymous No.49573335]

>>49573303
Are you serious? Like no dicking around here or trying to shit on you but what is going on? Did this just break the whole Celsius thing?

[Anonymous No.49573359]

>>49573292
ehh i really don't believe the US has the amount of gold they claim to have. I just like the way silver coins sound when you flip them desu

>>49573300
>nooooooo you can't make money off of money

[Anonymous No.49573365]

>>49573303
you should be ashamed and i hope your entire family disowns you after laughing at what a tremendous, embarrassing retard you are

[Anonymous No.49573366]

>>49573303
>is 250k
LOL i think you mean WAS 250k RETARD

[Anonymous No.49573369]

Doomposter bros...
We've been vindicated

[Anonymous No.49573375]

going to buy back in on Wednesday if this holds

[Anonymous No.49573377]

>>49573208
bear market, lad. threatening fresh lows. now go to bed so you have plenty of energy to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA post with us in the morning.
>>49573097
your pic story is classic. real easy to be fun loving we're all same and essential goodness of mankind if you live in a nice clean quiet neighborhood. live among the urban denizens and watch how fast the tune changes.

[Anonymous No.49573378]

>>49573303
You should probably begin by picking a beginner's routine and sticking to it while doing SS+GOMAD.

[Anonymous No.49573379]

>>49573299
so when jerome raises rates soon this market is getting even more fucked i hope everyone is aware of that.

[Anonymous No.49573397]

THEY'RE TRYING TO BURY US OIL BROS....


THEY DON'T KNOW WE'RE WEST TEXAS INTERMEDIATE SWEET CRUDE...

[Anonymous No.49573408]

>>49573303
>Celcius
You're farming (you)'s right?

[Anonymous No.49573413]

>>49573321
My digits. The countdown is done. It’s over.

[Anonymous No.49573417]

>>49573379
they tried to dump some of those 9trillion in MBS on friday and nobody bought
its ogre

[Anonymous No.49573463]

>>49573417
What do I buy to make money off the bond market collapse?

[Anonymous No.49573479]

Side by side with the wealth were the pockets of poverty. Greater numbers of people remained on the outside of the easy money, looking in but not able to enter. The crime rate soared. Although unemployment became virtually nonexistent and many of the workers were able to keep up with the inflation through their unions, their bargaining, and their cost-of-living escalator clauses, other workers fell behind the rising cost of living into real poverty. Salaried and white-collar workers lost ground in the same way. Even while total production rose, each individual's own efforts faltered and showed a measurable decline, and the quality of production deteriorated. Accounts of the time tell of a progressive demoralization which crept over the common people, compounded of their weariness with the breakneck pace, to no visible purpose, and their fears from watching their own precarious positions slip while others grew so conspicuously rich. Feelings of disunity and dissent were epidemic among the Germans, and nationalism among them was never weaker. Regional separatism was so strong that it came close to breaking up Germany into fragments.

[Anonymous No.49573484]

>>49573143
Gold won't be used a currency again, even if USD fails and hyperinflation Yada Yada, Americans will just use different hard currency

[Anonymous No.49573500]

>>49573417
Ya its not completely ogre but we're gonna drop further without a doubt, the only way to stay sane right now is to prepare a plan for when we reach near an actual bottom and to start slurpin. We're nowhere near the bottom with inflation this high still. The moment inflation rates start dropping significantly it'll be a slurp signal.

[Anonymous No.49573538]

>>49572027
They should just ban or limit automated trading.

[Anonymous No.49573559]

>>49573292

They probably do have it physically, but it's all leased out to support the paper markets and each bar spoken for several times over most likely. Same with BoE.

Which is NBD, actually, when the jig is up you just say "LOL come take it from us bitch, we got nukes".

[Anonymous No.49573577]

>>49573279
>When VIX breaks 45 hell breaks loose, the kikes have been casting their strongest spells all year. Can they contain it?
Sounds like a hilariously awesome premise for a shadowrun game.

[Anonymous No.49573593]

>>49573479
Feels good to be a government union Chad right now.

[Anonymous No.49573602]

What happens when we reach 0?

[Anonymous No.49573607]

OIL NIGGERS IS THIS IT? WAS THAT TOP? AM I GOING TO DIE?

[Anonymous No.49573611]

NASDAQ SISTESR?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.49573617]

>>49573208
UVXY bros... is it finally our time?

[Anonymous No.49573630]

>>49573602
You buy hand over fist and wait 10 years.

[Anonymous No.49573634]

>>49573321
the vaccine gave me some sort of auto immune deficiency. im sure im not the only one. i get chest pains too. we are being weakened on purpose to make it harder to fight when everything comes crumbling down.

[bom No.49573639]

>>49573602
rug pull of the century

[Anonymous No.49573648]

>>49573617
Based /lit/ bro, love this fucking book. Verba mundi has good european classics.

[Anonymous No.49573654]

>>49573602

We buy.

And then the institutions that publish these BS sentiment gauges to manipulate retail use us for exit liquidity as the market drops another 50%.

[Anonymous No.49573669]

>>49573634
No refunds

[Anonymous No.49573670]

>>49573617
world economy could shit itself and uvxy still aint breaking 30USD sorry bro

[Anonymous No.49573695]

Mason bros…

[Anonymous No.49573700]

>>49570767
OUCH

[Anonymous No.49573714]

>>49573669
i know nigger. ive made the worst decision in my life and it cost me my precious health. i didnt believe the vaccine did shit or was safe but there was so much pressure from everyone around me. family, school, my future, my past.

[Anonymous No.49573717]

>>49573654
you got it

[Anonymous No.49573726]

>>49573602
Mumus revenge.

[Anonymous No.49573749]

>>49573602
You should scrape the wayback machine archive of this webpage and check if this meaningful at all.

[Anonymous No.49573760]

>>49573749
>https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

CNN. Not sure how reliable it is

[Anonymous No.49573787]

>>49573634
You definitely got that by taking cock up the ass

[Anonymous No.49573809]

>>49573634
Stop fucking gay man anon

[Anonymous No.49573838]

>>49573787
nope. these symptoms suddenly arose after i got vaxxed and ive never been a SIGA consumer.

[Anonymous No.49573844]

>>49573634

[Anonymous No.49573896]

>>49573634
No doubt that a lot of the cases of side effects from the vaccines are underreported. They don't do autopsies on most deaths and it's easy to blame problems on preexisting conditions.

[Anonymous No.49573900]

>>49573602
reminder that you have to go through fear to get to extreme fear

[Anonymous No.49573918]

>>49573714
>ressure from everyone around me. family, school, my future, my past.
if you crumble because of this you are fucking weak and deserve the pain retard

[Anonymous No.49573922]

>how do you do, fellow retards?
What price do you reckon SPY bounces at? My guess is 375

[Anonymous No.49573931]

>>49573714
be a stupid sheep win stupid prizes

[Anonymous No.49573934]

>>49570739
Ramen a good investment? Thinking of yeeting all my life savings into Maruchan.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49573935]

BUDDY LOOK AT FUTS

[Anonymous No.49573961]

>>49573809
i cant say for sure its an auto immune deficiency because ive been too scared to go to the doctor but my healing strength went from a healthy 10 to like a 3. i get little scrapes and they take weeks to heal or havent healed fully since i got them, like this scrape on my shin.

[Anonymous No.49573976]

Ok so, for real
What do you expect the terminal interest rates to be before they back off?
For me, it's 4%, maybe 5%
I hope for 10% of course

[Anonymous No.49573987]

I know it's early but... THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.49573988]

>>49573935
Based.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49573996]

>>49573961
https://youtu.be/raniSkRLa14

[Anonymous No.49574002]

>>49573961
You should put your undiagnosed health issue in your twitter bio, xir

[Anonymous No.49574017]

>>49573918
probably, ive never been a tough person. always had low self esteem and depression. if i die im learning to accept it.

>>49573931
i wouldnt call myself stupid because i understand what was happening, i just hoped for the best and regretted it the whole time and even didnt want to do it while it was happening, against my better judgement. i was just pressured and saw no way out.

[Anonymous No.49574046]

>>49573996

maybe.we all die someday.
>>49574002
i know its not nothing.

[Anonymous No.49574051]

>>49574017
by stupid i mean you have no will of your own your fucking faggot. If all your friends jump off a bridge are you gonna do it too

[Anonymous No.49574087]

Circuit breaker bros... When will our time come?

[Anonymous No.49574094]

>>49574051
no, i was thinking of myself. i wanted to continue my goals and thought i could get lucky and be the person that nothing happens to because im special. some people it seems like they ended up fine, but who knows. someone else close to us randomly had a stroke when they were healthy before.

[Anonymous No.49574190]

I wonder how Tesla books looks like with all that bitcoin they bought

[Anonymous No.49574209]

>>49574087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM

[Anonymous No.49574227]

>>49573634
I'm sure there is some medication they can sell you for the rest of your life to manage those symptoms.

[Anonymous No.49574244]

yesyesyes

[Anonymous No.49574256]

>>49574087
Na this is a long slow burn sadly, alot of unwinding need getting done

[Anonymous No.49574275]

>>49574190
theyre down $300mil so far
https://www.coingecko.com/en/public-companies-bitcoin

[Anonymous No.49574300]

Well that didnt last. ETH finna tread lows again

[Anonymous No.49574311]

>>49574275
so it's not catastrophic

[Anonymous No.49574315]

>>49574190
What about El Salvador?

[Anonymous No.49574329]

Anons, the Indian Rupee is losing value...

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1536190151591862272

[Anonymous No.49574331]

4800 to 1300 on eth

[Anonymous No.49574364]

>>49574329
SIRS DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.49574367]

>>49574331
unironically have about 40-50,000 set aside to put on eth when it hits lower than $1,000, not fudding either, i love ETH.

[Anonymous No.49574403]

>>49574364
Guess they will have to scam more google play cards out of demented seniors

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49574489]

UK ECONOMY DECLINED -0.3% MOM IN APRIL; EST. +0.1% *UK APRIL INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION FELL -0.6% MOM; EST. +0.2%

[Anonymous No.49574510]

Who's baking?

[Anonymous No.49574585]

>>49574489
But april is q2..
Bobros..

[Anonymous No.49574633]

>>49574489
its happening, the global collapse, i love it.

[Anonymous No.49574642]

>>49574633
so uhh what was the point of all that money they printed for covid?

[Anonymous No.49574670]

>>49574642
they wanted to keep the economy alive, they thought inflation was manageable and that it wouldn't be a big deal. Here's a pretty solid article The Atlantic wrote the other day.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/06/what-is-causing-inflation-janet-yellen-jerome-powell/661237/

[Anonymous No.49574681]

>>49574642
Pump and dump scheme on a global scale.

[Anonymous No.49574701]

>>49574510
you just know

[Anonymous No.49574732]

Don't care, buying RDBX @ open.

[Anonymous No.49574762]

>>49574670
thats a whole lot of words to say that keynesian economists are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.49574766]

>>49574763
>>49574763
>>49574763
>>49574763

[Anonymous No.49574779]

>>49574762
It doesn't say that at all. It ends with defending all of it because the jerbs came back

[Anonymous No.49574796]

Gonna go long after open today. Nice bear trap tho

[Anonymous No.49574798]

>>49571567
>Honestly, I have no idea how you faggots can act so smug towards GME holders

Because many of us sold at the top and moved on with our lives while GME baggies formed a bagholder cult.

[Anonymous No.49574824]

>>49571567
It's the exact same qboomer retard shit like xrp schizos. You don't see it because you're in it.

[Anonymous No.49574874]

>>49571059
It was declared the cloth of bigots. Only Nazis wear cotton now.

[Anonymous No.49574988]

Love stocks

[Anonymous No.49575018]

>>49574798
Kek imagine settling for pennies you paper handed pussy

[Anonymous No.49575081]

>>49574670
>dah hadt ta print cuz da pandemic!!1
You are the blackest dumbest gorilla goynigger I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.49575124]

>>49575018

I'll settle for the hundreds of thousands of dollars I made in less than two weeks. I'm not greedy.

[Anonymous No.49575722]

>>49570899
At least the hospital bill was kind of cheap.

[Anonymous No.49576019]

>>49572943
>if
Have you been paying attention? They've had massive losses all year.

[Anonymous No.49576313]

Mother of god

[Anonymous No.49577442]

>>49574256
>that VIX
Uhhh you sure anon