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STOP DELETING THE THREADS

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:South+Dakota
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>49566419

>> No.49568724

If you didn't sell everything and bought ammo, food, water, medical supplies, guns, innawoods land and a 80kW natty gas generator you're fucking retarded

>> No.49568727

>crypto rugged
>futures showing 6%+ on VIX
>quad witching this friday
>fed rate hikes this week
>Tuesday is a full moon

Here we go boys and girls

>> No.49568735

BUDDY LOOK AT [Deleted] COMPUTER

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>>49568716
my thread was deleted for no reason and I want some answers now!

NOW BAGGIES NO

>> No.49568744

Nice squeeze baggies

>> No.49568743
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What do you girls think about GameStop? (Ticker: GME)

>> No.49568758

GME BAGGIES DELET THREADS FUCK

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FRANCIS FUTURES HAS ABANDONED US

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>>49568716
It’s fucking joever!

>> No.49568771

I'm gonna lose all my money tomorrow aren't I?

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if this holds on open we will be in a bear market, its literally over

>> No.49568782

So what does the news about MBS really mean?

>> No.49568785

>>49568743
Never heard of it. What do they do, sell games? Hack them?

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HOW COULD ELON LET THIS HAPPEN
WHY ISN'T HE TWEETING SOMETHING TO MAKE CRYPTO GO UP
BIG CHUNGUS BETRAYED US

>> No.49568809

Does anyone have the pic of the astronaut pointing a gun at the other astronaut in space saying it was always over or something?

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>everything completely oversold
>fed meeting this wednesday
>opex this friday
IM GONNA IM GONNA IM GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49568813

>Alex Mashinsky - Founder & CEO - Celsius Network
>Mashinsky was born in Ukraine and grew up in Israel.

>> No.49568817

>>49568782
>So what does the news about MBS really mean?
Liquidity crisis imminent. Banks will start to get fucked with toxic assets and bad balance sheets. Debt markets gonna get fucked.
I "sort of" felt that as we left the lockdowns and Russia invaded Ukraine that the next big thing would be a liquidity crisis on banks.

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>> No.49568827

>>49568782
You mean mortgage backed securities or the Saudi prince?

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it's not happening until there are mass layoffs

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>>49568743
I think none of the anti-GME fags have any room to talk, that’s what I think. Still never selling. GME baggies will be vindicated in the end while everyone else desperately clings to their sinking shitcoins and jew stocks

>> No.49568838

>>49568782

Mortgage rates at 9%

>> No.49568839

>>49568809
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wait-its-all-ohio-always-has-been

>> No.49568847

smg moving damn fast tonight :3

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>>49568785
I don't know. I thought you guys might know. They seem like a pretty big value investment or something since it's a heavily shorted microcap as we go into depression.

>> No.49568858

Some of you guys are ok, don't look at the futures or foreign markets right now...

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>>49568832
Rising unemployment would stop Fed hikes. So mass layoffs are actually when it's over.

>> No.49568861

>>49568817
>I "sort of" felt that
thanks for telling us now dick

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>>49568782
It means it is time to DRiVe

>> No.49568866
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OOOOOOOHHH!

>> No.49568871
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqAl292ozs

>> No.49568878

buddy

>> No.49568881
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>>49568809
this?

>> No.49568884

>>49568758
>>49568743
The Gmehad has begun.

>verification not required

>> No.49568885

>>49568743
well I'm a boy. and I'm not retarded enough to own bullshit and expect a return

>> No.49568886
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HOT DANG THIS IS GONNA BE ONE GOOD DIP TO BUY

>> No.49568890

>>49568810
>oversold
Yeah just Celcius. It's time to go all in.

>> No.49568893
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Why didn't you listen?

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>>49568858
Or crypto.

Or bonds.

Or oil. In fact, don't look at markets at all. Just call it a weekend.

>> No.49568899

>>49568860
So it's not happening

>> No.49568902
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>>49568847
You were warned 15min before futes opened

>> No.49568900

Stockpile beef. Fill a freezer. Buy tins of corned beef. Fruits and vegetables are NOT nutrition. Meat, eggs and dairy are nutrition. Grains, rice and pasta are food, not nutrition. The food is running out. Stockpiling carbs and growing a garden cannot possibly save you

>> No.49568906

>>49568881
yeah, kek

>>49568839
thanks bro

>> No.49568919
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THIS IS IT THIS IS THE TIME TO BUY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU WILL BECOME RICH RICH RICH TOMORROW

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>>49568893
I’m listening now.

>> No.49568928

>>49568810
HOLY CHUNGUS BROS THERES A BULLRUN COMING UP FOR REAL

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>>49568902
Hold on to your butts.

>> No.49568942

>>49568935
my sirs, I will NOT allow you to redeem

>> No.49568947

>>49568919
Yeah invest in Celcius and other ponzi schemes.

>> No.49568961
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>>49568899
The inflation and rate hikes *are* the damage, anon.

Those millions of people are already laid off and miserable, they just don't know it yet. By the time they get that pink sheet of paper, it's over.

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>>49568886
>ywnbaw

>> No.49568972

>>49568935
>Alex Mashinsky - Founder & CEO - Celsius Network
>Mashinsky was born in Ukraine and grew up in Israel.

>> No.49568975

Selling all my index funds at open. No way am I holding these bags for the 10+ years it takes us to get back to ATH...

>> No.49568979

>>49568902
ive known for the last 10 years and have waited literally for over 530 weeks

>> No.49568998

Isn't now the time to buy?

>> No.49568999

>people aren’t paying property tax
>county stuck with bill
>county will pay you 18% interest y/y for holding debt until it’s paid off
>or you could hold debt for 2 years and go to auction as tax deed
I am giving you guys my life secret atm because I smoke cannabis and can’t stand to see my frens scared and not know where the market is right now

>TAX LIENS
>TAX DEEDS

>> No.49569016

contrarians think theyre gonna make a 500 iq play but really theyre just not seeing the obvious.

>> No.49569022

$25,400 BREACHED

>> No.49569029

>>49568998
Only if you know when to sell a pump. But you don't even know when it buy a dump.

>> No.49569030
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WHAT TO BUY ?
MY STOCKS GO DOWN
MY USD GO DOWN

>> No.49569046
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>>49568961
What are the chances we could get runaway inflation and mass unemployment. What if these small Fed hikelets destroy the market but fail to contain inflation.

>> No.49569051

Jesus, I've lost a bunch of money so far this year but this place still feels like a shelter from the crypto idiocy.

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>>49568919
>Implying this is the bottom

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DO NOT REDEEM
I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEM THE FUTURE CONTRACT

>> No.49569062

>>49569029
>it
*it's time to

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oil / uranium / gold

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THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE ONE. THIS IS THE DIP TO BUY. YOU HAVE TO BE INSANE NOT TO BUY THIS LAMO

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>>49569046
Greater than 0%. Which is in of itself spooky.

>> No.49569100

BTC is literally back to December 25, 2020 price levels. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR CRYPTOKEKS.

>> No.49569111

>>49569046
What are the chances tomorrow is Monday? What if Joe Biden is president, anon? We're not speaking in hypotheticals.

>> No.49569112

How long until I can start purchasing desperate thots (in minecraft)?

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>>49569030
Stop being a jew and buy GameStop already. What did you think was gonna happen buying overinflated stocks shilled by kikes? GME is the only stock the jews DONT want you to buy. Join us in the revolution brother, it’s the only escape

>> No.49569155

>>49569079
>trying to catch a falling knife
why risk it?

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This is one good reason why I need to start trading Futures Contracts. Absolutely a .50% recovering after it tapped May's Low.

>> No.49569163

>futures
>S&P -6.5%
>nasdaq -1.83
is this the flippening?

>> No.49569164

>>49568975
there's your bottom boys, open your longs

>> No.49569165

>>49569046
>runaway inflation
already happening

>> No.49569170

>>49569140
>Ryan Cohen is an entrepreneur and activist investor. He founded e-commerce company Chewy in 2011, and was the company's CEO until 2018. Cohen is currently the chairman of GameStop.

>> No.49569175

>>49569079
>LAMO

>> No.49569183

>>49569163
?? sp is a little less red than nq rn

>> No.49569187

>>49569163
Your S&P value is wrong there, chief.

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uhhh why is esmini gapping down

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>>49569140

>> No.49569197

>>49568727
>Tuesday is a full moon
time to buy

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>>49569053
I prefer my version

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>>49569100
It's going to 12k.

>> No.49569206

>>49569163
S&P futures are -1.31%

>> No.49569217

>>49568975
so out of curiosity, why did you wait until *now* instead of sometime in the past 6-7 months when it became crystal clear that the Fed was hiking rates and the market was selling off in response?

>> No.49569226

>>49569170
Yeah, so what we got a Jew on the board? We literally put Melvin Capital out of business. What have any of you done other than line the pockets of greedy kikes and lose all of your money?

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>>49569187
that makes sense

>> No.49569243

>>49568860


Fed is powerless till inflation is back at 2%

Thst is actually when its over

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futures are healing

>> No.49569269

>>49568860
>Rising unemployment would stop Fed hikes
they'll just stop looking for jobs lowering "unemployment"

>> No.49569275

>>49569197
Do full moons correlate with index movements?

>> No.49569276

What’s sad is spy P/E ratio is still high, around 19. We could drop another 20% and still be at average. Schiller P/E ratio is even worse at 30. We could drop 50% and be average inflation adjusted.

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>>49569265
Not like this...

>> No.49569305

>24k about to be accepted

L M A O

>> No.49569310

I unironically think we may enter a second depression

>> No.49569319

What would happen to the stock market if Putin, say, accidentally fell out of a window tomorrow?

>> No.49569331
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Japan is dying....

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Absolutely insane \es em gee\ still believes the market is going to crash when it already happened since January till Now. LAMO. I'm laughing WHAT A FREAK SHOW.

>> No.49569344
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>>49569265
Lmao faggot futes are gonna bust it open on you mumu... enjoy the scalp

>> No.49569349

>>49569319
nothing because you only believe this has anything to do with Putin if you're a braindead NPC

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I'm so glad like 80% of my cash is out of the market right now

>> No.49569352

>>49569319
Absolutely nothing.

>> No.49569355

>>49569319
>SPY +10% on hopes of world peace
>Continues ze doomp when new guy is even worse

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>>49569053

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>>49569310
my normal depression is bad enough, i dont need a second one

>> No.49569370

>>49569305
25k is getting buckbroken within 5 seconds

>> No.49569373

I have 240k in short positions.
Hold my hand bobo

>> No.49569379

>>49569310
This is true. Anyone saying “recession” is a fool. It’s either a depression or stagflation. I’m betting on stagflation. There’s no way the Fed allows a Great Depression with this level of mistrust in the government.

>> No.49569384

24K ACCEPTED

>> No.49569387

>>49569310
You are correct

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>>49568743
I don't like it

>> No.49569402

>>49569226
I didn't invest in GME so I'm not lining any Jew's pockets and I didn't lose any money. I've never owned crypto either. I'm here for the entertainment.

>> No.49569406

>>49569029
Great I'm going all in

>> No.49569416

Celestial alignment on the 24th. That's our crash date

>> No.49569423
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Bitcoin broke $25,000.

It's over.

>> No.49569434

>>49569390
B-but… MOASS! Two more weeks!

>> No.49569438

>>49569373
Hope you have enough MR to cover the whipsaw before the actual crash

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I haven't worked in years but I'm unironically getting a job just to put ALL of my money towards buying 3x through this financial berserk eclipse.

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>$25k broken
We just broke $26k like an hour ago.

>> No.49569465

>>49569406
Make sure to take profits if there is another fake pump.

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>>49568935
>calling it HODL MODE

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Well smg bros
at least we're not invested in crypto

...

n-nobody here bought crypto right??

>> No.49569484

>>49569331
Its markets ain't looking so great either.

>>49569319
This: >>49569355

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>>49569443
Remember to also do gig economy bullshit for extra income.

You can also suck dick for about $20 per.

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>>49569241
orange juice bros we gaining

>> No.49569497

Crypto fall accelerating

>> No.49569504

>>49568716
Asking for no reason, but how well does insurance do during a recession?

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is this crypto market general?

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>>49569275
>correlate with index movements?

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>>49569496

>> No.49569534

>>49569509
Crypto forecasts /NQ

>> No.49569537

I’m actually pretty scared right now. I won’t be able to afford a severe economic crisis.

>> No.49569548

Anyone know how I can invest into the Nikkei? What broker could I have no hassles opening an account for in the US? Thanks in advance

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im gonna buy seeds guns ammo water and a bible this week
this is the end
the collapse

>> No.49569562

>>49569534
This.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

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>>49569504
Oh, a recession is much nicer than what we're facing. A different, generous beast entirely.

>> No.49569570
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AND JUST LIKE THAT!

still falling (for you)

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>>49569534

>> No.49569585
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Lean hogs are the future of monetary transactions.

>> No.49569592

>>49569355
unironically this, westerners really don't understand that Putin is a westernphile
he even compared himself with Peter the dutchcock-sucker

>> No.49569598

>>49569548
You can buy a US ETF that invests in Japan. You can even buy one that's hedged in dollars if you think the yen is going to fall.

>> No.49569601

>>49569585
NOT AS LONG AS JP MORGAN IS FLOODING THE MARKET WITH PAPER!

>> No.49569618

>>49569402
Alright stay poor. Not my problem

>> No.49569619
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THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY

>> No.49569622

>>49569565
Yeah I get that, so anyway how does insurance companies do during market falls? Wouldn't they do relatively well like banks normally should?

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>btc broke 25k
>wojakindex not functioning
https://www.wojakindex.biz/

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>>49569305
>buttcorn

KWAB

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Oil bros...

>> No.49569652

>>49569598
Didn't know that was a thing, but I would be looking at investing in certain companies if I can

>> No.49569659
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NO NO NO
DONT MAKE THE THREAD A STICKY
NORMIES STAY OUT

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>The Fed is buying Futures
TOP LEL

>> No.49569670

>>49569509
we're just bored

>> No.49569673

YOU FAGGOTS LISTENED TO THAT OTHER FAGGOT AND BOUGHT WATER AND NON-PERISHABLES RIGHT??? WE’RE NOT COMING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WITH A “MARKET”

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>>49569524

BRKY (ETF)

SPDYBFO* (Index)

>> No.49569699
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ITS *LITERALLY* OVER

>> No.49569700

>people UNIRONICALLY thought they were going to make it with crypto after BTC passed 30k
This crash is literally because normies got in way too late and are now pulling out like lemmings

>> No.49569701

>>49569618
I hope someone is paying you lots of rupees to shill GME, Prajeet.

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>>49569673
I have a a very dad.

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How many lean hogs do you need to have to survive the collapse?

>> No.49569737

HNNNNNNNNG FUTURES OH MY GOD RIP MY PORT

i dont feel so well brahs

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>>49569622
They're financials, which do best early in the business cycle.

You can look at XLF to see how they're doing *now*, in this situation.

>> No.49569753

This wouldn't be happening if we did the Green New Deal and transitioned off of oil

>> No.49569755

>>49569673
I bought a fuck ton of black beans and salmon, and have a water filter

>> No.49569756

Alright so it's over now we start asking the important questions. Is is going to get easier to get a gf after the economy implodes? Women will need a strong man right?

>> No.49569761

holy shit SOXL gonna open like sub $15

>> No.49569767

>>49569686
>breakfast commodities etf
Holy shit.

>> No.49569769
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Look around you, anon.
Right now.
Look around, up and down. The walls, the floors and ceilings, your stuff. Your home.
You might not be living in it next year.
It might get that bad, anon.

>> No.49569771

>>49569753
whoa, big if true!

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>>49568716
Gonna blow chunks if I keep seeing this ad on my phone

>> No.49569778

ATH by friday

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>>49569673
I have a wealthy dad.

>> No.49569795

>>49569305
>NQ not dumping in sympathy
Insult to injury. Cathy wood will outperform 90% of these cryptobros.

>> No.49569798

>>49569769
I'm Canadian, I can just blow a dog if I need more money

>> No.49569800

Stockpile beef. Fill a freezer. Buy tins of corned beef. Fruits and vegetables are NOT nutrition. Meat, eggs and dairy are nutrition. Grains, rice and pasta are food, not nutrition. The food is running out. Stockpiling carbs and growing a garden cannot possibly save you. Buy food you stupid cunt

>> No.49569801

>>49569761
Based. There is a SOXL bagholder who comes here and calls everyone retarded. Who's retarded now mhmm?

>> No.49569809

>>49569769
Not me thankfully my parents have money and protected themselves from the disaster they knew Biden would cause.

>> No.49569816

>>49569275
yes but that retard has it wrong, full moon=down, not up

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>>49569798

>> No.49569829

AND WE SLIP BACK INTO 24K

>> No.49569832

>>49569733
Each contract is 40,000 pounds: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture/livestock/lean-hogs.contractSpecs.html

So if you've got enough freezers, one contract ought to cover you for 10,000 days (a little over 27 years).

>> No.49569835

>>49569030
even metals going down... they're doing it on purpose aren't they?

>> No.49569838

>>49569769
will i really not have my electric heater? it is the only thing keeping me alive rn

>> No.49569841

25000: OFFERED

>> No.49569843

>>49569798
>Canadian
Same here. I'm trying to convince my wife to sell the family home because of the coming housing crash.

>> No.49569848

>>49569800
Nah I'm good, I'ma just buy a gun instead.

>> No.49569846

its bad but its not BUY FOOD AND AMMO BECAUSE SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING bad....right?

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>>49569816
Correct or not, you said what I wanted to hear, so I'm going full bear tomorrow and making big downward plays

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>>49569790

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Wallets be moving. Whats that i hear?!?!?!?! Is that..... fear?
https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4

>> No.49569862

https://youtu.be/78crD1l1sCA

>> No.49569865

25,000 BREACHED

>> No.49569879

>>49569841
NOT ACCEPTED
GO LOWER MUMU

>> No.49569892

>>49569701
>I hope someone is paying you lots of rupees to shill GME, Prajeet.
The irony is palpable. Take it easy Sandeep https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=97uVDPOibYw

>> No.49569894

>>49569846
Definitely not, next year will be however

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>how low can it go?
I said
>how low can it go?

>> No.49569913

>>49569832
That's a lot of hog.

>> No.49569916

>>49569846
Sri Lanka is already starving to death, South America and Africa are soon to follow

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>>49569843
Canadian hooms never go down.
https://betterdwelling.com/canadas-real-estate-bubble-is-so-big-even-the-mother-of-all-crashes-cant-fix-it/

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CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW

>> No.49569951

The stars are not favourable, mumu
https://youtu.be/78crD1l1sCA

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Can't explain why, but crypto dumping extra hard is giving me a massive boner right now

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cypto niggas is getting margin called by a cypto broker operated by a literal whore, what if this has ripple effects and make it stocks, imagine if everything crashes because of a hoe

>> No.49569981

Stockpile beef. Fill a freezer. Buy tins of corned beef. Fruits and vegetables are NOT nutrition. Meat, eggs and dairy are nutrition. Grains, rice and pasta are food, not nutrition. The food is running out. Stockpiling carbs and growing a garden cannot possibly save you. Buy food you stupid cunt.

>> No.49569997

>>49569909
No support until 10k, the bottom is about to drop out of this thing.

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how big of a short position do I need to coom in zoomer pussy?

>> No.49570012

>>49568810
>everything completely oversold
You're a funny guy

>> No.49570018

25K seems to be accepted for now

>> No.49570031

>>49568743
Going to 10k per share

>> No.49570037

>>49569790
Man, she needs to work out

>> No.49570049

>>49569970
Oh that was Celsius, haha who didn't see that coming?

>> No.49570054

>>49570011
You need at least 500 oz of silver. That's how I got my zoomer gf.
t. 28

>> No.49570070

>>49569981
>Grains, rice and pasta are food, not nutrition. The food is running out
Okay so I need to buy grains, rice, and pasta, which is food, which is running out.

>> No.49570073
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IM PEEING ON MY POOP
IM POOPING ON MY PEE

>> No.49570076

>>49570011
In about six months it will only cost 3 cigarettes and a square of toilet paper

>> No.49570079

>>49569790
>americans really simp over this
You fucks need some standards

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Wait, is it really going to be black monday? I was just memeing

>> No.49570091

>>49570070
you need beans with that rice so you have all of your amino acids

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>>49569686
>>49569767
>Orange juice holdings are too concentrated
Holy shit.

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SIGMA

GRINDSET

>> No.49570113

>>49570073
I'M FARTIN' ON MY POO PEE

>> No.49570116

>>49570054
How did that go down? I currently have 250 oz.

>> No.49570133

I think I'm just going to liquidate everything, put half in SOXL, and then use the other half to buy supplies and go live alone in an abandoned logging camp in the mountains for a few years. Maybe I'll be worth something when I come back out, maybe not

>> No.49570144
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>>49569970
Getting margin called by a women (whore)

LOLOL

>> No.49570160

>>49569892
Get on my level bhenchod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoVgT42NGJs

>> No.49570169

BUDDY
YOURE IN ONE

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kek I'm having a panic attack. this market is fucking wild

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>>49569241
Cotton bros...

>> No.49570190

>>49569800
nah, just buy value stocks all the way down

>> No.49570195

>>49570116
Great we've been together 4 years. Met when she was 18. Dumb as a rock as you'd expect, but she does my laundry and leaves me alone to trade for the most part.

>> No.49570197

>>49569800
What are you going to do when you get scurvy you stupid fuck

>> No.49570200

>>49570073
Did you try the bottom friendly menu from PostMates?

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i lik criket

>> No.49570239

>>49569241
Cotton bros...

>> No.49570242

Wait
If BRKY tracks breakfast prices, isn't that where a lot of core food prices are? And it was only launched 2 weeks ago
Shit I might long this instead of WEAT and CORN

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>>49569798
My neighbor's dog is a chump. Always lowballing me.

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NRDS. CVNA. SAVA. Your time is coming.
Soon. Very soon.

>> No.49570256

>>49570197
Liver is the richest food in vitamin C, idiot

>> No.49570260

>>49570225
what happened?

>> No.49570266

>>49570195
Did you show her the silver?

>> No.49570275

>>49570256
>What is OJ

>> No.49570286

>>49570186
>'e bought?
>Before Juneteenth?
>Pick 'eem off.
>>>/wsg/4572627

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looks like the market is stable now
once powell deploys the rate hikes and gets inflation under control we will moon, hold strong.

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ITS GOING BACK DOWN ALREADY

ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.49570318

>>49570197
Vitamin C is fat soluble, idiot. So if you eat meat, then you get vitamin C

>> No.49570323

It's going to be funny when the stock market recovers and right wing /smg/ schizos are left with nothing but massive quantities of bottled water and nasty ass prepper food

>> No.49570334

>>49570266
No, she knows I have it but she has no idea how much. She might start getting uppity if she knew the extent of my treasure chest.

>> No.49570336

Good thing Bitcoin and stocks aren't correlated at all

I feel bad for crypto holders but that shit was used by nobody

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>>49569342
Hi Mannarino, I love your videos

>> No.49570344

>>49569319
If you think this is Putin's fault you should probably buy the dip

>> No.49570357

>>49570096
Adding to my watchlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLySXTIBS3c

>> No.49570359

>>49570275
90% water, 5% sugar, 5% fibre

>> No.49570366

>>49570286
classy tune

>> No.49570371

>>49570344
To play double's advocate, regardless of what you believe, a world leader dying could be seen as a major market signal

>> No.49570372

>>49570318
if it were fat soluble the 1000 mg emergenC would kill anyone who ever drank one. It's water soluble you fucking retard.

>> No.49570392

>>49570256
1. Liver is vitamin A you retarded gorilla niggerlover
2. When you cook meat you destroy any vitamin C present

>> No.49570401

>>49570242
You can also get an actual futures account to save yourself some (((fees))) as well as control the allocation more precisely.

Truth be told the various commodities don't move in lockstep (and some like lean hogs or coffee aren't great bets now) so you might be better off with their individual ETFs like JO (or ALCO for OJ or COW for hog/cattle).

>> No.49570409

>>49570323
I’m a left winger (by virtue of not being a trump tard) and I think it’s gonna get bad. Guess what the fed inflating Money Supply in gargantuan increments isn’t relevant to left or right wing

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>>49570336
>Good thing Bitcoin and stocks aren't correlated at all
They're connected. BTC is a risky asset, there's a lot of risky shit in the Nasdaq. When shit gets real and nobody wants to hold risky assets anymore, they both get dumped hard.

>> No.49570431

>>49570323
better safe than sorry

>> No.49570437

>>49570225
wtf?

>> No.49570444

>>49570401
I have like 10 shares of CORN and WEAT. That's probably enough for now, though.

>> No.49570447

>>49570409
I think you are confused. Raising interest rates is the opposite of inflating the money supply

>> No.49570449

>>49570096
is orange juice really uh... that important? I mean, coffee I understand, sure. Sugar and pigs, yea ok.

>> No.49570465

>>49570371
>double's advocate
Holy shit, first idiots who don't know vitamins A from C, now this

>> No.49570468

25k seems accepted. Happening cancelled. Sorry for all the hullabaloo anons.

>> No.49570473

This general just keeps getting worse. I thought after all the 2020 newfags got liquidated it would go back to normal but guess not.

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>>49570336
Are you sure about that? Most of the time the correlation between QQQ and BTCUSD is above 0.4

>> No.49570488

>>49570225
did he redeem?

>> No.49570490

>>49570449
OJ has futures because it's widely consumed and because it sits in storage tanks for about 2-5 months before being shipped out to groceries.

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>>49570449
>is orange juice really uh... that important?

>> No.49570500

>>49570449
Well the average American consumes half a gallon (approximately 2 liters) per day, mostly with breakfast. So yeah I'd say it's important.

>> No.49570503

>>49570323
https://www.newsweek.com/us-warns-starving-african-nations-not-buy-grain-stolen-russia-1713320?amp=1
>better not feed yourself on Russian grain!
https://www.sundaytimes.lk/220612/columns/responding-to-the-imminent-food-shortages-and-starvation-485666.html
>lol let the third world starve

This is not the end, food will still exist, you will be able to buy it, but get at least a months long supply so if we get rolling blackouts and military mandates you will survive between missed rations

>> No.49570505

>>49570465
Sorry anon, it's a doggy world and people are a diamond dozen

>> No.49570512

>>49570468
shut it down. tomorrows green. boy do we look like a bunch of fools haha.

>> No.49570515
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Aaand wallah! Just like that, BTC was never below $25k again.

>> No.49570521

>>49570371
>double's

>> No.49570525

>>49570409
It actually is a left wing issue because central banking is a tenant of communism. Give a bank the power to issue currency and you can enslave them in one generation without firing a shot.

>> No.49570528

CLOSE OFF THE PITS

THE WAILING

THE CRYING

AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.49570534

>>49570505
Faggot

>> No.49570537

>>49570515
:/

>> No.49570544
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>>49570242
Here is the index over 1 year.

18.25% 1 Year

21.13% YTD

>> No.49570567

>>49570490
>>49570495
>>49570500
Alright, ok yea. I just, I just haven't had a glass of orange juice in like, 3 years? Maybe 4?

>> No.49570577

>>49570505
Irregardless, the stock market is screwed for all intensive purposes.

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>>49570286
I should have listened to Cathie Wood. Why didn't I innovate?! John Deere is the future!

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>>49570544
>Of all fucking monetary assets BREAKFEAST FOOD IS OUTPERFORMING MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO

>> No.49570592

>>49570567
I drink OJ everyday, it's a great mixer for vodka.

>> No.49570600

>>49570525
Yes, Alexander Hamtilno was totally drawing from Marxist theory when he created the centrla bank, decades before Marx was even born

>> No.49570603

>>49570577
Irregardless is not a word, dumbass

>> No.49570621

>>49570591
>>49570544
I'm suddenly hungry for cereal with milk.

>> No.49570624

>>49569537
Well. Time to get young I guess. ;^)

>> No.49570636

>>49570577
Intents and purposes

>> No.49570646

>>49570603
It's a perfectly cromulent word, he used it correctly

>> No.49570666

You guys better sell tomorrow... it's a doggy dog world and you're gonna need to cash

>> No.49570669

>>49570591
it's the most important meal of the day bro

>> No.49570681

>>49570590
Yeah I remember she put JOHN DEERE in her SPACE EXPLORATION ETF. LMAO

>> No.49570698

maybe we're over reacting. it looks like a dump but it will pump now. classic wall street trick. im gonna sleep in tomorrow and not buy anything.

>> No.49570702

>>49570646
Webster has been getting pretty wack with all the words they are letting fly these days.

>> No.49570713

I wonder how many TSLA, gme, etc holders will sell to buy dogecoin and eth

>> No.49570718

>>49570600
Communism arose as a response to the Industrial Revolution. Marx was a widely respect economist and thinker who wrote a very thorough explanation and critique of Capitalism ("Das Kapital") and eventually came across Communism of his own volition. He then concluded that Communism was the only logical outcome of Capitalist societies. The former cannot exist without the latter (which is why you saw the Soviet Union and Communist China both go through liberalization before undergoing socialization).

China actually attempted to skip the capitalist phase, but this is how we got the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, etc before the 'roaders took over and forced China to go through 2+ decades of industrialization. The current phase of China is highly focused on transitioning from market capitalism to socialism.

>> No.49570723

The ir- prefix means “not,” and if you add it to a word that already means “without regard,” you get “not without regard.”This double negative is what makes irregardless an invalid word

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>>49570600
>that revisionist history
If you start from that premise, I guess there's nothing to talk about. I forgot I was trying to have a rational discussion with a leftist. Carry on shitlib.

>> No.49570737
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Low of the day 24888 and 1303

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>>49570666
>holding physical cash during an inflationary crisis

>> No.49570747

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4957073949570739
>>49570739
>>49570739
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4957073949570739
>>49570739
>>49570739

>> No.49570754

>>49570718
Socialism won't work

>> No.49570762

>>49570702
Yeah, like "emancipation"

>>49570723
Irregardless would mean with "regards" then
You regard

>> No.49570772

>>49570698
Yeah the weekly fakeouts are tiresome.

>> No.49570853

>>49570723
That definition doesn't pass mustard, anon. In one foul swoop, you have proven yourself to have old timer's disease.

>> No.49570982

>>49569753
v tiresome and uninteresting post

>> No.49570994

>>49569565
Sweet, I’m pretty much geared toward those top 5 completely by accident.

>> No.49571944

>>49570515
This was said at 27k, 28k, 29k, 30k, 35k, 37k. You are all delusional.