Celsius rugpull is now official

[Anonymous No.49567603]

You did withdraw from Celsius when we told you to, right anon?

[Anonymous No.49567662]

Uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.49567665]

MTGOX 2.0

[Anonymous No.49567667]

Coinbase needs to flip the breakers too

[Anonymous No.49567678]

>>49567603
what is celsius?

[Anonymous No.49567696]

Hope you guys saved your Walmart uniforms!

[Anonymous No.49567698]

>>49567603
Really makes sense to scare the shit out of the people more! Never cexed always dexed!

[Anonymous No.49567749]

>>49567678
the premier HODL provider >>49565701
but more seriously they pay yield for coins you deposit. where does that money come from? "number go up."
what happens when number go down? cascading number go downs.
www.modernatx.com/refunds

[Anonymous No.49567777]

>>49567603
oh no nonononono AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.49567814]

>>49567749
oh, it's like a ponzi for ponzis...

[Anonymous No.49567825]

Activating Diamond Hands mode! HODL the line, marines!

[Anonymous No.49567915]

>>49567603
I pulled out when I found out they hired a whore
>>49567749
this is whats better about nexo since they don't engage in uncollateralized lending. Although aave is the true future, if only people used it their yields would be higher.

[Anonymous No.49568024]

I was warning anons here two days ago.
The red flags were insane.
Apparently some anons here were saying they could still withdraw and they weren't on 'hodl mode' yet, but they didn't and called it all fud.
Honestly don't get it.

[Anonymous No.49568167]

they were making fun of you chuds

[Anonymous No.49568192]

>>49567603
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.49568203]

Holy FUCK am I glad that I withdrew when you goys said so. Can this happen with Nexo too?

[Anonymous No.49568214]

>>49568167
based

[Anonymous No.49568231]

sirs i have much Matic tokens staked on the celsius
how redeem???

[Anonymous No.49568233]

>>49568203
Yep. Nexo, blockfi, crypto.com, all have the same business models

[Anonymous No.49568259]

>>49567915
>better about nexo
MY SIDES BULGARIAN

[Anonymous No.49568271]

>>49568231
what is that webm?

[Anonymous No.49568299]

>>49567603
why do “people” keep falling for ponzis? just because vc joos and fellow retards, webshits, and charlatans say it’s safe, 100% risk free and legit doesnt make it so

[Anonymous No.49568305]

>>49568233
nexo is the only legit one :^)

[Anonymous No.49568310]

3000 LINK and .68 BTC on there.Was going to withdraw today but there is the 24hr lock before they even made this announcement.

Go on without me bros...

[Anonymous No.49568312]

is this real

[Anonymous No.49568322]

>>49567603
I withdrew last year after failure to implement any of the features promised and being wary of the team comprised all of kikes. Cannot ever trust a Jew.

[Anonymous No.49568325]

>OVER TIME
THEYRE NEVER GETTING THEIR MONEY BACK LMAO

[Anonymous No.49568344]

>>49567603
Glad I took all my crypto out 2 weeks ago. Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.49568362]

>>49568312
I just received an email about this, so it's real.

[Anonymous No.49568570]

>>49567777
CHECKED BYE BYE LINK

[Anonymous No.49568625]

>>49567603
Wtf is Celsius

[Anonymous No.49568631]

NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.49568675]

>>49568570
LINK?

[Anonymous No.49568711]

>>49568310
I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.49568756]

>>49568631
Lol. LMAO!!!

[Anonymous No.49568811]

>>49568231
I fucking love this webm lmao

[Anonymous No.49568904]

>>49568271
In cricket, you have to be behind the line to be safe. The angry guy was accidentally over the line, so the bowler just struck him out instead of bowling

[Anonymous No.49568929]

>>49568711
Thanks, still have 8000 link on Bancor but that BTC was my baby from 2011.

[Anonymous No.49568941]

>>49568631
I will unironically hunt these fuckers down and gut them alive they cant run from me.
This is a legally actionable threat and I am unstoppable armed and dangerous.

[Anonymous No.49568955]

>>49567603
>company that hires pornstars for prominent positions is a scam

Is anybody surprised? I pulled everything as soon as the Jess situation came to light.

[Anonymous No.49568958]

wasn't chainlink holding funds in Celcius? you would think Sergey would know a fellow Russian scammer when he sees one

[Anonymous No.49568978]

>>49568310
Sorry anon, it's for the good of the community.

[Anonymous No.49569024]

>>49568904
Why does he knock over the middle pole?

[Anonymous No.49569045]

>>49567603
I got out like 3 weeks ago lmao. Feels good

[Anonymous No.49569091]

>>49568322

Solana is another coin.

[Anonymous No.49569128]

LMFAO
M
F
A
O

[Anonymous No.49569158]

>>49567603
Damn shame, Celsius throws the best parties, bar none.

[Anonymous No.49569174]

>>49568631
jesus fuck its real

[Anonymous No.49569236]

>>49568231
that's not cricket

[Anonymous No.49569240]

>>49567749
But why didn't they do this in the 1st bear market? The 2nd one several months after I put my whole life savings into USDC savings account for 8% APR they suddenly rug? WHY? Crypto is such a retarded fucking kike scam dogshit holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.49569254]

I used to have tons of link on there, I wised up and got everything off

[Anonymous No.49569306]

>>49568233
How did I not see this coming, holy shit I fucking hate crypto so much it's literally ONLY lost me money. It's the most jewish shit ever with zero regulation so kikes can just steal shit and make billions like whoever runs this gay shit or Do Kwon.

[Anonymous No.49569312]

>>49569254
Why would you stake with them instead of Gemini? Risk-reward ratio is completely off.

[Anonymous No.49569326]

>>49568024
And thanks to my frens sharing this on 4chan I managed to move my BTC just in time.
I had like .7 in there I would have been pretty pissed losing that. Managed to get about ~1k from the little rewards but going to go margin trade it on binance.

[Anonymous No.49569351]

>>49568233
I hope CDC goes under I hate those fags.

[Anonymous No.49569377]

>>49569024
That's how you get someone 'out' in cricket

[Anonymous No.49569393]

>>49568231

>shivshambo sport

[Anonymous No.49569408]

they just kicked me from the telegram kek

[Anonymous No.49569418]

>>49567603
Le not your keys le not your buttcoin

[Anonymous No.49569430]

>>49568310
Damn

>F

[Anonymous No.49569439]

>>49569240
they were flush with cash and secured funding. start up with money to burn.
now they're burned money on operations, hacks and promotions and governments and shitty businesses everywhere are suffering from a global liquidity crisis

[Anonymous No.49569471]

>>49568233
Doesn’t AAVe as well?

[Anonymous No.49569476]

>>49569408
did you do anything, and if you did what did you do?

[Anonymous No.49569478]

>>49569326
Nice. Glad you got out.

[Anonymous No.49569488]

>>49569476
said it reminds me of mt gox

[Anonymous No.49569500]

>>49567603
Is this why BTC is crashing again?

[Anonymous No.49569576]

>>49567603
They just don't have the money to pay everyone due to the market's volatility. Freeway remains strong and they got their own funds as well and don't depends on crypto volatility so i'm not worried on my freeway balance. I continue to stake.

[Anonymous No.49569604]

>>49569500
No

[Anonymous No.49569708]

>>49569576
>They just don't have the money to pay everyone due to the market's volatility. Freeway remains strong and they got their own funds as well and don't depends on crypto volatility so i'm not worried on my freeway balance. I continue to stake.

[Anonymous No.49569735]

>>49568904
thx anon.

[Anonymous No.49569810]

pretty sure none of us in /biz/ actually bothered with celsius. We are far above average in terms of crypto sense.

[Anonymous No.49569837]

>>49569810
UST kind of above?

[Anonymous No.49569993]

>>49569312
I had ico stack spread at Gemini, Celsius, BlockFi, Compound etc

[Anonymous No.49570025]

>>49568631
celciustards on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.49570110]

>>49569810
I was arguing with a retard a few days ago who was convinced Celsius is solvable and there was nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.49570178]

HOLY SHIT!!! I'M FUCKED!!!

[Anonymous No.49570272]

>>49569306
thats actually the opposite of what crypto is for. Not your keys not your coins its the same basic shit boomers have been repeating for a decade.
>like whoever runs this gay shit or Do Kwon
dude I've always said bitcoin is a shitcoin, but holy hell if you don't understand why a project with an anonymous founder who never touched his coins and left the rest up to the community with free money for whoever wanted to mine, stands the test of time while every organization backed "project" flops then its kinda your own fault.
>>49569471
aave is at least non custodial and as far as I know only engages in overcollateralized lending. Most companies like celsius are basically just run on unchecked rehypothication

[Anonymous No.49570397]

i just lost 200k

[Anonymous No.49570423]

Just lost over $1 million on Celsius. Goodbye

[Anonymous No.49570493]

I made a lot from celsius but took out the last bit I had in there a few weeks ago.
I would still bet they're solvent.

[Anonymous No.49570502]

>>49570397
Could be worse... I never had 200k and probably will never have a millon

[Anonymous No.49570877]

Why do they call it CEL?

>BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE SELLED

[Anonymous No.49570880]

>>49567603
Not your keys, not your coins. I'll go with defi like ramp defi, equilibrium, kava platform. Never trust a centralised company.

[Anonymous No.49570910]

>>49570880
I had my keys when I had my UST in Anchor you know...

[Anonymous No.49570913]

>>49570397
Holy shit

I would never put 200k into crypto bro

More than 50k is suicide

[Anonymous No.49570956]

>>49570880
>i'll go with the following centralized shitcoins instead

[Anonymous No.49570964]

>>49570397
How? Did you stake your stinky linkies there? Why didn't' you diversify your staking to others like Blockfi, Gemeni, etc.?

[Anonymous No.49570971]

>>49568310
>3000 LINK and .68 BTC on there.Was going to withdraw today but there is the 24hr lock before they even made this announcement.
>Go on without me bros...
I made a big withdrawal on May 30th. > $300k

If you have ANY chance to get that out, you need to have this ready to go:

"a video of yourself verbally requesting the withdrawal while holding the document that you used during the KYC verification process and a piece of paper with the current date, your request, and the withdrawal address used written on it.

For the purposes of better readability please hold the document closer to the camera for a couple of seconds after stating your request."

[Anonymous No.49571027]

>>49569810
Most of /biz/ had UST staked on anchor.

[Anonymous No.49571098]

>>49568631
People keep posting this as if it’s some shocking scam, but that’s literally how every bank operate - they go under, your capital goes on the books. Depending on your county, your government might step in and guarantee part of retail accounts, but rarely more than 5 figures if even that.

[Anonymous No.49571124]

>>49568310
I can't imagine your pain desu, I lost 4000 UST and I'm seething. I'm praying for you fren.

[Anonymous No.49571148]

>>49571098
>Depending on your county, your government might step in and guarantee part of retail accounts, but rarely more than 5 figures if even that.
$250k in the US

[Anonymous No.49571170]

>>49570971
>"a video of yourself verbally requesting the withdrawal while holding the document that you used during the KYC verification process and a piece of paper with the current date, your request, and the withdrawal address used written on it.

Wait, are you serious or LARPing? I've just left some money on there to farm 9% APR and didn't look at the terms of service, is this actually a thing? Because if so what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.49571266]

>tfw i just potentially lost 50% of my stack
we have no recourse?
ive nevr had something like this happen to me before...
its fucking over isnt it

[Anonymous No.49571347]

>>49568941
Kill them all. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.49571492]

>>49568941
The CEO is jewish so your bobo unironically fits.

[Anonymous No.49571521]

https://mobile.twitter.com/otteroooo/status/1534027385376428032
thank you based otter

[Anonymous No.49571541]

>>49568941
lol reported to FBI

[Anonymous No.49571572]

>>49568203
Same here holy shit I'm glad I pulled out

[Anonymous No.49571573]

>>49568941
baste

[Anonymous No.49571586]

So when does Coinbase go under?

[Anonymous No.49571605]

>>49571586
Two days.
Czech em

[Anonymous No.49571614]

>>49568941
Please set up a 4k livestream.

[Anonymous No.49571637]

>>49570964
these nexo fud frog fags are trying to find out how many linkies have their stacks there or where ever elsw DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR DATA NO FEEDBACK

[Anonymous No.49571670]

>>49567696
Kek

[Anonymous No.49571761]

>>49567603
>Celsius
Oof!

https://youtu.be/A3UcHjmbZbg

[Anonymous No.49571778]

>>49571521
>Moshe Hegog and Mashinskyy
Anyone who gave these likes money deserves it. Couldn’t find more Jewish names if you tried

[Anonymous No.49571937]

>>49571170
>Wait, are you serious or LARPing? I've just left some money on there to farm 9% APR and didn't look at the terms of service, is this actually a thing? Because if so what the fuck.
This only applies to large transactions. I think >$150k. Mine definitely required this video and manual "verification" on their end, but I got out.

If you are just waiting 24hr to whitelist an address for a <$150k sum, you don't need a video

[Anonymous No.49572018]

>>49570910
UST is obviously an algorithmic stablecoin. But everything has risks on it. It's the people to manage it. Aping on Kolnet that strategize new marketing offering. Market is not good at all today.

[Anonymous No.49572031]

>>49567603
hmmm well no shit

[Anonymous No.49572292]

>>49568941
based

[Anonymous No.49572306]

>>49572031
What would implore these people to hire a fresh out of college former pornstar?

[Anonymous No.49572360]

guys what the fuck do I do

I have the last of my money on celsius and bitcoin longs desperately trying to recover the money lost after buying in at 50k and 40k.

My wifes boyfriend is coming over tonight so he's gonna be driving me to the internet cafe but I have literally no money to pay for his gas or the internet cafe, it's over

[Anonymous No.49572398]

>>49572031
>she quickly proved herself as much more in the back office

[Anonymous No.49572412]

>>49568941
Thank you sir

[Anonymous No.49572514]

>>49572031
>this girl was on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list globally and is now a director of an exchange which just likely went bankrupt

ik people say clown world but this is utterly fucking clown town. so many top signals for years...this market is going to be annihilated

[Anonymous No.49572522]

>>49569576
If this isn't a shitpost, at least get educated lol
https://group.bnpparibas/en/press-release/bnp-paribas-investment-partners-temporaly-suspends-calculation-net-asset-funds-parvest-dynamic-abs-bnp-paribas-abs-euribor-bnp-paribas-abs-eonia

[Anonymous No.49572579]

>>49569240
celsius only really got started as a project in late 2018 early 2019. Their growth projections for 2019 were solid, they sustained net inflows all the way up until the past few months, particularly the past month due to the fear/panic surrounding the LUNA collapse, coupled with deteriorating global liquidity conditions. In short, wrong place wrong time

[Anonymous No.49572613]

>>49568024
The fall of Crassus

[Anonymous No.49572629]

>>49568024
The red flags appeared months ago when Mashinsky spouted all that nonsense in his debate with Peter Schiff

[Anonymous No.49572633]

>>49568941
Do it faggot

[Anonymous No.49572640]

>>49569240
Celsius was heavily invested in LUNA/the Anchor protocol. When LUNA collapsed, a lot of people crunched the numbers and realized that Celsius was insolved. I've been warning newfags to take their money out of Celsius for at least 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.49572653]

>>49569128
Where can I short this shit?

[Anonymous No.49572656]

I got out 3 weeks ago, I thought I was just being a paranoid schizo thinking this was a possibility. Didn't see it happening so soon. Listening to (You) really saved me this time.

[Anonymous No.49572678]

>>49569810
I unironically used it to yield on stables up until 2021, and never re-entered due to the "pornstar managing $300m" meme
meme magic is real

[Anonymous No.49572689]

>>49567603

if coinbase removes withdrawals I'll hve to figure out another easy on-ramp to buy during the coming dips
I had it all set up so that I could transfer money to a burner bank account, then send from the burner account to coinbase (since their bullshit bank ACH deposit requires you to give them your bank's login the burner kept their hands off my actual bank account). And using pro I paid 0 fees. I was comfy, why is everyone shitting themselves this time, come on

[Anonymous No.49572708]

In short
>We are changing the rules of the game, so we can rug you. Once again, the house always wins. GG

[Anonymous No.49572716]

>>49572678
kek this
I was aware of Celsius, but purely because of the porn star memes I told people that I wouldn't consider it reliable

[Anonymous No.49572734]

>>49570178
Yikes bro how bad?

[Anonymous No.49572736]

>>49572689
I think the risk of CB going insolvent is much lower since they are an actual exchange and not just a lending platform. Even their loans are overcollateralized.

[Anonymous No.49572743]

>>49571541
>inb4 he literally works for the FBI and they LOVE repossessing the entire net worth of naive retards who signed a creditor agreement, and they LOVE executing those (in an act of self defense, of course) who even consider resisting

[Anonymous No.49572749]

>>49572306
She gave someone recruiting a blowjob, that'd be my guess

[Anonymous No.49572756]

>>49567698
I used binance and cryptocom and they're all safe. I also use uniswap and pancakeswap. If flare is listed on any exchanges, i would follow and buy as i can see the future on nft leasing marketplace

[Anonymous No.49572771]

>>49567603
Man I sure am glad I decided crypto was a scam months ago and moved everything into Monero.

[Anonymous No.49572785]

>>49567777
checked

[Anonymous No.49572801]

>>49568941

[Anonymous No.49572898]

>>49572734
My whole BTC. I got greedy.

[Anonymous No.49572957]

I have $500 USDC and $50 BTC in this shit account. I will probably have to consider it lost at this point. Good thing I didn't invest more like my dumbass friend did (over $10k in there staking for CEL)

[Anonymous No.49572975]

>>49572579
THE PYRAMID SCHEME WORKED UNTIL IT DIDN’T LOL

[Anonymous No.49573455]

>>49572360
>guys what the fuck do I do
Try going back to re dd it.
>>49568941
>>49571614
>4k livestream
And put on eurobeat music on the livestream also.

[Anonymous No.49573481]

>>49567603
Fuck this, these fuckers need to be regulated NOW

[Anonymous No.49573541]

>>49572736
this. their wealthiest traders trade on CB pro anyway. only retard brokefags use regular CB and get assraped with fees and, by god, subscriptions lol

[Anonymous No.49573615]

Christ. I was about to withdraw when I got home tonight. It's really fucking over. I'm losing everything Jesus we destroyed our economy over the flu and Ukraine fuck kikes so bad

[Anonymous No.49573715]

>>49567603

[Anonymous No.49573927]

>>49571637
DO NOT REDEEM FEEDBACKS, SIRS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49573997]

>>49569240
>>49569306
>>49569576
>>49570178
>>49570397
>>49570423
>>49571266
>>49572360
>>49572898
>>49572957
>>49573481
>>49573615

[Anonymous No.49574064]

>>49571098
sucks to be you living in a third world country. 250k deposit guarantee in australia
https://www.apra.gov.au/financial-claims-scheme-0

[Anonymous No.49574072]

>>49568167
>10% APY
>What could go wrong?!?!?!?

lmao staking is such a meme

[Anonymous No.49574340]

>>49569306
you conservacucks kept saying to keep da gubmint out of it... well here you go, no regulation, maximum personal responsibility. no tears now, only bootstraps

[Anonymous No.49574401]

>>49568167
incel rewards kek

[Anonymous No.49574407]

>>49567696
It was all just a dream in the end, wasnt it?

[Anonymous No.49574425]

>>49567603
holy shit

[Anonymous No.49574462]

>>49567603
I mean they are getting interest still

[Anonymous No.49574481]

>>49572756
>binance
>safe
o i m laffin

[Anonymous No.49574557]

>>49567603
Had anyone even heard of Celsium before today lol? It seems like a blatant FUD.

[Anonymous No.49574588]

>>49574557
This

[Anonymous No.49574687]

>>49567603
i don't get it, can't you withdraw from the smart contracts directly? can someone tell me the smart contracts for celsius? the ones in "hodl mode"

[Anonymous No.49574688]

>>49572031
haha sounds like a porn film plot irl

[Anonymous No.49574709]

>>49574557
if you haven't seen >>49572031 posted on here before you are a redditor, fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.49574718]

>>49570272
>Most companies like celsius are basically just run on unchecked rehypothication
How is that even possible on-chain?

[Anonymous No.49574722]

>>49572031
proved herself in his back office hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3slQvqiZF4Q&t=241s

[Anonymous No.49574727]

>>49574709
I only come here during big crashes.

[Anonymous No.49574751]

>>49574727
who cares whether you have heard of the project or not then nocoiner

[Anonymous No.49574780]

>>49574751
Because the celsius rug is only affecting retail defi retards, and shouldn't affect the entire market to the degree that it is?

[Anonymous No.49574791]

>>49574688
I'd like to build her firm's back office if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.49574795]

>>49574751
I just asked wether anyone else heard about it. I'm in this game since 2017, and that's the first time it comes up.

[Anonymous No.49574815]

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.49574822]

>>49574780
you have it backwards bro. the market volatility has caused celsius to panic and rugpull. probably their lending strategy is fucked up, as it is with 99% of these defi protocols with absurd APY

[Anonymous No.49574839]

>>49574795
Also been in since 2017 and never heard of it before. Even if I had though why would I ever consider giving someone else custody of my money? That kind of defeats a lot of the purpose behind a crypto investment imo.

[Anonymous No.49574845]

>>49574795
you're in this "game" since 2017, yet you only visit during "big crashes" so probably a couple times a year max, you haven't heard of commonly posted projects, and you would be a millionaire by now if you had just paid attention. you had 5 years

[Anonymous No.49574862]

>>49574839
this may be news to you, but having $100 in bitcoin since 2017 doesn't mean you will magically hear about every new project

[Anonymous No.49574870]

>>49574845
If I'd paid attention to this circus of a board, I would've invested in something like Celsium lol.

[Anonymous No.49574950]

newfag here. so let me get this straight. this is mt gox 2.0, and this time its probably not just one exchange?

[Anonymous No.49574953]

>>49574870
if you paid attention, you would know Celsius has been ridiculed on here for years now because they hired a literal porn star to manage all their assets

[Anonymous No.49574982]

>>49574950
this is nowhere near the scale of mt gox but is pretty fucking bad for the DeFi space

[Anonymous No.49575008]

>>49574862
Neither does having 100 million in bitcoin since 2017. There are so many shitcoins which pop up and die that paying attention to all of them is impossible and I've never used any service like Celcius before or had a need to so it's not like it's a surprise it hasn't popped up on my radar before now.

[Anonymous No.49575151]

>>49568167
>>49574401

[Anonymous No.49575254]

>>49575008
yes, but that doesn't mean you should accuse it of being FUD or made up. it is (was) a popular defi protocol

[Anonymous No.49575297]

>>49574982
what are the wider market ramifications?

[Anonymous No.49575317]

>>49572031
>"Oh no, creditor, we can't pay you back. Maybe I can find some other way to pay you back?"
>Proceeds to suck hundreds of thousands of dicks

[Anonymous No.49576085]

>>49575317
not a bad deal assuming she tests herself for hiv regularly

[Anonymous No.49576203]

>>49567603
Why dont they just suspend the ability to sell btc?
Then people would only be able to buy it.

[Anonymous No.49576263]

>>49572785
kek

[Anonymous No.49576480]

>>49568203
>Can this happen with Nexo too?
EXIT EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY how is this not obvious to you

[Anonymous No.49576742]

>>49567915
Nexo is nexto

[Anonymous No.49576823]

>>49575317
>and that's how one person saved crypto and the world economy, starting the golden bull run that forever changed the world.
>the end.

[Anonymous No.49576893]

so is coinbase or nexo next? should I just move all my stuff to trust wallet

[Anonymous No.49576942]

>>49576893
No just keep it there, anon.

Dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.49578145]

Syscon will be the first one to combine rollux with BTC proven security ETH flexibility, i think Syscon can surprise a lot of investors and developers with the fastest, cheapest and most secure network.

[Anonymous No.49578297]

>>49572656
I got out a month ago when luna died for no particular reason but schizo feels

[Anonymous No.49579355]

>>49568631

[Anonymous No.49579867]

>>49572640
This. People say biz sucks but this was mentioned all over here.

[Anonymous No.49580171]

>>49569240
fuck you retard, anyone with half a brain knows that easy interest yielding is a fucking scam. im more pissed that there are so many retards exposed to leverage like that. thats what allows these kikes to fuck the market like this.

[Anonymous No.49580323]

>>49568631
Mama mia

[Anonymous No.49580423]

>>49572785

[Anonymous No.49580519]

>>49568310
Don't give up. You will really lose this money

[Anonymous No.49581456]

I haven't been able to check my account yet because I'm at work, but this makes me feel fucking sick. I staked £13k just last week. I'm pretty sure if they do go bust though, I should be okay because of the FSCS £85k guarantee.

[Anonymous No.49581541]

>>49569306

Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.49581705]

>using centralized services to hodl/stake/yield farm
Hope everyone gets turbo rugged. That shit has no place in crypto.

[Anonymous No.49582535]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0

[Anonymous No.49582654]

>a week after UEG makes a video about celsius being a scam, they rugpull and show that it was a scam

[Anonymous No.49582816]

DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.49583227]

>>49574727
I hope you take the information you get seriously? Every heavy crash is a good entry point to hidden gems depending on which perspective you are looking from. During this crash, I discovered LOX and find its utility a rare one as mobile theft needs to be tackled and I'm sure lots of channers will be sleeping on it.

[Anonymous No.49583307]

>>49568203
Anything defi is fucked now.

No more pools.

[Anonymous No.49583433]

>>49572785
>luna
>nutz

[Anonymous No.49583435]

thank goodness for the jessica khater memes. remember always trust your gut and dont fight the memes

[Anonymous No.49583474]

[Anonymous No.49583485]

>>49567603
Israeli CEO? This tru?

[Anonymous No.49583500]

>>49582816
oh god, i read this shit with his voice

[Anonymous No.49583621]

>>49571098
Yeah but we all hate banks.

[Anonymous No.49583674]

>>49571266
Thanks for playing!

[Anonymous No.49583867]

Am I the only one who barely knew what celsius is/was?

[Anonymous No.49583910]

>>49567678
They hired a GDP jewess to manage their back office. Jessica Khater. Not joking. I feel like this answers your question adequately.

[Anonymous No.49584049]

>>49571148
Per bank. Just put your money in 1000 different banks lifehack.

[Anonymous No.49584094]

>>49574407

[Anonymous No.49584189]

>>49568167
fucking unreal lmao

[Anonymous No.49584364]

>>49567603
And thus the crypto bubble bursts. Thank God I knew it would happen.

[Anonymous No.49584961]

>>49581456
>FSCS
Except those aren't deposits, you just gave them an uncollateralized loan, you're just another schlub creditor who should have rea the T&C

[Anonymous No.49585321]

>>49568631
a friend had their eth stack locked in the luna ecosystem during the crash
they lost big on luna but managed to recover the eth only to lock it, along with their entire bitcoin stack, in Celsius

[Anonymous No.49586690]

I have 4000 linkies on coinbase, will I have to kys or will it survive til friday when my trezor arrives?

[Anonymous No.49586713]

>>49584961
You're 100% wrong. Crypto platforms in the UK are subject to regulations and therefore the FSCS protections apply. This isn't an investment, this is a deposit.

[Anonymous No.49586889]

>>49585321
big yikes

[Anonymous No.49586895]

>>49569240
>after I put my whole life savings into USDC savings account for 8% APR

[Anonymous No.49586960]

xrp has zero counter party risk
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[Anonymous No.49587019]

>>49586713
https://celsius.network/static/risk-disclosure.pdf
Best of luck

[Anonymous No.49588275]

>>49575317
Proof of Guck

[Anonymous No.49588362]

>>49567678
Low IQ Jew-managed CEX scam

[Anonymous No.49588544]

>>49583910
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49588861]

>>49586960
xrp is a centralized shitcoin that serves only as an ad for Ripple and to dump on retards like you.

[Anonymous No.49589210]

>>49583485
>>49583910

ceo and second founder are both jews lol. Alex mashinsky CEO and second founder his friend Daniel Leon.
just lol. good for them desu.

[Anonymous No.49589417]

>>49588861
you're just regurgitating incorrect talking points you've read before