/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49566419]

Do you dare enter the casino tomorrow?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:South+Dakota
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>49564801

[Anonymous No.49566447]

It is over.

[Anonymous No.49566449]

>>49566419
>Anime bunny girls
Actually I just prefer uh, actual bunny girls.

[Anonymous No.49566455]

I'm already in, my man.

[Anonymous No.49566471]

only one thing can save this shit market and that is me getting dubs czech em

[Anonymous No.49566474]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

[Anonymous No.49566478]

>>49566449
YOU CAN'T FUCK THE RABBIT

>>49566455
You don't have to enter the casino if you own it.

[Anonymous No.49566480]

Damn I didn’t expect three fucking savage as hell red days in a row, I was not greedy enough apparently. I thought we would at least be flat today before resuming dumping

[Anonymous No.49566485]

7th for sqqquirells

[Anonymous No.49566486]

other than the us which countries still "always go up" ?

[Anonymous No.49566487]

How many people rill rope tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49566488]

Some of you guys are alright
Don’t come to the NASDAQ tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49566503]

If only you knew how bad things are.

[Anonymous No.49566504]

>>49566488
IT'S TOO FOOKING LATE BRO I'M ALREADY HERE AND NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME

[Anonymous No.49566505]

Mumu's hubris will be his down fall.

[Anonymous No.49566511]

I'm not selling. I'm sorry, but I just won't.

[Anonymous No.49566513]

I request my money back

[Anonymous No.49566516]

>>49566478
SAYS WHO????/

[Anonymous No.49566518]

>>49566419

[Anonymous No.49566526]

>>49566511
Checked

[Anonymous No.49566529]

> futures

[Anonymous No.49566528]

My poor mumutard. Mommy loves you so much. Please think of me before you are sacrificed. Mommy tried to warn you but you had so much greed. Sorry mumutard, mommy needs to remove you from the family tree.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

[Anonymous No.49566534]

Damn futues actually looking kinda sussy fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.49566535]

Thread Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY

[Anonymous No.49566539]

Is it time to slurp yet?

[Anonymous No.49566541]

>>49566487
I will not be satisfied until crypto traders and Robinhooders are slitting their wrists en masse.

[Anonymous No.49566548]

The real question is how high will gamestop go tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49566557]

lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.49566560]

post moves tomorrow ill start
1 - short the piss out of spy
2 - kms when hebrew witchcraft prevents it from dropping

[Anonymous No.49566568]

>>49566518
i just wanna coom fr no cap on god

[Anonymous No.49566582]

>>49566541
jokes on you I've been shorting all month

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49566583]

Mumu, you fucked up

[Anonymous No.49566585]

>>49566541
based

[Anonymous No.49566587]

Dow hitting sub 30k tomorrow, S&P below 3800. NasdACK going to 0

[Anonymous No.49566591]

>>49566560
Let my cash settle and transfer it back to my bank account

[Anonymous No.49566593]

>>49566486
idk, Korea I guess

>>49566516
Oh I thought you meant that thing from Zootopia.

[Anonymous No.49566608]

Thread ballad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg

[Anonymous No.49566613]

IS THERE STILL TIME TO BUT PUTS?

[Anonymous No.49566615]

>Nasd-ACK already at the May low

[Anonymous No.49566623]

>>49566541
I use rh but I'm fully invested in commodities. It's techcux that will be doing the slitting.

[Anonymous No.49566624]

>>49566593
>Oh I thought you meant that thing from Zootopia.
Yea I would her too

[Anonymous No.49566625]

>NASDAQ futures down over two fucking percent
Seriously what the fuck is this?? There's no fucking new information! Who is even trading like this right now! Fuck man it's just so annoying

[Anonymous No.49566631]

>>49566560
kiss 1/2 my SQQQ shares goodby as they get assigned. ride the other half because yellen + cpi + jpow was obvious shit show.

[Anonymous No.49566651]

Holy shit I'm going to close all my positions and buy Calls at open

[Anonymous No.49566652]

>>49566568
your seed is your ancestral knowledge and spirit, you need it if you want to survive.

[Anonymous No.49566653]

>>49566608
Nice.

[Anonymous No.49566655]

BUDDY LOOK AT 2 YEAR 10 YEAR COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49566658]

We are witnessing the true end of crypto. Coins are literally going to zero. This board will eventually be all /smg/.

[Anonymous No.49566657]

>>49566557
"Hotter than expected inflation report"

What the fuck it was a tenth of a percent higher than anticipated how is that so catastrophic that LITERALLY EVERYTHING sells off 2% overnight

[Anonymous No.49566661]

>>49566625
wrong, there IS new information. gas is still rising steadily which is extremely bad for the US economy. China is going back into lockdown which fucks with the supply chain even more. everyone is jittery and spooked because of high inflation after Friday's CPI print and new Sticky CPI data from the St Louis Fed literally 11 minutes ago (picrel).

[Anonymous No.49566664]

>>49566625
It's what we call. ahem. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CAPITULATION. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT.

[Anonymous No.49566670]

a blast from the past

[Anonymous No.49566671]

>>49566625
>There's no fucking new information
Oh anon, there's always new information. It's just not available to the common folk.

[Anonymous No.49566672]

>>49566625
>no new information
we know all we need to know

[Anonymous No.49566678]

>>49566625
just wake up and realize no new information = 2015 level best case.

[Anonymous No.49566680]

It's finally here.
Nothing less than a 9:43am circuit breaker will be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.49566683]

ROLLING FOR ANOTHER EOE STICKY

[Anonymous No.49566685]

I left for an hour to play video games and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUTURES JESUS CHRIST.

[Anonymous No.49566687]

>>49566655
explain this like i'm mentally handicapped

[Anonymous No.49566690]

>>49566625
Its almost as if people dont want to invest in this President. Weird.

[Anonymous No.49566695]

Reminder the real crash is the frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.49566699]

>>49566661
>pic
Oof that one hurts.

[Anonymous No.49566703]

>>49566687
2 year yields are about to rise above the 10 year yield. this means that the collective financial community is going "OH SHIT!" and moving money into short-term (relatively) safety bonds.

[Anonymous No.49566707]

>>49566623
Until we see news reports saying at least 100k mumus have unironically slit their wrists (with accompanying suicide notes attributing their deaths to their stock, crypto, and/or real estate losses) I will not sell my puts.

[Anonymous No.49566708]

>>49566687
Putin did it

[Anonymous No.49566711]

>when you take an explosive messy shit directly into your toilet and the smell makes you gag

i even went back into the bathroom just to get a good after whiff

[Anonymous No.49566713]

>>49566625
There’s no fucking new information that you know, goyim

[Anonymous No.49566716]

>>49566447
It has only just begun

[Anonymous No.49566720]

>>49566695
I hate literally everyone who has ever posted on this board

[Anonymous No.49566726]

>>49566703
Wrong

[Anonymous No.49566727]

You're all just niggers on the kike casino

[Anonymous No.49566732]

>>49566661
>China is going back into lockdown which fucks with the supply chain
Two fucking years of this shit and you want me to believe that the richest and most powerful countries in the world can't figure out an alternative? When China is the most obvious fucking manipulative piece of shit? I do not buy it, not for a single second. This is all so fucking incredibly fake.

[Anonymous No.49566733]

>>49566707
Based

[Anonymous No.49566739]

>>49566713
I wish fat chicks actually looked like that. Instead they're all sweaty as fuck with BO mold between their folds

[Anonymous No.49566745]

What's a good screener where I can sort by implied volatility? I wanna see what options are poppin' muh nigga

[Anonymous No.49566748]

>>49566687
Yield curve inverting for the second time this year.

The 10/30 is also inverting for the first time

[Anonymous No.49566758]

Bulls get so fucking mad when the market drops a teeny 20% holy shit

[Anonymous No.49566765]

>>49566687
What >>49566703 said.

2y10y inversions (for more than just a day or so) are the gold star benchmark in terms of recession warning. Some others like 5y30y are/have also inverted but are not as reliable.

[Anonymous No.49566771]

>>49566748
also explain what this means like i'm mentally handicapped

[Anonymous No.49566772]

>>49566707
>btc <26k
>eth <1.4k
itshappening.jpg

[Anonymous No.49566774]

>>49566657
it means its not going down like they claimed.

[Anonymous No.49566776]

>>49566732
Part of it is China doesn't want to use Western vaccines (face reasons), the other part of it is they refuse to just accept 1% of their population dying or becoming long-term disabled

[Anonymous No.49566782]

>>49566748

Bond market is saying "you're FUCKED"

[Anonymous No.49566786]

>>49566748
im very new to paying attention to bonds. does mean that something like $TLT should go up or down? I'm assuming it means it should go down hard, but I'm not very smart.

[Anonymous No.49566789]

>>49566739
That’s why you stick with 2D and settle with getting a thin girl and making her slightly plump, fren

[Anonymous No.49566793]

>>49566739
Fat women are the reason why I ask every girl I fuck if we can shower first. It's good foreplay and I can wash them myself

[Anonymous No.49566799]

>>49566613
Yes, anytime before November is ideal. SPY 340p by December is also good.

[Anonymous No.49566806]

>>49566771
historically inversions indicate big draw downs.

[Anonymous No.49566808]

>>49566657
Mumus got cocky and claimed april was peak inflation. Turns out it was peak retard

[Anonymous No.49566813]

[Anonymous No.49566818]

>>49566657
You say peacock and nobody bats an eye

it's all according to plan

but the moment you say poopcock, well, EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS

[Anonymous No.49566820]

DIOS MIO! QUE PASO CON LOS FUTUROS GUEY???

[Anonymous No.49566827]

Bros I don't like where this was going. I was doing so great up untill march this year.......

[Anonymous No.49566829]

>>49566658
I can't fucking wait. It will be peak comfy.

[Anonymous No.49566830]

>>49566786
Price moves opposite of yields in bond land.

So that pattern his chart shows where the yield breaks hard to the upside? Yeah, that's the price plummeting to the downside.

Now is a good time to look up the tickers TYO and TMV.

[Anonymous No.49566831]

>>49566560
I've got a premarket buy order for spxs at 22.74. I think there's going to be a bump in futures premarket as a headfake. If I'm wrong it won't get filled and I'll day trade OXY tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49566834]

>>49566695
this is actually a true statement for once.

[Anonymous No.49566840]

>>49566774
Anyone with a third of a brain knows that predictions about the economy don't involve time horizons that rival those of goldfish. "Transient" never meant "six weeks" or whatever shit people wanted it to mean, "inflation is peaking" doesn't mean "the numbers are only going to go down now". That's absurd.

[Anonymous No.49566861]

>>49566748
you would all really hate what the smoothed and detrended graph of this looks like
ho-lee-fuk

[Anonymous No.49566868]

>>49566748
>>49566687
So is the fed going to put out another blog post about why this is totally natural and totally fine?

[Anonymous No.49566871]

>>49566831
>I'll day trade OXY tomorrow.
The market keeps going this way and half the thread will be trading oxy.

[Anonymous No.49566879]

What are our bottom predictions, boys? Me:
>SPX: 2000
>BTC: 3000
>Average Single Family Home: 150k

[Anonymous No.49566888]

>>49566840
>>49566840
>Transient" never meant "six weeks"
It doesn't mean a whole fucking either in any language

[Anonymous No.49566889]

I gotta be honest here.
This seems way over-sold.

[Anonymous No.49566897]

Who's going to roll into CALL OPTIONS when we gap down tomorrow at Market Open?

[Anonymous No.49566904]

Smells like crypto zoomers dooming and glooming in the morning. My favorite.

[Anonymous No.49566905]

>>49566879
spx may hit 750
btc is around your target tho
homes will go under 100k

[Anonymous No.49566909]

please let it be the actual, real dump tomorrow and not another fake out I am so tired of waiting

[Anonymous No.49566914]

>>49566889
No such thing as over sold

[Anonymous No.49566917]

>>49566889
The selling hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.49566918]

>>49566687
2 year and 10 year bond yields are about to invert. That will be the second time this year. You may have heard the term 'yield inversion' before. This is that.

[Anonymous No.49566920]

>>49566889
It truthfully is, but they just want retailfags to panic sell them cheapies

[Anonymous No.49566921]

>>49566818
i'm dead

[Anonymous No.49566923]

>>49566879
SPY:GOLD 1:1

[Anonymous No.49566924]

>>49566888
Year*. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.49566940]

>>49566924
who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.49566946]

>>49566889
What's oversold about now compared to say, three weeks ago? MACD and RSI on pretty much everything is at its lowest point in years

[Anonymous No.49566953]

>>49566897
Wait until Wednesday morning. Jerome will do a 50bps hike and a lot of hedges will roll off. Sell calls before close.

[Anonymous No.49566956]

>>49566861
Please post

[Anonymous No.49566976]

>>49566739
the trick 2D does is fat everywhere except the arms and face. Does that happen in real life often?

[Anonymous No.49566978]

>>49566914
...and then the Oil futures turned negative....

[Anonymous No.49566989]

>>49566861
>you would all really hate what the manipulated graph of this looks like ho-lee-fuk

[Anonymous No.49567023]

>>49566924
>>49566888
Why would "transient" NOT mean "maybe a year"??? The Fed isn't a fucking 19 year old who just downloaded Robinhood, they make humongous economic decisions with impacts spanning decades. A year or so is absolutely transient in the grand scheme of the US economy.

[Anonymous No.49567074]

>>49566840
the thing was that people thought this last cpi point would be the next in line of downward trend of inflation that would have strongly implied that inflation peaked. guess the market believed it and when it hit a new high we are now thinking its not over yet.

[Anonymous No.49567103]

>>49567023
>Why would "transient" NOT mean "maybe a year"???
Because the fed (pbuh) would then be failing their mandates of stable prices.

[Anonymous No.49567105]

>>49566956
no, it would be illegal for me to since it is proprietary technically but easy to reproduce
>>49566989
7pbtid and all are dogshit lole

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49567112]

Inflation cannot peak until interest rates exceed the inflation rate

[Anonymous No.49567116]

>>49567023
>Fed isn't a fucking 19 year old who just downloaded Robinhood
You don't know that to a certainty.

[Anonymous No.49567120]

the NASDAQ is literally down 30 percent from its high

[Anonymous No.49567126]

>>49566946
Good question.
But what has really been revealed from three weeks ago to right now?
Everybody knew
>inflation is high
>"shortages" are there
>fed doing "balance sheet runoff"
>Oil is moving up
Nothing really is new.
It feels like panic for panic's sake.

Looking at the charts the downside momentum is even more severe than it was as the SPX came off its ATHs.

Weird.

[Anonymous No.49567137]

>>49567120
Only 70% more to go!

[Anonymous No.49567138]

>>49567120
We need 30% less technology than we did last year. Live below your means.

[Anonymous No.49567140]

>>49567023
That's where you're wrong bucko. The Fed doesn't have a plan for 6 days let alone 6 weeks. It's an institution run by literal zoomer tier keynsian retards.

[Anonymous No.49567146]

24k will be accepted tonight lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.49567149]

>>49567074
>guess the market believed it
Yeah except "the market" isn't retail, it's algorithms designed by Big Money who has access to all kind of insider information. So....why would they be so stupid as to assume something like that? Don't they know ahead of time better than anyone else? Again, I just don't buy it. Big Money has been loading up on shares all the way down because they know it's going to reverse with retard strength, because they're the ones who are going to reverse it

[Anonymous No.49567151]

BTC has officially gone "no bid" LMAO.

[Anonymous No.49567166]

>>49567126
Can’t wait until the actual food shortages start in about 6 months

[Anonymous No.49567172]

Where were you, Anon? When the Bear Market started?

[Anonymous No.49567175]

>>49567103
They tried for ten years to cause inflation above 2% and failed. This is still in line with their mandate.

[Anonymous No.49567176]

>>49566976
100% up to genetics, generally Latinas are the best when it comes to fat distribution
>>49567023
Why the fuck are you trying to white knight the Fed, even they’ve abandoned this transient bullshit

[Anonymous No.49567185]

>>49567151
I can endure this suffering as long is it means that crypto zoomers lose everything

[Anonymous No.49567187]

>>49567023
oh my sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.49567197]

>>49567149
Just look at big goy bond market. They truly didnt. Fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.49567198]

>>49566953
May even be 75bps.

[Anonymous No.49567200]

>>49567151
All the STORE OF VALUE fags get BTFO.

[Anonymous No.49567210]

>>49567146
24k? Yeah if god himself comes down and stops it from going lower.

[Anonymous No.49567221]

>>49567172
in dallas at my grandma's house 12/25/2021

[Anonymous No.49567223]

>>49567176
Powell posts in /smg/ guy is sort of a weirdo ngl

Raise the rates you fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.49567234]

What is your YTD return?

[Anonymous No.49567239]

>>49567126
they are keeping the hopium on the line. "soft landing", "inflation peaked". but a slap at a time they will make the market come to its senses.

[Anonymous No.49567242]

where the fuck is the bottom im tryna buy fr

[Anonymous No.49567247]

>>49567234
flat

[Anonymous No.49567255]

>>49567074
>>49567023
>>49566888
>>49566840
Guys... transient inflation is not a time based thing, it is a monetary supply based thing. We already know inflation is not transient because the fed would not have to raise rates and would just let prices level out.

[Anonymous No.49567259]

>>49567175
You'll see exactly how much of a bullshit lie a 2% target inflation rate was. The worst thing that could happen to the Fed is getting above 2% (i.e out of control). Inflation is just getting started.

[Anonymous No.49567262]

>>49567151
>>49567185

[Anonymous No.49567275]

LOOK AT THIS SELLING FUCKING LAMO HOLY SHIT FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!! OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS GONNA BE BUY CALLS AT OPEN TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49567291]

>>49566541
Used rabbihood since March 2020 up 260% maybe you just suck

[Anonymous No.49567338]

>>49567234
+14%. I opted out of a screaming good short entry because I was worried about big hoppy kangaroo action instead of bear market. Had I taken that I would be somewhere around +45%ish assuming my usual conservative profit taking and exits on short positions.

[Anonymous No.49567367]

>>49567149
you dont think they wanted to believe it? i dont think all those wall street traders have a master plan, pulling the strings in synchronicity. they want the shit show to continue, they dont want the music to stop. theyre as fallible as any other human.

>>49567234
7%

[Anonymous No.49567400]

CRYPTO HAS BEEN A LEADING INDICATOR FOR THE MARKET FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS NOW. LOOK AT THE CORRELATION OF BITCOIN TO QQQ / NDX YTD BELOW. BITCOIN IS DOWN 12% OVER THE WEEKEND SO FAR THIS WEEK WILL BE VERY INTERESTING.

[Anonymous No.49567406]

shitcoin bros...

[Anonymous No.49567409]

>>49567259
>2%
They said
>2% average
without giving further details on what "average" means.

[Anonymous No.49567416]

>>49567406
PRAISE HIM

[Anonymous No.49567442]

Also a reminder that “transitory inflation” talking points turned into “letting inflation run hot because minority employment is too low”

[Anonymous No.49567453]

>>49567400
i dont completely disagree with this

[Anonymous No.49567464]

Holy fuck I can't believe it but we're going to get the double fucking bottom on the SPX

[Anonymous No.49567470]

calling for 200 hundred cases of chadpox tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49567472]

MIGGERS STORMED THE CAPITAL AND ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM

[Anonymous No.49567477]

>>49567464
Based double bottom enjoyer

[Anonymous No.49567487]

>>49567442
everybody who wants to work pretty much has a job, though.
the usa is at full employment.

[Anonymous No.49567500]

> S&P futes already at -1.5%
uhh. this is honestly looking pretty bad bros.

[Anonymous No.49567503]

>>49567406
its all going down except oil baron chads

[Anonymous No.49567527]

>>49567464
>>49567477
if this holds...

[Anonymous No.49567531]

>>49566455
Sick bastard. Are you using scripts for this plan?

[Anonymous No.49567538]

>>49567464
bro thats IF we bounce, IF

[Anonymous No.49567547]

>>49567409
It means the sum of all numbers in a given range divided by the number of numbers in that range. And the best part is that with no stated time horizon, the FED can extend that range of numbers as far as they want until they get the desired 2% outcome!

[Anonymous No.49567549]

nice looking futures you got there

[Anonymous No.49567570]

even gold is dumping, the rich dollar hoarding faggots have won, they'll stay wealthy forever getting a 3.2% yield and we will all stay poor

[Anonymous No.49567572]

>>49567547
>And the best part is that with no stated time horizon, the FED can extend that range of numbers as far as they want until they get the desired 2% outcome!
That's the funny part.

[Anonymous No.49567601]

>>49567487
When inflation was at 4-6% before the fed started cutting unemployment was at 4-5%, a reasonable number and we needed to start QT. The feds reasoning for not doing QT or pushing small rate hikes was because they believed minority unemployment specifically was too low

[Anonymous No.49567606]

FUCK FUCK FUCK
BROS
I STILL HAVE 10:1 LONG:SHORT
WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE SARK???

>>49567500
Look at the nasdaq and the Nikkei and the ten year
Shits fucked

[Anonymous No.49567610]

>>49567538
IF SPX 3900 get's re-confirmed and re-accepted
THEN SPX ~4400 till EOY

[Anonymous No.49567614]

>>49567200
Uhh actually, it IS a store of value, it's just overvalued.

[Anonymous No.49567617]

>>49566419
It is time to die. Crypto bros.

[Anonymous No.49567630]

>>49566503
>Implying emotions don't apply to finance
Honestly my heart was converted to biz at the age of 7. Don't do math riddles kids

[Anonymous No.49567632]

>SPX futures around -1.5% so far
>europe isn't even open yet

[Anonymous No.49567640]

the world is not dying fast enough I have no patience

[Anonymous No.49567643]

>>49567547
>>49567572
The fed uses PCE as their inflation indicator which is an annual indicator.

[Anonymous No.49567651]

>>49567617
I've lost so much money

[Anonymous No.49567664]

When is siga going to the moon bros...

[Anonymous No.49567668]

>>49566419
I'm all in on SOXS bought in at 48.98 on Friday.

[Anonymous No.49567672]

>>49566529
what in the god damn

I mean I'm saving it, but only because it's insane

[Anonymous No.49567681]

>>49567601
they believed minority unemployment specifically was too low
B-based?

[Anonymous No.49567685]

>>49567614
Yeah a valuable storage of retardation. can't wait to see cryptards on the streets.

[Anonymous No.49567735]

>>49567632
euro bros please save us

[Anonymous No.49567736]

btc about to drop again

GET READY

[Anonymous No.49567756]

imagine having longs
IMAGINE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49567782]

>>49567736
glorious

[Anonymous No.49567783]

We have a long way down until 2002 levels

[Anonymous No.49567794]

how bad is tomorrow going to be? any chance of a black monday type of situation?

[Anonymous No.49567809]

HODL APES

[Anonymous No.49567821]

>>49567794
black monday? more like niggerest of the nigger weeks

[Anonymous No.49567828]

>>49567783
thats too far imo. picrel more likely

[Anonymous No.49567831]

ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.49567839]

>>49567794
Nah that comes later. It unironically hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.49567841]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49567848]

>>49567783
is there a chart that kinda shows the "average" for the S&P500? like i'm a retard so don't know the technical term ... like what it would drop to

[Anonymous No.49567853]

>they didn't buy WEAT

[Anonymous No.49567856]

BTC JUST MADE A NEW LOW

[Anonymous No.49567859]

If trump was president this wouldn't be happening

[Anonymous No.49567862]

>>49566690
That little girl's gonna get beaten up later.

[Anonymous No.49567878]

>>49567853
i fell for corn and uranium and they're both down

[Anonymous No.49567880]

>>49567859
True

[Anonymous No.49567882]

>>49567487
I'm sure the quality of a 2022 job is just as good as a 2017 job.

[Anonymous No.49567888]

It's gonna be green tomorrow isn't it

[Anonymous No.49567903]

>>49567888
probably not right away, but by 10:30 it will be

[Anonymous No.49567908]

>>49567888
digits but unironically yes. how else do they get normies to buy their bags lel.

[Anonymous No.49567907]

>bitcoin might go under 20k this month

[Anonymous No.49567916]

>>49567888
Fuck yes it is

[Anonymous No.49567921]

>>49567878
Uranium is cucked by Biden admin. However in 2020 of December it was signed into law we have to stockpile uranium by 2024.

[Anonymous No.49567924]

Hey guys what growth stocks do you think are worth it right now?
I think I will slurp up some Amazon after this bottoms out but idk what else

[Fed No.49567930]

>>49566868
It's like you don't even know me

[Anonymous No.49567932]

$25,500 BREACHED

[Anonymous No.49567937]

>>49567856
I think the thing I'm most jealous about over the past year is that I didn't use options on coinbase and robinhood

I said jealous instead of regretful because its more of an aggressive idea that dear regret.

but fuck I always knew they were shit

[Anonymous No.49567938]

>>49567907
at this rate it could be by the end of this week. love it.
>>49567924
sqqq

[Anonymous No.49567945]

Sub 10$ soxl soon bros. The slurp will be glorious

[Anonymous No.49567952]

btw. where is the plunge protection team?

[Anonymous No.49567963]

>>49567878
Which futes contract? Dec corn is going to be the big winner. July contract is meh, September might has a little juice.

[Anonymous No.49567970]

There is NO BID I repeat there is NO BID on BTC head for the exits on all assets Jerome has pulled the rug

[Anonymous No.49567975]

>>49567945
Unless it splits

[Anonymous No.49567979]

>>49567952
preemptive layoff from the recession.

[Anonymous No.49567982]

>>49567938
>sqqq
ETFs/Indexes weren't really the answer I was looking for but yeah that's not a bad bet

[Anonymous No.49567995]

>>49567952
Saving their load for papa powell's speech in a few days

[Anonymous No.49568014]

>>49566687
Banks lend long and borrow short. You can think of a bank's profit as the difference between long-term yields and short-term yields. When the spread tightens or goes negative it becomes more profitable for banks to stop lending and just sit on cash. Credit expansion stops -> music stops.

[Anonymous No.49568022]

>>49567952
luna burned everything, oops

[Anonymous No.49568026]

>rugpull of the day
KINO

[Anonymous No.49568056]

>>49567963
I just own the stock CORN. Do I sell in December?

[Anonymous No.49568058]

>>49568026
Is it unironically over for cryptos?

[Anonymous No.49568065]

>>49567853
>trusting the ETF
Remember: if you don't own the physical, you don't own it.

[Anonymous No.49568063]

>>49567982
ive been shilling ccxi, they have lots of cash, no debt and picrel

[Anonymous No.49568074]

>>49568026
Goodbye Nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.49568091]

What does this mean guys?

[Anonymous No.49568093]

>>49568026
wtf
>>49565701

[Anonymous No.49568119]

>>49568026
DO NOT REDEEEEEM

[Anonymous No.49568123]

>BTC down to 25k this weekend
wow what did I miss

[Anonymous No.49568125]

>>49566879
>Average Single Family Home: 150k
God if only. I might even buy 2 or 3.

[Anonymous No.49568128]

>>49568026
lol crypto is a bigger scam than wall street, now that's saying something

[Anonymous No.49568150]

>>49568026
sorry sirs,,, I cannot allow you to redeem

[Anonymous No.49568163]

There's a lot of pink wojaks out there

[Anonymous No.49568166]

>>49568091
They probably got liquidated and need the users cash as collateral. Anyone that had crypto on Celsius will probably never see their money again.

[Anonymous No.49568187]

>>49568074
TOGETHAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49568189]

I"m scared bros

[Anonymous No.49568197]

>>49568150
My sirs you must do the diamond hands to the moon

[Anonymous No.49568200]

>>49568091
>we restricted access to your funds for your own safety

[Anonymous No.49568204]

[Anonymous No.49568207]

>>49566897
Who is this cutie?

[Anonymous No.49568222]

i-is everything ok?

[Anonymous No.49568234]

>>49568166
So it wasn't a scam and just a failure? I imagine they'll claim what you're saying either way.

[Anonymous No.49568237]

>>49568163
we are having a good time aren't we?

[Anonymous No.49568239]

>>49568166
>money

[Anonymous No.49568244]

>>49568222
NO

[Fed No.49568250]

>>49567176
I didn't abandon anything. I'm standing by with the fire extinguisher and another check

[Anonymous No.49568264]

KINO
And all this before tether rugpull. You know it's coming.

[Anonymous No.49568267]

>>49568056
So CORN is pretty equally weighted to September, December, and March '23 contracts. I'm pretty confident the december corn contract will be 8 dollars/bu by december given everything going on. Hold at least through the second half of August and reasses how the midwest is doing weather wise and the Ukraine/Russia conflict is doing. I hope I can stop being a bitchboy cummies commando and load up on dec 22 contracts.

[Anonymous No.49568273]

LE EPIC HODL MEME BROS THIS IS BIG CHUNGUS DIAMOND HANDS

[Anonymous No.49568286]

[Anonymous No.49568298]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.49568301]

>>49568163
It's getting worse

[Anonymous No.49568306]

My grandpa does my taxes. If I capitulate I'll look like a retard.

[Anonymous No.49568316]

>>49568264
What the fuq is Celsius?

[Anonymous No.49568335]

>>49567487
I wouldn't say I *want* to work Anon.

[Anonymous No.49568353]

>>49566657
Larry Summers was on CNN this am. He said that if inflation was calculated the way it was in 1980, it would be 20%. He was very pessimistic. You can bet that a lot of fund managers saw that or heard about it. El Erian on CBS wasn't any better. Gloom prevails.

[Anonymous No.49568359]

BUDDY LOOK AT FUTURES COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49568363]

>How quickly the tide turns

[Anonymous No.49568385]

>>49568273
The ponzi schemes are unraveling.

[Anonymous No.49568400]

>>49568316
I honestly have no idea. It appears they promised 15% "yield" (interest) for people to "stake" (invest) their crypto. Aka granpas ponzi scheme. Rugpull of the day.

[Anonymous No.49568408]

wait a second...
oil is tanking too. That always means bear trap. This is going to be a green day. This has happened before a bunch of times.

[Anonymous No.49568409]

>>49568363
>..In the world of professional wrestling

[Anonymous No.49568411]

>>49568264
looking forward to the stablecoin version of a bank run, cryptowide.

[Anonymous No.49568414]

BUDDY LOOK AT UNITED STATES ECONOMY

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49568421]

Stockpile beef. Fill a freezer. Buy tins of corned beef. Fruits and vegetables are NOT nutrition. Meat, eggs and dairy are nutrition. Grains, rice and pasta are food, not nutrition. The food is running out. Stockpiling carbs and growing a garden cannot possibly save you

[Anonymous No.49568427]

i don't hear the music

[Anonymous No.49568434]

BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.49568435]

Good thing the government hasn’t overreacted and started regulating and doing heavy backtax on the bitcoin you bought just a year ago!

[Anonymous No.49568438]

>>49568409
fuck I forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.49568442]

>>49567500
The fun doesn't really get going until we get limit down futures overnight.

[Anonymous No.49568449]

Capitulation. SOON

[Anonymous No.49568451]

>held soxs while soxl pumped
>will be rewarded for my patience

sadly wasn't able to buy any more but its about time bobros, all of the green in may was fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.49568465]

>>49568273
>crypto bank run starting
time for things to start for real

[Anonymous No.49568466]

>>49567932
FALL BACK
TO THE SECOND LEVEL

[Anonymous No.49568471]

>>49568427
the fat lady is fucking belting it

[Anonymous No.49568473]

>>49568273

>even with BTC:USD down 15%, we don’t have the cash on hand to fund the massive queue of withdrawals

[Anonymous No.49568478]

I CANT SELL BECAUSE ITS SUNDAY
THIS IS IT
THE RUG PULL

[Anonymous No.49568487]

>>49568359
>>49568414
>even the bots are laughing at us

[Anonymous No.49568492]

>>49568421
And beans my man. BEANS.

[Anonymous No.49568497]

bit coin isnt the only thing thats 'no-bid". mortgage backed securities are too.

[Anonymous No.49568509]

BUDDY LOOK AT BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49568522]

>>49568497
The Fed is dumping them.

[Anonymous No.49568528]

>>49568466

[Anonymous No.49568546]

>>49568353

Summers is a pretty smart guy, and usually nails economic predictions. He’s called bullshit for a long time on “core” cpi.

[Anonymous No.49568556]

>VIX futures up 6%
>Everything else down
Wew

[Anonymous No.49568571]

btc reversal inbound :(
no more down energy until market opens

[Anonymous No.49568588]

>>49568497
I’m glad I own tax liens in this economy
>people aren’t paying property tax
>county stuck with bill
>county will pay you 18% interest y/y for holding debt until it’s paid off
>or you could hold debt for 2 years and go to auction as tax deed
I am giving you guys my life secret atm because I smoke cannabis and can’t stand to see my frens scared and not know where the market is right now

>TAX LIENS
>TAX DEEDS

[Anonymous No.49568591]

nEW
>>49568577
>>49568577
>>49568577

[Anonymous No.49568624]

>>49568273
NO NO NO ELON MUSK PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.49568626]

Jeez fuck everything is so fucking oversold pic related this week

[Anonymous No.49568637]

>>49568591
I was about to say you were early but it's almost to bump limit an hour in. Holy hell this is really bad.

[Anonymous No.49568643]

NEW:
>49568600
>49568600
>49568600
>49568600

[Anonymous No.49568653]

>>49568438
BAH GAWD THAT'S BOBO OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

[Anonymous No.49568691]

>Even new /smg/ threads are collapsing

[Anonymous No.49568690]

>>49568546
I live in illinois (and therefore vote republican), but I appreciate summers. He seems competent and generally non partisan. hes called out inflation and blank student loan forgiveness.

not that I'm against forgiveness, but I appreciate the discourse.

[Anonymous No.49568697]

damn they're getting upity again because they're crypto is dumping

[Anonymous No.49568708]

So op if a faggot as usual

[Anonymous No.49568714]

what the fuck is going on here boys with the new threads?

[Anonymous No.49568722]

uhh
>>49568716
>>49568716
>>49568716
>>49568716
>>49568716

[Anonymous No.49568725]

>>49568591
OP IS A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.49568728]

>>49568714
ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.49568752]

BUDDY LOOK DOWN YOUR RIFLE SCOPE BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49568774]

>>49568091
>Mashinsky was born in Ukraine and grew up in Israel.

[Anonymous No.49568851]

Fucking glad i went cash in my trust last week...

[Anonymous No.49568867]

>>49568588
checked and based. not asking you to spoonfeed but any resources to get started? presumably, you are not actually responsible for paying the debt but do you have the obligation to collect?

[Anonymous No.49568891]

>>49568509
BUDDY SHUTDOWN AND WALKAWAY FROM THE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49568912]

>>49567234
3.9% in stocks.
1700% in crypto. I cashed out months ago.
I don’t know what the real number is in stocks because it doesn’t factor in my realized gains. How do I figure that out without actually doing the math myself?

[Anonymous No.49568945]

>>49568774
Holy kek
>Captcha: 0 M00N
Concerning.

[Anonymous No.49569071]

>>49566748
Buy EDV or TLT while you can. Fed won't be able to hike much past 2.0% if at all. When the hiking ends and they signal to market, long-term treasuries are going to get bought down rapidly.

[Anonymous No.49569261]

>>49568434
That's people of color monday to you bigot