WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

[Anonymous No.49566332]

WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

[Anonymous No.49566346]

>>49566332
I just bought a cool $100 USD worth of bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49566359]

they are slurping, but they are slurping just to stay alive at this point
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=BITFINEX%3ABTCUSDLONGS

[Anonymous No.49566375]

>>49566332
i kept slurping LINK and now I'm dead bro

[Anonymous No.49566389]

BTFD redditors ran out of dry powder in the $30k range

[Anonymous No.49566403]

its sunday, there are no potential buyers until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49566501]

>>49566332
Slurped everything I had at 29k

[Anonymous No.49566571]

First slurp isn't coming till Saylor is margin called. CYA sub 20k

[Anonymous No.49566614]

>>49566332
Everyone is poor now

[Anonymous No.49566639]

[Anonymous No.49566675]

>>49566332
my $3k long position got liqudated at exactly $1445/eth
that was my last money
i'm going to be homeless

[Anonymous No.49566763]

>>49566332
WE SLURPERS OF SLURPLUST RIGHT NOW WE HAVE NO TIME TO POST OF OUR FEAST CHILD!

[Anonymous No.49567515]

>>49566332
>WHERE ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHEN YOU NEED THEM
what's wrong, your 50$ total life saving is not pumping the charts?

[Anonymous No.49567557]

I have a $12K limit order open on XLM at 7 cents

[Anonymous No.49567577]

They can barely afford food and gas lmao anon

[Anonymous No.49567596]

>>49566332
Waiting for Bobo to get done absolutely FUCKING everything to goddamn Poundtown.

[Anonymous No.49567972]

>>49566332
My journey as a slurper :
>start with $18k in cash
>slurp for 3k at the first big dump circa 50k
>slurp again for 5k around the 43k "dip"
>slurp again 4k at 33k
>slurp extra 3k at 29k
>have to spend the 3k left to fix my car after the gearbox died + needed to replace the tires
>can't save any more as all what i used to save is now going on groceries, renewed contract on my rent up 25%, expensive gas
>even if i manage to save few bux each month it will have to go toward the dentist to fix a rotten tooth who's killing me

Wallah, my journey as a slurperino ended up being catastrophic, i lost half my money, i don't have a penny left on my bank account and i'm too afraid and seething to cash out what i managed to slurp of bitcorns.
My main copium currently is to tell myself at least i only boughted king shitcoin, otherwise i'd be down -90% and would contemplate suicide.

[Anonymous No.49568015]

I don't get paid until wednesday

[Anonymous No.49568048]

>>49566332
slurpers ran out of money in December

[Anonymous No.49568137]

Bought 100$

[Anonymous No.49568247]

>>49566332
i aint touchin this shit until rl gas price goes down

[Anonymous No.49568543]

>>49566332
I don't have a job anymore.

[Anonymous No.49568684]

>>49567972
It will be better one day, but it might get worse before it gets better. Goodluck anon

[Anonymous No.49568759]

>>49566332
I slurped so much that im out of slurping stack. I'm poor right now

[Anonymous No.49568933]

whats the matter?, SLURP, isnt this what you were waiting for?.

cmon bitch boys, slurp all the juice.

[Anonymous No.49569599]

>>49566332
Bought 250 in Bitcoin; going to buy similar amounts the whole way down

[Anonymous No.49570314]

>>49567972
Yeah man holy shit you are lucky you were only buying BTC. I was slurping everything. I’m absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.49570456]

I cant keep slurping bro.

[Anonymous No.49570551]

I bought shitcoins last week for the first time in months and i am already down 30 percent kek

[Anonymous No.49570588]

I'm slurping

[Anonymous No.49570756]

>>49566332
slurping bro
I just bought:

1000 BAT
2000 Doge
2 LTC
500 CRO (this is a doubtful one but just 63€)

about to buy:
10 ETC for post Merge pump purposes
10 Mil Shibashit for Shibashitcoinholding them to 0

[Anonymous No.49570760]

It’s o-over

[Anonymous No.49570824]

>>49570760
buy BAT right now it`ll go back to 1€ and more at some point

[Anonymous No.49570848]

I slurped hard 10k into eth and Bitcoin at 30k

Lol

My 2 year savings are down 30%

[Anonymous No.49570901]

why not slurp more?

[Anonymous No.49570961]

[Anonymous No.49571093]

>>49566332
You don't want me buying. If I bought $1000 worth right now bitcoin would drop to $14,000 by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.49571436]

but in 1k at 1500 ETH, 1k more at 1400 ETH… will do so right down to 200 dollares on ETH

[Anonymous No.49571608]

>>49566332
I bought 2k$ of btc at 26300$ man, don't look at me. <.<

[Anonymous No.49572520]

>>49567972
just wait until you have to sell all of it at an 80% loss

[Anonymous No.49572539]

SLURPERS! I NEED SLURPS, STAT!
TAKING HEAVY FIRE. CRITICAL BLOOD LOSS.
SLURPERS!!! SLURPERS!?!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE DAMNED SLURPERS!

[Anonymous No.49572710]

>>49567972
you did ok anon. It sounds like you have some good positions in the market, and can take care of your day to day cash flow for a while. Just keep your head dead, logout of your account, and check back in in 18 months.

Next time, start DCAing with much smaller amounts into those early dips. If it's short and temporary, you didn't miss much. If it's long, you'll have plenty of time to accumulate.

[Anonymous No.49572739]

>>49566332
I am here! Send it under $20k and I will save you.

[Anonymous No.49572814]

>>49572710
No he didn't. He's poor, and he just made himself poorer. You're insane! YOUR ALL INSANE!

[Anonymous No.49572926]

>>49566675
Hahahahahahhahahahah
Me too

[Anonymous No.49573063]

>>49572814
> crypto must always go up.

You're a retard who isn't fit for financial markets. Why don't you go buy treasuries and setup a savings account at your local bank.

He owns an asset which is quite volatile, but has shown to be quite robust. The biggest problem with volatile assets is cashflow problems. If cash flow is under control, then anon will do just fine.

I will advise anon if he gets some extra cash to keep DCAing in.

[Anonymous No.49573126]

>>49566332
I already slurped now im financially ruined

[Anonymous No.49573241]

>>49572539
>*in the distance*