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Why I can't disable this shit? CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCK
DO NOT REDEEM MY BASTERD
>>49565701BUHAHAHAH >HODL MODE ONHoly shit, you're fucked.
>link fud is not working>fud celsius instead!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYOU GOTTA PAY FOR MASHINSKYS PENTHOUSE
>>49565701Hodl mode active! How quirky! Celsius really “gets” the crypto community and all of our cool catch phrases and lingo! Bullish!!!
>>49565701It's for your own good, goy. HODL mode is a free service offered to our most valued customers.
>>49565946>penthouse hey they use the same terms and swap around the names. very inventive!
>>49565701>HODL mode>sides
It's not funny fucking retards I want to sell
>HODL modelmaoooo rugged
>>49566024HODL MODE - HAHAHAHAHAHAaaahhhh..
stop selling sir >activate hodl mode
>1pbti the absolute state of discord trannies itt
>>49565701>>49565870FUCKING KEK VBAHAHHAHAHAHAHAqhahahahahaHAHahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>49565701im fucking crying
>HODL modeGod I love this timeline
>>49565701is this a joke? i just sent out my coins less than an hour ago
>>49565701Don't worry anon, they did it for your own safety.
>oh no no no noplease tell me this is real>Dave Ramsey smiling photo here
>>49566121put me in the screenshot
>>495657012 more months until customer support answers your email and argues with you for 2 additional months before you escalate and wait for 2 more months to talk to an english rep who can take her sweet time of 2 months to turn off hodl mode. good luck
>>49565701Mt gox moment. Not your keys and not your coins. You got greedy. Forget those high apy.
>>49565701>set to HODL mode by our teamHoly fuck anon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>49565701>HOLD mode
>>49566024Your coins are never unlocking. Not trying to rub it in your face but Celsius is fucked and now you are locked out.
>>49565701I took my funds out. I dont understand, it was really fast too.
holy fuck the discord trannies are the ones posting facebook frogs 2022 kek
holy shit lmao
>>49565701>HODL ModeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT, FIRST IT WAS LUNATICS, THEN STINKY LINKIES, THAT'S CELSIUS'S WAY OF SAYING YOUR MONEY DID A DISAPPEARING TRICKIf theres anything good coming out of this crash is seeing these types of posts holy fuck, knowing that no matter how much worse it will get later on down the line I'll never have it as bad as some of you poor saps, such as OP.
they do it if they detect suspicious activity on your account, for example: suddenly wanting your money back
wtf i just logged in and i have this active, whats going on??
>>49566141>>49566213>>49566558>>49566598>they don't know, see >>49566347
>>49566131>>49566121>>49566102their justification for having it is even more hilarious because its for your 'safety and security so you dont panic sell'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q57N_05G3Y4&t=1s
>>49566411checkedthey must only be doing to a certain percentage of usersgo my stuff out last night, no problemI turned HOLD mode off last month after having turned it on myself ages ago
>>49565701Its over, OP, unironically consider becoming pic related.
>>49565701Bank run.
>>49566024LMAO HODL mode
>>49566641>That shit eating grin when explaining folio buckbreak mode>You can only deposit, not withdraw They're all so smug as fuck explaining their death trap
>>49566641Kek holy shit they actually call it HAH-DIL mode
>>49565701>CURRY: WARMED>LOO: POO'D>DO NOT REDEEM MODE: ACTIVATED
>>49565701The future of finance everyone
>>49566843It really is the future of finance since you can't withdraw your finances right now.
>>49565701Fucking Christ lmao
>the decentralizerino cryptocurrencino needs to be regulated for your protection goy
>>49565701Thank you for posting this delightful thread. Best thread on /biz/ today. Tears streaming down my face
>>49565701>HODL Mode
>>49566347What? No warning?
>>49565701>"HODL Mode is active!">that face when
>>49565701>Anon: HODL Mode? What's that?>Celsius: It means no rubber
DOLLS WRECK THE MINCED MEAT OF PUPILSCAST IN OBLONG ARMS LENGTHTHE HOOKS HAVE BEEN PICKING THEIR SCABS!WHERE WOLVES HIDE IN THE COMPANY OF MEN!IT SAIDIIIII'M LOOO O O OOST!IIIII'MMM LOOO OO OOST!NOOOOOW I'M LOOOOST!
Uhhh guys?
>>49565701>Celsius founder & CEO, Alex Mashinsky responded directly, stating:“You know what HODL Mode is and how it helps protect users. Despite that you are using fear and hate to scare Celsians.”
Not your keys, not your coins
>>49567249>babe, what's a cryptocurrency?>it's digital money with no central banks which means I actually own it
>>49567249Is it unironically happening?
>>49567277>celsians
what the fuck is a hold mode?
>>49566024Now what did you learn, retard?
Thanks for playing
>>49567344It's RUG PULL MODE really
>>49565701OH NONONONO CELSIUS BROSunironically i just got this email, you're all fucked
>>49565701
>>49567479it's actually over
>>49567479Bank run time. The money doesn’t exist.
>>49565701MA’AM DO NOT REDEEM BITCH
>>49567412She's on a yacht in the carribbean right now getting fucking RAILED.
>>49567479They don't have the tokens, that's why users can't withdraw
so what else will this bring down? something that can be shorted on binance?
>>49567523not looking good. i got my referral bonus and got the hell out a year ago since i didn't trust it. i just kept the account open for this day.
>>49566024Not your keys, not your coins newfaggot.
>>49567479HOLY FUCKING SHITI literally got my Bitcoin out in the nick of time.
>>49567605it brings down low iq coomer new fags, redditors and trannies who thought coomcius was too big to fail
>>49567663good save anon.
No refunds.
>>49567571Hopefully she's filming that too.
>>49567277Lunatics, Celsians...all sounds so similar.
HOW THE FUCK DO I SHORT
I have no money on Celsius since they ended interest for US customers :)
>>49567479>to honor, over time
I pulled my 12k link out 4 hours ago. I earned 300 link over the past 8 months. Skin of my teeth it sounds like
>contact our support team while they steal all your moneyFucking kek
>>49565701BENCHOD BITCH U TRY REDEEM?FUCK MOTHER NO MORE REDEEM
>>49565701I can't believe you retards buy from these scam artists. Any exchange or brokerage that forces you to "HODL" should be sued immediately.
>>49566002kek
jesus christ
>>49565701Are funds still safu at Binance?
>HODL mode
>>49568124HODLHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL THE LINE, MARINES
>>49568131yee
>>49567663Nice saveee. I got out about 2 months ago when they announced they were cutting off the US from earning interest on new deposits. The writing has been on the wall for a while
>>49567869Aka don't fuck with the US authorities so you can retire in peace. A good hustle is a good hustle.
>>49565701should i slurp the CEL dip?
>>49566024HOO BOY
LUNA 2.0 BITCONEEEEEEEEECT!
>>49568226If you want to lose 90% of your investment
Withdrew all my BTC from inCelsius last month, I'm safu. Now can you guys stop selling, pretty please?
Holy fuckThank God I am on NexoI know this phrase will bite me
>>49566024how about no
>>49567316Yep
What about Nexo, CoinLoan, etc? Got friends with money on Nexo, should I wake them up in the middle of the night and tell them to withdraw? (honest question)
>>49566024
>>49568124It just keeps on going lmao
>>49567909
>>49568361Nexo is fine fren just trust me :^)
>>49568330hello my fellow bulgar :^)
>>49567479Guess op will have to do a GDP video to recover his losses on hodl mode
>>49567479Can I get a refund?
>>49568315> Now can you guys stop selling, pretty please?Only if you cum.
Should I consider this Lost ? Holy fuckKek
>>49568399I don't trust you.
>>49568542Nexo is a pleasant experience my fren you can trust me
These memes aint funny anymore now are they
>>49566024no refunds
>>49565701>HODL MODE
>>49567277>Mashinsky was born in Ukraine and grew up in Israel.Like Swiss clockwork.
>>49568687The wall
Any Leddit seethe/capitulation yet?
wtf they dont even know how to spell?
>>49568732Wow
>>49565701Man, I'm so glad I got a hardware wallet.>>49566024Just take it as a lesson. I got spooked once by a (((CEX))) and moved everything offline. The only problem is when time comes to cash out. Get a wallet if you still can.
>>49565701>>49565870>>49565946WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I LITERALLY HAVE $10,000 USDC IN THERE AND THATS MY ENTIRE THIRD WORLD FUCKING SLAV SHITHOLE SAVINGS THAT I SAVED UP OVER FUCKING 6 YEARS, WHY THE FUCK CANT I REDEEM IT?
Hold on for dear life celibates! Oh no no no
>>49569000thanks for playing lmao!
>>49569000:(
Who in PR thought it would be okay to use the hodl meme to tell people "okay you might have just lost everything give us a sec to try and get it back"
>>49568124THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES
From the blog post:>Our ultimate objective is stabilizing liquidity and restoring withdrawals, Swap, and transfers between accounts as quickly as possible. There is a lot of work ahead as we consider various options, this process will take time, and there may be delays.As mentioned in their June 10th AMA, it's only going to take about 150 years - we're in this for the long run guyshttps://youtu.be/GyRO_W-utXs?t=2817
>>49569075>>49569086LITERALLY FUCKING HOW? I researched for months to find the safest fucking stablecoin savings account and the whole shit might get rugged? Is there any hope I get my money back? Why didn't they do this shit in the first bear market but the second one they steal everyones shit?
>>49565701Lmao, stupid goy cattle.
>>49568732jeez
life immitates art
>>49565701>HODL MODE ONLol nice way of saying "you're fucked"
>>49569000Thanks for playing
>>49569185How did you conclude that this Celsius pornstar trick is safer than Gemini Earn?!
>>49569491Wait, what pornstar trick? Also I just did my own research and concluded Cel was safer mainly since it's headquartered in the EU and they are mega autists with regulations and shit. What makes Gemeni better?
>>49565701Obviously, the operation has affected due to the current market's trend which is understandable because they just depend on crypto volatility. I have been using Freeway since last year and their source of revenue includes the fx and quant trading which pretty works well. Users are sane and calm. This will not happen to them.
holy shit I withdrew my eth, usdc and linkies yesterday...just made it.
>>49569660Winklevoss twins caring about their reputation and being friendly to NYDFS regulators.>pornstaryeah, the Celsius scammers hired a literal pornstar to be head of lending. >>49568548
>>49569788Checked and based.
>>49569788How did you know you kike, and why didn't you warn /biz/ bros? I have all my money staked there and I can't get it out.
>>49569000Sorry for your getting Gox'd
>>49569814Fuck me.
>>49566024lollmao
>>49565894kek this. (((they))) realized any fud against link is completely ineffective at this point so now they destroy projects tangentially related to Chainlink to use that as fud. if anything all this bullshit happening in crypto just reveals the overwhelming need for cryptographic truth. link is inevitable
>>49565870KEK FPBP
I lost everything.
>>49568732But I put my whole life savings in USDC in Celsius. What will I do for rent next month? WTFing shit. Reddit said Celsius was safe. I'm having a fucking panic attack. That was everything I ever saved. shit, shit shit.
>>49567479>It's realWe didn't even recover from the last rugpull. It's over
>>49570029I just got the email too. I'm literally fucked.
>>49567479>honor (over time)All their customers just got completely buttfucked kek
>>49565701Kek. Crypto.... Ok.
>>49569000Trips of your future savings. Kek.
>>49568000>I pulled my 12k link out 4 hours ago. I earned 300 link over the past 8 months. Skin of my teeth it sounds likeOn May 30th, I took out everything (over $300k USD in stables)Good luck to anyone still with these jews. jfc
You can't withdraw but you still get liquidated kek. Well, guys, it was fun. It's actually fine, we saved a couple of grandpas and slaverinos. Time to wage.
i thought crypto was supposed to be decentralized? it's actually over this time.
>>49570063God, me too. In hindsight it was so obvious.
>>49566024>>49567479>>49568732I'm actually simultaneously insane laughing and crying at the same time, I feel like the joker. This has unironically broken me, 6 years straight of working 70 hours a week in my shitty labour wagecuck job in my shitty 3rd world slav shithole country gone.
>>49565701WAOW looks like you got a case of diamond hands!
>>49569853>How did you know you kike, and why didn't you warn /biz/ bros? I have all my money staked there and I can't get it out.Biz warned everyone nearly TWO weeks agoyes, I read here daily
>>49565701>>49566024> cryptocurrency is le decentralized> this will take power away from banks
Bear Stearns moment
>>49569660>>49570310
>>49570385More of a Bernie Madoff moment. Bear Stearns was just overleveraged. With these staking farms you have no clue wtf they do with your tokens, and there is no regulation.
>>49569660 see >>49570426and you should be keeping your coins on private hardware wallets not a company.
>>49570310Next time just invest in something good like gazprom or cd projekt red options, slavfriend.
>>49565701HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>49567663that's a cool pepe anon
>>49566992Is that the “he’s gonna fuckin crush her” guy?
>>49570426Holy shit this can't be real. Why have I never seen this shit till today and I've been yield farming on Celsius for a year?
i just want to get my money out bros. anyone figure out how to unfuck this shit?
>>49570674Try uninstalling and reinstalling
>>49570674Restart your router.
>>49565701Thanks to biz i had dodged the LUNA bullet, but look like i am going to get hit on this.Thing is:All crypto is in freefalll right now.CEL goes on self imposed full lockdown.US stock market has a "trigger" built in, where if the market goes crazy, it will Suspend all trades for a certain period of time ( this is to prevent crashes)Could in fact Celsius be being proactive to prevent them from going insolvent?Nah that is just the good Copeium talking ... We're fucked.(Nexo looks like it might be next)
>>49570658Presumably because you came on /biz/ less than 1.5 years ago.>>/biz/image/eojD9M5ypNd1X2o96wkXKA
>>49566024You are supposed to use btc not third party shit
I’m so glad I didn’t put money in this shit, I probably would have if I wasn’t denied for the credit card heh
>>49571078Ah man I remember these lmao.
>>49566843centralized finance was never the future of finance, btc is.
>>49570293Yes, people don't learn from their mistakes. Why would people trust their funds from such centralised platform? Why not go on DeFi platforms like Ramp DeFi and Equilibrium that offers lowest minimum collateral rate.
>darkweb next>CEO of the deepweb here
>>49567548The stETH isn't really backed with ETH and the real btc used to mint the wBTC has been sent into some rice/kike's wallet. This is only the beginning.
>>49569185>I researched for months to find the safest fucking stablecoin savings accountand then you gave your money to a Jew?lmao
>>49569105well... its funny isn't it?
>>49571344So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?
>>49569853the fud was everywhere and I got that gut feel, fuck I was lucky though with withdrawal addresses already whitelisted and no extra verification needed
>>49565701Moshe Hogeg approves!
why don't you faggots use offline crypto wallets at least?
>>49565701>HODL THE LINE>BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, YOU''LL HAVE NO INVESTMENTS>OH NO NO!
>>49569185You did research for months and decided to put your money in the project that hired a literal porn actress right out of college with no experience to manage hundreds of millions of dollars until she got doxxed?
>>49571720Crypto wallets don't get me 8% APR like staking does.
>>49567479Yeah, that’s a rug
>you now remember the threads we had a year ago talking about how the centralized yield platforms like Celsius and Nexo were making that yield by short selling LINKyou were warned anon>>/biz/thread/S30020255#p30025489
>>49571569>So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?Aktually yes in a wayI still fell bad
/pmg/ fag here, why the fuck would you keep your crypto on exchange, real question
>>49569185You put your money into the very thing this space is crusading against, a centralized platform. If not bait, you're a fucking moron.
>>49570022>Reddit said Celsius was safeFucking kek’d
>>49565701>hodl mode
>>49571569Yes.
>>49570166Based dubz
>>49571569Lol yea honestly non-anti-semitic people should get robbed by jews until they start to hate them, just like nigger lovers should get robbed by niggers.
>>49569185https://mobile.twitter.com/otteroooo/status/1534027385376428032you didnt research hard enough
>>49569000Haha to je retard
>>49565701UH OH STINKJY:DD
>>49571569If you're a slav and somehow not antisemetic you're shit is all kinds of fucked up brother get some help
>>49565701reminder that celsius fud goes back on biz all the way to 2016if you gave them your money you are seriously retarded
(((They))) found out that you said "i don't want a loan" 8 years ago. All is lost.
>>49571569Yes. Until you learn your lesson
>>49570658as revenge you should fap to her King.
>>49571569I feel bad for you slav anon, really, and I hope you get your money back, but yeah you should never trust a jew.Around niggers and jews never relax.
>>49571569yes, obviously. You didn't listen to the people who had your best interests in mind, and instead insulted us for warning you.You absolutely deserve it.
>>49571518it is pretty funny, then again I use crypto.com and celcicucks
>>49571569With Jews you lose. We’ve been warning retards like you for years
>>49572591*and not celcicucks. i cannot spell.
>>49569000>keeping entirety of savings on dodgy exchanges without controlling private key in 2022wow people are retarded
>>49572591Don't worry your turn is coming soon
>>49570658lmao that picture has been floating around /biz/ for at least 2 years now.You entered at the top of the bullrun like every other normie.
>>49566024>he thought he could cash out
>>49565701>CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCKIT'S OVER, THAT'S WHAT>bitconnect/luna
>>49569853Thanks for playing
>>49570022Why used centralised 'DeFI'? Why not just all curve or something safe?Sorry for your loss anon
This will end up on normie news just like luna. Crypto is about to be regulated up the wazoo, it is unironically over bros, its over
>>49571569
>>49571569You'll learn eventually, they all do. This is why they call you cattle, because you willingly walk into the slaughter house.
>>49571569>trusting jews in 2022
>>49570022>Reddit said Celsius was safereddit also says antisemitism is unjustified, notice a pattern?
>>49568124Setbacks have occurred
>>49565870Fuckin hell hearty kekthis post must get more (you)s
>>49571569>slowly I began to hate them
>>49570166Kek'd
From Kitco May 30th interview
>>49566024>10% APY>Risk Free!!!!
>>49573560theres always someone who smells the shit in the room before everyone, hilarious.
>>49569000Funds not safu
>>49571569>So because I'm not anti-semetic I should be punished by getting my money stolen?Yes.
pushing more into DeFi. not your wallets, not your tokens.
>>49573683speaking of DeFi, any anons can shill me their best DeFi wallets?
>10k link on Celsius Rip me
>>49570310Get me in Touch with some slavic beauty and I will pay you the 10k that I made in 3 months
The absolute state of this board
>>49571053Why is nexo next?
Celsius down so bad it bout to be renamed to Fahrenheit
We have reached a state of rugpull thought not even possible.
>>49568732This is why I buy only ETH and BTC and move it straight to cold storage
>>49565701This needs to be pinned. It's too funny. This post should be next to the definition of 'bag-holder'.
>>49566067For scientifical research purposes only, I need the @
>>49570022time to go back
>>49566024i hope you're awake next time they open it anonyou might be able to save something if youre quick during the rush to exitrip
It's over OP
>>49572698The chinks are just incompetent, not as outright malicious as Jews
Nexo just offered to buy that whore houseMaybe you will get your money back after all
how long before shtf with tether or the next celsius, gonna be an interesting week
>>49567047NO SECOND CHANCE???
>>49574305They're called yellow jews for a reason. Good luck!
>>49570426good pick desu, she must be good at draining liquidity
>>49566641Why wasn't the scam alert turn on?!
>>49569980Except celsius is one of the parties whose business model revolved around suppressing, dumping and shorting LINK.Stop taking your meds, they're fucking with your brain.
>>49567114NO RUBER
>>49565701>they call rugpulling 'hodl mode'Fucking kek
>>49566641>protecting you >from yourself
>>49574784That just mean Celsius can now longer suppressed link
>>49565701Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxCjpEc66Dw&ab_channel=ColePorter-Topic
>>49567114>I WANT TO DO IT RAW>wats that mean>HODL MODE
>>49569853There were HODL mode screencaps a few weeks ago
>>49575183
>>49575387*sigh* no one is interested in suppressing an obvious token not needed scam no matter how profitable it might be. the links are coming home to nodes where they belong anyways kek baggie
>>49565701You WILL HODL and you WILL like it.
>>49576627Someone update this
>>49565701>HODL MODE ACTIVATE !!!Best timeline ever if it weren’t for the fact that i got fucked from hodling also kek
>>49576687correlation does equal causation kek baggie you have hit the nail on the head and untold wealth awaits those schizo enough to see the signal through the nose.
>>49565870LOL
>>49576743>baggieI'm currently only holding 100 LINK because I'm not a retard.
>>49565701HODL mode is active? More like RUG protocol is engaged!
>>49576779you are a seething kek baggie with an axe to grind on a token that is not needed because many experts with different financial interests have testified as such. many such copes - send from Nintendo 64
The absolute cheek to still say they will earn interest, they may as well set the APY to 10000% as it doesn't mean a thing as users will never be able to withdrawal. They are using this time to get their VCs, employees, family, etc off the platform before they take the fattest shit of them all on retail and confirm they are fucked and closing up.
>>49570426this will be the most expensive sextape ever
>>49568330>>49568361not your keys not your coins
>HODL MODEReddit killed crypto.
SIRRSSS I AM NEEDING CELCIUS TECH SUPPORT AS SOON AS ASAP
>>49565701>The future of finance
>>49566715Hello old fag
>>49577395BM sirs, Celsius support here please do the needful
>>49577499VERY BAD MORNING SIR. I NEED TO REDEEM ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY. VILLAGE IS NEEDING FOOD. YOU DO NEEDFUL?
>HODL ModeMy fucking sidesAnyway they stole your money OP
>>49568361you know the answer, anon, dont be dumb, not your keys, not your coins
>>49565701How is this fair?Decentralized my ass
HODL!
https://watcher.guru/news/celsius-token-moved-320-million-liquidity-to-ftx-after-pausing-withdrawalslmao, rugpull absolutely confirmed.