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[Anonymous No.49553120]

Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 75 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.49553131]

delicious copypasta

but in all honesty, imagine not paying your mom an entire year's rent up front on your on volition

[Anonymous No.49553134]

>>49553120
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.49553253]

>>49553120
you can stay with me for the summer anon, but you'll need to wear a skirt. only a skirt. all the time

[Anonymous No.49553293]

>>49553253
No panties?

[Anonymous No.49553324]

>>49553120
>I'll give you 75 link a month.
we are back to 75
holy shit bros

[Anonymous No.49553471]

>>49553120
Get a fucking job you degenerate. I'm about to kick a relative out that I been helping. Thpught I was giving him a leg up. Instead I'm ebabling him being a peice of shit. No more, time for homeless shelter motivation.

[Anonymous No.49554183]

>>49553120
Just take the job you fucking pussy freeloader. Do none of you cumskims have any shame leeching off your parents like this?

[Anonymous No.49555740]

Based. Dont sell your linkies OP just live in a tent until the singularity, you will have a crazy story when you make it and become a millionaire