/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49536093]

who ever could have predicted Celsius would fail

[Anonymous No.49536121]

>>49536093
they employed the finest eggless wall hitter roasties in web3 how could they possibly fuck up

[Anonymous No.49536131]

>>49536093
they were supposed to use chainlink ccip... linkbros... not like this...

[Anonymous No.49536140]

KEK

[Anonymous No.49536149]

Stop being so bigoted, dude. Nothing wrong with a girl managing a few hundred millions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.49536159]

>>49536093

They do like forced hodl kek

[Anonymous No.49536160]

genuine question. Is it really failing or are people just cherry picking? I notice people talk shit about 'x' coin in bear markets and think it's a fundamental issue when it's really just the fact that it's in a bear market

[Anonymous No.49536177]

Serves fucking coomers right. Lesson here is never hire a woman for any position of importance. Give them the retard jobs as filler.

[Anonymous No.49536179]

>>49536149
She's an ex porn star whore. Not just "some girl". Her value is already 0.

[Anonymous No.49536266]

Honestly any company that hires a woman to do anything besides filing paperwork or data input of some kind is dumb. Unless its an old fat dorky looking girl then she can do payroll.

[Anonymous No.49536290]

>>49536160
when most alts are down 90-95% but your shitcoin is down 99.5% then it is failing, hard

[Anonymous No.49536336]

I got out just in time, too bad I went all in on eth

[Anonymous No.49536372]

>>49536093
this is good for us cro-magnons

[Anonymous No.49536377]

>>49536290
are most of you just retarded?

[Anonymous No.49536462]

>>49536093
the porn video, coercion, etc. are irrelevant
the trouble is she fell for the GDP scam which means she is gullible and a moron
putting someone like that in any position of responsibility is a display of gross incompetence

[Anonymous No.49536480]

cel is being destroyed for rugging tera
ha ha ha ha ha

[Anonymous No.49536545]

>>49536377
which chart is that nigger

[Anonymous No.49536546]

>>49536462
Blessed webm

[Anonymous No.49536547]

who cares about this girl doing porn. plenty of rich roasties. however, who the fuck hires a marketing assistant - pretty much a meaningless lowest-possible-level role (gotta be like... 30-40K a year) - and then promotes them in 2 years to head of institutional lending? A role that at a large firm would likely make millions and is extremely senior level. Wtf. She literally sucked somoene's dick

[Anonymous No.49536575]

>>49536545
what chart do you think, nigger

[Anonymous No.49536583]

I'd love to nut in her pussy though

[Anonymous No.49536591]

>>49536462
hahahaha he didnt listen to the women and won, based sexist

[Anonymous No.49536623]

>>49536575
which pair nigger

[Anonymous No.49536671]

>>49536093
Is she Lebanese or a lebanese jew? because i think I saw her in Israel on her instagram. this was years ago so I might have remembered incorrectly. would explain how she got the job so easily

[Anonymous No.49536686]

>>49536623
usdt

[Anonymous No.49536692]

>>49536160
Yes it is failing, you have to be insane to keep your funds there unless they are locked in.
They sent a cease and desist to upper echelon gamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQVAugAlME
They stopped reporting Celsius by the numbers on their Celsius twitter account since 13 may
https://twitter.com/hashtag/CelsiusByTheNumbers?src=hashtag_click&f=live
Their outflows are double those of their inflows if you look at CryptoYOLO's tweets.

[Anonymous No.49536707]

>>49536160
I don't even use Celsius but I'm assuming they're just trolling. These companies are gonna be bigger than most national banks once the total crypto market cap goes 10x+

[Anonymous No.49536904]

>>49536462
Based Chinaman

[Anonymous No.49536928]

>>49536686
isnt this thread about Celsius? wtf is that chart, last time i checked CEL is $0.30

[Anonymous No.49536985]

>>49536160
>>49536290
is the business itself in the red or going bankrupt though? obviously all these platforms have tokens that fluctuate. a funny thing about celsius is I think they bought the high of their own token

[Anonymous No.49537040]

>>49536985
what business lol do you even know this market

[Anonymous No.49537072]

>>49537040
aren't they money lenders for cryptocurrency?

[Anonymous No.49537074]

>>49536928
I'm semi-stupid. Clicked the wrong one since it had same starting name as the cel token

[Anonymous No.49537095]

>>49537074
yea turns out you are the retard, pls think before posting

[Anonymous No.49537098]

What happened? Should I withdraw? I am American so no do overs if I do

[Anonymous No.49537181]

F

[Anonymous No.49537205]

>>49537095
You're more retarded though because you said it was down 99.5%. Kys

[Anonymous No.49537234]

>>49537205
>its only down 95% not 99%!
lmao whatever makes you sleep at night, bagholder

[Anonymous No.49537298]

>>49537098
I don't know anon.
To me this chart looks like a company desperately selling their token in order to provide liquidity to their outflows.
The Market Cap is now 72 million dollars so they won't even make the end of the week.
In 2020 they had 600 million in cash and in the week of may 13th 2022 they got an outflow of more than a billion.
>>49537181
Wew

[Anonymous No.49537318]

>>49537234
I never bought cel, retard (I almost did day one though, but forgot about it). Just correcting your stupidity
>>49537298
That's literally every alt coin chart, kek

[Anonymous No.49537329]

>>49536093
what happened? james from InvestAnswers was still shilling it like 5 days ago

[Anonymous No.49537337]

>>49537318
you not only posted the wrong chart and called other retards, you also need the chart tools to grab the % of loss, i did it quick in the head. You're a brainlet and should stop posting

[Anonymous No.49537374]

>>49537298
cel token is going down? wtf this is very bizarre aren't most coins doing well?

[Anonymous No.49537387]

>>49537074
you are not semi stupid, you are an absolute cum brain retard

[Anonymous No.49537389]

grab her vids while you can. she's trying to get them scrubbed from google search:

https://lumendatabase.org/notices/25216054#

[Anonymous No.49537457]

>>49537374
You are so right, I think you should buy more cel.

[Anonymous No.49537467]

>>49537389
many such cases

[Anonymous No.49537511]

>>49537337
No, I won that argument.
>>49537387
Cope, faggot. Retard saying -99% and now you want to save face. LMFAO

[Anonymous No.49537512]

>>49536160
>>49536985
tabasco and co. are going to absolutely nuke it. head for the exits immediately

[Anonymous No.49537559]

not too difficult to find for now.

https://www.porn300.com/video/doing-porn-for-the-first-time/?utm_campaign=nudevista&utm_medium=compra+trafico&utm_source=nudevista

[Anonymous No.49537568]

>>49536160
True, you are correct. Truth is most persons are frustrated with the bear. I too am but I have recently become more positive about mine. Hopefully when EQ token lists, I shall have more course to be happier in this bear.

[Anonymous No.49537615]

>>49536462
good webm

[Anonymous No.49537621]

>>49537559
atrocious quality.

[Anonymous No.49537664]

>>49536462
kekked

[Anonymous No.49537723]

>>49537511
cope, clearly bagholding.. maybe not this coin but bagholding for sure. Dont worry its just the bear market, pump soon!

[Anonymous No.49537859]

>>49537723
I'm not, but you have to make shit up to make yourself feel better LMFAO

[Anonymous No.49537910]

>>49536462
that has to be fake or edited. impossible someone this based would exist

[Anonymous No.49538387]

>>49536093
how do this porn whores get into high paying jobs in crypto , its like 3rd one

[Anonymous No.49539469]

>>49537512
Would.

[Anonymous No.49539518]

>>49536121
Volcel if you wouldn't fuck the shit out of "post wall" Jessica

>>49536149
B8

>>49536177
Based

[Anonymous No.49539588]

>>49538387
Nerds are simp cucks. Male feminists are the norm there

The crypto "community" is full of redditors

[Anonymous No.49539633]

In twitter people say cardano will be hit too in tuesday. damnn

[Anonymous No.49539687]

>>49539588
I heard many redditors won't get any refunds, though. When they tried to get refunds, they have been served with about blanks, that is what I heard. Many such cases and it will be very sad to witness the outcome.

[Anonymous No.49539704]

wasnt it obvious?
all CeFi will fail, its in the name CENTRALIZED.
centralized means failure in a decentralized world.

[Anonymous No.49539756]

>>49537389


that shameless whore has forbes site, unbelievable

https://www.forbes.com/profile/jessica-khater/

[Anonymous No.49540662]

>>49537181
They are insolvent, anyone with fund there will be rugged.

[Anonymous No.49541061]

>>49536093
>>49536159
>>49536177
>>49538387
>>49539756

[Anonymous No.49541199]

i knew the bear market was here when anons didn't even find jessica's wedding website. sad

[Anonymous No.49541257]

>>49541199
> wedding website.
?

[Anonymous No.49541436]

>>49541199
>go to college
>barely even understand what you're studying, just there for the "college experience"
>mummy and daddy are rich but you want mooooorree :(
>shoot porn
>immediately get top-tier position after graduation, "managing" over 100mm despite 0 experience
>porn career exposed
>company initially defends you but is forced to resign you
>daddy wipes the internet clean off your shame
>random cuck marries you
>live off your days in complete luxury eith your family like nothing ever happened

has it always been this fucked

[Anonymous No.49541520]

>>49536093
Regardless of some self-deluded wh*re's involvement, it was
obvious. But we're still gmi.

[Anonymous No.49541575]

>>49541257
https://www.theknot.com/us/bert-mouler-and-jessica-khater-may-2022/photos
>at first i was afraid, i was petrified

[Anonymous No.49541589]

>>49541436
A few decades ago, girls like her would have been driven to suicide.

[Anonymous No.49541636]

>>49541436
It’s even worse. Her now husband is some kind of crypto VC and they have a crypto where she’s “master of coin”
https://dreamboatcapital.com/projectdetail/colizeum

[Anonymous No.49541670]

So this whore is living out a life of luxury while linkies are still waiting. Absolutely no consequences from her porn past or Celsius firing.

[Anonymous No.49541673]

>>49541636
Trashy rich folx marry whores because they are "so hawt", not realizing how disgusting it is

[Anonymous No.49541674]

>>49541199
Why do white men marry women like this? I know a woman having a past is inevitable in many circumstances but women like this who have no humility makes me physically sick. maybe im the problem

[Anonymous No.49541695]

>>49536160
>>49536707
Eh, Celsius is actually insolvent. It's not a matter of their token going down. There's real issues.
They stopped letting people withdraw their money a while ago. Calling it 'HODL Mode' on the account... kek

[Anonymous No.49541701]

>>49541575
does he know?
frens if my future wife is a whore I want you to tell me okay?

[Anonymous No.49541704]

>>49541674
After 9/11, westerners bragged a out how open minded they are about women being whores, unlike those "backwards" Muslims.

Now they are just high on their own supply

[Anonymous No.49541726]

>>49541695
Nice fud, withdrawals are working fine for me.

[Anonymous No.49541778]

>>49541673
if you're going to marry a whore atleast marry an actual hot retired pornstar like Angela White or something.. Not some stupid frat girl

[Anonymous No.49541836]

>>49541726
Good if true. This 'hold mode' this is definitely a real thing that was posted here not too long ago.
Look into Celcius potentially having to be forced sellers of stETH to meet their obligations and them losing 35k ETH and not reporting it last May.
There's a lot of legit shit going on. If you have money in there and you can withdraw at least take a hard look at what's going on and make decision on whether you want to keep money on there.

[Anonymous No.49541886]

>>49541778
Jessica has a nice body. He probably fell in love after watching her get fucked on camera.

[Anonymous No.49541947]

>>49541674
>white
They're both jews.

[Anonymous No.49541962]

>>49541836

Anyone can go into their account and turn on "HODL Mode," it's a security feature they've had in there for a while. Support can also presumably enable it and lock someone's account if there's any suspicious activity. No different than any CEX or CeFi platform. Also I didn't see any proof accounts were being locked on a widespread basis, all I saw was the same screenshot get reposted on 4chan a dozen times. I have $40k in Celsius and never got locked out.

There's a lot of FUD. The only real worrying part is there does seem to be some big money behind trying to FUD and take down Celsius for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.49542061]

>>49541199
>>49541575
what a luxurious lifestyle my god, how do i contact this guy and bombard him with harassment over his whore wife

[Anonymous No.49542120]

>>49537910
>he doesn't see the one second where the question and answers change to different text

[Anonymous No.49542193]

>>49541701
Ok bro, you can count on me!

[Anonymous No.49542200]

>>49537329
YouTubers just shill whatever they get paid to shill, who cares about them lol

[Anonymous No.49542232]

>>49541575
>scroll to bottom of page
>B&J
Kek. You think he knows?

[Anonymous No.49542270]

>>49541436
Haven’t you seen game of thrones?

>nb4 it’s fake

[Anonymous No.49542538]

>>49541199
>>49541575
>>49541701
>>49542232
Holy sht
If he knows, sucks to be him.
If he doesn't know, sucks to be him.
Either way it's sad.

[Anonymous No.49542716]

>>49541962
>some big money behind trying to FUD and take down Celsius
probably those antisemites!

[Anonymous No.49542756]

>https://twitter.com/hernamewasjessa
Is this a larp?

[Anonymous No.49542813]

>>49542756
she's being followed by the celsius team so i doubt it's a larp
must really be her

[Anonymous No.49542829]

>>49542756
No it’s not a larp. Jessica rebuilt her life while /biz/ has been hibernating

[Anonymous No.49542982]

>>49542829
rebuilt her life?
she's a jew whore living life on easy mode because she was born into money
there was no "building" or "rebuilding" anything, she had everything since the moment she was born

[Anonymous No.49543002]

>>49542756
That's a man

[Anonymous No.49543064]

ITT: Incels

[Anonymous No.49543094]

>>49542756
>https://www.instagram.com/hernamewasjessa/
replying to myself i know
not a larp apparently

[Anonymous No.49543293]

>>49536093
>>49543094
>https://www.instagram.com/hernamewasjessa
BROS BROS I FUCKING DISCOVERED SOMETHING
SHE WAS WITH HER CURRENT HUSBAND SINCE 2015 (PIC RELATED)

>>49536159
BUT SHE DID GDP IN 2016

>>49541199
>>49541575
YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE SAME GUY HERE, LOOK AT HIS FACE STRUCTURE AND EYEBROW

SHE CHEATED ON HIM
SHE MADE PORN WHILE ON A RELATIONSHIP
AND THE KEK IS STILL WITH HER

[Anonymous No.49543353]

>>49543293
nah, not the same dude

[Anonymous No.49544156]

>>49541575
So this guy is the president of a trading firm

https://twitter.com/BMouler

Anyone have a Linkedin account to check his page? That's some shit if this chick is able to fail upwards so easily. Perks of being hot.

[Anonymous No.49544264]

>>49544156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GALEv73_2Rc
https://www.profluentgroup.pr/

I hope this guy knows about her past.

[Anonymous No.49544293]

>>49543293
>https://twitter.com/hernamewasjessa

that's not the same guy lol. that dude looks like he wouldnt put up with some cheating whore wife. likely her ex husband the dude looks like he could get a better girl. the one in the original pic looks like a loser

[Anonymous No.49544343]

>>49544293
yeah im thinking the same now
initially i thought that maybe he just went bald/hit the wall

also find it impressive that a woman wouldn't delete pictures of her and her ex on instagram after getting married

[Anonymous No.49544500]

>>49536093
just got out a few days ago. feel less stressed even though i have less APY on stables on "more secured solutions", but feeling less stressed overall so it's better. i think i got out because of FUD but also because +7% APY isnt reasonable when other serious players offer 3%

[Anonymous No.49544547]

>>49544343

i think there's plenty of evidence in this thread that this girl is an airhead moron. she has to be the girl that sleeps with everyone to get jobs or something. we also know her family is rich so maybe she has just been coasting on that

[Anonymous No.49545114]

>>49541575
>https://www.theknot.com/us/bert-mouler-and-jessica-khater-may-2022/photos

Look how much money this dude has. He literally does not care. He will breed her and continue to fuck other hot sluts on the side. I am jealous.

[Anonymous No.49545927]

>>49544156
>That's some shit if this chick is able to fail upwards so easily. Perks of being hot.

This is crypto. everyone is ceo or founder of some trading shit or defi platform. Just need an address in a nail salon in the caymans or some shit.

[Anonymous No.49545948]

bros i literally went to college with him lol.. holy shit do i tell him? LMAO he was with some other chick as of two years ago wtf hahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.49545994]

>>49545927
Lol

[Anonymous No.49546039]

>>49544156
This?
https://pr.linkedin.com/in/bertmouler

[Anonymous No.49546729]

>>49541674
i dated a woman briefly in italy who was once a prostitute for rich men, i only found out after a month of dating her, i was only in italy studying so i didn't stay around long but idk people don't usually say about their dark past immediately so you feel compelled to stay with them.

[Anonymous No.49548212]

>>49546729
They’ll usually tell you after a good dicking down

[Anonymous No.49549089]

Pulled mine out few months back when btc shat the bed

[Anonymous No.49549695]

>>49536093
I hope she starts an OnlyFans after the celsius shutdown

[Anonymous No.49549707]

>>49549695
There will be no money. All the simps are poor now