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49529716 No.49529716 [Reply] [Original]

Last 20 bucks, what do I do my niggers?

>> No.49529725

invest in kneecaps

>> No.49529741

get a blowjob

>> No.49529759

>>49529716
It will only get worse that is certain so if you think about it isnt the only proper and efficient play here to do an hero to spare yourself the unavoidable future (and current) pain and suffering?

>> No.49529760

>>49529716
people always say learn a skill because theyre retarded. instead, develop a skill. find what you like. for me its controlled environments. I'm good at manipulating small details to control the environment perfectly to get my result. this is great for cooking, analytical chemistry...and oh yea botany. and I happen to love it. I watch youtubez all day about controlled environments. I make money to spend on it. im like a kid again but my action figures are my plants

>> No.49529782

>>49529725
this

>> No.49529810

>>49529716
50x on some shitcoin, then go all in for some other shitcoin, make 20x, then all short ETH make 10x leveraged, then go all in long and make 20x for richness. Right a book about how you made millions with 20 bucks, get richer with book royalties.

>> No.49529854

>>49529716
Get food faggot, beans are sub 1$ a tin and you can get 10 of those, some other random bread and water and you're good to go

>> No.49529864

>>49529716
Get a job

>> No.49529866
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49529866

>>49529716
Uh..last 20 bucks to live or last 20 bucks to make it?

>> No.49529886

>>49529854
imagine buying bread over a bag of flour and making your own hardtack

>> No.49529970

>>49529854
Imagine buying food instead of just taking it from the fields for free and poaching game in the woods.

>> No.49530017

>>49529866
Tell me the best way out for both, as long as you know I would have an option out

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>>49529716
The classic. Indoor Shrimp Farming.

>> No.49530172

>>49530017
Last 20 dollars ever, you're probably going to need money to rope.
Dying of starvation is literally the worst possible fucking way to die. Too much pain, would not recommend.

>> No.49530189

>>49529716
send it to elon musk he usually sends back double that amount

>> No.49530211

>>49530172
Takes too long desu, usually get bored and start playing video games and smoking weed and then forget I'm trying to kill myself via starvation and then end up eating again. The ride never ends

>> No.49530213
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49530213

>>49530017
As for last 20 dollars to invest in, Maybe it's time you looked into something that has a massive growth scope over time and has actual backers. Like Meta and LoveLace for developing the Metaverse.

Now I know the Metaverse seems like another ponzi but at the stage you're in - do you really think you're in a place to be debating and making plans about how you should be picky?

Not to mention their staking rewards will keep you afloat until it all takes off.