/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49527630]

Oh Mr. Anon you’re here.
Good morning.

Maybe you could tell me what it is you think is going on?

And please speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever. It wasnt brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.

[Anonymous No.49527648]

>>49527630
sell it all, today

[Anonymous No.49527675]

How did he become CEO if not because of his brains?

[Anonymous No.49527715]

>>49527630
it is gonna be a firesale sir

[Anonymous No.49527729]

Oh no, everything is just peachy sir, sorry to wake you up. Shiba is going to the moon tomorrow %100.

[Anonymous No.49527740]

>>49527675
Firm handshakes and pulling by the boot straps

[Anonymous No.49527784]

>>49527630
We're gonna have to do a lot of handshakin' and phone-callin' on this one! But the core problem, and I don't think anyone has ever realized this before, is number go down.

[Anonymous No.49527787]

>>49527675
(((connections)))

[Anonymous No.49527905]

>>49527675
He pretends he doesn't know shit and he isn't in control to let others drop their guard so he can fuck them in the ass if he must. He's a wolf pretending to be in sheep's clothing.

Case in point: Jeremy Irons'finger movement during the scene.

[Anonymous No.49527919]

>>49527905
He also doesn't want people bullshitting him with fancy technical terms or marketing speak.

[Anonymous No.49527955]

>>49527675
He says it’s to guess what the music will be a week, a month, a year from now. And in that scene he says he doesn’t hear a thing

Where is Eric Dale?

[Anonymous No.49528239]

>>49527905
its improbable that the head executives know every technical detail of their business, they need to keep the overview
it was made clear in the part of the scene where he asked for the analogy of the music stops and where he gets replied our analytical model shows that the music is only slowing down, stopped music would be far worse
he doesn't need to understand the underlying math of the model merely act on its outcome prediction

[Anonymous No.49528362]

>>49527675
john tuld in the movie is based on real life john thain and richard fuld
john thain got to his high position because he brokered a deal where he sold his firm over market price during a merger, so it is the sales person that nets the big dollars that gets the reward not the analyst on whose report the sale is based, so charisma and persuasion over brains

richard fuld
>early life
dude got hired to a big shot position at new york bank after being booted out the chairforce for punching a commanding officer, try that as a goy and see what happens
during job interview: you see hr roastie, it was a bullish kind of insubordination my co was being a bobo

[Anonymous No.49529752]

>>49528362
Thanks for the redpills bud

[Anonymous No.49529839]

>>49528362

[Anonymous No.49529946]

>>49527905
This. Fucking hell, I can't understand how anyone with 3 digits IQ does not understand this. It's called obfusciating stupidity.

[Anonymous No.49530165]

>>49527630
So what you're telling me, is that the music is about to stop, and /biz/tards are going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of crypto.

[Anonymous No.49530193]

>>49527675
Just before the scene Simon Baker's character warns everyone to just shut the fuck up because nobody is smarter than the CEO. Also he fucking dominates the room.

[Anonymous No.49530215]

Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

[Anonymous No.49530299]

>>49530165
>>49530215
Top posts.

[Anonymous No.49530537]

>>49529946
>merely pretending to be retarded.
No wonder no decent man respects boy's such as him.