/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49524416]

Spooky Stock Market Stories Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>49521171

[Anonymous No.49524474]

How bad is the upcoming collapse going to get, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49524534]

still proud to be an american

[Anonymous No.49524538]

>>49524474
Very Bad.

Sigger.

[Anonymous No.49524544]

Just checked my portfolio. I am not having a good time.

[Anonymous No.49524545]

Why is google splitting and should I buy into it or short it after split date?

[Anonymous No.49524559]

>>49524474
Pretty bad but I'm still unsure about timing. Is it right now or maybe after some ineffectual can kicking?

[Anonymous No.49524560]

>>49524545
Split its not relevant.
if you want to buy makes no difference if you buy before or after in real terms.

[Anonymous No.49524570]

so inflation is like a slow but ever-present debt jubilee, as long as you aren't completely retarded

[Anonymous No.49524580]

>>49524545
just look how the amazon split went fren

[Anonymous No.49524581]

>>49524545
>Why is google splitting
So zoomers can afford calls.

[Anonymous No.49524583]

>>49524570
You dumb sigger.

[Anonymous No.49524587]

>>49524560
I was wondering if I divvie maxed over a long time frame if it could make a difference? I’m not looking for day trading. I’m all stupid Omaha boomer in here

[Anonymous No.49524591]

>>49524474
Money is the only thing keeping The United Economic Zone together. We cannot survive a crash like in the 70s or even 2000 because we have way too many people of crime. I truly see every major city going the way of Detroit. I know I'm doomerposting, but tell me why this won't happen if we have a bad recession.

[Anonymous No.49524607]

>>49524587
>BOOMER
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
imagine being a boomer one of the most privilaged economic generationts of all history and still be on smg GET OUT!!

[Anonymous No.49524608]

>>49524587
I think index outperforms divie.

[Anonymous No.49524614]

>>49524581
I refuse to believe GOOG gives a shit about Zoom Zooms and millennials’ ability to trade options

[Anonymous No.49524615]

Is it worth it to get margin added to my account and just become a day trader so I don't have to worry about settlement? I don't plan to use leverage, I don't plan to short, and I don't plan to write uncovered options... I just want to sell and buy and bull and sell without having to think about potential violations. My account value is well over $25k.

[Anonymous No.49524618]

>>49524584
Are you suggesting 3x is inherently better since 1987 since circruit breakers prevent 10-20% daily drawdowns

[Anonymous No.49524626]

>>49524416
someone should shop a bobo in this somewhere
>>49524544
it can get worse. bear market requires mad pull out game fr fr no cap.
>>49524545
its cheaper, just buy it. cattle.

[Anonymous No.49524645]

>>49524626
>ITS CHEAPER
no its not, you cumbrain. Its diluted thats all.

[Anonymous No.49524646]

>>49524607
I was referring to Warren Buffet, not my age. I’m a millennial who wants to just do this radical buy and hold strat instead of catching knives. But if you want to rage post then just keep it funny

[BUY OIL YOU GODDAMNED IMBECILES No.49524650]

>"Exxon made more money than God" - Joe Biden
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-10/-exxon-made-more-money-than-god-biden-scorns-rising-gas-prices

[Anonymous No.49524655]

>>49524645
>what is sarcasm

[Anonymous No.49524670]

>>49524646
you do realize Boomers unironically fucked everything right?
its my birth right to hate them

[Anonymous No.49524677]

>>49524650
That unironically looks like an interesting book... I've always been fascinated by large industrial facilities... I picked the wrong career I guess

[Anonymous No.49524679]

>>49524650
while I fully agree I just sold out of my oil cause there has to be some cool off. cant go straight up like that. looking for entry back up to some UCO + NRGU

[Anonymous No.49524687]

>>49524670
you are what's wrong with America.

[Anonymous No.49524696]

>>49524650
i mean exxon did 4x their stock value in like 1 year and a half.

[Anonymous No.49524708]

>>49524687
t.Boomer
KYS

[Anonymous No.49524712]

Boys, I am absolutely thrilled to spend my whole weekend sitting around and shitposting with you kooky lads here at the /smg/. Can't wait to see what kind of wild shenanigans we come up with haha. We like to have fun here lol.

[Anonymous No.49524715]

>>49524614
>he thinks retail moves the options market
the derivatives market moves the actual equity these days (or has for the past several years)
havent you ever wondered how TSLA got to its retard price?

[Anonymous No.49524726]

>>49524645
Thinking diluted shares are “cheaper” is stupid. But what’s really stupid is expecting every moron with an account to understand dilution. Smart plays sometimes rely on others being stupid. Often that’s a good bet

[Anonymous No.49524727]

>>49524696
>>49524708
You are fucking retarded. What did MRNA do in 1 year.
I bet you went and got vaxxed so you could continue to wage

[Anonymous No.49524735]

>>49524712
Lol we do like to have fun here. Would you go so far as to say that we even have too much fun? Lol

[BUY OIL YOU GODDAMNED IMBECILES No.49524736]

>>49524677
I bought into the commodities supercycle meme which led me to the energy sector which lead me oil and gas which led me to petroleum engineering which led me to a massive industrial design and construction rabbit hole. I'm learning about hydraulics and fluid dynamics, piping and pipeline engineering, valving, etc. I unironically have enough knowledge on the oil and gas sector that I'm going to start a weekly paid newsletter service that I'll give my /smg/ friends for free. What a fucking 12 months it has been. I did this all at night after my regular job too. This is what autism applied to things that can make you money does to a mf.

[Anonymous No.49524738]

>>49524607
>>49524645
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[Anonymous No.49524746]

>>49524727
what did moderna did in 1 year?
a pump and dump pretty much.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49524753]

Quick reminder that libcück governments cannot be trusted
https://youtu.be/-0gbisTsj2w

[Anonymous No.49524755]

>50bps back to 95% likelihood

*angry bobo noises*

[Anonymous No.49524770]

>>49524416
> Spooky Stock Market Stories
In Fall of 2021, I went all in...
WITH LEVERAGE

[Anonymous No.49524775]

>>49524735
Selling CCs on our frenship

[Anonymous No.49524780]

>>49524687
America has been economically and socially devastated. Our people aren’t more wealthy now than they were back in the 90s. That’s several lost decades. The prices of everything rise faster than salaries. Higher salaries from inflation catch higher tax rates. The things people need to make a good life are increasingly unavailable. It’s a divergent series that’s getting further and further apart. The best you can do is live in a poorer area where the cost of living just erodes your lifestyle more slowly.. assuming you have a middle class job.

Quite simply most young people can’t afford to start a family. Can’t afford to feed them. Certainly can’t afford to house them. The economy is still dominated by forces outside the millennials control. And there is no guarantee Gen X will be given the same power and leadership the boomers refuse to let go of.

Boomers can resent being blamed for this. But it’s undeniable the last 20-25 years have been a complete and total disaster.

[Anonymous No.49524782]

>>49524735
Too much fun? Never :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw

[Anonymous No.49524787]

>>49524736
that would be very frenly of you, fren. i want to make a comprehensive investing/trading imageboard like 4chan but with each thing having its own board like equities have their own board, commodities have their own board, so and and so forth. not sure if worth the effort tho

[Anonymous No.49524788]

>>49524755
Were the bobos pricing 75 in?

[Anonymous No.49524798]

>>49524788
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

it was down to 60ish today for 50bps

[Anonymous No.49524801]

>>49524780
Wages dont match productivity gains since ww2. Nor does wage growth match inflation.

[Anonymous No.49524804]

>>49524474
Depends entirely on the color of your skin (I'd say it depends on your tax bracket, but we all know those two statements are equivalent)

[Anonymous No.49524826]

>>49524687
>>49524801
yeah if you work at fucking subway subhuman

[Anonymous No.49524835]

>>49524801
I was trying to keep it to my wheelhouse. I can only look at stats for the 80s and earlier. I specifically remember the 90s being a happier time socially and more economically prosperous. Those two things are related. Our national politics have soured as people look for answers and solutions to our decreasing quality of life.

[Anonymous No.49524836]

>>49524753
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/we-are-going-die-sri-lanka-warns-food-shortages-2022-05-20/
never 4getti what the jews are doing to us

[Anonymous No.49524849]

>import a bunch of foreigners to do your work for you for cheaper
gee willikers batman, how come wagerinos havent risen?

[Anonymous No.49524850]

>>49524679
The cool off already happened, its back to pumping start of next week. Midday today was the local bottom.
>>49524836

[Anonymous No.49524852]

>>49524798
Fed hasnt even discussed this months print, to imply the fed was going to drop a 75 off last month's data would be stupid.

[Anonymous No.49524861]

is CPI going to be higher next month?

[Anonymous No.49524864]

>>49524850
For now maybe...

[Anonymous No.49524879]

>>49524849
A billion people have been raised out of poverty, raising the world life expectancy to 72 and a international average ppp of 18000. Not to shabby for getting cheaper goods.
Sucks for white college dropouts though.

[Anonymous No.49524886]

>>49524861
why would it be?
there is no reason for goods being cheaper when there is demand, low supply and supply chain issues, + oil price still at 10 year highs.

[BUY OIL YOU GODDAMNED IMBECILES No.49524895]

>>49524787
That sounds awesome. The finance industry has some of the highest pay per click/pay per action and going rates in all of the digital marketing space so it would definitely have a huge financial upside in the long run. For example, personal finance and money YouTubers that shill their affiliate links to things like Webull, M1 Finance, Acorns, FTX and Binance get paid substantially more from the sign ups they generate than they do from Google Ad Sense or selling merch. Some of the finance blogs I frequent make millions per year just from running ads on the site from all sorts of financial services companies and discount brokerages. Money is willing to spend a lot of money to make even more money. Anyway, it's definitely lucrative after the initial hump requiring you to grind to get it running.

t. Digital marketer

[Anonymous No.49524905]

>>49524861
ive seen this chick taking dick, was pretty hot. so funny seeing her gain some fame from one tiktok and then trying to make an onlyfans career out of it only for it to crater. dumb whore

[Anonymous No.49524906]

>>49524861
Just look at gas prices. This month they crept up another $.

[Anonymous No.49524914]

>>49524770
>It was an emerging market...
>States were releasing covid-19 restrictions.
>Whole industries were coming out of deep freeze, poised to make a come-back.
>We saw record breaking GDP growth and record low unemployment.
>Then in the distance we heard someone say "What if rising wages was a bad thing." but we didn't listen.
>We saw gas prices rise to pre-pandemic levels and thought it was a return to normal.
>I thought to myself "We already had a huge market crash in 2020 and a correction in march of 2021. It's safe right?"
>And that's when I bought...
>300 shares of TQQQ...
>On January 1st, 2022!

[Anonymous No.49524915]

>>49524670
this is the same fucking guy shitting up the other thread. god damn you incel please you're embaressing me. calm down and lurk more or whatever you have to do to be less fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.49524922]

>>49524905
can you share her name f-fren?

[Anonymous No.49524934]

>>49524895
how do i get into that type of digital marketing? i can code pretty well and can write and am intelligent but my education is all in STEM stuff
>>49524922
sorry i dont remember it. just take the webm over to the /gif/ unsaucable thread and beg, theyll take care of you
also checked

[Anonymous No.49524942]

>>49524914

[Anonymous No.49524952]

So $25k in apple $150’calls for December or May 2023?

[Anonymous No.49524958]

>>49524942
>>49524914

[Anonymous No.49524963]

>>49524753
This list is for the biggest homosexuals of /smg/.
Jam anon is a chad, he crushes fat puss. Soijak faggot is on the list idiot, he saying nothing but gay sex shit.
The poem anon is a chad slinging out bangers.
God your such a smooth brain it hurts. You fucking retard. Please keep having gay sex

[Anonymous No.49524968]

>>49524952
Pfft, we will be at 150 in a fortnight.

[Anonymous No.49524972]

>>49524922
https://www.instagram.com/erinecurtis/?hl=en
dont say i never loved ya baby

[Anonymous No.49524973]

>>49524952
aapl is going down fren. below 100. MSFT too.

[Anonymous No.49524976]

Hello.... yes I would like to speak to mr Powell please

[Anonymous No.49524979]

>>49524972
ty i can work with this, now to put on my nylon stockings

[Anonymous No.49524985]

>>49524914
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP ITS TOO MUCH

[Anonymous No.49524989]

>after maxing out my 401k/roth I get $540 per week
Hmm

[Anonymous No.49525003]

When I think of American society I think of overweight black women fighting over discount deals at target

[Anonymous No.49525009]

bedtime gnight niggers
CCXI dont forget heehee ;-)

[Anonymous No.49525015]

>>49524989
That’s a years salary in Mozambique!

[Anonymous No.49525018]

Well, well, well...

[Anonymous No.49525019]

>>49525009
thats a man

[Anonymous No.49525030]

SIGA chands TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.49525044]

>>49525030
Kek

[Anonymous No.49525063]

>>49524973
Not a fucking chance in the dark

[Anonymous No.49525089]

putin is bad for starting the war but zelensky is bad for prolonging it

[Anonymous No.49525109]

>>49525089
Oy fucking vey anon...

https://youtu.be/_jI6iAa-cC0>>49525063

[Anonymous No.49525136]

>>49525089
why should he cede anything when they started it and theyre losing?

[Anonymous No.49525148]

>>49525136
how are they losing? its like california being taken over and saying they lost because the other 49 states are still there

[Anonymous No.49525163]

>>49525148
theyre a tiny country and mighty russia cant take it? how?

[Anonymous No.49525169]

>>49525163
and they got more land and resources out of the land they had before the war, to call ukraine winning would to have them not have lost any land

[Anonymous No.49525185]

>>49525169
Who won the war of 1812?

[Work for a volatility arbitrage firm with a black CEO !1sC7CjNPu2 No.49525188]

Just talked with an energy salestrader who said some buyside is modeling in $200 WTI as a base case….shits crazy out there.

[Anonymous No.49525190]

>>49524914
>It was the dark and stormy morning of January 27th, 2022.
>Facebook just dipped below a critical resistance at 300 and had upward momentum.
>Earnings were just around the corner.
>Just a little longer and I can exercise these contracts.
>I looked into the trading monitor...
>ITM Calls...
>With a strike price of 275...
>Expiring 2/4

[Anonymous No.49525194]

>>49525185
Im not a historian so I don't know but its like saying you're winning when you bought a put on a stock and the stock went down but because the IV dropped you lost money despite being right

[Anonymous No.49525201]

>>49525185
Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVC677-YmfM

[Anonymous No.49525219]

>>49525188
based

[Anonymous No.49525224]

>>49524952
Why wouldn't you buy the stock instead of call options?

[Anonymous No.49525226]

>>49525201
>>49525194
As a Canadian I was always told we won the war too. Then I learned the Americans thought they won. My point is there’s always a narrative to claim victory unless it’s a real defeat.

[Anonymous No.49525229]

>>49525169
The war isn’t over so no winner can be claimed, it looked like america had won Vietnam, it looked like america had won Afghanistan. Turns out winning wars in modern times is a lot harder than it used to be

[Anonymous No.49525261]

>>49525148
theyre losing because they couldnt even roll over ukraine despite supposedly having the second most fearsome army on the planet, and because theyve achieved none of their objectives and have actually retreated since their initial pushes. tactical retreats are still retreats
do we still really have putin shills in this general? theyve made complete fools of themselves, its incredible
russia and europe are the big losers and china is the big winner

[Anonymous No.49525262]

Chinabros who shorting the Taiwan TAPIEX

[Anonymous No.49525267]

>>49525261
ok and they have more land and resources than before

[Anonymous No.49525270]

>>49525229
The losers of war are those who fight.
The winners are the financiers.

[Anonymous No.49525271]

>>49525188
youre like lawyer adjacent you stupid stinky pajeet, nobody believes you

[Anonymous No.49525273]

>>49525229
Only thing is it looks like America did win Vietnam. They are a cheap capitalist sweatshop today worse than anything Nixon dreamed of. I agree with you though, I think the days of foreign invasions are over. Just not economical.

[Anonymous No.49525279]

>>49525267
>ok and they have more land and resources than before
lol, says who? are you just counting all the shelled out ukranian cities as gains and not counting the dead russian soldiers and destroyed russian armaments as losses? get real dude. how about their near economic collapse?

[Anonymous No.49525290]

I'm worried about my friends (or you know, all of society). I think theyve given up because they think the cost of marriage and raising a child is too high.
I keep trying to convince them that money is secondary if you can find the right woman.

Either you end up with more money and no kids, or you end up with less money and more kids.

I would prefer the kids. Granted, I'm not worried about poverty.
My parents are divorced, but I think they both agree the most rewarding thing they've done is having my sister and I.


instead my friends are all fucking older women...

we're all worried about housing and college. which is awful because boomers are going to die and need to sell. and college is a fucking joke.

but my generation is crippled by fear of those things.

[Anonymous No.49525299]

>when youtube removes one of your favorite music videos

that is IT

[Anonymous No.49525305]

>>49525290
Children are awful

[Anonymous No.49525308]

>>49525290
In 20 years lack of population will be the worlds biggest problem

[Anonymous No.49525330]

>>49525290
>having a kid in today's world

lol, lmao even. at this point, it's child abuse

[Anonymous No.49525331]

>>49525226
The US attempted to annex Canada and failed. They failed and are smoking copium ever since.

[Anonymous No.49525336]

>>49525308
I’m fascinated to see how that plays out economically. Though Israel solved it with universal basic income. Growth rate of 3 as all the religious nut jobs have 8 kids.

[Work for a volatility arbitrage firm with a black CEO !1sC7CjNPu2 No.49525345]

>>49525271
I'm not a pajeet im white but my CEO is black and I have worked with many non-whites my whole career as a Volatility Arbitrageur.

[Anonymous No.49525359]

>>49525345
Credit Suisse had a nigger CEO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg52Qk5VmHk

[Anonymous No.49525367]

>>49525336
Nigeria is expected to be the only country with a positive growth by 2050, they will take up the slack for us

[Anonymous No.49525374]

>>49525030
wut the fuck

[Anonymous No.49525385]

>>49525367
Nigerians are financial wizards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktz7vc70hZ8

[Anonymous No.49525391]

>>49523305 #
Uhhhh does this mean I need to stay cssh for a decade!? Oh nononono I'll be too old by then. I have no choice but to get a job at mcdonalds while holding a bachelors degree.

[Anonymous No.49525397]

>>49525308
So in my 40's I will still be BREEDING because of augmented govt tax benefits for BREEDING?

[Anonymous No.49525405]

$1.9 trillion in stimulus when unemployment was already below 4% was like that last shot of tequila at 1:50 AM before the close

[Anonymous No.49525407]

>>49525391
I have a straight 26 yrold buddy who is so fucked by his mortgage he is in the process of starting a gay only fans.

[Anonymous No.49525409]

Thread music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY5nPix0DOQ

[Anonymous No.49525411]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49525430]

>>49525397
No one knows what the consequences will be, they talk a lot about robots and ai keeping the economy going but I think we are too late if innovation starts declining now then humanoid robots will never become reality

[Anonymous No.49525439]

is a life-sized real doll of aerith for $5,000 a good investment?

[Anonymous No.49525441]

>>49525430
Will the freakish white incels of /smg/ be able to breed in order to help declining fertility rates?

[Anonymous No.49525451]

>>49525439

Can you stab her with your sword?

[Anonymous No.49525452]

>>49525441
I imagine that most people here are quite handsome

[Anonymous No.49525457]

>>49525439
To pure. Her, 2B and Ciri just feel wrong to sexualize to me. Tina on the other hand…

[Anonymous No.49525463]

>>49525439
Do they make a Yuffie model?

[Anonymous No.49525468]

>>49525452
>>49525452
Yeah, we are. This was an /smg/ meetup in November 2021.

[Anonymous No.49525474]

>>49524861
Would wife (if shes a virgin, lel i doubt she is)

[Anonymous No.49525481]

>>49525468
Those are the whitest posters on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.49525531]

>>49525468

[Anonymous No.49525556]

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ur poor

[Anonymous No.49525565]

In which industry is God if Exxon made more money than him? did he fall for the growth meme?

[Anonymous No.49525581]

>>49525030
HELP HHAHAHAHAAHA

[Anonymous No.49525583]

>>49525556
I'm $100k poorer than I was at the end of last year.... but I'm not poor.

[Anonymous No.49525601]

>>49525439
this is incredible. i want to buy it just to stare at it

[Anonymous No.49525623]

>>49525439
no moo girls? lame

[Anonymous No.49525624]

>>49525601
Just like you do in real life, expect you won't get arrested.

[Anonymous No.49525631]

>>49525565
Probably SIGA kek

[Anonymous No.49525634]

America cannot be saved. From its ashes, China will rise.

[Anonymous No.49525638]

>>49525556
exceptionally based (You) distributor

[Anonymous No.49525646]

>>49525634
If america falls so does China, their economies and fates are linked

[Anonymous No.49525651]

>>49525623
when they make dolls like that I'm going to buy one

[Anonymous No.49525673]

>>49524879
What he fails to mention is that the world health form defines poverty as living under 1 dollar a day lol

[Anonymous No.49525680]

>>49525651
>>49525646
You better get your real dolls quick. Once China implodes, you're not going to have access to real dolls anymore.

[Anonymous No.49525689]

>>49525673
So, does this mean that poverty is solved when the dollar becomes worthless?

[Anonymous No.49525692]

>>49525163
>largest nation by square milage in Europe.

>Tiny

[Anonymous No.49525708]

>>49525692
It took the Germans 3 days to conquer Kiev. But Germans are actually white so I guess that make sense

[Anonymous No.49525729]

>>49525708
Yeah that was also 89 years ago when the population was mostly rural peasant.

[Anonymous No.49525730]

Fuck off Feds

[Anonymous No.49525737]

Bavarian Nordic bros. We made it. US is buying 500,000 doserinos.

[Anonymous No.49525739]

>>49525163
>American post

[Anonymous No.49525762]

They’re finally catching on mein negros.

[Anonymous No.49525764]

>>49525729
And Germans are good at war, Russians really suck at it historically

[Anonymous No.49525770]

>>49525680
id rather get dolls from japan. I'm sure they perfected pussy stank

[Anonymous No.49525771]

>>49525764
But they beat the Germans..

[Anonymous No.49525780]

>>49525737
nice, i should have bought some

[Anonymous No.49525792]

>>49525708
>Ukraine is tiny
>3 days to conquer Kiev
Please stop posting.

[Anonymous No.49525822]

>>49525771
The soviets were totally on the ropes when Normandy happened, if it weren’t for the British keeping the armoured divisions occupied in Africa and the Greeks btfo’ing the Italians then the war would’ve turned out a lot differently

[Anonymous No.49525826]

Holy shit. TPOXX is the new Ivermectin.

[Anonymous No.49525836]

>>49525407
I don't have much time left my situation has detoriated exponentially. Had it not been for living with my parents I'd probably be homeless or living with 3 other roommates just to afford shelter. Or probably just homeless considering nearly every place I apply to just rejects me without interview.

>gay only fans
Disgusting I may be desperate for cash but I'm not sacrificing my principles for those pieces of paper. You should try convincing your friend to do something else even if it means selling the house and moving back in with parents.

[Anonymous No.49525840]

>>49525822
>I'm merely pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.49525841]

Look at this tiny hat shit.

[Anonymous No.49525855]

>>49525623
Every time this is posted I am irritated by the way her shoes have been tied.

[Anonymous No.49525856]

>>49525840
>gopniks triggered in /smg/
You fuckers are everywhere

[Anonymous No.49525895]

>>49525856
Fuck off retard. I'm not sympathetic towards either Ukraine or Russia and don't follow that low budget conflict and I'm more sympathetic towards Germany up until WW2.

[Anonymous No.49525902]

>>49525895
Same, if only they won ww1 and the kaiser became a cyborg and ruled the earth forever more

[Anonymous No.49525907]

>markets closed for the weekend

FUCK IM SO BORED :(

[Anonymous No.49525915]

>>49525771
lol, i cant believe russians and europeans are still coping about this to this day. america won ww2

[Anonymous No.49525925]

>>49525902
>you're a gopnik
>you're a Prussia pro

[Anonymous No.49525939]

>>49525826
past hour search... faggot

[Anonymous No.49526027]

>>49525915
I am American. My family fought in the revolution, civil war, ww1, ww2, korea, and Vietnam. I’m still posting. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.49526059]

>>49526027
Why didn’t you fight in Iraq or Afghanistan, sounds like your ancestors were military men and you turned into a faggot

[Anonymous No.49526063]

>>49525939
The point is no one is covering it. They’re all over the (((vaccine))) but not the treatment.

[Anonymous No.49526078]

>>49525680
real dolls suck at the moment.
they aren't lifelike at all.
I want an exact replica of belle delphine to help me focus on stock trading

[Anonymous No.49526080]

>>49526059
My cousins went and I didn’t. I am ashamed and full of regret.

[Anonymous No.49526090]

>>49526080
Don’t worry, the next war is the only one that matter anyway

[Anonymous No.49526103]

>>49526090
Looking forward to it. I have many things to die for now.

[Anonymous No.49526127]

>>49526027
damn that is insane

[Anonymous No.49526161]

Oil? oil

[Anonymous No.49526180]

>>49526063
Well, if u did some research into the Nordic vaccine u would know they shut down production until januaryish. They are building a bigger building. They are handing out what they have in their stock pile. SIGA will be slinging out pills if the gays really pox the world this month.

[Anonymous No.49526182]

>>49524559
I'm buying all the way. A recession generally happens when mainly housing and other types of loans slow down and it's not happening. It's still possible but imo won't be long enough to even change investments so I'm buying all the way and won't change course unless the situation changes. It may be premature, but some sectors could actually have a golden bull run since, well, money printing was and still is on due to loans. I would only do something different if I thought it was a 2008 type of crash otherwise the gains more than make up for the risk long term, and you pay taxes if you sell and so on

[Anonymous No.49526194]

>>49526161
Is this the meet up?

[Anonymous No.49526198]

>>49526127
I actually went to the recruitment center after 9/11. I watched the second plane live in class my junior year. They called my house and my father told them never to call back.
Not sure if he saved my life or left me with thoughts of what could have been. I’m a father of two these days and have old classmates who didn’t make it, so I’m unsure.

[Anonymous No.49526203]

>>49525290
>I would prefer the kids. Granted, I'm not worried about poverty.

Problem is poverty tends to breed more poverty. Upward mobility is becoming less and less possible now. Your kids might end up blaming you for being poor. You might still end up dying in a nursing home alone.

[Anonymous No.49526204]

>>49526180
I hold both.

[Anonymous No.49526298]

So who do i blame on the economy getting assfucked?
Biden,the fed? maybe russia?

[Anonymous No.49526327]

>>49526198
Your father is right. Jeeez quit crying how you didnt get to fight for some elites trying to get their hands on oil or something. Of all the hills to want to die on this is the one you chose!?

[Anonymous No.49526329]

>>49526198
to die for a country just because you are born there is the dumbest shit you can imagine, so no your father is the only non retard in your family

[Anonymous No.49526338]

>>49526298
I'd go with Fed. I've been blaming Jerome for over a year now. I'm 100% confident he knows it's screwed but is pretending nothing is wrong.

[Anonymous No.49526340]

>>49526298
As always, boomers.

[Anonymous No.49526364]

>>49526298
yourself

[Anonymous No.49526380]

>>49526298
You have nobody to blame but yourself

[Anonymous No.49526397]

>>49526298
democrats, fauci, putin

[Anonymous No.49526436]

>>49526298
The correct answer is ((they))

[Anonymous No.49526456]

>>49525739
>>49525692
tiny means a lot of thing dumby, it means weak and poor, no body cares about frozen farm land in the middle of nowhere. russia is a superpower, they are pathetic

[Anonymous No.49526572]

>>49525739
looks tiny

[Anonymous No.49526639]

>>49526080
Don't worry about it. I spent a year guarding a gate. And another year guarding opium fields. 3/10 experience.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49526663]

>>49524963
Ngl, you sound poor and stupid.
Gotta step up your game anon or you’re ngmi

[Anonymous No.49526674]

What does /smg/ think about Friedman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4TTNeSUdQ

[Anonymous No.49526683]

>>49526674
that as just recommended to me too, thats weird

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49526692]

>>49526683
I keep getting recs for quantum mechanics n sheeeeiiiit

[Anonymous No.49526693]

>>49526683

[Anonymous No.49526699]

have a listen to this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGu-JL7jLY

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49526743]

What’s that? We postin’ jew tube videos n sheeeeiiiiiit?? Okay

My 2 all time favorites:
https://youtu.be/53Rn1c4dCKg
https://youtu.be/SEVJjH1I3s4

[Anonymous No.49526750]

>>49524416
>spooky stories
I thought I was too good to hold oil and didn't want the risk, so for some reason I jumped into something even riskier and got fucked up like a genius.

[Anonymous No.49526764]

Why didn't VIX move much despite the bloodbath?

[Anonymous No.49526776]

>>49524687
If this were /pol/ id hit you with highly detailed torture/death threats. Watch your mouth old man. This is MY world, youre just living in it.

[Anonymous No.49526796]

>>49524736
What does this have to do with bitcoin, luna, link, or dogecoin?
I sure hope I didnt post any keywords that will attract bots :)

[Anonymous No.49526798]

>>49524780
>Quite simply most young people can’t afford to start a family. Can’t afford to feed them. Certainly can’t afford to house them.
I saw a boomer say this was because millennials were too narcissistic and selfish. Kek.

[Anonymous No.49526808]

>>49526764
It's up 15% though? Anyway it represents options fuckery and the volatility resulting from it.

[Anonymous No.49526822]

blaming boomers is like blaming your current generation. Its pointless. My grandpa when we were driving one day pointed at this black guy and said " in my day we would pull over and beat the shit out of that nigger". He voted democrat lol. Its a mixed bag with those old timers

[Anonymous No.49526823]

>>49524861
Would have been cute if she wasnt a fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.49526861]

>>49524560
>>49524545
>>49524580
>>49524581
Tech companies pay compensation in whole shares so it gives new hires more of a buy in vs older hires.

[Anonymous No.49526887]

>>49526822
The boomers blamed their parents and their parents blamed their parents, go somewhere else to suck 70 year old dick. It's quite literally my right to point out everything is fucked because of them and will take a monumental lifetime of work to unfuck it, retard.

[Anonymous No.49526890]

>>49525290
Im gonna be real with you, shits fucked. I come from a similar childhood as you except my parents were never married. Im high end autistic, and I barely graduated high school.
Thats just the problems with me. As for society, its much worse, 99% of women are actual no shit, whores. Everyone knows this but few people actually really care. I am one of those few because I 1. want a wife, you cant turn a whore into a housewife and 2. want to have kids, these whores will only ever birth out of wedlock bastards. So "finding the right one" is a fat chance in hell. The money is the next big thing that everything else is under. Theres no fucking money. My ONLY chance to get ANY kind of money is by playing the stock market righy and not getting utterly BTFO by making the wrong decision, literally walking on a bridge of eggshells over an abyss.
I put women at the top because no amount of money will turn her into a respectable person.

[Anonymous No.49526893]

wait for vix to hit 38 to confirm the beginning of another dead cat bounce, settle around 30 to confirm the end of said dead cat bounce, hit 39.50 and then settle on 35 for the same thing.

the week of capitulation begins on my birthday :3, when vix will be above 40. wait for halloween to see how radiated your candy is <3

[Anonymous No.49526905]

>>49525441
I'll just pay off some amish farmer so I can breed his daughter. Any girl who isnt mormon or amish isnt worth my time. Nothing else comes close.

[Anonymous No.49526909]

>>49525468
>smg/ meetup
Thats a thing? LOL

[Anonymous No.49526975]

smg is a /box/ general heemlets go back

[Anonymous No.49526987]

>>49525895
>I'm more sympathetic towards Germany up until WW2
Then you were never sympathetic towards Germany in the first place. All ages of Germany were representative of the German people, because they were made by Germans. The 3rd reich is no exception, the ONLY exception is weimar and thats because it was a sham perpetrated by foreign money men.
Everything that persisted after ww1 continued to have an effect in Germany well into the next war.
You dont care about the German people, you only sympathise with your perception of some brave militaristic nation state.

[Anonymous No.49526989]

>>49526909
I don't want to meet any of you in real life.

[Anonymous No.49526993]

>>49526887
stfu faggot

[Anonymous No.49527022]

>>49526198
I knew a young guy who blew his brains out because he couldnt accept the fact that he killed women and children in afghanistan, and no im not joking.
Fighting in some gay edomite war in the middle east is low IQ, or in other words, shorting your life expectancy.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49527024]

>>49526989
>/smg/ meetup
I’d be down for meeting everyone but Mr. Fat Hands

[Anonymous No.49527030]

>>49525439
That fictional character better be over the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.49527033]

>>49526808
>It's up 15% though?
+6.36% isn't +15%.

[Anonymous No.49527055]

>>49526989
Agreed. Sadly many people have forgotten the rules of the old internet, never meet a stranger you met on the internet, ever!

[Anonymous No.49527078]

>>49526989
The mystery of the light turning off from the thrown cloth will never leave my mind.

[Anonymous No.49527093]

>>49527078
What time was the video posted? It could have been a light on a timer that makes people think someone is home.
Either that or hes an underling jewish wizard and his latent powers sent out a wave of energy from his frustration.

[Anonymous No.49527126]

btc taking a straight shit right now, exciting

[Anonymous No.49527282]

>>49527055
i met up with an internet anon before. We got drunk and played counter strike source. we are still good online friends.

[Anonymous No.49527356]

>>49524861
Who is she? What's her name?

[Anonymous No.49527388]

>>49524972
Thank you, mister!

[Anonymous No.49527391]

>>49527282
If I ever met someone from the internet then it is more likely that they are a cop than not. I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.49527401]

>>49527055
>>49527282
I met several times. Usually chill people sometimes its bad. Really a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.49527405]

>>49527356
Slutty McWhoreface. She lives on whore island.

[Anonymous No.49527457]

wtf happened to SOXL?

[Anonymous No.49527473]

>>49527457
It's the 21st century, we have no use for semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.49527492]

when was the last time you poor sods had sex

also explain why you aren't in BOIL

[Anonymous No.49527564]

>>49527401
met my wife on e-harmony. Married since 2012

[Anonymous No.49527601]

>>49527492
>when was the last time you poor sods had sex
When my sister raped me as a little kid and fried my undeveloped dopamine receptors turning me into the autist I am today. Ironically she turned around to be a nigger loving bitch who made me go down the track to hating women.
Sex is for chumps, moist holes are gross and the people theyre imbedded in are morally corrupt individuals.

[Anonymous No.49527632]

>>49527282
>cs source
Almost based

[Anonymous No.49527654]

>>49527601
>When my sister raped me as a little kid
go on...

[Anonymous No.49527677]

>>49527654
She took me into her room and told me to get naked and lay on top of her an put my penis in.
I literally couldnt even comprehend what the fuck was going on, all I could really understand is that it felt nice. Funnily enough now I despise even the idea of having sex.

[Anonymous No.49527689]

>>49527677
which chinese cartoon is this plot from

[Anonymous No.49527708]

>>49527689
My childhood in a dysfunctional family full of sexual deviants. Im the only one of my parents children who is a white man who isnt a fag or jungle fever retard. I am literally their last hope to having blonde haired blue eyed grandchildren, but honestly I wouldnt even do it for them.

[Anonymous No.49527710]

>>49525188
5x m1, 1.5x m2 money and strong housing and loans $200 is the bare minimum

[Anonymous No.49527738]

>>49527708
Was she abused by dad or something? How old was she and you when she had her fun with you?

[Anonymous No.49527858]

US vassal states
>YEN -14.21% YTD
>EURO -6.99% YTD
>POUND -8.64% YTD
The states of the free world
>RMB -4.47%YTD
>RUPEE -5.01% YTD
>RUBLE +25% YTD

Makes one think

[Anonymous No.49527879]

>>49526822
Boomers have a demographic cartel and a deathgrip on the government, unlike any generation before or after. Everything is uniquely their fault because they hold all the power.

[Anonymous No.49527895]

>>49527282
My best friend is a lesbo femanon. She is chill as fuck we talk about stonks and shit talk the jews.

[Anonymous No.49527934]

>>49525474
you would wife a girl who posts herself half-naked on the internet? what kind of faggot cuck are you?

[Anonymous No.49527949]

>>49527934
>1 post by this id
Stay blasted,chud

[Anonymous No.49528013]

>>49527492
last week with the gf.

and dunno i cant buy it cos no murricano

[Anonymous No.49528037]

>>49527949
Ironically your picture illustrates the exact opposite of the argument you think you're making. The woman pictured here is prudent in public and a whore in private.

[Anonymous No.49528039]

what is your biggest investment mistake smg? also did you get liquidated ever?

[Anonymous No.49528081]

>>49527879
Nobody ever points this out. Boomers inverted the population pyramid. In a democracy. No human generation ever has done this. They even sabotaged sex family and reproduction to make sure they would never have to deal with offspring outvoting them.

[Anonymous No.49528082]

>>49528039
60k garbage done, lost 20k. Now i got 40k on siga

[Anonymous No.49528207]

>>49528037
>argument
What argument?

[Anonymous No.49528238]

>>49527858
Yeah makes one think about tight capital controls in your "free world" countries

[Anonymous No.49528295]

>>49528039
not selling any bitcoin when I had it back in 2012

[Anonymous No.49528395]

>>49528082
ouch.

>>49528295
i wanted to buy buttcoin when it was 90 and i wanted to spend 3000k on it.
was talked out of it since i should have had to sell inheritance stock which is shared among siblings.

[Anonymous No.49528426]

VIX about to pump fr fr no cap on god

[Anonymous No.49528430]

>>49528395
3k i mean not 3000k kek

[Anonymous No.49528464]

yesterday i took some edibles now i have a beautiful afterglow going on.

drinkin some pepsi and thinken about life kek

[Anonymous No.49528466]

>>49527949
okay, cuck

[Anonymous No.49528474]

>>49528238
Do you think about loose capital controls when currencies weaken? This argument only comes up when it's convenient, then suddenly the strength of the currency needs to be discarded and you need to adjust for capital flows. Did you adjust for capital flows when those currencies were weakening? Just a convenient excuse

[Anonymous No.49528660]

[Anonymous No.49528768]

>>49528464
good trip? thats good. hows life anon?

>>49528474
what the fuck are you on about anon? if capital controls were removed these currencies would tank. thats a fact.

[Anonymous No.49528786]

>>49525739
I 100% unironically didn't realize Ukraine was so small before I saw this picture. I imagined it was much bigger. This is a perfect example of the difference between what Americans and Europeans think constitutes a large land mass.

[Anonymous No.49528817]

how do you take a break from the market? i stopped playing vidya and started to focus on the market.
now im obssessed so i cant stop really. its great weather outside and here i am sitting reading books about investing at home. vidya i stopped almost completely too.

today one of my acquitances is having a bday maybe and another friend is at a park where there is a dj playing something.
im worried i will not go to either and sit home at looking charts and readin which i will enjoy but

send help

[Anonymous No.49528842]

>>49528768
it was canna so not much of a trip really. i was drinkin too so it was muddyish but the day after is always the best feeling. like a very mild high or something lingering all day.


here is my life problem >>49528817

[Anonymous No.49528862]

>>49528786
i think population density matters too. look at the size of russias landmass.

[Anonymous No.49528897]

>>49524545
So they can join the Dow.

[Anonymous No.49528945]

>>49525739
Lord almighty America really has nonneed for Europe. Ukraine doesn't even cover half the Land America uses to farm on. Europoors come on now are you serious!

[Anonymous No.49529011]

>>49525739
>when you have so much farmland you grow more food for animals then people
Man fuck Ukraine and fuck Europe. No wonder the founding fathers called you all a bunch of stupid poorfags.

[Anonymous No.49529017]

WHO ELSE LOADING UP THE JUNE 15th PUTS??? FREE MONEY HERE I COME

[Anonymous No.49529022]

>>49529011
Forgot image.

[Anonymous No.49529054]

>49528945
>49529011
>49529022
I hope this is the dumbest poster I encounter here today.
Fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.49529097]

>>49526456
>t. loses to Vietnam after a 9 year long war

[Anonymous No.49529108]

>>49529054
same

[Anonymous No.49529202]

Bros.. I'm starting to think I'm not going to make it. I only make 2200 a month but I invest 800 of that 400 into dividend stock and 400 into 401k with 10% employer match.
I just don't think it's going to be enough. I'll probably lose my stock and 401k in a crash like the boomers before.
I'm worried bros.

[Anonymous No.49529224]

>>49529054
If you were smart you wouldn't be posting on smg.

[mccairndojo com No.49529251]

>>49526180
They pop pills anyways, its normalized and it is safe and effective!

[Anonymous No.49529353]

>>49529251
that webm is gold

[Anonymous No.49529388]

>>49529251
>>49529353
I would.

[Anonymous No.49529571]

fuck I should not have bought SPY afterhours
we are going to open -1 to -2%..
greedy to try and buy the dip on the friday, I should have waited..

[Anonymous No.49529576]

The only thing that sucked about yesterday was the fact I didn't have any spare green to strike with.. (doesn't get paid till the 15th)

[Anonymous No.49529606]

>>49529571
Just buy more when/if/when it dips lower.

[Anonymous No.49529616]

>>49525439
Yes

[Anonymous No.49529620]

>>49529388
Get out of the hospital at all costs? Me too.

[Anonymous No.49529667]

Maybe I should get into option trading this late into the game case I know with my luck the moment I try buying puts the market will enter another bull market which is what I want.

[Anonymous No.49529678]

>>49529251
Least the nurse is hot looking..

[Anonymous No.49529691]

>>49529571
no way, it's gonna open green for sure

[Anonymous No.49529694]

smg nerds waiting for the weekend to end
>>>/wsg/4557910

[Anonymous No.49530011]

niggers

[Anonymous No.49530062]

>>49525063
>Not a fucking chance in the dark
the only thing not going down is the number of dicks you can simultaneously swallow

[Anonymous No.49530136]

>>49525063
Very humorous of you.

[Anonymous No.49530267]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49530268]

[Anonymous No.49530335]

https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4
<3

[Anonymous No.49530397]

>>49525019
>thats a man
says the turbokike

[Anonymous No.49530429]

>>49530397
the bulge on this lad

[Anonymous No.49530433]

ive decided to go outside today to step away from the market zone briefly.

[Anonymous No.49530437]

BUDDY LOOK AT ETHERIUM DISTRIBUTED COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49530442]

>>49524474
Given the ammount of literal Boomers posting Great Depression life advice (lol like they know) on Facebook, very fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.49530444]

>>49530429
I guess with a micropeen everything looks like a bulge comparatively

[Anonymous No.49530458]

*Sluuuuurp*
Yep, thats some blood in the street

[Anonymous No.49530523]

>>49530458
why does this look so weird to me, an old jew partaking in goy slop...makes no sense

[Anonymous No.49530538]

>>49530523
he gets the onion free versions because he owns the company

[Anonymous No.49530555]

>>49524679
never underestimate the retardation of the green transition.

[Anonymous No.49530660]

>>49530555
I identify as a fish.
Pronouns: bloop/bloop

[Anonymous No.49530676]

>>49526975
where can i learn this fighting style?

[Anonymous No.49530684]

64 year old boomer here. I sold all my investments back in January and went net short. Currently up 70% YTD. I might actually hit 10 million net worth. AMA.

[Anonymous No.49530703]

>>49530684
Do you have any hot single daughters?

[Anonymous No.49530720]

>>49530684
post Hawaiian shirt

[Anonymous No.49530725]

jk
here's your new thread senpai
>>49530721

[Anonymous No.49531264]

>>49530684
post folio

[Anonymous No.49532211]

>>49530442
>(lol like they know)
Their parents knew! I am sure they heard the stories.

[Anonymous No.49532264]

>>49530703
You would take his gay son, and you know it.