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TGIF edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>> No.49521180

Why did Redbox (ticker: RDBX) go up 40% today?

>> No.49521215

>>49521180
Who cares? Did that trip faggot that had TSLA puts show his account today?

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I am attracted to women but find vaginas to be utterly morbid and disgusting.
What kind of stock should I invest in?
>I already have SIGA, something else

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Well the good news is that today was a great buying opportunity for long term investments.

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>that one stock that is sexy as fuck and you have to try your hardest not to buy
What's her name /smg/?

>> No.49521243

>>49521180
Illuminati.

>> No.49521244
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/smg/ Pacific Northwest Campout
In or Out

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>>49521215
>who cares
Me because I'm trying to look at unusual option flow and determine the direction of it for next Friday.
Given that someone wrote deep ITM calls, I expect some kind of disgusting crash on it.

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So /smg/bros, how's it going?

I'd say this market is out to get me. Feels like I've been throwing tons of money buying the dip for a year and it's still fucking me over.

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>>49521215
Bro, I have tsla calls now.

I wish I had tsla puts earlier.

I hope tsla bounces Monday otherwise I'm fucked. The split news was some random lucky shit.

Idk why I bought these I was mad about not making any money today. Everyone is so bearish now expecting it to be blood red. And it will but first they will bring it back up to drop it down.

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>>49521218
COCO
You can use coconut oil for anal sex.

>> No.49521272

the feeling has grown that the Fed no longer has control and that the only way that inflation gets rug pulled is when everyone, and they mean EVERYONE, no longer has any sort of buying power left as prices keep going up.

what does this tell you?

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>>49521215
Yes, he did. He was +over 100k and i'm + over 20k.

>> No.49521277

>>49521248
>I'd say this market is out to get me. Feels like I've been throwing tons of money buying the dip for a year and it's still fucking me over.
Anything you buy until October will continue to lose money at the earliest. It could continue until the end of next summer too, based on inflation and food prices.
That said, DCA is not a bad strategy as long as you're buying robust companies. I've been loading up on UUUU on dips and writing calls on the upswings.

>> No.49521291

>>49521272
Bottom is in

>> No.49521305

Sure glad I retired in 2021. Can’t wait to be sucking dicks for income after this market crashes. Already down 1.5 mil.

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https://techxplore.com/news/2022-06-foods-shoppers-sue-amazon-free.html
Bearish for amazon next week.

>> No.49521308

>>49521272
Bigly green Monday.

Then bigly red

>> No.49521325

>>49521218
>I am attracted to women but find vaginas to be utterly morbid and disgusting.
I’d say that’s the norm among white people.

>> No.49521328

>>49521218
You just gotta find the right qt for you, someone whose cuteness overwhelmes your monkey brain and causes your horny levels to overcome the weirdness and smells of the vagoo.

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I'm sorry bros but it's literally over
Repent your sins and buy puts

>> No.49521348

>>49521244
get raped by some fat freak in a blue eyes wide shut mask? no thanks

>> No.49521349

>>49521272
Bullish for starvation riots.

>> No.49521351
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>You will never live in a bartering small homogeneous community in which you exchange the fruit of your labour directly for physical goods without jews taking a cut from the trade

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FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR *checks notes* THEIR FUCKING INTERVIEWING!!!

>> No.49521357

>>49521218
>last girlfriend's vagina super wet and had no taste at all
>sometimes would get overtaken and rub my entire face in it

>> No.49521387

What the fuck happened today?

>> No.49521390

>>49521354
not gonna read that, but participating in interviews suck. Hard to contain the sperg for 3 rounds.

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>>49521351
not with that attitude

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>>49521218
Just get super horny and you will be slurping that disgusting axe wound. You first have to find an attractive girl that wants to touch your pp, so good luck. Sounds like you need SOXL you closeted homosexal

>> No.49521411

>>49521390
job seeker rejects job because too many whites, gets massive upvotes

>> No.49521417

>>49521354
>>49521390
>They didn't see evidence that they would be resourced and supported to really do the work that is important to them

So in other words:
>You didn't give me the gibs to do the work that I want to do, regardless of how it would benefit the company or fit within my defined role

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>>49521351
you will if you can withstand whats coming.
so many faggots responding to shitty posts that they won't see the signs

>> No.49521439

>>49521171
whats the best broker for aussies? I'm poor and this is my only way out. I have all the time in the world. Help me bros

>> No.49521445

Normally the Fed would be in control because the money supply was in the hands of banks and corporations. When they raised rates, it actually had the effect of taking money out of the economy.

It's a whole new kind of fucked we're in right now. The money supply is in the hands of consumers. Many eliminated their credit card debts and mortgages during the pandemic. Raising rates won't do jack shit to these people. We could see a 100bp increase and it wouldn't do jack shit to the money supply.

As long as Mile O'Smiles can go to Jack Mehov's and get himself a burger for more money than he had to pay last week, inflation will increase. The worst part is that no one knows how much money miles has before he can't buy that burger. When he can't buy that burger, he won't be buying anything else either.

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I can't seem to get a job anons! At this rate my only options left are retail and fast food. Call centers? They don't want me in all likelihood in many cases I suspect. So much for all the experience I've gathered. Pfft what a waste this college degree was. To make it worse I keep missing all these easy money making opportunities had I just done it I'd have 2x'd my money and wiped away my losses. Why am I like this!? When I finally have courage and take the leap I inevitably lose. Why!? This just keeps happening.
>Finally get the courage to make a bullish bet, elevator plummets through the ground straight to the center of the Earth.
>Finally get the courage to make a bearish bet, elevator blasts through the ceilng like the Willy Wonka movie elevator

>> No.49521448

>>49521411
oh, well I wish them as many upvotes as necessary to keep them out of job market

>> No.49521453

do i invest now? is the crash still yet to come?
how much into etf how much into meme stock
sorry if you regular and get this quesiton every other thread but answer it again pls

>> No.49521477

>>49521448
>thinking pink-haired hr roasties don't seek these applicants out so they can play their white savior fantasies

my linkedin is full of this shit :(

>> No.49521480

>>49521348
It wasn't that bad

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>>49521351
I go to burning man every year? Shits awesome.

>> No.49521518

>>49521241
Why is there an asian girl with a white guy?

>> No.49521536

>>49521351
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk — Middle-Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted among the very wise. In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Hobbits' only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales, and the smoking of pipe-weed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet, and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow. But today, of all days, it is brought home to me: it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.

>> No.49521541

>>49521171
still all cash, how many more months of straight red do i gotta wait? id be willing to get in to the dow around 22-23k

>> No.49521563

>>49521541
however long the commies have control.

>> No.49521570

First shorted Tesla with triple leverage from 740 to 698 and then I bought 1.8 Tesla shares at the average of 695.81 dollars. Am I winning lads?

>> No.49521571

>>49521248
I'm...I'm absolutely destroyed. Whatever I do no matter how good my theory is, moves the opposite the moment I have courage to bet the way it should go. The moment I back off or within a few weeks it moves just as I predicted. I no longer have the courage that made me a 2x in 2020-2021 where I held my options through a near 40% loss before it doubled the money I had originally.

I'm defeated. I guess the wage cage is it for me, a lowly wage cage perhaps in a store or fast food restaurant. I've lost so much, this isn't fun. I've hated the stock market for a long time, I just want to get rich, retire, and never worry about this scam or that jerk Jerome "there's no inflation" Powell saying everything is okay. If I was rich inflation wouldn't matter. I'd be so diversified this country could collapse and I'd still be rich.

>> No.49521572

>>49521453
>do i invest now?
The best time to invest is always yesterday. It just depends on what you invested in. For this year it was oil/natural gas. Last year it was FAGMAN.
>is the crash still yet to come?
One day the last man on earth will perish and the sun will turn black. When that day comes money will be totally worthless. So in short, yes but will you live to see that day?
>how much into etf how much into meme stock
Put everything into etfs and ignore meme stocks. If you don't know how to swing trade cryptos, you'll just lose money on memes and you'll be cooked alive by day trading zoomers that live in a brand new economy totally alien to our own.
>sorry if you regular and get this quesiton every other thread but answer it again pls
rtfm the links at the top.

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>>49521541
I jumped in QQQ today. I just feel like it’s a coin flip if it goes up 20% or down 20% from here.

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>I'm still stuck bag holding my UUUU calls

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>>49521453
Don't buy anything right now if you are wanting to Long stocks.

Spy will test 350ish level at least first maybe even lower at some I point this year.

But they won't let people easily know this.

Now most people are bearish, everywhere I look, here, wsb, on discords. They want to load up on puts first thing Monday for the way down. Do you think MM is going to let everyone become rich that easily? After this many red days? No, they will run it up to hit people stop loses like last Thursday and get people to buy back in, then they will drop it even harder.

Here is a bullish long case, it's bearish short term. Don't know if this graph is going to work out but the other graphs I see are even more bearish.

>> No.49521641

>>49521615
Hot jewish girls are BBC only

>> No.49521645

>>49521354
> gets to ascend to white safety
> turns it down
I'd love to be surrounded by whites again.

>> No.49521657

>>49521453
>>49521572
Buddy’s right about everything except maybe meme stocks. You got to have a bit of fun, but know it’s entertainment and not a smart move. Still, 10% is a small price to dream.

>> No.49521660

>>49521180
I wrote about it as the other thread died: >>49521576

I'm not a trader, just amused/interested in the meme stock phenomenon, and I'm not 100% sure I understand, but it sure looks like it's based on a rumor that the lemurs can pull off a legendary meme stock short squeeze because the 17 million $11.50 warrants (basically call options) are not exercisable, and therefore won't help the 4.5 million shorted shares.

>> No.49521663

>>49521180
Because it's a scam.

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I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I regret to announce this is the end. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

>> No.49521677

>>49521390
I had an interview recently where the woman lied through her teeth going and on about how they always do second interviews to get to know people. She doesn't realize I got info that I was rejected and they needed someone else. It's a crummy office job paying probably the same as McDonalds...yeah. The worst part is they give off that fake "we love our jobs attitude, what's wrong with you for wanting this solely for the money! Don't question us if we obviously reveal we actually hate it, now smile for the camera!"

I'm so tired anons. I'm getting to that point of making a high stakes gamble on the stock market that will either set it in stone that I'm gonna be a wage slave into old age or free from EVER having to wage or deal with people like this.

>> No.49521684

>>49521241
Is that guy white or is he a korean who had plastic surgery to look whiter? That girl is fine as shit that kind of "she'll be a chubby dragon woman in 20 years but got a fat little asian butt right now" look is the best.

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>>49521640
>But they won't let people easily know this.

>> No.49521697

>>49521257
This is funny because I'm expecting a scam pump on monday to rugpull people who shorted today and got out of my positions. Bird in the hand is better than getting raped by a bird and all that.

>> No.49521710

>>49521660
Why arent they exercisable?

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If inflation is high, is it a financially prudent decision to blow $2.5k on a new television and furniture? I guess I'm supposed to reduce my cash holdings, right?

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>>49521696
Lol I meant they won't let people get rich. Everyone is bearish as fucn.

They will run it up Monday to inflict pain on the bears and hit sl on puts.

Like >>49521697
Says.

Just like last thursday

>> No.49521748

>>49521677
learn to code my dude.

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>>49521684
I just don’t find that face attractive. It sucks becuase I’ve found Korean women to be awesome and fun.

>> No.49521755

>>49521731
Prices of useless junk can go down while prices of housing, food and energy go up.

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>>49521697
We are for sure pumping Monday, hedges need retail to give them exit liquidity before the GDPNow data and fed meeting on weds.
I grabbed oil calls because I don't feel comfortable taking the bet on tech.

>> No.49521776

>>49521750
not gonna lie, i prefer the left for some reason

>> No.49521777

>>49521677
Don't learn to code, it's like that but 100x worse.

>> No.49521797

>>49521731
The opposite anon. When times get tough luxury items lose their value to make way for necessities. Buy necessities.

>> No.49521802

>>49521776
i can name 2 reasons

>> No.49521808

>>49521731
Yes, because of suboptimal return on savings a rational individual will maximize utility by increasing spending while keeping in mind the diminishing returns to scale on utility.

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>>49521696
Bro if you saw how the liquidity levels on nvda last week after they forced it to runup and then held it there for Friday's drop, you would know MMs are real.

Look at these buy and sell walls. They held it here the 2nd just to drop if the next day

>> No.49521833

can someone tell me why TQQQ's shit is so fucked up?

>> No.49521841

>>49521710
Near as I can tell, the millions of Redbox warrants *are* exercisable, but the dumbasses buying up RDBX think they aren't because the SEC filings are confusing and they're dumbasses.

>> No.49521848

>>49521750
I'm intimidated because I know I wouldn't be able to hold eye contact.

>> No.49521852

>>49521731
Debt maxing would be prudent if you knew inflation was going to be higher later. That said it's never a good idea to deficit spend on depreciating assets (TV, Car, Furniture, etc.) If you want to reduce your cash holdings buy something investment grade. If you have no money in the market, you could make a killing in stocks right now because there are some seriously valuable blue chip companies trading for a fraction of what their fair value is.

>> No.49521878

>>49521829
On individual stocks, absolutely. On the 39 trillion market-cap of the sp500, no fucking way.

>> No.49521884

>>49521852
Can you rattle off a few $Examples?

>> No.49521901
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>>49521833
couple reasons

1. it doesnt hold any energy, shipping, or consumer staples companies, basically everything that is doing well
2. Some of the tech companies it does hold are doing ok, but alot of them are just fuck-my-shit-up bad.
3. TQQQ never had a lum figure to guide it

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Roboanon, what the FUCK is this?

>> No.49521921

>>49521878
Well spy will pump Monday slightly because most of the stocks they will do this to make up spy.

Nvda is 500b mcap or was.

>> No.49521927

>>49521750
Naw her fat little moonface is great.

>> No.49521934

>>49521833
Multipliers on decreasing percentages are more powerful than mulitpliers on increasing percentages.

100 + 10% then -10% = $99
but
100 + 30% then -30% = $91

This is called volatility decay and it's the reason why brokers don't want retail investors to be able to buy LETFs.

>>49521884
No. I'm not going to let me blue chips get head-hunted by bots that scan SMG.

>> No.49521944

>>49521841
I see. But also see >>49521245
Based on today's options flow, some 60,000 calls were opened against RDBX for next friday. This means people selling the calls are bearish and believe the stock will not hit that price. Because of the wide range of prices, I believe it is speculators/people with inside knowledge (if someone was trying to unload their position, they'd buy puts, or sell calls at a much higher strike price). Because retail is being retarded and blindly optimistic, I believe they are buying these calls for another stupid moonshot.
Personally, I wouldn't bet against institutions. The game is so ridiculously rigged against retail it's not even funny. Seriously, who would open 12500 contracts against a 4c strike price, unless they expected it to tank? AND LOOK AT THE PRICE THEY GOT FOR IT. They got $925 per contract.
Anyways, it's the weekend, so it's too late to get a position until Monday, but I will observe it, and if there is more bearish pressure on it, I will probably buy a put during power hour, regardless of what the price moves to (if it's like $200 or less)

>> No.49521949

>>49521750
>right
Face.
>left
Tits.

>> No.49521950

>>49521171
I keep buying more NET

Am I completely delusional? There's no reason for it to keep sliding outside of tech in general eating a dick right?

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>>49521901
I bought 600k of QQQ today. I just feel with a p/e of 20, it’s not too overpriced. Also if it drops another 25% I’ll just buy the TQQQ with everything I got.

>> No.49522008

>>49521852
>depreciating
My car is worth double what it was in 2019.

>> No.49522014

>>49521974
just a thought, but maybe just switch to 200K TQQQ and keep the rest in cash.

>> No.49522025

>>49522008
That's just an artifact of the current state of the economy, very specific to used cars and nothing else.

>> No.49522034

>>49521829
I thought this shit was illegal.

>> No.49522038

>>49522008
Your car isn't worth double, the dollar is just worth half as much. There is a difference.

>> No.49522066

>>49521244
Hey, try >>>/k/ or >>>/out/

>> No.49522067

>>49522034
Crime is illegal. Good thing that niggers don't commit crimes.
Point is, you should embrace it, factor it into the market conditions, and play it as if it is going to happen, because if it comes down to screwing retail, it's going to happen.

>> No.49522071

>>49522014
Get a load of mr big brain over here.
Hmmm, Excellent point.

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>>49521974
here bumbum
also oil

>> No.49522079

I have 20k TQQQ will I be alright?

>> No.49522088

>>49522034
I think rapidly putting up the walls then putting them down is illegal.

I think just putting them up and leaving them isn't. And they for sure manipulate the fuck out of the market.

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>>49521536
>>49521674

>> No.49522094

>>49522038
>>49522025
Hey man it makes me feel POWERFUL. Also the components, such as the gold, are worth something.

>> No.49522104

fun fact:

when watching catching fire, i had an mk ultra moment

can you decipher this scene? i did, and it's part of my trading thesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19juIeXSFE

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>>49521950
I'm also a NET chad, if the jews wanna keep dumping it I'll just sell another put and another and another. I've set aside the cash to go down with the ship. I'm doing weeklies to try to get a higher ROC.
I don't really see any other tech stock in that price range that's as high quality with good options premium.

>> No.49522133

>>49522066
Hey, try >>>/fag/ or >>>/got/
I said /smg/

>> No.49522139

>>49522074
lmao this woman seems retarded to me, if my girl did shit like that i would have smashed her face in

>> No.49522142

>>49521974
>>49522074
Le far apart boobies silly funny face.
>peepeepoopoogangnamstyle
That is a really based name though.

>> No.49522146

>>49522133
I would prefer to avoid meeting you in-person.

>> No.49522152

uranium outpreformed today, its finally our time isn't it?

>> No.49522164

>>49522152
Id invest if I could find a profitable company. Why is uranium such a money pit?

>> No.49522165

>>49522146
Stay out of my territory

>> No.49522170

>>49521944
You have my curiosity, keep us posted. This thing might be going to zero next week.

>> No.49522186

>>49521950
>>49522114
I missed out on NET way back when it was in the 15s. I knew in my industry it would be big given the time.
however, how much value does 'cutting edge internet' bring when there are foot and gas shortages? who knows. new world.

>> No.49522217

500 up on monday, 100 up on tuesday. Wednesday opens red, scampumps to green, then violent end of day selloff turning into bloody thursday and the friday night massacre.

>> No.49522219

>>49522074
BUILT

>> No.49522222

>>49521944
>Because retail is being retarded and blindly optimistic, I believe they are buying these calls for another stupid moonshot.
Yeah, because they see the 4.5 million share short interest and they don't believe the 17 million share warrants at $11.50 can be exercised.

There's no way it should be over $11.50 on the strength of short squeeze potential. I would 100% have sold at $11.49 (but then, I wouldn't have got in it, aiming for a short squeeze is crazy risky). Sweet deal if you can get in at $2-$3 and squeeze the short sellers for the $11.50 exercise price of the warrants they probably bought as a hedge for $0.10 when they shorted.

The big question is just how kooky people are going to be about this, because the market is fully capable of ignoring fundamentals and bidding a stock up for no reason as high as it feels like. People push it up on the basis of a dumb idea, then other people jump into the musical chairs gambling game of seeing who gets left holding the bag. Myself, I just stay out, because it's a gambling game, but I'm going to have a hard time looking away from the train wreck.

>> No.49522238

>27
>realized 100% of my 401K contributions were going into a 2060 target date fund
>updated it to be 80% TDF and 20% FXAIX
D-did I do good? What should my allocations look like?

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bobo gonna pay

>> No.49522262

>>49522247
GIB MILKIE

>> No.49522268

>>49522247
I hate my iPad so fucking much. Fucking webm’s!

>> No.49522273

>>49522238
You need to be careful about funds that buy bonds, they do so automatically and will buy shit with negative interest rates.

>> No.49522281

>>49522247
how much NVDA would a princess like her own lads?

>> No.49522303

>>49522247
God damn Im trying to jerk it less but the universe keeps trying me

>> No.49522312

>>49522281
Pretty sure she only accepts BBC's

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>>49522238
401k is for 100% VTSAX.
Bonds are the devil.
International is uninvestable chink shit.
>mfw my 401k says "now that you're in your 30s it's time to consider diversifying into some bonds"

>> No.49522323

>>49521750
Left is better in every way, mongoloids.

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>>49522222
>>49522170
Well also look at picrel, the MA crossovers look like they're doing the same thing. Based entirely on my intuition, I feel the rugpull with happen either Thursday midday or some time Friday. This gives them more time to have retail funnel money into it, and they'll probably hype it up over the weekend.
Also look at the size of those green candles, ridiculous.

>>49522238
>Choosing a 2060 target fund
>Not just choosing a 2025 fund so you retire 35 years soon
NGMI

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>>49522262
>>49522268
>>49522281
shes 100% allocated to a conservative portfolio of 50NRGU and 50BOIL
>>49522303
test boost for the bull bros

>> No.49522352

>>49521171
What are your guys top smallcap picks?
Mine is: Verde Agritech (ticker: NPK.TO / AMHPF)
>NPV of 8-30B depending of the Potash price
>Currently trading at <400M
>Production in 20x in 4 years.
>Stock is already trading at a low forward P/E of <10. At 2025 earnings we are trading at 0.5 P/E.

>> No.49522371

>>49522350
>>49522312
ah well fuck her then

>> No.49522393

>>49522323
Based on the picture, left is a genuine unicorn 10, right is a solid 8, but pictures can lie.

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Keep it simple, puts on GE.

>> No.49522419

>>49522352
Ero copper. Look at the pe and revenue growth for a green commodity.

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>>49521277
>loading up on UUUU on dips
Might do the same on Monday.

>> No.49522441

>>49522352
Speaking of smallcaps, is there a handy guide for OTC/BB symbols?
For example, I realized that ABCDW probably indicates a warrant

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>>49522352
its funny you should ask

>> No.49522470

I bought 24k of AGNC on thursday. pretty sure I crashed the market. sorry guys

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DO NOT OPEN THE MARKET THIS IS A WARNING YOU CHUDS

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>>49522511
Ok!

>> No.49522529

>>49521453
Dollar cost average retard. About once a month put in ~5-10% of your cash on hand. End of the year buy the furthest call options you can ATM. This is going to a slow recovery because Biden's handlers are trying to implement green policy and won't relent battering the economy until we're all paupers or they're voted out.

>> No.49522542

You guys are just joking when you blame all of this on Biden right? LGB is fun but I can't help but think you guys actually think the POTUS sets fiscal policy lol. Not MY /smg/, right?

>> No.49522548

>>49522350
that's a 6/10 in Texas

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>>49522511
Speaking of opening the market, how do you think Russian stocks will start trading again? So many cheapies unavailable to buy.

>> No.49522568

>>49521171
Okay but why did it crash today though?

>> No.49522570

>>49522542
I meant monetary policy, but it still stands.

>> No.49522572

>>49522542
you don't get a 5% approval rating without being a complete and absolute fuck up

FJB

>> No.49522573

>>49522463
tell me. by the way it is strange how $1.8B is considered "micro cap".

>>49522441
No idea besides Y/F mening ADRs

>>49522419
Interesting multiples. I will try doing my DD.

>> No.49522577

>>49522568
if you dont know, you havent been paying attention.

>> No.49522594

>>49522577
Yes. That is why I asked.

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>>49521171
based

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>>49522542
Rent free living for Biden and Trannys. You can tell who’s poor and who’s rich here.

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>>49522568
cpi showed inflation was still high

>> No.49522618

>>49522441
There are like 10 different naming schemes for warrants. Warrants are also not specific to otc.

>> No.49522628

>>49522594
ill give you the answer whatver you reply but I do want to know first if you voted for trump or if you voted for biden
ill go first so no pressure
>trump

>> No.49522641

>>49522602
Savings accounts were reclassified as liquid enough to be M1, which is why it did that big spike up.
The covid gibs helped push it up too obviously, but just so you know.

>> No.49522649

>>49522568
Inflation was 8.6% instead of 8.3%. Beside the obvious overshoot, the problem is that the rate increases are tied to estimates, not to inflation level itself. If estimates miss, it means more rate increases, or harsher increases, are guaranteed because shit's not controlled.

>> No.49522655

>>49522551
pretty sure russia is off limits to the west for decades

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>Poopies

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>>49521934
>This is called volatility decay and it's the reason why brokers don't want retail investors to be able to buy LETFs.
Brokers don't care. Government/SEC occasionally winge about it because they don't want phone calls from angry people who lost all their money. The solution is just to advertise exactly how the etfs work as explicitly as possible. They even go so far as to say they're aren't intended for overnight holds. lmao.

>> No.49522677

So what happened yesterday? I bought at 102.1 thinking I was smart because I noticed the price would bounce back everytime it hit 102.1 and today I woke up to 98.20

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>>49522542
>>49522602
kek. they still don't know.

>> No.49522713

>>49522677
you voted for niggers and trannies instead of white people and the moon. congratulations. seethe.

>> No.49522719

>>49522602
Idk, I thought this place was smarter but ever since someone asked what the black schoels model was in relation to options this morning I kinda realized there are 99% LARPers here

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>Pre-futures

>> No.49522734

>>49521934
>This is called volatility decay
No, it is called compounding. Volatility decay is the non-existent effect on the price that invariably sends it down to 0 according to inbreds.

>> No.49522742

>>49522719
>99% LARPers here
that is the first rule of /smg/
>#2 is 99% have 4 digit accounts
dont listen to anybody who can't show you their position.

>> No.49522746

>>49522713
I live in Singapore dude.

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>>49522675
Yeah and Q tips say they aren't for cleaning your ears, but its all I use them for. The customer is always right.

>> No.49522753

>>49522655
I wonder how that will work for my Russian assets. Will I never be able to collect.

>> No.49522762

>>49522746
well then you should be hyper-aware that america voted for niggers and trannies in stead of space travel.

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>>49522742
>tfw 3 figures

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>>49522074
human flesh, that is all there is to this blood bag.

>> No.49522797

>>49522331
I appreciate you taking the time to figure this out, anon. I might pick up an otm put on Monday just for shits and gigs.

>> No.49522814

>>49522746
How is it. I got 1.2 mil and wondering if I can afford to retire to Malaysia. I know it’s a different country but you must visit?

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>>49522790
thats the point, drink up

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btw faggot niggers. this is your final warning. this is just one of my positions.
>>49522768
>>49522742

>> No.49522864

>>49521305
Post bobs and vagene you retired milf

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>>49522864

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>>49522856
>>49522742
>you could have just listened

>> No.49522897

>>49522814
Singapore is completely different from msia in terms of cost of living. However, msia has a pretty corrupt government who favours the muslim/malay majority. My canadian aunt who migrated from malaysia is thinking of moving back to retire in malaysia.

>> No.49522913

I went to the store and got about a months worth of non-perishables for meals. It’s not a ton, and I’ll keep stacking, but I figure as long as I have enough to outlast 90% of the population that will tide me over until military rations are enacted

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>>49521615
I'm just going to venture a guess that you weren't in the stock market in 2000 or 2008 and that you have no clue what kind of train is bearing down on you.

>> No.49522930

>>49522913
>military rations
>enacted
lol
lmao
Good luck with the raiders bro.

>> No.49522939

>>49522897
As a white Canadian could I live comfortably off 40k usd a year there. Are the women fuckable or all wearing burkas?

>> No.49522942

>>49522930
fuck the raiders. what a shit org.

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if bond yields go up, we heemed

>> No.49522975

>>49522939
>singapore
>burkas
what dimension are you from?

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>>49522797
>>49522573
>No idea besides Y/F mening ADRs
Noticed that on my HCMLY position. Not sure of the difference. Oh well, I'll DYOR

>>49522797
I updated my spreadsheet a little bit. Today alone saw over $45m change hands from options being written
Something else that caught my eye: look at the 4c/5c at 161 DTE. That's deep ITM and a really safe position to have. What's also interesting is the 12c at 224 DTE. My interpretation here is that they might be trying to double dip on the meme; buy a deep ITM call at 4-5$ and wait from November until end of January for the price to close at like, $11.87. You get to exercise your contract at 2.5x your money, goyim who bought the $12 shares gets nothing, then you tank the price.

Of course that's all subject to interpretation, but given the context and data, that's the conclusion I reached.

>> No.49522981

>>49522920
Correct. But do you really think a 20/pe market with labour shortages are going to be the same as some of the worst dips history? The 2000 comparison is just way off, and 2008 seems unlikely, though at least that ones somewhat possible.

>> No.49522988

>>49522930
If 75% of the population dies off like the deagle report says, then there will be enough food to go around. If electricity went out in a major city, 99% of the residents would be dead within a month. I just need guns and ammo, food, and water to last like 3 months tops

>> No.49522994

>>49522981
The market is 20p/e with profit margins nearly x4 the historic average

>> No.49523028

>>49522393
Say it ain’t so!!!

>> No.49523032

>>49522920
I know man, like over half the people on here think we’re on the cusp of another bull run or something. So much pain is ahead, I hope we get out ok

>> No.49523039

>>49522988
costco just had a sale on cheerios and vienna sasas. I scooped some war rations.

>> No.49523053

>>49522978
>You get to exercise your contract at 2.5x your money, goyim who bought the $12 shares gets nothing, then you tank the price.
Fucking brutal, but Reddit had it coming for being so greedy with all their other sqozzle bs. They underestimate what happens when you separate the jew from his money.

>> No.49523062

>>49522939
Well lunch would cost you around 12RM which is around 3USD? Property isnt that bad too. About the women, I can only base off what I see from amateur malay videos and they are rather kinky. Like they shave and stuff. Even my singaporean wife is lazy to shave.

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>>49523032
>>49522994
You might be right, but there’s so many permadoomers who have been calling for a depression since 2010 it’s hard to take the bears seriously.

>> No.49523081

>>49523062
Nice

>> No.49523092

>>49523066
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.

>> No.49523100

>>49523066

>> No.49523117

>>49523066
Yes there has been, but the thesis now lines up. I’m guilty myself of shorting the market on the way up, but I haven’t done it again until now. Inflation is something that has been MIA since 2008, this is historic levels of inflation, which is why this time is different than any other scare in the past 14 years.

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bros, as a younger guy this economy really scares me. I got my first big job right out of college about two years ago, and I've been living with my family while I work from home and save money for my first house. I have about 75k saved now and 60k of it is out of the market.

but fuck man everything is so scary now. prices of fucking everything are skyrocketing. food is getting insane, gas cars, everything, I look at a $300,000 house I want to buy and see it was like 190k just 4 years ago and I missed out.

is this shit ever going to go back to normal? did prices crash back down in 2008? I just want a fucking house without being a debt goyim for the rest of my whole life.

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>>49521237
um sir the best bleach girl is missing from your image

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All my money is gone. You win biden.

>> No.49523180

>>49523092
Awesome response, disagree with the sentiment but still it’s witty.

>>49523117
True, bears are definitely driving now. I just looked up the stock market from 72 to 82. I never knew it was that brutal, wtf.

>> No.49523194

told you to buy BOIL
why didnt you listen?
why you keep throwing money at tech stocks?

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>>49523092
>>49523180

>> No.49523230

>>49523122
Dont play with leverage. Dont get inverse or levered etfs. DCA down slowly every week or month, and write out covered calls for income as the prices bleed out. Expect shit to drop 20-40% after you buy it until the bottom
Long commoditied and energy and be patient. Itll probably take 1-2 years.
Spread out your savings so it would take 60 months to spend it all, then reasses every 3 or 4 months

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>>49523122
No, it’s gg faggot. Invest in knee pads, but you seem the sort who wants to enter 36 chambers of /pol. 1st chamber is to be able to suck dick for 2 weeks straight.

>> No.49523239

>>49523122
relax nigga, economic downturns and problems happen all the time. keep investing, work, get a raise, get a better job, and in a few years this will be past us

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>>49523066
We're already in bear market territory with NASDAQ down over almost 30% from the start of the year. Inflation keeps getting worse, the supply chain is still fucked, consumer spending is down, companies are starting to rescind job offers and do layoffs. The housing market isn't just cooling, its falling off a cliff.
This isn't like people in 2012 being afraid of a return to the 2008-2010 recession without any data to support the fear, we have the data.
There is no question we are heading for a recession the question is how long will it be, and how fast will we spiral down.

>> No.49523249

>>49523230
reddit-tier advice

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>>49523066
>>49523180
go the fuck back

>> No.49523263

>>49523210
Mexicans love that movie.

>> No.49523272

>>49523247
the faster we drop, the more likely we will have a massive v shaped recovery, brought on by the market betting biden either gets thrown out of office or not re elected and then betting on trump getting elected to bring the recovery about

>> No.49523273

>>49521572
>>49522529
ok, i'm gonna do ETFS, and DCA
but how should i diversify

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>>49523263
it was made by one of the most based of them all.

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>>49523066
But this time is different. They are actually killing us. Not only that, but they are coming for the children. Release the kraken!!!! Libturds will pay!!!!! How dare you!!!! Do you know what you have summoned!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49523294

>>49522186
I mean, it's basically the only real competitor for AWS and literally everything uses the cloud these days. Like I work for a security cam company and our entire cloud system runs off AWS. There are so many more use cases than basic bitch internet. Shits wild. I don't see it going anywhere any time soon

>> No.49523298

>>49523122
Why not just accept that you'll be living with your family for a while? There's nothing wrong with that. Moving out and living separate from your family is a boomer meme that has no place in the current environment. Be grateful if you have a family that loves you, don't think you need something more than that right now.

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>>49523180
You’re actually doing your homework, I’m impressed. Yes markets did awful during high periods of inflation in the 70’s, pic related they hit valuation levels on par with the Great Depression. Imagine being the boomers and getting to buy the bottom of that. Other periods of inflation markets have done badly too. Markets do well during the leverage phase of the cycle, borrowing money is extremely bullish, printing money to pay back that debt is extremely bearish.

>> No.49523320

>>49523294
>competitor to AWS.
no it isnt lol. aws does a lot more than cloudflare. they may have similar crossovers but no man they do not compete at all.
thats like saying google competes with target in the ad industry.

>> No.49523331

>>49523320
>>49523294
sorry not to just shit on you and not respond. I dont think they have as strong of a market anymore. we dont have the money to just blow on companies. AWS has a lot more of a foundation.

>> No.49523336

>>49523122
Income is more important than savings. A lot of Americans are 40+ and still renting. Just listen to the Fed. As soon as they reverse course then buy a house and go all in on stocks. It's really that simple. There's no better system than waiting for the Fed to swing Dovish. Wait it out in cash or commodities.

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>>49523298
yeah its definitely the smart economic decision right now. I mean I still pay for my food and everything but I kind of feel like a loser for staying here but I guess it is what it is with the way the economy is now

>> No.49523410

Thinking of buying the dip on the SPX when it happens and going long. What do you guys think it will bottom at?

>> No.49523422

>>49523305
I’m going to deep dive into that, cheers.

>> No.49523433

>>49523247
>how long will it be


I’m using 10-2 treasury yields. We had a very brief inversion back in 2020. The covid hit. Recession. Just a coincidence, I’m sure. Irregardless, nevertheless I take it at face value, being it is what it is.

Ffw early 2022, inversion again. So it seems we are all but assured to be approaching recession.

Ffw it seems we will invert again. Last double dip inversion was 2008 which required zero rates and massive quantitative easing.

Riddle me this: could it be the inversions since 2020 and 2022 are one long inversion? The last massive multi year inversion was 1970s.

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>>49523272
A V-shaped recovery is only possible if there are funds available for re-investing - either hedges and banks get another bailout or inflation drops down drastically while wages rise leading to increased retail investment. If we are stuck in a stagflationary or hyper-inflationary environment we could see stocks low for years.
>>49523340
On the bright side the coming housing market collapse will make you buying a house more affordable in 1-2 years.

>> No.49523471
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49523471

MTG sets dipping on Amazon

is this the time to get in or are these garbage sets that will keep dumping the recession/depression to come? Or will they pump as inflation is unstoppable?

>> No.49523480

>>49523340
Id consider you a loser if you left a perfectly fine family to become an isolated rentoid wage slave because of a boomer meme. Just relax and ride this out with your family.

>> No.49523484

>>49523471
>go woke
>go broke
Who could've seen that coming?
Short those by the way
(yes it's doable. The trick is you first put up a listing and only later get ahold of the stock and ship).

>> No.49523490

>>49523340
I've been living with my parents for the last several years after living on my own for a while. I don't feel the same way as my parents live in a rediculously expensive area, but I for sure preferred when I was living on my own. I refuse to be a rentcuck ever again, but houses are still out of my reach. Just bide your time friendo, you'll get yours soon enough.

>> No.49523492

>>49523471
collectibles in general are dipping. Some stuff I watch is down 12-14%

>> No.49523493

>>49523471
>>49523484
im out of the loop on this set but this should answer your question: is this original MTG or woke MTF?
>>49523466
>he hasnt been paying attention
kek all the f500 ceos pulled out at the top didnt you get the meemo chud? dont forget to buy tesla and amazon stock. after the split ;-)

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just built an ikea table to distract me from the fact that since it's the weekend and i just moved to a new city with no friends and i just broke up with my girlfriend and im not at work i will be having absolutely no human contact for the next several days while my feelings of loneliness regret and depression crawl into my brain and dont let go unless i distract myself
it felt flimsy as fuck while building it but when i was all done its handsome and vey sturdy. those crazy swedes, how do they do it! haha we like to have fun here

>> No.49523498

>>49523410
An anon yesterday said 3160. Idk how he got that number, but he seemed to know what he was talking about. I can vouch that he seemed like a winner.

>> No.49523504

>>49523410
im trying to find this JPMorgan survey, but it said most of their investors would go all in at 3500, which is another 10%

could happen in the next month or two

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>>49523490
thanks bro

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>>49523066
Obsessed

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>>49523496
better than what I did, I paid way too much to furnish my mcmansion and I could have done a lot more with it.
>>49523498
>>49523410
it is absolutely before 3400 if you want to go long. otherwise you flip around.

>> No.49523563

>>49522164
the sector's been dead for over a decade domestically. Go into UUUU, UEC and LEU for the best.

>> No.49523573

>>49523410
the jew i listen to said 3600 is the at minimum getting reached just to get in line with real evaluations of companies. he thinks 3000 is more likely for recession fears

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>>49523496
hahahaha yeah
at least you know women find you worthy

>>49523493
it's being sold on Amazon so it's new. Several of the new sets are being "marked down" right now

>>49523492
>Some stuff I watch is down 12-14%
like what? legos game cardboard memorabilia?

>> No.49523601

>>49523471
I bought OGW boxes after they were out of print for 7 years.

>> No.49523603

>>49522164
>he didnt listen to oil barons
oil might have a dip but unless king crapper nationalizes oil companies its going to the moon.
>he didnt listen to schizo biotech shillers
I done tole yall
>>49523579
so what the fuck do you think. is it the original or is it woke. this isnt fucking rocket surgery. why do you think its discounted darkie.

>> No.49523618

>>49523230
Can I get a qrd on covered calls and how they work? Like a quick retarded example? Let’s say I’m down on 100 shares of PLTR. How can I use covered calls to improve my losses?

>> No.49523646

>>49523618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnTsQBJHMSk&t=6s

>> No.49523651

>>49523498
3160 is basically pre pre CoVid highs. Not a difficult conclusion to come to.

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some of you guys are cool. I hope you listened.

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>>49522825

>> No.49523674 [DELETED] 

Spam test what the heck

>> No.49523681

>>49523498
>>49523651
is pre covid where we have to go? have these companies not made money since then?

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>>49523666
>>49523666
>>49523666
>>49523666
>>49523666
>>49523666
>>49523666

>> No.49523729

>>49522628
Neither because I'm not a two-party cuck

>> No.49523745

>>49522609
why wasnt it priced in?

>> No.49523762

>>49523745
people wanted to see it slightly down as per estimates, market could have priced it as peaking, it could remain high for longer and all the ensuing things from that

>> No.49523787

>>49523681
Even lower.
Problem is how ridiculously leveraged everything and everyone is. RE has knock-on effects everywhere, especially because of securities tied to it. Business loans as well. QE fucked shit up by buying low-quality company's bonds near the end of it which prevented those crap companies from crashing. We even have inflation, which only a few companies can frontrun. Meanwhile, with both gas and oil going to infinity and people living paycheck to paycheck with no increase in wage as inflation increases, this is yet another bomb that'll go off along with the others. Overall, we're probably going down to 2008 lows (which is also 2000 lows).

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>>49523729
gotcha, well one party wants you to make money the other doesnt. pic related. please line up for your daily bread and circus goy.

>> No.49523809

>>49523745
It was higher than expected despite the increased rates. The point of rates is to control inflation, and they've failed. This is extremely troubling because now there's no known cap for how high rates have to go, yet if they don't go enough we're venezuela-fucked. Also, going too slow will cause hyperinflation, but going too fast is now a possibility, and going too fast will fuck the market up.

>> No.49523816

>>49523433
Something to note about yield curve inversions is that the inversion itself proceeding a recession has gotten more shallow and shorter since the late 90’s onward

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There is literally no reason for W to pump 10% next week

who tf is buying furniture now lmao

>> No.49523853

Why dies the spam filter keep fucking with me. Never did this before. Something change?

>> No.49523855

>oh no, we finally have to let our zombie companies die and stop buying shit we don't need or the dollarmarks line goes up bigly

imagine thinking getting your house in order is the wrong decision

>> No.49523860

>>49523809
Lol anyone with half a brain who has been paying attention at all for the last two years knows that A) the rate hikes are paltry and B) the Fed and US actually want inflation because it inflates away the US debt and allows the dollar to remain the world reserve currency. The Fed has been trying to cause inflation for a decade and failing, you have it backwards

>> No.49523890

>>49523860
Illiterate retard, I...

>> No.49523895

>>49523853
are you talking about banana pox?
>>49523860
>Lol anyone with half a brain who has been paying attention
god how ironic
what is russia, china

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>>49523860
>>49523890
>For many years, inflation in the United States has run below the Federal Reserve’s 2 percent goal. It is understandable that higher prices for essential items, such as food, gasoline, and shelter, add to the burdens faced by many families, especially those struggling with lost jobs and incomes. At the same time, inflation that is too low can weaken the economy. When inflation runs well below its desired level, households and businesses will come to expect this over time, pushing expectations for inflation in the future below the Federal Reserve’s longer-run inflation goal. This can pull actual inflation even lower, resulting in a cycle of ever-lower inflation and inflation expectations.

>If inflation expectations fall, interest rates would decline too. In turn, there would be less room to cut interest rates to boost employment during an economic downturn. Evidence from around the world suggests that once this problem sets in, it can be very difficult to overcome. To address this challenge, following periods when inflation has been running persistently below 2 percent, appropriate monetary policy will likely aim to achieve inflation modestly above 2 percent for some time. By seeking inflation that averages 2 percent over time, the FOMC will help to ensure longer-run inflation expectations remain well anchored at 2 percent.

>> No.49523907

>>49523899
Imagine actually falling for msm shite

>> No.49523915

>>49523895
chinas number one play is devaluing their currency to keep their wages suppressed so they can sell their people to nike as slaves to increase their exports
literally how theyve grown their gdp for multiple decades

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>>49523907
my brother in christ.... its from the feds website

https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/economy_14400.htm

>> No.49523934

>>49523895
Not sure what i said. Was trying to reply to anon about shitty buumers are and how one thought my life should be working for some faggot employer
Maybe atrigger word in there somewhere. I even dis a complete rephrase. It was kinda long but not toooo long

>> No.49523941

>>49523907
That's been JPOWs script this whole time. It unironically is going to work, you just won't notice if you have the attention span of a goldfish

>> No.49523946

>>49523273
You want to put the majority into an index fund. Russel 2000 will give you access to small market caps which historically did well under similar conditions. S&P 500 is something most experts use because the Dow Jones Industrial average is garbage (Price weighted, too few components, etc.) Alternatively you could just grab the falling knife by the handle and go balls deep into the Nasdaq Composite. After that try to determine a sector you think will outperform this year and trade it out on a yearly basis. Then after that you can spend the petty cash left over on individual companies you think might do well. If you live near a manufacturing plant that is publicly traded, you can invest in them and talk to people in your community. If it seems like they are running things by the books and you can get in at a good price, buy a little.

>> No.49523948

>>49523934
just screenshot it next time lel
>>49523915
ok but theres nothing tying them to the petrodollar. russia is doing fine.

>> No.49523960

>>49522219
>>49522312
We get it. You think about nigger cocks all day.

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>>49523895
>are you talking about banana pox
Here was my first draft, the other changes also got spam filtered despite 110% rewrite.

>> No.49523988

>>49522219
>>49522312
jesus what an embaressment. sort yourself out anon.

>> No.49523992

down 30% on my UPRO
sounds like we're due for more pain, time to sell?

>> No.49523993

>>49523923
That's what I said, inbred

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>>49523993
>>49523923
>>49523907
>>49523899
>For many years, inflation in the United States has run below the Federal Reserve’s 2 percent goal. It is understandable that higher prices for essential items, such as food, gasoline, and shelter, add to the burdens faced by many families, especially those struggling with lost jobs and incomes. At the same time, inflation that is too low can weaken the economy. When inflation runs well below its desired level, households and businesses will come to expect this over time, pushing expectations for inflation in the future below the Federal Reserve’s longer-run inflation goal. This can pull actual inflation even lower, resulting in a cycle of ever-lower inflation and inflation expectations.

>If inflation expectations fall, interest rates would decline too. In turn, there would be less room to cut interest rates to boost employment during an economic downturn. Evidence from around the world suggests that once this problem sets in, it can be very difficult to overcome. To address this challenge, following periods when inflation has been running persistently below 2 percent, appropriate monetary policy will likely aim to achieve inflation modestly above 2 percent for some time. By seeking inflation that averages 2 percent over time, the FOMC will help to ensure longer-run inflation expectations remain well anchored at 2 percent.

>> No.49524021

>>49523941
Will the fed not raise rates more aggressively then? Is raising rates just about giving them something to work with during market downturns?

>> No.49524032

>>49523992
You're supposed to swing trade these things and make some profit along the way.

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>>49523992
Pump monday, possibly tuesday as well, pick a time one of those days to sell. End of the week is going to be very red after the GDPNow data and fed meeting.

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>>49524045
amen brother.
>wednesday, chuds. remember.

>> No.49524086

>>49523992
Same, just keep holding and buying more on fat red days. Unless you think the S&P 500 is going to completely fail at some point in your life and not just go up like it always has.

>>49524021
I don't know what they'll do, my best guess is that the mainstream narrative is going to shift from "damn that's some hot inflation isn't it!" to "oh shit it was just price gouging all along look at that" and then the Fed will pivot to something dovish

>> No.49524115

>>49523941
>It unironically is going to work

It’s not working

>> No.49524130

its the end of the stock market, it was a good run for a few centuries

>> No.49524150

>>49523992
>>49524086
>UPRO
lol. LMAO. someone hasnt heard of reverse splits.
>narrative is going to shift from "damn that's some hot inflation isn't it!" to "oh shit it was just price gouging all along look at that"
itll work for a little bit. key words: a little bit.
>to something dovish
its going to take a while to correct things really. this will not be over quickly.

>> No.49524186

>>49521171
Trust the Fed next week momos and don't forget: LEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4

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>>49523550

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>>49524086
>Just keep buying a 3x leveraged ETF on the way down, what could possibly go wrong?
You need at least some degree of timing with leveraged ETFs to profit off them, if he buys in now and the S&P500 goes down 33% he loses everything...

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>>49524193
GAY SEX NIGGER FAGGOT GOOK. I JUST TOOK 10 ROCK HARD COCKS UP MY SHIT PIT

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Everyone talks about SOXS and shit but no one mentions TECS for some reason, call me crazy but shorting microsoft and apple is kinda more predictable and based than shorting intel, TSMC, and NVIDIA.

>> No.49524265

>>49524208
Yet another retard who has no clue how leveraged ETFs work.

>> No.49524270

>>49524208
>that draw down from 2009
Holy fucking shit.
Is mesmerizing that this shit still wins out in the long run.

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>>49523618
If you're down far from your average covered calls can't help you unless you want to risk taking a loss on the shares, or sell a call at your average but really far out which isn't worth it.

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>>49524193
I already recognize a few who might qualify here and Im not sure if I want to aspire to be on any future lists. however, 4chan truly is a magical place.
>>49524256
get in nigger we're throwing Sep16 40p on aapls.

>> No.49524306

>>49524277
Cannot buy puts or calls sorry, my broker is shit and well... all Mexican brokers are, i can buy bear and bull etfs though so there is that.

Thinking of buying some TECS monday perhaps.

>> No.49524328

>>49524193
You need to add jam faggot, the faggot that only spams soijaks, and the poem guy

>> No.49524337

>>49524208
1987-10-19 AKA Black Monday, -20.47%
1929-10-28 AKA The Great Depression, -12.34%
2020-03-16 AKA COVID shut-down, -11.98%

Uh yeah... so let me when that -33% is supposed to happen.

>> No.49524347

>>49523860
This isn’t for sure but a real possibility.

>> No.49524380

>>49524347
regardless of if FED wants more inflation or not, bigger rates make valuations go low.
easy as.

>> No.49524396

>>49524186
Based

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>>49524270
It depends on the time-frame for the investment,
>>49524337
Granted, unlikely it would happen, but still sitting through a -62% like black Monday would take you quite a while to recover especially if you have a few -3% days following it.

>> No.49524446

All of our pain comes from oil prices to force everyone to go green so we can all suffer in squalor.

>> No.49524452

>>49524400
Based 2x daily leverage.

>> No.49524477

>>49524380
Yes, it's not rocket science, but somehow after-hours /smg/ is always kindergarten-tier of retarded about basic concepts.

>> No.49524485

49524416
49524416
49524416
last bake for me

>> No.49524489

>>49524446
oil makes my uber stock crab.
so i get what you mean, will hold until i can get out at least at 27 usd.

>> No.49524504

>>49524380
For sure. The million dollar question though is what will the valuations be. How dumb is it to buy Google with 30% growth at a 20 pe.

>> No.49524508

>>49524400
like a -50% requires a +100% for recovery...

>> No.49524510

>>49524485
>>49524416
>>49524416
>>49524416
you choked

>> No.49524511

>49524485
>>49524416
>>49524416
>>49524416
booz

>> No.49524516

Is it worth it to get margin added to my account and become a day trader just to not have to worry about settlement? I don't plan to use leverage, I don't plan to short, and I don't plan to write uncovered options... I just want to sell and buy and bull and sell in the same day without having to think about potential violations. My account value is well over the $25k min.

>> No.49524526

>>49524504
Historically the "average" PE for the whole market is like 15 or something, so yeah.... maybe wait until GOOGLE is at a 15 PE?
or you know you could always just buy REITS and wait.

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>>49524208
A more reasonable concern is Proshares or Direxion shutting down the ETF at the worst possible time because it's no longer profitable for them to run it. If the Assets Under Management gets too low because of outflows during an extended bear market, they're calling it in and your shares will get liquidated for (((fair value))). While you can throw what's left into another ETF, it seems pretty uncomfy.

>> No.49524548

>>49524526
Except property value goes down with interest rates. Except black rocks been buying all the property they can find and have made a killing. So no fucking idea.

>> No.49524567

>>49524531
As someone who owns rsx this scares me.

>> No.49524584

>>49524400
2X only performed better for SPY in the timeframe that included 1929, which will never happen again due to circuit breakers from 1987

>> No.49524597

>>49524531
>the commies are going to California

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>>49524328
This list is for the biggest homosexuals of /smg/.
Jam anon is a chad, he crushes fat puss. Soijak faggot is on the list idiot, he saying nothing but gay sex shit.
The poem anon is a chad slinging out bangers.
God your such a smooth brain it hurts. You fucking retard.

>> No.49525335 [DELETED] 

>>49523122
I graduated years ago. Was never able to get a good job and am now unemployed. Live at home as well. It is pretty spooky how everything is going up. On one hand i want to move as i fail like im impeding them and at the same time it seems like a mistake considering what's going on.i had about 50k saved up after 4 years of wageslaving with almost no costs coming out of my pocket. Oof painful hearing you have 75k in 2 years. In 4 years you'd have 3x what it would take me 12 years to achieve.

>> No.49525347

>>49523180
Pics?