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49514679 No.49514679 [Reply] [Original]

why shouldnt i cash out my last $100k and bet it all on one play and kill myself if it doesnt work out?

>> No.49514698

>>49514679
do

>> No.49514724

>>49514679
because you're too much of a coward to actually an hero and will continue living with the regret of losing all that money.

>> No.49514751

>>49514679
If you think like that you are destined for suicide at some point. The only way forward is to commit to living as long as possible, you will be dead for a hundred quadrillion years, 60 years of pain and suffering with a small chance of happiness at some point is well worth the fee

>> No.49514791

>>49514724
this is why I keep a gun close to me, even if I sperg out for only 5 seconds that's enough time to kill myself before changing my mind

>> No.49514793
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49514793

>>49514679

go in a casino and put 33% of your cash on red on roulette, after it hits 2 blacks in a row.

if it's black again for the third time, or even green, just put the rest of the money (67%) onto red again.

works every time. if possible get a human roller, electronics roulettes can sometimes be rigged and bullshit happens (like 9 blacks in a row)

have a nice day anon

>> No.49514806

>>49514679
Because doing 10 bets 10000$ each is more likely to work

>> No.49516780

>>49514679
thats exactly my plan, except that i dont have 100k and would take as much money as possible from various banks

>> No.49516807

Because you won't kill yourself. You will just end up broke instead.

>> No.49516824

>>49514791
>>49514679
Don't do it bros
That's a life changing amount of money right there, don't just give it away

You shouldn't keep a gun near yourself if you don't feel mentally stable. Please be careful and don't do anything rash

>> No.49516851

you should unironically kill yourself, but a slow natural death after a lifetime of suffering. you don't deserve a quick merciful ending

>> No.49516855

>>49514793
>human roller
yikes, casinos only hire force sensitives who can pass a secret test created by james randi

>> No.49516894

>>49516824
Don't listen to this retard.
Do a flip, faggot.