/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49512084]

Shit aint bussin' no mo' edition
>Brokers
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https://brokerchooser.com/

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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
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https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/
Previous >>49510627

[Anonymous No.49512096]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

[Anonymous No.49512103]

Biden looks like a retard!

[Anonymous No.49512104]

BIDEN PUMP

[Anonymous No.49512106]

NO
STOP GOING UP
KEEP GOING DOWN
I WANT TO SELL UVXY CALLS AT $20

[Anonymous No.49512109]

For the record, I still think we close flat today.
Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.49512112]

we bottomed here

[Anonymous No.49512114]

>OSLO, June 10 (Reuters) - Norway’s petroleum output could be reduced by unspecified amount if workers go on strike at nine offshore fields on Sunday, the Norwegian Oil and Gas Association (NOG) said on Friday.

>Some 845 workers out of roughly 7,500 employees on offshore platforms plan to strike from June 12 if annual pay negotiations with employers fail, trade unions Safe, Industri Energi and Lederne have said.

https://www.reuters.com/article/norway-oil-strike-idAFL8N2XX1R6

[Anonymous No.49512115]

lmao someone get biden some sunglasses

[Anonymous No.49512118]

Joe looks fucking miserable there.
>No cunny for him in LA since Hollywood already has dibs.

[Anonymous No.49512120]

List ways to save money

[Anonymous No.49512121]

LOOK AT THE MARKET PUMP IT LOVES JOSEPH BIDEN

[Anonymous No.49512123]

The market will close green today. Inflation has peaked. The meltup is here.

[Anonymous No.49512125]

UNCLE BRANDON PLEASE SAVE THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.49512126]

I'm buying and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.49512129]

how have boomers not realized ASL lady is meant to distract them are they that stupid?

[Anonymous No.49512130]

I bet this guy would be a better president than Xiden

[Anonymous No.49512137]

JOE BIDEN KING NIGGER SAVING AMERICA

[Anonymous No.49512138]

Been awhile since I posted.
Is buy Wheat still a meme?

[Anonymous No.49512139]

>Biden talks
>stocks go up

A broken clock etc etc - though in all seriousness if he isn't positive the markets will keep tanking

[Anonymous No.49512148]

where can i place bets on biden saying the n word

[Anonymous No.49512154]

>This retard praising biden
really...? There are actual retards that approve of him?

[Anonymous No.49512155]

WAIT WASN'T THAT THE SHIP THAT BLOCKED THE CANAL IN THE BACKGROUND?

[Anonymous No.49512160]

>>49512120
Hedge your portfolio with calls on commodity funds.

[Anonymous No.49512163]

Reminder that Tech P/E is now 6.5

If you dont buy and hold tech, you are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.49512169]

biden talking about jan 6th. no one cares dude

[Anonymous No.49512171]

POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE
>POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE
POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE
>POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE
I hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.49512172]

>muh Jan 6

[Anonymous No.49512176]

>>49512137
THE MARKET LOVES HIM. WE WILL BE GREEN EOD. THANK YOU JOSEPH

[Anonymous No.49512181]

I see cheapies in the market, I buy. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49512185]

>jan 6th
>again

[Anonymous No.49512188]

>>49512154
yea sure everything any politician says about another is 100% true

[Anonymous No.49512189]

What the fuck does a bunch of boomers running up the capitol have to do with inflation?

[Anonymous No.49512192]

All things are bad, bad, bad
It's about to get sad
and don't be glad, glad, glad
we should be mad
we are going down, down, down
we all gonna drown
we all gonna be poor, poor, poor
but wait, here is some more
we going into debt, debt, debt
get ready, because
it all will get worse, worse, worse
guess, we are all cursed
we are all broke, broke, broke
and it is such a joke
cause there is no hope, hope, hope
and no one can cope
we are all doomed, doomed, doomed
nothing has improved
don't even try
just give up and cry!

[Anonymous No.49512201]

[Anonymous No.49512207]

>>49512155
Ever Given is part of the Evergreen shipping line, but it's currently chilling out off the coast of China: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:122.7666/centery:29.78653/zoom:8/mmsi:353136000/shipid:5630138

[Anonymous No.49512209]

>>49512123
All of that and priced in as well

[Anonymous No.49512210]

>>49512120
Call your cable company and renegotiate. I did this with Spectrum and Sirius and am now saving $70 a month over what I was paying. Just threaten to cancel

[Anonymous No.49512213]

>>49512189
he's trying to make the republicans look bad since the democrats are taking a lot of heat right now

[Anonymous No.49512225]

Have you been watching the Jan 6th Hearing? Are you ready to sacrifice for Biden's democracy?

[Anonymous No.49512227]

>>49512209
the pricing in is priced in

[Anonymous No.49512232]

I swear to fucking god it'll keep going down monday

[Anonymous No.49512234]

>Diane Feinstein
>Excellent senator

[Anonymous No.49512236]

>>49512163
Reminder that P/E can correct up if the price rises or the earnings drop.

[Anonymous No.49512237]

>>49512210
>paying for cable
>2022

[Anonymous No.49512243]

Is he just hitting on some woman in the audience now?
His old man senile ramblings just get worse every day.

[Anonymous No.49512244]

>>49512234
They’re both demented

[HARBINGER OF DA BOIPUCCI No.49512249]

FINNA BUSS OUT DA PUMP ON DEEZ BOBO NIGGAZ BRUH FRFR

[Anonymous No.49512248]

How can burgers stand to listen to this rambling idiot? He says a lot of nothing is this real?

[Anonymous No.49512250]

Beware the boomerwaffen

[Anonymous No.49512251]

>jerkoff session about how good a job theyve done
lol wtf?

[Anonymous No.49512253]

>>49512155
based, she's just to thicc boys

[Anonymous No.49512255]

I hate this boomer so much talk about inflation you fuck

[Anonymous No.49512260]

BEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY IN GENERATIONS

[Anonymous No.49512264]

>>49512250
omg someone stop those nazis before they burn down the capitol!

[Anonymous No.49512266]

>>49512163
https://www.etf.com/VGT#overview
why does this say
Price / Earnings Ratio
34.88

[Anonymous No.49512267]

P U T I N

[Anonymous No.49512268]

>he's grappling with the podium

LMAO

[Anonymous No.49512270]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
imagine not being cash gang right now

[Anonymous No.49512272]

>LMAO this faggot is taking a victory lap on the economy

[Anonymous No.49512274]

I'M POOPIN' WITH PUTIN

[Anonymous No.49512276]

Biden giving certainty to the markets. THE BOTTOM IS IN. LEVERAGE UP BOYS

[Anonymous No.49512278]

>"This is fine."

[Anonymous No.49512281]

>markets heading back down already

Fucking senile old retard shut the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.49512285]

WOW YOU ADDED JOBS AFTER TAKING THEM ALL AWAY IN 2020 GJ

[Anonymous No.49512292]

>MAGA friends

What did Biden mean by this?

[Anonymous No.49512293]

Will the VIX pop off into close?

[Anonymous No.49512297]

>dumb faggots on /biz/ still defending Biden
There's no hope for some retards.

[Anonymous No.49512300]

>confirmed what americans already know, inflation has peaked

[Anonymous No.49512302]

>>49512292
DAE ORANGE MAN BAD??

PUTINS PRICE HIKE!!

[Anonymous No.49512307]

>>49512293
VIX has a very nice inverse h&s on the daily that could indeed blow off Monday

[Anonymous No.49512310]

>Biden blaming Putin

The absolute state of retards and NPCs

[Anonymous No.49512311]

So Wednesday we get to learn wether the fed is serious about stopping inflation, or wether we get stagflation. Any bets?

[Anonymous No.49512312]

>putins price hike

[Anonymous No.49512313]

>confirmed what americans already know, inflation has peaked

[Anonymous No.49512315]

GAY SEX bros. Since we aren't mooning today does that mean Monday wont drop a dollar? Asking for a loose asshole Siga chads

[Anonymous No.49512320]

post the gains

[Anonymous No.49512321]

Has there ever been a group of retards more retarded and proud of their retardation than leveraged ETF TA shitheads?

[Anonymous No.49512325]

>down $5k today
>realize it's only 1% of my account
>realize SPY is down 2.5%
>realize there are people ITT unironically down 50% from last year

[Anonymous No.49512328]

>Pootin price hikes
Ayyylmao this guy is truly a clown

[Anonymous No.49512331]

>>49512310
>inflate it

[Anonymous No.49512335]

>>49512307
What about into close? Complete shoulder?

[Anonymous No.49512336]

What has Biden even said that should move the market in any significant way?? Seriously which algorithms are selling based off of this complete nothingburger of a speech? Fuck me man this is so tiresome

[Anonymous No.49512338]

>>49512311
A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE MEIN NIGGER

[Anonymous No.49512339]

>putin's price hike
>putin caused the inflation, which started over a year ago
Never gets old

[Anonymous No.49512340]

>>49512310
Some college intern came up with "Putin's Price Hike" and he thinks if he repeats it enough people will start believing it. The sad thing is he's probably right, people are that gullible.

[Anonymous No.49512341]

>>49512300
It's been "peaking" for 2 months now.

[Anonymous No.49512343]

Market realizing it’s just boomers chatting and nothing of substance.

Economic assistance please:
- delete student loan debt
- open up drilling
- legalize marijuana and tax it
- direct the fed to do 115 basis points
- economic recovery checks and tax filing holidays for everyone under 150k
- stricter housing rules that prevent mass corporate purchasing of single family homes

[Anonymous No.49512347]

>Still blaming supply chains
>Inventories are stacking up
This fucker has no idea what he’s talking about, he’s still using fall 2021 talking points... It’s joever!

[Anonymous No.49512350]

POKEMON GO TO UKRAINE

[Anonymous No.49512357]

>>49512336
>the POTUS is lying his ass off
>wtf how is this not bullish??

[Anonymous No.49512366]

>>49512311
Uhhh we need some QE sorry chud, this is the price we have to pay to combat Putin's price hike

[Anonymous No.49512367]

>>49512336
Algos realize this guy is a fucking retard. Every time you hear the words put in price hike expect a good dump

[Anonymous No.49512369]

>>49512350

[Anonymous No.49512373]

>>49512341
no no no anon, they mean it is peeking. Inflation is peeking around the corner eh, just wait til it pops out and rapes you

[Anonymous No.49512377]

>superchain
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.49512393]

>>49512357
It's not bullish or bearish, he literally isn't saying ANYTHING of substance. It's the same vaguely patriotic drivel every single fucking time. Somehow /smg/ simultaneously believes that the president speaking means nothing and everything, fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.49512396]

190B PROFIT NIGGA

[Anonymous No.49512402]

>on the roads, and railroads, the roads. Sometimes when you learn something it makes you... it infuriates you. There are 9 shipping companies East Asia *something* have raised prices by 1000%
wtf is this retard talking about holyfuck

[Anonymous No.49512404]

woo shout out to CROWLEY in the background

>>49512393
the demented old man speaking in public is inherently bearish

[Anonymous No.49512406]

Biden is showing how inept he is on what’s going on in the economy while joking around like everything is ok and wondering why people fucking despise him

[Anonymous No.49512407]

>Biden wants to crack down on shipping companies because they price gouged 10x

So sell ZIM?

[Anonymous No.49512409]

>>49512313
just go right ahead and cue up that quote for the Republican attack ads when inflation hits double digits

[Anonymous No.49512410]

>>49512225
>mfw commies say liberals get the bullet too

[Anonymous No.49512413]

These speeches are incoherent babbling. It's embarrassing

[Anonymous No.49512422]

>>49512396
>giant companies make insane profits
>media calls it inflation for the first six months
>consumers realize it's all bullshit
>suddenly the narrative shifts to price gouging
LOL god people are so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.49512423]

LOOK AT THAT
DOW 800 PTS

[Anonymous No.49512425]

>THIS GUY IS OUR PRESIDENT
holy fuck I hate people who voted for him

[Anonymous No.49512434]

I miss when Trump would just praise himself but did so with coherence and panache.

[Anonymous No.49512436]

predictions on what powell is gonna say on the 14th?

[Anonymous No.49512439]

>the euro just keeps sliding

aww yiss

[Anonymous No.49512440]

>>49512410
commies are very generous with their bullets. food not so much, but bullets for everyone!

[Anonymous No.49512445]

>potus says inflation has peaked
>buy vnq anyway

observe them

[Anonymous No.49512446]

>>49512407
buddy zim is down 30% in the past 3 trading days, can you say priced in?

[Anonymous No.49512447]

>>49512393
Every time he opens his mouth its bearish because of how unbelievably bad his speaking ability is, what little faith people have let in the government evaporates.

[Anonymous No.49512450]

>>49512407
>after my DSX
AAAAHHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.49512456]

>we're sending 50 million barrels, 20 million barrels to Europe, but Russia is blocking those shipping by the Black Sea
seriously wtf I haven't listed to this old demented fuck in a lil bit this is horrible holyshit.

[Anonymous No.49512457]

what the fuck is this retard even saying?

[Anonymous No.49512458]

>>49512407
>supply chain is a mess due to crazy macro shit
>let's punish supply chain companies
>oil prices is a mess due to crazy macro shit
>let's punish oil companies
I refuse to believe they actually are this stupid

[Anonymous No.49512459]

>>49512336
There isn't much correlation outside of major announcements and those are known weeks beforehand. It's just /pol/fags shitting the place up as usual.

[Anonymous No.49512460]

>>49512406
>tfw you will never go to the shire and take photos with the local hobbits
why even live?

[Anonymous No.49512463]

I just bought BBBY am i retradded?

[Anonymous No.49512464]

>>49512253
I coomed to that image about 10 times when that was happening

[Anonymous No.49512465]

What a bizarre speech

[Anonymous No.49512466]

>>49512409
Inflation hits double digits and Biden will be shot on live television. Guaranteed. I don't expect double digit it'll literally accelerate the current collapse

[Anonymous No.49512469]

>get at the grain and uh get at the gas
you know, the thing

[Anonymous No.49512474]

>>49512436
shiny rock standard back on the menu

[Anonymous No.49512473]

>Inflation is under control
>But here's how you peasants can do better

[Anonymous No.49512475]

>>49512457
PUTIN'S PRICE HIKE!!
WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.49512481]

wtf is he even talking about bros

[Anonymous No.49512482]

>>49512439
Yen is taking new lows

[Anonymous No.49512485]

Puts or calls for the 13th niggers?

[Anonymous No.49512498]

>>49512466
checked

[Anonymous No.49512500]

>>49512481
He's saying if he makes prescription drugs and internet service cheaper than people will feel better about their economic situation.

[Anonymous No.49512499]

The speech is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to our country.

[Anonymous No.49512501]

OH NONONO REVERSE-REPO-WILL-SOAK-UP-QT BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY, RRP WENT UP AGAIN AFTER THAT AMAZING AUCTION YESTERDAY AND FED MATURITIES, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING THE FEDS BAGS BROS WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.49512504]

>Free Internet gibs
>costs $120 to fill you car up with gas
>we’re saving you money

[Anonymous No.49512505]

>>49512481
>>49512469
>>49512465
The fact that he is saying NOTHING new at all and yet the market is acting like he's saying something bearish should tell you that all this red is utter nonsense

[Anonymous No.49512515]

>we lowered the price of internet by 30 bucks to offest the 30 bucks a month extra you're spending on gas

[Anonymous No.49512523]

So uh, what happened today? Why is the entire market dropping?

[Anonymous No.49512525]

>>49512425
Don’t speak ill of the dead

[Anonymous No.49512535]

Putin's market dump.

[Anonymous No.49512536]

What the fuck is he talking about???
He keeps jumping from topic to topic with no logical progression
>gas
>grain
>republicans
>cable internet subsidies
>shipping
>drug prices
>republicans
>jan 6th
>taxes
Holy shit, end me.

[Anonymous No.49512538]

>>49512501
what is it at?

[Anonymous No.49512539]

>Putin’s price hike
Then why the fuck isn’t America pumping more oil????

[Anonymous No.49512541]

At least there's the deaf language interpreter farcical waving to keep me entertained. This demented retard hasn't said 2 sentences that make any sense whatsoever. FUCKING MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE LOST 0.96% TODAY WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.49512544]

>>49512515
no they lowered the price of internet to 30 bucks for people on welfare

[Anonymous No.49512545]

>>49512525
joj

[Anonymous No.49512551]

>>49512425
his voters are suffering nicely

[Anonymous No.49512554]

>>49512523
I took a shit on it

[Anonymous No.49512560]

Is SOXL ever going to be above 20 again?

[Anonymous No.49512567]

Get rid of Social Security faggot

[Anonymous No.49512568]

if you get sent to prison, what happens to your stocks? are you able to sell or buy them somehow?

[Anonymous No.49512570]

>>49512538
2,162 yet another day of new heights in RRP

[Anonymous No.49512571]

Finally some dip in oil and nat gas. How we doin fellow commodity bros?

[Anonymous No.49512573]

>>49512539
Oil is more racist than EVs

[Anonymous No.49512575]

>>49512544
umm no thats not what he said sweaty
are you calling the POTUS a liar?

[Anonymous No.49512581]

>>49512459
>asks about algorithms
>bitches about /pol/ instead

[Anonymous No.49512588]

>>49512539
We can’t it will destroy the ozone layer and we will all die

[Anonymous No.49512591]

Bros it's over..

[Anonymous No.49512593]

MAGA GANG REPRESENT

[Anonymous No.49512594]

>>49512536
>Economy?
>Best economy recovery we’ve ever had
>Muh maga
>Muh Jan 6
We’re screwed

[Anonymous No.49512595]

>This is MAGA Gang

[Anonymous No.49512596]

>>49512463
In this economy? Buddy, people can't afford baths. Much less the Beyond!

[Anonymous No.49512599]

someone here told me to short DAL on monday because of rising fuel prices. I did and I made $. Thanks friends

[Anonymous No.49512603]

"Magger crowd"

[Anonymous No.49512604]

>>49512575
that's exactly what he said in the speech when he announced it. LOWER HIGH SPEED INTERNET (for families earning less than $17,000 a year)

[Anonymous No.49512605]

>>49512481
I unironically can't follow this speech right now. what does this have to do with inflation

[Anonymous No.49512606]

your faggot zoomer nhilism is going to cause a recession, GET A JOB RETARD

[Anonymous No.49512609]

>>49512568
execute a financial power of attorney appointing someone you trust as your agent

[Anonymous No.49512612]

>>49512596
Hehe

[Anonymous No.49512616]

>>49512535
Is that legit? I'm fucking kekking over here thinking of putin doodling a little sun and stars on some government paperwork

[Anonymous No.49512625]

>>49512456
Is this real

[Anonymous No.49512626]

>>49512591
thats not too bad, things will get better soon

[Anonymous No.49512627]

"The economy is as strong as it can be, except for, y'know, gas and food."
Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.49512630]

>"IT'S MAGA'S FAULT."
>"But we all need to work together."

[Anonymous No.49512629]

Who is them?
Who?

[Anonymous No.49512634]

>>49512616

[Anonymous No.49512637]

Joe loves him some blasphemy... he’s going to try to tax our way out of inflation

[Anonymous No.49512644]

>>49512606
>Literally "no u"
I'm going to be rich with simple SQQQ inverse stocks and I am sad

[Anonymous No.49512648]

God makes money?

[Anonymous No.49512652]

>XOM made more money than God this year.

[Anonymous No.49512657]

exxon was just hitting their 2003 stock lows and dude still attacks them lmao

[Anonymous No.49512658]

>>49512629
WHO?
WHO?
kek

[Anonymous No.49512667]

>>49512652

>mentions EXXON COMPUTER

Can’t wait to sell more covered calls

[Anonymous No.49512671]

GOD STOCKS ARE IN A BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.49512674]

>>49512629
Qui indeed.

[Anonymous No.49512676]

>>49512126
>can’t fix stupid
I surrender

[Anonymous No.49512680]

>>49512605
Liberal brains don't work. They don't piece together information correctly.

For them it's more like a game of "say the correct words and Things Work Out".

[Anonymous No.49512682]

>>49512658
QUI?

[Anonymous No.49512688]

>>49512629

[Anonymous No.49512692]

>>49512652
>severely underfunds XOM
>fucks them every way he can
>WTF THEY STILL MAKE MONEY??? TAX THEM MORE!! ALSO WHERE DID ALL THE OIL GO??
I hate the antichrist

[Anonymous No.49512698]

Now it makes sense why Hunter Biden is so fucked up.

[Anonymous No.49512700]

>>49512644
How many shares, got 275 myself and want more

[mccairndojo com No.49512706]

>>49512315

[Anonymous No.49512714]

So his solution to our problems is we should tax oil companies lol

[Anonymous No.49512715]

>>49512652
OIL BARONS

LITERALLY

CANNOT

STOP

WINNING

BUY NRGU AND YOU WILL HEEM EVERY BOBO

[Anonymous No.49512722]

bear market? 10x future gains? wakku wakku

[Anonymous No.49512730]

Been slammed at work. So inflation came out hot and then what happened? Market tanked and Biden blamed someone else?

[Anonymous No.49512733]

>>49512714
>Career politician retard
>Only strategy is more taxes
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.49512741]

EXXON STOP FOLLOWING THE TAX LAWS AND PAY MORE

[Anonymous No.49512742]

>>49512700
10.
That's how much faith I have. I genuinely believe that we will go back to how high SQQQ's $/share was in the 08 recession

[Anonymous No.49512744]

>>49512733
We should put them out of business too

[Anonymous No.49512753]

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.49512755]

>>49512714
We need to subsidize new drilling and tax all wagies.

The latter will reduce demand and spending, therefore driving down inflation.

[Anonymous No.49512760]

>>49512688

[Anonymous No.49512763]

>"I will solve this gas crisis by increasing the tax on the oil sector!"
Are they trying to kill the economy on purpose?

[Anonymous No.49512764]

So like if Kamalllah becomes president, does her rabbai automatically become VP or how does it work?

[Anonymous No.49512768]

>>49512715

>Biden literally telling you that OIL is making record profits.

And you still haven’t invested into it

Absolute state of tech trannies

[Anonymous No.49512784]

>>49512763

[Anonymous No.49512790]

>>49512763
Some ((people)) are just that fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.49512793]

$8.00/gallon in a month.
Trump was right.

[Anonymous No.49512798]

>food shortage
>solution: burn farms
>oil shortage
>solution: tax oil companies
>chip shortage
>solution: transition to EVs even faster
How is this blackest gorilla monkey market still functioning it's running on retard juice

[Anonymous No.49512803]

>>49512768
>just buy the top 4head

[Anonymous No.49512807]

>>49512763
Biden is the SQQQ-poster all along

[Anonymous No.49512810]

>>49512310
There's consensues among experts that america had no inflation before the ukraine war, go... folks.

[Anonymous No.49512811]

>>49512436
*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.49512815]

>biden stops talking
>market pumps

[Anonymous No.49512821]

>>49512741
Stealing that pic

[Anonymous No.49512823]

>>49512798
jews

[Anonymous No.49512830]

>>49512798
>it's running on retard juice
you unironically just answered your own question

[Anonymous No.49512835]

>>49512320
10k today, from puts and inverse etf's. They'd been bleeding for weeks, but I'm back at ath now.

[Anonymous No.49512837]

>>49512823
Aren't they supposed to be smart

[Anonymous No.49512841]

>>49512764
If Biden resigns, gets impeached, or keels over, Camel Harris gets to nominate her VP but then the majority of both houses needs to approve.

[Anonymous No.49512843]

>>49512763
I’m beginning to believe Biden is choosing every wrong option when it comes to lowering oil prices on purpose, this is legitimately getting retarded

[Anonymous No.49512846]

>>49512629
kek

[Anonymous No.49512851]

>>49512798
Remember Chinas three pests campaign
It'll only be when all the sparrows are dead and we reach famine levels will the government admit they were wrong.

[Anonymous No.49512874]

>>49512425
Yeah, "liberal" leftist whites are worse than kikes.

[Anonymous No.49512881]

>evergreen
Sell now.

[Anonymous No.49512883]

JNUG now up more than UVXY

[Anonymous No.49512884]

>>49512843
But check the market, it's pumping. Are we the retards?

[Anonymous No.49512886]

>>49512126

based

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49512892]

The fucking kikes over at the corner of wall and broad fucking painted a perfect Bart Simpson pattern on SPY.

[Anonymous No.49512899]

>>49512874
We can all agree l*beral soiscum are on the same level and deserve the same treatment

[Anonymous No.49512900]

why are we pumping

[Anonymous No.49512903]

>>49512300
>>49512313
Did he really say that?

[Anonymous No.49512908]

>>49512884
>Are we the retards?

[Anonymous No.49512910]

>>49512163
>Reminder that Tech P/E is now 6.5

that's bullshit. provide source.

[Anonymous No.49512915]

they really are taking actions on purpose to make gas go higher huh? holy shit

[Anonymous No.49512916]

Only 2.5 more years of this. How much worse could things get?

[Anonymous No.49512920]

>>49512900
What is pumping? Are we still down over 2%? OK so we aren't really pumping and your calls are gonna be toast end of day

[Anonymous No.49512921]

>>49512900
No dumbshit ideas dribbled out of the Alzheimer's-patient-in-chief. Well, no new ones anyway.

[Anonymous No.49512925]

>>49512881
>2,500 watching

Brandon is a fucking anti-draw holy shit KWAB

[Anonymous No.49512933]

You heard him XOM to out earn god

[Anonymous No.49512934]

>>49512851
>Liu Shaoqi made a speech in 1962 at "Seven Thousand Cadres Conference" criticizing that "The economic disaster was 30% fault of nature, 70% human error."[130]
lmao Even the CCP didn't take 100% accountability.

[Anonymous No.49512937]

>>49512884
don’t complain about it, i need some fucking relief man

[Anonymous No.49512950]

>>49512593
Ultra MAGA over here. Buy oil

[Anonymous No.49512955]

>>49512916
dont doubt liberal stupidity. they can crank it past 11

[Anonymous No.49512958]

>>49512393
When the ship is heading for the rocks and the only thing the captain is doing is to try to deflect blame, you know things are looking pretty bad

[Anonymous No.49512961]

imagine listening to Joseph Robinette Biden

imagine tuning in to the January 6th committee meeting

[Anonymous No.49512966]

>>49512310
People still think 2016 was two putins in a trenchcoat

[Anonymous No.49512978]

>>49512915
The administration is a slave to the oil barons

[Anonymous No.49512981]

>>49512900
Come now mr goyim you didn't think we"d pay you for those puts??

[Anonymous No.49512984]

>>49512606
I thought recessions were a good thing?

[Anonymous No.49512989]

>>49512266
Because fuck you that's why

[Anonymous No.49512993]

>>49512851
>the government admit they were wrong.
Anon, they'd just censor the starving and shoot anyone who points out that people are starving. Pointing those things out are a threat to democracy

[Anonymous No.49513006]

Lmao I guess the 2 more weeks for the US collapse are finally happening

[Anonymous No.49513014]

>>49512984
i'm looking forward to this year's hot dog eating contest

[Anonymous No.49513025]

>>49512984
>a mild recession
it's going to be a fucking bloodbath

[Anonymous No.49513027]

>>49512915
The average car on the road is 20 years old. They hate that you buy used. They hate that you can fix it yourself. They hate that they can't track you. They hate that you have freedom.

Buy the EV and soon you'll be supporting the 5 trillion dollar Green New Deal simply because otherwise you can't volt up your tesla because there aren't enough volting stations around. 1 trillion for infrastructure and 4 trillion for Brandon's bank account.

[Anonymous No.49513036]

>>49512340
>if he repeats it enough people will start believing it.
Midterms will be testament that this indeed works.

[Anonymous No.49513040]

>>49513025
Its fine.

[Anonymous No.49513047]

>>49512984
>THERE IS NO RECESSION BUT IF THERE WAS IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING (AND THAT'S A GOOD THING)
I'm glad we are rugpulling all the Gen Xers

[Anonymous No.49513048]

>>49512310
Pulter seems to be the most powerful man in human history

[Anonymous No.49513054]

Crude's ending flat on the week

[Anonymous No.49513057]

>>49512181
S-source?

[Anonymous No.49513061]

>>49512571
Bought cheap calls mid day near the low my fellow baron

[Anonymous No.49513063]

>>49512851
The decentralized nature of the USA is supposed to protect us from this. I expect red states to do fine. Maybe even throw up borders against blue ones to stop a herd of hungry liberals demanding equal rights for food consumption.

[Anonymous No.49513064]

Which one of you retards is Garbage Don on stock twits? Will you stop talking about gay guys and schlongs on siga. For fucks sake your a closeted homosexual.

[Anonymous No.49513072]

>>49513036
Stop saying midterms like it means anything. Everyone with a brain knows the dems are done midterms are already over the bets have been cast and everyone is waiting for their payday on predictit.com

[Anonymous No.49513080]

>>49512984
Ahhh yes the good old mild recession, i'm gonna hang myself.

[Anonymous No.49513081]

>>49512571
what ticker for oil

[Anonymous No.49513083]

buying 10 390 puts for 6/13. See you Monday fukcing niggers adios

[Anonymous No.49513095]

biden bros...

[Anonymous No.49513098]

I wonder what affect todays CPI will have on future rate hikes. I few weeks ago certain feds were saying they might pause for a while after two 50bps hikes in june and july, but with how inflation is currently looking that might not be on the table anymore

[Anonymous No.49513101]

>>49513064
no, you can't tell me what to do you aren't my real dad!

[Anonymous No.49513108]

>>49513072
Lol if Rtards take the government from dems you can enjoy your new Somalia fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.49513121]

[Anonymous No.49513129]

>>49513098
If they even imply that they could rise up to 75bps then the market will gigadump

[Anonymous No.49513137]

>>49513081
I shouldn't but I'll give you one, AOI. :)

[Anonymous No.49513149]

>>49513101
Post actual information instead of being a homophobic retard.

[Anonymous No.49513150]

>>49513064

Lmao post screen caps

[Anonymous No.49513159]

what's for lunch west coast SMG?

[Anonymous No.49513161]

>>49513108
The most important issue facing Amerika today is trans rights and universal gender reassignment insurance

[Anonymous No.49513163]

>>49513072
>>49513108
Fewer gay hearings but not like the executive branch would unfuck itself. Gridlock will continue to prevail.

[Anonymous No.49513171]

>Environmental, social, and governance, or ESG, criteria have become really important in many ways, but unless and until people can agree on something similar to generally accepted accounting principles, or GAAP, that more clearly defines what constitutes the various modes of ESG, it will continue to be whatever anyone says it is (“Struggling to Make Sense of ESG Investing? Here’s Help,” Guide to Wealth, June 3).

It's all just boomers having the worst opinions possible. No wonder shit is fucked and never gets better. Boomers don't even know what's fucking happening in the world, they think blackrock and vanguard are very cool guys with 20 trillion in assets.

[Anonymous No.49513179]

oh no
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.49513183]

>>49513149
>Crying about stocktwits

[Anonymous No.49513185]

>>49513121
Buy now pay never
There's a reason that Kmart and Walmart lay away plans didn't work in the 90s and this revamp obviously solidified that reason

[Anonymous No.49513190]

>>49513098
Thats the worst part we were already planning consistent 50 point hikes. Now we might need 75

[Anonymous No.49513194]

>>49513149
no.

[Anonymous No.49513198]

>>49513098
yeah it influences it. although the fed cares more about the PCE deflator vs CPI

[Anonymous No.49513200]

>>49513108
>africa is the way it is because of little government
Retarded re-dditor detected.

[Anonymous No.49513202]

>>49513149
But anon, all the information about SIGA *is* homophobic.

[Anonymous No.49513225]

>>49513179
what happens when the fed balance sheet line dumps over the next week, bros?

[Anonymous No.49513229]

>>49513198
what even is the current rate?

[Anonymous No.49513234]

What if we strapped jpow to a rocket and sent him to Pluto? Would that solve inflation?

[Anonymous No.49513247]

So now that biden's speech is over, what is the market doing still crabbing?

[Anonymous No.49513248]

>>49513108
>35% approval

[Anonymous No.49513250]

>>49513179
They're not even doing QT they're just talking about it, barely even raped any hikes so far, just talking and talking

[Anonymous No.49513252]

>>49513179
>>49513225
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.49513260]

>>49513179
there seems to be a correlation...

[Anonymous No.49513273]

>>49513248
I refuse to believe there are 35% brainless retards that approve of Jim Brandon

[Anonymous No.49513276]

>>49513108
wtf I like dems turning american into commie mexico now
thanks, comrade

[Anonymous No.49513278]

>>49513250
I can't believe global markets are governed by trolling.

[Anonymous No.49513284]

>>49513179
Those crazy fuckers did it. Biden better pass BBB or his boomer supporters aren’t going to have any retirement left!

[Anonymous No.49513294]

>>49512730
exactly thatwrv40

[Anonymous No.49513298]

>>49513273
they'd approve of anyone that was willing to give them free shit

[Anonymous No.49513301]

Its so fucking humid I can't think straight to trade

[Anonymous No.49513307]

>>49513298
good point my man.

[Anonymous No.49513317]

>>49513260
>>49513179
QQQ went up as the FED ran off their balance.

[Anonymous No.49513319]

>>49513273
I take polls and I always respond that I think he’s doing a great job. (Which he is)

[Anonymous No.49513321]

how long is expiry on the fed assets that they aren't renewing?
if it's 1y, then what was purchased this week last year was $110B

[Anonymous No.49513326]

>>49513149
Ok i just posted something that is very informative kek

[Anonymous No.49513327]

>>49513108
Retard.

[Anonymous No.49513333]

>>49513284
>"we need more infrastructure!"
>conde nast hires 500 writers to be insurrection experts

[Anonymous No.49513337]

>>49513301
This is why AC is important.

I write it off on my taxes as a business expense.

[Anonymous No.49513345]

>>49513108
Aren’t we already in Somalia according to you morons? “SHooTingS dOnt HaPpen iN dEvelOpeD countries” remember that?

[Anonymous No.49513360]

>>49513064
I know that Zim bagholder

[Anonymous No.49513365]

>>49513345
Don't even engage on this level. Just let them talk as much as they want.

[Anonymous No.49513366]

>>49513321
The fed has an average portfolio duration of 11 years currently, and owns about 40-50% of all long term bonds
Just Google fed soma account, they publish their holdings

[Anonymous No.49513372]

>>49513121
Can I buy now pay later on gas.
With the stipulation that I pay whatever gas is worth when I pay, not when I buy.

[Anonymous No.49513373]

>>49513345
I always just respond that I just bought a new AR-15

[Anonymous No.49513376]

>>49512084
Virgin JPOW vs Chad Volcker.

Just let everything crash already, you massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.49513377]

how patient are you anons?

[Anonymous No.49513390]

>>49513057
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94266391

[Anonymous No.49513392]

>>49513360
I sold at 70 fren and now im a Siga baggie at 11.30

[Anonymous No.49513396]

this crab fest sucks
the only way you made $ today is if you bought puts yesterday and had the balls to hold them overnight last night.

[Anonymous No.49513398]

>>49513366
the avg doesn't answer my question, though
what are they allowing to expire right now?

[Anonymous No.49513403]

>>49513321
comb through here
maturities are listed there
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/soma-holdings

[Anonymous No.49513412]

>>49513376
OoOoOoOoOo VOLCKER EVENT TIME VOLCKER EVENT TIME
ZOOMIE CHADS WE’RE GONNA GET A BUSSIN ENTRY INTO THE NEXT BULLRUN

[Anonymous No.49513415]

>>49513372
>Gas is $5 now, but is $9 when your bill comes due
lel that would be like reking yourself on a short.

[Anonymous No.49513429]

>>49513415
I may I have to buy gas either way so

[Anonymous No.49513433]

>>49513390
You are a scholar and a gentleman my friend.

[Anonymous No.49513436]

>>49513333
Probably, but the money printer cannot stop. They have to do something or else they’re totally fucked. Can they be even stupider than I thought?
>>49513365
I want to twist the knife a bit, anon.

[Anonymous No.49513460]

>>49513415
I have to buy gas either way so, why not. Could also go down.

[Anonymous No.49513472]

>>49513403
ty anon
i'm counting $39B to mature over the next week

[NiceSvenAnon No.49513474]

>>49512084
I want whatever he smoked.

[Anonymous No.49513479]

why did oil dump with the market? is everything tied together. shouldn't commodities have their own life kinda. or is it the same big boys dumpin it.

[Anonymous No.49513494]

>>49513377
Waiting till September to start buying

[Anonymous No.49513504]

O boy it's gonna be an extra sour hour

[Anonymous No.49513506]

>This alliterate executive who is no longer an executive of the company with the ridiculous name change, which was also ridiculous when a NBA player did it first, has been promised the 1/100th seat should the current occupant die or retire. That would give her the easiest path to election in 2024 too. (((Sheryl Sandberg/Dianne Feinstein)))

[Anonymous No.49513508]

>>49513479
if the economy is in the shitter then less oil is going to be needed.

[Anonymous No.49513514]

>>49513474
>if you make money, you're the problem
dems 2024 ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49513517]

why is GME up?

[Anonymous No.49513518]

>>49513479
because there's only a small negative correlation with the market. Everything is dumping because people are stupid and think they can time the market. Nothing actually changed with a lot of the companies so it's literally all just noise

[Anonymous No.49513522]

>>49513398
>how long is expiry on the fed assets that they aren't renewing?
Go look at the soma account... they don’t give guidance, technically everything that is maturing is a t-note. Some will be rolled over

[Anonymous No.49513525]

>>49513412
>ZOOMIE CHADS WE’RE GONNA GET A BUSSIN ENTRY INTO THE NEXT BULLRUN
>tfw I can pick up 30 year bonds paying over 10%
I'm ready for it. Do it powell please.

[Anonymous No.49513537]

>>49513377
not enough. buy right sit tight. the sitting is the hardest.

ive had a few recently when i sold then day or two and my thesis is right.

[Anonymous No.49513552]

>>49513474
>it's the MAGA people who caused inflation
he's a literal fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.49513564]

>>49513333
I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.49513565]

>>49513518
i meant literally crude oil futures. they dumped too

[Anonymous No.49513568]

>>49513200
Republicans have done nothing but expand the government for the last 40 years. Where have you been stupid nigger? Oh of course you know nothing about politics you only vote for whatever candidate has an R on the ballot. Fucking dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.49513572]

>>49513561
>>49513561
>>49513561

[Anonymous No.49513573]

>>49513552
I mean technically trump did sign almost all the stimulus packages

[Anonymous No.49513579]

>>49513571
>>49513571

[Anonymous No.49513599]

Thoughts on VTNR? Down 7% from $18 thinking this may be a good entry

[Anonymous No.49513602]

>>49513474
he cant even coherently blame teh Republicans. obama should be impeached

[Anonymous No.49513613]

>>49513525
sex lamy

[Anonymous No.49513637]

>>49513474
He's right, I do have a fundamentally different view of the role of (((government)))

[Anonymous No.49513645]

>>49512993
>100% fake quotes
Yikes. Cringe.
Listen and believe all /pol/tards ladies. Don't ask questions don't ask for source.

[Anonymous No.49513683]

>>49513573
That altogether don't even amount to an insignificant fraction to the BBB (aka 666) shit he's pulled since.

[Anonymous No.49513686]

>>49513637
I actually recently put my hitler book in a sealed folder and hid it in my closet...

[Anonymous No.49513696]

>>49513568
You're fucking retarded, biden literally just told you he aims to increase government oversite. He tried to pass manatory vax bill, he tried to establish a minstery of truth, ect, ect.

You are fucking retarded, kys.

[Anonymous No.49513721]

>>49513248
>35% approval rating
>not understanding this is among democrats as well
>not understanding the approval rating is so low because literally no Democrat actually supports Biden trump was just way worse and only actual schizos can't see it
>not understanding democrats are seething 10x harder at bidens retardation than Republicans because it gives you 70 iq morbidly obese amerimutts the ammunition you need to steal the next few elections and overthrow the government
>not understanding that the literal retards who are in the republican party at the top will turn usa into Somalia and take western civilization with it
>enjoy your 1984 future under Chinese rule. Start learning mandarin you fucking faggot. You're gonna need it.

VERIFICATION NOT FUCKING REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.49513753]

>>49513696
>patriot act under Republicans
>LE DEMS
pls kys

[Anonymous No.49513759]

>>49512933
Then god will be worshiping me soon

[Anonymous No.49513788]

>>49513753
>no one read it
>signed unanimously by dems as well
Buys you nothing retard.

[Anonymous No.49513810]

>>49513048
Remember when we had a president who could move markets? Enjoy it while you can Russians.

[Anonymous No.49513811]

>>49513753
>OSAMA.
>PRICE.
>HIKE.

[Anonymous No.49513825]

>>49513788
>le both sides
Have fun in Somalia nigger

[Anonymous No.49513841]

>>49513721
The current dems are literal 1984 you retard, they tried to make a ministry of fucking truth, they tried to mandatory vax you, they don't believe in the constitution or liberal rights. You fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.49513889]

>>49513841
>operation warp speed
>it's a good vaccine
>it's a safe vaccine
If you think under Blumpf things in that regard would've went any different... anon..

[Anonymous No.49513902]

>>49513613
Sex market

[Anonymous No.49513924]

>>49513889
>funding a vaccine
>same as forcing it on you
Fucking retard, kys.

[Anonymous No.49513930]

>>49513474
Since poor people use most of the services provided by government they should pay more. It’s only fair.

[Anonymous No.49513954]

>>49513924
No u

[Anonymous No.49514028]

>>49513721
>Trump was worse
To the contrary, only schizos think mean tweets coming to an end is preferable to infinitely skyrocketing gas costs.

You are alone, redd itard.

[Anonymous No.49514058]

>>49513954
>meme from 2005
Is your entire internet experience just reading encyclopedia dramatica for dead memes? Fuck off, newfag.

[Anonymous No.49514132]

>>49513333
checked. blessed digits

[Anonymous No.49514149]

>>49514058
U mad, bro?

[Anonymous No.49514210]

>>49514149
Trollolol

[Anonymous No.49514304]

>>49513637
actually i dont have a tv or a chair.
dont need it

[Anonymous No.49514410]

>>49514304
based bedridden NEET

[Anonymous No.49514505]

>>49514410
i also have a folding chair but yeah