/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49507800]

Suicide hotline edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>49506411

[Anonymous No.49507819]

SEND BACKUP. REINFORCEMENTS URGENTLY NEEDED!

[Anonymous No.49507828]

reminder, you must read books to post ITT

[Anonymous No.49507832]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49507833]

SHIT
AND
PISS
500

[Anonymous No.49507834]

Remember: we can go much, much higher.

[Anonymous No.49507838]

SHIT AND PISS FIVE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49507839]

>>49507828
Racism isn't allowed on blue boards

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.49507840]

HARBY OF THE MELTDOWN TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING
HARBY OF THE MELTDOWN TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING
HARBY OF THE MELTDOWN TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING
HARBY OF THE MELTDOWN TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING

[Anonymous No.49507846]

Should I sell my SQQQ at the end of the day and buy back in at a lower amount? Or is this fucker going to just keep going up?

[Anonymous No.49507848]

>>49507782
This.

[Anonymous No.49507850]

>>49507828

[Anonymous No.49507851]

Buckle up Buck-a-roos!

[Anonymous No.49507852]

Are you doing your part to keep money flowing through the economy, /biz/? What was the last expensive thing you bought?

[Anonymous No.49507864]

CRAMER STOP!!!!

[Anonymous No.49507871]

>>49507828
i hope all the worlds documented history gets completely burned up and erased

[Anonymous No.49507874]

>DXY above 104

Love it

[Anonymous No.49507882]

>>49507832
>ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49507886]

>>49507852
bought a DJI FPV drone and an electric bike

[Anonymous No.49507887]

MUMU
HOW DYA LIKE DEM APPLES

[Anonymous No.49507888]

>>49507852
A System76 Pangolin laptop.
A new set of tires because of these fucking potholes.

[Anonymous No.49507893]

>>49507874
SOON
DXY 150

[Anonymous No.49507897]

Is 350 Siga shares enough?

[Anonymous No.49507903]

Hahaha at least I don't have to worry about my covered calls expiring ITM lmao. F-free money...

[Anonymous No.49507909]

>>49507828
What if you just skim them?

[Anonymous No.49507911]

>be me
>spinning up a repo to store some thinkscript and other finance-related scripts i've written
>bitbucket wants to name default branch "main"
>change it to "master"

[Anonymous No.49507912]

And a little bit of chicken fried

[Anonymous No.49507917]

Sitting on cash, fuck the market, fuck Joe Biden, and fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.49507918]

Yes, I think I will be buying a bottle of the expensive stuff today anons.

[Anonymous No.49507919]

>>49507864
Cramer said to sell ahead of march 2020

[Anonymous No.49507921]

>>49507850
Where peepee

[Anonymous No.49507924]

STOP THE DAMN MARKET

[Anonymous No.49507929]

>>49507903
Haha y-yea me too

[Anonymous No.49507939]

>>49507852
Food and petrol.

[Anonymous No.49507942]

>>49507852
I spent $4000 last month furnishing my house from top to bottom.

[Anonymous No.49507947]

>>49507852
The last thing I did was give some desperate thot on OF like ~200 dollars or so. Was thinking about buying a couple more of porn videos in a month or two

[Anonymous No.49507952]

[Anonymous No.49507955]

>>49507852
A tank of gas.

[Anonymous No.49507957]

>>49507864
Whenever this nigger opens his mouth, things go down the shitter

[Anonymous No.49507959]

https://voca.ro/11a2UymfA0X2

[Anonymous No.49507962]

>>49507852
Do prostitutes count? Usually get a girl or two for the whole weekend. Maybe 12K a month I guess. Don't judge, I'm ugly :(

[Anonymous No.49507963]

>>49507942
I don't furnish my house because I will never have guests or family anyway and I'm just going to spend all day at my computer.

[Anonymous No.49507974]

HOW TF IS THE US DOLLAR GOING UP AGAINST THE EURO AND POUND WHILE EATING FUCKING SHIT ON THE YIELD!!?? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN SOXL

[Anonymous No.49507979]

>>49507921
saved

[Anonymous No.49507983]

>>49507903
lol same, this is the only cope i have

[Anonymous No.49507985]

>>49507962
I'm judging.

[Anonymous No.49507986]

>>49507828
ive been reading only investing books.

[Anonymous No.49507991]

there's still resistance to the selling, and lots of retail and algos BUYING LE DIP for going back to ATHs in 2 months.
we still gotta long, long, long way to fall. SOXX $250 shit before this is over. don't even think about where soxlstein will be at. -95% from ath just like china did.

[Anonymous No.49508005]

Whats up with oil ?

[Anonymous No.49508007]

>>49507852
I'm about to break my lease so I'm going to have to pay my landlord like 5k for the privilege of not living there any more

[Anonymous No.49508019]

>>49507963
As much money as I spent, I didn't buy a couch for this very reason. Just a nice armchair for me

[Anonymous No.49508029]

Who depression/upward turn here?

[Anonymous No.49508030]

>>49507974
People want dollars because it lets them buy dollar bonds.

[Anonymous No.49508040]

>buy SOXL when it’s down 10%
>sell when it’s up 10%

Is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.49508044]

How have we not fallen into a recession yet?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.49508048]

>>49508007
you could just leave and not pay him you know lol

[Anonymous No.49508051]

>>49507985
;_;

[Anonymous No.49508052]

>>49507852
A new sauce pan from TGT. It was on sale and cost like $20

[Anonymous No.49508053]

>>49508005

[Anonymous No.49508058]

>>49508005
>WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER ROUSE SAYS BIDEN HAS NOT RULED OUT SUPPORT FOR WINDFALL PROFIT TAX ON BIG OIL

[Anonymous No.49508063]

Anyone got their eyes on anything at a particular price? I'm going to buy the shit out of Adobe if it goes ~300. Pretty significant chance of Microsoft buying them up in the next 3-4 years so potentially a big win.

[Anonymous No.49508065]

sirs...

[Anonymous No.49508068]

>>49508044
I think you forgot that Trump and Biden both printed TRILLIONS of dollars.

[Anonymous No.49508069]

>SPY trying to hold 390

[Anonymous No.49508078]

>>49508030
>cause it lets them buy dollar bonds
No one wants dollar bonds because they're getting expensive. THAT'S WHY YIELD IS GOING UP. PEOPLE DON'T WANT BONDS

[Anonymous No.49508080]

>>49507963
>>49508019
I should have done that, instead of normie'd out most of my house

[Anonymous No.49508089]

>>49508053
>WHITEHOUSE ADVISOR DEESE: NUTS

[Anonymous No.49508090]

Two word toobz
>Tactical
>Soap
We may lose all our money, but the of age, consenting, cis gendered, alive females can't resist the alpha male scent of tactical soap, TWU!

[Anonymous No.49508093]

>>49507959

[Anonymous No.49508097]

>>49508044
Nigga we recession now, the numbers just haven't rolled in yet.

[Anonymous No.49508102]

>>49508058
That means he's ruled it out or can't get it passed.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.49508107]

>>49508044
recessions usually happen before people realize they are in one
we are in one
by the end of the year the mainstream will be hammering it down your throat
thats when you buy back into the market

btw i just thought of that meetkevin fag who gloated about selling everything and rebuying the "bottom" a couple months ago
what ever happened to him now that weve gone even lower? hope that faggots broke

[Anonymous No.49508108]

here we go folks, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.49508109]

>>49508078
They want them more than Italian bonds. It's a sort of "outrun the bear" moment.

[Anonymous No.49508112]

>>49508053
>>49508058
Shouldn't that raise oil prices as it hinders production and lowers future supply? Is it just algos reacting to the news?

[Anonymous No.49508114]

>>49507963
Yep, had a nice 1800+ Sq ft two story in Orlando. Big rooms and everything and I just looked around and my wife and I knew we weren't ever going to fill it up. It wasn't worth it because neither of us want to have people over. Sold the house for 350k during the peak of this bubble and now happy we don't have as much space

[Anonymous No.49508115]

>>49508040
no, its not. we have a lot of bagholders here who got burnt because that shit only works until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.49508119]

Is there an actual, tangible, logical reason that NVDA is down six fucking percent today?? Surely there's some sort of news that specifically has to do with that particular company and the entire market isn't trading in unison on spooky headlines like some fucking shitcoin

[Anonymous No.49508121]

>>49508068
The fed did the printing, although beijing biden enacted tons of plans that involved infinite printing and orange man went too hard on the reliefs.

[Anonymous No.49508122]

>>49507991
LOOK AT THIS GRAAAPH

[Anonymous No.49508140]

>>49507963
Based and asceticismpilled.

[Anonymous No.49508144]

>>49508121
I don't care about the specifics. Trump and Biden, BOOMERS, ruined the country.

[Anonymous No.49508151]

>>49508044
We are in a recession

[Anonymous No.49508152]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.49508156]

I can't deal with this shit...

This must be capitulation phase.

[Anonymous No.49508157]

>SPY -4.5% in 2 days
I can't believe this, I'm expecting it to rally at some point today

[Anonymous No.49508165]

>>49508144
Yes. Day of the pillow FUCKING WHEN?

[Anonymous No.49508166]

>>49508119
Beta, it just moves 2x tech indexes in general

[Anonymous No.49508170]

I bought NRGU and XOM calls, Think I may have jumped in a bit early, but already looking like they'll be green by end of day.
Still sad I cheaped out on my attempt at opening puts yesterday, lots of missed gains.
>>49508005
tis but a flesh wound, oil stocks will pump back up start of next week brandon is retarded and congress won't support the tax.

[Anonymous No.49508173]

>>49508156
not yet fren. not yet

[Anonymous No.49508175]

>>49508089
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.49508176]

>>49508119
THE CHANNEL BOTTOM MUST BE HIT. THOSE ARE THE RULES.

[Anonymous No.49508178]

>>49508112
Bringing more oil online is bearish, but this is not something that can happen immediately so my guess is this is a temporary pull back.

[Anonymous No.49508181]

Alright, who opened up a short at 3910?

[Anonymous No.49508184]

Bought the bottom. See you guys up above.

[Anonymous No.49508187]

>>49508156
>I can't deal with this shit...
>This must be capitulation phase.
hahaha the meltup hasn't even started yet dear.

[Anonymous No.49508188]

>>49507852
$500 for new tires

[Anonymous No.49508189]

>>49508053
>profit tax on oil
yes, fix shortages by restricting supply and penalizing the producers
how about this, for every cent rise in energy prices, a politician gets 100 whippings

[Anonymous No.49508191]

Imagine if Jim Brandons 50 trillion Build Black better insane pork spending bill passed inflation would have been 50%

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.49508193]

>>49508156
capitulation isnt until the spy breaks 300
you can buy and sleep easy when the spy is under 300

[Anonymous No.49508196]

HAI GUIZ

[Anonymous No.49508205]

>>49508112
Well the windfall tax is bad for oil companies, but otherwise what >>49508178 said. On selloff days, everything sells off.

[Anonymous No.49508204]

>>49508119
> the entire market isn't trading in unison on spooky headlines like some fucking shitcoin
It's been trading exactly like that for almost two years now, with the exception of oil.

[Anonymous No.49508210]

>>49508119
Maybe the smart money is dumping because of China threats over Taiwan and all of the semiconductor stuff there? I have no fucking clue anon. Maybe it's a spook

[Anonymous No.49508214]

>>49507852
Apart from gas and groceries? A couple used books and a small Lego set.

[Anonymous No.49508216]

it's not too late to buy gold and silver anon

[Anonymous No.49508215]

>>49507852
I'm buying more alcohol. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.49508217]

>>49507800
>I'M NEVER GOING TO FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS

[Anonymous No.49508223]

baggie hope you didnt sell my manz, youre rich.

[Anonymous No.49508222]

Fuuuck I'm really finna slurp some SOXL if it keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.49508230]

>>49508156
-30% spy?

[Anonymous No.49508237]

>>49507897
enough for what?

[Anonymous No.49508240]

>*TRADERS PRICE 50% CHANCE OF 75-BASIS-POINT FED HIKE IN JULY

A man can dream.

[Anonymous No.49508246]

May Allah have mercy on me, I am getting more fucked than a chinese spy in Hunter Biden's hotel room

[Anonymous No.49508262]

>>49508112
A bit of algo reaction mixed with fear of reduced oil demand due to worsening economic conditions brought on by inflation.

[Anonymous No.49508263]

Tfw smg misses out on SIGA because….reasons

[Anonymous No.49508269]

>>49508246
I feel sorry for that underage chinese boys that had to sexual service a degen like Hunter

[Anonymous No.49508271]

You idiots deserve everything that is happening to you. Devine retribution for being horrible racists.

[Anonymous No.49508274]

I've been holding SOXL and TQQQ for a massive 60% loss, I'm almost down a year of my annual salary. At this point I just want to see these funds to go to zero and close down

Please insult me and make me hurt myself.

[Anonymous No.49508276]

i even make the wrong decision when i inverse myself

[Anonymous No.49508288]

SOXS? More like SUCCESS!

[Anonymous No.49508289]

$SPX low of day getting challenged multiple times.
capitulation and easing of downward pressure could send it back to 4000pts or even as high as to close the gap.
"Yes, we all knew inflation is going to be bad." is gonna settle in at some point.

[Anonymous No.49508290]

>>49508222
Slurp and it keeps dipping, slurp more and it dips more. It already happened to me once. Ended up with 500 shares at $30.55 and sold at 20% loss. I was too afraid to buy SOXS

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.49508291]

>>49508210
>Maybe the smart money is dumping
heres what you need to understand:
the big boys aka the "smart" money have been unwinding positions for 6 months
they still arent done
theres no kneejerk respond to anything here
they are selling it ALL but because its so much stuff and they dont want to just put the market at 0 by market selling their MASSIVE positions they have to take their time selling

[Anonymous No.49508297]

>>49507959

[Anonymous No.49508298]

>>49508216
I have 30k worth of gold and silver. It has yet to pay dividends or interest. And is more illiquid than my old graphics card.

[Anonymous No.49508303]

>>49508215
I hope you mean alcohol calls.

[Anonymous No.49508304]

>>49508271
the most racist of us are actually profiting right now

[Anonymous No.49508308]

>>49507852
Bunch of gear so I can grow psilocybin mushrooms

[Anonymous No.49508309]

I can't believe ran fucking won

[Anonymous No.49508310]

>>49508271
>Devine retribution for being horrible racists.

Nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.49508311]

>>49508053
>retard comes into office swinging at oil companies and production capacity
>depletes strategic reserve
>threatens domestic producers with more tax and regulation
>oil and gas prices explode upward
Bidensisters: THIS. IS. WINNING.

[Anonymous No.49508313]

Barclays just called the next rate Rise as 75 basis points.
Helmets on lads, were going to test 381

[Anonymous No.49508314]

I'm buying the dip and putting my stick into brown girls.

[Anonymous No.49508316]

>random drone stock play was up 5% in a sea of red
>sold, now 100% in cash
>can survey my whole watchlist and bottomfeed on the cheapies
cash chads ww@?

[Anonymous No.49508319]

>oil tanks
>sqqq moons
>covered calls probably gone
net zero for today so far.

[Anonymous No.49508323]

Oh look, the RTSI is up 4% today.

[Anonymous No.49508324]

>>49508303
That price action is all me.

[Anonymous No.49508325]

>>49508156
we're not even close to capitulation. we're only just peeked into a bear market. they've not even declared a recession yet. you're delusional from the 14 year pump and dump scheme.

[Anonymous No.49508326]

I have made so much more money in this bear market than I did in the megabull run of 2021 lol

[Anonymous No.49508329]

>>49508246
You are only ever promised mercy on your soul, not on your butthole.

[Anonymous No.49508333]

>>49508298
You can go to any lcs and sell, it's pretty liquid.
If it has yet to pay off, then you must have bought in the past few months instead of when you should've (during the bullrun).

[Anonymous No.49508338]

>>49508240
Fuck July, 75 bps hike on Wednesday. Unless JPow wants to drag this out further and guarantee a Democrat bloodbath in the elections in November, then I guess he can wait another month and be behind as usual

[Anonymous No.49508339]

>>49508288
imagine a world without commies (china and russia)

my god how beautiful it will be

[Anonymous No.49508340]

>>49508303
Ethanol and Orange Juice, let's go. Classic combination

[Anonymous No.49508342]

This last little pump really got my hopes up. Damn I was ready to be done throwing money at this shit.

[Anonymous No.49508352]

>>49508288
China sees how pathetic and pozzed GAYTO is, ez win

[Anonymous No.49508357]

>>49508298
physical for if shit hits the fan, calls on SLV or GLD for money

[Anonymous No.49508358]

If SPY gets to 386-388 today I'll buy in

[Anonymous No.49508361]

>>49508342
epic.

[Anonymous No.49508374]

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[Anonymous No.49508375]

>>49508271
>Wonder how UONE is doing these days
>Check the chart
How did I miss the wojaks from that? I'm here every day.

[Anonymous No.49508383]

>>49507959
CAN'T WAKE UP!!!

[Anonymous No.49508387]

>I FUCKING TOLD YOU /smg/... YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED WHEN I DROPPED SOME INSIDE INFO ON YOU DUMB FUCKS
Bye /smg/

[Anonymous No.49508401]

>>49508308
Tell me about your set up anon. I grow lions mane, golden teachers, and tidal waves.

[Anonymous No.49508402]

>>49508338
75bps won't do shit besides crash the market. Inflation will still rage out of control anything short of positive real rates of interest. I expect Jpow to flip dovish after next FOMC.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49508406]

I sold, too soon, but it's okay, and I even finished my quest for epic hentai >>>/e/2684600

[Anonymous No.49508411]

>>49507828

[Anonymous No.49508414]

>>49508311
Problem?

[Anonymous No.49508418]

>>49507852
6 pack of Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.49508431]

>>49508311
>>depletes strategic reserve
This is going to be an issue. At what price do they expect to refill it at? And when they start traders are going to try to get ahead of them.

[Anonymous No.49508433]

>>49508338
>a Democrat bloodbath in the elections in November
People will be "too paralysed" to vote differently this November. There will be little change and Democrats will keep their shit by minimal margin.
Also the other group of fucktards don't have a solution to any of it either so they aren't going to have any arguments whatsoever, except "blessed be the rich guy" maybe.

[Anonymous No.49508434]

>>49508406
thats sick tho. nice call my man. i'm getting a bottle of Don Julio tonight.

[Anonymous No.49508436]

>>49507852
A couple oz of gold and weed.

[Anonymous No.49508441]

with you screwballs... this isnt my first time

[Anonymous No.49508456]

reminder that jpow can't hike rates more or everything will implode, economy and government. only thing to do is long energy and commodities.

[Anonymous No.49508467]

>>49507947
unironically kys

[Anonymous No.49508472]

Why do muricans even bother with the stock market? American stocks pay fuck nothing. Wow. 1% dividend yield. Monthly? No, yearly!

[Anonymous No.49508474]

>DRV: +6.21%

>>49508431
Whatever the price is in October IIRC.

[Anonymous No.49508475]

>>49508357
After 2008 everyone should know that the goverment will always step in to prevent that. They don't care about you and they will do everything to keep the current system running. "pm as a hedge" is a tool for jpm to make money, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.49508481]

>>49508456
Implosion is the point. Everything has to implode to bring down inflation. The Fed causes demand destruction by increasing the unemployment rate.

[Anonymous No.49508483]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I just need money to buy more anime figs. STOP GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49508484]

>>49508456

[Anonymous No.49508491]

>>49508406
congrats faggot, try not to gamble it all away

[Anonymous No.49508496]

>>49508456
That's why they are doing QT. They will maximize demand destruction within their bounds

[Anonymous No.49508514]

>>49508119
Welcome to the market on ETFs

[Anonymous No.49508517]

>>49508472
Have you seen savings account interest rates?

[Anonymous No.49508519]

>>49508472
For tax reasons a lot of American stocks pay out earnings by what are called buybacks (the company literally buys its own shares on the open market). Dividends are sort of a vestigial meme.

[Anonymous No.49508526]

>>49508223
Whats the equation to solve this to find the starting value? How would that be derived?

[Anonymous No.49508529]

>>49507828

[Anonymous No.49508531]

>>49508433
Nah people will be pissed at oil and food prices skyrocketing, so they’ll vote Republican just to spite the Democrats in power. No one will care about abortion, guns, or any other social issue bullshit when inflation is out of control and the current administration has exasperated it with their anti-oil stance

[Anonymous No.49508533]

>>49507919
I don't think he knew about covid then.

[Anonymous No.49508535]

>>49508481
>>49508484
>>49508496
you retards the fed can't destroy the united states government and economy at the same time just to make the dollar stronger, people are just going to have to pay more for food and energy.

[Anonymous No.49508541]

SPX hitting resistance at 390, if it breaks it, then it will keep going

[Anonymous No.49508543]

>>49508481
>Implosion is the point
Jesus christ you doomfags are so fucking dumb

Inflation is GOOD for the US economy, not sure how you idiots haven't figured this out after the last 70 years. Higher inflation means that the US debt is meaningless. They will make up whatever policy charade they want to keep everything in line while they just continue to print more money, literally forever.

[Anonymous No.49508544]

>>49508401
Gonna go monotub with Uncle Ben's tek to begin with. Got 3 different B+ spore syringes inoculated to agar at the moment.

[Anonymous No.49508552]

>>49508519
>for tax reasons

[Anonymous No.49508555]

>>49508535
this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49508556]

>>49508491
easier said than done

[Anonymous No.49508561]

>>49508526
I dont know man, i'm just a degenerate with mediocre instincts. but I assume it involves algebra that I havent used since I was in high school.

[Anonymous No.49508563]

>>49508526
(18840.81/189)*100 = $9968.68

[Anonymous No.49508578]

SARK

New mining survey results must be fantastic, looks like someone leaked the results

[Anonymous No.49508586]

>>49508541
>if it goes down, it will go down
ok thx

[Anonymous No.49508587]

>>49508556
Can't quit while you are hot.

[Anonymous No.49508590]

>>49508543
Having whiplash inflation that repeatedly creates and destroys demand while jacking up prices anyway is not good for the economy, no. Maybe wait until your banking 202 course before you start saying stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.49508594]

>>49508555
based trips of truth, look at how many fat people we have anyway, they need to eat less, my brother is 370 pounds and still can't stop gorging himself with inflation prices on food.

[Anonymous No.49508597]

>>49508329
The chinese think that's where the soul is though

[Anonymous No.49508600]

>>49507852
spent 700 bucks on amazon for stuff to prepare for the recession
i will single handedly stop the recession

[Anonymous No.49508601]

It's time to buy NRGU if you know what's good for you

[Anonymous No.49508605]

Give me the SPY bottom at 386 you Jewish bastards

[Anonymous No.49508607]

>>49508541
Well, there she goes.

[Anonymous No.49508612]

>>49508541
why do you write spx
if spx had hit 390 I dont think you'd have internet access to post this on

[Anonymous No.49508616]

>>49508594
>gorging himself with inflation prices on food.
Consumer debt hasn't peaked yet, then the real fun begins.

[Anonymous No.49508626]

>>49508433
Nah bullshit ppl hate biden and committed democrats have almost nothing good to advertise about him.

[Anonymous No.49508629]

>>49508590
Welp good thing that most of this "inflation" is just rampant price gouging amirite? You fags clinging to your market paradigms from the 90s are going to get so left behind.

[Anonymous No.49508630]

>>49508552
Well yes. Dividends are income you're forced to realize. The same money used to pump up share values can be realized whenever is more convenient for you, the shareholder.

It's also good for executives timing their stock options but that's sort of ancillary.

[Anonymous No.49508632]

Look, I don't know alot about stocks because of my autism. But I do know tactical soap will bring the honeys to your house.
>Verification not required
TWU

[Anonymous No.49508634]

>want to day trade
>remember id have to pay taxes

literally not worth it

[Anonymous No.49508635]

He has a point you know

[Anonymous No.49508638]

>>49508517
They're like 0.85% in US. Wow, that's a lot! Is it a monthly? No, it's yearly, dude!

If you have a 40k in a US savings account you'll earn 340$ a year. If you have that same amount in a brazilian shopping mall fund, you'll earn a living wage every month. As long a you can keep bringing in US dollars to invest, you've made it.

[Anonymous No.49508642]

>>49508563
ty sir, no idea why that was so hard for me to visualize

[Anonymous No.49508644]

>>49508544
I suggest basic pf tek. The generic pdf is perfect. Uncle Ben tek is a good way to learn at first but eventually you need to get a pressure cooker and pint jars n shiet. I've been at it for over a decade so if you have questions hit me up while I'm here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49508653]

>>49508587
That's right, I should roll it all into OTM TSLA call options.

[Anonymous No.49508654]

>>49508601
>$666
Uh...

[Anonymous No.49508652]

There's going to be a bottom at some point today after this huge 5% drop on SPY

[Anonymous No.49508658]

biden talks at 1:45pm est. expecting a small rally from now until then, and when he speaks mega dumping and drilling into close.

[Anonymous No.49508661]

>>49508626
>and committed democrats have almost nothing good to advertise about him
what do republicans have to offer this November?
voting differently out of spite isn't going to be enough imo.
when push comes to shove people remain more complacent than previously expected

[Anonymous No.49508662]

>>49508635
Sorry, it’s actually Jews

[Anonymous No.49508670]

Wheres that moron that posted the meme saying to buy soxl at $20? I fucking told you retard
I lost all the money i made on the upwards swing yesterday and today. Selling my calls for a loss and just shorting the shit out of NRDS. Fuck it

[Anonymous No.49508680]

>>49507852
unironically a copy of this

[Anonymous No.49508690]

>>49508658
Love a 10% for the NASDUMP and Shit&Piss to shut down the January 6 clown show

[Anonymous No.49508691]

>>49508644
I plan on getting a pressure cooker at some point, but for now I'm just gonna learn the basics before I try different grains and such.

Also going with CVG instead of straight coco coir.

[Anonymous No.49508696]

gap close here we come

[Anonymous No.49508697]

>>49508635
Dems are strangling the energy industry and burning large amounts of crops for "green energy" when starvation in places is coming. Anti pipeline just means more trucks and heavy transport costs

[Anonymous No.49508699]

>>49507852
I bought a PS5 (direct retail for $400, fuck the scalpers) and have spent the last week gaymen. I'm really loving Persona 5, feel free to call me a fag.

[Anonymous No.49508701]

>>49508652
Come back in 6 weeks for the bottom

[Anonymous No.49508706]

>>49508644
Would it be profitable to sell legal mushies at farmers markets?

[Anonymous No.49508707]

>>49508658
They really need to just tell him to say things like "I love oil and oil will be subsidized forever" and "no more minority programs"

[Anonymous No.49508715]

NRGU bros are we going to die with the tech trannies ?

[Anonymous No.49508720]

>>49508629
>Welp good thing that most of this "inflation" is just rampant price gouging amirite?
Oh no, it's a Modern Monetary Theorist

[Anonymous No.49508723]

>>49508661
imagine being this fucking retarded, kek

[Anonymous No.49508731]

>>49508053
THE FED HAS A HUUUUUGE TOOL AND IT'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. THIS MARKET IS TIGHTENING AND OPENINGS WILL BE FILLED, PROVIDING LIQUIDITY

[Anonymous No.49508729]

>>49508699
>direct retail
checked, but where?

[Anonymous No.49508738]

>>49508690
It's great how spastic the dems are
>Ukraine!
>No, focus on abortion!
>No, dead kids!
>Wait wait wait, there was a sit-in in the Capitol like two years ago!
while gas and groceries continue their inexorable climb.

[Anonymous No.49508751]

THE FUCK WAS THAT REVERSAL ON GOLD?

[Anonymous No.49508759]

>>49508635
It's the (((uniparty)))

[Anonymous No.49508760]

>>49508053
These people are such cunts.

[Anonymous No.49508764]

>>49508729
Invite only from the playstation website. I guess yo could try at gamestop or whatever

[Anonymous No.49508771]

>>49508670
>fucking around with cost to borrow and possibility of getting squeezed when you can just buy SARK

[Anonymous No.49508780]

>>49508751
it's finally our time PMbros

[Anonymous No.49508785]

>>49508535
Unless the fed has chosen the alt right side. Raise rates, collapse the economy, fuck over the blue states.

[Anonymous No.49508784]

>>49508720
Even under MMT what he's saying is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.49508789]

I'm still confident the market will close flat. The clock is ticking bobos.

[Anonymous No.49508790]

any chance of a reversal niggers?

[Anonymous No.49508796]

>>49508715
We win on up days, we win on flat days, we eat shit on down days. Such is life.

[Anonymous No.49508800]

>>49508303
/leanhogs/ bros... Looks like we get a W today.

[Anonymous No.49508805]

>>49508699
>I bought a PS5 to play a PS3 game
Gayming in 2022

[Anonymous No.49508807]

>>49508635
He has no point, and you know he doesn't. Imagine suggesting bad ideas then when people don't support you you say, at least I'm trying. As if going in the wrong direction is better than sitting still.

[Anonymous No.49508808]

Inflation = far right talking point

[Anonymous No.49508818]

>>49508635
>oy vey goyim it's these other goys not this got
>oy vey you got it wrong gotim it's these other goyim
>oy gevault why are you looking at my like that goy

[Anonymous No.49508819]

>>49508706
If they're organic and you get fat yields, maybe. There's usually already a guy there doing just that though
>>49508691
Get a presio stainless steel. Don't skimp, its worth the money. The non steel onrs always break. Always. Get the big one and buy a few extra gaskets. You'll hate yourself in 6 months if you don't. I suggest brown rice flour and vermiculite(big grains, fuck people who say otherwise).

[Anonymous No.49508822]

>>49508738
>Masks
>abolish police
>remove minimum incarceration time
>just stops prosecuting looters
>literally censor two congressman for tweeting memes
BUT THE REPUBLICANS ARE VERY MEAN AND SAY HURTFUL THINGS ON THE INTERNET

[Anonymous No.49508830]

>>49508790
doubtful, only bad news numbers are ahead for the rest of summer

[Anonymous No.49508831]

>>49508789
Imagine how hard /smg/ will chimp out.

[Anonymous No.49508832]

>>49508790
shorts will close at the end of the day giving a feeble little pump up, but it won't be enough to close the gap we are still finishing red, just slightly less red than it will be at midday.

[Anonymous No.49508833]

>>49508156
>Capitulating in the early stages of bear market
Fucking kek’d. Millenials and zoomers who have only ever experienced bull markets are in for so much pain

[Anonymous No.49508835]

>>49508805
Well I never owned a ps3 so why not

[Anonymous No.49508839]

My SPY higher low price target is between 386-388 otherwise its going to do a Triple Bottom into Fed and OpEx

[Anonymous No.49508843]

>>49507828

[Anonymous No.49508857]

>>49508790
Nah just wait until people dump at noon, buy back at 1pmish then from 2pm to close we giga dump
>>49508789
Delusional

[Anonymous No.49508858]

>>49508785
>I learned about macroeconomics from don lemon

[Anonymous No.49508863]

>>49508833
Yes. But I’m in a nice REIT with kinky dividends. And YANG

[Anonymous No.49508865]

>>49508780
Imagine a whole weekend where inflation is the number one story.
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49508869]

>>49508720
>>49508784
You guys STILL don't understand how much of this is price gouging, huh? Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.49508870]

>>49508771
I might just do sark, thats what i was thinking too. You think right now is a good time to buy? Or should i wait until we’re down through $390?

[Anonymous No.49508874]

SIGA

[Anonymous No.49508884]

>>49508869
>price gouging
peaceful protest of the inflation world

[Anonymous No.49508885]

>>49508869
Look dude, this doesn't work here. Try reddit, like seriously irl.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49508888]

>>49508833
I dunno, I made enough money today with tesla buy puts to buy a tesla.

[Anonymous No.49508890]

Don't say you weren't warned, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.49508893]

>>49508751

[Anonymous No.49508894]

>>49508541
The support is fighting, but perhaps it will break under.

[Anonymous No.49508896]

>>49508635
retards will say anything to keep their gibs

[Anonymous No.49508899]

DEEZ

[Anonymous No.49508913]

>>49508839
HUMINA HUMINA AHOOGA

[Anonymous No.49508925]

>NUTZ

[Anonymous No.49508929]

>>49508865
i just wish silver would catch a better bid with how well gold is doing, but yeah monday should be good too fellow PMbro

[Anonymous No.49508940]

Slurped 1300 SOXL @ 18.82

[Anonymous No.49508943]

>>49508869
Don't take the Lord's name in vain, you filthy tankie.

[Anonymous No.49508952]

>>49508885
>>49508884
/smg/ has lost its touch. Keep sucking rich jewish cock I guess.

[Anonymous No.49508953]

>>49508839
MILKY MILKY MILKERS

[Anonymous No.49508958]

>>49508940
Rip

[Anonymous No.49508969]

>>49508839
3866 for me, that was where it was at last time it went that far.

[Anonymous No.49508968]

Feels bad guys I only made 800 instead of 1600 because I sold my puts when it started to pump again.

[Anonymous No.49508976]

>>49508940
It's going to 15.

[Anonymous No.49508980]

>>49508940
Brandon is going to hurt your feelings this afternoon

[Anonymous No.49508988]

>>49508899
>MSM: HMMMM WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!?!

[Anonymous No.49508991]

>>49508819
Wait, vermiculite in the grain spawn?

[Anonymous No.49508993]

>>49508940
saved for when soxl is <$10 next week

[Anonymous No.49508995]

Watch AAPL, look for the reversal in the chart then buy

[Anonymous No.49508999]

Probably the thing to do during a looming recession is jack up energy prices because it allows to FUD about an opposing political party and their alleged connection to Russia because the real war is that a Republican's vote might count ever again.

[Anonymous No.49509005]

>>49508952
Cope

[Anonymous No.49509007]

Were people being serious when they thought inflation had already peaked? They actually thought a 0.75 interest rate would slow down 15+% real inflation? We’re in Volckers territory and it’s time to admit that we need to start hiking by 1-2 bps monthly.

[Anonymous No.49509023]

>>49508940
SOXL is going to be under 14$ by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.49509024]

>>49508993
To be fair if it dips that low I will sell my whole portfolio and go all in.

[Anonymous No.49509027]

>>49508958
>>49508976
>>49508980
>>49508993
>>49509023

I inverse /smg/ when you're overly bearish

[Anonymous No.49509037]

>>49508635
>the GOP
>the Dems
Nigga both parties are at fault for this shit. Both parties were given check books and told to spend wisely and instead have spent like absolute Niggers winning the lottery for decades. Oh yeah there is a Great Reset coming alright. You're about to see programs get canceled left and right with Govt layoffs out the ass because the FED has said no more free money you free loaders. You know what that also means no more free gibs to 3rd world shit holes and Israel(who am I kidding they will find a way).

[Anonymous No.49509053]

>>49509007
They'll just let the economy tank while doublespeaking about employment/"the labor pool." That will give CNN and Reddit plenty to work with. It's all figured out for 2024, anon, don't worry. They're thinking ahead.

[Anonymous No.49509054]

>>49509007
Well it was really low in April, monthly inflation was lower than a year before. So not unreasonable to assume that May would be low too but it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.49509059]

>>49509027
>I lose money
We get it, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.49509071]

>>49509027
Remember My smug douchbag face next week

[Anonymous No.49509078]

NEXT
>>49509017
>>49509017
>>49509017
>>49509017

[Anonymous No.49509088]

>>49508999
HE.
STILL.
BELIEVES.
IN.
LEFT.
RIGHT.
POLITICS!

<INHALES> BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.49509095]

>>49508925
Move 1 completed, right on time

[Anonymous No.49509097]

What are your lotto calls today boys? You DO take advantage of cheap options the day of expiry, right?

[Anonymous No.49509105]

>>49508929
The industrial side is holding it back, but that will only last so long. Gold will pull it along. All the quick war buyers in PMs got flushed out by now.

[Anonymous No.49509124]

>>49508839
If these hold firm into age she's the perfect wife.

[Anonymous No.49509134]

>>49508991
For pf tek yes.
https://urbanspore.com.au/how-to-grow-mushrooms/pf-tek/
I get better and cleaner yields than all the tub bois at the fungi club

[Anonymous No.49509178]

>>49509088
It matters because only one side reduces taxes and is pro gun. I understand if you don't have to pay taxes though.

[Anonymous No.49509205]

>>49508968
whose this semen demon

[Anonymous No.49509213]

>>49508839
How rich do I need to be to bag a girl like her? Like, give me a number.

[Anonymous No.49509251]

>>49509213
Adjusting for inflation, about 5-6mil USD

[Anonymous No.49509284]

>>49508940
you are a maniac

[Anonymous No.49509290]

>>49508119
Those who don't know how tech stocks trade are doomed to anger and poverty.

[Anonymous No.49509295]

>>49509134
Pretty cool. I'll have to look into that.

[Anonymous No.49509348]

>>49508857
>Delusional
Not at all. I'd actually be incredibly hyped if I thought we'd be getting bigger cheapies, but the reality is that today will be the bottom. If you haven't been loading up this morning, you're going to miss the boat.

Next weeks monthly OpEx timings plus the FOMC's predetermined rate hike will operate like a magnet. Price action all weak will feel stale and manipulated. Crab central. Today is the last moment of real panic that we get until July.

[Anonymous No.49509385]

>>49509095
key issues are important too, they're letting this spread. jan 2023 will unironically be beaten by Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.49509403]

>>49509105
yep, the COT reports look totally washed out since last week

[Anonymous No.49509683]

>>49508053
Lmao. Biden can't create a new tax without congress. Never happening. And unless he can build a refinery in 3 months it's not helping his midterm elections.

[Anonymous No.49510066]

Great buying opportunity bro’s.

[Anonymous No.49510219]

>>49507828

[Anonymous No.49510365]

>>49508869
Care to explain How the highest inflation since 1981 is price gouging?