TSLA SLURP

[Anonymous No.49507750]

Just bought $30K on this dip. Thanks for the cheapies dumbasses

[Anonymous No.49508213]

Just bought another $15K .. SLUUURP

[Anonymous No.49508245]

target to sell 1k?

[Anonymous No.49508268]

>>49508245

$1200 is the top

[Anonymous No.49508305]

>92 P/E
>cheapies

[Anonymous No.49508362]

>>49507750
Good one Cramer.
Will be under 600 by June 15.

[Anonymous No.49508393]

>>49508305
Lmao you’re a paid Rivian employee or exec. Seethe harder

[Anonymous No.49508408]

If you bought the company for its valuation it'd take you almost 100 years to break even at its current income rate. If it doubled its income it'd still take you 50 years to break even on your investment.

[Anonymous No.49508425]

>>49507750
>He thinks Musk has finished tanking the share price

[Anonymous No.49508438]

>>49507750
>buying before elon sells bitcoin
this shitcoin is going sub $500

[Anonymous No.49508487]

>>49508438
>>49508425
Cope harder and stay poor faggots

[Anonymous No.49508492]

thanks for buying my bags, wagie

[Anonymous No.49508515]

>>49508492
So many paid Rivian employees and hedge fund shorters here. Thanks for the cheapies and cope harder

[Anonymous No.49508551]

>>49508245
$100 is the target.

[Anonymous No.49508668]

>>49508551
Another paid FUDer. Cute

[Anonymous No.49508683]

>>49508408
>he's not accounting for shadow income

[Anonymous No.49508713]

>>49508668
Holy cope Elon.

[Anonymous No.49508734]

Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.49508761]

>>49508515
>he thinks normies will be able to afford >$70K car loans when interest rates reach 1980 levels
>he thinks TSLA will be the only EV maker in the market
>after all that, he still thinks that TSLA is worth more than $780B+
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.49508765]

>>49508668
Tesla is the new Enron.
Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.49508793]

>>49508765
>>49508761
Cope and seethe harder chuds. TSLA to the moon ..

[Anonymous No.49508804]

>>49507750
Ok, what’s bedda, Porsche at 100 bill market cap or Tesla at 800 bill market cap. Porsche has half the Tesla revenues or so, higher profit margins and more growth expectations.

full disclosure: I don’t believe Tesla has a tech advantage on self driving cars

[Anonymous No.49508860]

>>49508804
The CEO sent a Tesla to space. Is there a Porsche in space? Didn’t think so retard

[Anonymous No.49508920]

Behold … the green candles of justice coming in soon .. you will be blinded by them

[Anonymous No.49508922]

They are going to release the cybertuck soon. It will moon tesla stock when all the Dales sell their F150s to buy Cybertrucks. Just look at it.

[Anonymous No.49508971]

>>49508922
Stop with the FUD. So what it looks like shit. It’s about the tech. And once Elon sends one to space you will all regret not following me

[Anonymous No.49509069]

And here .. we .. go !

[Anonymous No.49509234]

Still holding from when I've bought TSLA in 2019 and 2020

[Anonymous No.49509241]

>>49508804
>>49508761
Where did you go retards? Liquidated? Never bet against Team Elon

[Anonymous No.49509332]

>>49507750
slurping isnt the impressive part. any pleb can slurp, but will you get that big belch in a couple months to really assert your dominance or will you realize that all you ever had was cheap chinese filler and now youre hungry again

[Anonymous No.49509608]

I know a lot of normies in tech industry, they are Tesla's target market. They all used to talk about Tesla all the time but most are now buying other EVs.

Tesla has earned a lot of ill will because of permanently delayed pre-orders, poor quality control and shady marketing. I know baggies that ordered Tesla and paid FSD in 2017, thinking they will get that. Its now 5 years later and still all they have is a sketchy autopilot that brakes randomly on the highway.

There are baggies that paid 50K to pre-order a roadster and 5 years later still no car.

Cyber truck same story. When other car companies have released actual comparable vehicles in that time and gone to production.

What the fuck kind of a shit company runs this type of scams. They are not built for sustainable growth and market domination.

[Anonymous No.49509623]

>>49508393
lol weak bait

[Anonymous No.49509638]

>>49508922
Looks like something made by Chang Li

[Anonymous No.49509734]

What would you do if you entered TSLA in 2020 and you're up 150% in the current market ?

[Anonymous No.49509792]

>>49509734
HODL and stay on the side of the richest genius in the world retard

[Anonymous No.49511418]

>>49508393
Rivian trucks are actually getting praise for how innovative & nice they are.

[Anonymous No.49511838]

>>49511418
Did you also believe the Nikola hype ?

[Anonymous No.49511933]

>>49507750
Once the cybertruck factory is built cybertruck will sell more than F150

[Anonymous No.49512009]

>>49511838

Comparing Rivian to Nikola is just stupid. It's literally Bezos EC project

[Anonymous No.49512014]

TESLA DESERVES TO BE WORTH MORE THAN EVERY OTHER MAJOR AUTOMAKER COMBINED BECAUSE... IT JUST DOES, OKAY???? ELON IS HECKIN BASED AND REDPILLED. HE'S GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS.

[Anonymous No.49512051]

>>49509792
see >>49512014
You will capitulate -90%, and then the market will pump. Kek

[Anonymous No.49512085]

>>49512014
Don't forget Kimbal Musk! We will hyper loop to Mars with Kimbal!

[Anonymous No.49512086]

>Bill Gates timed the short for the peak and has now made billions
How the fuck does he do it

[Anonymous No.49512190]

>>49512086
He probably shorted when Elon held his poll to sell at the top along with Kimbal.

[Anonymous No.49512386]

>>49512051
Get fucked I’m already up 1.5% . I win again , you lose again

[Anonymous No.49512905]

>>49508804
How does Porsche have any growth potential? They've been at it for a while, I think they got all the growth they were gonna get.

[Anonymous No.49513008]

>>49511418
Yeah when you make like 3 cars per day, they better fucking be top notch.

[Anonymous No.49513039]

>>49512190
>>49512086
Wish I had the balls to short this wild animal of a stock

[Anonymous No.49513113]

>>49512386
I'm a lot more than 1.5% shorting. Seethe more and please do continue HODLing, kek

[Anonymous No.49513245]

>>49508922
I want one but I reckon they'll be hard to service once Tesla goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.49513251]

>>49513113
The end of day pump will liquidate you faggot

[Anonymous No.49513791]

>>49513251
Implying I don't have good portfolio management, fag. You, on the other way, are losing a lot. And it didn't even capitulate yet. If you weren't such a retard, you would've sold every tech stock in the first pump after the 0.25% rates raise. But we're talking about a muskie fan here, so your Down syndrome doesn't allow you to see facts as they are. Keep HODLing, plebbitors! Diamond handsss!

[Anonymous No.49514091]

>>49513791
I win. You lose. End of discussion. By EOD TSLA will be at $750. Imagine betting against the smartest and richest man in the world

[Anonymous No.49514608]

>>49514091
You have to be baiting.

[Anonymous No.49514781]

>>49512905
> How does Porsche have any growth potential
They got 1 yr to 1.5yr waiting lists for new cars. If you bought a Porsche 911 a few years ago, it is worth MORE now then then. If you bought a Tesla Model S a few years ago, it is worth almost nothing now due to its dead batteries.

https://newsroom.porsche.com/en/2022/company/porsche-deliveries-2021-worldwide-27003.html

[Anonymous No.49514794]

test

[Anonymous No.49514841]

>>49514794
You failed

[Anonymous No.49514925]

>>49513008

Keep talking wagie

[Anonymous No.49515397]

>>49514091
I'll be back to laugh at you again when Tesla hits 200$ and lower.

[Anonymous No.49515541]

>>49507750
lol keep nuking ur portfolio retard

[Anonymous No.49516443]

>>49514091
Come back OP, you massive fag.

[Anonymous No.49516527]

>cheapies
>most overvalued stock in history

[Anonymous No.49516592]

>>49513008
Kek

[Anonymous No.49516651]

>>49515541
ITT bunch of retards that have never seen PE change over time. I remember bunch of you seethers on IRC shit talking Amazon. Good times.

[Anonymous No.49517751]

>>49516651
see >>49508734
Now tell me, do you believe Tesla is not a bubble?

[Anonymous No.49517811]

>>49517751

Electric Vehicle & new tech company vs Gasoline Vehicle companies

[Anonymous No.49518974]

>>49517811
>implying only Tesla makes EVs