*** HAPPENING ***

[Anonymous No.49503533]

MAY CPI RELEASE IN 5 MINUTES BRACE YOURSELVES FOR A MICROPUMP THEN A DUMP
NUMBER WILL BE 8.7 EXCEEDING THE PREVIOUS PEAK
MARKETS WERE STABLE/PUMPED THIS WEEK DUE TO THIS ANTICIPATION
SELL NOW
OR
FOREVER BAGHOLD

[Anonymous No.49503566]

Forecast is 8.97% so anything above 9.2% will pull SPX to 3600

[Anonymous No.49503572]

>>49503533
I wouldn't be surprised if they cheat with the inflation data (even more).

[Anonymous No.49503606]

>>49503566
lmao what, post prove fagit. if it's 9% this morning markets will fucking melt.
>>49503572
the problem is if the us cheats on data then its no longer a trustable republic to do business, which is the major edge the US has over other markets
you can generally trust the rule of law, you can generally trust the source of money. the US economic and political system is the closest thing to 'blockchain tech' democracies have at the moment. freedom of press, etc.

[Anonymous No.49503610]

2 minutes hold me cpii bros

[Anonymous No.49503613]

[Anonymous No.49503623]

>>49503566
i thought forecast was 8.2%, anything below that is bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49503631]

>>49503610
1 minute... It's over...

[Anonymous No.49503638]

8.6

[Anonymous No.49503640]

Nothingburger

[Anonymous No.49503665]

OH SHIT OH FUCK
US CPI (Y/Y) SA May: 8.6% (est 8.3%, prev 8.3%)

[Anonymous No.49503668]

>>49503533
8.6%

[Anonymous No.49503679]

>>49503665
so it is over the expected one?

[Anonymous No.49503693]

Motherfucker

[Anonymous No.49503696]

>>49503679
Yes and we are not trending down as we were expecting

[Anonymous No.49503710]

>>49503679
No. Last month was 8.5%, A 0.1% increase mean that inflation is practically reversing

[Anonymous No.49503720]

DOW FUTURES ARE NOW RED
OH SHIT OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.49503733]

>>49503606
>if the us cheats on data
It's not if. They are doing it since forever. Real inflation is always the double of official inflation.

[Anonymous No.49503735]

>>49503696
its 8:34am eastern, the market literally just opened

[Anonymous No.49503750]

>>49503710
NO IT MEANS ANOTHER 8.6 ON TOP OF THAT 8.5 OH SHIT OH FUCK
>>49503735
MARKET OPEN NOT FOR 55 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49503752]

>>49503735
this

[Anonymous No.49503755]

>>49503533
8.6%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49503761]

>>49503710
It was 8.3% expected

[Anonymous No.49503770]

SHIT FUCK

[Anonymous No.49503773]

>>49503750
kek

[Anonymous No.49503783]

>>49503770
>Worst report since 1981

it is over

[Anonymous No.49503796]

[Anonymous No.49503807]

>>49503710
it went up 1.0% in MAY ALONE, the YoY number is understating the problem

[Anonymous No.49503828]

If this was driven by energy prices, well, good news for everyone involved! There is literally nothing in sight slowing down skyrocketing energy prices.

[Anonymous No.49503835]

adliufn;weorthjp9wtnaos;nfg

[Anonymous No.49503844]

Once again, complete nothing burger and everything pukes. Never change, Americans.

[Anonymous No.49503855]

>>49503770
>>49503783
oh, no. it can get worse than that, buddy.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/ron-paul-ads-warn-of-financial-crisis-1432245027
even if you just got here, you had years to prepare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8rMwdQf6k
we've been warning for decades

[Anonymous No.49503869]

>>49503533
nothingburger

[Anonymous No.49503871]

>>49503770
oh no who could have seen this coming

[Anonymous No.49503886]

BTC WTF

[Anonymous No.49503898]

>>49503886
we are not dumping as hard as I thought so far

[Anonymous No.49503908]

>>49503770
so this... is the power of putins price hike

[Anonymous No.49503912]

EVERY MARKET JUST WENT RED WTF IS GOING ON PREMARKET FUTURES WTF

[Anonymous No.49503918]

>>49503844
How the fuck is it a nothingburger? Have you gone to the store lately? Prices are increasing literally week to week.

[Anonymous No.49503931]

>>49503918
Get a job.

[Anonymous No.49503943]

>>49503931
They're getting pay cuts >>49503770

[Anonymous No.49503944]

>>49503918
The pizza I buy went from $1 to $1.70 that's 70% anon this is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.49503945]

>people acting like 8.6% inflation is normal
What the fuck is wrong with this country

[Anonymous No.49503952]

>>49503918
If you have clean water, shelter and basic food you got no reason to complain.

[Anonymous No.49503970]

>>49503945
ur country is dogshit the rest of the world understand this. say goodbye to your status as global reserve currency you amerifats u can have it back when u give up your guns

[Anonymous No.49503975]

>>49503898
I was hoping for a big flash dump to slurp.
I guess I'll give it another hour or two.

[Anonymous No.49503979]

>>49503912
OH MY FUCKING GOD NOOOOO!!! AND WHY ARE WE YELLING???

[Anonymous No.49503985]

>>49503952
You will eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.49503989]

>>49503844
>if nothing changes the official rate, which is always understated, will cut your purchasing power in half in just eight months
>you make $120,000 while gas is $5/gal?
>no you don't, you effectively make $60k while gas is $5/gal
>without investment, there is no possible way to increase supplies of commodities and other immediate production outputs of those commodities like fuel, plastics, caustics, fertilizers
>oh yeah except lol there's also going to be fewer commodity supplies
>we've been underinvesting in production for a decade, funneling those dollars to SOLAR ROADWAYS
>so actually do the math again but with only 80% of today's supply of gas
>"okay folks time to tighten our belts again everyone needs to put more money in the banks so they can make a return in oil lol lmao"
see you on twitter, blue check

[Anonymous No.49503997]

i solded, will buy back later

[Anonymous No.49504000]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.49504015]

ITS STILL GETTING REDDER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OHG FUCK

[Anonymous No.49504045]

Isn’t this a good thing?

[Anonymous No.49504053]

>>49504015
>there are people buying btc right now

lol

[Anonymous No.49504056]

>>49504045
What hopium are you smokin

[Anonymous No.49504062]

all futures, russel, S&P, nasdaq are dumping, but their markets are not even open yet. they are opening in about 50 minutes. it will be a bloodbath. sell you fucking newfags.

[Anonymous No.49504064]

>>49503970
uh hey man yeah cool death to america rah-rah siss boom bah and all that also europe is inflating worse than america is lmao your currencies are literally dying at russia's doorstep and your wealthiest people are throwing their money into US bonds. that's WHY we're inflating, that's why we're the reserve currency. it doesn't end. 8.6% isn't ride-ending. the ride never ends.
now if it's 20% next month, we'll speak again, on new terms, starting by counting how many nuclear warheads you have

[Anonymous No.49504073]

>>49503945
And they agree with every single policy what leads to catastrophe.
>Without inflation no one would buy anything!
>We need moar taxes to pay for my hobby!
>We need moar redistribution or you hate the poor!

[Anonymous No.49504081]

>>49504062
honestly I can't wait to see the carnage

[Anonymous No.49504086]

>>49503533
>>49503566
>Jerome fuds the market
>Everyone buys what he says and thinks deflation is on the way so they sell.
>Fed rate STILL trailing stated price inflation
>No one cares. DEFLATION! STAGFLATION! Just dont use the word hyperinflation!
>New price inflation numbers come out.
>Even fucking HIGHER despite all the dumping.
>NPCs confused as fuck.
>Dump AGAIN.
>2 weeks later market crabs back.
>Crab crab crab. Everyone mad and confused as fuck.
>Jerome fuds.
>Process repeats again and again.
Clown World ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49504099]

>>49504062
imagine being this retard

[Anonymous No.49504101]

>>49503970
Shut up jew mutt you can take my guns over my dead body and a pile of your friends dead bodies.

[Anonymous No.49504105]

>>49503606
This is bait, right?
We have the biggest military and that's IT.

[Anonymous No.49504106]

>>49504045
Why the fuck would this be a good thing? Why would your purchasing power decreasing by 1% month after month be a good thing? And don’t say your mortgage, if we go hyperinflation they will adjust the principle. It has happened in other countries before

[Anonymous No.49504114]

>>49504099
god is my witness, i tried to help.
good luck.

[Anonymous No.49504119]

>>49504056
The collapse of the debt market tiger

[Anonymous No.49504124]

>>49504106
1% is nothing, buy the dip else ngmi. alts are 90% down

[Anonymous No.49504137]

>>49504106
Hyperinflation? What? You mean stagflation or deflation, right? Jerome is going to crash all markets so prices come down. Thats how it works.

[Anonymous No.49504136]

>>49503572
Of course they do, there are alternative CPIs online which are all in double digits. It is the government stupid.

[Anonymous No.49504140]

>>49504086
welcome home, son

[Anonymous No.49504142]

>Core rate (ex food and fuel) up only 0.1% over estimate
>omg the markets gonna crash sell everything guys it's over
Can't tell if this is shitposting or actual retards

[Anonymous No.49504143]

>>49503844
Eurofags deserve every bit of rope coming their way, We are your masters and everything we do changes your whole world. Deal with it nigger.

[Anonymous No.49504152]

>>49504124
I ran out of money to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.49504156]

>>49504064
>>49504101
kek the state of america right now and u wonder why ur country has a fucked up economy

[Anonymous No.49504157]

>>49504137
yep, exactly right.
I hope I'm stepping over landlords who ended it on my way to the shops.

[Anonymous No.49504158]

>>49504106
This. Mortgages WILL be adjusted if hyperinflation ever occurs. The banks will never lose.

[Anonymous No.49504164]

>>49504106
>Why the fuck would this be a good thing? Why would your purchasing power decreasing by 1% month after month be a good thing?
Because it could be worse?

[Anonymous No.49504182]

>>49504137
Unironically this. Anons have been saying for a few months now that if inflation gets worse they will be forced to crash asset prices to strengthen the dollar. I think it could legitimately happen now.

[Anonymous No.49504192]

>>49504106
because it means less resources for mutts filling up the internet with shit.

[Anonymous No.49504198]

>>49503533
Putin's Price Hike

[Anonymous No.49504208]

>pms do nothing
its over lol

[Anonymous No.49504212]

>>49504182
dollar milkshake

[Anonymous No.49504265]

>>49504156
You got btfo’d go cry somewhere else subhuman without a gun

[Anonymous No.49504280]

>>49504182
The problem is that every crash in asset prices will only be temporary because the fed is still printing because the government still has a $31 trillion bill to pay off. Since everyone needs energy and food, investors will just fomo in there due to the price being inelastic going down which drives the commodites they are investing in up in dollar amount but relatively less so in real terms ie crabbing. It isnt rocket science.

[Anonymous No.49504281]

Nice volume.

[Anonymous No.49504289]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUBLE BROS ITS OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.49504305]

I'm disappointed daddy jpow

[Anonymous No.49504308]

>>49504156
every "american" on 4channel is a euro-peon larping because the hate burgers so much

[Anonymous No.49504310]

>>49504280
> bwack wock will bwuy it all up!
no, private credit is being destroyed

[Anonymous No.49504327]

>>49504192
Maybe at some point. But right now consumers are losing their minds. The feds plan isn’t working. People see gas shooting up, the price of other goods shooting up, and they think “well fuck, I better buy now or I won’t be able to afford anything!” They’re just continuing to spend more and more money. Better to have a new car than a worthless dollar, right? And it’s only adding fuel to the inflation fire

[Anonymous No.49504330]

>>49503945
bots

[Anonymous No.49504375]

>>49504310
>muh credit
Americans who make nothing will lose purchasing power to those who do. Try imaging an economy that isnt actually denominated in usd for once.
>It isnt rocket science.

[Anonymous No.49504480]

>>49504375
America relies on rentier activity, USD issuance and the threat of freezing ppl out of USD system.
perception of value is being destroyed by higher rates, assets will fall, just as they rose when rates were cut.

[Anonymous No.49504504]

>>49504327
Americans are buying because they are just stupid, their entire identity is wrapped up in consumption and the more the USA fails the more they want to be patriotic and spend.

[Anonymous No.49504543]

20 min till markets open

[Anonymous No.49504552]

>>49504156
imagine being disarmed by your government and still thinking you have power.

[Anonymous No.49504559]

Why didnt you listen

[Anonymous No.49504562]

>>49504105
wasn't really a bait, just didn't add ALL THE REASONS why people are interested in using the US as a surrogate for business. of course having the last standing military in a war is a good thing. america has a lot of value that extends past that, again, regulations are good. there was a recent BTC podcast about how miners are moving to the US because unlike places like Kazak that promised free sailing for miners, as soon as they moved in a month later they limited the amount of power they can use. not a thing in the US.
in addition the US is very versatile for immigration, in and out. the US passport while not the most powerful per se, is pretty close to the top.
>but this is because the military!
i guess. we're also a geographically isolated country that can export food, energy, and intellectual property.
>>49504504
we're a young country. i hate how people try and compare us to those that have had literally 1000 years on us. relax bro.

[Anonymous No.49504566]

ITS OVER: ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.49504605]

>>49504559
ah a fellow 3x ETF chad
been riding S/TQQQ every other week since december.
feels good not holding ANYTHING and just playing volatility.
ill probably go all in QQQ in jan of next year.

[Anonymous No.49504624]

>>49504552
my country isnt disarmed, we're just smarter fitter better looking more responsible and as a result have a better economy and standard of living
t. not eurobro not amerifag

[Anonymous No.49504663]

>>49503770
Here comes the 75 bps hike

[Anonymous No.49504675]

This is going to be one of those really bloody -8% BTC days isnt it....

[Anonymous No.49504724]

If JayP doesn't give us .75 BP after this report he never will...

[Anonymous No.49504770]

>>49504675
Good

My gold is also falling WTF

[Anonymous No.49504821]

Im not finished with staking my 50k in Bitcoin

Give me 2 years and I will make it

[Anonymous No.49504822]

>>49504724
They can't anon, the best they can do is slowly get to 2.5% at most before the markets go to shit.

Also there are serious recession stats like inventories growing fast as fuck or rail demand disappearing at insane fast speeds.

[Anonymous No.49504860]

>>49504624
America has a couple of giant burderns though. Around 50% of recent live births were paid for by low-income only free healthcare meaning that the mutt population is exploding so only around a third of the population pays taxes since rich people don’t. That plus America “has to” spend an absurd amount on the military to keep the global order of peace free trade and democracy. Every other country benefits from the “peace and stability” US military hegemony brings although this is also obviously beginning to crack

[Anonymous No.49504877]

>>49504770
My wife was complaining this week about how much our gold/silver stocks are down.

I'm buying another $6k today.

[Anonymous No.49504899]

[Anonymous No.49504961]

>>49503533
real cpi is is over 20%. fuck wall st. If you participate in that ponzi you get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.49505040]

>>49504961
If you voted for Biden you get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.49505167]

>>49503970
there are so many guns in America that banning them outright wouldn't make a dent. Over 90% of gun crime is unregistered guns bought on the black market. Cartels want gun grabs so they can operate without worry

[Anonymous No.49505373]

>>49504822
what's the point in keeping the markets up when they can't get ROI above 2.5%? Clearly everything these companies are doing is close to worthless.
Just writing numbers on a screen as your country turns to shit won't save you.

[Anonymous No.49505386]

>>49505040
No one voted for Biden and no one wants to worship fucking faggots all month. This is an illusion created by 2% of the population with a reputation for getting kicked out of countries often.

[Anonymous No.49505428]

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[Anonymous No.49505445]

>>49505040
>If you voted for Biden you get what you deserve
totally wasn't his fault, any of it, as they keep reminding everyone. his crack head son taking a such interest in an eastern European potato farm where a war breaks out almost immediately after his dad is elected.... coincidence. and....
>the orange man

[Anonymous No.49505498]

>>49505373
It had been so satisfying watching the Wayfair chart and ensuing board fiasco the past 6 months. Companies like that that only printed big numbers because they could continually snowball cheap loans are all about to get culled.

[Anonymous No.49505615]

>>49505428

This is the curriest curry bot that has ever curried on /biz/
Poo off.

[Anonymous No.49505666]

>>49505615
>poo off
you want to throw down bro? fastest poo wins....

[Anonymous No.49505909]

>>49503997
>CuCk ID

[Anonymous No.49506378]

>>49503912

SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Anonymous No.49506563]

>>49503997
>CuCk
>i sold

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.49506906]

>>49503952
Slaves had those too

[Anonymous No.49507477]

>>49503606
>then its no longer a trustable republic
kek should we tell him?

[Anonymous No.49507502]

>>49504086
Hyper inflation is >50% inflation in a single month. Stop throwing that term around.

[Anonymous No.49507589]

Biden's economy, i wonder who's going to blame next, Putin or Trump ?

[Anonymous No.49507633]

Why is everyone ITT panicking all of a sudden? The figures are pretty much the same as last month and not unexpected? What were you hoping for, a full recovery? kek

[Anonymous No.49507792]

>>49507633
The truth is that the real number is probably twice as much as they reported.

[Anonymous No.49507801]

>>49503770
look guys, i know this seems bad, but you have to remember that we all agreed to this back in 2020 when we shut down everything and printed more dollars than have ever existed in order to combat the most deadly plague in human history. we knew the consequences, but we all consciously agreed to this happening for the greater good of keeping boomers and fat people alive for a couple more years. everybody unanimously voted in favor of this. we're a democracy after all. we just need to tighten our belts and get ready to weather the storm of the new, new normal that we all happily signed off on

[Anonymous No.49507968]

>>49504860
this is retarded and false idk how amerifats are so stupid its a plague. all ur rich pay tax and u need a military bc nobody wants to be friends with u bc ur all stupid and annoying but somehow proud and ignorant of that fact. amerifats literally gonna die out/extinct themselves and it starts w ur currency dying
>>49505167
cartels use guns against other cartels not normal people retarded amerifat. black market guns would disappear if u knew how to regulate them properly. pls see rest of world for example on how to run a country thank you amerifats/ameridumbs

[Anonymous No.49508043]

>>49505428
Shut the fuck up you fucking mud nigger. No one listens to your stupid shit

[Anonymous No.49508284]

>>49507968
Shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.49508460]

Gold and silver stocks are finally going up with inflation. Seems like the markets don't believe high CPI figures necessarily translate into hawkish Fed action and lower precious metal prices anymore.

[Anonymous No.49508666]

>>49508284
smartest rebuttal ever produced from the usa

[Anonymous No.49508744]

>>49507792
Truflation says 10.75% since this time last year
https://app.truflation.com/

[Anonymous No.49508912]

>>49504559
made like 15% in a day the other week. Problem is I only bought like 5 shares cus i;m a pussy.

[Anonymous No.49508931]

PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT I JUST WANT TO LIVE AN HONEST LIFE WITH MY FUTURE WIFE AND OUR CHILDREN

[Anonymous No.49509065]

>>49507968
>nobody wants to be friends with u bc ur all stupid

euro-peons are peak irony

[Anonymous No.49509125]

>>49508666
there isn't a single american on 4channel, it's entirely brits and slavs larping because they're bored

[Anonymous No.49509191]

>>49503997
>KEK ID

[Anonymous No.49509440]

>>49508931
Should have been born chinese.

[Anonymous No.49509742]

>>49508931
>own my own home, 5 bedrooms in a non extreme HOA enforced area
>international airport 30 minutes away
>trad wife
>1 kid
>another on the whey
>both work from home
feels good

[Anonymous No.49510405]

everybody today:
>inflation is rising! quick sell all your investments for USD!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49510523]

>>49509742
>work from home
enjoy getting laid off

[Anonymous No.49513122]

>>49503533
SHILLAX ITS CPI IS ONLY 8.6. that's not 9 so we gucci

[Anonymous No.49513356]

>>49504877
you are beyond retarded. goldstocks will dump alot more when stocks crash. Only after that event will they moon like a motherfucker. yoiu are such a spazz u will be panicked and sell the bottom , u already know. mongoloid

[Anonymous No.49513868]

>>49513356
I bought the bottom today and I'm up over 10%, thanks. The market is shitting and farting and my portfolio is up $16,000.

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[Anonymous No.49513967]

>>49509742
Your wife shouldn’t work dumbass cuck

[Anonymous No.49515294]

>>49503770
And keep in mind that if CPI was still measured the way it was in 1981, it would be more like 16%.

[Anonymous No.49515491]

>>49513967
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.49517431]

LMAOOOOO
this was it?
Not even normal volatility-tier.

[Anonymous No.49517905]

>>49503783
It's only just begun

[Anonymous No.49517947]

>>49503997
You couldn't script this

[Anonymous No.49518513]

>>49503945
democrats would literally rather die homeless on the streets than admit Trump was a better president

[Anonymous No.49518645]

>>49509742
>trad wife
>1 kid
>both work from home
Based putting the kid to work. Builds character

[Anonymous No.49518729]

>>49507801
kek