/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49502574]

>ECB to raise rate and tighten
its literally over

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>>49498141

[Anonymous No.49502586]

>forgetting to title the edition

NGMI, CPI NUMBERS REAL BAD JUST FOR THAT LAZY OP. YOU FUCKED US ALL OVER

[Anonymous No.49502588]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.49502590]

first for frog poster should be flogged

[Anonymous No.49502612]

who leaked the cpi data?

[Anonymous No.49502614]

Yeah, I bet Lagarde is super tight.

[Anonymous No.49502619]

Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.49502621]

>Black Friday

[Anonymous No.49502627]

>>49502574
My Sept puts are finally printing

[Anonymous No.49502629]

>market not even open yet
>vix up by 1%
It's gonna be a good day lads

[Anonymous No.49502641]

All that is left is another hot CPI and we can continue our path to mid 300s SPY

[Anonymous No.49502645]

Siga = CBT

[Anonymous No.49502651]

CPI won't be bad stop fucking coping dumb permabears

[Anonymous No.49502655]

Don't trust the futes, time for a relief crab

[Anonymous No.49502667]

My entire net worth is in SQQQ as of yesterday
Is this a dumb play for the next 6 months?

[Anonymous No.49502668]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.49502670]

today

[Anonymous No.49502676]

>>49502655
Not with VIX so high big guy

Also, it's Friday in a market with unstable sentiment it might come back Monday but today is set up for a ride

[Anonymous No.49502689]

Everyone repositioned yesterday when the number leaked. You know what that means.

[Anonymous No.49502695]

>>49502667
I would sell at the next big drop

[Anonymous No.49502696]

>>49502612
What, the Chinese one? That was very positive, lower than expected.

[Anonymous No.49502697]

>>49502590
>>49502619
i am torn

[Anonymous No.49502711]

I've been gone awhile, what happened Friday?

[Anonymous No.49502713]

I FUCKING MISSED THE OIL DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ORDERS DIDNT FILL HOW WILL I EVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49502721]

>>49502566
I use the boring methods by checking companies debt to equity ratios, financial statements, growth rate, balance sheet, price to earnings (pe), price to earnings to growth (PEG), price to book value (PB)... to say it in other words: FACTS to make a bet on the future growth of the company instead of my wishes, feelings and chart magic. literally just read up actual value investors and their methods instead of poor people who want to sell you snake oil

[Anonymous No.49502722]

>>49502713
If you didnt buy before the russia-ukraine conflict you're stupid

[Anonymous No.49502737]

>>49502676
>Not with VIX so high big guy
It's just a very violent relief crab

[Anonymous No.49502748]

Someone explain this shit to me:
>This week brings a rare Friday inflation print (fun fact: we’ve only seen the consumer-price index report land on a Friday one other time in the past year). The expectation is that CPI held steady at an annualized 8.3% pace in May, while core inflation is expected to decelerate a hair to a 5.9% year-over-year rate.

>If that’s the case, the spread between the two measures will widen to 2.4 percentage points -- the widest gap since late 2008. That gulf is only poised to grow wider as energy prices continue to soar. Crude oil climbed back above $120 per barrel this week, while the average retail gasoline price in the US is a few cents away from $5 a gallon.

>What that might mean for the Federal Reserve is a worthwhile thought exercise. While the headline number gets all the attention, policymakers famously focus on core figures. Fed Vice Chair Lael Brainard reminded us of that last week in pushing back against the notion of a September pause.

[Anonymous No.49502755]

>>49502722
I bought way after and am still up 10%, fuckhead. Post your oil positions? I’m just going to keep buying

[Anonymous No.49502766]

Bear thesis: 40 year high inflation, rising interest rates, QT, multiple warning signs from the largest retail companies and others, shrinking GDP, 10 year breaking above 3%, national gas average above $4, supply chain issues, serious indications a recession is coming...

Bull thesis: Market was down a lot yesterday so it should go up today...

[Anonymous No.49502769]

>>49502748
Sept pause. Just in time for election runup

[Anonymous No.49502771]

Peter Schiff says inflation will peak when oil companies make up 20-30% of the S&P

[Anonymous No.49502778]

Peter Schiff more like Poopy Shit.

[Anonymous No.49502799]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.49502804]

>>49502766
I am very much in SQQQ and I can definitely see a releaf rally happening today. My overall sentiment doesn't change, we are going down. SPY $350 easy

[Anonymous No.49502805]

>>49502766
All priced in. Try to keep up Bobo.

[Anonymous No.49502807]

>>49502766
The dumbest shit is usually right. Don't underestimate how dumb this peepeepoopoo market is

[Anonymous No.49502809]

>>49502771
the % now?

[Anonymous No.49502812]

>>49502766
Correct. Only way any of that bear thesis is reversed right now would be huge liquidity addition by a fed. Not happening anymore. So we will have to bleed out the issues.

[Anonymous No.49502817]

A couple weeks ago I bought the exact low on SPY. Same as our darling Nancy P. I am drunk as fuck again. And I will be putting 28k into the market throughout the first couple hours. I have a feeling.

[Anonymous No.49502821]

>>49502766
bull thesis: all of that is priced in so things will moon at the tiniest reversal

[Anonymous No.49502826]

>>49502817
Based gutfeel trader

[Anonymous No.49502836]

What are your CPI predictions bros?

[Anonymous No.49502843]

>>49502817
calls or options nigro?

[Anonymous No.49502846]

>>49502836
These last 4 digits / 100.

[Anonymous No.49502853]

>>49502769
Not happening. Inflation is still running high.
>>49502748
The bull meme last 2 weeks was a pause in September which made no sense. Theyre not pausing until inflation is below 2%. They've said this over and over again. There are different types of cpi calculations. All are bad right now. 10 year Is pricing in a rate normalization around 3%. Good chance fed keeps hiking to there.

[Anonymous No.49502854]

>>49502836
Shouldn’t it already be out?

[Anonymous No.49502862]

>>49502836
double digits, shit and poor limit down

[Anonymous No.49502869]

>>49502846
Oops I thought we were in the 8200s not the 2800s. Meme would've made more sense.

[Anonymous No.49502872]

>>49502853
Inflation has only just got started

[Anonymous No.49502873]

>>49502854
1 more houre faggot

[Anonymous No.49502894]

>>49502805
Maybe 75BPS is (((priced in)))
200-300BPS is definitely not priced in

[Anonymous No.49502911]

>>49502843
Some bullish spreads on certain companies with good options liquidity. I'm not saying we're out of the bear bullshit. But we probably dump at open and pump into close. I feel it in my loins.

[Anonymous No.49502914]

>>49502836
They just need to remove Food, energy, and shelter from the CPI index and then the numbers won't be so bad.

[Anonymous No.49502935]

>CPI 12%
If they're telling us this then WTF are the shadowstats numbers going to show?

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49502937]

Prepare your anus mumu

[Anonymous No.49502955]

Mannarino predicted this, we will hit new ATH's soon, they can't raise rates anymore.

[Anonymous No.49502964]

>Check schedule this morning
>See first customer
>Shes an absolute pain in the ass
>No matter what you do it's never good enough
>Stupid voice like Fran Frasier but higher pitch
>Constantly tries to find excuses to avoid paying
It's like the company wants me to start day drinking on the job. It's already a bearish day.

[Anonymous No.49502971]

So the price per gallon of gas keeps climbing.Putting the hurt on the wallet at the pump. But this little thing a lot overlook: gas goes up, cost of transporting things goes up with it. Cost of those things going up gets shafted over on the consumer. So you get shafted multiple times, not just when you fill your gas tank. (P.S - God plz bring back glory days of yore when a Mcdouble, Mcchicken, Sausage biscuit and a bean Burrito all costed 1 dollar and a 20oz coke was only 1 to)

[Anonymous No.49502985]

>>49502971
By every single metric you can use energy is still historically cheap

[Anonymous No.49502991]

>>49502766
none of this shit matters on a day to day basis (although it does matter today since CPI data is coming up)

[Anonymous No.49502997]

>>49502971
Those days will never return anon.

[Anonymous No.49503003]

>>49502971
is KO your biggest holding or why is coca cola font at the top?

[Anonymous No.49503004]

>>49502964
Damn brah, I feels you man, you know like, if only there was some way to make money that didn't involve face to face interaction with assholes.

[Anonymous No.49503020]

I'm holding since december 2021 (yeah, I know im stupid, lesson learned.)

At this point, I hope everything crash more, so I can grab more cheapies.

[Anonymous No.49503047]

>>49503004
My job I rarely have to interact with anyone except my work partner and he’s normal, we just do our job get paid and go home

[Anonymous No.49503064]

>>49502817
that cheeky ass grab

[Anonymous No.49503071]

>>49503020
I've been holding since 1998

[Anonymous No.49503081]

Tick, tock bobo.

[Anonymous No.49503085]

>>49503071
I feel like I'm Gucci Mane in 2006

[Anonymous No.49503090]

long term Uranium ?

[Anonymous No.49503097]

>>49503090
CCJ
UUUU
DNN
URNM

[Anonymous No.49503102]

>>49503090
50% drawdown over 4.4 billion years.

[Anonymous No.49503104]

>>49503090
I've been waiting for the price to tank again. I've almost doubled my money twice on UEC.

[Anonymous No.49503113]

>>49503102
heh

[Anonymous No.49503133]

>>49503071
yeah but, it seems smart to sell at first week of december, and buy back near end of march.

[Anonymous No.49503141]

My bank warned my that if the ECB rate gets raised to 1% my entire portfolio will be liquidated
Margin maintenance is not an option.

[Anonymous No.49503162]

>>49503141
Good.

[Anonymous No.49503163]

>>49503141
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.49503173]

>>49503141
Reply that you don't care, because if they raise to 2% the entire bank will be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.49503175]

I hope you have a poopy day /smg/.

[Anonymous No.49503195]

Later on today, and especially next week, we will be saying..."and just like that, SPY will never have a red day ever again

[Anonymous No.49503198]

Oh look, all my stawks are bussin' in premarket. Don't you dump on me now.

[Anonymous No.49503199]

>>49503173
Kek

[Anonymous No.49503212]

>>49503195
We'll see about that

[Anonymous No.49503215]

>>49503141
1% will happen in 7 hikes until eoy

[Anonymous No.49503231]

>>49502817
>bowling ball grip

[Anonymous No.49503237]

Bros... I doubled down and bought more MO INTC and SCHP.

[Anonymous No.49503246]

>>49503215
that is why I am scared
I have approximately 2/3 of my net worth in stocks and etf's. If they go through with it I will be reset (greatly)

[Anonymous No.49503263]

Less than 30 minutes until no return. The next 30 minutes will determine the fate of this market for decades to come.

[Anonymous No.49503270]

>>49503215
>Taking 7 fucking hikes to get rates to 1 (ONE) percent

[Anonymous No.49503289]

>>49503263
Let's fucking go. Pump it up.

[Anonymous No.49503294]

>>49503270
it was at -0.5

[Anonymous No.49503296]

>>49503289
gib milf mummy gf pls

[Anonymous No.49503306]

>>49503237
>INTC
and just like that you are value trapped for the next 5 years (if pat gelsinger's roadmap even works out)
disclaimer: intc fucked me too and I'm mad I have to hold this shit now

[Anonymous No.49503307]

>>49503289

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49503321]

CPI >10 %

[Anonymous No.49503340]

>>49503306
my average cost is 52. Just a few more years to break even. At least we get divvies r-right?

[Anonymous No.49503342]

>>49503306
Muh divies. INTC doesn't seem like a bad investment to be honest. Probably my least risky one.
MO made me negative 5 percent this week. I've had it worse. Been down 8 percent in the last 5 years. Got it up to 7 now nothing haha.

[Anonymous No.49503357]

I'm scared es em gee

[Anonymous No.49503372]

>>49503289
ser pls do the needful and give the source
ser you must post name ser pls

[Anonymous No.49503373]

>this pre-cpi pump
lol

[Anonymous No.49503377]

Where is Baggie? He has 32k (now 75k) in Tesla puts expiring today

If Tesla opens green he will instantly incur a 5 figure loss

[Anonymous No.49503385]

Why would today be red? Bad numbers have already been factored in.

[Anonymous No.49503390]

BAGGIE HOW WE FEELING THIS MORNING KING

[Anonymous No.49503391]

>>49503372
Bro that's Scully.
>>49503340
>Average price at 41. I feel good about it and will buy until it reaches 50 I think.

[Anonymous No.49503393]

CPI LEAKED IT'S WORSE THAN EXPECTED FED CALLS EMERGENCY RATE MEETING FUTURES LIMIT DOWN WE GOT TOO PENISY

[Anonymous No.49503394]

>>49503373
what pump lmao?

[Anonymous No.49503401]

>>49503342
Isn't intc the best case for value trap?

[Anonymous No.49503404]

>CPI will be above expectation
>stocks take a shit at yesterday close, because everyone knows it
>15 minutes to CPI release and gold is already 1% down
i hate finance so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49503422]

>>49502809
Somewhere from 3-4%

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49503426]

CAC Odte puts are cheap

[Anonymous No.49503429]

>>49503372
My wife from X files. Pic related. She was also in the Hannibal show. Which you should check out because of Maads.

[Anonymous No.49503439]

>>49503401
Yes. But I do believe it will go up in the future while giving me dividends. Same with MO.

[Anonymous No.49503446]

>>49503429
Thats not a pic, its a webm

[Anonymous No.49503448]

>>49503429
are you say that is alien veggie? I am not understanding.
ser pls you must help
help now

[Anonymous No.49503482]

I'll be laughing when the Fed cooks the books and causes the market to rally.

[Anonymous No.49503487]

>>49503439
But if you are going for divvies only isn't oil a better play? Guess it's helpful to have different industries. Intc reminds me of Ford. Juat languishes forever despite massive sales and such.

[Anonymous No.49503490]

Run.

[Anonymous No.49503503]

>>49503090
Uranium chads your presence is required here >>49502375

[Anonymous No.49503507]

All index futures trying to maintain exactly 0% while everyone waits for the CPI. What a manipulation fest. PMs getting hammered too.

[Anonymous No.49503513]

>>49503448
All I'm saying is that Anya may not have been born on this world. Which Scully and Mulder would be interested in. Well at least the latter.

[Anonymous No.49503524]

>>49503513
Imagine BBC filling all of her holes.

[Anonymous No.49503530]

numeral decide the CPI. I start 3 - Biden did it. He saved the world from the great depression 2: electric bogaloo.

also buy uranium

[Anonymous No.49503539]

If crude stays firmly above $120 this week, we could actually see $130 next week.

[Anonymous No.49503542]

>5 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49503545]

>>49503340
yeah muh divies (which can change pretty fast too) is probably the only consolation to hold this atm.

>>49503342
>Probably my least risky one.
you might even park your money there since this shit will probably not even move much for the foreseeable future on the current 2017 levels, algos put it in the dumpster

[Anonymous No.49503548]

Netflix is getting heemed again lol

[Anonymous No.49503550]

>>49503542
let the peepee hit the poo
let the peepee hit the poo
let the peepee hit the poo
let the peepee hit the
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49503561]

How can we honestly expect good numbers when we all know how expensive shit got last month?

[Anonymous No.49503562]

Here it comes boys

[Anonymous No.49503567]

>>49503550
Based poo poo pee pee poster.

[Anonymous No.49503573]

CPI will be fake and gay, we pumpin

[Anonymous No.49503575]

3 minutes!

[Anonymous No.49503580]

>>49503561
What does reality has to do with fed's guidance on inflation expectations

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49503585]

Just bought 0dte puts

[Anonymous No.49503588]

>>49503575
Aaqaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.49503589]

Imagine how much of Intel's money came from supplying Apple?
All.
Gone.
Forever.
Not.
Coming.
Back.
Again.
>inb4 b-but pajeeti devices still use Intel stuff so there you go chud

[Anonymous No.49503593]

OOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49503594]

>2 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49503595]

inb4 cpi cooked data is 0.01% less than last month and QQQ rallies 5%. (while actual inflation keeps increasing)

[Anonymous No.49503599]

CPI will be so high that no one will care that I post nigger

[Anonymous No.49503601]

After a long week of trading stocks, I like to spend my weekends dancing as a horse girl in VRChat drunk out of my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFiNdkt5634

[Anonymous No.49503603]

>>49503561
I'm wondering how long until they take everything out of the index except TVs and finally go "You know what, fuck it, we're not going to publish it anymore."

[Anonymous No.49503604]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.49503615]

IM GONNNNAAAAAA DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.49503617]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49503618]

8.9
>8.9
8.9
>8.9
8.9
>8.9
8.9
>8.9

[Anonymous No.49503625]

>>49503618
bad timing

[Anonymous No.49503626]

1%

[Anonymous No.49503627]

>>49503561
>things are expensive
>no one is working
Sounds like the bottom to me anon

[Anonymous No.49503630]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49503632]

Theres no way they report the real cpi

[Anonymous No.49503634]

>>49503603

[Anonymous No.49503635]

1 (ONE) PERCENT

[Anonymous No.49503637]

LOL

[Anonymous No.49503639]

You were warned.

[Anonymous No.49503642]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

SELL IT ALL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.49503643]

that's a problem

[Anonymous No.49503649]

>8.6%

[Anonymous No.49503650]

8.6% YoY CPI
>8.6% YoY CPI
8.6% YoY CPI
>8.6% YoY CPI
8.6% YoY CPI
>8.6% YoY CPI
8.6% YoY CPI
>8.6% YoY CPI

1% MoM
>1% MoM
1% MoM
>1% MoM
1% MoM
>1% MoM
1% MoM
>1% MoM
1% MoM
>1% MoM
1% MoM
>1% MoM


FUCK

[Anonymous No.49503652]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.49503653]

MAY = 1% HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

[Anonymous No.49503654]

>What does reality has to do with fed's guidance on inflation expectations
Reality should be what dictates Fed policy, not a hedonically adjusted fake and gay number like the CPI. Faggot, frogposter.

[Anonymous No.49503657]

RUN

[Anonymous No.49503658]

Look at the charts man fuck

[Anonymous No.49503661]

WTFWT on Spy?!

[Anonymous No.49503669]

Just as predicted. Buy the dip. Sell high at close.

[Anonymous No.49503670]

NO BRAKES ON THE DXY AND TNX

[Anonymous No.49503671]

WHAT THE POOP?!?!
WHAT THE HECK?!?!

[Anonymous No.49503672]

pay up mumu

[Anonymous No.49503673]

BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49503676]

Yep SPY will never be above 400 again

[Anonymous No.49503678]

Haha

[Anonymous No.49503684]

>>49503653
>>49503649
>>49503639
>>49503635

Simply the last backfill before the melt-up.
Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.49503686]

>>49503289
I hate when bitches stroke like that. I have a 9” dick and somehow it makes me feel small when they stroke like that. Just stroke from the base up and play with my balls with the other hand

[Anonymous No.49503689]

>worse than expected
>75 bpm basically guaranteed now

[Anonymous No.49503691]

*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*

[Anonymous No.49503694]

Holy fuck
I should've bought VIX yesterday but got too scared

[Anonymous No.49503695]

[Anonymous No.49503697]

inflation 8.6%

[Anonymous No.49503698]

What’s this called

[Anonymous No.49503700]

DXY will hit 110 this month and there is nothing you can do aboiut it.

[Anonymous No.49503701]

Oh Mumu, Mommy still loves you.
<3
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

[Anonymous No.49503703]

which inverse etf are we buying

[Anonymous No.49503705]

Fuckkkkkkkkk nigga

[Anonymous No.49503709]

EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
>EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
>EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
>EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
>EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED
>EXTRAORDINARILY ELEVATED

[Anonymous No.49503713]

I was so close to breaking even on SOXL.
I fucking hate this shit.

[Anonymous No.49503714]

AY CARAMBA

[Anonymous No.49503716]

>>49503539
i have babby sized play in crude. its intresting following the moving

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49503721]

My puts tripled already

[Anonymous No.49503723]

BAGGIE WYA MY KING

[Anonymous No.49503724]

MY SIGA PUTS ARE GONNA BE ASSIGNED NOW

[Anonymous No.49503726]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49503727]

>>49503703
It has always and will only ever be sqqq and soxs

[Anonymous No.49503728]

my 500 shares of soxs looking good

[NiceSvenAnon No.49503730]

>>49503698
I think it's called AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49503731]

Now we just wait for the market to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17QwzxR81XQ

[Anonymous No.49503737]

>>49503721
Buy puts now bro, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.49503739]

Can’t they just not open the market?

[Anonymous No.49503744]

Bobos...we feast tonight.

[Anonymous No.49503742]

Ok, it's over now. Bears, we're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.49503743]

When do we start killing Democrats in minecraft

[Anonymous No.49503745]

>>49502574
it's over

[Anonymous No.49503746]

it's over

[Anonymous No.49503747]

8.6% is really low, theres 92.4% left that wasnt used

[Anonymous No.49503749]

And you thought inflation had peaked. Enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.49503754]

BUY GUNS BUY BULLETS PROTECT YOUR VIRGIN SISTER FROM NIGGERS SHIT IS GOING TO GET BADDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.49503757]

INFLATION HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK

[Anonymous No.49503759]

I'm so fucking hard right now.

[Anonymous No.49503764]

>they are trying to buy le dip

[Anonymous No.49503768]

>>49503747
>101%

[Anonymous No.49503771]

>>49503759

[Anonymous No.49503774]

Mumu,are you okay mumu?

[Anonymous No.49503780]

>>49503698
Its over amogus

[Anonymous No.49503784]

>>49503768
fuck well u know what i mean

[Anonymous No.49503792]

Get ready for green market today. You know it's going to be clown market right?

[Anonymous No.49503793]

THEY SAID INFLATION PEAKED IN MARCH
WHO THE FUCK IS LYING TO US

[Anonymous No.49503794]

My UCO is still green for now :D

[Anonymous No.49503797]

>>49503678
>monthly inflation on energy
>16.9

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49503802]

Inflation cannot peak until the interest rate exceeds the inflation rate

[Anonymous No.49503804]

how bad was cpi compared to last months report?

[Anonymous No.49503805]

>>49503749

[Anonymous No.49503806]

>>49503739
CALL THE PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.49503809]

OPEN THE FACKIN MARKETS I WANT TO BUY INTEL UNDER 40 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.49503811]

>already recovering
eat shit retarded bears

[Anonymous No.49503812]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_F13IaAoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_F13IaAoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_F13IaAoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_F13IaAoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_F13IaAoE

[Anonymous No.49503814]

>>49503793
>he believed the fed

[Anonymous No.49503819]

>Beef and veal prices down 0.7% month-over-month

[Anonymous No.49503820]

Yeah, this smells like some suckout bullshit.

We bounce here. No way today ends red. Anyone buying this CPI dump is gonna look like a genius in about 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.49503821]

>>49503804
Bad (not good)

[Anonymous No.49503823]

newfag here. what are the implications of the inflation numbers on crude oil?

[Anonymous No.49503826]

>>49503802
fuck off TA fag

[Anonymous No.49503830]

>>49503804
worst case scenario. massive increase. highest yet. exact opposite of peaking.

[Anonymous No.49503831]

You are losing money just by existing. Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.49503832]

>>49503804
double. april = .5 may = 1%

[Anonymous No.49503833]

>>49503797
gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

[Anonymous No.49503836]

>>49503793
Reported monthly inflation did peak in March though. This month it's 12% annualized, it was 14.4% annualized then

[Anonymous No.49503852]

>>49503831
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.49503856]

>>49503820
Goddamned right I am.

[Anonymous No.49503857]

Alright bros now that the CPI is released and the market is going to gap up. What will happen the rest of the day?

[Anonymous No.49503860]

>>49503820
Bro, CPI data is an underestimation by about 20%
You are insane

[Anonymous No.49503862]

>>49503823
oil going up impacts CPI, not the other way around

[Anonymous No.49503864]

>>49503820
Holy cope. Fed is hiking 50 for rest of year and a 75 is getting closer and closer. The economy is gonna hit a brick wall. Nothing bullish about that.

[Anonymous No.49503870]

They smacked gold down right before they released the numbers, every fucking time

[Anonymous No.49503873]

What do I buy ? SU calls or TQQQ shares ? $5k

[Anonymous No.49503872]

>>49503804
The increase was 1.2 two months ago.

[Anonymous No.49503877]

>>49503811
>long leg doji
>recovering
>futes trading like market is open
>recovering

[Anonymous No.49503879]

>>49503836
>implying our government isn’t lying to us just like Maoist China and USSR

[Anonymous No.49503880]

>>49503792
>>49503820
in b4 another crab market

[Anonymous No.49503884]

>>49503793

[Anonymous No.49503888]

>>49503856
>stranger things
Just make a Tripcode “I’m a reddit faggot”

[Anonymous No.49503893]

>>49503873
sqqq

[Anonymous No.49503894]

>>49503879
That's why I said "reported"

[Anonymous No.49503896]

>>49503797
This is God's punishment for voting for the bad guys (Republicans). We could've voted for the good guys (Democrats) and had clean energy and a Green New Deal. Oil, coal, and natural gas would be extinct and we would all be living for free off root-top solar panels right now and Putler would be defeated because nobody would need to buy anything from Russia.

[Anonymous No.49503897]

>>49503877
>President Biden Delivers Remarks on Inflation and the Actions the Administration has Taken to Lower Prices and Address Supply Chain Challenges.
he will btfo you just wait until 1:45

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49503905]

damn it TSLA isn't going to open at 696.90 and I'm fucking ruined.

[Anonymous No.49503907]

bobros, i know it's early, but fuck it, we won! what are we doing to celebrate?

[Anonymous No.49503911]

>>49503872
was it april that just got reported? change doesn't look that bad

[Anonymous No.49503913]

*sigh* we crab another day.

[Anonymous No.49503914]

>>49503873
Food dude. People gonna starve at this rate.

[Anonymous No.49503920]

>>49503888
how did you know it was from stranger things

[Anonymous No.49503923]

>>49503804
Best. Economy. Since. Ever.

[Anonymous No.49503928]

I don't care, I'm all in on OIL

[Anonymous No.49503930]

>>49503897
>pinning your hopes on biden

[Anonymous No.49503935]

>>49503897
>something something more green energy initiatives

Sure I don’t mind green energy initiatives, but it should have started ramping up during the Obama presidency, not now

[Anonymous No.49503937]

>>49503923
good morning. friday morning.

[Anonymous No.49503939]

>>49503905
no way, they cant be worthless you had like 745?

[Anonymous No.49503940]

>>49503897
>President Biden Delivers Remarks

[Anonymous No.49503942]

>>49503888
>>49503920
>redditor gets caught projecting its redditself
kek

[Anonymous No.49503951]

>MoM CPI is 0.97%
Top kek
By may 31st the worth of the 1000$ my mom gave me on april 31st is now worth 990.3 april 31st $
I'll own nothing and I'll be happy

[Anonymous No.49503954]

Had a dream I dated a beautiful women last night

[Anonymous No.49503960]

>>49503923
Chuds seething

[Anonymous No.49503962]

>>49503888
So you've at least watched like 3 or 4 seasons of this show. If only my portfolio was a couple digits closer to you.

[Anonymous No.49503967]

>>49503920
>kikeflix
>superficial 80s vibes
Not hard to figure out

[Anonymous No.49503972]

>futes already recovered

[Anonymous No.49503976]

10yr reversing very hard??
At least dollar reversing makes a little sense.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49503980]

>>49503939
anything higher than my prediction of a $696.90 open is a complete failure and needs to be treated as such.

[Anonymous No.49503982]

>>49503860
It's literally just white noise due to oil/gas price sliding on SPR last month and then rebounding towards the Russia invasion highs from March.
Inflation outside that is evaporating because we're effectively already in a recession.

There's an actual, serious oil shortage, but today's numbers are not some new revelation. Everyone who cares about CPI is already well aware of the day to day oil price moves.

[Anonymous No.49503990]

>>49503972
They just fell off a cliff?

[Anonymous No.49503992]

>>49503897
>sorry jack, nothing I can do
>just make more money

[Anonymous No.49503994]

>>49503911
>1% inflation per month
>not that bad

[Anonymous No.49503996]

>>49503980
you're still bagging over a 100k on that though so...tis a win. plus the dumpening has not quite ended yet.

[Anonymous No.49503999]

Why didn't I buy SPY puts last night.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.49504001]

I'm actually starting to think the Fed is going to want to avoid a sharp sell off like yesterday and they're going to be buying up the market today.

[Anonymous No.49504003]

>>49503976
wtf last time I looked at DXY is was in the low 102s.

[Anonymous No.49504004]

Remember people, it will always do the exact opposite of what the herd mentality believes, which means go long on CPI news

[Anonymous No.49504011]

>>49503911
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/cpi.pdf
1 (ONE)

[Anonymous No.49504026]

Admitted inflation is now 12% a year. Kek, mumu retatrds, kek.

[Anonymous No.49504028]

>>49504004
Yea I'm buying a few calls at open myself

[Anonymous No.49504030]

Gay month makes it even funnier

[Anonymous No.49504037]

SPY has nearly umbrekable support at 397

[Anonymous No.49504039]

>>49503967
sure bud

[Anonymous No.49504041]

>>49504004
>company announces bankruptcy
>anon goes long before the ticker gets taken off the market

[Anonymous No.49504046]

>>49503999
I fucking hate my friends, they made me hangout with them and I wasn't able to buy puts

[Anonymous No.49504050]

>>49504003
Thanks to jpow eurofags will get assblassted by the almighty dollar.

[Anonymous No.49504054]

>>49504041
Smells like ASTI

[Anonymous No.49504055]

>>49503897
>President Biden Delivers Remarks

[Anonymous No.49504057]

>>49504003
DOLLARCHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.49504066]

>>49503960
How am i seething? Im excited to see the Fed gut the economy in a midterm and we will all get to blame it in the President.

[Anonymous No.49504071]

When is the next rate hike next week? I should probably hold onto SQQQ or maybe sell now and buy after retarded mumus pump later today/early next week prior to rate hike announcement?

[Anonymous No.49504074]

>>49503967
Now That's What I Call Cope: Volume Wew

[Anonymous No.49504077]

Buddy check the yield curve it's trying to invert again

[Anonymous No.49504080]

>>49504030
lmao

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49504082]

New lows coming

[Anonymous No.49504090]

>>49504037
Uhm... don't look at SPY.

[Anonymous No.49504091]

what ethnicity is your investment idols?

i have two. one is pajeet and other is jewish

[Anonymous No.49504096]

Puts at open HAS to be the play right?

[Anonymous No.49504097]

>>49504071
next week, 6/15

[Anonymous No.49504100]

cash gang I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.49504104]

Are circuit breakers out of the question today?

[Anonymous No.49504109]

>>49504003
The ECB killed the euro.

$$$DXY completely recovered. TNX back on the way up.

[Anonymous No.49504110]

"[Biden's Administration] is like Jimmy Carter's on crack"
-Art Laffer

[Anonymous No.49504115]

>>49504057
It's only pumping against currencies of US colonies though. Anti-American countries holding strong

[Anonymous No.49504121]

>>49504091
white as the driven snow and likes to drink coke
qualities I share in common

[Anonymous No.49504128]

>>49504090
BUDDY LOOK AT SPX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49504131]

IT'S DA JOOOS

[Anonymous No.49504139]

>>49504115
Anon, colonies has problematic connotations. The politically correct term is Vassals.

[Anonymous No.49504144]

CPI IN 6 MINUTES GET READY LADS

[Anonymous No.49504145]

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

[Anonymous No.49504160]

You best start believing in a 40 year high inflation induced market crash Miss Turner.. yer in one!!

[Anonymous No.49504162]

>(+11.80%)

yessir its a fine day to be speculating

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49504166]

wait there's still time for that $696.90 open

[Anonymous No.49504174]

>>49504131
Yes

[Anonymous No.49504177]

>>49504166
Are you just planning a market sell order?

[Anonymous No.49504185]

>>49504121
Buffet? Funny thing is his tutor, Benjamin Graham is a Jew and denied him a spot at his firm because they were reserved for Jews. Buffet also donates a lot to Israel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49504188]

>>49504144
it's already out moron 12% yoy, shits completely fucked mate

[Anonymous No.49504194]

>>49504050
Time to book a visit to Europe for vacation. Pretty soon they're gonna collapse from all the ukies on their system too. Will be able to get nice trips for dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.49504196]

Imagine stealing an election only to fumble the ball this hard.

[John Dav No.49504205]

>>49504139
Can we just fast-forward to neo-feudalism already?

[Anonymous No.49504209]

new
>>49504200
>>49504200
>>49504200

[Anonymous No.49504210]

>>49504131
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49504211]

if i'm 30% cash am i considered a bear or a bull?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49504217]

>>49504177
i'm planning on letting my broker figure it out for me. i have more important things to do, like find some epic hentai.

[Anonymous No.49504218]

>>49504131
reminder:
it’s (still) not too late to short spy

[Anonymous No.49504221]

>>49504166
ive got 2x 725s for 6/24
1x 740 for today. Unfortunately bought at open yesterday so only gonna be 2 to 3xers :(
gonna set stop limits and just walk away today

[Anonymous No.49504220]

>>49504196
>he still believes in left/right politics

[Anonymous No.49504226]

>>49504100
>Be cash gang
>Money get inflated out of existence
>This is not even the bottom yet

[Anonymous No.49504229]

>>49504196
But this was all intentional and planned for

[Anonymous No.49504234]

Hey guys, the market isn’t looking so good.

[Anonymous No.49504235]

>>49504185
Is Warren the ultimate Shabbos Goyim?

[Anonymous No.49504248]

>>49504188
retard its 15% its so fucked

[Anonymous No.49504257]

>>49504185
I was just memeing bro but I did not know that

[Anonymous No.49504390]

>>49504217
4chan truly is one of the unknown wonders of the world

[Anonymous No.49504499]

>>49504131
Yes, now I wish you would just stop, but unfortunately this is genetic
How many times does god need to send a prophet for you to get the lessons?

[Anonymous No.49504944]

>>49504196
>girls