Based Sigma Male Burger Gets An Interview At Meat Processing Plant Green Text Story

[Anonymous No.49494513]

>Notice big ass "Now Hiring" poster
>Call their bluff by writing a bunch of stupid shit on the job application
>Check no driver's license
>Civic duties: Existential Philosophy
>Leave large portions of it blank
>Put heavy labor for long hours on skills and qualifications
>Put single union job I had 2 years ago as experience
>Reason for leaving: Union has no balls
>Job duties: Work mule and some forklift
>References: First name: Now Last name: Hiring
Address: Employer's address Years Known: 0 Occupation: Meat
>On identification form for race/ethnicity I made a new box and wrote "Attack Helicopter" for occupation on same form I checked "Operative"
>Actually get called in for an interview
>*surprised pikachu face*
>Oh shit, they might actually need people
>Top kek
>Walk in with dirty steel toe work boots and normal clothes
>Pull a Sam Hyde
>Is a Union Job
>Three Interviewers One Burger.mp4
>Ask me why I applied.
>Tell them I like burgers.
>Interviewers start laughing nervously.
>Literally tell them to their face that unions protect degenerate pieces of shit
>Ask what my ideal job looks like
>Tell them I prefer a guild in which higher skills and output correspond to higher pay like how a true merit structure is supposed to work
>Asked the typical "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
>Literally tell them to their face "Not answering silly questions" like a gigachad legend.
>All of them shocked laughing exclaiming "What the hell."
>Rekt.
>Literally tell them I have a strong side hustle to keep my head above the water like a sigma male gigachad would so I unironically don't really need them.
>Rekt again.
>Proceed to rant on about how employers are lazy arrogant PoS
>Interview ends.
>Shake their hands and leave

I think I did great bros. I stayed in frame the whole interview.

[Anonymous No.49494577]

In effect I drew a fat veiny cock on the job application, I never thought they'd want to see it in person. Yes, it is that big. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.49494584]

>>49494513
All the gays back at Reddit are going to love it, great jobs anon

[Anonymous No.49495047]

>>49494577
checked