/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.49488582]

say it with me: bear. market.

>Brokers
just kidding! no links ;)

[Anonymous No.49488598]

at least link the previous thread you double nigger

[Anonymous No.49488599]

I am losing so much money and I don't like it at all

[Anonymous No.49488601]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.49488607]

buy sell buy sell that easy

[Anonymous No.49488608]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49488612]

>>49488598
nah

[Anonymous No.49488613]

ALL IN SQQQ LETS GO

[Anonymous No.49488614]

Dear sirs, do not sell SIGA, gay sex is recession proof

[Anonymous No.49488626]

A good time was had by all.

[Anonymous No.49488630]

/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49487008

[Anonymous No.49488639]

Get your goog puts right now don’t be an idiot

[Anonymous No.49488641]

BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49488653]

I've been seething for 1h45m about not buying Puts on Spy holy fucking shit. I'm pissed

[Anonymous No.49488654]

Death by papercut.

[Anonymous No.49488664]

DXY will hit 110 this month.

[Anonymous No.49488669]

Interest is up
And the stock market's down
And you only get mugged
If you go downtown

[Anonymous No.49488677]

>>49488653
Fucking buy puts on goog, perfect lineup for them to get heemed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49488678]

>>49488653
I’m seething I bought the wrong puts

[Anonymous No.49488680]

Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.49488679]

shill me a lotto put option

[Anonymous No.49488686]

Once again I didn't hedge. Maybe next bear rally (I won't).

[Anonymous No.49488695]

REDEEM BITCH! I GO FUCK YOU! I GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.49488696]

>>49488677
Can't afford to buy goog puts

[Anonymous No.49488699]

>>49488679
SOXL weekly 18p

[Anonymous No.49488701]

>SPY dumping hard
>VIX barely moving
what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.49488706]

Are you all okay? Be honest, who is still hardheaded.wav and still thinks they are making money being bullish?

[Anonymous No.49488708]

>>49488679
Goog puts right the fuck now

[Anonymous No.49488717]

>>49488669
thos tunes <3
are you writing an album?

[Anonymous No.49488724]

>>49488696
Get a spread then

[Anonymous No.49488726]

>>49488669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJq8e1mD3B4

[Anonymous No.49488729]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49488731]

>>49488701
>brainlet thinks volatility means market goes down

[Anonymous No.49488733]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49488734]

>>49488708
strike?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488737]

I'm up 100K again. Thanks for the hot stock tip. It's gonna be a good #WhiteBoiSummer

[Anonymous No.49488738]

did I miss shorting real estate?

[Anonymous No.49488739]

>>49488706
I'm bullish on volatility

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488742]

STOCKPILE
TINS
OF
CORNED
BEEF
IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.49488743]

>>49488724
I don't like getting fucked by comms

[Anonymous No.49488745]

>>49488701
It means market makers are fucking retarded and puts are underpriced for the risk

[Anonymous No.49488746]

>>49488679
aapl puts sep 16 anything under .05 around 30

[Anonymous No.49488749]

>>49488641
>>49488729

kek

[Anonymous No.49488750]

YOOO DO I HOLD DRV THROUGH THE WEEKEND OR WHAT I NEED TO KNOW NOW!

[Anonymous No.49488751]

i'm catching this Intel falling knife and it fucking burns

[Anonymous No.49488753]

>>49488701
it's up almost 10% what do you mean

[Anonymous No.49488754]

>>49488729
BUDDY, THE HIDDEN SOXLs!?

[Anonymous No.49488758]

>>49488734
2,150

[Anonymous No.49488761]

>>49488582
>pelosi bought the top of the dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.49488762]

>>49488582
CONGRATULATION ANON I SOLD ALL OF MY SIGA AT 13% LOSS.

ENJOY THE MASSIVE PUMP

[Anonymous No.49488766]

>>49488737
Nice think our swim paper account
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.49488781]

TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP PULL UP
WOOP WOOP

[Anonymous No.49488791]

>>49488762
GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49488792]

THE VILLAGE WILL GO HUNGRY

[Anonymous No.49488799]

This is just pricing it in for tomorrow's news right? We go up from here right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488801]

>>49488766
It's not paper though, it's a real money big white boi summer account.

[Anonymous No.49488807]

>>49488799
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.49488811]

>>49488801
This is all your fault

[Anonymous No.49488814]

its not looking good fellow trannies

[Anonymous No.49488815]

>>49488758
why is google supposed to dump?

[Anonymous No.49488817]

>>49488801
no it’s not. Show the top left corner where is says paper account stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.49488819]

>>49488799
Wether it’s a bull or a bear market, you can always count on the market mispricing its risk

[Anonymous No.49488821]

>>49488737
Baggie we all know you are too poor to afford that much TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.49488827]

Ooooh hoo hoo hoo hahahaha. I sold off the rest of my bounce long 20 minutes ago and boy that turned out to be good timing. Whooosh. The flush is real. That feel when you make misstep in a dangerous situation at work and just barely avoid getting fucking killed to death. Ahahaha.
Anyway I'm back in /cashgang/ for the moment. I may go short in coming days. Just not right this instant.

[Anonymous No.49488845]

nooo me to 2 drunk to trade

i would long!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488849]

>>49488811
How is this my fault?

[Anonymous No.49488851]

[Anonymous No.49488858]

>>49488815
Split, fed, overpriced.

[Anonymous No.49488860]

Inflation will come out under 7 percent tommorow and the rally will be epic, for the win

[Anonymous No.49488867]

I don't feel so good....

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488885]

INFLATION OVER 10%

[Anonymous No.49488890]

>>49488582
>no monkeypoz general on /pol/ anymore
SIGA shills.. i...

[Anonymous No.49488898]

>mfw I've finally timed the short right

Did you faggots really think that these out of nowhere 5% pumps were sustainable? Did you ONCE ask who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.49488917]

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.49488923]

SIGA BROS WE ARE BEING SHORT AND LATTER ATTACKED

[Anonymous No.49488927]

Why are we dumping so hard

[Anonymous No.49488934]

YOOOOOOOOOOO what happened

[Anonymous No.49488936]

It just keeps going down. It's not stopping. Please make it stop.

[Anonymous No.49488940]

>>49488582
OH MY SQQQ
AFTER THE CPI GIVE ME A MILLY
ALONG WITH A GF AND GR COROLLA

[Anonymous No.49488944]

SPY was like 20% down at one point last month I'm not sure if we will even touch those lows again. we probably will though

[Anonymous No.49488947]

god dammit atp force closed again

[Anonymous No.49488952]

Everything was going great for us oilbros until cramer opened his fat mouth

[Anonymous No.49488954]

>>49488927
May inflation forecast is 8.4% so >>49488885 is probably correct

[Anonymous No.49488959]

CPI tomorrow, FED next week. Are you not entertained?

[Anonymous No.49488961]

>>49488940
>he doesn't want a 1989 supercharged mr2

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488962]

>>49488817
I'm not giving you the account number or name

[Anonymous No.49488968]

Oh baby, I'm drinking highland 12 AND eating a pound of filet minion with sautéed mushrooms
Suck on these nuts, Mr SPY 412c

[Anonymous No.49488978]

>>49488664
It wouldn't surprise me

[Anonymous No.49488977]

I'm ruined. I thought we were already at the bottom. I'm going to lose everything now. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Anonymous No.49488982]

>>49488927
The crab broke to downside and this is still a bear market for the moment.

[Anonymous No.49488983]

sorry for buying bros

I knew we would tank this week but I still got my funds in on wednesday and sent them off anyway.

knew i should've waited till next week. Shall I put 1k in next week?

[Anonymous No.49488984]

>>49488944
Only -4.8% to go.

[Anonymous No.49488986]

>tfw finally timed my puts right
>but only after I blew up my account

[Anonymous No.49488985]

I got mad at the bleeding market and bought some SOXS when it was up like 1%, then the market dumped and SOXS is now up 8%. I wish I had gone all in.

[Anonymous No.49488987]

Shorted the entire market with all I own.
See you in two weeks frens

[Anonymous No.49488990]

>>49488959

I wish jpow would just say "it's over!" instead of cockteasing about some soft landing

[Anonymous No.49488996]

>>49488962
I would lock some of that in but thats just me.

[Anonymous No.49489000]

AYo my li'l put puts doin sum

[Anonymous No.49489003]

God fucking dammit who said what? What the fuck did I miss? Fuck this shit man

[Anonymous No.49489009]

could they be any more obvious with the fact that (((they))) found out the CPI data early and are selling off ahead of time

[Anonymous No.49489013]

>>49488827
adr rush of survival is a good feel

[Anonymous No.49489015]

Nice, can we get more dumb ass cows to walk into the grinder please

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49489038]

All you had to do was not buy the dip

[Anonymous No.49489057]

NOT EVEN CRAMER KNOWS WHAT TO SAY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489060]

>>49488817
This is the paper account

[Anonymous No.49489064]

I've been sitting cash since feb.
> Got told I was a retard because much equities to keep up with inflation.

Feels like there needs to be real political solutions before we reach new highs...

[Anonymous No.49489065]

>DOOMP IT

Another 5%+ dump tomorrow once CPI comes in much higher than expected, followed by weeks of selling until Dow 30k, S&P 365

[Anonymous No.49489070]

wew, stinky

[Anonymous No.49489080]

>>49489003
CPI leaked and food reserves across most of the world are low. It's all going down

[Anonymous No.49489084]

once again fidelitys shitty trading platform has cost me $

[Anonymous No.49489085]

Baggie you’re actually making me rich, I don’t want to suck your dick but I gotta. It’s ok I know where you live

[Anonymous No.49489087]

Why is it everytime the market goes up people complain it's fake and when it goes down, you don't hear a peep out of those faggots ever?

[Anonymous No.49489093]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.49489095]

>>49489003
Inflation report coming out on friday near close dumbass, did you really think this milk and honey waterslide ride of 2-5% pumps every day was going to last forever? There's only so much money you can put into bluffing before everyone else calls your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.49489097]

DING DING DING
TIME TO TALK ABOUT GAYSEX ALL NIGHT

[Anonymous No.49489099]

>muh SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.49489102]

>>49489080
>CPI leaked
No it absolutely did not, proof or this is all just another fucking fake dump

[Anonymous No.49489104]

I'm so buckbroken

[Anonymous No.49489106]

why is it going down? insiders know the CPI number already? or is it a bear trap before CPI?

[Anonymous No.49489111]

>>49488962
Oh yeah it doesn’t show paper anymore. It’s just the login splash screen that says paper.

[Anonymous No.49489109]

>>49489084
Shouldve been a RH Chad

[Anonymous No.49489115]

>>49489065
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS SPY BEING THIS LOW

[Anonymous No.49489117]

>>49489093
down 1% on Intel but I bought more when it hit 40

[Anonymous No.49489122]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.49489125]

>>49489093
went from -2% to +2% after throwing some puts on tesla with my boy baggot here.
Going to pay off my tesla with the gains.

[Anonymous No.49489132]

What if MM dumped it to imply that CPI leaked, but it didn't?

[Anonymous No.49489137]

>>49489093
Swimmingly.

It hasn't even begun. It will begin tomorrow 14:30.

[Anonymous No.49489139]

>>49489087
I’ve literally been posting all day, multiple times about how the feds still playing games, how bond auction was not real, how you need to buy puts, and I destroyed some faggots butthole who told me cape shiller isn’t real. Kindly, neck

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489144]

>>49489111
it says simulated trading see >>49489060

[Anonymous No.49489151]

Anybody else buy SPY calls for the reversal tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49489159]

Just end me.
Why did I have start earning a lot of money when the party ended.

[Anonymous No.49489163]

>>49489144
you're good baggie you check out

[Anonymous No.49489164]

>>49488987
i fucking hate it when people take german and mangle it into an incomprehensible mess

[Anonymous No.49489167]

>>49489080
> food reserves across most of the world are low
gee i wonder who caused that to happen

[Anonymous No.49489168]

SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.49489173]

Damn, that was some drilling

[Anonymous No.49489179]

>>49489102
>CPI leaked
>No it absolutely did not
holy fuck you really think they didn't tip their buddies off to get ahead of goyim like you?

you are hopelessly fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.49489183]

>>49489151
Why would it reverse you dumb faggot? Can you give us one logical reason other than lamao goomble?
>>>r/wsb

[Anonymous No.49489185]

>>49488944
Senpai check the chart. We going dooooown. There are bounces though. Not straight down.

[Anonymous No.49489186]

Siga GAYSEX CHADS. WGMI!!!

[Anonymous No.49489187]

>>49489151
simp betas like you need to get lined up and shot

[Anonymous No.49489190]

>>49489093
Very good day, up 69.1%

[Anonymous No.49489191]

>>49489099
Absolute mental illness, also check'd

[Anonymous No.49489192]

>>49489151
i would fuk both boi pucci's until they smoked

[Anonymous No.49489196]

AND TIME.
HOLY SHIT WE ARE GOING TO CRASH HARD

[Anonymous No.49489204]

>>49489151

You bought 0 DTE calls, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.49489207]

>>49489099
what's wrong with her eyes, and what's her problem

[Anonymous No.49489217]

>>49489187
It's okay to simp for girls(boys)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489219]

>>49489163
I was caught in a pissing contest with some faggot and couldn't close out, but I wasn't going to close out anyway, but at least I'll blame that faggot if I lose anything.

[Anonymous No.49489220]

>>49489099
Jesus fucking christ, liberalism was a mistake

[Anonymous No.49489222]

Lol lmao. Cheapies are coming.

[Anonymous No.49489224]

/mu/ggers I dont feel so good...

[Anonymous No.49489228]

>>49489179
Yeah they totally aren't doing that thing they always do where they sell off before a big announcement that's actually bullish so they can buy their own dip. This ain't my first rodeo cowboy

[Anonymous No.49489236]

THE REAL WORLD CAN STAY APOCALYPTIC LONGER THAN THE MARKET CAN REMAIN SOLVENT

[Anonymous No.49489251]

bought one spy put 400 for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49489253]

limit down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49489260]

it was inevitable correction at this point

ecb expressed their interest of raising rates as they are mostly reacting to eur getting weaker. but inflationis mostly caused by chip and energy shortages not so much low interest rates. because low interest rates did not induce inflation past 15 years

[Anonymous No.49489262]

Kwab market

[Anonymous No.49489267]

>>49489183
We're way oversold.

[Anonymous No.49489269]

>>49489093
Not bad, not bad. Went from being down 2% to 0.13. DRV and AQB doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.49489271]

>>49489253

Circuit breakers 15 minutes into the open, no survivors

[Anonymous No.49489277]

>>49482669
I told you to watch out and you didn't listen
You got hooked and hurt didn't you?

[Anonymous No.49489279]

>>49489228
Anon, it is expected to be a .07 increase to CPI. We goin down

[Anonymous No.49489282]

>>49489260
How do we produce more sips and energy.

[Anonymous No.49489283]

>>49489251
Thanks for taking my bag, bruh
Jk, I loaded up on 390p with my profits

[Anonymous No.49489284]

Sour hour was brutal, it just kept dumping.

[Anonymous No.49489287]

>>49489099
she's imitating mannerisms from movies and comics like a literal barbie doll.
also, do you think that this person realizes that they're more authoritarian than essentially all those that are being labeled as such nowadays?

[Anonymous No.49489294]

There will be no circuit breakers tomorrow. There will be no one left to trigger them.

[Anonymous No.49489296]

>>49489267
>muh TA

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49489300]

>>49489267
We are still way above the may lows

[Anonymous No.49489304]

>SPY
Shame

[Anonymous No.49489312]

>intel dumps because analyst
>AMD dumps even harder

what the fuck fucking rigged algos

[Anonymous No.49489314]

>>49489283
how many and whats your avg

[Anonymous No.49489315]

>>49489099

Imagine spending your entire career recruiting people instead of working.

[Anonymous No.49489320]

I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.49489323]

>>49489277
No, I had a short open since yesterday.

Now help me make up my mind whether to cash in tomorrow before the report or ride that bitch through the shitstorm fellow Bobro.

[Anonymous No.49489325]

>>49489294
Oh god, imagine the bots just withdraw their liquidity after the CPI print. One beautiful bright red candle all the way down to S&P 200

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489330]

>>49489093
Up 96K on the day, but Gookfu is still going to Korea without me, which makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.49489331]

Holy shit that red slope on SPY looks depressing

[Anonymous No.49489346]

>>49489219
>closing out on your puts this early

really? there is still capitulation to be had

[Anonymous No.49489354]

>>49489267
Not only are you a faggot but at this point it's freefall for SPY, there are no indicators providing any kind of support before $350

[Anonymous No.49489360]

>>49489282
go nuclear power plant until fusion power is available within 5 years, and commercially withing 10-15 years. and hand tsla car to everyone'

chip shortage is tough china is still struggling with covid (lol) they just should up chip manufacturing and shipment from taiwan send more cargo ships over there OR you can start to manufacture chips in usa or eu

[Anonymous No.49489363]

It's simple really, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever stop holding. I will never stop. I simply won't stop holding onto my stocks ever.

[Anonymous No.49489362]

>>49489093
Pulled the plug at 25 minutes in to sour hour. /cashgang/ again. Bounce trade was pretty successful. Overall 12% profit on it. Now looking at possible short as I believe bear market is still in full swing and recession is on the way. Kinda think recession is already here but nobody in media wants to say it yet.

[Anonymous No.49489370]

Who owns the most SOXL gere

[Anonymous No.49489369]

>>49489279
>(((expected)))
Come on man are you like 17

>>49489312
They've really been nailing semis lately. They know that normies and algorithms read the spooky headlines and sell instead of holding through the greatest time to invest in semis literally ever

[Anonymous No.49489372]

>>49489330
You could probably buy a boat with that money and sail to Korea yourself

[Anonymous No.49489395]

I wasn't able to buy PUTs in time I was on a date FUCK, I HATE WOMEN

[Anonymous No.49489402]

>bobo's face tommorow when CPI is lower than expected and we giga pump
>bobo's face next week when he shorts before Fed meeting only for Jpow to pivot as expected

[Anonymous No.49489404]

>>49488582
Rip docusign. Was fun.

[Anonymous No.49489408]

buddy
soxl computer
holy shit

[Anonymous No.49489421]

>>49489404
Damn, I forgot to short it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489426]

>>49489372
I learned watching trailer park boys that if you love something you have to set it free and if it comes back its yours forever.

[Anonymous No.49489433]

>>49489370
I have 340 shares @ 40.56

Still buying

[Anonymous No.49489441]

>>49489402
Plz no. I was locked out of trading today by the gubbermint PDT rule. Plz let the dump stay

[Anonymous No.49489443]

My soxs is up up up! Too bad I don't have enough.
OIL didn't do so good today. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.49489445]

>>49489402
>bobo's face tommorow when CPI is lower than expected and we giga pump
Kek they literally just said it's gonna be higher. White house already running. It's at least a 0.7% up. If it's even higher then it's gonna be ugly.

[Anonymous No.49489446]

>>49489402
Tomorrow is gonna look bad but powell will pivot

[Anonymous No.49489457]

not a single person here has more than 6 figures

[Anonymous No.49489462]

>>49489402
they wouldn't paint an ugly close to fool retail into shorting it for tomorrow would they?

[Anonymous No.49489469]

I'm thinking another -2% day to finish the bart tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49489484]

>>49489093
-1.56%
Terrible and I love it. I beat the market.

[Anonymous No.49489483]

>>49489402
>Cope coming in nicely toobz

[Anonymous No.49489492]

>>49489402
Prediction:
>8.1%, we violently crab

[Anonymous No.49489497]

>>49489445
>they literally just said it's gonna be higher
Proof or gtfo

[Anonymous No.49489496]

>>49489251
Sold all five at 1.98 after buying one at 0.50 and four at 0.23 and bought 5 390p at 0.15
Bought one IWM 190c just in case of nigger jew shit occurring overnight for 0.12

[Anonymous No.49489498]

>>49489457
95% don't but some of us do.

[Anonymous No.49489500]

>>49489457
Not true. Also that’s the point of trading. I’ve unironically been waiting for a real bear market for ages, since at least 2019. I plan to make some money during this, and I’ve been doing well so far

[Anonymous No.49489504]

New mass shooting just dropped
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/maryland-shooting-columbia-machine/index.html

[Anonymous No.49489511]

>>49489462
>retail
>shorting
Retail, as a rule, does not short.

Retail is full of permabull retards who get heemed in times like this. Only big boys and a tiny sliver of retail shorts (us).

[Anonymous No.49489521]

>>49489445
spy down 2.37% today
in anticipation of tomorrow’s “news”
and they said it was priced in
kek

[Anonymous No.49489528]

>>49489445
>"T-They said it was going to be higher and I believed them because I have no agency of my own!"

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49489529]

you should have listened

[Anonymous No.49489538]

>>49489511

Retail is winning in this crashes because they can hold and buy the dip. Institutionals have to panic sell, pay premiums to hedge, rotate into insanely expensive defensives and do all kind of retarded shit.
The only ones winning are retail.

[Anonymous No.49489551]

>>49489457
Most people here I'd guess are 5fig nigs like myself or straight up poorfagging with a couple grand.

[Anonymous No.49489560]

>>49489538
>The only ones winning are retail.
You're so fucking incredibly blind/retarded that it's hilarious.

There's a reason why hedgeniggers have so much money to throw around.

[Anonymous No.49489561]

>>49489093
Alright, I guess.
Up 0.43%
SOU.V, FORZ.TO, and CWV.V moved a bit

[Anonymous No.49489568]

Hmmmmmmmmm
>YANG GANG

[Anonymous No.49489574]

Oh dear
>2 people stuck in tank of chocolate at central Pa. M&M factory
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/06/2-people-stuck-in-tank-of-chocolate-at-central-pa-mm-factory.html

[Anonymous No.49489576]

>>49489457
I had more than 6 figures in your mother last night if you know what I mean
I mean I was balls deep in your mom’s ass, kid

[Anonymous No.49489578]

>>49489228
>>49489279

Wait, let's do the one where they report a .06 increase and have a wild pump on friday before having a -%5 SPY day on Monday

[Anonymous No.49489582]

>>49489511
Maybe not individual stocks but one of the largest retail inflows this past month was for SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.49489584]

what makes you think the market will recover after the crash?

[Anonymous No.49489590]

i bought spy puts tomorrow, so sorry fellow anons when it rockets to 420

[Anonymous No.49489600]

>>49489568
Yang motherfucking Gang

[Anonymous No.49489602]

>>49489504
Damn they really want to take all the weapons before (they) run inflation to zimbawe levels and increase taxes
>>49489323
Vix is low so another legdown
>>49489402
>>cpi lower than expected
And still higher than last time kek

[Anonymous No.49489604]

>>49489529
>my currency doesn't even have a dead cat bounce, it's just a cliff

[Anonymous No.49489610]

>>49489528
Why wouldn't I? Oil is still high and demand is still climbing. Supply issues still exist. Why would it suddenly go down?

[Anonymous No.49489616]

>>49489560

Hedge funds consistently perform much worse than retailers who just buy the dip and never read the news.

[Anonymous No.49489618]

>>49489584
The fact that there's literally nowhere else for money to go. US stock market may be fucked but everything everywhere is either fucked even more or closed off for foreigners

[Anonymous No.49489621]

>>49489538
Being down 31% on my portfolio right now sure feels bad but if you say I'm winning then okay!

>>49489578
Unironically more likely than anything else at this point

>>49489582
Unironically a huge bottom signal

[Anonymous No.49489630]

I really hope we keep this red momentum till open. I don’t wanna lose my gains

[Anonymous No.49489633]

>>49489560
>There's a reason why hedgeniggers have so much money to throw around.
Guess you missed tiger global down 50% at end of May. Hedgies don't get paid their fee if they're in cash so they always ape in.

[Anonymous No.49489632]

>>49489621
Hedgies are down 50-60% while you're only down 31%.

[Anonymous No.49489638]

>>49489574

[Anonymous No.49489646]

>>49489616
And the source of that is?

Studies started after 2008? aka. the biggest permabull retard market that is about to get heemed?

If you don't understand the survivorship bias in this then you are one of the retards about to get heemed.

[Anonymous No.49489657]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.49489660]

>>49489633
Wrong. Hedgies always get 2% of all assets regardless of performance.

[Anonymous No.49489661]

>>49489529
>non-usds
All I see is currencies of US vassal states, now lets see the currencies of the free world

[Anonymous No.49489662]

>>49489633
I look like that

[Anonymous No.49489679]

>>49489099
If this is an American you're not allowed to discriminate in the hiring process based on political affiliation. Now, these types of laws are very easy to skirt, you can pretty much not hire anyone based on anything stated in these laws so much as you deny them for any "legitimate" reason, such as I didn't like them in the interview vs another candidate. But when a hiring person comes out and says they're going to discriminate based on political affiliation they're outing themselves. This person should realistically be fired due to being a liability, ironically over something she posted about politics on social media. Anyone who doesn't get a job can basically sue with this obvious evidence. Also, there are so many companies that don't care that this won't matter for. This will only apply if you're trying to join some obviously woke company.

[Anonymous No.49489683]

>>49489632
You really think they're down that much and still holding those positions??

[Anonymous No.49489686]

>>49489660
No you are wrong, it is illegal and against fiduciary duty to charge fees for excessive cash holdings and the SEC will fine people for it

[Anonymous No.49489694]

>>49489662
You do not look like Dark Magician Girl you LIAR.

[Anonymous No.49489697]

>>49489646

Are you joking? Hedge funds have performed absolutely terrible for the last 20 years. They are completely useless. Feel free to google this.

[Anonymous No.49489700]

>>49489683
Who says anything about holding? But yes they're down that much.

>>49489686
Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.49489706]

>>49489679
its a canadian, it appears to be in reference to the trucker protests

[Anonymous No.49489707]

>>49489660
Then why didn't these superior hedgies not hedge? How is tiger global down that much?

[Anonymous No.49489741]

Sold and went short in the morning on a gut feeling

[Anonymous No.49489745]

I bought DRV two days ago and am already up 10%. Something is up

[Anonymous No.49489744]

>>49489697
Ackman did well in 2020. As did tiger global. Both had puts riding down the whole way in March and bought the dip. They just forgot to cash out gains and got cucked by Netflix and tech.

[Anonymous No.49489751]

Dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.49489758]

>>49489741
based

[Anonymous No.49489761]

>>49489700
I’m being serious, it’s against the law for asset managers to keep you in cash. There are serious FINRA fines

[Anonymous No.49489760]

>>49489697
>Hedge funds have performed absolutely terrible for the last 20 years.
Yup, you do not understand survivorship bias.

Average hedge fund performing "terrible" means they get solid profit. Average retail "investor" gets completely fucking heemed and gets his account deleted.

Do outliers and extremes exist? Yeah. They do. Not everyone is Burry and not everyone is the GUH guy.

[Anonymous No.49489781]

>hedgies
God damn go to your containment board GME niggers.

[Anonymous No.49489787]

>>49489707
Are you high?

[Anonymous No.49489807]

I'm not signing up for options trading. I will never do it. The moment I even start, the very first put I make we will have the turnaround of the century.

[Anonymous No.49489819]

>>49489761
Oh no... it's retarded :(

[Anonymous No.49489827]

>>49489633
Hedge funds exist to take money from pensions and rich people. Best performing pensions dropped hedge funds

They take 2% a year and 20% profits. The BEST hedge funds like Melvin have never made their clients money, losing vs spy, but melvin has mansions and makes infinite money off them

In addition- Cathie wood takes a % of aim each year, she makes zero performance fees and made 9 figures in 2021 with losing performance.

The world of finance is 99% scamming, from crypto to hedge funds

[Anonymous No.49489829]

>>49489751
Bon appetit.

[Anonymous No.49489830]

SPY has unbreakable support at 400, don't even think about shorting here.

[Anonymous No.49489839]

>>49489781
Market's closed due to HIVpox retard. Leave for today if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.49489840]

>>49489819
Explain then. I’m open to admitting I don’t know everything

[Anonymous No.49489846]

>>49489745
How long you plan on holding? I'm contemplating selling tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49489853]

>>49489830
kek unbreakable support is like 1400

[Anonymous No.49489856]

>>49489760
Lmao, hedge funds are atrocious

[Anonymous No.49489880]

>>49489610
cost of everything else going down, house prices are being slashed, retailers overstocked their shit and are offering discounts. Fed can't solve energy or food inflation w/ rate hikes because those can only be solved with increase production of those commodities, there is no demand destruction, people are already eating and driving as little as possible, except for revenge vacationers who cannot be stopped at any price. Powell pivot soon, he needs to get producers investing in production increases to save his petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.49489887]

Sell off today was predictable. Markets will pump tomorrow. As usual le event now priced in.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49489916]

>>49489827
>made 9 figures in 2021 with losing performance
based cathie

[Anonymous No.49489919]

>>49489887
>CPI being higher than expected is priced in
You permabulltards need to keep getting beaten up until you're broke. The whole fucking reason market took a shit is because it wasn't priced in. 1 day of digesting the news overnight is not enough.

[Anonymous No.49489920]

>>49489646
>And the source of that is?

[Anonymous No.49489932]

>>49489760
>He think hedge funds are good and make money
My nigga, Warren Buffett won money in a bet because a generic S&P index outperformed every hedge fund. They are shitty companies that do nothing but money launder for the wall street crowd

[Anonymous No.49489938]

>>49489706
Apparently she was doxed and she's princely losing her job. I can't believe she's retarded enough to call recruiting a "small" industry. It's basically roastie & college dropout daycare.

[Anonymous No.49489941]

>>49489846
I think this is just the beginning. For now of course it depends on CPI. But if rates are going to continue to go up this shit is going to pump. My guess is that RE will continue to tank even when rates stabilize here. The 10 yr at 3.25 is certainly not bullish for RE it seems

[Anonymous No.49489943]

i hope all you bobos are right

[Anonymous No.49489945]

>muh hedgies
>Muh gay std happening

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49489949]

>>49489751
put some cream on that and you'll have an ice cream sammich <3

[Anonymous No.49489950]

>>49489920
>It was revealed to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.49489970]

>>49489932
>a generic S&P index outperformed every hedge fund
That's my point you fucking retard.
Generic S&P index outperforms hedge funds and hedgefunds outperform dumbfuck retail "investors" that bleed money.

[Anonymous No.49489978]

I think we can all agree on the bond market being distorted by QE. But it seems to work as a hedge or safe haven again. What if the bond market is lying and all we saw was just tactical short term positioning?

[Anonymous No.49489981]

>>49489920
>>49489950
I swear these soijacks are getting more true to life and demonic looking everyday.

[Anonymous No.49489986]

>>49489938
>she's princely losing her job
She left her job in 2019.

[Anonymous No.49489988]

>>49489970
They "outperform" retails due to money laundering from wall street, not by actual trading. Any retailer that puts money in an index will BTFO all hedges

[Anonymous No.49489994]

>tfw fell asleep as the tumble began
>Could have traded spxs
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49490000]

>>49489830
it was under 400 like two weeks ago you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.49490007]

>>49489880
>muh pivot
If he pivots the dollar implodes. And if the dollar is prevented from imploding by some "muh world reserve currency" facade then every country buying into a hyperinflating dollar implodes and then the dollar implodes anyway.

[Anonymous No.49490009]

>>49489981
>I swear these soijacks are getting more true to life and demonic looking everyday.
>>49489988
Too bad that only works in a bulltard market huh?

[Anonymous No.49490044]

>>49490009
Works better in a bear market when you can get it even cheaper. This crash is going to be the way in millennials/Zoomers have been hoping for, while being the final end to Xers and coffin for any late Boomers

[Anonymous No.49490049]

It’s too easy, go get my CFA, wait until SPY is low enough your average hedge fund makes more money than the broad index, spam charts everywhere and wait for the defeated WSB retards to capitulate and give me their money to manage. Chop chop choppies

[Anonymous No.49490057]

Has GOOG ever split before?

[Anonymous No.49490060]

>>49490007
The dollar doesn't matter at all if you can't buy necessities with it retard. The ability to buy food and energy with it matters most, and believe it or not since bobo's don't understand inflation at all, availability of goods is necessary for the strength of the currency. Can't have available food and energy if everyone is refusing to increase production and slash prices because of high rates and fear of a recession caused by them. He has to pivot or he'll cause a meaningless depression.

[Anonymous No.49490068]

>>49488701
There’s no volatility if the market is just going straight down anon....

[Anonymous No.49490080]

>>49490007
Inflation is entirely a monetary phenomenon

[Anonymous No.49490079]

can't wait to buy Intel cheapies for under 40.

3% divvie yield, 70 billion a year revenue, Low PE

[Anonymous No.49490089]

>>49490044
Thank God. Gen x is worse than Boomer's. And I don't think a single one of them even has a retirement account if they didn't inherit one

[Anonymous No.49490091]

I have been doing an experiment and buying a growth s&p index fund at regular intervals and on red days. The past 6 months and I've been doing pretty good compared to my options trades. Guess I'm really just a bad trader and I should go boomer mode. I was only "good" at trading options because trading options pre-covid was literally
>but monthly naked calls
>win
Since covid it is not so easy.

[Anonymous No.49490108]

>>49490079
Did we get in the 30s yet. I've been waiting for this. 38$ is what I want.

[Anonymous No.49490111]

>>49490044
Just here to remind you that it took SPY 13 years to reach new heights after dot com bubble burst. It almost recovered in 08 but then 08 happened.

[Anonymous No.49490113]

Easy fake out breakdown from the Crab days.
Prepare for a Facemelting rally tommorow

[Anonymous No.49490131]

>>49490079
Is Intel going to be around in a decade without a major product improvement?

[Anonymous No.49490145]

>>49490131
they just signed up for a fab center in germany, any kind of taiwan issues could be a major catalyst.

[Anonymous No.49490161]

>>49490108
it hit 39.99 but quickly found support at 40 for now

>>49490131

buddy they are building their own chip foundries in the U.S this decade

[Anonymous No.49490175]

>>49490007
>>49490080
Based Austrians

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49490179]

>>49490131
They stopped hiring, but they were doing diversity quota hiring anyway so it's probably bullish.

[Anonymous No.49490194]

>>49490060
As high the prices are now, imagine how much worse it would be if policy makers just shart themselves and signal they will do nothing about the insanely overbloated monetary supply, letting inflation run completely out of control. Investments don't instantly pay out and production can't be increased anyway, because having infinite toilet paper money doesn't magically create more fossil fuels and fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.49490250]

+8%

baba puts printed, uvxy calls printed, holding uvxy calls overnight

[Anonymous No.49490256]

>>49490175
I wasn’t born Austrian. Their explanations and predictions of economic situations have just so far been much more compelling.

That said, should I buy SPY or VOO

[Anonymous No.49490261]

>>49490131
All it's really going to take is for AMDs advancements to slow down, at least on the consoomer side. The latest generation Intel chips aren't complete garbage this time. They still have a good strangle hold on the business end, as well. If AMD breaks into that tho they may be ass blasted frfr no cap

[Anonymous No.49490270]

Anons are finally starting to have the crisis of realization that PM Chads have been warning about for 5 years. Buy gold you faggots, we are going into hyperinflation whether you want to accept it or not.

[Anonymous No.49490286]

>>49490256
Vti

[Anonymous No.49490290]

>muh gold and silver guis
No thanks shiny rock man

[Anonymous No.49490293]

>>49490270
back to your containment thread

[Anonymous No.49490297]

>>49490194
The fed cant fix this with their rate hikes, all they can do is keep rates at neutral or below and tell capital hill to stop being retarded on energy, which is where the bulk of inflation lies.

[Anonymous No.49490299]

>>49490270
Held it for almost two years and it did fuck all

[Anonymous No.49490323]

>>49489919
you fucking clown i made money on sqqq today kek

[Anonymous No.49490333]

10 HOT COCKS A NIGHT BROS!!!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49490338]

>>49490270
fuck that, i'm going to sell my c6 corvette and buy one of those c8 corvettes.

[Anonymous No.49490347]

>>49490297
Inflation is just an increase in the money supply. If you confuse it with rising prices then every happy hour is deflationary

[Anonymous No.49490348]

>>49490270
No I make more swing trading 3x index in both directions than I ever have on shinies.

[Anonymous No.49490359]

>>49490270
This mf just said to buy gold. And sell it to whom. All the boomers died from covid

[Anonymous No.49490360]

Doesn't staying all cash imply you think inflation has peaked?
The bear case says we're in July 2008, and the market will fall another 35% over the next 6 months. As there were also skyrocketing oil prices then.

But rather than banks defaulting this time, wagies should be defaulting on mortgages, since they have to buy food. The difference I think, is there's a lots of cash waiting to scoop that home up after they default, even at current prices.

[Anonymous No.49490377]

>>49490299
Paper hands, I've been holding for 7 years. PM Chads will coom if the Fed reverses course and by then it will be too late to buy. Tell me that's not the most stark cup and handle you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.49490385]

NEW

>>49490372

>>49490372


>>49490372


>>49490372

[Anonymous No.49490392]

>>49490297
Inflation was already exploding before the war in Ukraine due to the printing during the kung flu crisis. To unfuck the overflowing toilet they printed themselves into, both aggressive rate hikes AND politicians stopping the zogging are necessary.

[Anonymous No.49490398]

>>49490360
You answered your own question. Staying cash (or cashing out) is a belief that the big decline is coming

[Anonymous No.49490408]

>>49490270
I have 2g of gold and I'm aware I will never profit on it retard. It's my SHTF emergency money.

[Anonymous No.49490424]

>>49490347
Inflation is more than that, its also a rise in prices and costs which are not totally the fault of money printing, take away half the dollars in circulation and you'll still have high energy and food prices because demand is exceeding supply no matter what monetary faggotry happens. The dollar is just a tool that is worthless without goods.

[Anonymous No.49490437]

>>49490360
Consumer savings are at a high, money velocity is still lower than it was before the pandemic, corporations are outright admitting that they're making incredible amount of money by using inflation as an excuse to raise prices, the US is still exporting its debt by printing billions every month for overseas slush projects, and somehow every armchair economist thinks that we're going to crash like 2008 again. Everything points to a completely retarded continuation of the 2020-2021 bull market, I can't wait until the Fed and mainstream media completely change their tune and start saying "oh wow huh interesting I guess it was just price gouging all along"

[Anonymous No.49490438]

>>49490360
You would be flooding the market with availability from foreclosed anons along with high borrowing rates. Demand will die with any recession and layoff talks. People will hold their money more. Making recession snowball.

[Anonymous No.49490439]

>>49490261
AMD has been completely destroying intel's business lead for years acshully.

[Anonymous No.49490446]

>>49490377
Checked, this will be our time

[Anonymous No.49490457]

>>49490424
Your hypothetical is nonsense

[Anonymous No.49490463]

>>49490424
No it's literally just an expansion of the money supply. Jews tried to change the definition to muddy the waters about where inflation actually comes from and to justify reckless Fed monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.49490490]

>>49490377
>that graph
imagine losing against savings accounts

[Anonymous No.49490502]

>>49490457
>>49490463
You two are idiots if you think the dollar has inherent value absent of what goods it can purchase

[Anonymous No.49490617]

>i can only do 10 minutes of the 30 min aerobic workout video

[Anonymous No.49490646]

How did this shit get even worse after hours?

[Anonymous No.49490713]

>>49490377
So exactly how much are you up after 7 years?

[Anonymous No.49490758]

>>49490437
Hmm maybe. Target had lowered sales because they were price gouging, and suddenly sales plummeted. but they just announced they're going on an "inventory clearing spree" so there might be truth to what you're saying.
Maybe we'll see the same thing with other assets.

However savings have dipped below normal lows, all that money from the stimulus is already spent.

[Anonymous No.49490897]

New thread

>>49490885
>>49490885
>>49490885

[Anonymous No.49491784]

>>49489009

the fed's method of calculating CPI is not secret, so I'm sure lots of hedge funds do their own independent calculations