Quantum Computing

[Anonymous No.49488420]

Bros...
I'm not feeling so good...

[Anonymous No.49488451]

>>49488420
quantom computing is fake

[Anonymous No.49488463]

>>49488420

[Anonymous No.49488470]

>>49488420
*Yawn*
These niggers have been proclaiming this for a decade

I still have yet to see it in action but this type of news comes out like a cycle

[Anonymous No.49488542]

>>49488463
What coins are doin zk-stark?

[Anonymous No.49488560]

>>49488420
quantum physics is all metaphysical, it's literally the same as believing in god but for the science niggers.
every concept of quantum physics always relies on the outcome, similarly to how someone says, I'LL THANK GOD FOR LETTING ME WIN THIS FIGHT, quantum physicist will use quantum physics to explain quantum physics.

[Anonymous No.49488570]

They always claim this to pump stocks yet it doesn't exist. Those fuckers can't even get chips

[Anonymous No.49488640]

>>49488542
That would be StarkWare, which can be found in the form of StarkEx and StarkNet on Bitcoin and maybe in the future, Bitcoin:
- https://starkware.co/starkex/
- https://starkware.co/starknet/
- https://l2beat.com/projects/starknet/
- https://twitter.com/francis__256/status/1501665548354076678
- https://hrf.org/zkrollups

[Anonymous No.49488672]

>>49488542
That would be StarkWare, which can be found in the form of StarkEx and StarkNet on Ethereum and maybe in the future, Bitcoin:
- https://starkware.co/starkex/
- https://starkware.co/starknet/
- https://l2beat.com/projects/starknet/
- https://twitter.com/francis__256/status/1501665548354076678
- https://hrf.org/zkrollups

[Anonymous No.49488687]

>>49488420
the rod and the ring will strike...

[Anonymous No.49488692]

>>49488420
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.49488721]

Isn't it interesting how news about these amazing superpowered quantum computers is constantly getting published, but none of it is ever about anyone actually doing something with them?

[Anonymous No.49488774]

It's a ways off but it will come. The theoretical parts have been figured out. It's all just upscaling qbits now, look up shor's algorithm. Think they're at 56ish qbits. Their main problem is an increasing need for error correction with every additional qbit. When they figure out how to scale up everything you own is gonna get slurped.

>>49488560
moron

[Anonymous No.49488787]

>>49488687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syygHNU0RCY

[Anonymous No.49488853]

>>49488774
So what does this mean exactly? Instead of 9K years to crack my ETH private key it'll only need 9sec?

[Anonymous No.49488866]

>>49488721
i think it means that a number of governments now have quantum computers but they dont want to say too much about it, and they dont want common people to have access to such technology

[Anonymous No.49488893]

>>49488853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvTqbM5Dq4Q

[Anonymous No.49488896]

>sweatingwojak.pdf
Fuck bros this isn't good

[Anonymous No.49488926]

>>49488420
Casually makes your crypto go to zero

Heh nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.49488928]

>>49488420

[Anonymous No.49488935]

>>49488420
>Extraordinary Claim
>3D Animated Pic
OH NO NONONO...

[Anonymous No.49489053]

>>49488560
You are correct but quantum niggers will never admit it. They lapsed into metaphysics when they accepted that things happen without any causal mechanics making them happen. The list of bullshit they accept grows longer with each passing year.
>uncertainty principle
>curved space
>virtual particles
>borrowing from the vacuum
>backwards causality
>entanglement
>symmetry breaking
>quark color and flavor
>quantum tunneling
>renormalization
>hidden variables
>asymptotic freedom
>observer-causes-collapse

[Anonymous No.49489092]

>not distributing processing power over parallel universes

[Anonymous No.49489227]

Just like cold fusion, quantum computing will be here in 50 years.

[Anonymous No.49489240]

>>49488420
it's a fake ASIC.

[Anonymous No.49489295]

>>49488451
basically this. It's a "real" thing, but the claims and imaginary uses are entirely fake and also very homosexual.

[Anonymous No.49489380]

>>49488926
>Heh nothing personal kid
Heh knows nothing about cryptography.

[Anonymous No.49490093]

>>49488420
Nuclear codes will go down before BTC if this kind of shit becomes mainstream.

[Anonymous No.49490102]

Almost none of you in here know anything about crypto or quantum computing kek.

Ecdsa can be broken with ~1000ish stable qubits using Ekerå Hastads algorithm.

Qubit requirement might go down further in the near future.

My prediction for elliptic curve breaking is 2025.

[Anonymous No.49490264]

>>49489380
Do you? Cryptography can be brute forced with an obscene amount computing power, in theory.

[Anonymous No.49490427]

>>49488672
Do they have a token ticker?

[Anonymous No.49490470]

>>49490102
What coins will be protected, math sensei?

[Anonymous No.49490481]

>>49490264
Am I wrong in thinking that the answer to this is just add more digits?

[Anonymous No.49490532]

>>49490427
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.49490558]

>>49488774
Trust the plan patriots.

[Anonymous No.49490582]

>>49490427
imx uses it.

[Anonymous No.49490587]

>>49488926
>Casually makes your crypto go to zero
You don't need pseud quantum bullshit to accomplish that. Just bust out some tether fud.

[Anonymous No.49490623]

>>49490264
256-bit encryption cannot be brute forced even with quantum basederino computers. Unless someone comes up with dome half-life alien literal another dimension physics then btc is safe.

[Anonymous No.49490723]

>>49490427
>>49490582
Well, if applications on StarkEx count then there's also DYDX.

[Anonymous No.49490742]

>>49488926
>open short
oh no...

[Anonymous No.49491280]

>>49488420
Good thing ETH is moving to PoS.

[Anonymous No.49491393]

>>49490623
Exc keys can be cracked you fucking pajeet