/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.49487008]

No links again!

[Anonymous No.49487025]

everyone below me is a darkie

[Anonymous No.49487029]

pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.49487038]

HOY FONG SUSPENDS SRIRACHA PRODUCTION DUE TO CHILE PEPPER SHORTAGE

[Anonymous No.49487041]

guess the CPI numbers are going to be really bad

[Anonymous No.49487042]

Anyone else like not looking at the market and then trying to guage the state of the market from posts?

[Anonymous No.49487044]

>>49487025
>Brown ID
Projection

[Anonymous No.49487046]

Crabchads rise up

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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>

/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49487047]

ZIM bros with jews you lose SELLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.49487048]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>49484303

[Anonymous No.49487056]

>SOXL resources
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.49487058]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>49484303 (Cross-thread)

[Anonymous No.49487059]

Yeahhhh, something smells fucked. Large RRP print this morning, just saw today’s RRP trades too and they are larger as well for private market Repos. I don’t actually think that treasury auction went as well as they said it did

[Anonymous No.49487060]

Sneed the market.

[Anonymous No.49487061]

>>49487046
>>49487048

based
the no linkers got a double dosage.

[Anonymous No.49487069]

>>49487042
some algos probably

[Anonymous No.49487070]

down 5 large but made $50 bucks selling calls so it's cool

[Anonymous No.49487071]

>>49487038
just mix ketchup and tabasco you spazz

[Anonymous No.49487073]

>>49487061
what

Crabchads rise up

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>

/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49487078]

$9 wti waiting room

[Anonymous No.49487080]

if u want my siga shares u will have to pry them from my cold dead hands

[Anonymous No.49487084]

spy $412 close
check em

[Anonymous No.49487123]

GO BACK UP OH MY FUCK

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.49487139]

SIGA MALE EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>49484303

[Anonymous No.49487146]

>>49487084
SPY 400 close check THESE

[Anonymous No.49487147]

>>49487080
You can keep it along with your BYND.

[Anonymous No.49487149]

keep seething linkies, there will never ever be links in the OP ever again.

[Anonymous No.49487154]

>>49487084
You're that fag from last thread that said we're gonna end green
I can't wait to drink some Scotch while laughing at your dumb ass

[Anonymous No.49487156]

alright bobo you've had your fun

>Brokers
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>49484303 (Cross-thread)

[king bobo No.49487167]

king bobo here, my strategy of using 10% of my profits on otm put spreads have proven to be extremely effective

[Anonymous No.49487178]

Goddamn I hate you guys so much.

[Anonymous No.49487182]

>due to the face ripping bull run we experienced retail investors refuse to he scared away by volatility
>in change of strategy the mariet has decided to bore dumb money so much they sell their positions or stop paying attention
It is brilliant honestly. Imagine just crabbing with no end in sight while everyone else is making money only to get priced out. While you are on the hook for bad option trades or shitcoins getting bogged.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487180]

I can't wait until we gap down tomorrow and the market shits its self. These will be a quarter million easy.

[Anonymous No.49487181]

My SPY puts are bussin

[Anonymous No.49487188]

some of you are alright, don't trade tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49487198]

CPI predictions for tomorrow? Consensus says 8.3%, I'm thinking more like 8.6-8.8%. What say you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49487204]

There are people, even today, still buying SOXL

[Anonymous No.49487205]

I’m being real. Largest amount of reverse repo buys in a while, on fed dumpening day. Something is going down in the bond market.

[Anonymous No.49487208]

>>49487042
Exactly what I do most days. Hate it when autists chimp out over a 0.5% move in indexes. Pink wojak index is exceptionally low right now

[Anonymous No.49487211]

PUTS OR CALLS TOMORROW NEGROS?

[Anonymous No.49487218]

I'm hoping they rip the market back up one more time before they close it

[Anonymous No.49487220]

i want to become ans bear

[Anonymous No.49487227]

>>49487198

9% followed by a 10% crash on the S&P

[Anonymous No.49487233]

>>49487205
>reverse repo
Why is this even allowed?

[Anonymous No.49487240]

>>49487233
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.49487244]

>>49487208
If you’re not chimping out I’m sure there’s some part of your portfolio that could use more leverage. You don’t have to worry about having your positions targeted until they’re actually worth money

[Anonymous No.49487250]

>>49487240

[Anonymous No.49487254]

>On Initiative Of Germany, EU Set To Ban All Combustion-based Vehicles Starting On 2035.
https://jungefreiheit-de.translate.goog/wirtschaft/2022/eu-verbietet-benzin-autos-schlag-gegen-deutsche-industrie/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

[Anonymous No.49487259]

>>49487233
It’s not, it breaks Dodd frank. But the reasoning behind is that they need to support the lower bound of the federal funds rate, it acts like a subfloor for the bond market or some dumb shit

[Anonymous No.49487266]

imagine loosing $1k for every % SIGA goes down

[Anonymous No.49487273]

I bought INTC guys, time for SOXL to crash just a warning

[Anonymous No.49487276]

>>49487259
This Jewish game has more fucked up rules than Calvinball.

[Anonymous No.49487282]

>>49487205
where are you monitoring reverse repo buys?

[Anonymous No.49487293]

>the bart on the 3month on spy is now trending down to new lows

[Anonymous No.49487295]

Don't look at the Hidden Tiger futures, Mumu...

[Anonymous No.49487302]

I will be using my last $500 tomorrow on a 0dte option. What will it be?

[Anonymous No.49487312]

this slow crab bleeding down is so annoying

[Anonymous No.49487313]

>>49487302
YANG

[Anonymous No.49487319]

didn't see links in op in case people need

Crabchads rise up

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>

/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49487321]

>only thing green in my port is MNST
I thought consumer defensives were a meme

[Anonymous No.49487326]

>>49487302
SPY

[Anonymous No.49487327]

I have no luck fuck me
Go long
>naskek goes down
>Create tinder
No matches
>short vix
Niggers buy more puts
>make beef stew
Didn't move it and burnt the bottom

[Anonymous No.49487329]

>>49487282
They print them, on the Fed website every morning they update their repo allocation.
What you should expect to see is less buys as firms go to auction to buy, because the fed is no longer another bidder. But they aren’t. Because RRP money isn’t going to eat long term bonds, likely because the fed has suppressed rates too far and not risen fast enough.

[Anonymous No.49487336]

>>49487312
You're annoying
How about you kill yourself and get born again as my ex's anal bead

[Anonymous No.49487343]

>Jannies deleting posts after like 3 seconds
Is this what it's like to post on a board that's actually moderated.

[Anonymous No.49487352]

>>49487038
Sriracha sux

[Anonymous No.49487366]

>>49487343
Yes. This is the most heavily moderated board because jannies have financial incentive to ban competing shills

[Anonymous No.49487370]

>>49487327
As if luck had anything to do with your poor
>education
>hygiene
>due diligence
>cooking skill

[Anonymous No.49487371]

They're trying their hardest to bury us oil barons...

[Anonymous No.49487379]

>>49487038
Cholula Chads, we just keep winning!

[Anonymous No.49487380]

>>49487302
PUT PUT ON EVERYTHIUNG

[Anonymous No.49487381]

gay

[Anonymous No.49487389]

>>49487352
Tapatio or nothing.

[Anonymous No.49487394]

The jews are dumping SIGA and UUUU just to gaslight me

[Anonymous No.49487398]

>>49487327
>Didn't move it and burnt the bottom
Bro you were supposed to flour coat the beef then add broth once it got a sear.

[Anonymous No.49487399]

Why do homosexual men hate SIGA so much?

[Anonymous No.49487408]

I have a liter of Texas Pete in my pantry right now
Ask me how it feels to be based

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487415]

It's fucking over for me. We're totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.49487418]

>>49487399
Because it proves only faggots get diseases

[Anonymous No.49487423]

>>49487399
>t. trannie

[Anonymous No.49487432]

>>49487408
>Texas Pete
>Based

lol.

t. Crystal gang

[Anonymous No.49487445]

can we please just hit SPY $430 again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487455]

i have a large assortment of spicy sauces in my refrigerator because gookfu and I eat a lot of spicy foods.

[Anonymous No.49487460]

>>49487415
The bottom is in

[Anonymous No.49487461]

>cpi tomorrow

Who SQQQ here?

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.49487468]

>>49487455
I eat your gookfu's spicy tuna daily baggot

[Anonymous No.49487483]

>>49487432
Plebs.

>Louisiana Hit Sauce is the sauce of men

[Anonymous No.49487490]

>>49487483
That no flavor salted vinegar? Pass.

[Anonymous No.49487494]

Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.49487496]

g...guys don't worry they will fudge the numbers on CPI so it doesn't look too bad haha...

[Anonymous No.49487497]

>>49487483
Literally Who Sauce?

[Anonymous No.49487504]

>>49487041
They are going to be so bloody red rates will be increased by the whole 1.0 base point at the next fed meeting.

[Anonymous No.49487511]

Are we going to have Power Hour?

[Anonymous No.49487523]

>>49487511
Bears will yes

[Anonymous No.49487527]

if you mean powering down, yeah

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487528]

>>49487468
This is her spicy tuna of choice.

[Anonymous No.49487531]

>>49487496
why yes I myself am purchasing quite a few tasty stonk shares today literal lifetime opportunity!

[Anonymous No.49487537]

>>49487504

>1.0 base point

so 0.01 per cent? Not a very scary rate hike there mister bear.

[Anonymous No.49487542]

>>49487496
Even if they do you won't hide that in next quarters earnings reports. That would actually cause a more dramatic crasg since the market won't have that peiced in.

[Anonymous No.49487544]

>>49487302
Buy puts and calls because we gonna break out in some direction idk which

[Anonymous No.49487547]

>>49487528
>Dong Won

[Anonymous No.49487552]

>>49487511
power bottom hour

[Anonymous No.49487559]

>>49487511
Would be nice to get some SQQQ on discount for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49487560]

>slurps

[Anonymous No.49487563]

>>49487511
sour hour

[Anonymous No.49487565]

Bulls if you’re so certain the market would pump without the fed raising rates, why not get rid of the fed??

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487576]

>>49487547
Yeah that anon puts Dong Won in his mouth every day.

[Anonymous No.49487580]

Isn't rent a large part of CPI? As long as CPI isn't way up, I think we will go higher tomorrow. Buying puts and calls might be a smart play because tomorrow will be volatile.

[Anonymous No.49487590]

>>49487494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqSNbJuGOw

[Anonymous No.49487589]

>>49487565
Reported for blatant anti-semitism

[Anonymous No.49487592]

>>49487576
ngl I want to try some of that dong. I usually make tuna salad with diced pickled peppers.

[Anonymous No.49487599]

>>49487560
>Anteaters are winechads
Best news I've heard all day

[Anonymous No.49487603]

Stop selllling, please
I want to have cock hard, pls
I get paid biweekly and I've been broke for a week now

[Anonymous No.49487604]

soxl $70
>what a bargain!
soxl $20
>lol I aint buying that

[Anonymous No.49487605]

>>49487580
Isn't rent at record highs?

[Anonymous No.49487612]

How does everyone feel about WBD? Seems like they have the best content in the business with Warner Bros studios and HBO.

[Anonymous No.49487618]

What should I buy to profit from Trump being reinstated in two weeks? Mike Lindell is about to present evidence proving the election results were fraudulent.

[Anonymous No.49487628]

SUFFER

[Anonymous No.49487635]

Insider here, black swan event coming tomorrow after market close. move your money out of your banks and brokerages because all credit and accounts will be frozen and all precious metals and pokemon cards confiscated.

[Anonymous No.49487637]

>>49487612
WBD is an interesting stock right now assuming they can get their debt under control. If they do, the stock will boom. PT

[Anonymous No.49487643]

>>49487618
What is Bidens approval rating, 10% tops right?

[Anonymous No.49487657]

>>49487628
wtf is this

captcha:gay04

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487658]

>>49487643
He's still in the 70's among niggers.

[Anonymous No.49487663]

>>49487604
Zoom out, examine trajectory

[Anonymous No.49487668]

daily AAAAAA o'clock

[Anonymous No.49487681]

Yeah this is not a great time desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.49487683]

>>49487044
cheked and kekd

[Anonymous No.49487684]

THAT CANDLE HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.49487687]

CLOSE THE REPO FACILITY OR POISON THE WELL JEROME YOU COCKSUCKER IM DYING OVER HERE

[Anonymous No.49487688]

>>49487180
fuck it baggie i'm with you on this one.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487689]

Oh shit lads, my TSLA puts are up 50 grand right now.

[Anonymous No.49487691]

>>49487612
>WBD

you mean white big dick?

[Anonymous No.49487692]

See you faggots at 3200

[Anonymous No.49487695]

>>49487658
I seriously fucking hate niggers and I'm Irish
I've seen some shit like fools drinking paint thinner down their buttholes but niggers truly are subhuman

[Anonymous No.49487701]

I guess the CPI leaked early huh?

[Anonymous No.49487705]

>>49487537
Oh shit I mean 1% (100 basis points)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487719]

>>49487688
your strike is the break even for my furthest OTM puts which are now ITM. I do believe we open at $696.90 though so I dunno what that will make your position.

[Anonymous No.49487721]

>>49487701
the cpi is leaking from my asshole down my leg.
i have hemorrhoids, that's why we're red.

[Anonymous No.49487729]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49487730]

Fucking shit I missed the time to short the market. FUCK

[Anonymous No.49487733]

>>49487689
I’m up bigly too on my TSLA and SPY puts, but cannot sell because I’m out of government alloted day trades

[Anonymous No.49487737]

DRIP?

[Anonymous No.49487741]

>>49487719
i'm just a degenerate.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49487747]

Kek

[Anonymous No.49487752]

>>49487637
Ya debt is a problem but I don't understand this slide. On quality of product they really are second to none (excluding CNN of course). HBO Max is an incredible library. NFLX could never dream of having the quality content WBD does.

[Anonymous No.49487751]

>>49487730
Where is this expression on the meme chart?

[Anonymous No.49487762]

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.49487765]

>>49487751
SPY Puts

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487767]

>>49487741
Me too bro, but think of all the degenerate shit you're going to be able to do with your TSLA money.

[Anonymous No.49487774]

>>49487618

[Anonymous No.49487779]

>>49487767
optionsprofitcalculator.com says itll be like 8g profit. nothin crazy but ill take it

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49487780]

>>49487767
Position update sir

[Anonymous No.49487782]

We’re all gonna be rich bobros, let’s short more with margin

[Anonymous No.49487781]

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49487785]

just sold my AMD puts for a 200% profit lol

[Anonymous No.49487789]

>>49487563
welcome, mumus

[Anonymous No.49487795]

MY BASTARDS REDEEM

[Anonymous No.49487796]

Hey faggot that said we were going to 413, where you at? I want to laugh at you
Did you kill yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.49487806]

>>49487603
dude wtf no dead kids today dammit

[Anonymous No.49487812]

That's such bullshit

[Anonymous No.49487815]

NEGG off a cliff for what reason

[Anonymous No.49487817]

>>49487782
positions?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487821]

>>49487780
+64K

[Anonymous No.49487822]

>>49487817
SPY puts, TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.49487825]

Pic related is me missing the short

[Anonymous No.49487826]

>>49487779
went a little deeper.

[Anonymous No.49487828]

>that bart on SPY

[Anonymous No.49487832]

Someone explain to me why everything DOMPS even though gigacorpohomos are doing just fine?

[Anonymous No.49487835]

>>49487815
The GPU train stopped in 2020.

[Anonymous No.49487837]

kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.49487842]

>>49487822

[Anonymous No.49487845]

>>49487835
people dont build their own computers anymore?

[Anonymous No.49487853]

>>49487825
Anon, markets can go down infinitely, why wouldn’t you short.

[Anonymous No.49487855]

>>49487832
To much dumb money.

[Anonymous No.49487856]

>>49487815
Consumer business for one. It's like Amazon without AWS. Also, it was always a chink pump/dump toy.

[Anonymous No.49487860]

>>49487832

Higher discount rates.
Stocks cannot trade at these prices if the 10 year is at 3%.

[Anonymous No.49487863]

>>49487832
Market finally realized Joe Biden and the l*beral retards are making "policy"

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49487864]

>>49487821
I shall await my commission on the extra 32k

[Anonymous No.49487867]

Sex with Jerome Powell.

[Anonymous No.49487868]

>>49487845
Not when the parts are twice as expensive

[Anonymous No.49487869]

>>49487828
i exclusively trade on bart patterns. see you folks at 380

[Anonymous No.49487873]

GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49487877]

>buy calls
>it dumps
>sell calls for a loss & buy puts
>it pumps

[Anonymous No.49487887]

>>49487877
Get good retard
Clean up my mess, Wendy's faggot

[Anonymous No.49487889]

Haha I bought some inverse etfs right before this dump. But I didn't sell the bounce a week ago, so my normal stocks are bleeding.

[mccairndojo com No.49487890]

>>49487399
same reason as the others who arent sane

[Anonymous No.49487900]

STOP MOTHERFUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49487902]

FUCK FUCK FUCK I AM LIVING IN THE SALT MINE

[Anonymous No.49487904]

Good evening /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.49487906]

i'm thinking we are back bros

[Anonymous No.49487911]

someone recommend me a SPDR fund besides XLE

[Anonymous No.49487912]

>he bought calls in a bear market
newfags

[Anonymous No.49487919]

why the fuck are both threads invisible in the catalog?

[Anonymous No.49487924]

So with a stagflationary depression in America and the end of GAYTO just around the corner, sounds like a bright future for the west

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49487929]

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49487944]

>>49487929
75K

[Anonymous No.49487948]

Ohhhh Mumu, you didn't really think you could escape the wage cage, did you?

[Anonymous No.49487962]

>>49487924
Deagle report chads know what’s good

[Anonymous No.49487968]

this shit is fucking demoralizing

[Anonymous No.49487977]

We're back.

[Anonymous No.49487986]

>>49487968
nothing 100 million 3rd world immigrants couldn't solve!

[Anonymous No.49487987]

Back below 400 we go..

[Anonymous No.49487988]

Fuck I got too greedy waiting for a good entry point to open a short and got left behind. MANY SUCH CASES

[Anonymous No.49487992]

>>49487432
Baltimore Chads rise up!

[Anonymous No.49487996]

>>49487968
Now you get it.

[Anonymous No.49488004]

MY SQQQ IS PRINTING. COMMON CPI KILL US ALL SO I CAN BE RICH

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488009]

Max pain fags rekt

[Anonymous No.49488021]

Captain Cook should have genocided the Maori.

[Anonymous No.49488026]

>>49488004
Oh forgot pic

[Anonymous No.49488032]

GAY SEX!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49488047]

VIX is still not fucking budging. MM’s need to get their head out of their ass or they’re literally going to lose their shirts to faggots shorting them to death

[Anonymous No.49488055]

>>49488021
coomers never do the right thing with a limitless supply of bare chested native islanders in the equation

[Anonymous No.49488057]

OH THE MISERY

[Anonymous No.49488063]

>futures neon green when I go to bed
>wake up deep in the red
I'm so done with this schizo market

[Anonymous No.49488067]

>>49487657
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49488084]

Mumu can't catch a break

[Anonymous No.49488089]

>>49488063
See you tomorrow, my man.

[Anonymous No.49488090]

>>49488067
>in your general Direxion

[Anonymous No.49488110]

forex
is it a scam?
is it only luck?
can you make make consistent profit?

[Anonymous No.49488117]

its about to get very sour

[Anonymous No.49488123]

>>49487873
Kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488125]

>>49488110
long aussie dollar and cash out early september.

[Anonymous No.49488128]

>>49488110
>can you make make consistent profit?
sure just take a glass and read a book, boom consistent profit forever. never go back to work! everyone else is just too lazy to get started with it

[Anonymous No.49488137]

>>49488110
Forex is hard as fuck. I’ve heard once you know how it works it can mint, but it’s all the worst parts of the market put together

[Anonymous No.49488154]

SPY won't go back under 400 right?

[Anonymous No.49488166]

>>49488090
POOT!! SIGA CHADS JUST HOLD!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488188]

>>49488154
-5% day incoming tomorrow. there's no stopping it, it's time for #PureCapitulation

[Anonymous No.49488191]

I TOLD YOU

ABOUT THE

M A S S I V E

RUG PULL

but did you listen? no, you didn't. dumb fucking mumu. YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49488193]

>>49488154
We will test 395 before the end of next week. If it breaks that significantly, run for the fucking hills.

[Anonymous No.49488194]

I'm convinced if I buy a SPY put at close I will save the market

[Anonymous No.49488195]

>>49488137
I have deepest respect for consistently profitable forex chads. I don't see how it's possible to make money in that market but some of them do. fueled by pure concentrated autism i imagine

[Anonymous No.49488206]

>AMD UNDER 100

IT'S OVER

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488207]

NHTSA likely to ban Teslas FSD after the engineering analysis. Customers likely to demand a refund from Tesla, who of course already spent the money. Class action will lead to Tesla bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.49488211]

>>49488137
honestly all you ahve to do is follow the interest rates. it's literally that easy.

>>49488195
what i learned about rsi/macd/price divergences from fx i carried to stocks and its even easier

[Anonymous No.49488223]

>>49488188
Baggie what are the chances TSLA hits 615 tommorow and we all wake up rich

[Anonymous No.49488226]

HOLY FUCK GAYSEX BROS. ITS MOONING, LOOK AT THAT VOLUME!!!!

[Anonymous No.49488232]

when life gives you lemon......
uhhhh
slurp the dip?
(dumb mumus)

[Anonymous No.49488233]

NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS IN THE FINAL HALF HOUR HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.49488239]

>>49488166
checked and subtle

[Anonymous No.49488242]

>>49488223
most likely monday or tuesday this will occur

[Anonymous No.49488243]

>>49488223
are yall playing tomorrow's exp or further out?

[Anonymous No.49488248]

>>49488110
It's possible. Successful forex traders exist, allegedly. Very difficult. You think equities move in ways that don't seem to make much sense? Forex is twice as bad.

[Anonymous No.49488249]

ARE YOU READY?

[Anonymous No.49488261]

Entire pump from this week is wiped away

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488263]

NHTSA likely to ban Teslas FSD after the engineering analysis. Customers likely to demand a refund from Tesla, who of course already spent the money. Class action will lead to Tesla bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.49488268]

bulltards tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49488273]

>>49488249
Global holodomor. Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.49488275]

>>49488243
Tomorrow. Why on gods green earth baggie decided to yolo on 0dte Tesla puts I don’t know but he’s right sometimes.

[Anonymous No.49488278]

I‘ll just keep holding UVIX, right? I hedged with SVIX and I hope to sell the UVIX top to buy more SVIX…

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488280]

>>49488223
all positions up at least 10 grand.

[Anonymous No.49488281]

>>49488248
>allegedly
They don't exist.
There are no successful day traders and no successful forex traders. Not to say it's not possible to make ONE (1) successful trade, but it's also possible to win at roulette.

[Anonymous No.49488282]

>>49488248
if you listen have ever been able to listen or read earnings meetings for forex brokerages they do give you the number of winning accounts, usually around 10 to 25% of retail traders are winners.

[Anonymous No.49488283]

>>49488249
how did "we're all gonna starve to death" become the new mainstream narrative meme and why?

[Anonymous No.49488297]

CPI LEAKED
CPI LEAKED
100000000000% INFLATION ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.49488300]

>>49488275
is it too late to get in lol

[Anonymous No.49488307]

>>49488268
wow that was stupid. is that the antelop version of suicide by cop?

[Anonymous No.49488310]

>>49488280
yesss bobo you are GOING TO MAKE IT !!!

[Anonymous No.49488313]

>>49488249
THEY SPELLED FERTILZER WRONG BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONKAYPOX BECAUSE OF GAYSEX!!!! HOLY SHIT BASED BROS. GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49488317]

Boys should I hold DRV through the weekend?

[Anonymous No.49488321]

>>49488283
>How
Yu vill eat ze bugs
>Why
Because it's true, goy

[Anonymous No.49488324]

>>49488297
bullish because the fed can't do anything at that point and the fed will stop tightening

[Anonymous No.49488330]

>>49488283
Because we’re all going to starve to death, literally and unironically. We’ve stripmined the planet, it’s over. It only took 2,000 years for the Fertile Crescent to get fucked

[Anonymous No.49488337]

You know shit is fucked when baggie is making money

[Anonymous No.49488339]

BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

[Anonymous No.49488342]

>>49488300
Not if it’s going to 615 it’s not

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488352]

All you had to do was listen

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488360]

>>49488337
The bogdanoff's are dead. They can't manipulate the markets so I lose every trade anymore.

[Anonymous No.49488361]

>>49488330
At least I'll starve with my /smg/ bros. I wonder how long it'll take before we stop hitting bump limit on new threads

[Anonymous No.49488372]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488373]

ALL BOBOS COOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.49488375]

I’m recovering

[Anonymous No.49488379]

Time to get going with _SYS_. sy.scoin has successfully deployed the first phase of its NEVM smartcontract layer thereby enabling everything currently possible on the ETH network

[Anonymous No.49488389]

>>49488373
we outcha

[Anonymous No.49488392]

Ever wonder what happened to the SOXL holders? The lum poster? The SOXL_shill?

[Anonymous No.49488394]

Buy GOOG puts right now

[Anonymous No.49488396]

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TESLARINO CALLS. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! ELON DADDY WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE US TO MARS REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49488397]

*crashes your market*
nothing personnel, man

[Anonymous No.49488400]

>>49488392
dead hopefully

[Anonymous No.49488401]

>knew it's gonna dump
>still tried to be smart and daytrade to take advantage of swings
>lose money
Okay

[Anonymous No.49488409]

>>49488360
How did they both die at the same time.
sus.

[Anonymous No.49488415]

>missed buying spy 405 puts june 17 at 4.50
>mfw they're at 8.00 right now
jeez fuck and i was just waiting for a better price

[Anonymous No.49488426]

fukken oil keep up pls. tech dump is beautiful

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488429]

>>49488409
How were they both born at the same time?

[Anonymous No.49488431]

>>49488392
Nigga that is a disturbing image.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488432]

Have you guys stockpiled food yet?

[Anonymous No.49488438]

>>49488342
is that what strike you're in?

[Anonymous No.49488444]

>>49488397
Ridin’

[Anonymous No.49488449]

>>49488249
>According to the firm [CF], they are no longer able to keep the factory open due to soaring gas prices as well as high environmental taxes.

>Production has been suspended since September last year.

>However, CF Industries will keep their Billingham factory open after the Government provided a rescue deal.

[Anonymous No.49488450]

>>49488432
Can you shut the fuck up for like 5 minutes you island monkey?

[Anonymous No.49488452]

>>49488432
im on a diet

[Anonymous No.49488458]

These bounces are fucking funny in how pathetic they are
I can already see some fat spic that collects Pokémon cards seething that his ta is failing him

[Anonymous No.49488457]

>>49488432
No. I haven’t been to Sam’s club yet, need to go

[Anonymous No.49488460]

GAY SEX 2 MORE WEEKS. 10 COCKS A NIGHT HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.49488467]

>>49488444
Checked

[Anonymous No.49488481]

>>49488450
>he doesn't filter the namefagging schizo
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49488485]

what would happen if someone trained a language bot on 3 years of smg?

[Anonymous No.49488486]

MO low; go?

[Anonymous No.49488489]

Literally all you had to do was buy puts you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.49488492]

>>49488110

>can you make make consistent profit?

no

[Anonymous No.49488502]

>>49488481
Hey, I enjoy periodically bulling him about being brown and worthless.

[Anonymous No.49488506]

>>49488452
just did 30 pushups (consecutive)

this is a big milestone for me

[Anonymous No.49488509]

simply exquisite

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488512]

>>49488481
>he didn't listen to the namefagging schizo
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49488515]

this is fucking brutal

[Anonymous No.49488530]

>>49488512
>Listening to the modern version of Mr. Market
Bags what the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.49488531]

>>49488512
have you planned your trip to the maldives yet baggot

[Anonymous No.49488537]

i've been seething about not buying puts for 1h.30m now lamo holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.49488538]

IM RIDING WITH BRANDON DOWN TO 0 LETS GO

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488540]

MONEY NOT IMPORTANT
ONLY FOOD IMPORTANT

[Anonymous No.49488551]

Damn I closed my shorts too early. Profit is profit, but missing out still hurts.

[Anonymous No.49488558]

>>49488392
>>49488400
SOXL_shill was here recently said he sold half his stack at the 200 day moving average but still is holding half. He's been day trading the futures market harvesting volatility

[Anonymous No.49488565]

>>49488512
If you've seen one of the kiwi faggot's posts you've seen them all.

[Anonymous No.49488581]

>>49488551
I’m locked into my puts until tommorow so i don’t get locked out for 3 months. Hopefully we waterfall overnight

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49488586]

>>49488531
No, I had to give Gookfu money so she could go back to korea and see her mom before her mom dies. So now I'm not going to get any pussy until she comes back in september, and all this money I'm making isn't helping anything.

[Anonymous No.49488587]

>>49488582
>>49488582
>>49488582

[Anonymous No.49488588]

it's only gon get worse with CPI tomorrw

[Anonymous No.49488589]

so I guess CPI leaked huh?

[Anonymous No.49488600]

>>49488565
He's not just kiwi; he's Maori. You know those goofy dancing face tattooed fat fucks?

[Anonymous No.49488624]

>>49487657
>wtf is this
It's a body from a forensic farm, used to see the way bodies decay.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488644]

>>49488600
Thought you said I was islander?

[Anonymous No.49488662]

>>49488581
I'd be puckered up if I were you. I can't tell which way we're going.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49488675]

STOCKPILE
TINS
OF
CORNED BEEF
IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.49488719]

>>49488675
how many tins do i need

[Anonymous No.49488725]

My inverses are rising faster than my non-inverses.

[Anonymous No.49488786]

Lets move over to _SYS_. sy.scoin designs the most ambitious, future-proof projects you can imagine without needing to worry about scalability and inordinate fees. In addition, sy.scoin has successfully deployed the first phase of its NEVM smartcontract layer thereby enabling everything currently possible on the ETH network

[Anonymous No.49488872]

OH MY SQQQ
AFTER THE CPI GIVE ME A MILLY
ALONG WITH A GF AND GR COROLLA

[Anonymous No.49488919]

>>49487911
XLF

[Anonymous No.49489216]

>>49487218
Yeah, you want one last little hit you fucking junkie? Couldnt get enough for two years? Time to come clean. Tomorrow is your intervention.